Sensei Lawrence: NO CLASS NEXT WEEK LARUSSO IS MAKING ME GO TO JERSEY
Nate: Aw I wanna go to New Jersey
Sam: No you don’t.
Sensei LaRusso: First off, Sam, rude.
Sensei LaRusso: Secondly, are you always going to revert to calling me LaRusso when you’re mad at me?
Sensei Lawrence: YES LARUSSO
Sensei LaRusso: Well, alright then.
Tory: you should’ve seen that one coming
Mitch: I have a question sensei
Sensei Lawrence: WHAT
Mitch: Why do you always type in all caps?
Sensei Lawrence: WHAT DO YOU MEAN
Hawk: do you really not notice that you’re the only one who types like that
Sensei Lawrence: ITS EASIER
Tory: literally how
Bert: Don’t you have to press an extra key to do caps lock?
Robby: It’s because he can’t see.
Sensei Lawrence: NO ITS NOT
Miguel: Yeah he always has to squint at the screen
Sensei Lawrence: NO I DONT
Demetri: Sensei, do you need glasses?
Sensei Lawrence: NO
Sensei LaRusso: He does. But he won’t let me take him to the eye doctor.
Sensei Lawrence: YOURE ALREADY MAKING ME GO TO NEW JERSEY
Aisha: Maybe you could trick him
Tory: yeah tell him you’re going to a concert and then BAM eye doctor
Sensei Lawrence: IM RIGHT HERE
Sensei LaRusso: I mean, it did work when I had to take him to the dentist.
Sensei Lawrence: DANIEL
Aisha: PLEASE tell us what happened with the dentist
Sensei Lawrence: IF YOU DO IM LEAVING YOU
Sam: I’ll do it then :D
Sam: Dad told Johnny a movie theater in Topanga was doing a showing of Iron Eagle 1 and 2 and Johnny totally believed him
Chris: Why would that ever be a thing
Nate: The only reason I even know about that movie is cuz of sensei
Sensei Lawrence: I LIKE IT WHY WOULDNT OTHER PEOPLE LIKE IT
Demetri: That’s true. It just seems like an odd choice, Mr. L. Couldn’t you have said the Rocky movies?
Sensei LaRusso: Look, it got him in the car didn’t it?
Robby: Yeah and then he didn’t talk to you for 2 days
Sensei LaRusso: Oh yeah…
Sensei Lawrence: I JUST DIDNT THINK MY FIANCE WOULD LIE TO ME
Hawk: YOUR WHAT
Sensei LaRusso: Johnny.
Sensei Lawrence: OOPS
Bert: You guys got engaged??
Aisha: Why were you keeping it from us :(
Sensei LaRusso: We weren’t trying to keep it from you. We were just waiting for the right time.
Chris: Well it’s too late for that now
Hawk: yeah so spill
Sensei LaRusso: There’s really nothing to tell.
Tory: @Sam @Robby @Miguel spill
Nate: lol @ Miguel being included
Miguel: Oh trust me. If I didn’t already know before this, Sensei and I would be having some words.
Sensei Lawrence: BIG TALK MAN
Robby: Okay SO
Robby: A few weeks ago Daniel asked Sam and Anthony and me if it would be okay if he proposed to my dad
Aisha: Aw he asked for permission :’)
Hawk: you should have made him pay you
Hawk: or give you a goat or something
Robby: We said yes and helped come up with ideas for the proposal
Sam: I said the beach bc that’s where they met but I was outvoted.
Robby: I said Golf n Stuff because of how much my dad likes it there, but Daniel said that that didn’t feel right either
Sam: And then ANTHONY said that he should do it at the dojo because it’s a reminder of what they can do when they’re together :’)
Demetri: Oh wow, that’s adorable actually.
Sensei LaRusso: He didn’t say it exactly like that.
Sensei LaRusso: But that was the gist. :)
Miguel: They had me ask sensei for some extra training and when we got to the dojo Mr. LaRusso was waiting in the yard
Aisha: PLEASE tell me you took a video of the proposal??
Miguel: Yeah one sec
Miguel sent a video.
Mitch: Sensei were you crying?
Sensei Lawrence: NO WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
Bert: Looks a lot like you’re crying
Sensei Lawrence: OKAY MAYBE
Sensei Lawrence: THERES A LOT OF POLLEN IN THAT YARD
Demetri: Allergies, glasses, are you sure you’re not a nerd?
Chris: Met weren’t you ever taught not to swing a bat at a hornets nest
Hawk: he has no self preservation skills
Aisha: Yeah we know
Sensei Lawrence: IM GONNA LET THAT ONE SLIDE CAUSE IM GETTING MARRIED
Sam: Aww he just likes saying it.
Sensei Lawrence: WATCH IT LITTLE LARUSSO
Sam: Is that any way to talk to your daughter?
Sensei Lawrence: OH
Robby: Aw Sam I think you made him cry again
Sensei Lawrence: IM NOT CRYING
Robby: Oh sorry, is there too much pollen in the kitchen?
Sensei Lawrence: MAYBE
Sensei LaRusso: Alright guys, Sensei Lawrence and I need to start packing now. Can we lay off him for a little while?
Hawk: yeah yeah sure
Tory: but the next time we see you it’s a free for all
Sensei LaRusso: I accept that.
Nate: Have fun in New Jersey!
Sensei Lawrence: IF ONLY KID
Sensei Lawrence: IF ONLY