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    Hi, my name is Jay, I'm gonna be honest, this is a fanfic about me & my two best friends Mars & Mak. Most of the conversations/jokes in this are actual convos I've had with them, & noimnotwritingthistocopewiththefactthatimightbeinlovewithmybestfriends

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    Hey! So you have sudden found this without trying uh well welcome!

     

    Here you find Skits and idea or ships I think about while listening to music at 3:00am cuz the music remind me of specific ships.

     

    Most them may or may not be between rare most of it just Dream being a bottom-

     

     

    I am sorry but I regret nothing at all cuz I think this cute

    I don't ship actual people only Minecraft skins

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    12/?
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    Punz: wtf i was sleeping

    Sapnap: that but permanently

    Quackity: TRUE.

    GeorgeNotFound: OH SO IM BAD IF I MAKE A KYS JOKE BUT WHEN YOU DOits LMFAO

    Sapnap: not a joke

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    74
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    10
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    This world is so not fair.

    Not fair only for omegas like me, of course. But that doesn’t mean that I’m going to act all docile like they all do. I’ll fight against it, against the alphas, against the whole world and I won’t lose myself.

    But then, why is it so easy for me to get lost into the intense stare of such a ruffled blue eyed alpha?

    Damn him.

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    Chapters:
    10/?
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    Cynthia's latest capture assignment goes horribly wrong.

    Word Count: 2,898 Words
    Tags: TF, Human to Anthro, Hypnosis, Pokemon, Lopunny, Bimbo, Breast Expansion, Ass Expansion, Mind Rewriting, Name Removal, Identity Death

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    Nothing was more devastating for the Priwen leader than watching his favorite sword be ruined by a Vulkod, so when he discovers that Carl Eldritch had kept numerous weapons from the Brotherhood of St. Paul's Stole division, he was more than ecstatic at finding out one is a sword. Deciding it was too good of a weapon to leave gathering dust in the old store rooms, he takes up the weapon in hand unaware that it has a long and bloody past and a very dark secret attached to it.

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    25
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    1. What have I said about cannibalism in the house?
    2. Tastes like Evil
    3. A real set of badonkers
    4. BDE
    5. Later, Aizawa does this to Mic and their friendship is forever ruined

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    Even doesn’t really need a bot.

    What he needs is an actor. One who won’t bitch about the concept or the lighting or quit suddenly to follow a hook-up to Barcelona.

    He won’t be cruel or irresponsible. Even just has to make some films again soon before he forgets how or gets too scared to.

    Later on, when the Bot is sitting on the living room couch, one hand, soft and unexpectedly gentle, at his thigh, Even will think, shit.

    It’s more than that.

    He’d been lonely.

    (An Evak Botfic AU A love story)

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    After moving to a new prefecture, our deeply-flawed heroine experiences the trials and tribulations of being the new girl while also getting over everything she left behind.

    Warnings: sexual content, descriptions of parental abuse, mental abuse, light physical abuse

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    26/?
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    Jaskier’s new song is a hit, and Geralt, for the life of him, just cannot understand it.

    It is, as far as he can tell, about a rooster the singer is pining to pet, which “rouses him every morning” and “is such a beauty to behold”. Jaskier loves animals, sure, but Geralt has never noticed his apparent preference for chickens.

    In any case, the song has a jaunty enough tune, and Geralt resigns himself to hearing frequent renditions of “My Favorite Cock”. 

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    "Seriously though, are you telling me that the great Katsuki Bakugou is actually surprised that he's an alpha in all this?"

     

    "No. I ain't surprised. At all. It's just suspicious to me that I'm the only one in our post grad class that presented as anything other than Beta. Fuck'n think about that shit, Deku. Why me only, haah?"

     

    "It's really not as big a deal as you think. I mean, the latest census showed that 72% of the population presented Beta. If you want to break down the statistics, surveys have repeatedly shown that those who tended to have distinct and very strong personality traits were the group most likely to present Alpha or Omega. Kachaan, you are quite literally the goddamn poster child for an Alpha."

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    In a bizarre turn of events, the world has returned to a quirkless society but with an unexpected development. The emergence of the omegaverse! With a new social order and understanding for dynamics, our former heroes try and navigate just what it means exactly to be Alpha, Omega, or Beta. No one learns this better than Bakugou Katsuki and Todoroki Shouto.

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    Chapters:
    7/?
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    Thrust into a dangerous new world, the sole survivor of Vault 111 must push her limits and her morals to survive and embark a desperate journey to find her stolen child.

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    Richie Tozier suffers. Too scared to let anybody know, too scared to face the tsunami of chaos inside of him which towers over him like a big shadow. He only ever runs away. Keeps it a secret. Bottled up.
    He thinks nobody notices his tired eyes, his red, scratched open knuckles, the bruises he wears to school every now and then.
    But he is not not unnoticed.
    Because,
    Eddie Kaspbrak does.
    The boy who means the world to him. The only person who could possibly save his heart from rotting.
    And when Richie thinks he's all alone with his cigarette, suffering in silence while nobody notices, Eddie notices.
    And he makes a promise.

    Or, in which Richie is depressed and too scared to tell anybody until the surface he tries to keep up, cracks and he breaks down. In which Eddie is his life saver, his only hope.
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    (Read the Tags for disclaimer and possible Triggers: this fiction will discuss serious mental health issues and will also contain explicit underage but CONSENSUAL sexual activities, the characters are aged up to 16 years)

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    Inspired by SawsbuckCoffee and other author's headcanons.

    My name is Crimson Glynn, and I'm not a girl. For years, I've kept all of my step-brother Ash's secrets, and he's kept mine. He's transferring to a place I know I won't succeed in, but it's okay, because I'll get to see him smile again.

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    Chapters:
    14/?
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    About a demon who sucks stuff.

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    The consequence of running your mouth off too much is that someone’s bound to get screwed.

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    dark horse - noun
    1. a candidate or competitor about whom little is known but who unexpectedly wins or succeeds.

     In the process of discovering Jonny has a huge dick, Patrick realizes more than a few things about himself - and turns their entire relationship upside down.

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    °°°
    He glanced up at V, eyes sparkling with wonder. "Say, have you ever painted something?"

    V crossed his arms, letting out a huff of air.

    "Do I look like an artist to you?" he asked back, sitting criss-cross on the helipad. His hands going backwards to brace the weight of his body.

    "Well then, today's your lucky day," came a reply. Kerry took two spray cans, purple and gold, and stood up. "We're going to draw nice and pretty on this expensive white paint. On every single inch of it. And I'm planning to show my appreciation by drawing a huge wonker in the middle."

    °°°

    In which Kerry wants to show V a thing or two about street art.

    °°°

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    Please don't click if you're not ready to read explicit content.

    Cap has been away working in his office for a while, gets horny, n fucks Steve over the paperwork. Legit nothing else but a few cock jokes, too lazy to finish the ending but I'm guessing there would be some pretty sweet aftercare. Enjoy the short smut fic I suppose, I didn't proof read to the end so there's your warning.

    ALSO there's dom/sub, swearing, etc. blah, blah, blah. Have fun!

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    The son of a wealthy member of a Moral Authorities elechon arrives at Okuma's academy and targets SOX, testing their prowess and intelligence on the subject of smut in a multi-chamber gauntlet. More ruthless than Gathered Fabric, obsessed and heartless, SOX must defeat this new enemy, an inventor and psycho-genius, or risk a new Shock Collar PM to be publicized.

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    21,587
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
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