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Stretch had a soft smile as he walked into the kitchen around dinner time, checking to see who would be making food. There he saw Green sitting on one of the counters
, swinging her feet, in one of Blue’s shirts and her own leggings. The shirt did nothing to hide the vast bite marks across her neck and shoulders. Blue was making dinner, wearing a tank top and shorts, not his usual appearance. He was clearly proudly showing off the claw marks across his back and shoulders.
“I see you two clearly had fun.”
Green looked up and smiled. “Hey Pappy. How’s my little babybones?”
“He’s good.” He lifted the Teal up a bit more.
Teal made grabby hands for Green, letting out excited giggles. Stretch rolled his eyes amused and handed him off to her.
“I’m obviously not enough.”
“Of course not, he’s momma’s precious little baby.” She held Teal close and gently nuzzled him.
“And Daddy’s little soldier.” Stretch motioned to Blue, who was chuckling lightly.
“Well, if he keeps picking up his uncle’s habits, he might not even want to attempt to be a guard like us.” She giggled and gently kissed the side of Teal’s head.
“Well, I’ll be fine with that, one less person I have to worry about dusting while on duty…” Blue gave a small smile as he went over to Green and hugged her waist. “Isn’t that righ Miss Second in Command.”
“Don’t forget, she’s also the Queen's favorite go to Skeleton about everything.” Stretch chuckled.
She did the mature adult thing to do and stuck her tongue out at them. “She just likes my ideas.”
“Yeah, Queen's favorite Dear.” Blue chuckled and kissed her cheek before moving back to move the meat off of the stove. “I’ve made tacos and nachos. I guess I'll call everyone down for dinner.” He shrugged.
Green nodded and got off the counter, getting the things she would need out to feed Teal. She was gently humming as she fed him as the others started to come down.
Blue and Stretch had set up the table and were counting chairs, if Abigail was still here, they would be one chair short. Blue hummed. “Wife will just be on my lap if that’s the case.”
Stretch nodded. “Good idea bro.”
“Hey Blue Sweetie!” Abigail tried to hug onto Blue. He grimaced and removed her from his arm.
“I am not your ‘Sweetie’, only my wife gets to call me that.”
She huffs. “Well, what are you going to do about the chair shortage we have?” She grinned lightly, there was nowhere for Green to sit.
Blue didn’t waste a second in getting Green into his lap, staring blankly at Abigail. “There's plenty of chairs obviously.”
“AND WE COULD ALWAYS GO CHAIR SHOPPING OUR DEAR.” Papyrus gently kissed her head as he walked by and took a seat, helping himself in getting a taco.
“Yeah Princess, there's nothing stopping us from getting more chairs.” Sans smiled gently at her.
Green practically ignored all of that as she fed Teal. She fed him bananas in oatmeal. She had only flushed for a second when Blue pulled her up into his lap.
Stretch chuckled as he sat next to them and gently tickled Teal’s stomach. Teal giggled and squealed, reaching for Stretch’s other hand, which was holding honey in it. “Sorry buddy, Sis and Bro won’t let me feed you honey.”
“You attempt to feed my son honey, you will not have baby privileges for three weeks.”
Stretch gasped. “You wouldn’t…”
Blue and Green both raised a bone brow. “Oh yeah, try us.”
Stretch sweatdropped and pouted. My own family is against me.”
“At least I didn’t take Lion privileges away. I think it's only a matter of time before he comes after me.” He shrugs.
“You will not take Lion privileges from me!”
Green hummed. “That is true dear, you know how Lion is without affection for a week.”
Blue sighed. “I know, I know.”
“Lion a pet or something?” Razz looked at them before going back to eating.
Green and Blue looked at each other then the deflated Stretch. “Sure.”
“Any pet from her must be atrocious. Who keeps a dumb lion.” Abigail crossed her arms.
“Whatever you say Abigail.” Blue hugged Green tighter and put his head on her shoulder.
“Do You Need To Go Shopping Miss Green?” Papyrus tilted his head.
Green nodded, “Yes I do...I’m going to call you Cream Puff.”
Papyrus let out his own ‘Nyeh Heh Heh’. “That Is What Everyone Else Calls Me Except My Brother.”
She nods. “Yes, I do need to go shopping for me and Teal, But I think that is going to have to be a tomorrow thing.”
Blue hummed. “I’ll call off work so I can go with you.”
Green nodded. “Okay Love.” She gently kissed his cheek. “Will you come with us Stretch?”
He nodded. “Yeah, I’ll go with you all...I get to choose some outfits for Teal?”
“Yes you’ll get to pick some clothes out for the baby.”
“Yes!” He fist pumped the air.
“No honey.”
“Dang it!” Stretch grumbled and crossed his arms.
Green looked at him. “....Two bee based outfits only.”
Stretch grinned. “Yes Ma’am!”
Blue snorted at his own brother's excitement. He gently thumbed Teal’s cheek. He smiled like a dork as he looked at his son.
Teal smiled at him. “Da!”
“Yeah, Da.” Blue rubbed his head.
Teal grabbed his hand with a happy squeal. And Blue melted against his wife with a very dorky smile.
Green snorted and adjusted herself on his lap, back now against the table. “Come on, hold your son.”
Blue happily took Teal out of her arms and held him close. He nuzzled against his head. “This is my son and I’ve had him for two days. But if anything happened to him I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.
“Didn’t you say the exact same thing when you got to hold him after he was born?” Stretch had an amused grin.
“Yes.” Blue held Teal closer. “My son.”
“Still waiting for those dad jokes.”
“...When he’s older and able to appreciate them in the true ‘why are you like this’ fashion.”
“Wait, you’ll actually make a dad joke?”
“It comes with being a dad Pappy.”
“Oh sweet honey….Green, I expect more kids for my bro to make more dad jokes.”
She flushes and glares at him. “That is a whole process and you know it.”
Stretch simply grinned at her.
“My stars you’re a child.”
“Nah, I’m just lazy.”
Blue and Green gave him a deadpanned look. He simply shrugged back at them.
Everyone else kind of just watched their interactions. They’d never seen Blue or Stretch like that. Then again, they were still reeling over the fact that Blue wasn’t innocent. And so many of them soon froze, and slowly turned to the ‘innocent’ brothers. And every single one of them was eating and talking to each other like what they had seen was normal.
“Oh wow, you all really are that stupid.” They all turned back to Green as she stood.
“What do you mean Baby momma?” Red gave her a flirty smirk.
She glared at him with the power of a thousand suns. “The fact that you believe your baby brothers are innocent. What do Monsters go through you dummies?”
Some shrugged, looking at each other for help. Blue sighed as he stood up with a headshake. “Heat.” He held Teal close as they both went to the living room.
“Come on Pappy!” Stretch happily followed after his family with an amused smirk. He loved when his little family leaves everyone with the shock of their lives.
“I love it when you two do that.”
“What? Be honest and straightforward?” Green looked at him with a raised bone brow.
“Yup, you leave people shook.”
“I prefer when she leaves people shaking in their boots.” Blue sat on the couch and held Green close to his side as he bounced Teal on his lap.
“Of course you would, you find her hot when she’s pissed off.”
“Shut-” Blue flushed a dark blue as he looked away.
Teal took that time to bap his fathers face with a giggle. He was always intrigued when Blue turned blue. “Da! ‘ue!”
Stretch snorts. “Look at that, he knows the color of your face.”
“I am going to fight you…” He looked away.
“Awe, come on baby, you look so cute right now.”
“Green please.”
“Fine, fine.” She giggled and nuzzled into his side.
“I swear my family is going to be the death of me…”