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Jack: Hey, Eric
Bitty: Yeah, honey?
Jack: I love you to Bits
Bitty: ...
Jack: *snickers*
Bitty: *bursts into tears, puts down the pie he’s holding, and runs to hug him* Awwwwwww I’ve got your Jack.

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Sunday, May 5th, 2:03 pm
Hey Y'all! I know I've been gone for a while, (nearly a week! A WEEK!) but Jack insisted I take a break from my phone. *EYE. ROLL.*

Sunday, May 5th, 2:03 pm
Something about "studying" and "finals" (?)

Sunday, May 5th, 2:04 pm
BUT I FINALLY MANAGED TO GET MY PHONE BACK!

Sunday, May 5th, 2:04 pm
How, you ask?

Sunday, May 5th, 2:04 pm
Well, I distracted him with a pie and ran for it. ^-^

Sunday, May 5th, 2:06 pm
EEEK HERE HE COMES. RUN FOR YOUR LIVES.

Sunday, May 5th, 2:08 pm
Jack: BITTLE. Are you tweeting?
Me: ..no?
Jack: I can see your thumbs moving as we speak.
Me: …
Me: *continues typing* ...
Jack: *sigh*

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Wednesday, September 10th, 10:01 am
Y'ALL

Wednesday, September 10th, 10:01 am
I MADE THE NEW FROGS A PIE

Wednesday, September 10th, 10:01 am
AND TANGO ASKED ME IF I BAKE A LOT

Wednesday, September 10th, 10:02 am
HE IS A MINI VERSION OF CHOWDER

Wednesday, September 10th, 10:02 am
SWEET CHILD

Wednesday, September 10th, 10:02 am
PRAY FOR HIM, Y'ALL

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Helllooooo, Internet Land!
Welcome to my Weekly Pie Blog!
Since this is the first blog, I’ve decided to start off simple…
With some PIE TIPS!
If you’re planning on making a pie anytime soon, here are some tips to help you out…

1. Make your pie crust dough in a stand mixer! (It comes out SO MUCH BETTER AND EASIER than by hand)

2. Make sure your butter is COLD when making the crust (makes the crust flaky!)

3. Cut the butter into little cubes and add them in a couple at a time (to ensure they’re thoroughly mixed in and to make them mix in faster)

4. Roll out your crust in between two sheets of parchment paper (prevents it from sticking)

5. Don’t trim the edges too far (the crust may shrink a little in the oven)

6. Put the rolled out crust in the fridge before parabaking or adding filling

7. Stab the crust with a fork (even on the sides) before parabaking (it prevents puffing up and shrinking)

8. Make sure to put enough pie weights in the silver foil-lined crust when parabaking! (They work magic, as long as there’s enough!)

9. When making pie such as cherry or raspberry (really anything that goes well with chocolate), brush some melted chocolate on the bottom of the cooked crust (if baking the
crust first and then adding the filling) OR scatter some chocolate chips across the filling before baking (if baking the crust with filling inside)

10. Use sugar with larger crystals when sprinkling over a top pie crust (gives the pie a nice sugary crunch and a pretty brown color when baked)

That’s all!
Hope these tips helped :)

Aaaaand that’s everything, y’all!
See ya next time!

-Love, Bitty <3

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Monday, November 21st, 3:00 pm
UGH. The team keeps yelling at me to study for my calc test on Wednesday.

Monday, November 21st, 3:00 pm
SERIOUSLY. WHO GIVES A TEST THE DAY BEFORE THANKSGIVING BREAK???

Monday, November 21st, 3:01 pm
I wanna perfect my pumpkin pie recipe for Thursday…

Monday, November 21st, 3:01 pm
Shitty: *yelling* WHERE IS HE???
Me: *hiding in the closet, trying to figure out how to sneak into the kitchen without them noticing…*

Monday, November 21st, 3:02 pm
Ok, y'all, gonna run for it…

Monday, November 21st, 3:03 pm
kjhgfdfghjkjhgfdfghjk

Monday, November 21st, 3:05 pm
Hey guys, Ransom here.

Monday, November 21st, 3:06 pm
If you're wondering, Bitty tried to sneak into the kitchen and we caught him and stole his phone.

Monday, November 21st, 3:06 pm
And now he's finally studying. (not willingly, he'd like me to add)

Monday, November 21st, 3:07 pm
He's not allowed to tweet until he finishes studying, so GO DO SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE INSTEAD OF CHECKING TWITTER.

Monday, November 21st, 5:45 pm
Hey, y'all. Sorry 'bout that… the team made me study. (-_-*)

Monday, November 21st, 5:45 pm
BUT I'M BACK NOW. (and I have all of the calc formulas memorized…)

Monday, November 21st, 5:46 pm
HOWEVER. I'm not here for long because I'm making quiche for dinner. ;)

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Tuesday, November 22nd, 9:34 am
Ransom: Hey guuuuuurl
Holster: Heyyyyyyy
Lardo: You guys are so weird

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Tuesday, November 22nd, 1:45 pm
Teacher: *calls student*
Student: *listening to music*
Teacher: You know what we do to people who put headphones in their ears while they should be listening to the teacher?
Us: Stare at the teacher blankly
Teacher: WE THROW A SHOE AT THEM
Teacher: *proceeds to look around the classroom for a shoe*