Hawk: we should get a pet for the dojo
Sam: Ohhh what kind 0.0
Tory: an eagle duh
Aisha: I’m pretty sure it’s illegal to own an eagle
Demetri: Don’t you mean il-eagle?
Chris: I swear to god Met…
Tory: boooo hissss
Robby: What about a snake?
Sensei Lawrence: NO
Miguel: What do you think Sensei?
Mitch: Yeah what animal should we get
Sensei Lawrence: I THINK WE COULD STILL MAKE AN EAGLE WORK
Robby: Dad no. Illegal.
Sensei Lawrence: WELL THEN IM OUT OF IDEAS
Nate: That wasn’t even your idea…
Bert: What about a cat?
Sam: askjfdshgksl YES
Sam: I already have a name.
Sam: Dojo Cat :D
Robby: Like from TikTok?
Tory: okay that’s funny
Mitch: We can let it roam around the yard while we practice
Chris: No you’re not supposed to let your cats outdoors
Aisha: Yeah, it’s bad for the environment.
Demetri: And dangerous for the cat.
Hawk: get it together assface
Miguel: So should we all go together to pick it out or?
Sensei LaRusso: Okay, everybody freeze.
Sensei LaRusso: We’re not getting a cat.
Demetri: What kind of pet do you want Mr. L?
Sensei LaRusso: No pets. You all have your own animals at home, you don’t need one at the dojo.
Sam: Uh, dad, we don’t have any pets at home :(
Nate: Yeah me neither :(
Hawk: same :(
Sensei LaRusso: Okay, stop with the sad faces.
Bert: I have a hamster :D
Sensei LaRusso: See, there you go.
Tory: goddammit bert
Bert: I just wanted everyone to know about my hamster :(
Chris: What’s it’s name?
Bert: Clyde :)
Sam sent a photo.
Sam: Doesn’t he look so sad and lonely
Aisha: I’m screaming he’s so cute
Sensei LaRusso: We don’t need a cat.
Robby: Quit being mean to Dojo Cat >:(
Sensei LaRusso: What does that even mean?
Sensei Lawrence: LIKE DOJA CAT
Sensei Lawrence: SHES A SINGER
Sensei Lawrence: HER SONG IS ON TIKTOK
Mitch: Sensei how did you know that??
Miguel: I may or may not have been teaching sensei about internet culture.
Robby: And he actually remembered it?
Sensei Lawrence: HEY
Sensei LaRusso: Johnny…
Sensei Lawrence: OK FAIR
Sam: Dad, what if we got a cat for our house and just brought it to the dojo when we have practice?
Sensei LaRusso: If I don’t want a cat in my dojo, I definitely don’t want one in my house.
Sam: Robby and I could take care of it! Right Robby?
Robby: Yeah sure
Hawk: but we should have a pet we can all take care of
Chris: Yeah that’ll end well.
Sensei LaRusso: Exactly. It’s a nice thought, but you guys would not be able to take care of a cat, and then I’d have to do all the work.
Sensei Lawrence: ITS NOT LIKE ITS THAT HARD
Sensei LaRusso: How would you know?
Sensei Lawrence: I HAD ONE IN HIGH SCHOOL
Demetri: That’s adorable.
Bert: WHAT WAS ITS NAME??
Sensei Lawrence: HIS NAME WAS ROCKY
Miguel: Yeah that tracks
Nate: Do you have any pictures??
Sensei Lawrence: HANG ON
Sensei Lawrence sent a photo.
Sam: Fat cat! Fat cat!
Aisha: Sensei if we get a cat for the dojo we can name him Rocky II
Sensei Lawrence: I LIKE THAT
Sensei Lawrence: DANIEL LETS GET A CAT
Sensei LaRusso: Oh no.
Robby: We got him now boys.
Robby: He can’t say no to my dad.
Mitch: Since when??
Sam: Since they started dating. It’s cute :)
Sensei LaRusso: That’s not true.
Sensei Lawrence: OH YEAH?
Sensei Lawrence: DANIEL, CAN WE GET A CAT FOR THE DOJO?
Sensei LaRusso: No.
Sensei Lawrence: PLEASE?
Sensei LaRusso: Fine.
Miguel: Rocky II let’s goooo
Tory: but secretly it’ll still be dojo cat right?
Sam: Oh absolutely
Sensei Lawrence: I TAKE IT BACK DANIEL NO CAT
Nate: No sensei!
Aisha: Don’t worry Sensei, his name will just be Rocky II.
Sensei Lawrence: THANK YOU
Aisha: Yeah. But his TITLE will be Dojo Cat.
Sensei Lawrence: I CAN LIVE WITH THAT
Sensei LaRusso: This is going to end poorly.
Demetri: Look on the bright side Mr. L. He could have asked for an eagle.
Sensei Lawrence: DANIEL
Sensei LaRusso: NO.