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It's the Camping Experience! by 518Crows
Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
24 May 2026
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“You know what?” Kal said, mischief gleaming far too brightly in his eyes. “How about this? I dare you guys to go camping my way. No air mattresses. No pre-made meals. No Wi-Fi. None of the million-dollar equipment in front of me.”
Bruce watched every single one of his kids perk up with interest.
‘Shit.’
Not one of them would ever back down from a dare.
His jaw clenched. “Kal-El,” He said again, sharper this time.
Before he could step in and shut it down, Kal opened his mouth and sealed their fate.
“I bet you can’t do it.”
Anger surged through Bruce as determination flared in his children’s eyes. He saw Damian puff up, ready to-
“I accep-”
“Clark. Joseph. Kent.”
The effect was immediate. Kal’s victorious grin vanished as he snapped his head toward Bruce. The room fell silent. Kal straightened, then unconsciously hunched as he walked toward him, like a chastened kid called to the principal’s office.
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The Bat family plans a camping trip—something Bruce is absolutely dreading. To make matters worse, they invite Clark, Superman, his very new boyfriend. Boy, are they in for a ride. I mean, who could have known that the man was a camping enthusiast? -
The Kalender by 518Crows
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Superman - All Media Types, Superman (Comics), Justice League - All Media Types, Justice League & Justice League Unlimited (Cartoons), DCU, DCU (Comics)
25 Dec 2025
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Kal only shrugged. “People are going to try and snatch whatever you pick up, B.”
‘…𝘙𝘶𝘥𝘦.’
“And why would they do that?”
Kal tipped his head, as if the answer were obvious. “Well, if I were hunting for the best gift, I’d be watching the detective.”
Bruce stood there, blinking at Kal, while Kal blinked right back. He kept his expression carefully neutral, but something must have slipped, because a slow, smug grin tugged at Kal’s mouth, mischief brightening his eyes.
“...Have you never been to a white elephant party before, Bruce?”
“Codenames. We’re not inside,” He grumbled, pointedly ignoring the question.
Kal rested his free hand on his hip. “B.” When Bruce refused to rise to the bait, Kal continued, “I know you too well for that to work on me.”
Bruce let out another low, reluctant sound before conceding. “...No. I haven’t. I heard the game is relatively simple and required no extensive research.”
Kal’s grin only widened. “Oh, this is going to be fun~”
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Or Bruce is invited and forced to go to a White Elephant party for the founding members of the JLA. -
To Be a Raisin With You by 518Crows
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Superman - All Media Types, Superman (Comics), Superman/Batman (Comics), DCU, DCU (Comics), Justice League - All Media Types
16 Feb 2025
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He gestured wildly to himself, voice splintering. “I’ve looked exactly like this for years. I don’t have scars. My bones don’t ache. No wrinkles, no sunspots, not even a single gray hair!”
“I have no evidence of my life mapped out on my body,” He whispered.
Bruce listened in stricken silence. He couldn’t argue when the proof was right in front of him. All his years, no matter how enervated Kal was, he always looked flawless. Untouched. His skin smooth, unscarred, unchanging.
When they first met, Bruce had envied that invulnerability. Later, he’d found comfort in it. A small, selfish relief that Kal was safe from the world’s harm.
He’d never thought of it as a curse.
Never realized that what he saw as protection could feel, to Kal, like loss.
Not until now.
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Or Kal watches 'Bicentennial Man' (Not sponsored) one night, and it hits a little too close to home. Luckily, Bruce is there to help him through his nightmare. (If only his brain could catch up to the very serious conversation they were having at three in the morning.)
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think about me by tonguesofliars
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Batman (Comics), Superman (Comics), DCU
07 Jun 2026
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“How’s the city?” Clark asks.
It’s an innocent question in order to inspire conversation. He’s asked Bruce the same one multiple times in the past. Usually, he grunts out a simple affirmative that he heard it, or that it’s fine. If Clark needs to know any details, it’s because he’s helping Bruce with an aspect of his work. Yet here, on a night such as tonight, Bruce’s eyes close for a moment to steady himself.
Clark brings over a slice of rhubarb pie.
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11 Jun 2026
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we can only do our best to recreate by slaapkat for railroadman
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
25 Sep 2018
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The first time Harvey meets Matches Malone, he’s sure it’s a joke.
Bookmarked by 518Crows
11 Jun 2026
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it's a quarter past midnight by slaapkat for railroadman
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU (Comics), DCU
15 Aug 2019
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It’s well past what Alfred might politely consider late when Bruce hears the unmistakable sound of a rock being thrown against his bedroom window.
(A young Harvey Dent helps Bruce Wayne learn how to live again.)
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- Part 2 of a world with love
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11 Jun 2026
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Twin High Maintenance Machines by slaapkat for railroadman
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
17 Jul 2018
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It’s two AM, and the night air is warm and balmy. He and Harvey are sitting on the roof of Wayne Manor and talking about life.
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11 Jun 2026
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Clark clearly has some sort of problem with Bruce's hands, but for once won't be forthright about it, so Bruce will simply have to get to the bottom of things himself.
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