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Hawk: we should get a pet for the dojo

Nate: YES

Sam: Ohhh what kind 0.0

Tory: an eagle duh

Aisha: I’m pretty sure it’s illegal to own an eagle

Demetri: Don’t you mean il-eagle?

Chris: I swear to god Met…

Tory: boooo hissss

Robby: What about a snake?

Hawk: no

Bert: No.

Sensei Lawrence: NO

Miguel: What do you think Sensei?

Mitch: Yeah what animal should we get

Sensei Lawrence: I THINK WE COULD STILL MAKE AN EAGLE WORK

Robby: Dad no. Illegal.

Sensei Lawrence: WELL THEN IM OUT OF IDEAS

Nate: That wasn’t even your idea…

Bert: What about a cat?

Sam: askjfdshgksl YES

Sam: I already have a name.

Sam: Dojo Cat :D

Robby: Like from TikTok?

Sam: Yes!

Tory: okay that’s funny

Mitch: We can let it roam around the yard while we practice

Nate: Aww

Chris: No you’re not supposed to let your cats outdoors

Aisha: Yeah, it’s bad for the environment.

Demetri: And dangerous for the cat.

Hawk: get it together assface

Miguel: So should we all go together to pick it out or?

Sensei LaRusso: Okay, everybody freeze.

Sensei LaRusso: We’re not getting a cat.

Demetri: What kind of pet do you want Mr. L?

Sensei LaRusso: No pets. You all have your own animals at home, you don’t need one at the dojo.

Sam: Uh, dad, we don’t have any pets at home :(

Nate: Yeah me neither :(

Hawk: same :(

Sensei LaRusso: Okay, stop with the sad faces.

Bert: I have a hamster :D

Sensei LaRusso: See, there you go.

Tory: goddammit bert

Bert: I just wanted everyone to know about my hamster :(

Chris: What’s it’s name?

Bert: Clyde :)

Chris: Nice

Sam sent a photo.

Sam: Look at this baby kitty I found on the shelter website.

Sam: Doesn’t he look so sad and lonely

Aisha: I’m screaming he’s so cute

Sensei LaRusso: We don’t need a cat.

Robby: Quit being mean to Dojo Cat >:(

Sensei LaRusso: What does that even mean?

Sensei Lawrence: LIKE DOJA CAT

Sensei Lawrence: SHES A SINGER

Sensei Lawrence: HER SONG IS ON TIKTOK

Tory: UH?

Mitch: Sensei how did you know that??

Miguel: I may or may not have been teaching sensei about internet culture.

Robby: And he actually remembered it?

Sensei Lawrence: HEY

Sensei LaRusso: Johnny…

Sensei Lawrence: OK FAIR

Sam: Dad, what if we got a cat for our house and just brought it to the dojo when we have practice?

Sensei LaRusso: If I don’t want a cat in my dojo, I definitely don’t want one in my house.

Sam: Robby and I could take care of it! Right Robby?

Robby: Yeah sure

Hawk: but we should have a pet we can all take care of

Chris: Yeah that’ll end well.

Sensei LaRusso: Exactly. It’s a nice thought, but you guys would not be able to take care of a cat, and then I’d have to do all the work.

Sensei Lawrence: ITS NOT LIKE ITS THAT HARD

Sensei LaRusso: How would you know?

Sensei Lawrence: I HAD ONE IN HIGH SCHOOL

Demetri: That’s adorable.

Bert: WHAT WAS ITS NAME??

Sensei Lawrence: HIS NAME WAS ROCKY

Miguel: Yeah that tracks

Nate: Do you have any pictures??

Sensei Lawrence: HANG ON

Sensei Lawrence sent a photo.

Tory: chungus

Sam: Fat cat! Fat cat!

Aisha: Sensei if we get a cat for the dojo we can name him Rocky II

Sensei Lawrence: I LIKE THAT

Sensei Lawrence: DANIEL LETS GET A CAT

Sensei LaRusso: Oh no.

Robby: We got him now boys.

Chris: wym?

Robby: He can’t say no to my dad.

Mitch: Since when??

Sam: Since they started dating. It’s cute :)

Sensei LaRusso: That’s not true.

Sensei Lawrence: OH YEAH?

Sensei Lawrence: DANIEL, CAN WE GET A CAT FOR THE DOJO?

Sensei LaRusso: No.

Sensei Lawrence: PLEASE?

Sensei LaRusso:...

Sensei LaRusso: Fine.

Demetri: Huzzah!

Hawk: YES!

Miguel: Rocky II let’s goooo

Tory: but secretly it’ll still be dojo cat right?

Sam: Oh absolutely

Sensei Lawrence: I TAKE IT BACK DANIEL NO CAT

Nate: No sensei!

Aisha: Don’t worry Sensei, his name will just be Rocky II.

Sensei Lawrence: THANK YOU

Aisha: Yeah. But his TITLE will be Dojo Cat.

Sensei Lawrence: I CAN LIVE WITH THAT

Sensei LaRusso: This is going to end poorly.

Demetri: Look on the bright side Mr. L. He could have asked for an eagle.

Sensei Lawrence: DANIEL

Sensei LaRusso: NO.