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    Shen Jiu is a promising young actor who showed up seemingly out of nowhere to take the world by storm. Despite only being 21 and still in college, he already has a gigantic fortune and an even bigger fanbase.

    Or, at least he was. Until he died in a way that would make his ancestors die all over again due to second-hand embarrassment.

    He just wishes that the last thing he did wasn't reading that god-awful novel.

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    7/?
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    Tommy disappears for ten years after leaving school and never returning home.

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    When porn actors find their true mates during a shoot, they either get out of the business or have their work possibilities severely limited. After Dean "Hunter Ryder" Winchester and Castiel "Jimmy Angel" Novak become the Winchester-Novaks (and the Angel-Ryders), it's time to branch out into the mated genres of porno. Namely, competitive knotting.

    Dean might be known as a horny alpha-for-alpha slut and Cas as the icy, dominant omega who can't be tamed, but they're a perfect match that Dean can't wait to show off.

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    1/1
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    13
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    Eraserhead doesn’t want to babysit another group of problematic teenagers. He is not getting paid enough for this job.

    “I am not obliged to keep a lookout for them”

    Mandalay nodded at his statement. “Well yeah, no one is obliged to keep a lookout for them. But for the better or worse, it’s not as if we could just let them be in danger, right? We’re heroes, after all. But don’t fret; if your students are unique as heroes-in-training, those kids are pro-underground heroes when they come together.”

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    Read at your own risk.
    There's no pairing in this.... I guess?? I ain't a romantic person so yeah.
    Characters can and will probably be out of character.

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    14/?
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    JohnLennon: Cheesecake
    TREVAH: yeah

    Old tv people but internet (ALSO some chaps got deleted so it’s gonna look a Lil different)

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    Chapters:
    6/?
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    7
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    1
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    "But you like it."

    "Don't talk nonsense."

    "Oh, so you didn't read to the end ..."

    Liu Qingge swallowed, "I ... "

    " And you weren't flipping through the pages like a maniac to read more. "

    " I ... "

    " And how silly to think that I saw the disappointment on your face when you realized that the chapter was not complete. "

    Liu Qingge was silent, completely speechless by his younger sister.

    Liu Mingyang held out her hand," Would you give it back to me ? I have to keep writing."

    Without saying a word, the man obeyed and threw them on the table.

    He turned and was about to leave when Liu Mingyang told him," Come back tomorrow to read the rest. "

    " I won't! "

    " So you don't want to know which of you and Luo Binghe will please Lord Shen the most? "

    " Shameless! "

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    656
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    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    53
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    4
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    A collection of ficlets for various Peter Parker pairings. Tags will change as content is added.

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    Chapters:
    7/?
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    2
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    "Nothing's wrong." I argue, glaring at all of them. "I've just decided, well . . . I wanna go to UA and be a hero. They're enrolling next month."

    Silence. Then -

    "What the fuck."

     

    When Shouto is five he runs away with Touya and joins the league. He likes it, they're nice.

    When he's six Jin makes him an army of stuffed animals. When he's eight Himiko teaches him how to paint his nails. When he's ten Atsuhiro forces him to learn every card game he can think of. When he's twelve Tomura teaches him the self defense basics and a little more. When he's fourteen Magne becomes his go-to when he wants to rant about the latest boy he has crush on.

    When he's fifteen . . . well, when he's fifteen the league has to come to terms with the fact that he wants to be a hero.

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    1/?
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    tommy and ranboo were orphans, as far as they were concerned. no villainous father, no overwhelming threat of constant bills, just ranboo in school and tommy on the streets, fighting crime where the heroes wouldn't. it's too bad that being vigilantes caught the eye of both the villain and hero world alike. tommy just wants to work at bad's coffee shop, is that too much to ask?

    vigilante au! where tommy and ranboo are siblings, tommy is both a vigilante and working at bad's coffee shop, and keeps getting into tussles with both villains and heroes wanting to kidnap him for leverage.

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    Chapters:
    9/?
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    The children you know today, may someday be yours.

    (And the wheel turns.)

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    14/41
    Comments:
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    25
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    1
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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    #thosetwofirefighters starts to gather a following on social media, as everyone tries to figure out if those two cute firefighters from the 118 in LA are a thing or not.

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    Chapters:
    3/3
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    {DSMP AU}

    Philza Minecraft has been kidnapped by a supervillain and it’s up to Tommy to find him.

    Or

    Tommy doesn’t understand sarcasm and is also 7 years old, so he decides to gather the bee duo and go save his father.

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    2/?
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    (Dream added 12 people to Dream SMP Official Group Chat)

    Dream: Hello everyone! In this video, we coded it so that 12 people could all talk on the same Minecraft Server, it’s awesome and you’ll never believe what happens

    Tommyinnit: What the fuck

    --

    aka Dream thinks making a group chat for the SMP was a good idea

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    78
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    Untitled.

    That is the name of his Ability. It sounds and looks cool and it would probably be helpful outside of combat if he were up for experimenting any time soon.

    Except he doesn’t belong in this world.

    And “he” is supposed to be a “she”.


    (On his first mission as a member of the Armed Detective Agency, Nakajima Atsushi experiences many things.

    He also has his first meeting with a world-renowned criminal.)

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    8/?
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    102
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    21
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    Three times Gù Xiāng is called to stop her fathers’ flirting-via-property-destruction before it destroys the city and the one time they’re too late to stop her.

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    A small collection of short comedy pieces based on the 1.4 update! Not the 1.5 update, the 1.4 update. Because the only way to cope with how emotional that all was is to laugh at it.

    (Tags will be updated with each chapter.)

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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    8
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    53
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    2
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    Izuku Midoriya has been on this earth 200 years too long in his opinion. Now faced with the fact that Nana's successor is teaching at UA while still keeping up his rivalry with his oldest friend he decides to take matters into his own hands. Good thing he's still got an active teaching licence.

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    11,527
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
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    1717
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    326
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    Taking the cliche/trope of Harry Potter working out to its logical and completely ridiculous endgame. Now it's time to meet Beefcake Harry, Dudebro supreme. Also, starring his mentor... a great big buff guy named Thanos. And stoner Dumbledore, because why not?

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    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    34
    Kudos:
    78
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
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