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    Look at that. Another white guy with his little Asian sugar baby.

    Twenty-seven years, and not once has a stranger looked at David Hollander and his son and seen a father. Then Ilya Rozanov sits beside him in a restaurant and a server says, "Can I get anything else for you and your son?" David does not correct him.`

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    31 May 2026

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    Ilya is not going to steal Shane Hollander's dog. That would be illegal. And wrong. And someone would probably find out and make Ilya give him back.

    So. Not stealing.

    But there is nothing wrong with giving Chernysh all the pats and treats that he deserves, is there?

    Nothing wrong with encouraging Chernysh to spend more and more time at Ilya's house until he doesn't even remember who Hollander is.

    Because Hollander is stupid and boring and does not deserve a dog as good as Chernysh. No, he doesn't, does he? Because Chernysh is the best boy in the whole world, yes he is.

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    30 May 2026

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    In various states of hungover or right-out drunkenness, the Ottawa Centaurs head on to Milan Malpensa airport after destroying the Maranza Milano on their home-rink in a friendly match.

    Unfortunately, their mighty captain Ilya Rozanov accidentally gets down the train at the wrong stop and gets lost in small-town Northern Italy, just as a major public transport strike erupts.

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     While the panicked Centaurs desperately try to located their captain, Ilya gets adopted by two Italian old ladies and has the best time.

     

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    23 Apr 2026

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    “Nah, Shane would be a terrible Traitor,” Ilya said. Ilya took hold of Shane’s face, squishing his cheeks and making his lips puff out like a fish. “Everyone look at this face. You really think he can lie?” Ilya yanked Shane’s face closer to him, making Shane stumble. Some of his ginger ale sloshed out of the can. “You think he can lie to me? Please.”

    Shane rubbed his cheeks with a frown once his husband released him. “Thanks, I guess.”

     

    OR: Shane and Ilya go on the very first MLH edition of The Traitors and chaos ensues.

    (Chapters will alternate between the full Traitors episode and the Twitter reaction)

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    11 Mar 2026

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    Shane and Ilya's peace is hard-won and devastatingly fragile. A phone call from Russia threatens to bring the whole house of cards down around them.

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    09 Mar 2026