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    “We just got to go in there,” Shane said, pointing at the door, “and decide how we want to lay out the room.”

    “Yes,” Ilya did a sharp decisive nod, before wincing and rubbing his head.

    They both stood there for a breath, and then Ilya ruined it.

    “For our Stanley cup.”

    Shane has indulged, maybe a bit too much, in his love of how good they are at hockey. Ilya does the opposite of complaining.

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    “No vodka?” Rozanov asks, tsking in disapproval but looking amused. “What then? What does the great Shane Hollander want when he does a good job? What is your vice, Hollander?”

    “Hmmmm, mangoes,” Shane sighs out wistfully. It’s not a dangerous allergy for him, but it does mean being itchy and sometimes a little queasy for a couple of days after. Really he knows that he should probably avoid them altogether, but with every other restriction he has and with how controlled he is with his life even outside of that, it’s his one little indulgence, a pressure-relief valve of one bad choice to let some steam off at the end of a season, when he carves out time in his cottage when he can make his annual bad choice and enjoy a few days of wild mango madness before he makes himself buckle back into the restraints he usually keeps his life in.

    He looks up when he hears Rozanov snort.

    “Mangoes?” Rozanov repeats, tugging his shirt over his head. “Really?”

    “They’re good,” Shane defends. “Better than vodka,” he adds, pointedly.

    (shane has food allergies but makes an exception for mangoes) (5 times ilya didn't find out about this allergy and 1 time he did)

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    20 Jun 2026

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    At first Ilya thinks it’s some kind of deformed bear. Then he sees the weird little claw-things it has instead of paws, and realizes it’s a massive stuffed sloth.

    “Looks like someone’s going all-out this year,” Bood says from behind him.

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    Or: Ilya and Shane might be spending their first Valentine's Day as a married couple apart, but Shane's not letting that stop him.

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    20 Jun 2026

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    For perhaps the first time ever, Shane’s birthday was going to have nothing to do with the Stanley Cup playoffs. Shane would not be attending any of Bood’s watch parties, nor would he be sitting on the floor in his parents’ house, watching game tape while his mom and Ilya debated Colorado’s passing lanes. He would certainly not be lacing up his skates and flying past some insignificant defenders on his way to his fifty-fourth playoff goal.

    No. Shane’s thirty-second birthday would be spent camping.

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    AKA the hollanov goes camping fic that no one asked for, but I provided anyway. A very loose 5+1 of five times things did not go as planned on Shane and Ilya's camping trip, and one time Shane fixes it.

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    20 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 51

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    Shane looked exhausted, more than post-sex tired — Ilya knew that look. This was different.

    He wasn’t coughing or sneezing, but something was… off.

    Ilya was miffed. He hadn’t travelled all the way to beautiful, butt-fuck-nowhere Ontario to play nurse. He would. If he had to. But he would do so begrudgingly and with constant complaint.

    Or: Shane tries to hide his post-concussion headache. Ilya sees right through him.

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    19 May 2026