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Is it gay to be in love with your best friends....and their best friends??

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The Three Amigos

2:48 PM

KimTaeSlut:

Minniiieeee

Tell the rat just because the gym is open 24 hours a day, it doesn’t mean he should be there working out 24 hours a day. 

BuffBun:

CANT STOP MY GRIND TAE!

You’re just mad because you don’t lift and it shows.

KimTaeSlut:

At least I don’t need an intervention to get me to stop working out 😒

JiminieTheTHICC:

Lmaooo

Jungkookie, you can’t just work out all day. You need to eat. Plus you have class.

BuffBun:

Class is boring.

Who needs education when you have abs like these

JiminieTheTHICC:

HGUHHGH

JUNGKOOK

KimTaeSlut:

Aw~ You broke him~

Honestly, though same. Hurry up and come home, Bun.

I want to play~

BuffBun:

Can’t, babe. I really am on a strict workout schedule for school.

But maybe you can come

Watch me~ 😏😏

KimTaeSlut:

………….

I’m on my way.

JiminieTheTHICC:

Hehe…..you guys have fun…. 😅😅

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The Three Amigos

1:37 AM

JiminieTheTHICC :

hey…

do you guys mind if I come over? I know it’s late. I just…

BuffBun :

Is it your asshole roommate again?

Istg I’m gonna kick his fucking ass.

JiminieTheTHICC :

Kookie, it’s fine, I just want to get out of here.

KimTaeSlut :

Of course, Minnie. :(

We’ll be there as fast as we can.

BuffBun :

We’re getting in the car now, but it’ll still be another 10 minutes.

You gonna be ok until then?

JiminieTheTHICC :

Yeah. I’m sorry guys.

He’s just so fucking awful.

                                                            When I got home, the dorm was completely trashed, and he was drunk as hell. He tried to grab my ass, so I pushed him down and went to my room, but he’s been screaming at my door for the past 2 hours about how I’m a lazy slut and a tease. I can’t take it anymore.

KimTaeSlut :

No no Minnie you have nothing to apologize for!

 That dude is a fucking ass, and you shouldn’t have to put up with him.

Plus, you know you’re welcome over any time no matter what 💜

BuffBun :

Tae, if I commit murder, you’ll go on the run with me, right?

KimTaeSlut :

No murdering people, Jungkook.

Even if those people really. Really. fucking deserve it.

JiminieTheTHICC :

Thank you guys 🥺💜

I don’t deserve friends like you 😣

BuffBun :

Jimin.

You deserve so much more.

You’re amazing and beautiful kind and you deserve the fucking world.

KimTaeSlut :

You’re so precious Minnie.

If anything we don’t deserve you 💜

JiminieTheTHICC :

💜💜💜

KimTaeSlut changed JiminieTheTHICC ’s name to OurPreciousMinnie

OurPreciousMinnie :

💜🥺💜

BuffBun :

We’re outside and Tae is in the backseat so you guys can cuddle on the way home 😌💜

OurPreciousMinnie :

😊

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The Three Amigos

12:23 PM

KimTaeSlut :

UUGGGHHHHH

I FUCKING HATE CALCULUS

OurPreciousMinnie :

Aww poor Tae Tae

😂

BuffBun :

Ok, is Calculus the worse class to ever exist?

Yes. Yes it is.

HOWEVER.

Taking Calculus means Cute Senior that helps tutor people after class.

KimTaeSlut :

YOU DON’T EVEN TAKE THE CLASS!!

You just show up when class is over to stare at his thighs until I have to drag you away!

BuffBun :

Woah.

Let’s not pretend you don’t drool over his dimples every time he smiles.

KimTaeSlut :

I’m not sure I know what you mean, babe.

I would never ogle at the sexy psychology student right in front of my boyfriend.

OurPreciousMinnie :

Oh so you only ogle at him when Kookie isn’t around then 🤔

Good to know 😂😂

KimTaeSlut :

That’s not what I meant!!

BuffBun :

Wow. Hurt.

To think my own boyfriend would ogle at a sexy man without me.

The betrayal. Jiminie is the only one who loves me in this household. 😤

OurPreciousMinnie :

😳

KimTaeSlut :

Kookie nooo!

I didn’t mean it!

I’ll never look at him without you again!

Mostly.

He’s really fucking hot and adorable.

But I’ll try!!

BuffBun :

Understandable.

But I’ll only forgive you for the low low price of lamb skewers.

KimTaeSlut:

Deal! Lamb Skewers at our house tonight!

Jimin you’re sleeping over!

We’re gonna cuddle 😊💜

OurPreciousMinnie :

O-Okay!

I’ll bring Banana Milk!

BuffBun :

Omg, I’m in love.

Tae, would you be mad if I left you for Minnie?

OurPreciousMinnie :

😳😳😳

KimTaeSlut :

Bold of you to assume I’m not already planning to leave you for Minnie.

BuffBun :

😦

UNDERSTANDABLE. HAVE A NICE DAY.

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The Three Amigos

11:41 AM

OurPreciousMinnie :

GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS

GUESS WHAT!!

KimTaeSlut :

WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT?!

OurPreciousMinnie :

I GOT CHOSEN FOR THE SPRING SHOWCASE!!!

KimTaeSlut :

OoO!!!

CONGRATULATIONS MINNIE!!!

BuffBun :

I’m so proud of you Minnie!!

You know…

Tae and I would be happy to help you out if you want.

KimTaeSlut :

😮!

Yeah!

Yes!

That!

Let us help you Minnie!

OurPreciousMinnie :

Of course! Hobi-hyung is helping me with the choreography…

And his boyfriend is making a song for me to dance to…

But I will need people to cheer me on!!

And as Hobi-hyung said “Someone to make sure I don’t neglect my health”- whatever that means. 🤔🤔

BuffBun :

I like this Hobi-Hyung you always speak of.

He seems like a good friend.

OurPreciousMinnie :

He is! You guys would love him!

I would add him to the chat, but his boyfriend hasn’t deemed either of you “worthy” yet lol

KimTaeSlut :

😮 

We’re more than worthy!

We’re the worthiest!! 😠😤

Who’s this boyfriend of his?! Let me at ‘im! ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ

BuffBun :

LMAOO

Tae calm down!

I’m sure if Minnie’s friends with him, he’s not a bad guy.

---Minnie you are friends with his boyfriend, right?

OurPreciousMinnie :

Of course lol

He’s honestly the sweetest guy you’ll ever meet.

Just- don’t tell him I said that or he will kill me. 😭

I like being alive.

BuffBun :

And we like having you alive! 😤

Seriously though, if we ever are deemed worthy, they’re both welcome to the group any time.

OurPreciousMinnie :

Maybe one day 😊

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Three Amigos

8:14 PM

KimTaeSmile:

Minnie!

Wanna go get bbq with me and Kookie?

Our treat! 😜💜

OurPreciousMinnie:

I wish.

The bastard trashed our apartment again and we have room checks tomorrow morning.

I’m gonna be cleaning all fucking night 🙃🙃🙃

Hate it here. 😞💜

BuffBun:

Why don’t you make him clean up his own shit? 👀

He keeps pulling this and leaving you to clean everything up.

OurPreciousMinnie:

Because his stupid daddy has stupid money and stupid money talks.

If I go against him, he could get me kicked out or even expelled.

Best to just put up with him until the end of the semester. Then I get a new roommate.

KimTaeSlut:

Isn’t that what you said last semester?

BuffBun:

Minnie, you can’t live like this.

OurPreciousMinnie:

Well I can’t afford to move out either.

Plus all the other dorms are already full.

BuffBun:

Then move in with us!!

KimTaeSlut:

Minnie, you know you’re literally welcome to live here any time.

BuffBun:

Just say the word.

KimTaeSlut:

We will literally come get you and all of your things.

No hesitation.

OurPreciousMinnie:

Guyyyyssss

You know I can’t burden you like that.

BuffBun:

Jimin, it’s literally no burden! I promise you!

OurPreciousMinnie:

Yeah but you guys live in a really nice place really close to campus!

No way I could afford to split the rent!

Plus…

You guys are a couple. I don’t want to invade…

KimTaeSlut:

I’m still perfectly fine with taking rent payment in the form of cuddles and Friday night dinners.

BuffBun:

Agreed. Minnie gives the best cuddles

OurPreciousMinnie:

Guyyyysss 🙄

BuffBun:

Just saying 🤷♂️

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Dance Kings

8:32 PM

SugarPlumFairy:

Hope-ahhh

They’re asking me to move in with them again 😟

DanceMaster:

I take it your shitty roommate is at it again??

What’d he do this time? 🙄😒

SugarPlumFairy:

He just trashed the place. Nothing too bad.

DanceMaster:

Please stop downplaying his abusive behavior.

The way he treats you?

That’s called abuse. Period.

Yoongi and I would’ve killed him by now if you didn’t always stop us.

SugarPlumFairy:

Sorry for not wanting my friends to spend the rest of their lives in jail??

DanceMaster:

Sorry for wanting to protect my friend from an abusive asshole???

SugarPlumFairy:

………

Touché.

DanceMaster:

Exactly.

As for your ongoing, ridiculous dilemma, I think you should live with them!

SugarPlumFairy:

But I can’t!

You know I can’t!

DanceMaster:

You can and you should.

It’s safer and more importantly, I’m 100% certain they like you too.

SugarPlumFairy:

How do you know?!

You don’t even know them 😣

DanceMaster:

You’re right. He doesn’t. But we know you, Jimin. They’d be fools not to love you.

Now then, if you don’t mind, I’m taking Hobi back now. He owes me cuddles and a movie.

But listen to what he says!! Taehyung and Jungkook are definitely head over heels for you 🖤

SugarPlumFairy:

Thanks, Yoongi-hyung 😌💜

You guys enjoy your night.

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The Three Amigos

6:00 PM

BuffBun :

Jimin!!

Practice has been over for at least an hour!

You promised to text when you got home! 😤

The Three Amigos

7:32 PM

KimTaeSlut :

Minnie, we’re a little worried.

Please let us know you’re ok. It’s not like you to not let us know you’re home.

Please. ☹️☹️

The Three Amigos

8:16 PM

KimTaeSlut :

PARK JIMIN IF YOU DON’T ANSWER YOUR PHONE RIGHT FUCKING NOW

BuffBun :

Please, Minnie.

We just need to know you’re safe.

Your dorm is only 5 minutes away from the dance studio, you should’ve been home over 3 hours ago.

KimTaeSlut :

If you don’t respond, we’re calling the police.

The Three Amigos

8:26 PM

BuffBun :

Jimin, we’re coming over.

I swear to god if that asshole did something to you, I’m going to kill him.

XOXO

OxOx

XOXO

oXoX

“Stupid Whore!”

Jimin struggles against his roommate’s tightening hold around his neck. The man had been shitfaced when Jimin got home and quickly made it his mission to make Jimin as uncomfortable as possible- or as he called it “putting the slut in his place”. It wasn’t the first time he’d attempted this, often slapping Jimin’s ass or pinning him against the wall “as a joke” or trashing the place only to berate Jimin for not cleaning it up fast enough. Usually, Jimin would just push him off and barricade himself in his room, only agreeing to clean the dorm so he wouldn’t get penalized by the university.

Tonight, however, was different. The asshole wasn’t letting Jimin get away this time, yanking Jimin up from the couch after being pushed away. He’d been harassing the smaller man for two hours at this point. At first, it was just the usual berating and complaining about how useless Jimin was, but when Jimin ignored him in favor of texting “one of his stupid little whore friends”, he took the younger man’s phone and smashed it against the ground, stomping it to pieces. After that, he’d spent his time manhandling Jimin into his lap and forcing him to watch old reruns of Family Guy with him, pulling Jimin closer every time Quagmire said “Giggity”. It was gross and awful, but manageable. Until it wasn’t. Two hours in, the man pushed Jimin down onto the sofa and started trying to kiss his neck. Jimin had pushed him off as hard as he could, causing him to hit his head on the end table’s lamp. Which leads to now. The asshole had yanked Jimin off the couch and pinned him to the wall, holding him up only by a hand tightly wrapped around his neck.

“Ya know, a useless bitch like you should be thankful to someone like me. No one would want you if not for me! You’re fucking disgusting! You should just go ahead and submit,” he leans in and licks a stripe up Jimin’s jaw, his mouth hovering near Jimin’s ear, “You know you want to. Nothing, but a little cumslut, yearning for dick. Isn’t that right? Submit to me, Jimin .”

Jimin manages to headbutt him and spit in his face, throwing him off for a second.

“You little-!”

Jimin chokes, clawing at the hand crushing his throat as his roommate lifts a fist ready to punch him. He closes his eyes, anticipating the burst of pain, tears running down his cheeks. Then there’s the sound of the door slamming into the wall and the sound of skin repeatedly smashing into skin.

“JIMIN!!!”

Almost instantly, arms are wrapping around him and wiping away his tears. Someone’s murmuring “It’s ok now. Everything’s ok.” and gently petting his hair as they press kisses to his forehead. Jimin slowly opens his eyes, taking in the tearful eyes looking at him full of worry and the body laying sprawled out on the floor.

“TaeTae…Kookie…”

“We’re here, Minnie.”

“We’ve got you.”

“We’re so, so sorry. He’ll never hurt you again.”

We’ll never leave you again.”

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The Best Boyfriends

1:48 AM

Thing2 :

Is he asleep yet?

Thing1 :

Yeah. He drifted off a little while ago.

I can’t believe that fucking douchebag.

He could’ve killed Jimin! 😡😡😡

Thing2 :

I know, baby.

If not for Jimin crying his eyes out, I would’ve beat him to death.

I wanted to beat him to death.

Thing1 :

I say we still kill him.

Thing2 :

Murder is still illegal.

Plus, Jimin didn’t even want us to call the cops. I doubt he wants to have one of us stuck in jail on his behalf.

Thing1 :

I wish he didn’t have to worry about stuff like that.

It’s pretty obvious what happened. That ass shouldn’t be able to make it all go away just because his daddy is fucking rich.

And now the dickwad is probably going to try to get Jimin kicked out of school! 😡😠😡

Thing2 :

Don’t worry, Tae.

I already made some calls to deal with him. We’ll never hear from that shitface again.

I promise.

Now, get some rest, k?

Thing1 :

…..

I love him Kookie.

I mean, I love you too, but.

  Thing2 :

I know, Tae.

I love him too.

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The Three Amigos

9:15 AM

KimTaeSlut changed JungkooksBackUpCell ’s name to OurBeautifulMochi

KimTaeSlut :

Guess who made pancakes!!

BuffBun :

Sounds delicious, baby 💜

Minnie and I will be out in just a moment.

OurBeautifulMochi :

😊

Thank you, TaeTae 💜💜

….also thank you guys….for last night.

KimTaeSlut :

NOPE!

Hush your face this instant!

You have literally no reason to thank us.

OurBeautifulMochi :

But

I made you guys worry and put you guys in danger.

That asshole’s dad could get all of us expelled and barred from every university in Seoul.

It could ruin everything you guys have worked so hard for.

BuffBun :

Jimin.

Listen to me.

You don’t need to worry about him ever again, ok?

He might have some connections, but I have better ones.

I’m gonna make sure everything turns out ok.

OurBeautifulMochi :

Kookie, you really don’t have to.

You guys already do so much.

 I sleep at your house at least 3 times a week for Christ’s sake.

KimTaeSlut :

You’re right. We don’t have to. We want to.

Minnie, we would do anything for you.

We will do anything for you.

BuffBun :

On that note, if it’s ok with you, I hired movers to pack up your stuff.

OurBeautifulMochi :

W-what? 😮

BuffBun :

You don’t have to live here.

I mean you can if you want to, but I know you weren’t the most comfortable with that

…so, I got you an apartment.

Don’t worry about rent, I’m friends with the building owner. He’s fine with you staying there until you graduate. I just….you shouldn’t have to stay in that dorm. Or any other dorm for that matter. What if you get stuck with an even worse roommate?! You don’t deserve that!

So yeah. There’s an apartment waiting if you want it….or you can stay with us if you want.

OurBeautifulMochi :

……

BuffBun :

Jimin??

……

Fuck.

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Dance Kings

9:26 AM

SugarPlumFairy :

Hobi.

DanceMaster :

Yeah?

SugarPlumFairy :

Jungkook got me an apartment.

But also offered to let me live with him and Tae again.

DanceMaster :

Heck Yes!

No more living with that fucking shit head roommate!!

SugarPlumFairy :

…..yeah.

DanceMaster :

You ok, Jiminie?

SugarPlumFairy :

…..Some stuff happened last night

YOU DON’T NEED TO KILL ANYONE THOUGH. PLEASE STOP PUTTING YOUR SHOES ON.

Tae and Kookie handled it already.

DanceMaster :

Are you absolutely sure because Yoongi already has his keys and a baseball bat. We’re ready to go. Just say the word.

SugarPlumFairy :

I’M CERTAIN. PLEASE DON’T GET ARRESTED.

DanceMaster :

……

Fine.

But don’t think this is over Park. We’re going to talk about this when I see you.

SugarPlumFairy :

I know hyungie. I promise we will.

But right now I’ve got bigger problems!

DanceMaster :

Downplay the importance of your mental and physical well-being again and we’re going to fight.

That aside

You’re right. This apartment thing is serious.

What are you gonna do?

SugarPlumFairy :

I don’t know!

That’s why I’m asking you 😭

DanceMaster :

Well you know

You could always….

SugarPlumFairy :

No.

DanceMaster :

Tell Jungkook and Taehyung…..

SugarPlumFairy :

Hobi No.

DanceMaster :

That you’re madly in love with them and want to date them.

SugarPlumFairy :

I hate you.

DanceMaster :

Then you can move in with them without having to worry about your adorable crush.

SugarPlumFairy :

We are literally no longer friends.

And it’s not adorable! It’s serious!

DanceMaster :

😂😂😂

Super Serious! The Epitome of Serious!!

Adorable Jiminie’s very serious crush!

SugarPlumFairy :

DanceMaster :

LMAOO

When did you start memeing yourself?!

SugarPlumFairy :

DanceMaster :

Delete This.

SugarPlumFairy :

Forward it to Yoongi?

Odd choice, but sure hyung 😊

DanceMaster :

PARK JIMIN!

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The Three Amigos

10:03 AM

BuffBun :

Minnie I am so sorry.

I shouldn’t have even suggested it. I know you said in the past that you didn’t want to burden us by moving in with us and I should’ve asked before getting you an apartment. We were just- I was just so fucking scared. I know he’s never coming back, I made sure of it, but what if someone else comes and takes his place? I can’t lose you Jimin. We can’t lose you. I should’ve never made you uncomfortable like this. I’m so, so sorry. This was completely my idea, and Tae had nothing to do with it, so please don’t be upset with him.

I’m sorry.

OurPerfectMochi :

……

We should talk.

I think there’s something I really need to tell you guys.

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Jimin stares into the worried eyes of his best friends, hoping his expression is able to hide his own fear from them. Jungkook fidgeted in his seat, obviously feeling guilty about the whole housing thing. Taehyung, instead, looks like a kicked puppy waiting to be yelled at or disowned. Their expressions are pitiful and Jimin would love nothing more than to lean over and kiss away their sadness and pain. Too bad after this he’ll probably be the one getting disowned.

“Jungkook. Taehyung. I have something important to tell you. It’s probably going to change the way you look at me, and you’ll probably hate me for it, but- I can’t keep keeping this secret…Not when me not telling you ends with you looking like this.”

“Minnie…Nothing you could ever tell us would ever make us hate you,” Jungkook looks at him with an earnest sorrow that pains his heart. Jimin frowns and takes a deep breath, steeling himself for whatever reaction would come to what he would say next. Best to just blurt it and be done with it, right?

“…..I LIKE YOU GUYS. Like-like you guys. Both of you. I love you even, and I am SO fucking sorry for not telling you before. I should’ve said something or distanced myself from you when I realized, but I couldn’t because I’m just so goddamn in love with the two of you and I honestly don’t think I could live without you. That’s why I didn’t want to move in with you guys. I was scared you’d find out and things would be weird and then you’d both hate me- Please don’t hate me! I swear I won’t be weird about it, we can even pretend I never even said it, just please, please don’t hate me. You have every right to do so. I mean I slept in your bed knowing full well that I liked you and I daydreamed about kissing you and that’s not what good friends do I was a bad friend and I shouldn’t have been and I’m sorry and I will leave you alone forever if you want so-“

“Jimin.”

Jimin pauses and looks at them, not even fully realizing that at that point he’d just been rambling. Two sets of tearful, yet happy eyes stare back at him.”

“Y-yes?”

Jungkook moves closer and places a hand on top of Jimin’s, lips finally breaking into a smile.

“It’s like I said. Nothing you could ever tell us would ever make us hate you. Especially not this.”

Jimin looks at the taller male confused, before shifting his gaze to Tae who looks like he’s fighting back tears. He sniffles and gives Jimin a grumpy pout.

“I thought you were about to say you didn’t want to be friends with us anymore, asshole!” Tae throws a pillow at him in mock anger but quickly moves forward to pull him into a hug. The room suddenly becomes misty, all three of them shedding quiet tears of happiness and relief.

“S-…so you guys aren’t upset? Even though I’ve put you in this super awkward position?”

“Of course, we aren’t upset, Minnie.”

Taehyung leans in, placing a chaste kiss on his lips, Jungkook following suit. The two stare at him with nothing but adoration, before speaking together.

“We love you too.”

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Dance Kings

10:46 PM

SugarPlumFairy changed his name to HappiestGay

DanceMaster:

????

HappiestGay:

Hobi-hyung!!

You’ll never guess what happened!!

DanceMaster:

You confessed to Tae and Kookie and they love you too

HappiestGay:

I confessed to Tae and Kookie and they love me too!

Wait-

Dammit! You stole my thunder!

DanceMaster:

I told you you were overreacting.

HappiestGay:

No??

Doesn’t sound right to me???

DanceMaster:

Jimin. I literally said you should tell them from the jump.

HappiestGay:

I literally don’t know what you mean. 🤔

DanceMaster:

Hate you too.

HappiestGay:

DanceMaster:

😮

You meme'd me again?!! 😤😤😤

That's it. I’m telling Yoongi you’re bullying me. 👀

HappiestGay:

WAIT.

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Elder Gays and the Baby Gay

10:53 PM

EldestGay:

Jimin are you bullying my boyfriend again?

BabyGay:

w-what 😅

O-of course not, hyung.

😤 I would never! 😤

ElderGay:

He would and he is!

BabyGay:

It’s his fault!

I was just trying to celebrate my new boyfriends and he had to get technical 😤😤😤

EldestGay:

You finally told Taehyung and Jungkook?!

Congratulations, Jiminie!

I’m proud of you 😊🖤

BabyGay:

Thanks hyung 💜💜

 EldestGay:

 Of course Minnie 🖤🖤

ElderGay:

So we’re just going to ignore that he was bullying me?!

EldestGay:

Yes.

But only because we’re going out to celebrate Friday Night.

He can be punished later

EdlerGay:

ರ╭╮ರ

BabyGay:

Ooo Hyung! Can I invite Kookie and TaeTae?

EldestGay:

Are you sure that won’t be awkward for them?

BabyGay:

I doubt it.

They already love Hobi, so…

They even invited you guys to join our groupchat.

ElderGay:

😮

Not the illusive groupchat where Jimin’s budding romance formed

Of course I want to join!!

EldestGay:

As…fun.. as that sounds

I’ll pass.

EdlerGay:

😟

EldestGay:

Groupchats are evil.

It’s always endless notifications of absolute nonsense.

BabyGay:

OMG

Hyung it was 4 AM and Hobi and I were high as balls!

When will you let us live that down 😭

EldestGay:

"Hey hyung? If Jungkook decided to spin me around on his dick, do you think he'd be able to mold me like a piece of fine pottery 🤔"

"😮😮😮 Min, cum here. I wanna mold u into a pretty ✨vase✨  🥺💜"

BabyGay:

😭😭😭

So mean and for why? 😢

ElderGay:

Still upset you wouldn't let me mold you 👀

EldestGay:

Hoseok please don't tell me you really thought I was going to let you try to spin me on your dick. 💀

ElderGay:

maybe 👁️👄👁️

EldestGay:

Oh lort 🙄🙄🙄

Anyway, you can invite them, Jimin.

Just keep me out of the groupchat.

BabyGay:

Scouts honor Hyung! 🙏

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Dance Kings

11:12 PM 

DanceMaster:

Your fingers were crossed weren’t they?

HappiestGay:

😁🤞

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11:52 AM

Jimin created the group chat Jimin’s Kingdom

Jimin added Hoseok , Jungkook , and Taehyung to Jimin’s Kingdom.

Jimin changed Jungkook ’s name to JiminsBeautifulBuffBoyfriend

Jimin changed Taehyung ’s name to JiminsBeautifulModelBoyfriend

Jimin changed Hoseok ’s name to JiminsMostLoyalHyung

Jimin changed Jimin ’s name to Jimin 😊

JiminsMostLoyalHyung:

Wow. I couldn’t even be beautiful. This is discrimination.

Jimin 😊:

Fine.

Jimin changed JiminsMostLoyalHyung ‘s name to JiminsMostBeautifulAndLoyalHyung

JiminsBeautifulBuffBoyfriend:

Hyung, these names are waaayyyy too fucking long

I adore you.

But change them immediately.

Jimin 😊:

>:(

Jimin changed JiminsBeautifulBuffBoyfriend ‘s name to BuzzkillBoyfriend

Jimin changed JiminsBeautifulModelBoyfriend ‘s name to Soulmate 💜

 Jimin changed JiminsMostBeautifulAndLoyalHyung ‘s name to BeautifulHyungie

BuzzkillBoyfriend:

😮

Hurt.

Jimin 😊:

😝

The names are shorter. I don’t see the issue 🤷‍♂️

BuzzkillBoyfriend:

🙄

And I thought Taehyung was a brat. 😒😒😒

Soulmate 💜:

😮

I’ll have you know I am a fucking saint! 😤😤

Jimin 😊:

He types with a dick halfway down his throat.

Soulmate 💜:

IUREHGOUHERPIG

EXPOSED AND FOR WHAT

BeautifulHyungie:

Lmaooooo

Good to see you three are getting along 😉

Congrats by the way

Jimin 😊:

😳😊

BuzzkillBoyfriend:

Thank you!! 😊

Soulmate 💜:

Also Thank You x2!!

Minnie told us you’re part of why he confessed! 😊😊

BeautifulHyungie:

Ah so he finally admits I was the one who told him to confess 🤔🧐

Jimin 😊:

Hyung, I literally have no idea what he’s talking about.

I would never. 😊

BeautifulHyungie:

Keep bullying me and Yoongi’s gonna kill you. 😊😊

Jimin 😊:

Not with my two beautiful amazing boyfriends here to protect me. 😊😊😊

BeautifulHyungie:

No offense to your boyfriends but do you really think they could stop Yoongi. 😊😊😊😊

Jimin 😊:

Touché. I retract all previous statements. 😊😊😊😊😊

Soulmate 💜:

Sorry, but who’s Yoongi?

BuzzkillBoyfriend:

And what makes you think we can't stop him?

BeautifulHyungie:

😂😂😂

Yoongi is the 5ft of danger disguised as fluff that I am madly in love with and currently dating.

Jimin 😊:

I think you mean fluff disguised as danger.

BeautifulHyungie:

Don’t you intend to eventually add him to this group chat?

Jimin 😊:

(●__●)

Fuck.

I played myself.

BeautifulHyungie:

😂😂😂😂😂

Soulmate 💜:

Don’t worry, baby.

We’ll protect you~

BuzzkillBoyfriend:

Yeah!

This Yoongi guy can’t be that scary!

We’ve got this!

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Jimin’s Kingdom

5:26 PM

BuzzkillBoyfriend:

OMG HOSEOK-HYUNG YOUR BOYFRIEND IS TERRIFYING

Jimin 😊:

BWSHSSHSHSS

OMG GUYS KOOKIE’S GONNA DIE 😂😂😂

BuzzkillBoyfriend:

😭😭😭😭😭

SOMEONE TELL TAE I LOVE HIM!!

Soulmate 💜:

What now?

BeautifulHyungie:

What did you guys do??

Jimin 😊:

HOBI I CAN’T. ToT

 BuzzkillBoyfriend:

WHYS HE SO STRONG????

Jimin 😊:

R.I.P Jungkook

He lived how he died. Being a brat. 😌💜

BeautifulHyungie:

Yoongi, please don’t kill Jimin’s boyfriend.

It’s rude.

Soulmate 💜:

Can someone please explain what’s going on?!!

BuzzkillBoyfriend:

Hoseok, I love you, but the brat deserved it.

He was being rude.

BeautifulHyungie:

What happened to his phone??

WHERE’S JUNGKOOK? YOONGI, PLEASE TELL ME YOU DIDN’T ACTUALLY KILL HIM.

BuzzkillBoyfriend:

Calm Down. 

He’s in time out right now. 🙄

Jimin 😊:

Tae, he’s pouting 🥺💜

Soulmate 💜:

Omg he’s adorable <3<3

But also

HOW??? Jungkook never listens to any type of punishment!?

WHAT EXACTLY HAPPENED?!?!?

Jimin 😊:

Ok Ok I’ll explain. 😭

Yoongi-hyung came to walk me home after practice today, but Jungkook was already planning to give me a ride which is fine, except he got there early and started drooling over how sexy I am when I’m dancing. Yoongi-hyung didn’t realize he’s Jungkook, so he told Jungkook off and threatened to punch him in the face, but Jungkook asked “Can you even reach my face?” so Yoongi-hyung grabbed him by the ear, and yanked him down to his level and went “I may be short, but I’m still tall enough to bust your fucking kneecaps. Now listen up, fuckass. He’s happily dating two people that aren’t you, and if I ever catch you staring at him like that again, I’ll cut your fucking dick off and feed it to you with a side of fries. Do you understand?” Jungkook decided to pretend he wasn't fucking petrified and replied with some slick shit, Yoongi-hyung gave him one last warning, and before I knew it, Yoongi-hyung punched him in the stomach and he was on the ground.

Yoongi-hyung said “Stay.” And he hasn’t moved since ToT

Soulmate 💜:

HE PUNCHED JUNGKOOK?!!

BeautifulHyungie:

Babe, you punched Jungkookie, Jimin’s boyfriend, for thinking Jimin is sexy 👀

Correct?? 👀👀

BuzzkillBoyfriend:

Not hard. He’s just dramatic.   

And in my defense, no one mentioned he’s Jimin’s boyfriend until after I punched him!!

Soulmate 💜:

Jimin!!

Jimin 😊:

I TRIED!!

They were both being too stubborn to listen 😟

BeautifulHyungie:

Oh my lord.

BuzzkillBoyfriend:

He’s fine!!  

Plus, you know there are always random guys staring at Jimin like he’s water in a fucking desert.

Someone has to fight them off, and you’re too nice to threaten people 🙄😒

BeautifulHyungie:

Am not!

BuzzkillBoyfriend:

Hobi, you’re the least intimidating person I know.

BeautifulHyungie:

Oh really? 

Wanna say that to my face, kitten? 👀

BuzzkillBoyfriend:

😳

I gotta go. See you at home. Bye. 💀💀

Jimin 😊:

Lmaooo 🤣

Yoongi-hyung just tossed me Jungkook’s phone and bolted.

Soulmate 💜:

R.I.P Yoongi-ssi I guess.

I know a dom line when I see one. 😏

BeautifulHyungie:

😊

I’ll talk to you guys later.

I have some…stuff… to prepare 😊😊😊

BuzzkillBoyfriend:

Yes! Avenge me Hoseokie-hyung!! 😈🥺💜

Jimin 😊:

Poor Yoongi-hyung’s not going to able to walk tomorrow

Hobi-hyung is mean. 😌

Soulmate 💜:

How do you know? 

BuzzkillBoyfriend:

What?

Jimin 😊:

What?

Soulmate 💜:

Jimin.

Jimin 😊:

.......

I should get permission before I explain, I think.

Soulmate 💜:

....alright then 

Jimin 😊:

It’s nothing bad!

I promise!!

Soulmate 💜:

Kk 😊💜

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Jimin’s Kingdom

10:16 AM

BeautifulHyungie:

Kookie, Yoongi said he’s very sorry for yesterday, and drinks are on him tonight. 😊

Jimin 😊:

Yoongi-hyung?

Apologized??

I don’t believe it.

BeautifulHyungie:

I have my ways 😏

BuzzkillBoyfriend:

😂

I was avenged!!

Please tell Yoongi-ssi I accept his apology and that I’m also sorry.

He was just protecting Jimin and I definitely didn’t help myself 😅

It’s good to know someone else has our Minnie’s back.

Soulmate 💜:

Agreed. 😊

Yoongi-ssi and I are still going to fight though.

He hurt my Kookie 😞

BeautifulHyungie:

He really is sorry about that.

He’s a good guy, but he protects his friends at any cost. Especially Jiminie and our friend, Joonie. 😅

Jimin 😊:

He cares about us a lot.

Even you guys to some extent.

But, please never tell him I said such things, he’ll kill us all and make it look like an accident. 😅😅😳

Soulmate 💜:

He punched Jungkook!

BuzzkillBoyfriend:

After I repeatedly egged him on.

He may be tiny, but the guy is terrifying, and he doesn’t hold back on his word or his punches.

I would not recommend fighting him, Tae.

Soulmate 💜:

No promises!

See you guys tonight! I have class.

Jimin 😊:

Bye TaeTae!

Love you! 😊💜

BuzzkillBoyfriend:

Bye, lovely 💜

Soulmate 💜:

💜😊💜

Jimin’s Kingdom

3:46 AM

Soulmate 💜 added MinYoongi to Jimin’s Kingdom

Soulmate 💜 changed MinYoongi’s name to grumpycat

grumpycat:

Yah!

Your luvky I’m tooo drumk to fught yu rifht noe. >:I

Soulmate 💜:

Love you too!

BeautifulHyungie:

Careful, Tae.

He may be drunk, but he has the memory of an elephant.

Did you guys get home safe?

Jimin 😊:

Yeah, hyungie, we’re home. Did you and Yoongi-hyung get home?

BeautifulHyungie:

Yeah.

BuzzkillBoyfriend:

Was it jus me or was Yooni-ssi super nice to m to night?

grumpycat:

shhhh gi to bes brT,

YOIR DRNK

Soulmate 💜:

Who would’ve thought Yoongi hyung can’t hold his liquor? (laugh)

grumpycat:

THAS YOOGI-SSSI TOYOI

BeautifulHyungie:

Babe, your capslock is on. Also stop hiding in the bathroom to avoid drinking water.

grumpycat:

NEVWR!!

BeautifulHyungie:

🙄😌

He actually holds his liquor pretty well most days, like Jimin.

It’s just been a long week. He’s a bit overworked, and the Kookie situation had him a bit stressed.

Kook is right about him being super nice tonight. He feels really bad about the whole thing.

BuzzkillBoyfriend:

Wha???Noooo Yuungi shouldn’t stres ovr him.

Oer me….

I luv Yoimi 🥺💜

BeautifulHyungie:

I know, Kookie.

He just cares about you guys whether he admits it or not.

Even before when all we knew about you is what Jimin would tell us.

Soulmate 💜:

It’s kinda cute honestly.

He’s kind of cute. 👀

Jimin 😊:

Are you kidding me?!

Yoongi-hyung is positively adorable and no one cares as much as he does.

I would literally kill for him- not that he needs me to clearly 😂

grumpycat:

M NOT FICKNG ADPRSBLE

I LOBE YOI TO THIUGH >:I🖤

BeautifulHyungie:

Min Yoongi. Get out of the fucking bathroom. You need water and sleep.

grumpycat:

👁️👄👁️

MAKE. 💀

ME. 💀

Jimin 😊:

RIP Yoongi-hyung’s ass for the second time in two days.

May he one day learn to walk again. 😞💜

Soulmate 💜:

Oh yeah, Minnie Min.

You said you’d ask Hobi if you could tell us the thing 😟

BuzzkillBoyfriend:

Yeh!

BeautifulHyungie:

We can all talk about it tomorrow.

As of right now, I have a bathroom door to break down and an ass to beat. 😊

Sleep well kiddos. Drink water and keep a trash can near the bed for Kookie, k?

Jimin 😊:

You too Hyung! 😊💜

Soulmate:

Goodnight, Hobi-hyung!

Goodnight, Yoongi-hyung!

grumpycat:

YONIGI-SSII!! 😤💀😤

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Jimin’s Kingdom

3:15 PM

BeautifulHyungie:

Wakey Wakey Everyone!

Time to talk!

grumpycat:

Can this really not wait??

M’ still tired.

grumpycat changed his name to TooTired4This

Soulmate 💜:

Booo

Bring back grumpycat!! 😠

TooTired4This:

I’ll show you fucking grumpy.

Soulmate 💜:

<3<3<3

Jimin 😊:

Tae, you’re gonna get murked.

Soulmate 💜:

Shhhh

Yoongi-hyung would never hurt his most favoritest dongsaeng 😊💜

Jimin 😊:

Sure Babe 😊💜

BuzzkillBoyfriend:

RIP TaeTae.

He will be missed.

Soulmate 💜:

☹️

BeautifulHyungie:

We can talk about Yoongi killing Taehyung later.

For now….

Jimin 😊:

Yeah. You and Yoongi are cool with them knowing right?

TooTired4This:

Jimin, they’re your boyfriends and we’re some of your closest friends. They deserve to know.

BeautifulHyungie:

Agreed. And we’re right here with you in case they have questions.

Jimin 😊:

Good. Tae. Kookie.

Hobi-hyung, Yoongi-hyung, and I used to sleep together. A lot.

But we stopped when I realized I was in love with you guys!

Just- it should be known that it was a part of our past and that we know more than a friendly amount of stuff about each other sexwise. Which is how I know that Hobi is a terrifying dom in literally the best way possible and that Yoongi can not move for shit today.

TooTired4This:

I CAN MOVE JUST FINE!!

BeautifulHyungie:

Lie again. 👀

Jimin 😊:

😂

So yeah.

That’s all. Questions? 😥

Soulmate 💜:

………

You fucked my precious Yoongi-hyung?!

This is just unfair. 😤

Jimin 😊:

What?

Soulmate 💜:

Look, Minnie. I think Kookie and I understand. If I were single and Hobi-hyung and Yoongi-hyung invited me to their bedroom every once in a while, I’d be an absolute fool to deny them.

Like have you seen them??

TooTired4This:

Delete those. 😠

…..but send them to me first. 👀

BeautifulHyungie:

😂

Soulmate 💜:

🙄😂

The point is we kind of figured you slept with at least one of them because god damn. All of your friends are ridiculously sexy and you’re ridiculously sexy.

BuzzkillBoyfriend:

Not to mention Tae thinks you three would look hot together. 😏

Soulmate 💜:

Hush your whore mouth!!

BuzzkillBoyfriend:

😂

But yeah, like Tae said, we suspected, but we’re glad you told us yourself instead of it coming out later.

AND now I get to prove I’m a better dom than Hobi-hyung. 😈

TooTired4This:

“RIP Jimin’s Ass”

“May he one day learn to walk again.”

Jimin 😊:

😮😒

BeautifulHyungie:

Kookie, you know that’s impossible right? I could dom for a living if I wanted to.

I even keep Yoongi in line. No one keeps Yoongi in line.

TooTired4This:

It’s true. No one does me like Hoseok.

Jimin 😊:

You guys should see how hyungie melts beneath him 😊

It’s adorable. 💜😌

Soulmate 💜:

No fair! This is teasing and I don’t like it!

TooTired4This:

Park Jimin. Your boyfriends will not stop me from beating your ass.

Jimin 😊:

*gulp*

My bad. 😂😅

BuzzkillBoyfriend:

I still think I can prove it.

Jimin will be the judge and he’ll be completely honest and he’ll declare me the ultdom.

Just you watch.

TooTired4This:

If you really want to prove who’s ultdom, why not fuck each other??

Soulmate 💜:

😮

What.

Jimin 😊:

😮

What.

BuzzkillBoyfriend:

😮

What?

BeautifulHyungie:

What.

TooTired4This:

Oops. Did I type that out loud?

Anyway, I’m going back to sleep.

My head is killing me.

Soulmate 💜:

……………………………………………

Ok but is it wrong that I think that’d also be hot???

Jimin 😊:

Tae! 😂

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Jimin’s Kingdom

10:56 AM

TooTired4This:

Updated Status: Dreading Tonight.

Soulmate 💜:

👀

Jimin 😊:

What’s happening tonight hyung?

TooTired4This:

My uncle and cousins are in town to celebrate my cousin’s promotion so I’m going home for the weekend.

Something about how “no one ever sees me anymore” 🙄😒

Jimin 😊:

Oof.

Pretend you’re sick.

TooTired4This:

Can’t.

As much as I hate them, I love my parents and they legitimately miss me, unlike my bigot uncle and his ungrateful spoiled ass children.

Soulmate 💜:

It can’t be that bad, right? ☹️

I mean, they’re family.

TooTired4This:

Family. Sure.

They constantly try to set me up with their client’s daughters and dismiss Hoseok entirely.

To his face mind you. The fuckers really had the audacity to try to force him to stay in a hotel the last time we visited because they “didn’t want their kids to catch his gay” 😠😠😠

BeautifulHyungie:

It’s fine babe. You’re gonna get yourself worked up.

Just go for the two days and it’ll be over before you know it.

Minnie and I will have a sleepover while you’re gone.

TooTired4This:

Well now I really don’t wanna go 😟

Soulmate 💜:

Wait, you can’t steal Jimin!

Who will I cuddle with while I watch horror movies?!

BuzzkillBoyfriend:

?

I’m literally right here??

Soulmate 💜:

Not the same. 

Jimin doesn’t spend the whole movie asking how people find this stuff scary. 😤

Jimin 😊:

Hobi-hyung could always come over here!

If that’s cool with you guys, I mean.

Soulmate 💜:

Heck Yes!! Double the Cuddle!!

BuzzkillBoyfriend:

Literally still right here??

Am I not invited to the horror movie marathon taking place in my own home??

Soulmate 💜:

Sorry this is a real cowards only event.

BeautifulHyungie:

😅

Thanks, but I’ll pass.

Me and horror movies Do Not get along.

Soulmate 💜:

Booo

We want you to come over hyung! 🙁

The cuddles!!  😢😢😤

Jimin 😊:

We can watch funny stuff after! And I’ll buy all your favorite snacks!

Pretty please, hyung? 🥺💜

We can even sleep out in the living room, so you don’t have to be alone. Right guys? 💜🥺💜

Soulmate 💜:

Hell Yes!!

Yoongi-hyung, we’re stealing your boyfriend! 😈

TooTired4This:

Brat.

Fine, but I expect him back in one piece Sunday night.

Soulmate 💜:

BeautifulHyungie:

.....Fine.

But if the movie is too scary, we turn it off.

Jimin 😊:

Of course Hyungie! 😊💜

TooTired4This:

Is that ok with you Jungkook?

You’re quiet.

BuzzkillBoyfriend:

Oh uh yeah sorry

I actually just got a call from my mom and it looks like I’ll be going home this weekend too lol

TooTired4This:

👀👀

Soulmate 💜:

Aw ☹️

Kookie’s gonna miss all the fun! T~T

BuzzkillBoyfriend:

Yeah 😅…..

You guys have fun though! 😊💜

BeautifulHyungie:

You too Kookie!

TooTired4This:

……….yeah.

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Yoongi Simping Hours Open

11:32 AM

Kitten:

That was weird right??

Sir:

What?

Kitten:

Jungkook suddenly having to go home after you confirmed you were coming over.

Sir:

Babe, you’re probably over thinking it.

I’m sure it’s fine.

Kitten:

I’m not.

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Jimin’s Kingdom

4:02 PM

Soulmate 💜:

YOONGI-HYUNG WE’RE ACTUALLY STEALING YOUR BOYFRIEND THIS TIME

HE’S NOT COMING HOME, HE’S STAYING WITH US

😤🥺😤

TooTired4This:

Like hell he is.

I’ll be back tomorrow night, and if he’s not back where you found him when I get home, I’m killing you all. Understood?

Soulmate 💜:

🥺

But hyuuunnggg

He’s so fun! And he’s a fucking amazing dancer!

Maybe even better than Jimin (still love you though Minnie 👀💜)

Jimin 😊:

Definitely better than me!

Hobi-hyung is the best dancer I know! 😊💜

Soulmate 💜:

He’s teaching us how to do sexy dances and I swear if hip thrusts could kill

[Video]

💀💀💀💀

BuzzkillBoyfriend:

Jesus Christ. 🤤

I mean-

BeautifulHyungie:

😏

TooTired4This:

I’ve never wished I was home so much in my life.

The things those hips can do 💀

Hope-ah I miss you 😟

BeautifulHyungie:

I know baby. I miss you too. 💜

How’s your family?

TooTired4This:

Outside of my dumb cousin trying to steal my phone and delete your contact and my uncle making me video call with 4 different women in hopes we’d hit it off- we didn’t obviously- perfectly fine.

Granted, dinner is in an hour, so we have time 😃

Soulmate 💜:

☹️

Then it’s settled. Operation Steal Hobi-Hyung is put on hold.

Initiate Operation Cheer Up Yoongi-Hyung With Silly Selfies is a go!

Jimin 😊:

Affirmative!

BeautifulHyungie:

also this cause it's cute:

Soulmate 💜:

Jimin 😊:

TooTired4This:

🖤😌🖤

Soulmate 💜:

OMG WHY IS YOONGI CUTER THAN ALL OF US COMBINED???

This should be fucking illegal. 😒

BeautifulHyungie:

Agreed. Yoongi is literally the cutest.

Jimin 😊:

I also agree. Cutest Hyung.

11/10 would cuddle to death.

TooTired4This:

I’m not cute >:(

But thank you. 😤🖤

Soulmate 💜:

Kookie stop lurking and join our selfie party 😠

BuzzkillBoyfriend:

Oh um.

Good?

Jimin 😊:

More than good! We miss you Bun 💜

Soulmate 💜:

Come back early tomorrow, k?

Then you can help us steal Hobi-hyung 😈

BuzzkillBoyfriend:

Yeah…not sure I want to be on Yoongi-hyung’s bad side 😅

TooTired4This:

TAE STOP TRYING TO STEAL MY BOYFRIEND. I WILL EAT YOU. 😠😠😠

Soulmate 💜:

.....

Promise?

Jimin 😊:

Oo oo! Me too! 😂

TooTired4This:

😮 Jesus- that’s not what I meant and you two fucking know it.

I swear. Tae gets a second boyfriend and suddenly he doesn’t know how to act 🙄

Jimin 😊:

Lmaoo Tae has always been a horny flirt. It’s how he and Kookie ended up together 😂😂

BeautifulHyungie:

....There’s a story there.

Soulmate 💜:

Lol

Literally my first words to Jungkook were

“Hi! I’m Taehyung! You don’t know it yet, but this time next week I’ll be sucking your dick in the back of my car!”

TooTired4This:

I-

Is this what flirting is now??

Kids are fucking weird.

Jimin 😊:

Hyung it was so funny 😂

You should’ve seen Jungkookie’s face, he looked so shook!

BeautifulHyungie:

Jungshook

Soulmate 💜:

OMG YES.

Soulmate 💜 changed BuzzkillBoyfriend’s name to Jungshookie

Jungshookie:

😮

Also in my defense, I had literally never met him before!

He was just some random dude telling me he was gonna blow me ☹️

Soulmate 💜:

I kept my word though didn’t I?? 😏

Jungshookie:

I-

Soulmate 💜:

😂

TooTired4This:

Fuck.

They’re calling me for dinner. Gotta go.

Jimin 😊:

Good luck hyung 😟

Soulmate 💜:

Hopefully, it’s not too bad. Good luck Yoongi-hyung ☹️

BeautifulHyungie:

Let me know if it’s too much, ok? I’ll come get you.

TooTired4This:

It’s fine, babe. You guys have fun 😌🖤

You too, Jungkook 🖤

Jungshookie:

Actually, I have to go too.

I may have to mute the chat for awhile too. Important family stuff.

Jimin 😊:

😟😟😟

Soulmate:

☹️ Come back soon, k?

Jungshookie:

Of course loves 😌💜

Go hang out with Hoseok-hyung.

TooTired4This:

.....

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Royalty and Peasant

5:04 PM

 

Jester:

Hey.

Thanks again for letting me stay in your vacation house.

Ours is under renovation and I needed to get away for a bit.

King:

And you didn’t stay with your loving boyfriends why now??

Jester:

It’s complicated.

King:

Complicated how??

Jester:

……

In a complicated way, alright??

King:

Jungkook, don’t think I’m just going to drop this.

Jester:

I’ll tell you eventually…I promise.

King:

….brat.

Make sure to put the key back in the lockbox when you leave.

And don’t do anything stupid that’ll hurt your boyfriends.

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Jimin’s Kingdom

4:15 AM

Soulmate 💜:

Night Everyone 💜

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Jimin’s Kingdom

9:46 AM

Jimin 😊:

Yoongi-hyung and Jungkookie come back today!!

TooTired4This :

Please tell me you three didn’t stay up until 4 in the morning.

How are you even up this early??

Jimin 😊:

We’re making pancakes.

Plus we have a surprise for you guys! 😊

Soulmate 💜:

You’re gonna love it!

BeautifulHyungie :

Hush you two.

We weren’t supposed to tell them there’s a surprise. 😟

TooTired4This :

Cat’s out of the bag. Spill.

Jimin 😊:

Nope! 😊

But before you threaten us, a peace offering:

TooTired4This :

Send one of you and Tae and I’ll pretend I don’t even know what a surprise is.

Soulmate 💜:

💜💜💜

TooTired4This :

Man, I sure can’t wait to get home and do nothing at all.

No plans for tonight.

BeautifulHyungie :

Good.

We can’t wait for you to get home and do nothing at all 😤

Soulmate 💜:

Kookie, wake up!

Come join our chat party!

Jimin 😊:

You think he still has the chat on mute? 😟

Soulmate 💜:

He shouldn’t ☹️☹️

It’s morning.

TooTired4This :

I’m sure he’s just sleeping. It is the asscrack of dawn afterall.

BeautifulHyungie :

….babe. You know it’s about to be 10 am right??

That’s the time most people get up.

TooTired4This :

Hush 😤

Anyway, how was your horror movie??

Soulmate 💜:

😮

BeautifulHyungie :

Fuck.

Jimin 😊:

We never watched our horror movie!!

Soulmate 💜:

I can’t believe Hobi-hyung distracted us like that T~T

We would’ve gone the whole weekend without being scared once TnT

Jimin 😊:

There’s still time!

We can draw the curtains so it’s dark and watch IT

Soulmate 💜:

Yes!

I’ll grab Hobi-hyung and you get the snacks!

BeautifulHyungie :

Dammit Yoon

I got them to forget about it entirely, why’d you get them riled up again? TToTT

TooTired4This :

💜

Go enjoy your movie. 😝

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Jimin’s Kingdom

12:12 PM

Soulmate 💜:

TooTired4This :

BWAHAHAHAHAHA

OMG Thank You.

BeautifulHyungie :

☹️☹️☹️

Hate you all

Jimin 😊:

Also These

TooTired4This :

UGHHH

I miss you Hopey ☹️

BeautfiulHyungie :

Only 6 more hours, Kitten 😌💜

Jimin 😊:

🥺💜

Y'all are cute.

Soulmate 💜:

I’m jealous.

Minnie, the three of us need cute nicknames for each other 😤

Jimin 😊:

Agreed! Where’s Jungkookie?!

Soulmate 💜:

He texted a little earlier in our other chat when we were watching a movie.

I didn’t check it yet.

Jimin 😊:

😞

He said he misses us and he’ll be busy all day but he should be back around 8.

TooTired4This :

………

BeautifulHyungie :

Hey. He’ll be back soon enough.

It just means we have more time to work on his surprise. 😌💜

Now let’s get to work!

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Yoongi Simping Hours Open

12:41 PM

Kitten:

So.

Jungkook?

Sir :

I know. I know.

You’re right.

He’s acting weird.

I'm sure Jimin and Tae have a handle on it though.

Kitten :

Are you? I don’t know about Tae and Jungkook, but Jimin is considerably new to poly relationships and we both know how timid he can be.

Sir :

So what do you suggest?

Kitten :

We should talk to him.

Well, you should talk to him. I kind of punched him. I doubt he wants to open up to me.

Sir :

Kitten, you know he isn’t mad at you for that right?

Kitten :

Yeah….still.

Sir :

I’ll take the guys out for lunch soon, and talk to him there, k?

Kitten :

Thanks, Sir~

Sir :

God I can’t fucking wait for you to get home.

Chapter Text

“Surprise!!”

“Yah,” Yoongi groans, despite the small smile gracing his face, as several arms engulf him in a loving hug. After a moment or two, Jimin and Taehyung back off, leaving Yoongi to stand with Hoseok’s hands around his waist. They look into each other’s eyes with a softness reserved only for the two of them before sharing a gentle kiss.

“Hey, Kitten.”

“Hey.”

The two stand like that for a few minutes just admiring each other before being interrupted by the sound of a shutter clicking and cooing from the sidelines.

“Yah! Brats! Delete that!”

“Nope! Our Yoongi hyung is so insanely cute when he’s in love, documenting it is worth any potential risks.”

“You’re lucky Jimin loves you.”

Yoongi glares at the tall man who instead shoots him a boxy smile and a finger heart. Jimin and Hoseok laugh as they lead the group to the living room. The coffee table is off to the side and the center of the floor is covered in blankets and pillows all neatly arranged into the perfect space for a group movie night. In the center of the blanket is a bunch of food, snacks, and drinks- a conglomerate of Yoongi and Jungkook’s favorites.  Yoongi stares in shocked silence, glancing between the setup and the men beside them.

“Do you like it?” Jimin asks, eyes full of hope. The slightly taller man gives him a gummy smile.

“It’s great, you guys. I can’t believe you guys did all of this for Kookie and me. How did you even find half of these snacks?? They’re super hard to get in stores.”

“I actually ordered them before you left,” Hobi kisses Yoongi’s temple and pulls him to sit down, Taeyhung quickly moving to fill the space next to the small man, “I was going to give them to you as a just because present, but then we came up with this idea so.”

“God, I love you so much.”

“Love you more.”

“OTP. No one is doing it like Sope,” Jimin sits next to Taehyung, snuggling into his side, “Truly relationship goals.”

“Sope?”

“Oh yeah! We never told you! Yoongi-hyung and Hobi-hyung are rappers!”

“What?!”

Taehyung stares at the two men with shock and awe.

“Yup! Hobi-Hyung goes by J-Hope and Yoongi-hyung goes by Suga- unless he’s doing a mixtape, then he’s Agust D. Suga plus J-Hope equals Sope!”

“WAIT. Agust D? As in THE AGUST D??! A TO THE G TO THE U TO THE STD?!?!?!”

Jimin giggles at the fusion of awe and horror gracing his boyfriend’s face before Yoongi pipes up with an amused “I’m D Boy because I’m from the D”. Taehyung’s eyes go comically large as he stares at the small man next to him. Within an instant, he quickly jumps away from him as if he’d been burned.

“OH MY GOD JIMIN I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU KNOW THE AGUST D AND NOW I KNOW THE AGUST D AND- OH GOD I’VE BEEN TEASING AND LOWKEY FLIRTING WITH HIM- MINNIE I SAID HIS BOYFRIEND WOULD LOOK HOT WITH OUR BOYFRIEND OMG HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN OMG OMG OMG-“

“Tae!” Yoongi interrupts, all three of the other men in a fit of giggles at the brunette’s rambling, “It’s ok, you don’t have to freak out.”

“But I do!! I’m like your biggest fan, I’ve listened to all of your mixtapes, and telling your idol you’d sleep with him and his boyfriend is literally the most embarrassing thing I could’ve unintentionally done!”

“I mean there was that time you got wasted, slipped on an ice cube at the bar, and cried until we agreed to take you to the hospital for the teeny tiny cut you got on your elbow,” Yoongi snickers, internally cooing at Taehyung’s pout before becoming serious, “You’re panicking for nothing. If I hated you for it, I wouldn’t be here right now. Plus, Hope and I are hot as fuck and I’d be more offended if you wouldn’t sleep with us.”

The four laugh at that, Tae slowly coming to settle back between Jimin and Yoongi.

“Wait so, you also go by Suga? And Hobi is J-Hope. Oh my god,” Tae fake cries at his sudden realization, “Minnie, not only do you know, Agust D, you know two-thirds of Bangtan Boys and I’ve- I’m just going to go bury myself in a hole. This is the only solution. I can never show my face again.”

Hoseok chuckles as he pats the younger male’s shoulder.

“Tae, it’s fiiine. I literally spent the weekend at your house. You have nothing to worry about. It’s like Yoongi said. If we were mad at you, we wouldn’t be here.”

“Promise?”

“Of course!”

Hobi pats the brunette's head, chuckling at his pouty face. It’s not long before the pout disappears completely, replaced entirely by intrigue.

“So do you guys really write your own music?!”

“Yup.

“How do you decide who raps what?”

“Everyone writes their own part. Granted, we occasionally help each other out.”

“Can I be in the next Cypher?!”

“No.”

“Is this why Yoongi-hyung calls you Hope? Do you have any solo music?”

“Yes and Yes. My favorite mixtape is called Hope World. I’ll send you the link.”

“Thanks! One more thing. Who’s the third member??”

“Oh, RM? He’s our dongsaeng, but he’s the same age as Hobi.”

“He actually goes to our university. You may have met him? His name is Kim Namjoon.”

“That name sounds so familiar! Will you introduce me to him one day? Please, hyungie,” Taehyung gives Hoseok his best puppy dog eyes, earning another head pat from the male.

“Sure, Pup-…uh…Tae…sorry. Not sure where that came from,” Hobi laughs apologetically, ignoring the way Taehyung’s eyes lit up at the nickname. Thankfully, he’s saved by the sound of the front door opening.

“Kookie’s home!!”

Tae and Jimin bolt to the front door, nearly tackling their boyfriend in hugs and kisses, the youngest male barely managing to keep his balance.

“Kookie, we missed you so much!”

“We were worried maybe you were mad at us,” Jimin admits, breathing a sigh of relief at seeing Jungkook back and happy to see them.

“What? Of course not, loves. I could never be mad at you two,” Jungkook frowns, kissing them both and holding them as close as possible, willing his love into them, “It was a really long weekend. I’m so happy to be home again. I missed you too.”

The three continue exchanging soft kisses and giddy looks, entirely forgetting the other two men for the time being. Just as well though. The two had decided to stay in the living room and let the three men have a moment to themselves.

“I love you guys.”

“We love you too, Kookie.”

“Kookie. We have a surprise for you!”

Jimin and Taehyung drag their boyfriend to the living room, leaving his suitcase in the entryway and barely giving him time to take off his shoes.

“Ta da!!” they yell in unison as they present the living room set up and two smiling hyungs.

“We made the ultimate movie night set up and got all your favorite snacks!”

“And we have Iron Man cued up, and your favorite hoodie is being warmed up in the dryer as we speak!”

Jungkook looks between his two boyfriends before giving them the happiest bunny smile and pulling them both into a hug by their waist.

“I fucking love you guys so much.”

He kisses both of them one last time before turning to Yoongi and Hoseok. He greets them with another signature bunny smile and if anyone notices the way his eyes never quite meet Hoseok's, no one says anything. The three settle in and the next hour and a half is full of jokes and laughter and Jungkook’s silly iron man impression, their stress melting away in the love and warmth of the men around them. They honestly barely even watch the movie, far too focused with each other. They know it had only been a weekend apart- something they’ve all dealt with before- but somehow it had been worse than other weekends. Maybe something about the circumstances? Yoongi’s family? The unspoken tension in the group? None of it mattered now anyway. Now was time for just them.

“We have one last surprise for you guys.”

Jimin, Hoseok, and Taehyung stand up, kicking forward a bit of the blanket to give themselves more space. Jimin sets up his speaker and the three get in position. Yoongi snorts as the familiar tune of Baepsae fills the living room and the three men in front of him start the choreography for it. Jungkook is equally enthralled and amused by their antics, finding his boyfriends' overdramatic hip-thrusting hilarious. It’s not long before Yoongi joins in for his verse, Taehyung hyping him like his life depends on it. Even Jungkook joins having memorized the simple choreo and long been a fan of the song. At the end, they all take turns doing weird dances in the center, laughing away anything that had been bothering them.

As they finally settle back down for another movie, Jungkook looks to Taehyung.

“I didn’t know you had a dance for that song?”

Taehyung looks at him confused for a moment, but his face slowly morphs into wide mischievous eyes and a huge smile.

“Oh yeah. Just a little thing I did recently since I met the artist and all,” Tae brags, smirk tugging at the edge of his lips.

“You met Bangtan Boys?! When?? How?? Did you meet RM??? God, please say you did, his voice, Tae .”

“His voice what?”

“Is one of the sexiest things I’ve ever heard??? Along with Suga and J-Hope’s growls???? We’ve talked about this?????”

“Yeah, but I wanted them to hear you say it with your own lips,” Tae giggles and plants a quick kiss on Jungkook’s lips for emphasis. The taller man looks at him confused then looks to the others for some sort of context. Jimin takes pity on him and nods towards Yoongi and Hoseok.

“Kookie. Meet the one and only Suga and J-Hope.”

 A pregnant pause fills the air as the youngest stares at the two men as though he’d seen a ghost. He expects someone to chime in with a “just kidding” any moment now, but they all look at him, dead serious. Two of his favorite rappers were sitting on his living room floor and he just openly stated how sexy their voices are.

“WHAT?!”

Chapter Text

Jimin’s Kingdom

11:00 AM

Jungshookie:

I still can’t believe Yoongi-hyung and Hobi-hyung are famous rappers- some of my favorite famous rappers mind you- and not a one of you was going to tell me.

Soulmate 💜:

In my defense, I found out the same night you did.

I honestly figured Hobi-hyung was just also a fan of Bangtan Boys

Mainly because when I asked “Are you a fan of Bangtan Boys” while he was teaching us the choreo for Baepsae, he said “Yes. I’m a huge fan. My favorite member is J-Hope.” 😤

BeautifulHyungie:

🤣

What can I say? That J-Hope guy is really talented, and his looks are absolutely insane.

Soulmate 💜:

🙄

Hate it Here.

Then to make matters worse, Minnie did nothing to correct him!!

Jimin 😊:

😂

Hobi-hyung told me not to.

Watching you get all excited about Yoongi-hyung was too adorable to interrupt.

Soulmate 💜:

Oh god.

I spent an hour fanboying about Bangtan Boys

To J-Hope’s face.

I’m gonna fucking die.

BeautifulHyungie:

Babe, you should see how in love with you this kid actually is.

His eyes lit up and he had the biggest smile on his face when he talked about you.

Also something about “I’d sell my soul AND my left arm for a chance to meet Agust D. I’d give up dancing and modeling and art and everything but Jimin and Jungkook.”

TooTired4This:

Aww TaeTae 😌🖤

Soulmate 💜:

R.I.P. Taehyung

Death by Ultimate Betrayal and mortification.

Soulmate 💜 changed his name to JuliusCaesar

JuliusCaesar changed Jimin 😊’s name to Brutus

JuliusCaesar changed BeautifulHyungie ’s name to KnifeHyung

TooTired4This:

LMAOOOO

Omg I’m screenshotting this and sending it to Joon.

JuliusCaesar:

WAIT NO

Please don’t send it to Namjoon. He’s the only one that I haven’t embarrassed myself in front of yet 😭

KnifeHyung:

No worries Tae.

This is literally the least likely way to embarrass yourself in front of him.

He’s an easily amused literature/history dork and he will find this very clever of you 😌💜

Jungshookie:

…So hypothetically speaking….if I memorize some popular literary works and reference them, he and I could be friends maybe?

Purely hypothetical of course.

TooTired4This:

Yes, Jungkook. You can win Joonie over with books.

In fact, his favorite author is Haruki Murakami.

Reference Kafka on the Shore and he won’t shut up about it for hours.

JuliusCaesar:

Minnie, why does it feel like we’re about to lose our boyfriend to a literary-obsessed rapper??

Brutus:

I know 😟

Is this Namjoon guy at least cute?

KnifeHyung:

Lmaoo here

Jungshookie:

OJREGOSRNHTRIGOISJGOIJREOI

Brutus:

Hot Damn.

JuliusCaesar:

😮😮😮

I KNEW THAT NAME SOUNDED FAMILIAR!!

Brutus:

???

JuliusCaesar:

He’s the guy!! The sexy psychology student from calculus!!

Jesus fuck his dimples 🥵😍

Brutus:

Wait this is him?!

This is sexy math tutor and you guys never once thought to send me a picture of this absolutely ethereal man???

JuliusCaesar:

IN OUR DEFENSE

He’s really hot and we were too busy staring at him to take pictures. 🥺💜

Brutus:

Who’s Brutus now, Tae?

Who’s Brutus now.

JuliusCaesar:

Technically Yoongi-hyung and Hobi-hyung for never introducing you to this beauty. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I wouldn’t be surprised if Aphrodite herself carved him from only the purest of stone.

How could they keep him hidden from the world like this?

Brutus:

….are you practicing references to impress him later??

JuliusCaesar:

Shhh.

TooTired4This:

This is exactly why we hide him from the world. Imagine the way guys hit on Jimin but if Jimin was completely oblivious to flirting and bad at saying no.

By the way, Joonie just walked into my studio, so I showed him you guys freaking out over how pretty he is and he’s blushing like hell right now.

He said, “Thank you, but I’m not all that special. Yoongi-hyung and Hobi-hyung are way better looking.”

JuliusCaesar:

IS HE SERIOUS??

JUNGKOOK IS LAYING ON THE FLOOR BROKEN JUST STARING AT THE PICTURES HOBI-HYUNG SENT

THAT’S HOW BEAUTIFUL HE IS

Brutus:

Yoongi-hyung please inform him that if he ever doubts how fucking gorgeous he is again, I’m going to personally compliment him to death.

TooTired4This:

“Guyyyysss stooppp”

He’s whining and hiding his face behind his hands.

This is too adorable

Jungshookie:

PICS OR IT DIDN’T HAPPEN

Brutus:

LMAOOO

He lives!!!

TooTired4This:

Lol here Kookie

He sends his love 😂

Jungshookie:

.

Brutus:

Jungkook?

JuliusCaesar:

I think…

I think he ascended or something??

He dropped his phone and he’s just staring straight ahead.

Brutus:

Oh god.

Someone send help.

JuliusCaesar:

Wait.

Now he’s mumbling something. Sounds like…

“God. Wow. Thighs. Joonie. Voice. Fuck. Beautiful. Want. Minaergiserg

Brutus:

Tae???

Jungshookie:

Sorry, Tae can’t come to the phone right now.

Byeeee

Brutus:

……

Did we just witness a murder??

TooTired4This:

I didn’t witness shit.

I was never even here.

I’m a hallucination.

KnifeHyung:

Lmaooo

Yoongi, I’m on my way over.

No more praising Joonie. We need his brain in tact so we can work.

TooTired4This:

Booo

😤😞

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Jimin’s Kingdom

12:48 PM

TooTired4This:

Hey, Joonie is asking to see pictures of you guys, so I figured these should work?

Jungshookie:

DON’T YOU DARE.

Brutus:

Saving these for later

And hyung please no.

He’s so pretty. You can’t do this to us.

JuliusCaesar:

OMG 🤣

Yes, please show him those Yoongi-hyung!

Jungshookie:

Tae, would you like to be murked again?? 😃😃

JuliusCaesar:

Statement retracted.

I don’t even know what’s happening.

Who am I??

TooTired4This:

Lol. Send me some pictures to show him dorks.

Brutus:

JuliusCaesar:

TooTired4This:

Jungkook?

Jungshookie:

I’m trying! I can’t find any good pictures to send. 😭

KnifeHyung:

Kookie, you’re both hot and adorable. All of your pictures are good pictures.

Jungshookie:

😳

y-yeah i guess.. this one??

KnifeHyung:

See. Perfect.

TooTired4This:

Showing them to Joon now

Brutus:

The moment of truth.

Soulmate 💜:

Oh god. What if he thinks we’re ugly?? 😥

TooTired4This:

He thinks you’re all adorable and by the way he paused on Jungkook, I’m certain he thinks Kookie is hot.

Jungshookie:

hhhhhhhhhhhhhh

TooTired4This:

He said Jimin’s cheeks look so squishable and that he looks like he gives good cuddles.

He also said he wants to hang out with Tae because he looks like fun- I think the JuliusCaesar thing really resonated with his nerd spirit.

Soulmate 💜:

OMG I’ve been chosen.

Jimin. Jungkook. I’m sorry but this is where we part ways.

The God of Dimples and Thighs summons me.

Brutus:

😭😭😭

Take us with you!!

Jungshookie:

Tae, if you go meet RM without me, we’re no longer friends.

KnifeHyung:

Lmaoo

Guys, he wants to meet all of you, calm down.

It won’t be able to happen for a while though.

Between his major, his minor, his two jobs, and our music, he doesn’t have a lot of time on his hands.

Jungshookie:

Two jobs??

How dare anyone make him work. He should be waited on 😤

Brutus:

Jungkook is seriously whipped for this rapper that is not me or Tae.

And I thought Tae gushing over Yoongi was bad.

Not that I blame either one of them because god same.

JuliusCaesar:

Ok but is it gay to be in love with your boyfriend’s best friends…and his best friends’ best friend?

KnifeHyung:

Lmaoo

We have to get back to work. Talk to you guys later.

JuliusCaesar:

Bye Hyungs! Tell Joonie-hyung that we’re madly in love with him and we’d all die for him!

TooTired4This:

Absolutely not.

JuliusCaesar:

☹️

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The Three Amigos

6:49 PM

KimTaeSlut:

I know this is entirely random, but can we talk?

OurBeautifulMochi:

Sure, TaeTae. What’s up?

BuffBun:

👀

KimTaeSlut:

You remember yesterday when Hobi-hyung accidentally called me Pup?

OurBeautifulMochi:

Yup.

BuffBun:

He what?

KimTaeSlut:

I know it was just an affectionate nickname, but I really liked it.

Like. REALLY. Liked it.

Like “Please immediately call me that again, Sir” liked it.

OurBeautifulMochi:

😮

TaeTae, do you have a puppy kink?

KimTaeSlut:

I-

I think so…?

OurBeautifulMochi:

Awe, Kookie.

Our Pup has a new kink~

KimTaeSlut:

Fuck-

BuffBun:

Minnie, why don’t you show our Pup how much of a good boy he is, k?

I’ll be there in a moment.~

Chapter Text

Jimin’s Kingdom

10:33 PM

KnifeHyung :

Clear your schedules maknaes!

Hyungie’s taking you for lunch!

Brutus :

Heck yes!!

JuliusCaesar :

Sweet! Me and Kookie’s afternoon classes just got canceled too?!

Look at fate.

KnifeHyung :

Perfect!

I’ll pick you guys up at 12:15?

Brutus :

Sounds good. My first class ends at 12 and my next one isn’t until 3:30.

JuliusCaesar :

Yay! Lunch with Hobi-Hyung!!

Jungshookie :

Actually, I have plans with Yugyeom this afternoon.

JuliusCaesar :

What? No way.

You just found out class was canceled. 😟

Jungshookie :

We have a project to work on, so I messaged him when I found out.

Sorry, but maybe I can join you guys next time??

Brutus :

……

ok 😟

KnifeHyung :

We can switch to dinner if that works better for you, Koo

Jungshookie :

It’s fine.

You guys go ahead without me.

TooTired4This :

………………………

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Yoongi created a chat with Jungkook

10:56 PM

 

Yoongi :

Alright, what’s wrong?

Jungkook :

What?

Yoongi :

There’s clearly something bothering you, so spill.

And don’t bother with the “I’m fine”s and the pretending you don’t know what I mean.

You’ve been acting strange.

Jungkook :

……

Yoongi :

……..Was it what I said?

About you and Hobi fucking each other?

Jungkook :

………………

Yoongi :

Jungkook.

Jungkook :

………………………

Yoongi :

Spill or I’m never letting you meet Namjoon.

Jungkook :

Wait.

………

It’s that.

Yoongi :

Yeah?

Jungkook :

Yeah….and some other stuff.

Yoongi :

Go on.

Jungkook :

………………………

Yoongi :

Look. I’m not here to judge you or yell at you. I just want to help.

I don’t know if you noticed but your denying invitations to group activities and silence in the chat is eating at Taehyung and Jimin.

Jungkook :

I-

Promise you won’t get mad?

Yoongi :

Of course not, Kookie.

Jungkook :

……It’s Hobi-hyung.

Nothing he’s done on purpose I’m sure, but…

First it was you suggesting we- fuck and I was nervous because I honestly kind of like the idea.

Which is bad because wanting to fuck someone else’s boyfriend is bad and I was worried you’d both be mad at me if you found out. I know you were just joking, but I couldn’t stop thinking about it.

Then it was kind of a bunch of things. Seeing how much Tae and Jimin like him. And how hot he is. And the whole ultdom thing in general.

I love him as a hyung and I think he’s incredibly attractive, but also…

He makes me wonder if I’m a good enough dom. He just seems so…perfect.

He even helped Taehyung discover a new kink. Not even on purpose. He just did it.

I know. It’s stupid. I’m just being jealous and insecure. I should’ve just told everyone what was wrong instead of avoiding Hobi-hyung and in turn, my boyfriends.

I just. Telling you guys everything else would’ve involved telling you the first thing, and I didn’t want either of you to be upset with me. I know Tae talks about how hot you guys are all the time and that you aren’t mad at him for it, but Tae is- well, Tae. He flirts a lot. It’d be more worrying if he wasn’t flirting with you guys. Plus he’s super close with you guys, so a little playful flirting isn’t weird between you. Same with Jimin. But me? I’m not nearly as close. I can’t just…

Yoongi :

I’m gonna stop you right there.

First of all, Kookie you’re amazing. You’re an amazing boyfriend, and from what I can tell, an amazing dom. Just because Hobi is a good dom, it doesn’t mean you aren’t one. Domming is different for everybody. As long as you’re happy and your subs are happy, I promise, you’re doing just fine.

Plus, I’m sure Taehyung has several other undiscovered kinks for you to help him discover. Honestly though, I’m shocked he didn’t know he was into pet play beforehand.

Jungkook :

How’d you know his new kink is pet play? ☹️

Yoongi :

I've been in the bdsm community for a long time, kid.

As for your undying lust for Hoseok…

I wasn’t exactly joking. I really meant you guys should fuck- given everybody is ok with it.

Taehyung already stated how hot everyone would be together and I’m sure Jimin would be just as into it. Hobi and I have somewhat of a semi-open relationship and we both think you’re hot so….

It just seemed plausible. That said, I shouldn’t have suggested it without knowing how you felt. I’m sorry for that. If I knew it’d cause you stress, I never would’ve said it.

Jungkook :

……

So you aren’t mad that I want to sleep with Hoseok?

Yoongi :

Of course not, Bun.

Honestly, at this point, who doesn’t??

Your boyfriends definitely do. They’ve made that clear enough.

You should tell everyone what’s wrong. I promise no one is going to be mad at you.

If anything, everyone’s going to be upset that you were doubting yourself and didn’t tell anyone 😤💀

Jungkook :

………

Can I just tell Taehyung and Jimin what’s wrong?

I don’t want Hobi-hyung to know…that part…yet.

Yoongi :

You don’t have to tell him you like him, but you should tell him about the dom stuff.

I’m sure he’ll make you feel better~

Jungkook :

Hyung!

Yoongi :

Kidding 😂

I mean he will, but with words.

Hobi’s good at easing people’s minds.

Jungkook :

So are you…

Thanks hyung. I’m sorry I caused trouble for everyone.

Yoongi :

Of course, Jungkook.

I’ll always be here if you need me

😌💜

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Jimin’s Kingdom

7:53 PM

JuliusCaesar :

Everybody say Thank You Yoongi-Hyung!!

Brutus :

Thank You Yoongi Hyung!!

KnifeHyung changed Jungshookie ’s name to BestDom

BestDom :

🥺💜

Thanks Hobi-hyung.

I was being really stupid.

KnifeHyung :

Insecurities aren’t stupid, Koo.

But if you ever hide them from us again, we’re going to smother you with our love for an entire week.

Brutus:

Yup.

JuliusCaesar :

100%

You will die in my embrace.

TooTired4This :

I know talking about stuff is hard, but you should at least talk to one of us if something’s wrong. We aren’t going to judge you or be mad. We love you, Koo.

BestDom :

😳

Brutus :

WOAH WOAH WOAH

DID SOBER YOONGI-HYUNG JUST SAY HE LOVES JUNGKOOKIE??

He hasn’t even said that to me yet! 😠

JuliusCaesar :

Same!

What’s good Yoongi-hyung?!

I thought I was your favorite dongsaeng?! 😤😤😤

TooTired4This :

  1. Hobi is my favorite dongsaeng.
  2. Joonie is my other favorite dongsaeng.

I just put up with you three.

Brutus :

DON’T LIE TO US HYUNG!!

YOU LOVE US

WHY WON’T YOU JUST SAY IT 😭😭😭

JuliusCaesar :

YEAH HYUNG!!

TELL US YOU LOVE US!!! 😭😭😭😭😭

TooTired4This :

No. Go to bed.

Brutus :

😤😭😤

JuliusCaesar :

KnifeHyung :

UTHIGUSJO

where the hell did you get that 💀

JuliusCaesar :

Oop.

Gotta go! See you later! Love you hyungie!!

KnifeHyung :

Jimin =_=

Brutus :

KnifeHyung :

🙄😒

brats.

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Jimin’s Kingdom

1:23 PM

Brutus:

Now that everything’s all figured out, I was thinking.

JuliusCaesar:

Did it hurt?

Brutus:

Fuck You.

JuliusCaesar:

When and Where? 👀

Brutus:

🙄

ANYWAY I was thinking Hobi-hyung could teach Jungkookie that super sexy choreo he was working on.

JuliusCaesar:

Wait but I thought….

Brutus:

Tae! 

Hobi is the sexiest dancer we know. Let him teach Kookie the sexy dance!

JuliusCaesar:

....OHHHH oh oh um

Yes! Hobi-hyung please teach Jungkookie!

KnifeHyung:

Sure lol.

I’m in if JK is.

Brutus:

Of course! Of course!

He’ll be at the studio at 4PM!

TooTired4This:

=-=

What are you brats up to?

JuliusCaesar:

You would accuse moi of plotting?

TooTired4This:

Where’s Jungkook then?

BestDom:

Right here hyung!

I definitely want to learn Hope-hyung’s extremely sexy dance!

TooTired4This:

………

Do you guys think I’m stupid or something? 💀💀

Brutus:

Hehe……SEE YOU AT 4 HOBI-HYUNG!!

TooTired4This:

🤦♂️

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Jimin’s Kingdom

5:38 PM

JuliusCaesar:

R.I.P The Maknae Line.

Murdered physically and mentally by the sexy yet surprisingly strenuous dancing of Jung Hoseok.

Brutus:

I can’t feel my legs.

Someone carry me.

TooTired4This:

I thought Hobi was only teaching Jungkook his sexy dance??

Brutus:

He was.

And then SOMEONE 👀👀👀 dragged us into it as punishment for trying to help him. 😤

BestDom:

You know what you did 😤😤

KnifeHyung:

Sorry guys. 😅 I didn’t think I was pushing you that hard.

JuliusCaesar:

God I feel like I just spent 20 hours at the gym with Jungkoo

Brutus:

At least we all got to watch 3 other men be unreasonably sexy

Well. 3 of us did.

One of us was a bit…preoccupied.

BestDom:

Jimin, do you really want to go this route?? 👀👀👀

Brutus:

😳

Sorry.

I’ll be good.

BestDom:

Good.

That goes for you too Taehyung.

JuliusCaesar:

Oh word?

Hobi-hyung Jungkookie thought you were super sexuviuhjp

KnifeHyung:

???

Is there a reason Jungkook just yeeted Taehyung’s phone across the room and is now holding his hand over Tae’s mouth?

Brutus:

Oh nothing important. Kookie’s just gonna kill Tae when we get we get home 😅

KnifeHyung:

O-K… I guess…

TooTired4This:

Don’t worry about it babe. Just hurry home. I bought fried chicken.

Brutus:

Oooo chicken 👀

TooTired4This:

Nope.

Date Night.

Plus someone should make sure Tae doesn’t get himself in serious trouble.

Or say something he knows he shouldn’t 👀👀

Brutus:

TooTired4This:

Please. Sir is my boyfriend.

Call me Hyung.

Brutus:

hniuhodoltsdhk

Alright Hyung 😂

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Jimin’s Kingdom

12:15 PM

JuliusCaesar changed BestDom ’s name to Hungkook

Hungkook:

What the hell…

JuliusCaesar:

Look.

If my boyfriend has a big, glorious dick that he oh so politely drilled into me until I forgot my own name last night, I have every right to celebrate that as I see fit.

Hungkook:

Tae! 😳

Brutus:

Lmaooo

But Same.

TooTired4This:

At least someone got dicked down last night 😒

Brutus:

Oop. Is that tea I smell??

KimTaefuck

Tea? 👀

CutestBun:

TooTired4This:

Let’s just say Jungkook owes me a good dicking.

JuliusCaesar:

Oh heck no!! 😤😤😤

No way I’m going to be the last one that gets to fuck Yoongi-hyung.

This is bullying. 😠

Brutus:

😂😂😂

KnifeHyung:

Kitten, are you really outsourcing dick right now?

TooTired4This:

I’m kidding

…mostly.

I would like to be fucked though.

KnifeHyung:

You know if you just tell me. 👀

TooTired4This:

Can’t.

But god, Hobi, if you aren’t going to help me out here, can I outsource?

KnifeHyung:

…fine…usual rules.

But these three are off limits until you spill.

JuliusCaesar:

What?!

Hyungie, no!

Hungkook:

.....

So….you guys really do have an open relationship?

KnifeHyung:

Yeah. Well kind of. It’s not like we can just fuck whoever whenever. There are rules.

To start, we both have to agree on the person. Secondly, all parties must consent. ALL parties. Third, we both have to be there for it- granted we don’t both have to participate. It’s nice to just watch sometimes. And it’s not something we do incredibly often. And we kind of have a list of select people to choose from. Typically close friends.

Hungkook:

.....

And we’re on that list?

KnifeHyung:

Only if you want to be. I mostly just said no to you guys because Yoongi wouldn’t stop talking about how “hot Jungkookie probably is when he’s mad” and how “Tae probably sounds hot as fuck when he moans- and god Hobi imagine if he growled-“ and “I lowkey miss Jiminie 🥺💜” last night.

Hungkook:

😮😮😮

JuliusCaesar:

VIUOIMP[PGEWIOLHNIO

HE WHAT?!

Brutus:

Awe Hyungie, I miss you too~ 😊💜

TooTired4This:

Murder 💀💀💀

Brutus:

Tae does indeed growl by the way but only when he tops.

TooTired4This:

Fuck.

Hobiii 🥺

KnifeHyung:

No.

JuliusCaesar:

Wait…if we’re all on the list, that means Jungkook is on the list. 👀

Hungkook:

Taaaaeeee 🥺

THIS is bullying.

JuliusCaesar:

Just sayin…

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The Three Amigos

6:12 PM

OurBeautifulMochi:

…………

Remind me again why we can’t just tell Hobi?

I feel like we have more than enough evidence proving everyone is more than ok with it.

Plus I really want to see Yoongi-hyung whining beneath Tae and I’m pretty sure the only thing stopping that from happening is hyung not telling Hobi that you want to fuck him.

KimTaeSlut:

Facts.

What’s got you worried, Bun?

BuffBun:

.....Fear?

OurBeautifulMochi:

What for? I know I joke about Hobi being mean, but he’s also super sweet and careful.

As long as you communicate, he’ll take care of you, just like you do us.

BuffBun:

I know, I know.

Just…what if he really is ultdom and I end up submitting to him?

I’ve never bottomed before! 😞

KimTaeSlut:

Pause. Subbing does not equate to bottoming. You can be a dominant bottom or a submissive top.

Plus, Hoseokie-hyung would never make you do anything you don’t want to.

BuffBun:

I know I know but

……I kind of want to??

Bottom???

But I’ve never done it and what if I’m bad at it or it goes wrong or something else bad?

OurBeautifulMochi:

Awe~ Koo~

KimTaeSlut:

There’s nothing to be afraid of Bun~

Will it hurt a little at first? Yes. But Minnie and I would be right there with you.

OurBeautifulMochi:

And Yoongi-hyung is amazing with his tongue. The three of us can prep you if you want.

Or just Hobi-hyung. It’s up to you. And no matter what, if you don’t like something, we stop. No questions asked, ok?

KimTaeSlut:

It’s ok to be nervous. And just because you tell Hobi-hyung the truth, it doesn’t mean you have to act on it any time soon. Maybe you just take it slow at first? I’m sure Minnie, Yoongi-hyung, and I could put on quite the show for you and Hoseokie-hyung…

BuffBun:

Thanks hyungs.

OurBeautifulMochi:

So are you going to tell him?

KimTaeSlut:

You don’t have to if you don’t want to.

OurBeautifulMochi:

Nor do you have to be ok with us taking this whole thing any further.

I know we technically never actually fully talked it out, but I think Sope hyungs’ rules make sense if we decide to go through with anything, right? Everyone has to consent?

BuffBun:

Of course I’m okay with you guys taking it further.

I love you guys and I trust Yoongi-hyung and Hobi-hyung

…and ya know…I also want to fuck them so…

OurBeautifulMochi:

Then- and it’s perfectly ok if you say no- can we PLEASE tell Hobi so he takes the ban off of us??

Like he said, he and Yoongi-hyung don’t do this often and I prefer not to miss the opportunity. 👀

BuffBun:

Yeah lol

We can tell him 😂

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Jimin’s Kingdom

8:45 PM

Brutus:

Good News Everyone!

Hungkook:

Yoongi-hyung you can tell him.

TooTired4This:

You sure Kookie?

The brats didn’t pressure you into this did they =_=

Brutus:

😮

That you would even accuse us.

JuliusCaesar:

Hurt.

Hungkook:

No lol

They helped me settle my nerves

Plus all of this talk of Tae fucking you may have gone straight to my dick and I’d really like to see that but that’s not important 😅 ANYWAY you can tell him now!!!

TooTired4This:

👀😂

Thank fucking god though.

Hobi the thing I wasn’t telling you is that Jungkook wants to fuck you.

JuliusCaesar:

More precisely: He wants you to fuck him.

Brutus:

Our Bun was scared because he’s never bottomed before.

KnifeHyung:

……

Hungkook:

Hyung? 😥

TooTired4This:

😏

Kookie, baby, do me a favor and call Hyungie for me?

I think he’d really like to hear your voice right now.

KnifeHyung:

Devil. 💀

TooTired4This:

Minnie, TaeTae, go help Kookie.

Brutus:

AYE AYE CAPTAIN

JuliusCaesar:

😮👀😏

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XOXO

oXoX

xOxO

OXOX

Yoongi smirks when Hoseok’s phone begins to ring, the name “Kookie” splayed across the screen.

Answer it, Hobi.

“You’re a real brat, you know that? Don’t think this’ll go unpunished Kitten.”

Hoseok growls, glaring at his boyfriend as Yoongi rolls his eyes and grabs the phone, answering it and putting it on speaker.

“Hyungie?” Jungkookie speaks, a hint of fear in his voice. There’s a brief silence as Yoongi gives Hoseok a chance to answer. When he doesn’t, the smaller man decides to take matters into his own hands.

Hyungie’s here, sweetheart. He’s just shocked that his precious Kookie wants to bottom just for him…I don’t think he believes it from us, Koo. Let him hear you say it~”

There’s an audible gasp from the other side of the line with hushed murmurs of encouragement- likely from Jimin and Taehyung.

“H-Hyungie, I-…”

Go on~

“I want you to fuck me,” Jungkook blurts out, before tacking on a small “please?” in his nervousness.

How do you want him to fuck you Kookie?

“I-…”

Want hyungie to hold you down and make you beg for his cock?

Audible groans fill the room from both ends of the phone.

“I don’t know, hyung. I think Jungkookie would look prettier being fucked up against the wall, no? Or on his knees sucking Hobi’s cock like his life depends on it?”

“Minnie’s right, hyung. Kookie looks so pretty with a dick in his mouth. It’s a shame we don’t give him one more often.”

Oh? Would you like that Kookie? Want hyungie to fill you up? Make you choke on his cock like a good little slut?”

Jungkook whimpers at the thought of it, his boyfriends cooing in response.

“Our cute little Kookie, getting all worked up at the idea of taking Hyungie’s cock. You two should see how hard he is right now, Hyung.”

Aw, Kookie are you excited? Hyungie is too~ He’s so hard for you, Bun~”

A growl fills the air, directing Yoongi’s attention to the warning look in Hoseok’s eyes. Yoongi knows he’s playing a risky game- that if he keeps this up, Hoseok’s going to snap. He smirks and straddles his boyfriend’s lap, grinding against him agonizingly slow before he continues.

What do you say, Sir? Want to hear Kookie moan for you? Beg you to pound him into our mattress? He already whimpers so prettily for us, don’t you, Bun?”

Another whimper graces their ears, this time followed by a small gasp and light moans.

Jiminie? Tae Tae? Are you touching him?”

“Yeah, hyung. He’s so pretty like this, all flushed and shy just from a little dirty talk.”

“Stop.”

Yoongi looks to Hoseok confused a moment before the realization hits him, the moaning from the other side of the line halting.

Oh, looks like Sir is finally ready to play~”

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Jimin’s Kingdom

9:28 AM

JuliusCaesar changed the chat name to Guys I Want to Bone Part 3

JuliusCaesar changed his name to KimTaefuck

KimTaefuck changed Hungkook ’s name to CutestBun

KimTaefuck changed TooTired4This ’s name to SinIncarnate

KimTaefuck changed KnifeHyung ’s name to Sir

KimTaefuck changed Brutus ’s name to SinJr

KimTaefuck:

Two Things-

1. Yoongi-hyung sounds so fucking beautiful when he’s being fucked.

2. I’ve never wished to be in a room as much as I did last night.

SinJr:

Oh 100%

If only you knew how hot they are together

Especially when Yoongi-hyung’s being punished?

KimTaefuck:

Stop rubbing it in!!

We get it. You’ve blown them and we haven’t.

Jerk 😤

SinJr:

Lmao sorry

But hey, we got our own sexy show last night.

Right, Bun?~

CutestBun:

😳

Hush!

SinIncarnate:

Why? We all heard you Kookie~

You sounded so pretty for us~

CutestBun:

😳😳😳

Hyuuung! 😭

Sir:

You’re one to talk, Kitten.

I’m sure the entire building heard you last night.

SinIncarnate:

😮

Well whose fault is that? 😤💀

SinJr:

Yours for teasing Hobi-hyung

You knew exactly what you were doing, didn’t you? 😂

SinIncarnate:

And if I did??

Plus, this isn’t about me.

It’s about Kookie and him getting a taste of dom Hoseok 😠

Sir:

Speaking of, as much as I love being called Sir, we should talk about this before we go establishing any type of dynamic.

Normally, Yoongi and I just do hook ups with one of our single friends, but this is a bit different.

SinIncarnate:

Agreed.

SinJr:

Awww no more teasing Yoongi-hyung?

SinIncarnate:

Don’t get your ass beat Jimin.

SinJr:

😂😂

Sir:

I’m serious.

You guys have barely had a poly relationship, let alone an open poly relationship.

Do you even know the three C’s?

CutestBun:

Three….C’s???

SinIncarnate:

Communication, Consent, and Cock

The Three Most Important Parts of Any Poly Gay Relationship

Sir:

It’s Communication, Consent, and Clarity and you know it.

SinIncarnate:

Then why aren’t their 4 C’s??? 😤

Sir:

🙄

First C- Communication.

Communication is key. If you do not communicate with your partners, your relationship will not work. Period. You don’t like something? Say it. You want to try something? Say it. Let your thoughts be known. Never keep quiet because you think someone else likes something or you feel like it’d ruin things. That’s how people get hurt.

Second C- Consent!

Obviously the most important thing is making sure everyone is ok with what’s happening. If one person says no, we stop. Doesn’t matter if they were physically involved or not. If Jimin decides he’s not ok with Taehyung fucking Yoongi, Taehyung doesn’t get to fuck Yoongi. If he decides to anyway, that’s cheating and Yoongi would never let him.

KimTaefuck:

Jimin, please never decide you aren’t ok with that 🥺

SinJr:

😂

Sir:

Focus.

Third C- Clarity

Goes hand in hand with Communication. If you can not be completely transparent with each other, especially about things involving other people in your polycule, people are going to get hurt and your relationship will fall apart.

Being in a poly or open relationship takes all three of these things and an insane amount of trust. It works for me and Yoongi because we set very clear boundaries, we vocalize our thoughts even at risk of hurting each other, and more than anything we trust each other.

Do you three understand?

CutestBun:

Yes, Hyungie.

SinJr:

Yes Sir!

Sir:

Jimin -_-

KimTaeFuck:

Wait but what if you want to surprise someone?

SinIncarcate:

If the surprise involves only you trying something new (ex: wearing lingerie or tail butt plugs), its fine, just be open to discussion about it when you do it. However, if it involves someone else trying something new (ex: pet play or little space) be sure to discuss it first. Most importantly, once your surprise is exposed, ensure everyone is still okay with what’s happening.

KimTaefuck:

😳

Kookie you told him!?

CutestBun:

Sorry, Pup. He guessed it on his own.

KimTaefuck:

😤

I forgive you but only because you called me Pup. 😌💜

SinJr:

So the next step would be to communicate right?

Tell everyone what we want?

Sir:

A+ Minnie!

What do the three of you want?

KimTaefuck:

Well ideally, I’d like all of us to fuck. Both all together and separately.

I can’t speak for Kookie or Jimin, but I trust both of you and don’t mind telling you what I like and dislike.

SinJr:

Agreed.

We could open our relationship to just you two.

SinIncarnate:

Romantically or Strictly Sexually?

And do you expect us to have our relationship open only to you guys?

SinJr:

Oh. Uh.

I hadn’t really thought about that.

Sir:

See. This is why we communicate 😌💜

Take some time and think about it.

What about you Kookie?

CutestBun:

I want the same as Tae and Minnie. Just-

I want to take it slower I guess?

Minnie and Tae don’t have to and I trust you guys. Just….nervous I guess?

SinIncarnate:

Aw Kookie

It’s ok to take things slow.

Honestly, I think we all should.

We should have a trial period so there’s no pressure and everyone can see if they’re actually comfortable with all of this.

Sir:

Look at my little genius making great ideas

So perfect 💜💜💜

SinIncarnate:

Hush 💀🖤

KimTaefuck:

That makes sense to me.

Just. What is considered slow because I REALLY want to make Yoongi-hyung moan for me 👀

SinIncarnate:

I-

Sir:

As long as everyone is ok with it, I think whenever you guys are ready to is fine.

SinJr:

I’m pretty certain we’re all more than ok with it.

Kookie has been moaning about both of you since last night

CutestBun:

😮

Show off your submissive side one time and all of a sudden, your subs forget the rules 😤

SinJr:

Rules? What rules?

Tae you know anything about rules?

KimTaefuck:

Yeah man. The Three C’s and Sope Hyungies rules! Duh!

SinJr:

You’re right. My bad. 😂

CutestBun:

Bullied and for what. T~T

SinIncarnate:

Boys stop teasing Jungkookie.

Hoseok and I are free next weekend if the three of you would like to “hang out” together then.

We can discuss everything in depth and I can hear Tae growl.

KimTaefuck:

Hell Fucking Yes.

Can’t wait to make Hyungie melt for me 😈

SinJr:

Orgy at our house!

Sir:

Pause.

We start small. And everyone needs to be on their best behavior until then.

Only good boys get orgies.

SinIncarnate:

😮

911? I was attacked.

SinJr:

Hobi-hyung, I was wondering…

Is kissing involved in taking it slow?

KimTaefuck:

What about touching?

Sir:

Kissing, yes.

Touching is allowed with permission only.

Looking at you Jimin. Breaking the rules means no orgy

SinJr:

😮

911? I too was attacked.

Sir:

Sound good for everyone?

Jungkook? Tae?

I already know Jimin and Yoongi are ok with these rules from past stuff, but you two are new. Feel free to speak up if something bothers you.

KimTaefuck:

I like this idea. Plus, I want to be Kookie’s good boy 💜

We’ll take things slow and figure out the details as we go.

CutestBun:

Agreed.

And Saturday you guys come over, we all talk, and everyone gets to take whatever steps they’re comfortable taking.

SinJr:

I honestly don’t even want to take any steps.

I just want to see the main event.

SinIncarnate:

Oh please. Like you’re just going to sit back and watch 🙄

Plus, I wanna have a little competition with you- but we’ll save that for this weekend 😏

SinJr:

Bet.

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Guys I Want to Bone Part 3

4:56 PM

KimTaefuck :

Hypothetical:

I walk into the practice room and see both of my boyfriends making out with the hot rappers I wanted to make out with.

Do I feel:

A: Hurt?

B: Betrayed?

C: Left Out.

Sick Invite Guys 😭

SinJr :

Lol sorry Tae

Hobi-hyung was being mean so Yoongi-hyung and I decided to put on a show for him and Kookie.

Which somehow led to a growly Hoseok preying on our cute little Bun.

CutestBun :

God, Tae you should see them together.

Sir :

Focus, Bun.

We’re putting on our own show, remember?

SinJr :

Cheating is what you’re doing.

You’re trying to get Yoongi-hyung and I to break the rules 😤

Well, jokes on you. We’re going to get you to break the rules first.

KimTaefuck :

😤😤😤😤

Sickest Invite. 💀

SinIncarnate :

It’s not too late to join, Pup.

Come be a good boy for hyung

KimTaefuck :

( ✧)

OMW!

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Guys I want to Bone Part 3

5:43 PM

SinIncarnate :

Well that escalated quickly.

CutestBun :

I can’t believe no one locked the door TnT

Now all non-dance majors are banned from the practice rooms 😤😭

SinJr :

Cost of doing business.

More Importantly 😊

Hobi-hyung broke the rules first! 😝

Sir :

Shut up.

You would’ve broken them too if you saw what I saw and had Jungkook whining against your lips and begging you to touch him. 💀

KimTaefuck :

True. I was this 👌 close to caving.

SinJr :

“this 👌 close to caving” he says like the reason we got kicked out isn’t because he decided to finger Yoongi-hyung up against the mirror.

KimTaefuck :

Oh like Hobi-hyung jerking off Jungkookie while you made out with them didn’t contribute to that at all??

I will not be blamed for this. Blasphemy. 😤

CutestBun :

So everyone broke the rules…

…BUT we were all there and everyone seemed more than ok with it so I’d say that counts as permission. Doesn’t that mean no one broke the rules and we get a fresh start?

SinIncarnate :

Fuck.

Here we go again.

SinJr :

Oh it’s fucking on.

I’m getting Hobi-hyung to lose for real this time.

CutestBun :

?

SinIncarnate :

No worries Koo.

“Touching with Permission” typically turns into Hobi and Jimin competing to see who cracks first by tempting each other with insane amounts of flirting and kissing and suggestive situations. Whoever cracks first gets punished.

KimTaefuck :

OoO

I wanna join this competition!

SinJr :

Yes Tae! Team up with me!

Sir :

Yah! No teams!

You and Yoongi cheated last time I let you team up.

SinJr :

Booo

Fine.

Every man for himself.

SinIncarnate :

Tae, you better not crack first. You know what the punishment will be right?

KimTaefuck :

Nope, but I don’t need to because I never lose!

CutestBun :

Is that a challenge?

KimTaefuck :

Fuck yeah!

CutestBun :

Bet.

Tae’s losing guys!

SinJr :

Not if Hobi-hyung loses first. 😏

Sir :

You fucking wish.

I won’t fall for the same trap twice

SinIncarnate :

🤦‍♂️

Jesus now there’re four of them. 😞😌

Alright for the newbies joining this competition:

  1.       Permission counts as getting the ok from the person/people involved (obviously) and the eldest hyung that’s not involved. Doesn’t matter if they’re in a different location entirely. Don’t get permission from the eldest hyung first, you lose.
  2.       Oral is the furthest you can go with permission. Anal is for winners and we save it for the main event.

If you lose, accept your punishment with grace. You’ll be at the mercy of whoever cracks last.

Think of this as a week and a half of foreplay. Understood?

SinJr :

Hope-ah’s going down!

Sir :

Careful, Park.

Wouldn’t want to be at my mercy now would you?

CutestBun :

No need to worry Minnie.

Tae won’t be able to resist~

KimTaefuck :

Do your worst gremlin 😈

SinIncarnate :

*sigh*

This is gonna be a long fucking week.

Anyway….

GO!

Chapter Text

Day 1

Jimin plops down on Hoseok’s lap taking the taller man by surprise. Before he can even react, Jimin begins grinding against him and planting small kisses against his skin. Yoongi watches from the doorway of the practice room, shocked but not surprised. Hobi doesn’t crack.

Day 2

Jungkook glances down at his leg when he feels something pushing against it. Tae is sat on his knees in front of him, nudging his legs apart and whimpering. The way his puppy dog eyes switch between meeting Jungkook’s and staring hungrily at Jungkook’s zipper makes it more than obvious what the pup wants. Jungkook gulps at the way Tae bites his lip, quietly begging for something more.

“Fuck.”

Lucky for him, the doorbell rings and he quickly gets up to answer it, being sure to explain to his waiting hyung that despite his flushed skin, he technically never cracked. Yoongi rolls his eyes and walks in.

Day 3

“You’d like that, wouldn’t you, Bun?” Jimin breathes into Jungkook’s ear, eyes never once leaving Hoseok’s, “Hyungie kissing you, telling you how sweet you are? How you’re his perfect little Bun? So amazing just for him?”

Jungkook keens at the pseudo-praise, whining high in his throat.

“Think of how pretty you’d look beneath him, letting out the cutest little moans~ Our sweet little bun taking Hyungie’s dick like he was made for it~ Is that your true calling Jungkookie? Being a perfect little hole for Hyungie?”

“Yah,” Yoongi pipes up from the desk chair next to Hobi’s, headphones only half on his head, “If anyone’s Hope’s perfect little hole, it’s me. Now hush. He has work to do.”

Day 4

“What the hell?” Yoongi mumbles at the two boys clambering into his definitely not big enough for 3 people at once shower. Taehyung just smirks at Jungkook as they squeeze in on either side of him, then smiles at Yoongi.

“Hyung, can I kiss you?”

Yoongi groans, having just wanted to shower in peace, but who is he to deny the very hot, very naked man in front of him. Their kiss starts small and playful, Taehyung mostly just teasing him, but it quickly deepens. Tongue meets tongue, Lips are tugged between teeth, Breaths lost entirely as the two fall in sync with each other, their universe temporarily narrowing down to just them. It isn’t until Yoongi moans into the kiss and someone else moans in response that he remembers they aren’t alone. Taehyung pulls away and smirks once more at the youngest male, wide doe eyes staring back at him entranced. Before he knows it, Yoongi is being pushed back into the other man, Jungkook’s hardened length pressing between his cheeks causing both of them to groan. The kiss continues and Jungkook’s hands meet Yoongi’s waist, slowly beginning to trail upwards along his body. Then, the youngest male is quickly excusing himself, jumping out the shower as though the water had become lava. If Taehyung and Yoongi continued making out after that, it’s no one’s business but their own.

Day 5

Yoongi sighs as he glances at the two men practically eating each other’s faces beside him.

“Must this happen here? This is a studio, not a whore house.”

Hoseok looks at him from his position, Jimin pressed up against the wall, legs hiked up so Hoseok can carry him. They’d shown up under the premise of “trying to get Yoongi to crack”. Anyone with eyes could see that the sexual tension had just gotten the best of them, but as they had oh so plainly pointed out to Yoongi:

“This is a competition, hyung.”

“Somebody has to lose.”

“And it’s not going to be me.”

The two growl at each other, having said the last part simultaneously, before smashing their lips together again. This happened every time. Jimin and Hoseok get super competitive, refuse to give into each other, then make out wherever Yoongi is so that they can pretend they’re only doing it for the competition. Yoongi just wishes it hadn’t been his studio this time.

Day 6

HONORS BIO 1180:

Attention Students. There will be a mandatory lecture in room 318 of Sunghyun Memorial Hall today at 3:30 PM. Attendance will count as a grade.

 

Jungkook and Yoongi look at their phones, having received the same message (albeit from different classes).

“Weird. Wonder what this is about. Wanna go together, Hyung?”

“I have a bad feeling about this.”

“Huh?”

“Nothing. Let’s go.”

The two make their way to the room, taking a seat in the empty classroom.

“Maybe we’re just the first to arrive? It’s still only 3:25, right?”

Yoongi doesn’t acknowledge the younger boy, opting to look around the room for any hidden figures or clues to the truth. At 3:30, it’s still just Jungkook and Yoongi, but before the two decide to leave, the lights cut out and the projector screen lowers.

“Jesus fuck. I fucking knew it.”

Jungkook looks to Yoongi confused before a video begins over the projector. a waving Jimin and Taehyung appearing on the screen.

“Fuck.”

The 95 liners laugh into the camera before Jimin smirks and pushes Taehyung onto the bed. Yoongi grimaces as he remembers a specific permission Jimin had called to ask him for earlier. Jimin kisses Taehyung biting at his lips as before moving down his torso, settling between his legs. Taehyung grabs the camera and repositions it on his chest to give a POV shot. Jimin smirks up at the lens as he unzips Taehyung’s pants and caresses his length through his boxers before pulling them down completely.

“Nope. Not watching this. Gotta go.”

Yoongi stands up and walks out of the classroom, being sure to lock the door behind him. No doubt things were about to become a little less than PG-13 in there.

Day 7

“Hey Hyung,” Jimin smirks as Hoseok walks into his dorm. The eldest man freezes halfway between taking his shoes off upon seeing the three naked men splayed across his sofa and each other . Taehyung leans against Jimin, lazily drawing circles on Jungkook’s back as the younger man lays across their laps, his head resting in folded arms laying on Taehyung’s thigh. All three of them are wearing bunny ears, and if the fluffy little tail sticking out of Jungkook’s ass is anything to go by, bunny tail butt plugs. Jimin notices Hoseok’s lingering gaze on the fluffy tuft and pushes on it slightly, pulling a moan out of Jungkook and leaving a small pout on his face.

Hyuunng . That was mean. You said you wouldn’t be mean,” he whines despite pushing back against the plug searching for more.

“Sorry, Bun. Hyungie just seemed a bit intrigued. Look at him, Bun. He can barely take his eyes off you.”

Jungkook glances over to Hoseok, blushing at the blown pupils staring back at him.

“H-Hi, Hyungie.”

The eldest of the four finishes removing his shoes and places his backpack on the ground, eyes never once leaving the three on the couch, Taehyung now lazily nipping at Jimin’s neck, seemingly uninterested in the male staring at them. Hoseok crouches in front of them, placing a finger under Jimin’s chin and lifting it, commanding his attention.

“You and Yoongi really like to play dirty, don’t you? No wonder Taehyung calls you Sin Jr.”

Jimin smiles innocently before lowering his head so that Hoseok’s finger rests on his lips. It’s a clear challenge. If Hoseok backs away, Jimin will win too easily. Not the biggest loss, but still a loss and Hoseok refuses to lose.

“Open.”

Jimin opens his mouth, allowing Hoseok’s finger to slide in, momentarily exploring before another one joins it. Jimin moans around the digits as they press against his tongue, being sure to never break eye contact with Hoseok. Hoseok watches intently as Jimin’s tongue swirls around his fingers, casually adding a third and thrusting them in, smirking as he pushes deep enough for Jimin to choke.

“That’s what you get for teasing, Jiminie,” he chuckles at the grimace he receives in response, “You really thought this would get me, didn’t you?”

Jimin whines as Hobi finally removes his fingers and pulls out his phone while examining them. He puts it on speaker as it rings, smirking when he hears a quiet, half-asleep “Yes?”

“Hey, hyung. Just wondering if I could show our precious Bun and our precious Pup a good time.”

Jimin pouts at the lack of mention of his name, silently praying Yoongi will say no.

“Fine. Whatever. Just take it somewhere else already. You guys are loud.”

"Thanks, hyung," Hoseok smirks, hanging up the phone, eyes full of mischief and glued to Jimin, "Now then. Let's play ."

 

Day 8

Guys I Want to Bone Part 3

2:48 PM

KimTaefuck:

Is it just me or is it oddly quiet today?

SinJr:

Yeah…I haven’t seen anyone but Kookie today and that was just for breakfast.

SinIncarnate:

Any chance everyone just gave up?

SinJr:

Not in a million years

SinIncarnate:

*sigh*

KimTaefuck:

😂

Sorry hyung!

SinJr:

You’re the one who approved Hobi-hyung torturing me yesterday!

You dug your grave now lie in it! 😤

SinIncarnate:

You fuckers broke into my dorm and tried to fuck on my couch!

You’re lucky I was too tired to torture you myself.

Plus. Kookie more than enjoyed it if the way he was moaning was anything to go by-

Speaking of, fuck you Hobi for not taking it out of our dorm like I fucking said. I should count that as you not having permission 😤😠

Sir:

Wait, Babe No.

I’ll make it up to you, I swear.

SinJr:

Hyung, I will do literally anything. Say he broke the rules.

Sir:

You’d like that wouldn’t you, Jimin.

SinJr:

Yes, I would, Hyung.

Very Much.

Sir:

I bet. That way you don’t have to win by your own merit.

Just a technicality.

SinJr:

Woah Hold Up I worked hard to put that together!

Sir:

Really? Looks like you just got naked. Tae and Kookie did the hard part.

SinJr:

😠😠😠

Fine. I’ll prove you fucking wrong.

Sir:

Fucking do it then.

SinJr:

Fucking Fine.

Sir:

Fucking Fine!

SinJr:

Fine!! 😤

SinIncarnate:

OMG

SHUT UP.

Suck each other off already then wait for Saturday like the rest of us.

And yes that counts as fucking permission 😒

KimTaefuck:

Oop.

Yoongi-hyung’s upset.

SinJr:

We’re in trouble 😌💜

Day 9

“Sit,” Yoongi commands as the three youngest boys walk into their apartment. Hoseok is already seated on the couch, pouting at the man standing in front of him. The three younger boys quickly follow instructions, seating themselves next to the dancer.

“Babe-“

“Hush,” Yoongi cuts Hoseok off, opting to look in the mirror rather than at his boyfriend. He doesn’t need to look to see all of the confused and pitiful looks he’s getting. Rolling his eyes, he adjusts the fluffy cat ears resting on his head, the gold bells hanging off the red bows attached to them ringing as he does so. His make-up for this occasion is decidedly perfect, eyeliner accentuating the natural cat shape of his eyes and lip gloss highlighting his cute pout. As for his outfit- well they’d all get to see that in just a moment. He turns back to the boys and clears his throat, calling for their attention.

“Since you all have decided to take this competition ridiculously seriously, and almost exclusively at my expense, I’ve decided to punish all of you at once.”

Yoongi undoes the tie of his robe, casually shrugging it off. Gasps fill the room along with a few mumbled curses. Yoongi twirls showing off his maid outfit, the short skirt spinning out and exposing the red, silk thong beneath them. He hears Hoseok audibly choke and smirks to himself.

“Like what you see?”

The four men stare at him wide-eyed and slack-jawed, stunned into silence. Hoseok gulps as he stands up, hands reaching for Yoongi’s waist.

“Uh-uh. No touching. You four are just going to watch.”

Hoseok frowns as Yoongi picks up a briefcase and sets it on the coffee table in front of them. He opens it to reveal a collection of dildos, vibrators, cock rings, blindfolds, and gags.

“Now, choose.”

Day 10

“Look, Jimin! You know you want to crack!”

“Fuck you, Hoseok! You’re just upset that Yoongi hyung almost made us all lose yesterday!”

“Are we just not going to talk about him finding a way to use everything in that briefcase??”

“Same, Tae. I didn’t even know it was possible for such a tiny man to take a dildo that big.”

“Right???”

“Fuck both of you, I’m not tiny. Also, this is stupid.”

“Well, I’m not caving until Taehyung caves.”

“Oh please. You’re even hard right now, Jungkook. You’re definitely caving before me. Your only hope is Jimin.”

“Like hell I would crack before Kookie. It doesn’t matter anyway because Hoseok’s going to lose!”

“No, Tae will!” “No Jimin will!” “No Hobi will!” “No Kookie will!”

The bickering continues for a moment, gradually getting louder as the men yell over each other. It isn’t until a growl permeates the air, mixing with their ultimately useless feud, that any of them pause.

“Y-Yoongi-hyung?” Tae questions looking over to the visibly pissed-off male.

“All of you, shut up,” Yoongi snarls as he gets in between the four men, looking each of them in the eye. They’d been like this for the past three hours, alternating between arguing and trying to tempt each other into breaking the rules. Yoongi had been hoping that yesterday’s punishment would get them to chill out a little bit, but it seemed to amp them up instead. He’d tried saying yes to everything, saying no to everything, actively participating- but the competition droned on. It’s not even that he minded them competing or anything. It’s just that somehow, despite his best efforts, Yoongi always found himself somehow involved in whatever they were doing. His only reprieve had been fucking himself open with various toys while they watched, but even that hadn’t had the desired effect.

“I’m fucking tired of this. I’ve had to watch and listen and be a part of all of the making out and moaning and touching the entire past week and I swear to god if this keeps up, I’m going to fucking lose it,” Yoongi continues as he approaches Jungkook, grabbing him by his collar and pulling him down to his level, “Do you know how fucking torturous it is,” he kisses Jungkook deeply, biting his lip and growling lightly, “to be surrounded by sexy men trying to make each other horny,” he undoes Jungkook’s belt and zipper with an ease that could only come from years of practice, “24/7??” Yoongi glances at the three other men, smirking at the way their eyes are glued to him- the way they track his fingers sliding up Jungkook’s shirt to flick at a sensitive bud- the way their chests seem to stagnate on a held breath as their minds fill with anticipation.

“Well, guess what, assholes,” the short man sneers, snaking a hand down the front of the youngest’s pants pulling a whimper from his lips, “I fucking lose.”

The three men watch in shock as Yoongi begins fiercely making out with Jungkook while intently jerking him off, the younger moaning into his mouth contently. It’s like the gun calling for the start of a race finally goes off and suddenly everyone is scrambling to expose as much of each others’ skin as possible, lips crashing into lips, fingers exploring foreign escapes, memorizing every line, every mole, every dimple, and noise. Moans. Whimpers. Whines. Gasps. All etiquette and patience kindly sees itself out in favor of Jimin licking hungry stripes up Hoseok’s cock and Taehyung experimentally pushing a finger past Yoongi’s rim, marveling at the breathy keen that flows past his lips. Then they’re switching, Taehyung on his knees in front of Hoseok while Yoongi eats out Jungkook and Jimin fingers them both. The next switch finds Jimin’s high-pitched moans filling the air as he rides Hoseok’s tongue, Jungkook quick to silence them with something thick to suck on, Taehyung and Yoongi sharing a passionate kiss, mostly of heat and tongue, with the younger. They change like this a few more times before it happens. Yoongi is trailing his fingers down Jimin’s chest, softly kissing at the younger man’s nape, when Hoseok speaks.

“Stop.”

Everyone pauses to look at him, following his intense gaze to the eldest of the group. Yoongi stares back at him, eyes full of lust and confusion.

“You lost, Kitten. You know what that means.”

Yoongi’s eyes widen at the realization, a pleading whine leaving his throat. He knows how this goes. Loser gets punished. He could argue that since no one won he should get a pass or that they should all have to agree on his punishment, but he knows better than that- and he knows Hoseok has already come up with something everyone would agree with anyway. 4 against 1.

“Wanna know your punishment, Kitten?”

It’s clear he doesn’t, his eyes plainly saying it all.

“For the next three days, you’re not allowed to touch.”

Chapter Text

Guys I Want to Bone Part 3

11:13 AM

KimTaefuck :

Best.

Weekend.

Ever.

CutestBun :

How are my hyungs all so impossibly sexy?

SinJr :

Natural talent. 😏

Sir :

Effective Communication.

SinJr :

Both.

KimTaefuck :

Who cares what it is?

What matters is that Yoongi-hyung is beautiful and amazing and perfect and god I would fuck him every day if I could.

SinJr :

God I would let you fuck him every day if you could.

CutestBun :

God same.

Can this be a thing?

Hobi-hyung? Yoongi-hyung?

Sir :

Would I happily watch my boyfriend cry with pleasure from being thoroughly overstimulated and fucked from both ends??

Yes. Yes I would.

Would Yoongi let that happen again?

Not until he stops being mad at me for coming up with that punishment when I did 😅

SinJr :

😮

He’s still upset?!

I thought for sure if he enjoyed the weekend, he’d be willing to forgive us.

SinIncarnate :

Oh I enjoyed the weekend very much so.

I even enjoyed being at your mercy.

But I’ll be damned if I let Hobi get away with that stunt he pulled.

KimTaefuck :

I guess denying you a chance to touch after torturing you for a week straight, especially during our first time together may have possibly not been the nicest punishment. 😅😅😥

SinJr :

Well when you put it like that 😭

CutestBun :

Sorry Hyung! 😭

Let us make it up to you? 🥺

SinIncarnate :

No. I think I have a better plan.

Sir :

Fuck.

Babe, I know you’re upset, but this is all new, so go easy, yeah? 😥

SinIncarnate :

 😂😂😂

No fucking way. See you all soon.

I’ve got a date. 😊🖤

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Kitten and Guppy

12:22 PM

Kitten :

Hey, Joonie?

I was wondering if you’d be willing to help Hyung with something?

Guppy :

Sure, Hyung.

What do you need?

Kitten :

Just a little payback.

Hope and that Throuple that was fawning over you decided to be mean this weekend.

Guppy :

Oh- uh. What would you need me to do?

Kitten :

Well since all of them are completely entranced by you and you can more than use some time to relax, I was thinking we could take a vacation! All you have to do is join me and be your usual adorable self.

Guppy :

O////O

Hyuuunngg, I’m not adorable. I’m sexy 😤

Plus, I can’t. I have to work. 😞

Kitten :

Joon, I know you’ve worked both jobs every day for the past two and a half weeks while taking classes and producing music. I know you’re stressed out and legally, they’re obligated to give you the day off if you ask for it at this point.

Come on, Joonie.

You deserve some R&R

For Hyung? 🥺💜

Guppy :

I have bills to pay, Hyung 😭

Rent is due on the 30 th , and my landlord raised the rent, so I can’t afford to take any time off.

Kitten :

What!?

That asshat really raised the rent on that shithole??

- No offense.

Guppy :

It’s fine. It’s yucky and dangerous and sometimes there are roaches, but it’s home 😌💜

Most importantly, it’s what I can afford.

Kitten :

I still say you should live in our dorm, but I already know you’re just going to insist that you don’t want to get Hobi and I in trouble for letting someone else live with us without paying.

…………

Wait so hypothetically, if you suddenly didn’t have to pay rent this month, you could take some time off?

Guppy :

Yes. But please don’t threaten my landlord….again.

Last time you did that, I almost got kicked out.

Kitten :

Well my bad for yelling at the 46 year old creep hitting on my clearly too young for him best friend 😤😒

Next time I’ll just hold up a sign with an arrow pointing to you and the words “FREE JOONIE”

Guppy :

😮😮 Hyung!

…Although that may convince him to lower the rent 🤔

Kitten :

Namjoon, no.

No trading sex for shelter. Period.

Guppy :

Yeah yeah I’m just kidding Hyung….mostly.

Anyway, I’ve gotta get to class.

Please don’t do anything to my landlord! He knows you’re with me and I can’t explain away another attack!

Love you hyung! 😊💜

Kitten :

🙄 I swear. You threaten to shove a wrench up someone’s butt one time and suddenly you’ve got a reputation 😤

I love you too Joonie 😤💜😤

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Royalty and Peasant

6:52 PM

King :

Oi.

Brat.

You never explained.

Jester :

???

King :

The reason you were avoiding your boyfriends??

Jester :

Oh! Uh- yeah. That.

You see what had happened was

King :

Yes??

Jester :

I was avoiding Jimin’s friend Hobi because he’s really hot and he made me insecure but not on purpose and I want him to fuck me but it’s ok because I told him and his boyfriend and over the weekend, we all fucked his boyfriend- who is not very happy with us by the way because he lost this competition and as punishment he wasn’t allowed to touch all weekend- and so now we’re in like a friends with benefits type of thing?

I guess??

King :

……

What the fuck Jungkook.

Jester :

Uhhhh which part?

King :

“which part?”

FUCKING ALL OF IT???

Jester :

😅

It’s not as complicated as it sounds really.

Every once in a while, everyone kisses each other’s boyfriends.

Oo Oo and hyung, guess what!

Hobi and his boyfriend are a part of Bangtan Boys!

And his boyfriend is the rap icon Agust D.

King :

I-

I swear I leave you alone for 2 seconds and all of a sudden you’re having orgies with famous rappers. 🤦♂️

So what do these new guys look like?

Jester :

This is Hobi aka Jhope.

And Yoongi aka Suga aka Agust D

King :

Oh wow.

They are…wow.

How are all of your university friends so hot??

And more importantly, how the hell did you end up sleeping with all of them??

Jester :

I’m just skilled like that 😏

King :

🙄

Jester :

Seriously though, I have no idea how I got this lucky.

Shameful as it is, I’m lowkey hoping I can stay this lucky long enough to maybe possibly seduce the cute psychology major.

You’ll never guess who he is hyung.

King :

?

Jester :

Meet Kim Namjoon aka RM

King :

……

Jungkook.

I thought we agreed you wouldn’t send any more pictures of walking wet dreams without warning me first 😊

Jester :

God, Hyung, he’s fucking perfect.

I would sacrifice the world for him.

King :

Perfect is an understatement, Jungkook.

I can’t believe I’m saying this but…

This man might even be WorldWide…

I mean obviously not WorldWide Handsome because that’s me but he could be like

WorldWide Beautiful or something like that.

Jester :

Woah.

Back off Hyung, I saw him first.

King :

Sorry Kookie.

A man that beautiful deserves to be wined, dined, and treated to only the most luxurious things.

What else do you know about him?

Jester :

I’m not telling 😤

King :

Spill or I’ll hold a press conference at your school and reveal your lineage.

Jester :

😮

You wouldn’t dare.

King :

You’re right. I wouldn’t.

I’m a jerk, not an asshole.

Remind me again why you don’t want anyone to know you’re heir to one of the biggest companies in Korea?

I personally find that people automatically show you the respect you deserve when they know.

Jester :

Exactly. I prefer people to like me for me-

Not that they don’t like you for you. But you’re good at figuring out who’s genuine. I’m not.

King :

Ok understandable but you haven’t even told your boyfriends yet.

I’m certain they like you for you.

Plus haven’t they ever questioned how you’ve been so many places or how you can afford such nice stuff without a job?

Jester :

Um…so see…like…

They don’t really know about anything other than the apartment.

And I explained that a family friend owns the building.

King :

🤦♂️

Shame.

Fine, but you have to tell them soon.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to see a private investigator about one Kim Namjoon.

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Guys I Want to Bone Part 3

1:32 PM

KimTaefuck :

Uuuuggghhhhhh

I’m bored. 🥺

CutestBun :

We could go to the gym?

KimTaefuck :

I said I’m bored. Not “I crave death.”

SinJr :

Lmaoo

Come dance with me Tae.

KimTaefuck :

Non-dance majors are still banned from the studio 😭

Hobi-Hyung? Yoongi-Hyung?

Can I come hang out with you?? 🥺💜

Sir :

I can’t.

I’m helping some other dance majors with their performances for the spring showcase.

Speaking of, Jimin, You need to get on that.

SinJr :

I still need the music 😤

Yoongi-hyung 😭

SinIncarnate :

Sorry, Tae.

I’m spending the afternoon with Joonie.

I told him about the showcase and he said he’d really like to make the music for you, Jiminie.

SinJr :

OoO

The Etheral God wants to make music for ME???

CutestBun :

You’re hanging out with Namjoon-ssi without us??!

KimTaefuck :

I want to hangout with you and Namjoon-ssi!! 😭😭😭

SinIncarnate :

Yes, Yes, and No.

This is me and Joonie time.

Not even Hoseok is invited.

Sir :

😮

Hurt.

I thought Joonie was busy for the next two weeks?

SinIncarnate :

I secretly paid his rent for the month with some leftover money from the D-2 sales that way I could convince him to take a week off.

Today we’re just planning, but next week, I’ll have Joonie all to myself 😊🖤

Sir :

OoO

HURT.

SinJr :

Hyung 😭

KimTaefuck :

Can we at least meet him once?! 😭

CutestBun :

Hyung, you love me remember 🥺💜

SinIncarnate :

I love Joonie more 😊

I’ll send you guys pictures though 😊😊

SinJr :

🥺

This is because of the punishment isn’t it?

Sir :

This is unfair 😤

Joonie rarely takes full days off

You can’t just keep him to yourself 😤😤😤

SinIncarnate :

Sorry, Babe.

I already got us tickets to some museums and an aquarium in Daegu-

Oh yeah and I’m taking the week off to travel around Korea with him.

He’s so excited to hunt for crabs on the beach.

KimTaefuck :

🥺🥺🥺

I wanna gooo 😭

SinJr :

Wait what beaches are you going to?

Maybe Koo and I can join you since our families live in Busan!

The beaches there are beautiful and Namjoon-ssi would look so pretty on them 🥺

SinIncarnate :

No.

No crashing my Joonie week.

I’ll fight all of you.

CutestBun :

Pleeaassee Hyung?

We don’t even have to stay the whole time.

We just want to spend one day with him- one hour even!

SinIncarnate :

…..Fine.

You three can join us on our final excursion. IF you can pay your way there

An American artist wants to collaborate with me on a song, so he agreed to pay for me to go to America for three days. Since he wants me to come during my Joonie week, I asked him if I could bring Joon as my translator. We’ll work on the music for a day and a half then I’ll be free to hangout.

SinJr :

😮

YOU’RE GOING TO AMERICA??

Sir :

YOU’RE TAKING JOONIE TO AMERICA??

KimTaefuck :

😭😭😭

HOW ARE WE GONNA MAKE ENOUGH TO GO TO AMERICA IN A WEEK??

SinIncarnate :

Beats me.

I wish you all luck though. 😊🖤

Sir :

Wait….You said you three…

There are four of us?

SinIncarnate :

Well, when I said that me and Joonie are also a part of Bangtan Boys, the artist I’m working with expressed interest in meeting all three of us. I told him I’d have to check your schedule 😊

Sir :

……

I’m at your mercy for the next week aren’t I?

SinIncarnate :

Only if you want to go to America with Joonie and I. 😊

KimTaefuck :

Is this what Yoongi-hyung getting even looks like?? 😭

How’s he so cruel?? 😭😭😭

SinJr :

He’s usually not this bad 😭

This is downright evil 💀😭💀

CutestBun :

But if we can get the money to come, we can??

SinIncarnate :

Yeah.

I’ll even leave Sunday open so we can plan what to do together.

I just need to know by Monday.

And you guys are welcome to share a hotel with us. There are 2 queen size beds in there.

SinJr :

It’s nearly impossible…

BUT WE CAN DO IT!!

😤😭

KimTaefuck :

RIGHT!

THE THREE AMIGOS CAN ACHIEVE ANYTHING THEY SET THEIR MINDS TO

😤😤😭

I know!

We can do a car wash!

SinJr :

We could dance downtown for tips!

And I could offer dance lessons at the Y!

Or do make up for parties!

KimTaefuck :

I could do some mainstream modeling for local companies!

And pick up some odd jobs!

We can do it!

CutestBun :

We’ll see you in America Hyung! 😊

SinIncarnate :

Looking forward to it 😊

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Yoongi Simping Hours Open

2:31 PM

Sir :

You’re so mean, Kitten. ☹️

Kitten :

Karma’s a bitch 😏🖤

Sir :

🙄💜

You know they’re not going to have enough right?

Kitten :

Yeah.

I have a little extra set aside just in case. It isn’t enough for all three of them, but hopefully I can sell more copies and pick up some work. I was planning to do some gigs anyway so I could treat Joonie to a nice dinner.

Sir :

😮

You little brat.

You were planning to bring them anyway, weren’t you?

Kitten :

Hush.

Sir :

My Kitten is such a big softie.

I’m so in love. 😍

Kitten :

Don’t think this means you’re off the hook or that you’re automatically going.

I can still tell him you’re too busy.

Sir :

😮

Brat. 😠

Kitten :

You love me 😚

Sir :

I do 😤

 

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Guys I Want to Bone Part 3

7:24 PM

SinJr :

😭

This isn’t working!

No one is signing up for classes or makeup and apparently, I need a permit to busk for tips downtown.

KimTaefuck :

I know 😭

No one is looking for models right now and I’ve only got two odd jobs so far.

With the money from that plus the money I have saved, it’s only $312 🥺

SinJr :

I have $200 but I was saving that for rent. 😞

What about you Kookie?

CutestBun :

Oh uh

I’m still trying to work something out 😅

SinJr :

We’re never going to America 😞😞😞

KimTaefuck :

We’re never going to meet Namjoon-ssi

(sadmeme)

CutestBun :

Guys ☹️

Don’t give up hope yet.

There’re are still 5 days until Monday. We still have some time.

SinJr :

Right!

KimTaefuck :

Right!

SinJr :

We’ll just…sell our bodies or something? Idk.

SinIncarnate :

No.

SinJr :

😤

The point is, we’ll figure it out.

SinIncarnate :

In a legal manner that’s not in any way harmful to your mental or physical health =_=

I don’t want anyone getting hurt, understood?

KimTaefuck :

We’ll be smart Hyung ☹️

I just really wanna go.

SinIncarnate :

You know you guys can still meet Joonie after we get back right?

SinJr :

Yeah but we wanted to go with you guys ☹️

Even if we could somehow go later, our hyungs wouldn’t be there so it wouldn’t be as fun.

Sir :

🥺💜

You guys are so sweet.

Tell you what. I’ll let you teach my dance classes for the week and you can keep the money.

And Tae, the photography and art clubs are always looking for models. It doesn’t pay a lot, but it’s $25-$50 per shoot, $100 if you’re willing to pose naked.

Kookie, I don’t know what you want to do, but I’m sure I could help.

SinJr :

😮

🥺💜

KimTaefuck :

🥺💜🥺

We love you Hobi-hyung!! 😭😭😭

SinJr :

Praise Hobi-Hyung

Savior of Man 😭😭😭😭

CutestBun :

Thanks Hyung.

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Royalty and Peasant

8:17 PM

Jester :

How do I buy my boyfriends tickets to America and the Presidential Suite at a 5-star hotel without exposing that I’m heir one of the largest companies in Korea?

King :

Simple.

First:

You stop being a coward.

Second:

You tell your boyfriends the truth.

Third:

You buy them tickets then spoil them rotten.

Jester :

Hardee Fucking Har

You’re a real comedian aren’t ya?

King :

Fine.

Just don’t go. 🙄

What even made you want to take them to America in the first place??

Jester :

Yoongi-hyung is taking Namjoon-ssi to America and he said we could join them if we pay our way.

We really want to but no way we’d realistically come up with the money that fast. 😞

King :

Namjoon?

As in Kim Namjoon?

Next time lead with that, brat.

The solution is simple.

You can say I paid for your tickets.

Jester :

Great plan except they don’t know I know you and even if they did, they’d never accept such a large amount of money without working for it.

King :

Fine.

I’ll put out an “ad” for maids and you guys can clean my mansion for the price of 3 plane tickets.

Jester :

.....That could work?

But your house is never dirty! 😭

They’d never buy that you’d pay them that much to pick up a few stray crumbs!

King :

😤

You’re making this complicated.

Fine.

I’ll hold an internet contest to win 3 plane tickets to America and you’ll win them.

You’ll need to use a fake name and account. If another billionaire wins, everyone will know it was rigged.

Ridiculously hard and unnecessary, but for Namjoon’s sake, I’ll do it.

Jester :

What?

King :

I said I’ll do it because I love you, now when do you need the tickets by?

Jester :

Monday…

Hyung what are you plotting??

King :

Do you want the tickets or not?

Jester :

…………

Yeah.

Thanks Hyung.

King :

No problem, Kookie 😊

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97 Liners

9:05 PM

Kookie :

You know that feeling when your hyung is plotting something, but you need him to do something for you so you have to decide if you want to risk it all or give up?

Anyway, Jin hyung might be planning to kill me or something, so if I die…y’know.

Yugy :

Lol 😂😂😂

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Guys I Want to Bone Part 3

1:46 PM

SinJr :

Tae!

Update!

KimTaefuck :

With the modeling for clubs and some loose change I found I have a total of $636

And we still have 3 days left!

SinJr :

Yes!

Hobi’s classes have been going well too!

And everyone thinks I’m really pretty so they’ve been giving me tips 😊

I’m at $583!

KimTaefuck :

Yes! If we keep this up, we’ll definitely have enough by Monday!

And I haven’t even had to get naked yet!

SinIncarnate :

….I feel like I started something.

Have you guys even gone to class this week??

KimTaefuck :

Not important 😌

SinJr :

Jungkookie, how are you doing?

CutestBun :

I found a few competitions!

One in particular looked really promising so I signed up!

www.worldwidehandsomesworldwidecompetition.com

All you have to do is impress this guy Kim Seokjin and he’ll give you three tickets to anywhere in America!

Roundtrip!

KimTaefuck :

OoO

Jimin and I will enter too then!

Sir :

I’ll throw my name in too.

And I’m sure Yoongi has an old rap video around somewhere that I can submit in his name.

SinIncarnate :

You really want to put your ticket at risk like that, huh? 👀

Sir :

For my dongseangs?

Any day.

SinJr :

Hyung 🥺💜

KimTaefuck :

Hyungie we can’t ask you to do that.

Yoongi-hyung is savage. 😅 I don’t think he’ll spare you just because you’d be helping us.

CutestBun :

Yeah and I’m certain the three of us can win! 😊

Sir :

Don’t worry about me.

It’s Thursday.

When does the competition end?

CutestBun :

Sunday at 12pm.

But Hyung, we want you there too. 🥺🥺💜

Sir :

Don’t worry, Bun.

Yoongi-hyung isn’t as cruel as you think 😊

SinIncarnate :

Murder. 💀

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Royalty and Peasant

2:42 PM

Jester :

Alright I entered under the name @KimJiyongIsGreat

Jimin, Tae, and Hobi-hyung are entering too.

And I think Yoongi-hyung?? Idk. Hobi-hyung said he would risk it all for us.

King :

Passionate.

I got your entry.

So do you want me to pick you or one of the men you’re sleeping with?

Jester :

Anything is fine.

Just- not Yoongi-hyung.

I don’t want to give him any reason to not let us go 😅

King :

This “Yoongi-hyung” sounds vicious.

I like him. A man after my own heart.

Jester :

Oh Yoongi-hyung is far more savage than you hyung.

By the way, he’s a year younger than you.

King :

Then I’m still the oldest of all your friends.

First once again.

Anyway, start packing your bags.

You’re going to America.

Also send me the money for the tickets so I can buy them.

A private jet is far too obvious.

Jester :

Yeah Yeah.

Your Venmo is still @BestManInTheWorld right?

King :

Yup.

Jester :

Sending it now.

King :

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Guys I Want to Bone Part 3

4:31 PM

KimTaefuck :

Money check…

Let’s go.

SinJr :

….We don’t have enough do we? 😞

KimTeafuck :

I got to $987

And I’m out of gigs. 😞

SinJr :

$900 even 😭

Jungkook??

CutestBun :

$683

But hey!

There’s still the competition right! The winners will be announced tomorrow!

SinJr :

……

We’re never going to America 😞😞😞

KimTaefuck :

☹️

Minnie…

CutestBun :

Guys…There’s still hope.

The competition…

SinJr :

That literally a million people entered.

There’s no way we win.

CutestBun :

You underestimate how talented we all are. 😤

Plus Hobi-hyung entered! He’s a famous rapper! No way we all lose!

SinJr :

……

I guess so.

Let’s keep our fingers crossed

KimTaehyung :

……$987+$900+$683…$2,570

……that’s enough for at least two of us to go, right?

Then you guys go, ok?

SinJr :

What?

No Tae you made the most out of all of us. If anything you and Kookie should go.

Kookie was really excited to meet Joonie.

CutestBun :

Jimin, no. I can wait until they get back.

If anything, I’d want you two to go. I still have the rest of the week to raise money. You guys go enjoy.

KimTaefuck :

Kookie, we wouldn’t go without you.

SinJr :

Well what makes you think we’d go without you?!

SinIncarnate :

Enough.

I was going to wait until tomorrow to tell you, but I saved up to help you all pay.

That said, you can all go whether you win the competition or not.

SinJr :

😮😮😮

Hyung 😭

KimTaefuck :

God I’m fucking in love right now.

Yoongi-hyung is so fucking amazing I’m gonna cry 💜😭💜

SinJr :

We don’t deserve a hyung this sweet and kind

Thank you Hyung!! 💜😭💜😭💜

CutestBun :

I-

Yoongi-hyung….does this mean you were always planning on taking us?

SinIncarnate :

Hush.

Sir :

Yup! My Kitten is the sweetest ever!

I can’t wait to marry him one day 😌💜

SinIncarnate :

😳

HUSH.

Anyway, don’t say I never did anything for you guys.

SinJr :

We love you Hyung!!

KimTaefuck :

Very very much!!

CutestBun :

Best Hyung Award goes to Yoongi-hyung always and forever 😌💜

SinIncarnate :

Yeah yeah

…..i love you too 😒🖤

SinJr :

 :0

KimTaefuck :

He said it!! :O

SinJr :

This just in: Yoongi-hyung finally admits he loves us 😊💜

KimTaefuck :

I can finally die happy 💜😌💜

SinIncarnate :

🙄

Go to Bed. 😤

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Guys I Want to Bone Part 3

12:15 PM

SinIncarnate :

Before I kill everyone and myself, I must ask.

Hoseok. What made you wake up and choose death?

Sir :

??

SinIncarnate :

I just got an email.

About the competition.

I won.

SinJr :

Oh congratulations Hyungie!

We’re so proud of you!

Sir :

Oh yay!

Now everyone can save their money and the maknaes can go!

CutestBun :

😮 I can’t believe you won Hyung?!?

What’d you submit??

SinIncarnate :

Funny thing Kookie.

Hoseok did my submission.

So you can imagine my surprise when I got an email that said “Congratulations, Yoongi-ssi! You’ve won three (3) plane tickets to America! I really enjoyed your rap video, it was amazing! I hope you don’t mind, but it was so good that I’ve decided to put it on youtube so everyone can see it! Here’s the link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBwBU2w5ddI

Sir :

FUCK.

SinJr :

Omg.

Hyung is that you?!

SinIncarnate :

Shut the fuck up.

I was like 18 in that video. It was an audition for our main sponsor Bang PD-nim

KimTaefuck :

Aw Hyungie you were so cute!

SinJr :

And you did so well!

CutestBun :

Our hyung really is so amazing. 😌💜

SinIncarnate :

Stop it.

Sir :

Babe, I swear to you that is not the video I meant to submit.

I would never do that to you, I promise.

You know me Yoongi, You know I would never.

SinIncarnate :

That doesn’t mean I’m not upset about it.

You know how I feel about that video, Hoseok.

SinJr :

 ??

What’s wrong hyung?

The video is good?

You did good.

SinIncarnate :

Jimin, it’s not funny. Just stop.

Sir :

Baby, I’m sorry. Really. Let me make it up to you ok?

KimTaefuck :

I’m confused… why is Yoongi-hyung upset?

Sir :

Just leave it alone for now guys. I’ll explain it to you later.

Yoongi, please?

???

Min?

………

I’m coming home, ok?

Just stay there.

Chapter Text

“Yoongi?” Hoseok calls out as he steps into the dorm. All the lights are off, and it’s quiet outside of the air conditioner humming and sputtering away as it puts in its best effort to keep the dorm cool. He continues in, searching Yoongi’s usual spots before coming to his bedroom door. It’s rare that either of them use the second bedroom in their dorm-Yoongi’s room-, typically opting to sleep in the same bed, but their bedroom had been empty. Sighing, he hesitantly knocks as he speaks again.

“Yoongi? ....Yoongi, please let me in.”

It takes a moment or two, but eventually, the door cracks open to reveal a peek of fluffy mint hair resting over red eyes and puffy cheeks. Hoseok feels his heart drop at the sight.

“Baby…”

“I’m fine.”

Yoongi opens the door more, turning away from Hoseok as he “stealthily” wipes tears from his eyes. To Hoseok, it was more than obvious what he was doing. The younger male takes a hesitant step into the room before grabbing Yoongi’s waist and turning him around. If pitiful expressions were enough to break a heart, Hobi’s would’ve been shattered a million times over. The short male plants his eyes on Hoseok’s chest, trying and failing to simply will away the drops cascading from his tear ducts. He hadn’t even wanted to cry honestly. Hated crying actually. He just felt so-…..

“Baby. Yoongi. Precious. I am so, so sorry. I should’ve double-checked before I hit send. I already sent this Jin guy an email asking him to take it down immediately, so hopefully, he will. Please don’t be mad?”

“….I’m not mad,” Yoongi sniffles, “Just-…what if it’s like last time?”

Hoseok sighs, wiping away a stray tear falling down Yoongi’s face with his thumb as he tilts Yoongi’s head up to look at him, “It won’t be. Do you know why?”

The elder man looks at him confused and shakes his head, Hoseok cooing at his cute pout.

“This time is different because back then, you were an 18-year-old kid with everything to lose. You’ve grown so much since then. You’re a famous rapper with millions of followers and you’re about to collaborate with an American celebrity. Everyone starts somewhere and sometimes those times are tough and embarrassing, but Baby you’re so far past that. Your fans love you so much. Really they’ll just be happy when they finally find out that it’s you. And you know they’ll go to war for you if anyone has shit to say. They always do. Trust me, Min. We have your back. Your fans. Our friends. Me, especially.  It’ll be ok.”

Hoseok kisses him softly on the lips then once under each eye causing the shorter man to giggle.

“God, you’re so beautiful,” Hobi smiles as he plants another kiss on pouty lips, “I love you.”

I love you too.

XoXo

OXox

XOXO

oXoX

Hoseok created a chat with Jungkook , Taehyung , and Jimin

4:23 PM

Hoseok :

Hey guys.

Sorry about earlier. I know Yoongi was a bit short with all of you.

Jimin :

Hyung, is he ok??

Taehyung :

He seemed really upset. Like genuinely upset.

Jungkook :

We’re worried about him.

Hoseok :

That video is from his senior year of high school, about a year before we started dating. Yoongi auditioned with Bang PD-nim’s company, Big Hit. It was just starting up, so it seemed perfect for high schoolers trying to make it big. He, of course, passed the audition, but he didn’t know that all passing auditions would be put on the company’s website. One of his classmates that had also auditioned was pissed off that Yoongi passed and he didn’t, so he sent a video of himself trashing Yoongi’s audition to the whole school. Next thing we knew, Yoongi was the target of the entire student body. It wasn’t unbearable at first. They mostly just mocked him in class or pushed him in the hallway. They even printed out stills from the video and put them on his locker every day. I tried to help at first, Namjoon too, but it only added fuel to the fire. People started bullying him for “needing his juniors to protect him”. Rumors started circulating about him trading sex for our protection- which would’ve been fine if not for the assholes that took that as an invitation. If I had a dollar for every time one of us almost got suspended for fighting that year, I’d be rich. And of course the stupid teachers did nothing.

I remember once this dickwad walked into class and punched Yoongi in the stomach right in front of his teacher and when I asked the teacher why he didn’t do anything he said “You’re the one he’s blowing for protection, not me. You handle it.” If not for Joonie dragging me away, I definitely would’ve gotten expelled that day. As time went on, things just got worse and worse. With teachers not caring and the rumors spreading quicker than the cheerleaders’ legs after practice, Yoongi started getting beat up more. Every day brought fresh bruises and every time he’d just shake it off and say he was fine.

Honestly, Yoongi wasn’t as scary or stand-offish back then. He was more like the Yoongi only his close friends know. Eventually, he got fed up with it. He stopped being as friendly to strangers and trusting people. He even learned how to fight. In the end, the only thing that fixed the situation was when that jackass who spread the video in the first place tried to jump him and Yoongi kicked his ass.

Jungkook :

………

What the Actual Fuck.

Jimin :

Just curious, Hyung, what was the name of this guy?

And also your entire student body?

I promise I just want to talk.

Taehyung :

I don’t.

I’m going to commit murder.

Hoseok :

Guys no.

Yoongi worked so hard to put it behind him and prove them all wrong. No need to drag up bad memories.

Plus I already handled it. When he jumped Yoongi, I called the police and took video. He got charged with aggravated assault and once the video got out, he was banned from every college, entertainment company, and big business in Korea. As for the others, when he was arrested, the full story got out- even made the news. Yoongi had stopped caring enough to expose everyone who had wronged them, but Namjoon personally wrote a letter to the superintendent detailing everything that had happened and who did what. Those students were expelled from the school district and a few of them were sent to juvie or fined.

Taehyung :

Not good enough.

They hurt my Yoongi-hyung.

I’ll fucking kill them.

Hoseok :

Tae.

Look. If you guys want to help, come to our dorm a little later. Bring snacks and ice cream and blankets. And as much Soju as you can carry. I wanna spoil him tonight.

Jimin :

Of course Hyung….I can’t promise I’m just going to forget this, but I’ll try.

We all will.

Jungkook :

I’m going to buy so many snacks 😤

Taehyung :

I’m already packing every blanket we own 😤😠😤

Jimin :

We’ll be there in 2 hours 💜

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Royalty and Peasant

5:06 PM

Jester :

What the hell Jin.

Royalty :

Woah.

I knew you’d be upset I chose Yoongi to win, but dropping honorifics is a bit much, don’t you think?

His video was the best. I couldn’t deny him that.

Jester :

Well you should’ve.

Hoseok-hyung accidentally submitted the wrong video and now Yoongi-hyung is upset.

The last time that video got out he got seriously bullied by his entire school and now you’ve put it right back online for your millions of followers to see.

I swear if they start bullying him online, you and I are going to fight.

Royalty :

Wait what?

What do you mean he got bullied?? That video was amazing.

That’s literally why I picked it.

Jester :

It happened in high school apparently and it really fucking hurt him so please take the video down immediately.

Royalty :

Yeah. Fuck. Of course, Jungkookie.

Please tell Yoongi I’m sorry. If I had known, I never would’ve posted it.

Jester :

I can’t. You know I can’t.

Royalty :

Coward.

Just say you emailed me explaining the situation and that I emailed you back apologizing.

Oh wait. It looks like someone already emailed me about it. Jung Hoseok?

Jester :

Hobi-hyung.

Good. You can email him. Just please. Take the video down.

Royalty :

Already did. I also have my tech people monitoring the network for reposts and deleting them along with any hateful comments.

I just hope Yoongi can forgive me….

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“Hyung!! It’s us!!”

Jimin, Jungkook, and Taehyung excitedly clamber into Hoseok and Yoongi’s dorm, placing their loot on the coffee table.

“Jesus Christ guys. When I said bring snacks, I didn’t mean bring the whole grocery store.”

“You weren’t specific enough, Hyung.”

“Where’s Yoongi-hyung?”

“’M right here,” a voice mumbles from beneath a pile of blankets on the sofa.

“Ahh! Holy fuck, hyung, you scared me,” Jungkook yells having jumped nearly ten feet away, Jimin falling on the floor laughing at his boyfriend. Yoongi mumbles an apology as he sits up, still cocooned in the blankets, and the other men can’t help but coo at the eyes and fluffy fringe peeking out at them.

“We brought you snacks, hyung. Also, we’re sorry about earlier,” Jimin frowns, “We really meant what we said.”

“I know. I’m sorry too. I was hurt over past stuff and I overreacted a bit. Forgive me?”

“Of course we forgive you hyung!” Taehyung sits next to Yoongi, somehow managing to worm his way into the cocoon and squish his tiny hyung in a tight embrace.

“Yah! I said forgive me, not torture me!”

Taehyung giggles as he presses kisses to Yoongi’s face, ignoring the way the older male grumbles about it. Jungkook looks to Hoseok, silently asking for permission. When he receives a nod in response, he bends over, gently taking Yoongi’s face into his hand, staring as he runs his thumb over the soft skin of his hyung’s cheek. When they finally meet eyes, both men are blushing, Yoongi at the intensity in Jungkook’s eyes and Jungkook at his hyung himself.

“Beautiful,” the youngest mumbles to himself causing the tiny man to blush more. Neither of them is sure who actually starts it, but within moments, their lips are meeting in a saccharine kiss, soft and gentle as though the kiss itself were delicate, and should either man push too hard it would break.

“We love you, hyung,” Jungkook speaks as he finally pulls away, “We’d do anything for you….We never want you to be sad again.”

“That’s a bit unrealistic, don’t you think Kookie? Hyung is only human after all.”

“Can it. You know what I meant, Jimin.”

Jungkook throws a pillow at the snickering man before getting up to help arrange the things on the coffee table.

“Wow. I thought Hobi was being dramatic but you guys really did buy the whole grocery store didn’t you?? How did you even pay for all this??? Or find it????”

“Well,” Tae pouts, “Hobi-hyung said you were sad, so since we won those plane tickets, we decided to spend some of the money we earned on snacks. We couldn’t really remember everything you like, so we just got a little bit of everything.”

“And we brought soju and dinner,” Jimin comments as he lays out various take-out containers, “Also not sure what you might want so we brought japchae, bbq, jajangmyeon, fried chicken, tteokbokki, and hotteok in case you wanted something sweet instead. Oh! Also this!” Jimin holds up a fluffy grey sweater with a black cat head sown on the chest, the cat seeming a bit tired and disinterested, “We thought it kind of looked like you!”

Yoongi can’t help his huffed laugh as he takes the clearly too big for him sweater. Still, he decides to put it on, half-heartedly scolding Tae for trying to play with his nipples as he changes. It fits about as well as he thought it would- that is: he’s swimming in it. Honestly though, that’s the way he likes it.

“It’s perfect. You guys are so sweet….Just one thing though? Who said I was giving you guys those plane tickets??”

Jungkook’s jaw drops, wide doe eyes staring at Yoongi.

Hyungie !” Taehyung whines, hanging off of the elder male. Jimin simply stares in shock.

“Babe….?”

Suddenly, Yoongi begins laughing, the serious look falling from his face as his gummy smile shows to the world.

“I’m kidding! The tickets are yours. We only entered the contest for you guys anyway, and I want you guys there.”

“Hyung, I love you, but please stop giving me heart attacks,” Jungkook cries as Jimin breathes a sigh of relief.

“Still a notoriously good bullshitter I see,” Hoseok comments as he rolls his eyes and passes Yoongi a beer, smirk tugging at his lips, “My Kitten is so mean to his dongsaengs.”

“You love me.”

“I do.”

“I said it once and I’ll say it again. No one else is doing it like Sope! Power couple right here. So amazing. I love them. I’m in love with them. Clap in the comments if you’re in love with Sope like I am.”

The four men laugh, clapping at Jimin’s dramatics.

“So babe. What do you want to do tonight?”

“Well, if I’m lucky, get drunk off my ass, then the four of you.”

Pardon?”

“To Do: 1. Get drunk. 2: The four of you…..3: have fun hanging out but only if there’s time between 1 and 2.”

“Babe, I don’t think-“

Taehyung cuts Hoseok off, snaking a hand around Yoongi’s waist, “ As you wish, hyung .”

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Guys I Want to Bone Part 3 (Mon)

8:18 AM

SinIncarnate:

Why do I smell burning??

SinJr:

In theory, Tae and I may have been trying to make waffles.

SinIncarnate:

In theory?

SinJr:

Yes, in theory.

And in theory, we may have briefly set the waffle iron on fire.

But it’s ok!!

Because in theory we already put the fire out and nothing is broken or damaged!

SinIncarnate:

I-

I’m going back to sleep.

Kookie, stop lurking and roll over so we can cuddle.

CutestBun:

Yes hyung 😌💜

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Guys I Want to Bone Part 3

11:34 AM

KimTaefuck:

I can’t believe you wouldn’t let us take you and Namjoon-ssi to the train station. I’m hurt.

SinIncarnate:

You’re just hurt because you wanted to see where he lives 🙄

KimTaefuck:

That’s not the point! 😤

SinJr:

Have fun on your trip hyung!

Tell Namjoon-ssi I hope he has fun too!

SinIncarnate:

I will

By the way, he said you guys can call him hyung since he’s sure you guys are great anyway.

He’s excited to meet you.

CutestBun:

🥺💜

He’s precious.

KimTaefuck:

Tell Joonie-hyung we love him! 😤😭

SinIncarnate:

Yah! He said you can call him hyung, not Joonie. Also, absolutely not.

I swear, give Tae an inch and all of a sudden he has a mile.

KimTaefuck:

You love me.

SinIncarnate:

……

Who are you again?

KimTaefuck:

OoO

SinJr:

Lmaoo 😂

Tell Namjoon-hyung we’re looking forward to meeting him too!

SinIncarnate:

I will.

Remember, your flight leaves at 12 am Friday morning and land in New York around 3 pm

Joonie, Hoseok, and I will be leaving earlier to give ourselves time to deal with jet lag, so we’ll meet you at the hotel. Be safe while you travel. Don’t run off with strangers. Make sure you study some English and download some translating apps.

SinJr:

Thanks mom!

You be safe too! 😭

SinIncarnate:

Brat 💀

You’re lucky I already transferred your ticket.

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Guys I want to Bone Part 3 (Mon)

3:15 PM

SinIncarnate changed his name to JoonieSimp1

JoonieSimp1:

Nothing against anyone here, but I’m leaving all of you for Namjoon.

Sir:

Completely understandable, but may I ask why?

SinJr:

Do we even need to ask??

I mean. He’s Namjoon-hyung.

I too would leave all of you for him.

KimTaefuck:

I want to feel betrayed but yeah same.

And we all know Kookie wouldn’t even have to think about it.

CutestBun:

OoO

Would too! I love you guys 🥺💜

JoonieSimp1:

 

CutestBun:

………

CutestBun changed his name to JoonieSimp2

SinJr:

………

Ok same.

SinJr changed his name to JoonieSimp3

KimTaefuck changed his name to JoonieSimp4

JoonieSimp4:

Hobi-hyung?

Sir:

Eh. Joonie has called me Sir before.

I’ll keep it.

JoonieSimp2:

Wait What.

Sir:

😏

Anyway, have fun, Kitten.

Go enjoy the aquarium with Joonie 💜

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Guys I Want to Bone Part 3 (Tues)

12:39 PM

JoonieSimp3 changed the chat name to Joonie Simps Anonymous

JoonieSimp4:

D-3 until we leave for America!

Well D-4 technically but we leave at midnight so D-3!

Is everyone packed?!

JoonieSimp3:

I can’t decide what to wear ☹️

Should I go cute or sexy??

JoonieSimp2:

Just be like Tae and pack 3 suitcases.

Sir:

You guys know we’re only going for 3 days right??

One suitcase should be more than enough

JoonieSimp3:

First of all.

You can never have too much clothing with you.

Secondly.

We’re going to meet Namjoon-hyung for the first time and I’ll be damned if I show up looking like anything less than the entire buffet.

JoonieSimp2:

Minnie, are you trying to seduce Namjoon when you have two boyfriends right here??

JoonieSimp4:

Koo, are you not planning to seduce Namjoon-hyung?

JoonieSimp2:

Not the point.

JoonieSimp1:

Daily Picture Drop!

We’re at the beach 😊

JoonieSimp2:

HHHHHHHHH

You guys are so beautiful 😭💜

JoonieSimp3:

My gorgeous hyungs 🥺💜

I’m in love.

Sir:

You guys are always in love 🙄💜

JoonieSimp4:

WELL MAYBE IF OUR HYUNGS WEREN’T ALWAYS SO FUCKING PERFECT WE WOULDN’T HAVE TO BE 😤😤😤

JoonieSimp3:

 Agreed. Our Hyungs are like the definition of perfect. I’d date them.

JoonieSimp4:

Why stop there?

I’d marry them.

JoonieSimp2:

Is it even possible to marry multiple people?? Like I’d want to marry all 5 of you- Namjoon-hyung included, but I don’t think it’s legal??

JoonieSimp3:

Who cares?

Let’s just do it.

JoonieSimp4:

Then it’s settled. The six of us are getting married! 😤

JoonieSimp1:

Don’t we get any say in this matter??

JoonieSimp4:

No. 😤😤😚

JoonieSimp2:

See you at the chapel hyungs! 😊💜

Sir:

🙄😒😌💜

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Joonie Simps Anonymous (Wed)

10:24 AM

JoonieSimp1:

Hey I know we’re all anonymously simping for Joonie, but you guys haven’t been sending him gifts or prepaying for activities for us, have you? 🤔🧐

Sir:

Hm?

No. What do you mean? What type of gifts??

JoonieSimp3:

?? 👀

JoonieSimp1:

Like “you’d have to secretly be a billionaire to buy them” gifts

JoonieSimp2:

😳

JoonieSimp4:

😮

What type of gifts is Joonie getting that you’d think a billionaire sent them????

JoonieSimp1:

Oh nothing too extravagant.

Just 6 different Gucci sweaters- all in an xl the way Joonie likes it, a 3 piece Dior suit- in his size, a signed first edition copy of Kafka on the Shore, which I’m pretty sure Joon is in love with based on the fact that he’s hugging it and won’t let go, Keys to a fricken Tesla- this isn’t even all of it, shall I go on?

JoonieSimp4:

😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮

What the fuck.

JoonieSimp3:

Was there anything for you Hyung??

JoonieSimp1:

Not as much, but yeah. Kind of.

I got a note telling me to check my email and I have an order confirmation message from one of the best music shops in the country. Whoever it was bought me all new equipment- very very expensive, I’ve only ever dreamed of owning them, best of the best equipment.

JoonieSimp2:

Oh wow Hyung, that’s super strange 😅

Are you guys gonna keep it? All the stuff??

JoonieSimp4:

Kookie it's Gucci Sweaters and a Tesla! Of course they’re going to keep it!

JoonieSimp3:

I don’t know. This sounds super sketchy…

What if it was like a mix up or something and you guys accidentally got gifts a mob boss was trying to send to his sugar baby or something?? You could get murdered!

Or it could all be stolen! Yoongi-hyung’s account could’ve been hacked and now you guys are getting framed for grand larceny!

JoonieSimp4:

That doesn’t make any sense though?

Why buy them stuff that they’d actually want??

Sir:

More importantly, how would they know what Yoongi and Joonie want?

JoonieSimp3:

Simple.

Step 1- They hack Yoongi-hyung’s accounts.

Step 2- They buy a bunch of stuff and have the things Yoongi-hyung and Namjoon-hyung would want sent to their hotel while having the rest of it sent to Namjoon-hyung’s apartment since he lives alone.

Step 3: They pick up the goods from Namjoon’s house then report the robberies.

Step 4: The cops catch Namjoon-hyung and Yoongi-hyung with their loot and arrest them. The hackers get away with fraud and identity theft!

JoonieSimp2:

You watch waaayyyy too many movies, Minnie 😂😂😂

I’m sure there’s a very reasonable explanation for it…

Sir:

Yeah….still, keep us updated, Kitten.

You still have your knife right?

JoonieSimp1:

Yeah, don’t worry babe.

Joonie and I will be safe. 😌🖤

As for the gifts, Joonie said he’s only keeping the book. One of those sweaters alone could pay all his bills for at least 8 months. He’s going to return them as soon as we figure out who sent them.

Sir:

😌💜

JoonieSimp4:

HE’S RETURNING GUCCI?!?!?!

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Royalty and Peasant

11:59 AM

Jester:

Hyung, are you sending my hyungs expensive presents in an effort to win them over??

King:

If you mean did I send my future husband some nice things just to spoil him during his vacation, yes, yes I did. I also threw in some stuff for Yoongi as an apology for the video. You said he was a rapper so, I figured he may appreciate some new equipment- he did appreciate it right?

Jester:

Hyung.

That’s fucking creepy.

You don’t know them.

King:

Yet.

Jester:

Plus, Joonie-Hyung is my future husband, not yours. 😤

King:

Wanna bet?

Jester:

Fine, but if I win, you forfeit an island.

King:

Fine. If I win, you tell ALL of your friends the truth about you being rich and important AND you take each person on an all-expense paid trip to a place of their choosing. Deal?

Jester:

Deal.

Also stop sending them gifts! 😤😤😤

Namjoon-hyung already plans on returning them. You’re just creating more luggage for him to carry.

King:

😮

He…doesn’t like them???

Jester:

More like they’re super expensive and he doesn’t feel comfortable taking them.

Yoongi-hyung said one of those sweaters alone is enough to pay his rent for months.

King:

Kookie that’s impossible.

His rent would have to be like $600 a month or less and only rundown, shit apartments are that cheap.

Jester:

……

King:

Jungkook.

Please tell me you haven’t been letting my precious Namjoon live in a rundown, shit apartment??

Jester:

…I

Honestly don’t know??

King:

You had one job Jungkook! 😤

If I find out my baby is living in a shithole, we’re fighting. 😠😤😠

Jester:

No need, hyung.

If I find out he’s living in a shithole, I’m fighting myself.

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Joonie Simps Anonymous (Wed)

5:17 PM

JoonieSimp1:

Update:

A limo just showed up to our hotel asking for Kim Namjoon and Min Yoongi.

Whaatt the fuck is happening??

JoonieSimp3:

Don’t get in, hyung!

JoonieSimp4:

Did you ask who sent it??

JoonieSimp1:

Not yet….about to though.

Sir:

Please be safe.

If something happens to you, I’m killing everyone and then myself.

JoonieSimp3:

Same.

JoonieSimp4:

Same.

JoonieSimp2:

Same.

JoonieSimp1:

Thank fucking god.

Sir:

???

JoonieSimp1:

The limo was sent by that guy who ran the competition.

Kim Seokjin? I believe.

Apparently, he felt super bad about what happened with the video, so he sent a limo to pick us up and take us to Pierre Gagnaire a Seoul.

He even sent tuxes.

JoonieSimp3:

🤯

JoonieSimp4:

PIERRE GAGNAIRE A SEOUL?!!!???!?!??!

HYUNG THAT’S LIKE the MOST EXPENSIVE RESTAURANT IN KOREA!

Sir:

What the hell….

JoonieSimp2:

That’s super weird of him.

…Are you guys going to go??

JoonieSimp3:

Hyung, you have to! It’s dinner at the most expensive restaurant in Korea!

JoonieSimp2:

Or don’t because you don’t really know this guy. What if it’s a trap??

JoonieSimp1:

I mean he’s a famous millionaire treating us to dinner as an apology….he wouldn’t try anything, right?

Plus, Joonie just checked his twitter and apparently, he tweeted about sending a limo to take “the winner for a celebratory dinner”

If he were planning something bad, why would he expose that he’s sending a limo for us?

Sir:

……I don’t like it, but if you two want to go, I support you.

Just promise to turn your location on so I can find you if I need to.

And keep us updated.

And be safe.

JoonieSimp1:

Of course, Hobi.

I’ll send you guys lots of pictures, k?

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Joonie Simps Anonymous

6:03 PM

JoonieSimp1:

JoonieSimp3:

Fuck.

JoonieSimp4:

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

OMG KOOKIE JUST SNORTED MILK OUT HIS NOSE

JoonieSimp3:

TAE HE’S DYING!! STOP WATCHING AND HELP! 😤😭😤

Sir:

Holy Fuck, Babe.

You guys look fucking delectable.

Like god.

I-

JoonieSimp4:

SKSKSKSKSKKSKSKSKSK

hobi-hyung is hard 😂

Sir:

Shut it, brat.

You’re hard too!

JoonieSimp4:

Touché.

JoonieSimp3:

I could always help you guys with that~ 😘

JoonieSimp4:

Yes please!! 😊💜

Sir:

I would love to, but Yoongi isn’t around.

Plus we have a 15 hour first class flight later

We’ll have some fun then 😏

I’m down to watch and direct though~

JoonieSimp4:

What about Namjoon-hyung??

You can’t just abandon him for plane sex ☹️

JoonieSimp1:

Who said anything about abandoning him? 👀

JoonieSimp3:

What?

JoonieSimp4:

What??

JoonieSimp2:

WHAT???

JoonieSimp1:

😊💜

Sir:

See you boys in America 😏

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Joonie Simps Anonymous

9:16 AM

JoonieSimp4:

TODAY’S THE DAY WHORES!!

Well kind of.

JoonieSimp3:

I can’t fucking wait!

We’re going to America, I bleached my hair, we’re finally going to meet RM, and I packed all of my best thirst trap outfits to seduce Namjoon-hyung!

JoonieSimp2:

Are we still just glossing over the fact that Yoongi-hyung and Hobi-hyung plan on having plane sex with Namjoon-hyung??

JoonieSimp4:

Eh. Can you blame them??

JoonieSimp3:

He’s just jealous 😌💜

JoonieSimp2:

AM NOT!!

I just don’t want to ruin Namjoon-hyung’s innocence ☹️

Sir:

Lmao relax Kookie!

Joonie has joined us before, but he sleeps like a rock, and he plans to sleep during the flight.

Plus, I miss my Kitten and I can’t wait to have him warming my cock for 15 hours.

JoonieSimp1:

😳

Sir:

Plus, if Joonie does wake up, that just means Kitten gets something to fill his mouth and his ass 😊

JoonieSimp1:

😳😳😳😳

JoonieSimp4:

………

Ok but as much as I want to be jealous, that too sounds hot as fuck.

JoonieSimp3:

God imagine Namjoon-hyung pounding into Yoongi-hyung 🤤

I bet they’re fucking gorgeous together.

JoonieSimp1:

Actually, Joonie exclusively bottoms. Well- aside from like one time, but it’s not his thing.

JoonieSimp2:

Fuck.

JoonieSimp3:

Aww Kookie’s in love 😂

Sir:

😂

We’ll be leaving soon.

Remember to get there at least an hour or two early so you can check baggage and everything. ONE suitcase and ONE carry-on each. The flight is long, so I’d use up some energy beforehand that way you can sleep. Also, your tickets are economy, so you won’t have a private space like we will.

i.e. no fucking on the plane.

JoonieSimp4:

BOOOOO

LET ME BLOW MY BOYFRIENDS ON THE PLANE OR DON’T LET ME GO AT ALL 😤

JoonieSimp1:

Fine.

Tae can’t come.

JoonieSimp4:

Wait! Hyung I was kidding! It was a joke I swear!!

Hyung?

HYUNG?!?!

JoonieSimp3:

RIP Tae 😂

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“AH!! I can’t believe it’s finally time!!” Jimin grins as he wheels his suitcase through the airport. It’s decidedly empty given how late it is, but Jungkook still shooshes him softly, a small grin gracing his own face. Taehyung just laughs as he excitedly rides his suitcase to the baggage claim. The three had been pumped since 3 am, checking and rechecking their luggage, giggling over what they would do once they got to America, and using up energy- if you know what I mean.

“Just one more hour and we’re finally on our way to America,” Jungkook smiles at the smallest man, giving him a quick kiss on the cheek. Not too long after that, they’re checking their bags, going through customs, and heading to their gate, laughing and talking excitedly the whole way. It isn’t until they’re finally sat in front of their gate that the world tilts.

“Hey…Isn’t that that Kim Seokjin guy?” Tae asks, staring off at someone not too far from them.

“I-….I think you’re right, Tae. I wonder what he’s doing here,” Jimin adds as he spots the man.

Jungkook follows their line of sight, confused, nearly certain that they’re both mistaken. Then he sees him. Headed towards their gate, clad in a comfy but fashionable Chanel hoodie and some Louis Viotton sweatpants is none other than THE Kim Seokjin. Jungkook quickly ducks his head and pulls out his phone, frantically typing to his hyung, who seems to be ignoring his phone entirely at the moment. Before he can stop them, Jimin and Taehyung are waving their hands in the air, calling the man over to say hi.

“Seokjin-ssi! It’s so crazy to see you here!”

“Are you here to see us off? You didn’t have to, it’s super late.”

Seokjin laughs an odd, but endearing laugh, not unlike the sound of windshield wipers on a dry window.

“No, actually. I figured you may have missed that part of the prize information, so allow me to explain. My competition was to win 3 tickets to anywhere in America for a 3-day vacation with me, WorldWide Handsome Kim Seokjin!”

The three men stare at him, jaws practically on the floor in all their shock, but Seokjin simply ignores them and continues.

“Obviously, I’ll have my own hotel room and everything, but I’ve paid for a few activities for us, and dinner is on me for the weekend, so we can go wherever you want to! Of course, I figured people may have missed the part about me coming, so if you’d like I’ll leave you alone for one of the days and just go off and do my own thing?”

“Please do,” Jungkook deadpans, earning him an elbow from Jimin.

“Don’t be rude Jungkook. This man is basically paying for our entire trip outside of lunch and our hotel, which by the way, we aren’t paying for either. We’re staying with Yoongi-hyung, Hobi-hyung, and Namjoon-hyung.”

Seokjin’s eyes briefly light up at the mention of his Joonie’s name, but he’s quick to compose himself.

“I really wouldn’t want to intrude at all. If you all want space-“

“No, no!” Jimin interjects, “Please, feel free to hang out with us! I’m sure our hyungs would be ok with one more. Especially since that one more is the reason we’re able to come!”

“Perfect! I can even update our tickets to include your hyungs and treat them to dinner as well! This is going to be fun!”

“Thanks, by the way,” Taehyung mumbles once things become quiet, “For taking that video down? It was a misunderstanding, and you could’ve been a jerk about it if you wanted to, but I haven’t even caught a glimpse of it since you took it down.”

“Oh, please thank me not for that. I should’ve asked before I posted it in the first place,” Seokjin frowns, momentarily lost in thought, “Still, I’m glad he accepted my apology dinner.”

“Oh yeah, Seokjin-ssi, did you send Namjoon-hyung and Yoongi-hyung expensive gifts right before that? Also how’d you know where they were to send the limo?”

“Well, I-“

“Seokjin-ssi, can I talk to you for a moment?” Jungkook grits out through a fake smile. Seokjin stares at him confused but follows the younger male to a secluded corner out of Taehyung and Jimin’s sight nonetheless.

“What the fuck, Seokjin. What the hell are you doing here??”

“Seokjin-hyung, brat. And you didn’t really think I was helping you just to be nice, did you?”

“Well, you can’t just invite yourself to come on our trip!”

“I didn’t invite myself. You all entered the competition and if you had read the details, you’d plainly see that part of the prize was 3 glorious days with me.”

“You’re going to blow my cover!”

Seokjin scoffs.

“Good. Your cover needs to be blown. Plus, I’m going for Namjoon, not for you. This was the perfect in to meet my future husband.”

Jungkook growls.

“He’s not your future husband and you’re a fucking asshole.

“First of al-“

NOW BOARDING FLIGHT 143 TO NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK, USA. I REPEAT NOW BOARDING FLIGHT 143 TO NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK, USA.

The two men stare each other down, scowling at each other for a moment.

“Look. Just be a nice guy for once and pretend you don’t know me.”

“Easy enough since you act like I don’t exist around your boyfriends anyway.”

The tension in the air is thick enough that not even a laser could cut it, but both men just turn away and plaster on fake smiles.

“Ready?” Taehyung asks as they approach.

“Ready,” they both smile as they grab their luggage.

This was going to be a long 15 hours.

 

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They had been right. The plane ride had been a mix of quiet arguing, Jin complaining to Jungkook about economy seating, and rambunctious kids yelling for at least 7 hours straight. The only saving grace had been Taehyung and Jimin excitedly chatting about everything from places they want to go to finally being able to meet Namjoon-hyung. Well, that and the free alcohol. If they landed in New York a little less than sober, that’s no one’s business but their own.

As they head outside from baggage claim, they come across a man standing in front of a limo and holding a sign that reads “김 석진”.

“Hyung, you got us a limo?!”

“Tae! You barely even know the guy! How can you call him Hyung?!”

“It’s, fine, Jungkookie,” Seokjin laughs, a small smirk playing at his lips, “I’m sure we’ll all be thick as thieves when this is all over. You guys are more than welcome to call me Hyung.”

“Minnie, we get to ride in a limo!”

“Someone’s excited,” Jimin laughs as his boyfriend runs towards the vehicle. The other three follow behind him, the man holding the sign nodding to Seokjin and opening the door for them. Jimin and Taehyung gasp as they step inside, their eyes lighting up at the beautiful white leather interior, the gold trim, and the tv screen at the head of the carriage. The roof is see-through so they can more clearly observe everything, and the floor has disco lights built in it.

“Seokjin-Hyung, this is amazing!”

“Thanks, Jimin-ah. I figured I’d go all out since you guys won the tickets. This weekend is all about treating you and your hyungs to the best New York has to offer.”

“Oh, you don’t have to. You’re already doing so much for us, Hyung.”

“Eh. You three seem cool, and I’m sure your hyungs are equally interesting. Plus, I’m already intruding on your weekend.”

“You’re really not intruding, hyung,” Jimin smiles.

“Yeah, what’s one more incredibly sexy man? If anything, this is an added bonus.”

“Tae, you’re literally dating me and Jimin. Are we not hot enough for you?”

Taehyung rolls his eyes and leans on Jungkook, grabbing his hand and kissing his knuckles.

“You know I love you, Bun.”

“Bun?” Seokjin questions with an amused quirk to his lips, ignoring the way Jungkook scowls at him, “That’s so cute! And quite fitting for Jungkookie.”

“Isn’t it?! He’s so sweet and precious. God, I love him.”

Jimin lightly pinches Jungkook’s cheek, the younger male whining and pulling away causing the other three to laugh. The limo slows to a stop and within moments, the doors are being opened. The men pile out, Jungkook still glaring daggers at Seokjin, and Seokjin smirking at the way Jimin and Taehyung gawk at their hotel. The 95 liners quickly head inside, forgetting their luggage entirely.

“They’re cute,” Seokjin comments as he and Jungkook grab the suitcases.

“Fuck off.”

“You really should spoil them more. This place isn’t even all that fancy and they’re treating it like it’s the Taj Mahal.”

“I said Fuck Off.”

“And I said spoil your boyfriends. You have all this money, yet you choose to live like a broke college student. That’s fine for you, but they deserve better.”

“The fuck would you know about it, Seokjin-hyung?” Jungkook questions, dropping the luggage and turning so he’s in Jin’s face.

“Calm it, brat. I’m just being honest. I mean come on, Jungkook. How long did you let Jimin live with that asshole all because you didn’t tell him that you’re insanely loaded and could afford to buy the whole damn university if you wanted to?”

Jungkook growls at the older male who just sighs and pats his shoulder as he moves past, “I’m not saying it to be mean, Bun. I‘m just trying to open your eyes. You’re being dumb about this whole thing,” Seokjin turns back to him for a moment before continuing into the lobby, “You should tell them. It’s your decision but know this. If you won’t bother to spoil your boyfriends while we’re here, I will. And I’ll spoil your hyungs too.”

With that, Seokjin heads inside leaving a fuming Jungkook behind him.

This was going to be a long fucking weekend.

 

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“WHAATTT THEE FUUUCCKKKK????? HYUNG THIS PLACE IS FRICKEN HUGE!!”

Seokjin laughs at Taehyung, kicking off his shoes near the door and taking a seat on one of the large sofas in the main room. He wasn’t wrong, the main room being large enough to comfortably house at least 30 people. The style is colorful and modern, a geometric chandelier hanging from the ceiling and two teal sofas sitting perpendicular to each other around an all-glass coffee table. Across from one sofa, there’s an 80” flat screen mounted to the wall above an electric fireplace, and across from the other, there are two glass, half-sphere hanging seats with orange cushions inside. Behind the first sofa, there’s an island with sleek black counters over smooth white cabinets that separates the full kitchen from the living space. The kitchen is full of only the newest and best appliances, each one a different bright color. Then there was the most fun part. Behind the hanging chairs, there was a HUGE window, extending all the way to the second floor of the penthouse letting in as much light as possible and giving a view of the balcony. Despite it just being a hotel, the balcony gave a beautiful view. There was a garden with a little reading nook off to the side, a huge grill and seating for at least 10. The most notable part though was the pool. It was shaped in a large half-circle, the flat half mesh with the edge of the balcony and made entirely out of glass. It was fricken amazing and they hadn’t even seen the rooms yet.

“It’s nothing really. I had them remodel a bit to better fit seven people.”

“You had them remodel?!” Jimin gasps looking back to Seokjin

“Yeah. I wanted everyone to be comfortable. I know you guys plan to stay with your hyungs, but you guys, all of you really, are welcome to hang out here any time. I wasn’t really sure what the rest of you like, but I had one of the rooms made into a music studio, one into a game room, one into a dance studio, and one into a library. All should be fully stocked with the best of the best stuff. I specifically requested surround sound and auto lighting for the dance studio and a PS6 for the game room.”

Taehyung’s jaw drops at that.

“THE PS6 ISN’T EVEN OUT YET????”

“Yeah. I’m friends with the CEO’s son so he gave me one early. You can have it if you want? He sent a bunch of games for it, but I doubt I’ll have time to play them all.”

Taehyung nearly squeals as he excitedly jumps up and down before stealing Jin into a tight hug.

“Best Hyung Ever!!”

Seokjin laughs, smirking at Jungkook over Taehyung’s shoulder before pulling away from the male, “You guys go explore. Your hyungs won’t be done until around 6, right? Have fun until then. I’m going to go put my stuff away and double-check the plans for tomorrow. By the way, I’ll be making breakfast tomorrow, so be sure to be up and dressed by 9:30, k?”

“Breakfast?”

“Yeah. You may not know this about me, but I’m also a worldwide chef.”

“How are you so-“

“Amazing? Natural talent, Jungkookie. Now, off you guys go. I have unpacking to do.”

 

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97 Liners

3:45 PM

Kookie:

It was even worse than I thought! 😭 He’s trying to steal Namjoon!

😭😭😭

Yugy:

Wait what?

Who’s Namjoon???

Kookie:

Later.

I’ve got a hyung to beat. 😤

Chapter Text

Joonie Simps Anonymous

4:52 PM

JoonieSimp3 changed the chat name to American Boys

JoonieSimp3 changed his name to JMove

JMove changed JoonieSimp1’s name to YoungKeyMin

JMove changed JoonieSimp2’s name to JustinSeagull

JMove changed JoonieSimp4’s name to GoodBoy

Jmove changed Sir’s name to JDope

YoungKeyMin:

…what the fuck is this?

JMove:

Our American names!

Also we’re finally in America!

JDope:

Oh nice!

We’re almost done here, but did you guys settle into the hotel ok?

JMove:

Yeah

Well Kind of.

We have a surprise for you guys!

YoungKeyMin:

Oh lord not another one.

GoodBoy:

😂

Come to the penthouse level when you get to the hotel!

YoungKeyMin:

What??

JMove:

Hyung, just do it!

You’ll love it, I promise!

GoodBoy:

But get dressed for dinner first!

We’re going for Pizza 😁

YoungKeyMin:

……

Fine.

We’ll probably be another hour or so.

JMove:

Yes!

Tell Joonie we love him!

YoungKeyMin:

ABSOLUTELY NOT.

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“Woah,” Hoseok exclaims as he steps into the penthouse, his boyfriend following closely behind him.

“Hyungs! You guys made it!”

Taehyung, Jimin, and Jungkook eagerly run over to the two males, engulfing them in hugs and kisses. After a moment, Seokjin emerges from the kitchen having been in the middle of taking inventory of the fridge.

“You two must be Yoongi-ssi and Hoseok-ssi? Pleasure to finally meet you.”

Hoseok looks at Jin confused, his shock only growing when Yoongi simply walks over and shakes his hand.

“These three didn’t give you any trouble, did they, Seokjin-ssi?”

“Oh no, they were practically angels.”

The four other men stare in shock at the exchange- granted, one is actually staring in horror.

“Yoongi-hyung, you know Seokjin-hyung??”

“Not officially, Jungkookie,” Seokjin answers on behalf of them both, “After the whole video fiasco, I asked Yoongi-ssi if it was still ok for me to come with you guys. Luckily, he said yes. He explained the tickets were actually for you guys and that he and his group would be leaving earlier. Speaking of, once again, Yoongi-ssi, I am so incredibly sorry for that. I really shouldn’t have posted it without your permission, and I hope you can find it in your heart to one day forgive me.”

“Ai, Seokjin-ssi, you’ve gotta stop apologizing for that. You’ve already more than made it up to me. Thank you for looking after my dongsaengs while I was away.”

“Of course, Yoongi-ssi.”

The two men smile at each other, momentarily forgetting the other four men present until Hoseok finally speaks.

“Wait….You’re Kim Seokjin?”

“Hyung, you knew Seokjin was coming?!” Jungkook practically speaks over Hoseok.

“Yah. Seokjin-ssi. Be respectful.” “Stop dropping the hyung, brat.”

Everyone momentarily freezes at Seokjin’s words, but Jungkook quickly changes the subject.

“Sorry, sorry. Seokjin-hyung. Yoongi-hyung, where’s Namjoon-hyung?”

“Oh, he said for us to come up first. He wanted to do his hair or something?” Hoseok comments, “He should be here any minute.”

As if on cue, the elevator dings, and the doors open to reveal- look honestly I don’t even know how to describe it with words. Let’s just say if Joonies could kill, we’d all be dead right now. The 6 men stare in awe, shock, and loss as Namjoon steps into the penthouse and politely bows to all of them.

“Hi. I’m Kim Namjoon, but you guys can call me Namjoon-hyung- Wait. I guess you all probably already knew that didn’t you,” the tall man laughs nervously as he scratches the back of his head.

“Oh my fucking god,” Jimin mumbles to himself.

“My dick has literally never been so confused,” Taehyung adds.

“Wow.” -Jungkook.

“Jesus Christ, Joonie,” Hoseok quietly groans.

“No guys, seriously, I don’t know if I’m hard because he’s insanely hot or if it’s because he’s insanely cute. Please send help,” Taehyung continues.

Seokjin is the first to actually address the male, stepping forward and taking one of Joonie’s hands in his. “Kim Seokjin,” he says as he lowers his head to plant a gentle kiss on the back of Namjoon’s hand, “although, I’m pretty sure I’m older than you. Given that, feel free to call me Jin-hyung.”

Jin straightens up and winks at the male, causing him to blush.

“You’re adorable, Namjoon-ssi,” Seokjin comments, reveling in the way his blush only grows at the compliment and he averts his eyes.

“You’re sinful is what you are,” Yoongi rolls his eyes, “What possessed you, Joonie? You look fucking amazing.”

“Thanks, Hyung. I just- well, I figured it’d be my first time meeting everyone and you always say I should put my best foot forward, so I figured a little eyeliner wouldn’t hurt…it’s ok?”

“Ok?? Joonie, you look fucking gorgeous. Like, god, this should be illegal.”

“I second the motion,” Jimin agrees.

“Third,” Taehyung chimes, “Jungkook?”

The younger male remains silent, staring at Namjoon with blown pupils. It’s clear to see that he’s entranced, and likely thinking about something he shouldn’t be.

“Oi. Stop that,” Yoongi scolds, lightly smacking the back of Jungkook’s head, “No fantasizing about Namjoon.”

“At least not out loud,” Hoseok mumbles under his breath, careful not to earn a swat from his boyfriend.

“But hyung-“

“But hyung nothing. Is everyone ready to go?”

 The six men nod and Yoongi leads them out of the apartment, Namjoon sticking close to him, Taehyung and Hoseok trailing behind.

“Hey, hyung,” Taehyung whispers, “How come Yoongi-hyung seems so unaffected by Namjoonie-hyung?”

“Oh trust me, Tae. He’s more affected than any of us- well maybe not Jungkook- but I’d bet fifty bucks at some point tonight he’s going to have Joonie pinned up against the wall.”

“What?!”

“Yah. Quiet. Don’t attract attention. And don’t worry. If he does, no big deal. Wouldn’t be the first time I’ve had to punish Kitten in public.”

Tae freezes watching as Hoseok continues walking before quietly yelling.

“What?!!!”

Chapter Text

“Here we are! John’s of Bleeker St. I’ve never been, but it’s one of the top-rated pizza shops in the city.”

“Yes!! I can’t wait for pizza!”

“Geez Tae,” Yoongi chuckles, “You’re so excited today.”

“I’m in America with my 5 sexy hyungs and my sexy dongsaeng. I have literally every reason to be excited.”

“Fair enough, Pup. By the way, you look sexy as well.”

“Why thank you, Minnie.”

Tae bows playfully as they head inside. It’s not long until they’re being seated in at a table near the window. Jimin and Taehyung happily sit together, the seat next to them left empty for Jungkook, but when Jin takes the head of the table and Namjoon takes the seat to his left, the youngest quickly moves to sit on the dimpled man’s other side.

“Yah.”

Jungkook freezes, looking up to a glaring Yoongi. The message is clear: What the hell do you think you’re doing? He lets out a hesitant laugh as he dusts off the seat and pulls it out for Yoongi.

“J-Just pulling it out for you, hyung.”

The glare lingers for a moment, a silent warning not only to Jungkook but to everyone watching as well. The short man sits, leaving Jungkook to take the place next to Jimin- and despite what he’d wished, farthest from Namjoon. Hoseok shoots him a sympathetic smile as he sits across from him next to Yoongi before lightly scolding his boyfriend for being mean. Granted, that quickly stops when he’s met with the same glare.

“So! How did you all meet?” Seokjin asks, washing away any tension with a cheeky smile.

“Well, Namjoon, Yoongi, and I met in high school when Joon and I were sophomores and Yoongi was a junior.”

“Then I met Hobi-hyung during my freshman year of uni since he was my mentor for my major and knowing Hobi-hyung typically means knowing Yoongi-hyung.”

“Oh? Best Friends?”

“Boyfriends! Honestly best boyfriends. As Minnie always says, no one is doing it like Sope- Sope being a combination of their rap names, Suga and Jhope. As for me and Jiminie, we met Senior year of high school when I transferred to his school and we were instant besties! Then we met Jungkookie freshman year of uni in the library where I proudly offered to suck his dick!”

“Taehyung!”

“Well, it’s true!!”

“ANYWAY, Hope and I were first to know about Jimin’s crush on Taehyung and Jungkook and after Hope convinced Jimin to tell them the truth, the rest is kind of history. You and Namjoon are the newest to our group.”

“Wow. So crazy how Jimin telling the truth was the catalyst for this whole thing,“ Seokjin eyes Jungkook, “So many great things seem to have come from it. You three are dating and now all of you know Yoongi-ssi and Hoseok-ssi and they apparently adore you enough to give you free tickets to America, not to mention they introduced you to their beautiful third member. The truth truly is so liberating.”

Namjoon blushes and Jungkook scowls.

“Please, Seokjin-ssi, I’m really not all that special. Just a normal psychology major.”

“Jin-hyung, and Namjoon, you’re one of the most beautiful people I’ve ever met. You’re also a wonderful rapper. I hope you all don’t mind, but when Yoongi-ssi told me you guys were rappers I decided to download all of your music and listened to it on the plane. You guys are very talented.”

The three men smile, although two of them do so shyly.

“Thank you, Seokjin-ssi,” Hoseok pipes up, “We’re glad you like it. We honestly never thought anyone would, but now we’re in America collaborating with an American artist. It’s kind of surreal.”

“Well, you guys deserve it. Your albums and your mixtapes are amazing, and if you don’t mind, I’d like to work on promoting you guys and Big Hit Entertainment through our company.”

“WHAT?!”

The three men look at Jin wide eyed then at each other breaking into a fit of smiles and giggles. Yoongi gives Jin a gummy smile and bows slightly.

“We’d have to speak to Bang PD-nim, but that would be…well fucking awesome! Thank you so much Seokjin-ssi!”

“Hyung. If we’re going to be in business together, you might as well. Plus, I’ve already given your dongsaengs permission to call me hyung, so.”

“Seokjin-hyung then,” Hoseok smiles.

“Pardon me, Jin-hyung, but will your parents be ok with this?” Jungkook challenges.

“They’ve been wanting me to show more interest in the company anyway considering I’ll be the next CEO. I’m sure your parents would want the same in a similar situation,” Jin simply smiles, “Now then, dinner is on me, so please get whatever you’d like. Don’t worry about the price. If you want it, order it. Later, we’ll go to this little bakery I know for dessert- Also my treat.”

 

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“LMAOO! Hyung, I can’t believe you’re still sober after that many shots!”

“All hail Yoongi-hyung, best drinker in the world!”

“Trust me guys. He’s not sober. He’s just on guard.”

“Shoosh. The children are praising me. Let them praise.”

The 7 men laugh at their table in the back of the bakery. It had actually been a bar and bakery combined into one, specializing in boozie sweet drinks and desserts. Like an alcoholic café if you will. Dinner had been full of enjoyment and laughter and questions and Yoongi threatening anyone that so much as glanced at Namjoon inappropriately. After dinner, they’d decided to walk to the bakery, enjoying all of the crazy sights, Jimin and Hoseok somehow ending up challenging a street performer to a dance-off. They won of course, and the performer decided to shout them out on Instagram. Everything was perfect until they got to the bakery and Jimin said “Let’s do shots!”

It’s not that any of them were lightweights but some of them were definitely a bit more “seasoned” than others. Hoseok stopped after 3. Jungkook and Tae dropped out around 4 shots. Namjoon pushed himself to five. Jin tapped out at nine and Jimin and Yoongi had tied at 11. Until Yoongi took 4 more just for show. Needless to say, they were all far less than sober. Thankfully, at a place like this, that wasn’t exactly means to be kicked out.

“You’re gonna sleep like a brick, Kitten,” Hoseok chuckles.

“Who said anything about sleep?” Yoongi smirks as he leans against Hoseok, “I have plans.”

“Oh? Plans involving who?”

Yoongi pauses and stares at Namjoon for a moment, smirk still playing on his lips, before turning back to Hoseok and giving him a cheeky smile, “Who said they involve anyone at all?”

“Ai, you’re not as good at bullshitting when you’re drunk, Kitten.”

“Shoosh.”

“I feel so left out here,” Seokjin laughs, “Everyone is all coupled up except for me and Namjoon.”

“Ah yes see, simple, simple solution, Jin-hyung,” Jimin states very matter-of-factly, “You and Joonie-“

“YAH!” Jungkook and Yoongi both pipe up at the same time.

“No corrupting my precious Joonie,” Yoongi mumbles as he pulls Namjoon to lean on him and Hobi.

“Ah, Hyung, I’m not a baby! Plus if anyone is guilty of corrupting me, it’s you!”

“SHOOSHH. I would never!”

“Babe, need I remind you that you were Joonie’s first kiss AND his first blow job??”

“WAIT wHAT??”

“HE LIES!! That is hardly how it happened!”

“Oh really Kitten?”

“You see what had happened was…”

Hoseok rolls his eyes at his boyfriend’s shenanigans, the maknaes and Seokjin completely caught up in whatever make-believe story he was weaving to make himself seem innocent.

“Joon-hyung, is that true?!?” Taehyung gasps, Jimin and Jungkook staring at the male with permanently slacked jaws.

“Not even slightly. Allow me to enlighten you on what really happened.”

“Don’t you fucking dar-“

Namjoon shushes his hyung, placing a finger to his lips and smiling at him, “The truth is important hyung. Now then. It was several many years ago, 8 months into Hoseokie-Hyung and Yoongi-hyung dating. We’d been working on music and they’d been making out a lot during it. I was so embarrassed because well. Not only had I never experienced something like that before, but I was hard as fuck in front of my hyungs- because of my hyungs.”

“It was so cute guys. Joonie was sitting with his hands between his legs as red as a cherry. He really thought he was hiding it well.”

“Hyungie, hush. I’m telling the story,” Namjoon grumbles despite the growing blush on his face, “Anyway, obviously, it wasn’t very long until they had noticed my predicament. They just stopped and looked at each other for a while, then suddenly we were strictly back to music. It wasn’t until towards the end of our session that anything happened. Yoongi-hyung suddenly asked me why I was pouting. I hadn’t even realized I was honestly and adamantly denied as much until like an asshole he straight up said ‘You wanted to see hyungies kiss more, didn’t you?’”

Quiet groans fill the air as the 4 uninvolved men imagine it. It wasn’t even something incredibly dirty, but the anticipation had caught them, each of their minds racing centuries ahead, wondering if Yoongi had put on a show for Joonie or straddled his lap and showed him exactly what it was like when he and Hobi kissed or if maybe Hoseok and Yoongi put Namjoon between them and kissed him until his lips were puffy, wet, and sore from near-constant abuse.

“I honestly froze. I’ve always been a shit liar so even if I said no, Yoongi-hyung would’ve easily called my bluff,” Namjoon smiles softly, “But he didn’t even press me about it. Instead, he started packing up his stuff. Hobi-hyung and I were confused as fuck- and rightfully so I think. It was silent after that until we were about to leave the studio. We were all standing at the door and Yoongi-hyung asked ‘Joonie. Have you ever kissed anyone?’ I just stared at him blushing for what felt like forever. I guess that was answer enough because then he said so softly and so sweetly, the look in his eyes so loving and earnest that I felt like they shouldn’t be for me, ‘Joonie….Can I kiss you?’”

“Guys it was honestly one of the softest and most romantic things I’d ever seen Yoongi do. He treated Namjoon so delicately, letting him explore and figure things out and pulling away before the kiss got too deep. Then Namjoon let out the cutest little whine when Yoongi pulled away and Yoongi gave him a quick peck and went ‘Next Time’,” Hoseok cooes, “It was fucking adorable and I wish I had recorded it.”

“Hush your fucking face, Hoseok. I’ll eat you.”

“Not if I eat you first.”

“Touche.”

“Ok, not where I thought the story was going, but indeed super cute. Yoongi-hyung really is the softest boi,” Taehyung pouts, “I love him so much.”

 “Wait. So where does the blowjob come in??”

“Oh yeah that.”

“Namjoon. If you value any part of your life, you will not tell this story.”

“I love you hyung, but we both know you’d never do anything to hurt me.”

“Lies.”

“It was the week before our freshman year of college started and our friend Jackson had thrown a rager to celebrate and invited a bunch of the seniors before us. It was absolutely insane. Yoongi-Hyung somehow got caught up in this crazy, drunk game of truth or dare, and believe it or not, he was fucking winning?? Like, he got dared to send one of his new professors nudes and he actually did it??”

“RIP Mr. Malaos. He couldn’t look me in the eye for the entire semester.”

“So obviously things continued escalating until it got to the Sam Biracuse made his final dare. We all knew Sam had a huge thing for Yoongi, but he refused to ever admit it, so in his head, he had the perfect plan. He dared Yoongi to blow someone in the room aside from Hoseok. It had been almost foolproof considering that most of the guys in the room were straight or in a committed relationship- I mean Yoongi was in a committed relationship too, but Hobi-hyung was kind of just as invested in him winning because Sam was a fucking asshole-  He figured Yoongi’s only option would be him and then he’d get a free blowjob, everyone would record it and he could spread it around campus as means to mess with Yoongi-hyung. It would’ve been fucking awful, but luckily, right after he gave the dare, I walked in. I say luckily like I didn’t walk in to find Yoongi sending me an absolutely sinful smirk. He said ‘I choose him’ with absolutely no context then all of a sudden I was being pinned to the wall and kissed. Yoongi-hyung put on a huge show for them then when he was done, turned to Sam still on his knees, stuck out his tongue- with my cum still on it mind you- moaned as he swallowed it, then smirked and said ‘Done’ like he hadn’t just blown me in a room full of people. Sam was so fucking pissed.”

“Oh it gets better though. It was my turn to dare him, so I dared him to bend over and let Hoseokie fuck him in front of everybody. Unlike his plan, mine actually worked. He absolutely flipped talking about how unlike me he’s ‘not a fag’ and how he’d never do stuff with a guy because that’s ‘disgusting’ and I got the luxury of going ‘Really? Watching me blow Joonie seemed to make you super hard, so I just figured-‘ I’ve never seen a man cover his dick so quickly or look so red. It was fucking hilarious. The icing on the cake is that all the guys that had recorded the video to mess with me deleted it because they didn’t want people to think they were gay. I wanted to release my own version that was just me exposing Sam as a fucking bigot, but I decided outing him to the whole school would’ve been too much.”

“Yoongi-hyung, so much wild shit happens to you.”

“Comes with the territory, Kookie. If people think you’re a badass, they naturally want to find ways to knock you down a few pegs.”

“Wait, correct me if I’m wrong, but that means you still have video of the first time you blew Joon-hyung??”

“Not for you to see, Tae.”

“No fair, hyung!!” Taehyung pouts and Yoongi laughs before pushing Joonie up and standing along with him.

“Let’s go to the bathroom, Joon. I’ve gotta pee.”

Taehyung watches them, shocked before looking at Hoseok who simply nods.

“So, are you, Yoongi, and Namjoon dating?” Seokjin asks Hosoek curiously.

“No um. Yoongi and I have an open relationship and we both think Joonie is great- amazing really- so we’ve included him a few times before. Granted, it’s been quite a few times.”

“So what will you guys do when Namjoon finally finds a boyfriend. It’s more than bound to happen. I’m shocked it hasn’t already.”

“That’ll be up to him and his boyfriend really. I’m not particularly worried about it though. Joonie is super oblivious to flirting, and Yoongi scares away all of the asshats that would try to seduce Joonie before they can even say hello. It sounds bad, but Namjoon is notoriously bad at saying no to people, especially ones he’s not comfortable around. Yoongi and I had to teach him to say no to us.”

“Hm,” Seokjin frowns, “then I’m glad he has you to around to have his back. However, I have no doubt that the right man will appear to sweep him off his feet soon enough. If you two love him, you should ask him out now, before he finds someone else.

“Oh. I- Um. I don’t know if we love him, Hyung.”

Seokjin just gives him a knowing look, causing Hoseok to fidget a bit in his seat.

“I-uh- need to use the bathroom. Be right back.”

“Me too!” Taehyung hops up, glad he took the end seat this time.

 

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“Fuck, Joonie.”

“Hyung!”

Yoongi and Namjoon moan, Namjoon pressed up to the bathroom wall as promised, Yoongi viciously attacking his lips with bites and kisses. They wish they could say that their intentions had been innocent when they went in the bathroom, but Namjoon knew the look in Yoongi’s eyes and exactly what it meant. They’d barely made it in the bathroom before Yoongi’s lips were on his. The only issue really is what would happen if they got-

“Ahem.”

-caught. The two men pull away from each other, Namjoon chuckling at the way Yoongi groans and rolls his eyes. Hoseok and Taehyung step into the bathroom and lock the door behind them, Hoseok smirking and Taehyung nothing less than absolutely giddy.

“Decided to be bad, Kitten?”

“Ai, Hobi, it’s not even my fault this time! You see what Namjoon looks like right now!”

“Sir. Slip up again and I’ll only punish Joonie this time.”

Yoongi and Namjoon both whine at that before Yoongi decides fuck it. He growls at Hoseok and grabs Namjoon by the collar, pulling him closer.

“Sorry, Sir. Namjoonie is mine.”

 

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Yoongi Simping Hours Open

9:51 AM

Sir:

Weird thing last night, hyung.

Kitten:

Aside from your cruel and unusual punishment?

Sir:

 I told you to stop being a brat.

Kitten:

Fuck you.

Sir:

 Really wanna do this?

Kitten:

……

Statement retracted.

Anyway what was weird?

Sir:

 Jin-hyung said if we love Joonie, we should tell him.

Then when I said we don’t he looked like he didn’t believe me.

Kitten:

Hm. Definitely odd but what has you bugged about it?

Sir:

 ……I think I should sort out my feelings before I do anything else with anyone other than you.

Kitten:

?

Sir:

 You’re my soulmate. 100%. I can’t live without you. I know that.

But hyung…

What if I’ve fallen in love with someone else too?

Kitten:

……

Oh.

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“OMG Minnie look!!”

Taehyung drags Jimin over to what has to be the millionth store. Yoongi, Namjoon, and Hoseok had had to go to the studio again today until 2, so Jin suggested the rest of them go sightseeing and shopping- not that he didn’t plan to take the others shopping as well, but this was about spoiling Taehyung and Jimin while Jungkook watched…and to see their happy faces. He’d grown fond of their smiles and their excitement over things he often found trivial. Like this. The newest Gucci line, proudly displayed in the window of the little Soho shop they were now standing in front of.

“Tae, no. You can’t afford it. You’re just going to make yourself sad.”

“But, Hyuuunnnnggg. Just a peak? Pretty please??” Taehyung pouts at Jimin, giving him puppy dog eyes to which the shorter male sighs.

“Fine. But if you get sad because you can’t take anything with you, don’t blame me.”

“Yes!”

The excited man pulls him into the store happily showing all the things he likes or thinks would look good on the other men in their group. He doesn’t notice it, but a man goes around collecting all of them and taking them to the front under Seokjin’s instruction, all the while Jin getting to relax and enjoy Taehyung’s excitement as he holds up a baby blue sweater to Jin’s shoulders and pondering if they’d even fit.

“OO OO Minnie!” Taehyung holds up a red and white striped shirt with a green collar and little Gucci symbols on it.

“Very nice, but,” Jimin reaches over and looks at the price tag, “it’s $10,000 nice. Please put it back before it gets ruined somehow.”

“Booo,” Taehyung sighs as he puts the shirt back on the hanger, “Fine. Let’s just go.”

Jimin rolls his eyes at his boyfriend’s pout before kissing him softly.

“One day, Tae. I promise.”

“Master Kim? Your purchase is ready for payment? Shall I tell you the total?” A man in a crisp, black suit asks having suddenly approached them.

“No need, Sungyoo,” Jin picks up the shirt Taehyung had just put down, “Also add this. We’ll be doing more walking around, so you can just have the bags put in the car.”

“Of course, Master Jin.”

The man bows and takes his leave, the other 3 men staring in shock between him and Jin.

“Hyung, we can’t let you do that. You’ve already done so much for us, a $10,000 shirt is far too much.”

“Jimin-ah, don’t worry. I want to do it. I appreciate your company and you guys make me quite happy.”

“Yeah, but hyung. $10,000 is a lot of money. We can’t just-“

“Tae-ah. You really like the shirt, right?”

“Yeah, but-“

“Then it’s yours. Trust me, it’s no burden or bother. Nor will be anything else I buy for you today, understand? Get whatever you want.”

“Hyung…That’s so kind of you.”

“Oh, trust me, Jimin. My reasons are just as selfish as they are kind,” Jin looks at Jungkook, reveling at the glowing fire in his eyes, “I just like treating pretty men to pretty things.”

 The eldest smirks, ignoring the youngest when he tries to pull them away to talk again. Instead, he links an arm with Taehyung and an arm with Jimin, taking them to the next store. The rest of the afternoon goes like this with Jin spending ridiculous amounts of money on Jimin and Taehyung, their protests eventually dying out at the 4th or 5th store, and Jungkook’s rage simmering within him, trying its hardest to eventually boil over. The 95 liners had yet to notice the tension since both men were decent enough at faking friendliness from years of galas and ceremonies, but the minute no one was looking, Jungkook was back to scowling at the seemingly permanent smirk on Jin’s face. Eventually, Jimin and Taehyung excuse themselves to the bathroom leaving Jungkook and Jin to finally be alone.

Still not gonna tell them, Bun?”

“Shut the fuck up.”

“I’m just saying. Look at how happy they are being satisfied by a man that’s not you- Granted I’m sure that’s something you’re used to seeing at this point given Yoongi and Hoseok.”

Jungkook’s eyes snap to Jin’s full of something best described as murderous intent causing the older man to throw his hands up in surrender.

“Too far? Apologies. You know I j-“

“The whole thing is too fucking far hyung! You’re literally acting like some douchebag sugar daddy waving his money around because his dick’s too small to give any type of satisfaction.”

“I would be offended, but I have no need to argue over obvious lies. More importantly, if you waved your money around more, I wouldn’t have to wave mine around. You saw how sad Taehyung looked when he thought he was going to have to leave Gucci empty-handed. You could’ve fixed that with so much fucking ease, but instead you were going to let him be sad. What the hell type of boyfriend is that Jungkook?”

“Oh like you have any experience in a serious relationship. All you ever want is a body to keep your bed warm.”

“Oh fuck off.”

“No. It’s fucking your turn. How many guys have you ‘dated’ in the past year? And how many of them did you dump without a second thought when you were done with them? You just like the journey Jin. You don’t give a fuck what happens after you reach the goal.”

“Watch it, brat.”

“I’ll bet you try to do the same damn thing with Joonie-hyung. Despicable.”

Jin balls a fist ready to throw a well-aimed punch when they suddenly hear Taehyung and Jimin’s voices approaching.

“Useless brat.”

“Chauvinistic asshole.”

“Hyung! Kookie! You’ll never guess what we found! Come look!”

“Sure!”

 

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“Wow hyung! I can’t believe you actually bought all of this stuff. Thank you so, so much. I don’t think I’ve ever seen Tae this happy before.”

The three men look over to Taehyung who’s excitedly tearing through bag after bag of Gucci. The man had thought Jin only bought him the one shirt, but when he got back to find everything he picked up in the store was present, he’d nearly exploded with glee. Now, he was happily sorting everything by who he thought it would look best on. His pile was the largest obviously, but he’d done a considerable amount of shopping for his hyungs and boyfriend’s as well. Not even just in Gucci. Each store they’d gone to, he’d managed to find something for everyone and each time, Jin bought all of it. With all of his gift sorting, he was in his own little world of high fashion and fantasizing about his sexy companions in different sexy outfits.

“He’s cute,” Jin comments as he takes a sip of his tea and turns his attention back to Jimin, “You don’t want to sort your gifts too? I know you picked out a few items for your hyungs.”

“Actually, Hyung,” Jimin reaches behind the couch and pulls out a JC Penny bag, “I got something for you too. It’s no Louis Vuitton, but I thought it’d look nice on you.”

Jin takes the bag somewhat confused, quite sure that they hadn’t even stopped in JC Penny. He pulls out a long tan coat with black buttons. The material seems solid and warm, and it really does fit Jin’s aesthetic. What Jin loved most about it was that it had been a gift from his dongsaeng. He gives Jimin an excited smile and thanks him as he gets up and tries the coat on.

“Oh, Jimin. This is absolutely perfect. I want to wear it everywhere.”

Jimin laughs a bit and smiles back.

“I’m glad you like it.”

“Glad you like w-oah. Whaaat the hell?”

Yoongi, Hoseok, and Namjoon stand in the entryway, mouths agape as they stare out over the sea of bags filling the main room.

“Hyungs!” Taehyung looks up shocked and bounds through the sea to get to them, nearly falling a few times, and puts his arms out to block as much of their view as possible, “No peeking!”

“Did you guys rob the entirety of New York?? Where did you get all of this??”

“Jin-hyung treated us to a shopping spree!” Jimin pipes up turning all of the attention to Jin.

“Seokjin-hyung, this is all brand name stuff. You didn’t have t-“

“I wanted to. I enjoy it. And if it’s perfectly alright with you, I intend to spoil you three as well. You’ve worked hard and you deserve it and I have ridiculous amounts of money with no one to spend it on, so please, for my sake, say yes.”

“…..Were you the one who had all that stuff sent to our hotel?”

Seokjin pauses, staring at Namjoon. The two hadn’t really spoken directly before, but now with Namjoon’s eyes intently glued to his, Jin found himself a little nervous to answer. It’s not like Namjoon seemed upset or anything, just. What if he didn’t like the answer and became upset? But he couldn’t lie either. The truth would come out and a lie over something simple as this would be even worse for their relationship.

“Yes. I felt extremely bad about what I did to Yoongi-ssi and wanted to do everything I could to make it up to him. When I found out you were with him, well. It would be incredibly rude to send gifts for one of you and not both of you.”

“So you what? Hired a private investigator or stalked our social media or something to figure out our schedule and what we like so that you could give us gifts, which would be super creepy and uncalled for but we’ll ignore that for now. I’m guessing with the information you got back, you struggled trying to find lavish gifts you could buy me given my lack of interest in lavish items, so you did your best….Correct?”

Jin stares wide-eyed at the precise analysis, everything being shockingly spot-on for the most part.

“I-…Yes. I must say, Namjoon-ssi, you’re very intelligent.”

Namjoon blushes a bit at the compliment but doesn’t falter, “Well then firstly, thank you, Seokjin-hyung, for thinking of me. However, as much as I appreciate the thought, I can’t accept your gifts. Their expense would be wasted on me. I’d be too afraid to even touch them lest I damage something that could pay off my student loans ten times over and probably still have enough left over to buy a new laptop for my writing.”

“Namjoon-ah, I-“

“Please also allow me to decline any future gifts. I understand that it’s no bother to you, but I’d simply feel more comfortable buying only what I can afford. Your money is yours, so please keep it well.”

There’s a brief silence, Jin seemingly at a loss for words, so Namjoon continues.

“If you’ll excuse me then, I’ll go gather the items from our room and bring them here.”

Namjoon gives a polite bow then leaves the room. Seokjin simply stares after him, confused and strangely hurt, although he tries his best to hide it. The smirk gracing Jungkook’s face does nothing to help.

“For what it’s worth, Hyung, I really appreciate the equipment and I can’t wait to set it up in our extra room,” Yoongi offers frowning at the solemn look in Seokjin’s eyes.

“So! What’d you guys get?!” Hoseok pipes up, effectively changing the mood. There’s still some lingering tension as Jimin and Taehyung begin showing off their loot (minus the gifts of course), but it quickly melts away as their show and tell turns into an impromptu fashion show full of laughter and dramatics.

Namjoon eventually returns and rather than spoil the fun, Jin ushers him to a side room before anyone can notice. The silence between them was awkward, neither quite sure of how to fix it.

“You can just put everything on the bed.”

“Thanks.”

Namjoon places everything but the book on the bed. Jin watches as he stares longingly at it before gently placing it on top of everything and turning to leave.

“Namjoon-ah, wait,” Jin grabs the book and holds it out to him, “You should have this- No, I want you to have this. A lot of stuff I sent you was superficial guesses, but this one…well. You love Haruki Murakami, right? I looked really hard for it and Haruki-ssi may hate me now with how much I pestered him to get it signed, but I really do want you to have it just as a gift. From a hyung to his dongsaeng. And as a thank you.”

“What?”

“No one’s ever returned my gifts before. Most people are just excited to have something shiny and new. You’ve given me a new experience, Namjoon. I appreciate it.”

The two stare at each other, Namjoon’s silence making Jin a bit uneasy.

“That said, if you still aren’t comfortable accepting it, I truly understand and I apologize if I’ve at all made you feel pressured to take it. I’ll just leave it right here and leave you to decide. Either way, Thank you, Namjoon-ah.”

Jin hurriedly places the book back on the bed and moves to scurry out of the room.

“Jin-hyung.”

The eldest male freezes, door slightly ajar as his hand grips the handle. He slowly turns back to Namjoon, nervous he’s made the man upset. Instead, he sees a dimpled smile directed towards him, Namjoon holding the book in his hands.

“Thank you.”

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“Rise and Shine everyone!!”

Jimin plops down on top of his boyfriends and throws a pillow at his sleeping hyungs, extremely careful not to wake Yoongi up with it. Waking Yoongi was something very few were willing to attempt, Hoseok even cowering out occasionally. Rumor has it, the last man to try and fail got his arm broken in three places.

“Ai! Minnie you weigh like 800 pounds! Get off!!”

“Yah! I do not you brat!” Jimin playfully hits Jungkook with one of the other pillows, Hoseok and Namjoon laughing sleepily from their bed. Taehyung mumbles something akin to “5 more minutes” then wraps his arms around Jimin, pinning him in place.

“Tae!!”

“Shhhhhh.”

Hoseok laughs for real this time as he gets up and stretches.

“Come on, guys, time to get up. It’s our last day here so let’s make the most of it. We’re going to Coney Island.”

“Coney Island?!” Tae practically shoots up, unintentionally knocking Jimin off the bed entirely.

“Ow!!”

“Oops. My bad, Minnie. Love you.”

“Fuck you.”

“Karma.”

“Shut up, brat.”

“Yah. You guys are fucking loud.”

The room suddenly goes quiet, everyone’s attention turning to the cat eyes squinting at them through a crack in the blankets.

“Yoongi-ah. Time to get up,” Hoseok softly says though maintaining distance between them just in case.

“I’m tired.”

“I know, hyung, just-“

“Hoseok.”

“Yoongi.”

“Don’t play stupid games, babe,”

“What was that, Kitten?”

They both growl a bit, the air between them changing into something a little less than innocent. Namjoon quickly takes the reigns, getting in between the two and smiling at Yoongi.

“Hyungie, we’re going to Coney Island today. Aren’t you excited?”

Yoongi sighs, knowing he can’t be mean to Namjoon no matter how hard he tries. Instead, he rolls onto his back and groans.

“Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine. BUT. I request to be bathed.”

“Fair enough!” Taehyung jumps up, tearing off his shirt.

“By my lovely boyfriend and precious Joonie.”

“Booooooo.”

“LMAO Tae!”

“We’ll bathe you, babe. Joonie will even carry you to the bathroom.”

Namjoon nods his agreement and readjusts so he can pick up Yoongi bridal style, the small man clutching his shirt, still nodding off a bit. The two go to the bathroom, Hoseok following close behind them, leaving the youngest three to their own devices.

“Today’s gonna be great you guys. Jin-hyung called around and got us ‘unlimited, all-access’ wristbands for all the rides and attractions. They technically aren’t a thing, but Jin-hyung has connections.”

“Yah, Tae try not to go ham on Jin-hyung’s credit card today. I hate to admit it, but Namjoon-hyung was right. It’s his money and although he says he enjoys spending it on us, we should still respect that fact. Plus, this weekend is about hanging out with our favorite men, not getting a bunch of cool gifts.”

“But Jimin-hyung-….” Taehyung sighs, “Nevermind. You’re right and I know it. I did get over-excited yesterday. It’s just, well. I never really had money like that. I guess it was just nice to for once walk into a store I like and not have to decide if I want to be able to pitch in for groceries for the week or if I want the cute new pants that’d make my ass look great.”

“Aww, Tae.”

“Tae-hyung, you know you don’t have to pitch in for groceries. Especially not if you’re already contributing a whole meal,” Jungkook gestures towards Tae’s butt causing Jimin to laugh.

“Yeah? Hungry, Bun?”

Taehyung winks and wiggles his ass at Jungkook, an inhuman noise coming from the bathroom doorway. The three youngest turn to see a blushing Namjoon staring back at them, no doubt having heard that entire exchange.

“I-uh- I came for Yoongi-hyung’s towel. Has anyone seen it?”

The four stare at each other in an awkward silence for a moment before Jimin leans over to a dresser and grabs the black towel.

“This one’s his.”

“Ah. Should’ve guessed,” Namjoon forces a bit of a laugh, “He loves black after all.”

There’s another awkward silence and Namjoon quickly excuses himself to the bathroom.

“Joonie? What happened? You’re blushing.”

“Oh uh-“

“Those brats didn’t try anything with you did they?”

“Yah, Yoongi-hyung, it’s fine. They’re nice guys, you don’t have to protect me from them.”

“Bullshit. I’ve been fucked by all three of them. They’re little devils.”

Namjoon sighs and rolls his eyes at the silliness, and Hoseok laughs pecking his boyfriend on the cheek.

“But you look so good underneath them, Kitten.”

“Jesus Christ. There’s literally no escape,” Namjoon mumbles to himself, but still loud enough for everyone to hear.

“Huh?”

“When I went to get your towel, Taehyung was asking to get his ass ate, and now you and Hobi-hyung are talking about you getting fucked.”

“Aww, Joonie. Do you feel left out? You know you’re always welcome to join Hobi and me.”

“Not the same. Plus, have you actually talked to those three about fucking me AND them?”

………

“We hinted at it?”

“But you didn’t talk about it. What do you guys always tell me? Communicate. Clearly and concisely.”

“Dammit.”

“Our Joonie. So smart. So mean. So right. We’ll talk to them, Joon. Promise. Just- I want to figure something out first.”

“Take all the time you need, Hobi-hyung. Just. Stop teasing me so much?” Namjoon whines, “You guys are all hot as hell and I’m not sure I can handle much more.”

Yoongi and Hoseok laugh, each kissing one of Namjoon’s temples with Yoongi having to stand on his tiptoes to do so.

“No promises, Guppy.”

 

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“No way! I’m not doing it!”

“But Hobi-hyung! You have to!!”

“You can’t go to an amusement park without riding at least one roller coaster!”

“I can and I will! Plus you guys already promised I wouldn’t have to ride any roller coasters or the drop tower if I agreed to go on every other ride. We’ve already done the half the park so I’ve more than held up my end of the bargain.”

Hoseok sticks out his tongue at the disgruntled 95 liners, seemingly winning this argument for now. The two go back to scouring the map for the next ride they’d get on and Yoongi laughs at the ridiculousness of it all.

“Hyungie! I bought us cotton candy,” Namjoon says as he happily bounds over to Yoongi, a stick of fluffed sugar in each hand. He hands Yoongi the purple one and takes a bite of his own pink one, the way his eyes widen at the flavor being absolutely adorable.

“Thanks, Joon. Are you having fun so far?”

“Yeah. I really liked that last ride with the ship.”

“You mean the one where Hobi looked like he was gonna hurl?” Yoongi snorts, earning a pout from his boyfriend.

“Yah. I thought you weren’t going to make fun of me today.”

“Of course not, precious.”

Yoongi plants a soft kiss on Hoseok’s lips and pats him twice on the head with an oddly smug look. An obvious indicator that he was lying, but Hoseok didn’t really care either way.

“You two are cute. I see why your dongsaengs fawn over your relationship so much. Tae and Jimin spent a good portion of the plane ride here plotting the perfect romantic moment for you two- thinking about it now though, maybe I wasn’t supposed to tell you that,” Jin gives a nervous chuckle, biting his lip ever so slightly in search of a way to gloss over his mistake. Luckily, he spots a man making giant bubbles with a hoola hoop and a kiddie pool, “Oh cool! I’ve never seen a bubble that huge!!”

Yoongi, Hoseok, and Namjoon all turn their attention to the man, Namjoon clapping as he creates another huge bubble.

“I didn’t even know bubbles could get that big,” Yoongi comments as he watches the bubble snap away from the hoop.

“I guess you could say it’s…unbeliBUBBLE,” Jin dies laughing at his own joke. Hoseok seems just as amused by the elder’s nonsense and Yoongi and Namjoon can’t help but chuckle at the two.

“AH HA!! WE GOT IT!”

“Hobi-hyung! Either you ride Thunderbolt with us-“

“No.”

“OR YOU RIDE SLING SHOT.

Hoseok freezes, staring at the two eager, mischievous faces staring back at him.

“What’s sling shot?” Namjoon asks, looking over Jimin’s shoulder at the map, “Oh. So you intend to kill Hobi-hyung.”

“What?” Yoongi glances over Tae’s shoulder, looking at the ride, “Oh hell no. You two are not killing the father of my children.”

“Wait what?” Hoseok blushes, then moves over to the map when he receives no response. As soon as he sees it, the blood drains from his face, leaving two smirking 95 liners.

“Well, Hobi-hyung? What will it be?”

“Thunderbolt? Or Sling Shot?

“This is cheating.”

“Nuh-uh. You said you’d ride any ride that wasn’t a roller coaster. This isn’t a roller coaster.”

“Yeah! It’s just the physical incarnation of death!!”

“So then worse than a roller coaster?”

“True. You only said roller coasters are evil spawns. You didn’t call them deadly.”

“Then it’s settled! Hobi-hyung will ride Thunderbolt with us!”

“Goddammit,” Hoseok groans, “Why am I even friends with you two??”

“Because we’re adorable and our friendship completes you.”

Jimin and Taehyung send Hoseok finger hearts causing the older to roll his eyes. Jungkook laughs and throws an arm around Hoseok’s shoulder.

“Don’t worry, hyung. I’ll protect you if anything bad happens.”

“Aw, Kookie-ah. I was hoping you’d sit next to me. We haven’t been able to talk much,” Jin fakes a pout, “I guess I’ll just sit with Joonie.”

Jungkook glares at the older then fakes a smile.

“I’m pretty sure Joonie-hyung is sitting with Yoongi-hyung.”

“Actually, I’m not getting on. Someone needs to be at the photo section to buy the picture of Hoseok before he can guilt them into not buying it, and that person is me.”

“LMAO, Hyung!” Jimin nearly doubles over with laughter, Hoseok frowning at his boyfriend, but remaining silent.

“Then it’s settled. Kookie will sit with Hobi, Jimin with Tae, and Joonie with me. Let’s go.”

“I detest this for the record,” Hoseok mumbles.

“Yah, do it for me, Hope. You know I love those stupid roller coaster pictures of you.”

“So I should add to your collection?”

“Yes.”

Hobi sighs and rolls his eyes but admits his defeat. He despises those pictures, but he adores Yoongi and that’s enough. The men get in line, Tae and Jimin taking the front and excitedly chatting about the ride. Namjoon, Yoongi and Hoseok chill in the middle mostly talking about whatever comes to mind in the moment. Jin and Jungkook take up the back, having a quiet conversation of their own.

“You think you’re clever, don’t you?”

“Usually, but what makes you say that?”

“Treating my hyungs with all-expense-paid attractions so it seems like you’re not really spoiling them, yet you still get the satisfaction.”

“Yes?? What about it? Don’t tell me you’re just mad you didn’t think of it first. I mean come on Jungkook, you easily could’ve. Namjoon’s the only one that really speaks English. And even he would’ve been easy to convince tickets are free or at least cheap enough that you could treat them.”

“That’s not the point, asshole.”

“Look. I’m just treating them how I treat all of my close friends. I treat them to nice shit, especially things they really want. Hell, you know this better than fucking anyone Jungkook. Don’t forget who bought you your first apartment when you said you were tired of living at home.”

“So what? That excuses you literally hitting on my boyfriends? Seducing my friends with lavish gifts so they have no choice but to adore you.”

“That’s not why they adore me. And buying Tae Gucci isn’t exactly flirting. It’s just being friendly.”

“Maybe to you, in your disconnected far off rich people land, that’s being friendly, but here it’s called flashing cash to get ass.”

“Well, your friends certainly aren’t giving me ass in exchange for expensive gifts nor do I expect them to. Seriously, what the fuck Jungkook. Have I ever made you get on your knees after treating you to dinner or buying you something nice? You’re being a dick.”

“Oh like you aren’t. You could’ve just left me and my hyungs alone but instead, you invited yourself on our vacation and started trying to manipulate-“

“Manipulate?! Jungkook, you’re the one that’s manipulating people! You’re literally making me pretend we’ve never met and that the you I know doesn’t exist.”

Jungkook goes quiet at that.

“It doesn’t matter. This was none of your fucking business. You had no right to intervene. Just shut up and fade into the background until we get back to Korea.”

Jin glares at Jungkook for a moment before just pushing past him in an effort to get to the other hyungs.

“Fine.”

 

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“OH THANK GOD. I’M ALIVE.”

Hoseok tumbles out of the ride's exit, practically kissing the ground (he doesn’t though. It’s gross and Yoongi wouldn’t kiss him again after), the other’s laughing as they trail behind him. Well, most of the others. Jin was just as terrified and Hoseok and though he wasn’t kissing the ground, it was clear to see that the male was still a bit shaken.

“Again! Again!”

“Tae. I swear to god I will commit homicide on you.”

They all laugh at Hoseok’s proclamation, their laughter only growing as Tae grabs the 94 liner’s arm and begins jokingly pulling him back towards the ride’s entrance.

“Yah! You brats are going to give him a heart attack. Chill out.”

“Yoongi-hyung! You’ll never believe how cool it was! The drop was completely straight, and Hobi-hyung screamed so loud!”

“Jimin!!”

Yoongi laughs at their antics as he reaches in a bag branded with the park’s logo.

“No worries, Jimin,” he pulls out a picture of Hoseok’s screaming face, “I’m more than aware.”

Hoseok lunges for the picture, Yoongi quickly moving it behind his back. It’s too late though. The damage is done and the six other men are in stitches, Jimin practically on the ground from laughing so hard.

“You guys are mean,” Hoseok pouts.

“Yah. It’s ok, Hobi-ah. I was scared too, so you weren’t alone,” Jin pipes up as he moves next to him.

“Oh no worries, Jin-hyung,” Yoongi pulls out another picture, this one of Jin screaming, “I’m more than aware of that too."

“YAH!” Jin nearly screeches as he tries and fails to take the photo from Yoongi, the younger’s gummy smile almost being worth the humiliation. Almost.

“Ai. I forgot how chaotic having dongsaengs can be. Never a moment of rest for a hyung,” Jin huffs a playful laugh.

“I got pictures of everyone, so no one would feel left out. I’ll copy them when we get back to Korea and mail them out.”

“So sweet of you, Yoongi-yah. However, I think I could die in peace if no one else ever had access to that picture.”

The seven break into laughter again before Jin speaks again.

“The fireworks are starting soon. We should go find a place to sit.”

“Fireworks?!” Jimin and Taehyung both gasp simultaneously. To the untrained eye, it looked like they were both just excited for the show. Luckily, the only trained eyes were too busy play fighting with each other over a picture to notice the hint of mischief in the 95 liners eyes.

“We’re going to run ahead, Hyung! We’ll see you there!”

The two dash off, leaving a confused yet amused Jin behind.

“Are those two always this hyper?”

“These three. Typically-“

Yoongi is cut off by the 95ers suddenly racing back, grabbing Hoseok, and running back off in the direction they came. Yoongi sighs and chuckles as he finishes his sentence.

“Hoseok is with them. Come on. We should find them before they somehow get in trouble."

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“Where the hell are they?”

“I can barely make out anyone in this sea of people. There’s no way we’ll find them like this.”

“Jungkookie, call them.”

Jungkook does as Yoongi asks, holding his phone to his ear until Taehyung answers excitedly.

“Hi, Kookie! Are you guys here yet?”

“Yeah. Where are you guys??”

“Look up.”

“What?”

The call ends and Jungkook looks at his phone confused.

“Well? What’d they say?”

“Look up?”

The four men look up, first directly up, peering at the sky as though maybe the others had suddenly learned how to fly, then to the more reasonable up. There they were, Taehyung and Jimin eagerly waving from on top of a building at the edge of the clearing.

“How the hell…”

They approach the building, stopping just short of the entrance and Jimin looks down at them.

“Hey! Come on up!”

“Jimin, what the heck are you guys doing up there?!”

“It’s the best place to see the fireworks!”

“Hyung! Hurry up! The shows starting soon!” Taehyung rushes, reappearing over the ledge.

“How do we even get up there?!”

“The guy inside will let you through!”

Yoongi looks hesitant at the prospect but is the first to push past the door to what seems to be some type of restaurant. To their surprise, the man inside greets them in Korean and ushers them up a back staircase that leads to the roof. When they get there, Yoongi freezes. Taehyung and Jimin have disappeared, leaving a smiling, albeit nervous, Hoseok standing with a bouquet of black roses in the middle of a basic set up: two lawn chairs with a table in the middle, a single candle on top along with a bucket of yangnyeom chicken and 2 sprites.

“Hope-ah…”

Yoongi stares in awe between the setup and Hoseok before he finally walks over and pulls his boyfriend into a tight embrace. It was simple and romantic, but that’s not what had Yoongi’s heart beating out of his chest, ready to announce his love to everyone. It was their first date, recreated in America. The same silly lawn chairs clashing with the same beautiful black roses. The single candle casts just enough light to see without taking away from the show. He remembers how he’d been so nervous then, tugging absently at the sleeve of his sweater and thinking it was strange that Hoseok had chosen a rooftop for their first date. Unlike this time, the rooftop hadn’t actually overlooked anything. Nevertheless, it had been perfect. The laughter, the food, Hoseok. And this. Pulling back slightly, he smiles at Hobi asking exactly what he’d asked back then when they’d been seated for 15 minutes and nothing particularly special had happened yet.

“Why’d you bring me here?”

“I promised I would light up your life.”

With that, the two kiss, the first firework popping overhead right as their lips meet and the other men cheering quietly and taking pictures (sound off this time). He hadn’t understood what that meant back then, the fireworks taking another 15 minutes of confused and anxious silence to finally start. Yoongi can’t help laughing as he remembers the way Hoseok had popped up from his chair cheering his praises to whatever being had answered his prayers, before turning back to Yoongi, a halo of light exploding behind his head as he spoke: “I told you I would light up your life.”

As the fireworks fall into a rhythm, the 7 men settle Taehyung and Jimin pulling out lawn chairs for all of them. Yoongi and Hoseok take their original seats, Namjoon and Jin taking the seats to Yoongi’s left, and the throuple taking those to Hoseok’s right, casting them in a bit of a semi-circle so they could all see each other.

“Oi. Jimin-ah. Tae-ah. You guys planned all this?”

“W-What? No way! Hobi-hyung-“

“Did nothing but fill in the details. Jimin and Tae are the ones who thought to recreate our first date. They knew it involved fireworks but ran off so fast that they forgot they knew nothing else about it. As for actually making it happen, there was a team effort. You should’ve seen us, Hyung. Running around trying our hardest to explain in English what we wanted to do. Fun fact: These flowers are called ‘roses’ in English and if you say ‘pretty flower romantic’ enough times, someone will understand you.”

“I’m so glad I ended up having the easiest job. Minnie was in charge of convincing someone to let us use the top of their building. Luckily after five tries, we found this man. Apparently, he moved here from Korea 15 years ago. He was super excited about our plan and when I told him I was in charge of finding yangnyeom chicken and 2  bottles of sprite, he insisted on making it himself. He said the locals screw it up too much.”

The seven men laugh at that.

“Honestly, we owe this whole thing to him. After I struggled on the phone for 10 minutes, he asked me what I wanted then took the phone and translated it to English for me.  Then when they said it would be an hour unless we did pick up, he gave me the keys to his scooter.”

“His name is Saehyun-ssi, and he’s my favorite person in America.”

“Then I’ll have to thank Saehyun-ssi. And thank you. All three of you, but especially you two. Tonight is perfect. I-…”

Yoongi looks at his dongsaengs, giving them a warm smile in lieu of the words caught in his throat. If he berates them for proceeding to tackle him in a hug seconds later, well that’s on them. For a brief while, the peace is back, the fireworks burning away the tension. For an hour the only sounds to be heard are the happy laughter of close friends as they talk and joke and the loud, but oddly comforting boom as pretty colors rain from the sky. It’s as Yoongi said. Perfect.

When the fireworks end, the men clean up any mess they made and travel downstairs to thank Saehyun once again for everything. Jin hangs back a moment and hands the man $10,000, folded over into a simple silver clip. Saehyun refuses it at first, claiming there’s no need, but Jin insists.

“You’ve made my dongsaengs happier than I’ve ever seen them. That said, please consider this a rental fee as well as payment for furnishing, advising, and catering. I’d be an impolite customer not to pay what I owe.”

He places the money clip in the man’s hand and bows to him once more before walking away. The cheers of joy he hears as Saehyun calls his wife over to tell her the good news warms him from the bite of cold air that hits him as he walks out the door.

“Yah! Jin-hyung! Over here!”

The six men are huddled over the map when Jin approaches them, searching for their last hoorah before everything closes.

“Hope and I are going on the Ferris wheel.”

“No fair! The Ferris wheel was my make-out spot!”

“You snooze, you lose.”

“Hurt.”

“Minnie, we could always go ride Sling Shot instead?”

“Yes! Great thinking Jungkookie.”

“There’s something I want to get before we go. Do you guys want anything? Souvenirs? Concessions?”

“Nothing for me, thanks.”

“A slushie for Tae, Kookie, and I, please! Three Straws! Thanks, Hyung!”

“Surprise me.”

“I’ll go with you, Hyung,” Namjoon offers, “I’m not sure what I want anyway, and I definitely don’t want to get roped into riding Sling Shot or forced to watch my hyungs make out.”

“O-oh. Ok cool.”

Jungkook frowns as Jin and Namjoon walk off, seemingly having a decent conversation if their smiles are anything to go by. However, his attention is quickly turned away from them by his two adrenaline high boyfriends pulling him towards their next thrill.

 

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“Jin-hyung, you really didn’t have to buy all of this.”

“Yah, Namjoon-ah. Funnel Cake is one of my favorite American carnival foods. How could I not order enough to share with my dongsaengs? Plus, Souvenirs are essential.”

“It’s sweet in theory, but, Hyung, there’s no way we finish all this.”

“Then if we have extra, we can give it to the homeless man that sets up not too far from our hotel. I’ll make sure it stays warm.”

“Ah, so you do have a heart that revolves around something other than money.”

“Joon-ah, that’s not very nice. I’m trying very hard thank you. I just haven’t- y’know… all my circles are-…I-“

“Typically, don’t hang out with people that aren’t billionaires? We can tell, hyung.”

“That obvious?”

“Well, most people don’t treat their friends to expensive vacations and Louis Vuitton hoodies. Nor do they stalk them to give them gifts.”

“I-….Sorry about that. Typically when buying gifts for people I don’t know, It’s potential business partners that want me to meet their children in hopes of striking two deals at once. A gift they adore softens the blow of me denying their child’s hand in marriage, so I try to stay on top of my research. I guess in a situation with normal people that comes across as creepiness instead of dedication.”

“Exactly, Hyung. I appreciate your apology and so long as you just ask me directly next time, I forgive you.”

Namjoon shoots Jin a dimpled smile, earning a smile back from the man.

“I’m glad, Namjoon-ah.”

“Of course, Hyu- Oh My God.”

Namjoon stops dead in his tracks, eyes focusing on something off behind Jin.

“What?”

Jin follows Namjoon’s gaze to a giant plush lion- at least he thinks it might be a lion. It has no mane and its face is pretty simple like a kid’s cartoon. Nevertheless, Namjoon seems absolutely enthralled by it, dimples deepening instantly as he speed walks over to the booth, careful not to drop any of the stuff he's carrying. Jin follows him, enjoying his excitement.

“Hyung. They have a giant Ryan.”

“Ryan?” Jin looks the plush up and down, before turning to Namjoon again, “Do you want him?”

“What?”

“Do you want him?”

“Hyung, no. I already told you, I prefer you don’t waste your money on expensive gifts for me. A 4 ft tall Ryan plush at an amusement park surely costs a lot of money to buy straight out.”

Jin laughs.

“Who said anything about buying it straight out?”

Jin places the drinks he has on the counter and hands Namjoon the other bags before stepping up to the booth. Suddenly, it was clear to see. Jin was going to play to win. The game was simple enough. Hit the ball off the backboard and into the small bucket. People around them seemed to be failing left and right, but Jin seemed confident.

“Hyung, this is impossible. Look at everyone else.”

“Joon-ah, it’s fine. I’m not everyone else,” Jin pulls out the ten dollars it takes for three balls and calls over the game operator, “Hi. I was wondering if you’d be interested in a little wager?”

“Depends. What’s innit for me?”

“A $50 tip. I bet I can beat this on my first try. If I win, you give me the giant Ryan plush. If you win, you get to pocket a $50 tip.”

“Only $50?”

“$100.”

“Deal.”

Jin picks up a ball intently, staring down the board. Even from 3 ft away, Namjoon could see all the calculations running through his mind. Suddenly, Jin throws the ball, the whole thing seeming to happen in slow motion. It hits the backboard just so, rolling down it as though the ledge at the bottom will knock it out of bounds. Instead, the ball rolls right over it and straight into the bucket, much to everyone but Jin’s surprise. The game operator stares in shock, slowly going over to check that the ball is actually there. When it is, he turns to Jin, mouth agape.

“I can’t believe- I mean- Wow. I’ve never seen anyone beat this.”

Jin gives a polite bow and the man retrieves the giant plush handing it over to Jin.

“You’re a legend, man. Please enjoy this.”

“You too.”

Jin winks as he takes the plush and slides the man a hundred-dollar bill. He turns back to Namjoon, giving him a sheepish grin. What he’s not ready for is the radiance of pure joy when painted on Namjoon’s face. He could drown in it and still die happy.

“Hyung, you did it! How did you even- So cool!”

“Uh-yeah. A close friend and I used to go to the amusement park a lot as kids. He was always better at games than I was, but this is the one game I could always beat him at….Anyway, I believe this belongs to you.”

Jin takes the stuff Namjoon’s carrying and passes him the plush, then picks up his own stuff. He somehow makes carrying food, drinks, and trinkets for 7 people look like light work, but Namjoon still feels bad and offers to at least carry his own stuff.

“Jin-hyung.”

“Yes, Joon-ah?”

“Thank you.”

 

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“Joonie-hyung! Jin-hyung! Over here!”

“Oooo, you guys brought snacks!”

“And a giant….bear??”

“It’s a lion, Yoongi-hyung. His name is Ryan. Jin-hyung won him for me at a booth!”

“Oh cool! Jin-hyung you must be amazing! These games are basically impossible to win!”

“Thanks, Hobi-ah. It’s nothing really. Just a lot of….” Jin looks to Jungkook, a bit of a frown tugging at his lips, “practice.”

Jungkook only glares back at him, seemingly steaming at yet another gift Jin has given one of his hyungs. They don’t have a chance to dwell on it though, Tae and Jimin getting into the funnel cake.

“MMMMM, Hyung, this is so delicious!”

“Minnie, I know we talked about marrying each other, but is it ok if I marry whatever this is instead?”

Jin laughs as he hands out the rest of the concessions, “It’s funnel cake. It’s one of my favorites, so I’m glad you like it.”

“Mn. It’s super good, Hyung. Thank you.”

“Joonie, where do you intend to put that thing?? It’s like the size of your apartment.”

“Yah. Hobi-hyung, stop exaggerating. I’ll keep him on the couch.”

“Alright, Joonie no longer has a couch to sit on. Noted.”

“Yoongi-yah,” Namjoon whines, “You guys always give my apartment crap.”

“No Joon. Your apartment gives you crap. Literally. Actual shit in the hallways. Please move immediately.”

“That was one time!”

“One time too many. And that tenant didn’t even get kicked out because they slept with the dickwad that owns the place.”

“Pardon me, Namjoon-ah. I know this is probably none of my business, but you guys are joking, right? This isn’t an accurate description of your apartment?”

The way Namjoon hesitates says it all, Jin shooting a stern look to Jungkook, before turning back to Namjoon.

“No judgment! Of course. I’m not at all judging you. I just- I’m fond of you. If your apartment really is like this, your landlord is shit and breaking several laws. If you’d like, I’d be willing to have him taken to court for misconduct.”

“Oh, Jin-hyung, I couldn-“

“Oh Fuck Off!”

Everyone goes silent and turns to Jungkook, the youngest shooting daggers at Jin.

“Enough with your rich boy, white knight persona! Not everyone needs your charity, Jin, and they most certainly don’t need your help! Just quit it already!”

“Jungkook! Watch your fucking mouth!” Yoongi interrupts, shocked when the younger ignores him.

“I’m so fucking sick and tired of you just throwing your money everywhere while pretending to be a good person when you’re fucking not!”

“Jungkook, don’t do this.”

“Don’t do fucking what, Jin? You come out of nowhere acting like you know what’s best for everyone when you don’t. You think just because you have money, it gives you license to interfere with everyone’s lives and it’s bullshit.”

There’s a brief silence as Jin tries to reign in his anger.

“You’re so-“

“Shut the fuck up, Brat.”

Jungkook pauses still glaring at the man.

“I act like I know what’s best for everyone? That’s what you think? Look at yourself, asshole.”

“Don’t you dare.”

“You’re fucking cussing me out for offering to help Namjoon not have to deal with literal shit in his place of residence! And for what, Jungkook?! Because you’re too busy being a coward to do it yourself!”

“Seokjin, I swear to god-“

“You could’ve solved sooooo much Jungkook! You could’ve gotten Joonie out of that hell hole! You could’ve taken all six of you literally anywhere in the world without issue any time you wanted! You could’ve bought Jimin’s dorm ten times over and kicked everyone but him out if you wanted to, but you didn’t because you’re a fucking coward!”

“What?”

“Hyung, what’re you talking about? Jungkook, what is he talking about??”   

“Tell them, Jungkook. Tell them the truth that was so important for you to hide that you asked me to pretend we’re not best friends- well I guess we probably aren’t anymore, so guess it’s fine now. Tell them.”

All eyes turn to Jungkook, who looks a mix of panicked, pissed, and hurt as he stares back at his hyungs. His eyes land on Jin’s and all of his other emotions subside, leaving him full of rage again. It happens so fast, they can barely tell what happened. In one step, Jungkook is raising a balled fist and in the next, he’s punching Jin in the face, definitely hard enough to leave a bruise. Within an instant, a worried Hoseok and Namjoon are holding back a fighting Jungkook, Yoongi quickly moving in front of him and leveling him with his deadliest stare. It takes a moment, but Jungkook slowly calms down, taking in everything around them. Hoseok and Namjoon’s tight grip on his arms and chest. Jimin and Taehyung glaring at him in confusion and anger as they hold a slushie to Jin’s bruised cheek and check if he’s alright. Then Yoongi. Suddenly, all he feels is fear, the blood coursing in his veins coming to a standstill as he takes in the cold stare of his hyung.

What did he just do.

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“Everyone sit down,” Yoongi orders as they walk into Jin’s penthouse suite. It was better for holding 7 people at once, so it’d been the clear option for the oncoming conversation. The six men sit, Jin pausing to grab an ice pack out of the freezer. When everyone’s seated, Yoongi speaks again.

“I’m going to say this once and one time only. One of you needs to explain what the fuck is happening, and I swear to god if either of you tries to start a fight again, I’m killing you both.”

“Jungkook?” Jin looks to the younger male, sighing when he receives no response, “Fine. I’ll explain. But they should really find out the truth from you.”

“Oh like you actually give a damn.”

“I do give a damn, assh-“

“Yah! What did I just say?!”

“Sorry, Yoongi-yah. I guess I’ll start from the beginning. Jungkook and I grew up together. Since he was about 4 and I was 8, almost 9. I know it’s a big age gap, but our families were close, so we were too. We’ve been best friends for years. I was there when he first met the cute boy in the library that just threatened to blow him and when he realized he loved the cute boy and his cute friend. I was there when he met the two really hot guys that he later found out were famous rappers and when he was afraid because one of them made him feel a bit insecure. Hell, I was the one who let him stay in my beach house when he needed to get away for the weekend. I was there when he got over that fear and started fucking both of them along with his boyfriends. I was there for all of it. Every problem, every crush, every everything. And from the beginning, I told him he should tell you guys the truth.”

“About knowing you??”

Jin sighs, offering Jungkook one last chance to explain. Nothing.

“About him being as rich as I am. He’s heir to Hyundai Motor. His mom owns the company.”

 Five men stare between Jungkook and Jin in shock obviously wanting to ask questions. Jin decides to continue before they can.

“We’re part of the elite five, the richest, handsomest young bachelors in Korea, all heirs to the most successful companies in Korea. People have fawned over us since we were children. That’s part of why he stopped telling people who he is when he was in middle school. I’ll let him explain that part, but I understand why he did it, just- this time, he was being stupid. When Yoongi-ah announced you guys could come to America if you got your own tickets, Jungkook asked me to help him find a way for him to pay for you guys without you guys figuring out he paid. He denied my first suggestion of telling you guys the truth, so we came up with the competition. Jungkook’s fake name was supposed to win, but Yoongi’s video was so amazing- sorry once again for that situation- and I knew Yoongi was connected to you guys so win-win. As for the prize involving me, I admit I was being selfish. I wanted to meet all of Jungkookie’s closest friends outside of the world of forced smiles at banquets and entertaining people who were raised specifically to be your choice in marriage. And- well, I wanted to meet Namjoon-ah. Creepy, I now know, but one day Jungkook sent a picture of the most beautiful man I’ve ever seen, and I knew I had to meet him. I suppose it’s even more creepy that I’ve known all these things about you guys all this time and pretended I didn’t, so sorry for that. Jungkook-….when he saw me at the airport, he was upset. He pulled me aside and asked me to pretend we’ve never met. I guess I’m even more at fault here because I agreed. Not only because he asked me to, but because it gave me leverage…I was trying to make Jungkook tell you. None of my business, I know, but it’s been years and you guys still didn’t know. And if you never found out, everything would be a lie. Everything involving me would be a lie. He was being dumb. Leaving you guys at risk, putting me at risk, putting our relationships with all of you at risk, and I indulged him by not telling you, but I pushed him. Don’t get me wrong, I treated you all no differently than I treat all of my close friends, but I knew it was pissing off Jungkook and I used that to my advantage. Every moment we’ve spent alone since we’ve been here has been an argument full of insults and venom. I admittedly said a lot of things that I shouldn’t have. Things that I knew might hurt him. I was hoping Jungkook would see past himself and come clean. Or at least become upset enough to……….Then I could tell you the truth too and help him explain why he did what he did then we could all go from there. Or you could all go from there, either way. Instead, even in holding back, I pushed him too far.”

“See past myself,” Jungkook huffs an annoyed laugh, “Bold fucking words coming from you, Jin. If you had at all seen past yourself during this entire thing, you wouldn’t have come in the first place. You wouldn’t have put either of us in this position, you wouldn’t have tried to push me, and you wouldn’t have outed me when you couldn’t get your way, but no. You had to be selfish.”

“Don’t pretend I’m the only one to blame here, Jungkook. If you had just told them the truth-“

“It was my truth to tell, Jin!”

“Yeah! Your fucking truth that you refused to tell even after it was half out anyway! You claimed it wasn’t that important, but look around, Jungkook!”

Jungkook freezes. He’d been avoiding looking at his boyfriends and hyungs the entire time, afraid of what he’d see. What he finds is even worse than he imagined. 4 sets of stern, hurt, pissed eyes stare at him.

“I-“

“What the fuck, Jungkook?”

Jungkook’s eyes snap to Jimin’s angry ones. The man looked livid, but more than that, he looked sad. Hurt. Betrayed.

“Jimin, it’s not-“

“It’s not what? True? Please, by all means, Jungkook, if it’s not true and Jin-hyung is just making shit up for whatever reason, please just tell us. If this is all some stupid joke or something, fine, just tell us. It’s not funny, but at least it beats the alternative. So please. Tell us it isn’t true.”

A stiff silence fills the air, Jungkook’s eyebrows furrowing with fear as he looks at the pleading eyes looking back at him. Eventually, the youngest man exhales a breath he didn’t realize he’d been holding, eyes falling to the ground, partially wishing it would simply open him up and swallow him whole.

“It’s true,” he says, voice barely loud enough to hear, but seemingly echoing in the silence, “All of it’s true.”

The quiet that drops over the room is the most suffocating yet, somehow seeming to freeze the moment in time. There’s so much to be said, each syllable getting stuck in their mouths and inevitably forced back down their throats. It was strange. Uncomfortably strange. Of course, it was. The weekend of mirth and fun had suddenly turned bad, spoiling like milk left to sit in the sun too long- though this situation had spoiled much faster than that, like a switch had been flipped and suddenly everything had become irredeemably this. Jin steps closer to Jungkook, taking a deep breath before he speaks.

“I’m sorry, Jungkook-ah. I know what I did was extreme. I know I’ve hurt you a lot in the past 3 days, not just with insults, but with fear. I-…regret that things came out in the way that they did, but they’re out now. You can move past them. I know you’re pissed with me and probably hate me at the moment, but know I still consider you my dongsaeng, and I’m here to help however I can.”

………

“Haven’t you helped enough?” Jungkook spits, the words quiet and harsh to the ear, but still audible, “I worked so hard, Jin, to stop being ‘heir to Hyundai Motor’, to get people to see me as Jeon Jungkook instead of whatever prestigious bullshit titles they threw on me just because of my lineage. Yet, you just had to bring it all back. It’s the same as always, Jin. You’re nothing but a spoiled rich asshole and I’m the idiot that was dumb enough to follow you.”

Jin opens his mouth to retaliate, but instead sighs, taking a moment to choose his next words wisely.

“If that’s really how you see me….fine. Ok,” Jin turns to Yoongi noting the contained fury etched into the younger’s face, “I apologize for my parts in the trouble caused. That said, please don’t be too furious with Jungkook. Despite his selfishness in this particular instance, he would never do anything to hurt you guys. He may have lied about his monetary status, but I assure you he’s never once lied about how he feels about all of you. Like I said, I’ll let him explain his reasoning for lying, but please. His reason, while stupid, still holds some validity, and if I hadn’t pushed so hard, I’m sure maybe he would’ve told you himself one day, so please try to forgive him….and if at all possible, one of you stay with him. At least until he has a chance to calm down.”

“I can,” Namjoon offers.

“Joon, no-“

“Yoongi-yah, it’s fine. Unlike the rest of you, I just met Jungkook. Although I agree what he did is fucked up, I’m also not hurt by it personally. You guys are all pissed, right? I’m sure that wouldn’t help.”

“….Fine.”

“In that case, thank you once again, Joon-ah. I understand that you all probably need some time alone, so I’ll see myself out.”

“We should leave. This is your penthouse.”

“It’s fine. There’s more space in here. And several spare rooms if you’d like to sleep separately until it’s time to get on the plane. Feel free to sleep in them.”

Jin slips on his shoes and the coat Jimin got him the other day then slips out the door. Yoongi sighs, running his hands over his face. After pacing a few moments, his hand drops and he stops, staring at nothing in particular.

“What the hell, Jungkook?”

The air remains quiet and still, prompting the eldest to turn and look at the youngest, the tall man still dutifully staring at the ground.

“Jungkook.”

The youngest finally looks up at Yoongi, quickly rubbing at his eyes, hoping to hide the fact that he’d been tearing up. It doesn’t work, but Yoongi doesn’t comment on it, instead waiting for Jungkook to speak.

“I-…..I’m sorry. I should’ve told you guys.”

“Damn right, you should’ve told us, Jungkook. Even if you wanted us to pretend you were flat broke and a complete nobody after you told us, you should’ve told us. How the hell are we supposed to trust you if you’ve been lying to us this whole time?”

 “I know! I know. I just-“ Jungkook chokes a bit, air catching in his throat, “I- I- I couldn’t- I couldn’t tell you.”

Yoongi gives Jungkook a moment to recollect himself, being cautious. He was pissed off, of course, but Jungkook was still his friend and someone he cared for deeply.

“You couldn’t?”

“I- I was scared. Terrified really. I’ve never had luck with people finding out my status. I couldn’t bear losing you guys too…but I guess more than that, it’s like Jin said. I was just being selfish. I could’ve got hurt, and I didn’t want to. I didn’t want any of us to get hurt, but instead of looking at you guys as the people I know you to be, I forced my perceptions of other people from my past on you. Assumed you’d be the same. I’m so, so sorry.”

“………So you lied to us?”

Jungkook turns to Jimin wide-eyed then regretful.

“…I did. Minnie. Tae. I love you guys so much, I’m so fucking sorry. I adore you. I was so caught up in my own head and the past. I shouldn’t have lied. I swear I’ll never lie to you again.”

“…….so then what Jin said…about my dorm, my roommate? It’s true? You’re heir to Hyundai Motor and rich and have a shit ton of connections that could have-“

Jimin pauses, just glaring at Jungkook in disbelief. Somewhere in his eyes, there was an ocean of pain, but it was clouded by a simmering rage. It’s clear to see that he wants to let it out, yell, cry, scream even. Instead, he simply takes a deep breath.

“Taehyung, I’m sleeping up here if you would like to join me. If not, that’s fine too.”

With that, Jimin leaves to one of the hallways leading to the spare bedrooms. After a moment or two, Taehyung gets up and follows him without a word.

“Fuck,” Jungkook mumbles to himself still staring at the hallway the men had just gone down, eyes welling up with tears.

“Yah. Calm down. They’re livid and hurt, but-“

“They’re going to leave me. I lied to them and I shouldn’t have and I know that and now they’re going to leave me.”

The youngest chokes out a quiet sob, Yoongi moving closer to him and grabbing his face in both hands. As their eyes meet, the younger’s face only crumbles more.

“Hyung, I’m so sorry. I’m so fucking sorry. I just- I knew this would happen and I don’t want- I can’t lose you guys but it doesn’t matter anyway because it’s happening now I should’ve just told you the truth and instead I was selfish and an asshole and now you’re all going to leave me and you have every fucking right to I-“

“Jungkook. Shut up and listen.”

The tall man quiets, his rambling turning to silent tears and the occasional huff or sharp inhale as he tries to regain his breath.

“You’re a dumbass. And an asshole. And you’ve fucked up in so many ways, that yeah, I really can’t blame Jimin or Tae if they leave you. But falling apart isn’t going to help you right now, so pull your shit together. It’s like my mother used to say, ‘only panic when the situation is over’. Understand?”

There’s another round of sniffling and hushed whimpers, but eventually, Jungkook nods.

“We don’t hate you. We should. We more than should. But we don’t. You’re ours and we love you. That doesn’t mean we forgive you or that we’ll just forget this whole thing happened. You have a shit ton of trust and understanding to rebuild. You better hope, beg, and pray that they’re willing to try to move past this, and if they aren’t, then you better leave it be. That said, I can’t speak for Hoseok, or the irritated look on his face, but if you need help or someone to talk to, I’m here.”

Jungkook nods again, easily sensing the unspoken question. Yoongi releases his face and moves to the hallway.

“Hoseok and I will sleep up here tonight, so you can be alone if you need, and everyone can have space. Namjoon?”

“I’ll stay downstairs with Jungkook. Just in case.”

Yoongi tilts his head in confirmation then turns to Hoseok and holds out a hand, the younger man taking it and disappearing down the hallway with him. As soon as they’re out of sight, the tears start again, Jungkook’s wails quickly filling the room as everything seemingly hits him tenfold. It was pitiful, the way his body violently shook as he cried. The way his arms wrapped around his torso, clutching for dear life, his nails slightly digging into his biceps. The way he gasped for breath he could never quite catch. His worst nightmare had come true and suddenly the world was swallowing around him, threatening to eat him whole

“Jungkook…Kookie-ah…Hey…”

Suddenly, large hands are wrapping around his own, softly prying them away from his bruising flesh, but not moving them too much otherwise.

“Hey….It’s ok Kookie, I’m here. You’re ok. It’s ok.”

Jungkook finally finds himself focusing on the soothing voice calling to him. It was deep, deeper than Taehyung’s even and god, so calming. Jungkook could let himself be lost in it forever. Suddenly, he opens his eyes again, not even remembering closing them. Namjoon’s soft smile greets him, along with some praise about how he’s doing so well.

“Kookie-ah? You with me?”

Jungkook’s eyes flick to Namjoon’s worried ones, and he desperately wants to respond to the man- tell him anything really- but he still hasn’t managed to catch the breath he’s so desperately chasing. Upon the realization his breathing speeds up even more, making him choke on nothing but the lack of air in his lungs.

“Hey, hey, hey. Breathe for me. Alright, Jungkook? Breathe. Just like this.”

The older male takes Jungkook’s hand and puts it on his chest, then inhales deeply before exhaling slowly. He begins a mantra for Jungkook to follow, “In. 2. 3. 4. Out. 2. 3. 4.”, sighing a bit in relief when the younger seems to pick up on it, eventually muttering it to himself. When he’s finally able to breathe again, Jungkook stares up at Namjoon, doe-eyed and teary, but better than a few moments ago. Upon realizing his position, he quickly snatches his hand away, apologizing profusely. Instead, Namjoon just pulls him into a tight hug and shushes him softly.

“It’s going to be ok, Jungkook.”

Chapter Text

On The Plane- 6:48 AM

 

“You didn’t have to do that to them, you know.”

Jin turns to Namjoon, his look of shock turning to guilt.

“Well, no one else was going to. They could’ve gone their whole lives never knowing. Or it could come out 10 years in and destroy their relationship entirely.”

“So you think what you did was right?”

“…..If you’re asking if I think the ends justify the means, then it’s more complicated than that. It’s the biggest thing I always say. Honesty is best when it comes to people you care about. I was honest with Jungkook about me feeling he was being stupid, and he insisted I pretend I don’t know him, like we didn’t literally grow up together. Was I wrong to push so hard? Yes. But I was trying to help him and it’s really hard to do that when he’s too busy trying to pretend we’ve never met. It would’ve been a lot easier if he’d just been honest with them in the first place.”

There’s a brief silence between them, Jin sighing and turning back to stare at the seat in front of him.

“Look. You all see me as the villain right now, and who knows. Maybe I am. But Jungkook wasn’t faultless in this. The best I can give is what I have. I’m his hyung. Taking care of him when he’s being stupid is part of what I do. I didn’t intend for things to get this bad, but now that they are, I have no intention of leaving him defenseless and alone.”

“He’s not defenseless, Hyung. He’s a grown man and he’s capable of taking care of himself.”

Jin looks back to Namjoon noting the hint of agitation in that last line.

“Are you still talking about Jungkook?”

The younger male freezes and looks at him.

“Y-Yeah…Jungkook….Look, I get what you mean. Jungkook was being dumb, and he was wrong for hiding the truth and for making you pretend you guys weren’t friends and for exploding and punching you. But-…”

“But what?”

“Nevermind. You know you fucked up. No point in lecturing you over it. Now, we fix it. Or more precisely, I’ll fix it. If I were you, I’d lay low for a while. Despite your best intentions, you hurt one of Yoongi’s dongsaengs and I’ve seen the man plot murder for less.”

“You mean his overprotective nature I’m guessing? He barely let Jungkook near you.”

“….It’s not entirely his fault, you know? He means well, and he tries to find a balance of protecting us without being overbearing, but sometimes…well, you saw.”

“But it’s like you just said Namjoon. You guys are grown men, capable of taking care of yourselves. I get that for a long time he was the hyung, as well as all the implications that come with it, but this is a bit far- not that I can really talk I guess.”

“It’s not just being the hyung for him. It’s all the stress and anxiety of trying to take care of six men and yourself in a country where you don’t even speak the language. If anything happened to any of us, he’d blame himself for it surely, and more than that, he didn’t want anything to happen to us. It’s my own naivety when it comes to people hitting on me and my seeming inability to say no when someone else insists. Despite his questionable methods at times, Yoongi-hyung has saved me from spiked drinks and moments alone in rooms full of questionable frat boys looking to get lucky on numerous occasions. More than anything, it’s those days in high school when the video was circulating and Hoseok and I kept catching shit for standing up for him. Every black eye, every bruise, every single instance of catcalling and manhandling we went through. All 3 of us really, but he seems to forget that and seems to fixate on the fact that we got hurt and that as our hyung, he couldn’t protect us. He says he’s moved past blaming himself for that, but anyone with eyes and the knowledge could see the trauma he carries from it. So yeah, he was over-protective this weekend. He could’ve done better. I’m sure to some extent he knows it and intends to apologize for it. But, can you blame him? I can’t say in his position, with his anxiety, I wouldn’t have done the same. Obviously, I’m going to talk to him about it and continue encouraging him to loosen up a bit, and I’m going to work on better protecting myself, so he doesn’t have to, but I’m not going to be mad at him for it. Maybe I should be, but I’m not. I know if nothing else, if I ever asked him to stop, he would, and honestly, I think that’s good enough for me.”

“…….But you’ll never ask him to stop, will you? Even if it does get bad, you’d let him chase away anyone just to keep him content in knowing you’re not being pimped out or taken advantage of.”

“I-,” Namjoon faulters, staring wide-eyed at his hyung, “I guess you’re right. I’m not as good at saying no to my hyungs as I thought. I’d like to think I would, but god, up until last night at Luna Park, I would’ve gladly fucked Jungkook- after a long, healthy conversation with his boyfriends confirming they’re ok with me doing so obviously, but really, Hyung seemed to keep me away from him the most- guess he shared similar sentiments.”

“You guess? Namjoon-ah, are you aware of how absolutely breathtaking you are? I guarantee Jungkook wanted to fuck you. I admit, Yoongi took things a bit far, but he was certainly right in protecting you from Jungkook. If you’d gotten caught up in his mess, you’d look as sad as Taehyung and Jimin did and that would be a travesty on such a beautiful face- not that their own sad faces weren’t absolutely heartbreaking as well. That’s my biggest regret in all of this. I wanted Jungkook to tell them himself so it wouldn’t sting so much. Stupid, stupid hyung.”

Jin huffs a laugh at his self-deprecation and Namjoon frowns.

“You meant well.”

“So does Yoongi.”

“You’re trying to change.”

“So is Yoongi.”

“….Then in my book, you’re ok.”

“Yah. Talk to him, Joon-ah. He may mean well, but that doesn’t mean he’s not hurting your chances at close connection with people he hasn’t pre-approved.”

“You’re exaggerating, Hyung. He’s not that bad.”

“Of course, I am,” Jin laughs, “I’ve only seen what you two are like in America. I’m sure things are much better at home.”

“They are much better at home, thank you. Then he’s only worried when we’re at bars or parties or when a known douchebag approaches me. Like I said, America is the worst he’s gotten in a while, and he’s actively working to be better.”

“Still talk to him. As much as I agree with you not sleeping with the brat, you two were basically glued to each other. Speaking of, I know it was partially familiarity and anxiety about meeting new people, but just as much as he needs to learn to let up and that the world won’t end if he’s not in protect mode 24/7, you need to learn self-sufficiency and boundaries. You’re better at it once you’re comfortable, but your hyungs won't always be there for you to fall back on.”

“………………”

“Then I’ll teach you. I’ll teach you how to stand up for yourself, and you teach me to not be the ‘spoiled rich asshole’ I apparently am. Deal?”

Namjoon giggles a bit at that, the words much different without last night’s venom behind them.

“Deal.”

 

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American Boys

8:22 PM

YoungKeyMin changed his name to Yoongi

Yoongi changed the chat name to Figuring It Out

Yoongi added KimSeokjin to Figuring It Out

Yoongi added Namjoon to Figuring It Out

KimSeokjin changed his name to Jin

Yoongi :

So how is this working?

Everyone needs some space, right?

Jin :

I’d like to help if at all possible.

JustinSeagull changed his name to Jungkook

Jungkook :

Haven’t you done enough?

The only reason you’re even in this stupid chat is because Namjoon insisted we give you a chance.

Not that he should bother with you anyway.

Namjoon :

Jungkookie-ah…..you aren’t entirely blameless in this.

You pretended your best friend didn’t exist so you could lie to your boyfriends.

Jungkook :

ex-best friend.

Namjoon :

Jungkook.

Jin :

Namjoon-ah, it’s fine. Really. This isn’t some simple overnight fix. I hurt him deeply and he has every right to be upset and vice versa.

That said, I have some property around your university. If someone would like a place to stay on their own for a while, you’re all perfectly welcome.

JMove changed his name to Jimin

GoodBoy changed his name to Taehyung

Jimin :

 ……

I’d like to. Thank you Jin-Hyung.

Taehyung :

Minnie…

Jimin :

Just gotta get away for a little while, Tae Tae. You’re welcome to visit though 💜

Taehyung :

☹️

JDope changed his name to Hoseok

Hoseok :

Tae, you can stay with Yoongi-hyung and I if you’d like. I know you aren’t really big on being alone and I figure…

Yoongi :

Actually, I’d like a place to stay too, Jin-hyung. Not full time, but just every once in a while….It’s been… a lot.

I appreciate the offer greatly.

Hoseok :

Yoongi??

Yoongi :

I’ll tell you later, promise.

Hoseok :

…oh…k

Tae, you can just stay with me then … And Yoongi whenever he’s around I guess

Taehyung :

Thank you, Hobi-hyung.

Namjoon :

Good. Then everyone’s settled.

Space is all fine and dandy, but please don’t forget to communicate with each other. You don’t have to see each other at all, or even talk to each other before you’re ready, but at least talk to someone in the group, and work towards being ready to talk to everyone.

If nothing else, you can talk to me. I’m new here and I don’t really have any biases. I care about all of you.

Jin :

For what it’s worth, you all can also talk to me. Even if it’s just to yell at me for what I did. I’d like the opportunity to apologize to everyone and correct my mistakes.

Jungkook :

Sure. Talk to you. Why? So you can tell everyone else whatever we tell you?

Yoongi :

Jungkook, enough.

You’re acting like a child.

Yeah, you got hurt, badly too, but you’ve also been lying to your boyfriends for years. You should be begging for forgiveness, not shitting on Jin-hyung for your own mistakes.

Jungkook :

Hyung, I-

Yoongi :

You really fucking hurt them Jungkook, and for what?

Jimin :

Yoongi-hyung.

Yoongi :

Am I wrong?

Jimin :

You aren’t, but we’ll handle it on our own.

Jungkook already feels like shit and he’s already scared we’re going to leave him and really, who knows. Maybe we will.

But berating him right now helps just as much as him berating Jin-hyung does.

Taehyung :

Guys, we should just go our separate ways for now, yeah?

It’s been a long 24 hours.

Yoongi :

……

Yeah.

Jimin :

Yeah.

Jin-Hyung?

Jin :

I’ll give you guys a ride. I had the apartments prepared in advance so if there’s nothing you want to stop and grab, we can go straight to them.

There are a few to choose from, so I’ll show them to you on the way.

Jimin :

Thank you.

Yoongi :

Thanks, Hyung.

Hoseok :

…are we allowed to know where you guys will be? Just for safety stuff.

Jin :

If Jimin-ah or Yoongi-ah decide to tell you, that’s their prerogative, but if they don’t, I know where they are in case of an emergency. However, security in these buildings is a bit intense when you don’t live in them. I assure you it’s safe.

Hoseok :

Ok.

I’ll see you soon I guess, hyung.

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Yoongi Simping Hours Open

12:00 AM

Sir :

I-

Did I do something wrong?

I mean I know you’ve been super stressed the past few days, but…just. Did I?  

Kitten :

What?

Sir :

Just.

I admitted to possibly loving someone else, and you’ve been idk…distant? Since then. Maybe I’m just imagining that part. Maybe it’s just the added stress of last night.

And now you’re staying in an apartment where I don’t even know where you are. It’s just…Please tell me if I have any part in this.

Kitten :

……

A little bit? It’s not the biggest deal, I haven’t even really had a lot of time to think about it.

Maybe I have been a little distant… I don’t know

You just caught me off guard, Hobi.

I know our relationship is semi-open and that we’ve if nothing else, been sleeping around more, but we’ve never…..

It’s just a lot, ok Seokie?

I promise I’m not upset or anything just. Everything’s a lot right now.

Sir :

Then come home and let me help.

Kitten :

Seok.

Sir :

I’m serious Hyung.

What are you going to do alone besides stress over what’s happening?

Kitten :

I will.

Eventually.

I promise.

Sir :

……

We’ve never talked about being in a serious poly relationship.

Kitten :

What?

Sir :

That’s what’s scaring you right?

I mean everything else too, losing our friends especially, but I know you.

This is bothering you more than you’re letting on isn’t it?

Kitten :

Hoseok, I’m not scared.

I just need time to think.

Sir :

You’re afraid of what it’ll mean for us.

You’re afraid of trying to court someone new.

You’re afraid of being rejected.

………

You’re afraid that at some point, I might decide I love someone else more and leave you for them.

Kitten :

…………

Sir :

And I’m an idiot because you hadn’t even really realized that all of that was bothering you and someone smarter probably wouldn’t have pointed it out for you to dwell on, but I know you, Yoongi. You would’ve dwelled on it whether you knew what it was or not.

At least now I can tell you, I’m scared too.

It’s scary. You don’t have to put on a brave face and pretend it’s not or ignore it so you don’t have to acknowledge what about it bothers you. We can be scared together.

More than that, if you don’t want to even entertain the idea of a poly relationship, we won’t.

It’s like I said before. You’re my world. I adore you. I wouldn’t leave you for anything or anyone. Ever.

Kitten :

……

I adore you too, Seok.

I love you more than you even know.

Sir :

Will you come home then?

Kitten :

Not yet.

Give me a few days. This weekend was a lot. I think I just need to take a step back and recalibrate.

Good?

Sir :

Good.

Kitten :

Good. Sleep well, Hope-ah. 😌💜

Sir :

You too 😌🖤

Chapter Text

The Three Amigos

8:14 AM

BuffBun :

Can we talk?

OurBeautifulMochi :

What’s left to say right now?

You’ve apologized. You’ve announced your love for us. You’ve promised to never hide anything else from us.

BuffBun :

I can explain.

OurBeautifulMochi :

There’s nothing to explain, Jungkook.

You lied.

KimTaeSlut :

Minnie…

OurBeautifulMochi :

He lied to you too Taehyung.

Don’t pretend you aren’t pissed off or hurt by it.

I saw the way you cried after we found out, so don’t you fucking dare.

KimTaeSlut :

Are you kidding Jimin??

Of course I’m fucking hurt. For two and a half years of my life, Jungkook thought maybe I was lying to him and that if I knew he had money, I’d become nothing more than a gold-digging slut.

BuffBun :

Tae, it’s not like that.

KimTaeSlut :

I get that you’re hurt too, Jimin, but denying Jungkook a chance to talk isn’t going to fix this.

You can talk first if you want, say all the things you want to say, but pretending the situation is black and white, open and close when it’s not is only going to fuck things up even more.

I mean seriously Min, the last thing you said to him before today was that there’s a chance we might leave him.

OurBeautifulMochi :

…………

KimTaeSlut :

Are you really going to leave him Jimin?

………

Jimin?

OurBeautifulMochi :

I don’t know ok?!

I lived with that asshole for two years.

Two long fucking years.

And apparently in all that time, one of my best friends could’ve had him expelled without issue.

Instead, he kept insisting I move in. Only took action when the fucker almost killed me.

What possessed you Jungkook??

What was so fricken terrible that you’d rather lie to us, even going as far as denying Seokjin-hyung’s entire existence??

BuffBun :

………

All my life up until 2 and a half years ago I was nothing but the heir to Hyundai Motor.

Everywhere I went people fell over themselves to impress me, cater to me- take advantage of me. Adults treated me “well” so I’d grow up and marry their kids. Peers treated me well in hopes that I’d buy them nice stuff and invite them on family vacations. That’s part of why the elite five came to be. We were all rich enough that we were able to treat each other as normal people instead of the way everyone else treated us. When I moved to middle school, I stopped telling people who I was. It didn’t matter though. All it took was one kid finding a picture of me at a company event and spreading it around. Suddenly, I was swamped with people eager to be my friend. When my friends at the time found out, they were no different. Suddenly, I was just a money bag again. In 8 th grade, I switched schools, thinking it would be better, and for a while it was. I made some friends. Good ones, I thought.

We stayed friends for a long time, years. Then 10 th grade I found out that they weren’t my friends at all. I invited the four of them to go to France with me, my treat of course. When we got there, they all started saying they felt sick and to go out without them b-1 they normally did when we traveled out of the country, so I thought nothing of it. I was just glad to have friends that weren’t constantly asking me for stuff or talking about my money. Turns out as soon as I left, they were getting up and going out. I only found out when I came back early one day. Our suite was full of people and my friend was standing on the table cheering as he took a swig of beer. “Cheers to the stupid rich boy that brought us here!! Drink up everyone!! This one’s on Jungkook!! Oh hell, they’re all on Jungkook!!!”

….I hadn’t even had the heart to stop the party. I just left. Rented a new room. Left all my luggage with them. I was…. Idk. Heartbroken? Maybe just broken entirely. I cried until I puked that night and the next morning, I woke up, canceled their tickets home and their suite rental, and left. Two weeks later, they showed up at school, furious with me, their parents quick to threaten to sue us for child endangerment or some bullshit like that. I paid two of the toughest guys in school to protect me in case I got jumped, and my mother gave her own threats. It was like she said, “What type of parent sends their teenager to a different country without money to get home?” When they didn’t let up, she called cps on them and we never heard from any of them again.

11 th grade, I changed schools again. I didn’t tell everyone I was rich, but I knew they would just find out anyway. I decided to just not make friends. It was simpler that way. Kind of. Apparently “aloof rich boy” attracts just as much attention as normal rich boy. But I never let anyone get close enough to even try to make friends with me. It wasn’t until 12 th grade that I tried again. A new student had come to the school. He was friendless too, so I decided there was no harm in befriending him. For a while it was fine. He never asked for anything. He always refused when I offered to pay. In fact, he was probably the most normal friend I’d ever had. More than that, he never seemed to notice that I was rich. One day, I decided to tell him. He had moved to the city on his own in preparation for college and he was living in this tiny one room apartment- well two if you count the bathroom as a room, but really it was more like a closet. I thought it would be friendly to offer him one of the penthouses my family owned. He…was offended. He took it as me looking down on him. Apparently, he knew I was rich, and just didn’t care…just like I wanted. He only cared that I didn’t look down on him for not having a lot of money. I didn’t. I really didn’t. But it didn’t matter. After that, he wouldn’t talk to me again. When I graduated, I decided to never tell anyone the truth again. I figured in college it’d be easy enough to keep it secret so long as I went to a big university, and I was right. Here, I finally got to just be me. Admittedly, I had planned to just be me on my own, but then you and Tae approached me in the library. From that moment on, I knew I couldn’t be alone. I had to know you two.

Then I did. I had a beautiful boyfriend and a beautiful best friend that liked me. Just me. Not my money. Not my title. Just me. I’d never been so happy in my life. I couldn’t tell you. I really couldn’t. I’m so, so sorry, but you guys-

Then we started dating Jimin and we met Hoseok-hyung and Yoongi-hyung and now Namjoon-hyung and suddenly, I was in too deep. I was living a life I’d only dreamed of, with the perfect boyfriends and the perfect friends. I adore you. All of you. I just knew if I ever told you, it’d all be over. I’d lose all of you just like I lost everyone else.

Jin…Jin-hyung was different from me. He had all the same issues with people trying to use him, sure, but somehow, he picked the real friends from the fake ones with ease. He was so charming that everyone instantly loved him. He was always surrounded by happy people laughing and smiling. I guess really, it was just that he never cared all too much about being used. He figured that way he wouldn’t feel guilty about using them just as much. For most people, being ‘friends’ with Jin is like a contract. You entertain him and in turn you share in his wealth- Not that that’s what he was doing to you guys, he would never. He stopped entertaining those ‘friendships’ in his freshman year of college. By that point, he’d had several close friends, and he’d realized he’d only really been making those ‘friendships’ because well, he grew up doing it. Not just for fun, but for business. His parents stressed being friendly and proper, so he’s had to manage countless fake friends and business relationships. I guess I’m lucky that my parents never made me. I was shocked really. The way he joined in and instantly treated you guys as old friends, like he’d known you for years…I guess he kind of has. I tell him almost everything….

Sorry. I got off track here.

I know lying to you was wrong. I know I won’t be able to make it up to you easily, if at all. But I really do love you. And I promise I’ll never lie to you again.

OurPreciousMochi :

……………

Why should we believe you?

BuffBun :

You shouldn’t. I betrayed your trust and I know it.

….but please, if you don’t believe me, ask Jin-hyung. Now that the truth is out, he has no reason to lie to me. Furthermore, he’d kill me if I lied to you guys again.

KimTaeSlut :

……

I understand why you did it….but Kookie….Jimin and I love you. So fucking much.

And you’re right. We love you for you. For the same Jeon Jungkook that loves iron man and works himself to death at the gym. Not for your money. Hell, even if we’d known, not for your money.

But we didn’t know. You didn’t trust us and it fucking hurts. We’re supposed to be able to tell each other anything. And you couldn’t….you wouldn’t

BuffBun :

I should’ve. I let fear get the best of me.

You two are the best thing that’s ever happened to me. I’d give up everything to be with you……….But I understand if none of this is enough for you. I fucked up. Royally fucked up, and it’s unfair of me to ask your forgiveness, so……..I understand if….you want to….leave me…

Just say the word, and I won’t bother you anymore. I do hope that one day maybe we could be friends again, but I understand if you never want to see me again. I-……I love you two so much. I always will. No matter what you decide, my heart will always belong to the two of you, so I understand.

Thank you for giving me a chance to explain.

OurPreciousMochi :

………………

KimTaeSlut :

Then do it.

BuffBun :

What?

KimTaeSlut :

Give up everything for us. For a month.

OurPreciousMochi :

Tae??

KimTaeSlut :

It’s stupid, isn’t it? The idea?

Do it. For a month, give up all your money and possessions. Live paycheck to paycheck like the rest of us- no like Namjoon-hyung.

BuffBun :

Tae-ah isn’t that a bit rude towards, Namjoon-hyung?

KimTaeSlut :

Switch places with him. He told us about his life, right? Two jobs, a major, a minor, one extracurricular, and a shitty apartment- that’s rent plus tuition plus groceries plus equipment plus emergency funds of at least $100. You get all that, and he gets your apartment, your money, and a month long vacation from work.

BuffBun :

Yeah, but when the month is over, I can’t just send him back to a shithole.

OurPreciousMochi :

Just buy him an apartment, duh. Or invite him to live with us?

Isn’t that how you like to handle these situations??

BuffBun :

……………

Fine. I’ll do it.

If it’ll make you guys even slightly less upset with me, I’ll do anything.

KimTaeSlut :

Oh, Kookie, if you last the whole month AND you keep your promise about never lying to us again- even about little things- I’ll forgive you entirely.

OurPreciousMochi :

…………………

I’ll think about forgiving you.

Don’t get your hopes up.

BuffBun :

Fair Enough.

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Figuring It Out

1:58 PM

Taehyung :

Namjoon-hyung, we have a proposition for you.

Namjoon :

??

Jimin :

Starting the first of next month, we’d like you to switch lives with Jungkook. For our sake.

He said he’d give up everything for us, so Tae suggested he switch lives with you.

Taehyung :

He’ll take over everything you normally have to do aside from class and your music, and you get to live in his apartment, all of his money, and anything else he has. Plus all the free time that comes with a month off work.

Namjoon :

……

I feel like I should be offended….

……but I understand your intent. As much as I would normally insist that I live just fine, I’m pretty sure, Yoongi is one lie about my living conditions away from kidnapping me and forcing me to live in the spare room.

Yoongi :

Damn right I am. 😤

Hoseok :

Me as well. 😤

Jin :

I don’t know if I’m allowed to, but if I am, then yes, same.

Jimin :

You forgot the steam face, Hyung.

Jin :

Oh. Uh.

Same 😤

Jimin :

Better.

Namjoon :

Back on track, if it means you two are giving Jungkook a chance, I’ll do it. Just- not sure if Jungkook should do it. My landlord is an asshole and beating him up isn’t really an option or he’ll kick both of us out and change the locks- doesn’t matter if anyone’s stuff is still in the apartment. He’ll say it’s his now.

Jin :

I’d still be more than happy to take that vermin to court and have him arrested.

Taehyung :

Not yet, Hyung.

He’s a part of Namjoon-hyung’s life, so he’ll be a part of Jungkook’s. Jungkook will just have to learn to navigate without getting kicked out. Fair?

Jungkook :

Fair.

Namjoon :

Ai, you guys don’t understand. He gets annoying and slimy and touchy. It’s not always simple to politely slip away from him.

Jungkook :

I can handle it, Hyung. I promise.

Yoongi :

……Fine. But if he tries anything that makes you uncomfortable, beat the shit out of him.

Namjoon :

Hyung!

Yoongi :

You said it yourself. He’s annoying, slimy, and touchy. I’d rather have to break a lock because he kicked you out than have to break his skull because he hurt Kookie. Also, I’m coming with you when you move in, Jungkook. He and I have…history…that may keep him inclined to avoid any….unfortunate situations.

Jin :

Are we sure I can’t just have him arrested?

Jungkook :

Jin-hyung, no.

I have to face all of this as is.

Jimin :

Good. Yoongi-hyung is right though. If he tries anything, beat his ass.

We want you to learn, not get hurt.

That said, your rules are simple:

No dipping into your money to make ends meet. Your money is Namjoon’s until the month is over.

Namjoon :

…Do I have to take his money?

I prefer to just use my own.

Taehyung :

Hyungie, you aren’t taking his money. You’re trading. You get his money, he gets yours.

If it makes you feel better, only spend the amount you have to give, plus whatever you would make that month if you were working.

Namjoon :

But

Yoongi :

No buts, Namjoon. It’s to help Kookie learn.

Namjoon :

…I hate that you know I can’t say no to that.

Jimin :

Good. Then rule two:

No calling in favors. You’ll be a normal guy. You won’t have connections or billionaire friends to help you out. Also no accepting favors offered.

Jin :

I’m telling Jinyoung, JB, and Yugyeom all of this too so no cheating.

Jungkook:

Can I at least still talk to them?

Jimin :

Yeah, sure. Just no favors.

Rule 3- this one's for everyone:

You get to make Jungkook’s life easier one time and no more. And not with money.

Meaning: You can bring him dinner one time, or give him a ride home from work one time, but you can’t buy his groceries or pay his rent.

Namjoon :

Can I buy him something small, like a book?

Hyungs always buy me books, if I can’t splurge on them.

Jimin :

 One small gift. No more than $20.

And it would count for rule three.

Rule 4:

Tae and I won’t actively monitor anything. It’s your job to keep us updated and to be honest.

We won’t check anything until the end of the month, at which point we can search anything we want for evidence.

Jin :

So sweet of you two, but as his hyung, I’ll have a PI on him from the moment this starts. I refuse to let him mess this up, and I will publicly shame him every time he’s about to.

Hoseok :

Jin-hyung isn’t that too far?

Jungkook :

It’s the right amount for Jin. Plus the added incentive of proving to him that I can do it without cheating, only increases my chances of success- not that I need any incentive other than proving to Jimin and Taehyung that I’d do anything for them.

Jin :

Jin-hyung.

Why do I even bother with you? 🙄

Jungkook :

I’m serious, Jin-hyung.

I appreciate it.

Jin :

…You aren’t mad anymore?

Jungkook :

Livid.

But you’re my hyung.

….We can talk about it later.

Jimin :

…That was…fast??

I’m not going to intrude. Moving on.

Rule 5.

You must check in with all of us every day. If it gets to be too much, tell us.

Despite everything, we care about you and this isn’t worth doing if it hurts you.

Jungkook :

Understood, Hyung.

I- I’m sorry I’m putting all of you through this.

And I hope that one day, you all forgive me.

I promise, I’ll never lie to any of you again.

Yoongi :

Good.

You only get one second chance, so don’t waste it.

And you only get a second chance in the first place because we love you.

Jungkook :

I love you too Hyungs

Thank you all for giving me a chance.

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Royalty and Peasant

4:53 PM

King :

Hey.

Jester :

Hi.

King :

………

Jester :

??

Yes?

King :

I’m sorry.

Jester :

You should be.

…………

I’m sorry too.

King :

You should be.

Jester :

I said some pretty harsh stuff back there.

I didn’t mean it by the way. The thing about you only trying to use Namjoon-hyung for your own gain. I know you’re serious about him. And I know that you’re serious about every person you date

And I shouldn’t have accused you of hitting on my boyfriends. Or called you a spoiled rich asshole- you are one, but I shouldn’t have said it. Or punched you. If anything, you should’ve punched me after how much of a dumbass jerk I was being…..

Really though….I’m sorry for making you pretend you mean nothing to me.

It was unfair. Wrong. Terrible. If there was an award for Worst Best Friend in the World I would win it. No competition. It’s like you said, we’ve known each other since we were kids. I literally trust you with everything- hell for a while we literally did everything together. We’ve seen each other naked for Christ's sake! I was an idiot to even for a second believe you would steer me wrong or that you’d actively try to hurt me- unless it was for my own good. I ignored my entire history with you. I ignored you all together. I was so self-conscious and insecure that I was willing to ruin our friendship over it…

King :

Yah. You aren’t the only one at fault here, dumbass.

You’re my dumb little Kookie just like always, but I was wrong too. I hurt you as means to get you to confess. I just- couldn’t watch you lose more people that are so important to you….and thanks to me, now you might.

I know you have a lot of bad history with telling people, and I shouldn’t have pushed you so hard. I just- I’ve never seen you this happy with anyone. If you continued hiding it from them….what happens years down the line when you guys are set to be married and they finally meet your mom. We both know she would never entertain a charade like pretending she isn’t who she is just so you could lie to them. Hell, if she knew what you were doing, she’d lay your ass out in a heartbeat. Honestly, she probably still will when she finds out. Have you ever been beaten with a shoe in front of your boyfriends, because you’ve created the perfect opportunity for this to happen.

Jester :

😮

I hadn’t even considered that. I’m gonna die.

King :

I’d get your beating beforehand if I were you. 😂

Look, I’ll try and convince everyone that I’m the only bad guy here and that they should forgive you.

It’s like I said, I don’t want you to lose them. I want you to be happy Jungkook.

Jester :

Hyung, no.

You look just as happy with them as I do.

I was being dumb, but even then, it was obvious that the way you treated them was because you genuinely like them and not because you wanted to mess with me. You just took advantage of my nerves and made it seem different than it was.

King :

Well when you put it like that, I really am the bad guy here.

Jester :

😂

We’re both the bad guy.

But that doesn’t mean one of us should bite the bullet so the other can be happy. Let’s get our friends back together.

By the way……

Just because I forgive you, doesn’t mean you have my blessing with Namjoon. If you continue flirting with him, we’re no longer friends.

King :

Guess we’re no longer friends then, Bun 😊

Jester :

😮

Kim Seokjin! 😤😤😤

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Kitten and Guppy

4:15 PM

Guppy :

Hyungie?

Kitten :

Yeah, Joonie?

Guppy :

We should talk.

Kitten :

……

I’m sorry. This is about America right?

And how stupidly overprotective I was.

Guppy :

Hyung, it’s not stupid to want to keep people who are important to you safe.

And you were too overprotective this time and I forgive you for it. I understand why.

Just-

Kitten :

Just?

Guppy :

Hyung, I’m not a baby. I’m not the same high school kid that used to get pinned to lockers or the freshmen that you had to carry home because his drink was spiked.

Kitten :

But you are the junior that I’ve had to fend Jackson off of at least 5 times last semester.

Guppy :

Ai, Hyung, that’s because we were sleeping together!

He was saying dirty things to me because sometimes after work, we went to his place and he thought it was cute how flustered I’d get- just like you and Hoseok do I might add.

At first, we thought it was funny how you would scowl at him and make him back off- he thought your intimidating face was cute too- but by the fifth time, it was a hassle.

I’m an adult man, hyung. I’m old enough to make decisions about who I date and sleep with by myself.

Kitten :

You were sleeping with Jackson?

Guppy :

Hyung…

Kitten :

Sorry sorry.

I just- I’m not worried about the guys you choose to do stuff with.

Just, Joonie. How many guys have I seen you flounder around? How many times have you been actively uncomfortable and you didn’t say no or stop? You freeze like a dear in headlights whenever someone pushes past your first rejection. How am I supposed to just let that happen? What if you get hurt, Namjoon? Then what? Do I just go to jail for murder?? Don’t think that’s not what would happen or that you would stop me. If anyone ever hurt you, I’d kill them without hesitation.

Guppy :

Yoongi-ah.

I know you’re worried about me, and I can’t say you don’t have every right to be.

But if you keep fighting my fights for me, I’ll never be able to do it myself. And more than that, I’ll never have a choice. Not really.

And yes, I know if I ever asked you to stop entirely, you would, but I can’t ask you to stop. I worry about you too, Hyung. I know what happens when you’re worried about us…So I want to learn. I want to learn to stand up for myself and say no on my own, so you don’t have to worry anymore, k?

Kitten :

…If you aren’t asking me to stop, what are you asking me, Joonie?

Guppy :

Loosen up? I think?

I guess I just want the chance to make my own decisions at parties, even if it’s with the biggest douchebag on campus. I want to be the one to hold my ground. But I know it’ll kill you and probably someone else if I ever get hurt, so I guess my official request is that you only step in if I look to you for help? Please?

Kitten :

……you’ll be safe?

You’ll actually work on denying unwanted advances?

And if it isn’t working, then and only then, I can break their fingers?

Guppy :

Extreme, but yes. 😌💜

Kitten :

……

Then ok.

Just promise you’ll always call me if you need me. Day or Night.

Guppy :

Yes Yes, Hyung. 🙄 You really are like an overprotective parent. 💜😌💜

Kitten :

Shut up, Guppy.

Guppy :

Oh, one more thing…

…I think you should get therapy.

You have trauma Yoongichi. And as much as we all pretend it doesn’t affect you, it does.

I think therapy will help, especially with this. I want you to be happy, Hyung.

For me?

Kitten :

……

Oh.

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Jin and Namjoon

6:26 PM

Jin :

Namjoon-ah.

Do you have a moment?

Namjoon :

Oh uh. I think so.

I can’t tell really.

I was texting Yoongi-hyung earlier and I told him he should get therapy.

He responded with “Oh.” and hasn’t said anything since.

Jin :

I take it you guys talked about his need to give you space?

Namjoon :

Yeah. He took it surprisingly well- until “Oh.”

Jin :

Cut him some slack, Joon-ah. A lot has happened for him in the past two weeks.

Trying to get all 6 of you to America, the video, America, Jungkook, Me, whatever’s happening with Hoseok, and now you x2 basically. Telling him to hold back, and get therapy. I’m sure it’s all piled up for him at this point.

Namjoon :

Something’s happening with Hobi?

Jin :

None of our business.

Just give Yoongi some time to resettle. I get the feeling he isn’t always the best at handling stress.

Anyway, I wanted to talk about our deal. I know you’re supposed to be staying at Jungkook’s house for the month, but what if you stay at my house?

Namjoon :

??

So Yoongi can really plot your murder???

Jin :

Ai, no. My intentions are innocent, I swear. If at any point you feel they’re not, I’ll personally turn myself in to be murdered.

I just figure it’ll be easier to learn from each other this way. Plus it’ll be easier to get to school. You don’t drive, right? Jungkook’s isn’t far from campus driving, but walking it takes over an hour.

It’ll also give us far more time to work out a contract between HYBE and Big Hit Music. You’re the leader of Bangtan Boys, right?

Namjoon :

I guess that all makes sense.

But no trying anything- unless it’s for practice saying no.

Jin :

Oh no worries Namu.

I have an entire 6-step plan and a small army of men ready to hit on you. They’ll have you scaring off assholes in no time.

Namjoon :

Good, because I also have a plan and it involves you hanging out with normal, everyday people.

If you pass, you’ll be a certified considerate rich person instead of a spoiled rich asshole.

Jin :

So then you’ll stay with me?

Namjoon :

See you the first of the month, Hyung. 😊

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Can I say something??
First, I love this story so so much! Your writing and your writing style are amazing and everytime I read this story I just love it more and more
But in the last chapters since They found out everything about kookie I feel like I want to slap everyone in there
I feel like it's literally abuse. Like to make him through all of this? Putting kookie in danger? Just to prove some kind of point? If they don't care about his money, why Jimin always talking about the fact that kookie could get him out of his apartment? And leaving him alone and let him cry his eyes out? It's just feel like I want chapter that kookie mad at his hyungs about all of this.
I hope I didn't say something Inappropriate!
Your writing is wonderful and I really appreciate you! I just needed to get it out, thank u about this story!👏

 

I want to reply to this while my thoughts are fresh so here I go!

First off, thank you very much! I'm always worried that my writing style isn't very good. I skim on details a lot lol.

As for the angst, it's complicated. Important pretext: Kookie is doing this of his own free will, and if he had said no, they wouldn't have held it against him because while they don't like him right now, they do still love him. Also consent is key.

The good news is, Kookie is in no actual danger. The landlord is shit, yes, but that's why all of them are like "if something happens, kick his ass." and "If any of it becomes too much, just tell us and we stop." Their goal isn't at all to scare him or make him uncomfortable. It's stupid, just as Tae said, but Jungkook said he'd give up everything for them, so why not hold him to it? It's not like he didn't just break their hearts by lying to them for 2 and a half years. They don't care about his money, but Jimin was living in his personal hell with a pervert that literally tried to kill him and now he's suddenly finding out that one of his best friends in the entire world- someone he trusts more than anyone- had AMPLE resources that could've helped him out. Jungkook had so many connections, he wouldn't even have had to spend money to get Jimin's roommate moved or expelled or arrested, but instead, he was a coward. His mom's name alone would've been enough to get the university to change policy and he didn't use it out of fear. So not only did he not trust Jimin, Jimin feels like Jungkook didn't care about him enough to save him when he could have. He feels hurt and betrayed and he's valid to feel that way. As for the crying, though I never actually put it in the notes since it would be too sad. After Jimin and Tae went to their room, they spent the rest of the night sobbing. Heart-wrenching wails really. Furthermore, Seokjin had the bedrooms soundproofed, so they didn't really have a way to know Jungkook was breaking down and vice versa. The only ones who suspected Jungkook would have a panic attack but didn't stay were Yoongi and Jin. Jin left because he knew he wouldn't be able to help. Yoongi was going to stay, but Namjoon knows him way too well and knew it would hurt Yoongi to stay given that he was already closed to shutting down (which he does when he and Hobi get to their room, part of why Hoseok asks if he's done something wrong).

It's all a big complicated mess, but I think it's worth it for all the good that'll come out of it. Chapter 40 especially. All of that said, Kookie isn't mad at any of them. He gets that he hurt them in a way that should and could be permanent. Plus, he doesn't actually think this will be hard.

You didn't say anything inappropriate lol. I love hearing you guy's thoughts and feelings on things, so please feel free to share them! It also helps me as a writer, particularly if I don't realize how something comes across. Then I know "ok I need to incorporate this into the story or explain in the notes". Also it's just fun :)

So happy you're enjoying and look forward to more! :) <3

 

 

 

 

[Redacted until they say otherwise]

I feel like they're all ganging up on kookie when what he did wasn't even as bad as they make it seem, especially when you consider all betrayals he's experienced in the past -which were way worse- o think they're just behaving super petty (mostly jimin) and I don't like it. The fact that they keep on bringing up his money and then later saying they don't care about, really annoys me because clearly if you're so bothered by it, then yes you do care and honestly THEY'RE JUST PROVING JK's POINT!

 

Good book anyway, I'm just waiting to see some character development from everyone.

 

Stealing and modifying my response from an earlier comment on this lol. (Note: I've now crossed out stuff that was copy and pasted from above.

As for the angst, it's complicated. Important pretext: Kookie is doing this of his own free will, and if he had said no, they wouldn't have held it against him because while they don't like him right now, they do still love him. Also consent is key.

Their goal isn't at all to scare him or make him uncomfortable. It's stupid, just as Tae said, but Jungkook said he'd give up everything for them, so why not hold him to it? It's not like he didn't just break their hearts by lying to them for 2 and a half years. They don't care about his money, but Jimin was living in his personal hell with a pervert that literally tried to kill him and now he's suddenly finding out that one of his best friends in the entire world- someone he trusts (trusted?) more than anyone- had AMPLE resources that could've helped him out. Jungkook had so many connections, he wouldn't even have had to spend money to get Jimin's roommate moved or expelled or arrested, but instead, he was a coward. His mom's name alone would've been enough to get the university to change policy and he didn't use it out of fear. So not only did he not trust Jimin, Jimin feels like Jungkook didn't care about him enough to save him when he could have. He feels hurt and betrayed and he's valid to feel that way. After Jimin and Tae went to their room in America's last moments, they spent the rest of the night sobbing. Heart-wrenching wails really. Furthermore, Seokjin had the bedrooms soundproofed, so they didn't really have a way to know Jungkook was breaking down and vice versa. It's like Yoongi (at least I'm pretty sure it was Yoongi) said, if he wanted them to pretend he was flat broke after he told them, they would've gladly done so. It's the fact that he lied to them for 2 and half years that bothers them. Jimin's roommate is a big, incredibly dangerous situation that Jungkook's status could've solved, but there were several small but serious moments where his name could've helped as well. There have to be for him to maintain a lie that big. It also bothers Jimin that in all that time, Jungkook acted like the only real solution was for him to move in with them, especially since JK had a crush on him. It just seems like one big manipulative plot. Hence the petty lines:

"Just buy him an apartment, duh. Or invite him to live with us?
Isn’t that how you like to handle these situations??"

Granted, he doesn't as much feel that way after Jungkook gets to explain everything. As for the Jin situation, not only are they all upset at the lengths he would apparently go to lie to them, but also that he would be so shitty to someone that's supposedly his best friend in the world and has been his best friend since childhood. Jungkook did A LOT of wrong here, and while a lot of his reasoning is valid, he still lied for 2.5 years to people who are supposed to be able to trust him most and it hurt them deeply. Breaking someone's trust is a huge deal, even if it's for good reason (and honestly, Jungkook's reasoning isn't even particularly good. It's just valid.)

It's all a big complicated mess, but I think it's worth it for all the good that'll come out of it. Chapter 40 especially. All of that said, Kookie isn't mad at any of them. He gets that he hurt them in a way that should and could be permanent. Plus, he doesn't actually think this will be hard.

I think I will finally add these things to the notes, so thank you <3 Also glad you enjoy the story!

 

 

So to recap:

 

Jimin is mad because:

-Jungkook lied

-Jungkook manipulated him personally (and everyone else)

-Jungkook betrayed

-Jungkook treated Jin (his best friend) bad

-Jungkook didn't trust them

 

Tae is mad because:

-Jungkook lied to him. A Lot.

-Jungkook didn't trust them or their love for him   

-Jungkook didn't trust him specifically (look he's taking it really hard)

-Jungkook treated Jin bad.

-Jungkook let Jimin suffer so long (granted he's not as upset about this. He's mostly hurt by the lying and distrust. Jimin is hurt enough for both of them.)

 

Hobi is mad because:

-Jungkook lied.

-Jungkook didn't trust them.

Their entire set up is built on trust and honesty and Jungkook broke both of those very very important things. However, after Jungkook explains to Jimin and Tae, he explains to everyone else and Hobi has a bit of leniency. He just cares about all of them a lot and is upset that Jungkookie would lie to them over something so unimportant (because then how do they know he wouldn't lie over something very important.

-Jungkook treated Jin bad

 

Yoongi is mad because:

-Jungkook lied to him.

-Jungkook didn't trust them.

-Jungkook hurt people he cares about.

-Jungkook treated Jin bad.

-Jungkook is an idiot and doesn't understand how much they love him (all of them are upset about this, but Yoongi and Tae especially)

 

Jin is mad because:

I mean he's not really. He cares about Jungkook very deeply and yeah it hurt like hell to be so adammently denied but they understand each other too well for it to last.

 

Jungkook is mad because:

Also not really. He understands everyone's anger and frustration. He's still a bit mad at Jin, but he gets his hyung's intent and he's honestly a little glad for it at this point. Everyone's mad at him yes, but they aren't abandoning him. I mean they could still, but he intends to do anything he can so that they don't. He's madly in love, y'know. So are they.

 

And to note: They are still upset with Jin for hurting Jungkookie, but that anger is quickly dissipating as the two continue to stick up for each other. Namjoon isn't mad at anyone. He just wants people to learn and treat each other better. <3

 

Also forgive this weird formatting. I couldn't hack it.

I'll leave this chapter for like a week then I'll figure out how to consolidate without losing meaning and put it in the notes for ch. 37.

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Figuring It Out

2:35 PM

Jungkook:

Day 3 of living Namjoon-hyung’s life.

I’m officially starting a petition to get Hyung a new apartment. All in favor?

Yoongi:

You already know.

Hoseok:

Yessum.

Taehyung:

Heyo!

Jimin:

Me, right here.

Jin:

I’m obviously in, but what makes you say this specifically?

Jungkook:

Oh nothing.

Just the roaches.

And the rats.

And the creep across the way that keeps staring into the living room.

The hallways smell like piss? Don’t know if that’s at all relevant.

Also pretty certain I heard a murder take place last night.

Not really sure.

Namjoon:

Jungkook, you’re over exaggerating.

Jungkook:

I really wish I was, Hyung.

I really wish I was.

Jin:

Jungkook, please say sike. Please say Jooniekins hasn’t been living like this all this time.

Jimin:

Awe, Jooniekins. Cute.

Yoongi:

Sorry, Jin-hyung. No sike here. And Namjoon literally REFUSES to move in with Hobi and I.

Namjoon:

It’s not that bad, guys.

As long as you bomb the place every once and awhile and put out mouse traps, the roaches and rats stay in the other apartments. Kyle is actually a nice guy. I think. I mean he’s never tried anything. It’s just the direction his window faces. He can’t help that.

Jungkook:

He can help keeping his hands off his junk while he stares in here though 😒

Namjoon:

He doesn’t do that, Kookie.

Jungkook:

[VIDEO]

Namjoon:

…ok so he does that now, I guess? I don’t know. I stopped paying attention to him. He’s easy to tune out. Hold your breath in the hallways and you won’t smell anything, and the Lees fight every night. Does it sound like someone being murdered? Yes. But don’t call the cops, it only pisses them off more and it’s not worth the trouble.

Jimin:

Wow, I…Namjoon-hyung, your living conditions are terrible.

Jin:

Jungkook, politely kick the landlord’s ass for me. I’ll make sure you don’t end up in jail.

Jungkook:

Oh trust me hyung I’m this 👌 close to doing it.

He refers to me only as sweet cheeks and baby doll and every time I turn around, I can feel his eyes on my ass. The only saving grace is that he’s too intimidated by me to try anything.

Jimin:

Hyungie, please move in with Yoongi-hyung and Hobi-hyung.

Namjoon:

It’s fine guys. Really.

Plus, Yoongi and Hobi are already roommates. If they let me live there and someone found out, they’d get kicked off campus. Then what?

Jin:

Then your two insanely rich friends that own several properties throughout Korea let you live in them rent-free??

Sorry, Namjoon-ah, but I’m not letting you go back to that apartment when this is over.

Either you live with Yoongi and Hoseok, or you take one of the apartments.

Namjoon:

Hyung, no. That’s a waste of money. You could be renting that apartment out.

Jungkook:

Oh yes, because we all know how much Jin needs the money.

Hyung, please take the offer. For me?

Jimin:

Me too.

Taehyung:

Me three.

Hoseok:

Joon.

Namjoon:

I’m sorry guys.

Yoongi:

……

I’ll go to therapy.

If you agree, I’ll go.

Namjoon:

This is manipulation, Hyung.

Yoongi:

I’ll go.

Namjoon:

………………………Fine.

But you have to start going now.

Yoongi:

Fine.

No biggie.

Not. At. All.

Jimin:

Yay!!

Namjoon-hyung is getting a new apartment!

Taehyung:

Meaning we get to throw a housewarming party and spoil him with gifts!!

Namjoon:

No.

Jungkook:

Yes!

As soon as I have my money back, I’m spoiling the hell out of all of you whether you like it or not 😤

Namjoon:

I refuse.

Hoseok:

It doesn’t matter anyway. No way Yoongi goes to therapy.

Yoongi:

I’ll go!!

I just-…need a moment?

Namjoon:

Yah. That’s not the deal.

Yoongi:

Well pardon me if I’m not eager to go spill my entire life to some stranger that’ll diagnose me with at least three mental illnesses I already know I have.

Jimin:

There’s nothing to be scared of, Hyung.

Yoongi:

I’m not scared.

Hoseok:

So you don’t want any of us to go with you?

Yoongi:

I didn’t say that either 😤

Jimin:

Then we can go together, Hyung. 😊💜

I go on Wednesdays anyway.

Come with me?

Yoongi:

……………

Hoseok:

We’ll be there.

Thank you, Minnie-ah.

Namjoon:

I can’t believe my love for Yoongi-hyung is what’s forcing me into a new apartment.

Jin:

Joon-ah, do you actually like where you live?? 😥

Namjoon:

It’s homey…once you get past all the flaws.

Yoongi:

This reeks of Stockholm Syndrome.

Get him the new place, Jin-hyung. He needs it.

Namjoon:

Yah! It’s a building, Hyung. It didn’t kidnap me or hold me hostage.

Yoongi:

It might as well have with how much time, effort, and money you put into it each month. You're basically paying ransom just to stay alive.

Jungkook:

Facts. Rent is $800 plus utilities this month. He upcharged when he found out you’d be staying elsewhere. Something about “having a long term guest costs extra”

Jimin:

Oh my god, that’s ridiculous.

Jin:

God I can’t wait to have him arrested.

Yoongi:

I can’t wait for Kookie to beat his ass.

Jungkook:

I can’t wait to beat his ass.

Namjoon:

🙄

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Elite Five

10:23 AM

TallBrat:

Yo.

How’s the “average joe” life treating you Kookie?

MuscleBrat:

I’m two seconds from starving to death, but you know how it is.

TallBrat:

Thank god I don’t 😅😂

JYPInc:

Didn’t you get some starter money? It’s only been a week.

MuscleBrat:

It would seem I’ve blown through most of it on ubers and food 😢

WWH:

God, Jungkook, don’t tell me you’ve been eating out all week.

MuscleBrat:

Well I’m sorry!

Normally Minnie and Tae do the cooking 😭

JYPsBoiToi:

RIP in Pieces Jeon Jungkook.

He died how he lived.

Being an idiot.

MuscleBrat:

Says Jinyoung’s Boi Toi! 😤😤

JYPsBoiToi:

Goddammit. How many times do I have to tell you fuckers to stop changing my name to this.

JYPsBoiToi changed his name to JB

JYPInc:

Not creative enough.

JYPInc changed JB ’s name to YummyBeommy

TallBrat:

I don’t know Hyung, it just doesn’t sit right with me.

TallBrat changed YummyBeommy ’s name to Dad

MuscleBrat:

That’s way too young for him.

 I think what you meant is this

MuscleBrat changed Dad ’s name to Haraboji

Haraboji:

God I hate all of you.

TallBrat:

Why Grandpa? We’re just trying to be respectful and call you by your name. 🥺

Haraboji:

Especially you.

TallBrat:

😮

I was disowned. Someone put this in the top 10 anime betrayals cause ya boy is HURT.

Haraboji:

🙄😒

Haraboji changed his name to JB

JB:

Next time I’m disowning all of you.

MuscleBrat:

😂

Love you too Hyung! 💜😁💜

JYPInc:

So what’re you gonna do, Kookie?

Don’t you have to have enough to pay bills, eat, AND pay for school?

MuscleBrat:

Yeah. Thankfully I’m only $200 off from the tuition payment. It looks like Namjoon has at least some sort of college fund set up.

As for eating and rent, it looks like I’ll be picking up some extra shifts instead of sleeping at night 😅

TallBrat:

Aren’t you already working two jobs though? Just use the money from those.

MuscleBrat:

I have to. Jin-hyung did the math for me and the most I can make in a week if I work every possible hour (turns out there’re 58 of them) is $420.50. I need at least $1,450 to afford everything and that’s not including fun or transportation. Meaning I need to take up biking.

JB:

A 58-hour workweek? Plus school and something extra? Jungkook you’ll never survive.

WWH:

It’s his own fault. Namjoon left him with $600. If he had biked places and ate cheap, he could afford at least one day off. Instead, we won’t be seeing Jungkook between the hours of 9 am and 9 pm. 8 am to 10 pm on weekends- oh and that doesn't include the hours he has to spend studying when he gets home.

TallBrat:

Wait. So this Namjoon guy just lives like this? Year round?

How??

When does he sleep???

MuscleBrat:

With his neighbors, I’m honestly convinced he doesn’t. 🙄😭

JYPInc:

RIP in Pieces Jeon Jungkook.

He died how he lived.

Being an idiot.

MuscleBrat:

😮

Et tu, Halmoni?

Et tu? 😭😭😭

JYPInc:

LISTEN HERE BRAT.

MuscleBrat:

😂

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Best Friends

3:15 PM

BestFriend:

Jooniecakes, quick question?

bestfriend:

Yes, my lovely Jackson?

BestFriend:

Your replacement hasn’t worked a day in his life, has he?

bestfriend:

Not a one, my lovely Jackson.

BestFriend:

Thought so 😒

bestfriend:

That bad? 😂

BestFriend:

So far he spilled coffee on a customer, undercharged 3 people because he “didn’t understand why anyone would pay so much for such disgusting coffee”, rolled his eyes at a customer for saying something stupid, and he’s done nothing but complain since he got here. I don’t even think he knows he’s doing it.

Oh and he’s bad at literally everything. I told him to go wash the dishes. 10 minutes later, he came back and told me he couldn’t find the dishwasher. I told him we don’t have one and to just use the sink.

Namjoon.

He said “How am I supposed to wash dishes in the sink?”

In the sink, Namjoon.

I had to TEACH him how to wash dishes.

bestfriend:

LMAOOOO

Poor Jackson. 😂 Forgive Jungkook. He really hasn’t had to lift a finger since he was born.

He’s heir to Hyundai Motor.

BestFriend:

Since when do you hang out with ‘heirs’ to rich companies??

bestfriend:

Hmmmmm…since America.

I hang out with two now.

In fact, I’m staying with the other one until the month is over.

BestFriend:

YES! FINALLY OUT OF THAT SHITTY ASS APARTMENT!!!

bestfriend:

Yah! 😤😤😤

Why does everyone always have to give my apartment crap. It’s trying its best ok? 😞

BestFriend:

We just want what’s best for you, Joon.

I know that place has sentimental value since it was your first apartment and all, but it’s literally a shithole.

Plus, I’m pretty sure Yoongi-ssi and I are both once incident away from killing your landlord.

bestfriend:

🙄

ANYWAY, back to this other rich guy.

His name is Jin, he’s two years older than me, he’s heir to HYBE and he wants to sign Bangtan Boys and BHM on to work with his company.

And he’s incredibly hot and I think I’ve made a mistake.

BestFriend:

Oh? My Namjoonie has a crush~ 👀👀👀

bestfriend:

Shut your face!

It’s not a crush. Just sometimes when he’s fresh out the shower I can’t help staring at his chest and he looks really fucking sexy with his hair styled up and his shoulders are broad as hell and it makes me think of how perfectly I’d fit in his arms.

BestFriend:

Uh huhhhh.

So he’s super sexy.

This is a problem why now?

bestfriend:

Because I have to live with him for the next 3 weeks??

Jackson, you don’t understand.

Like god, if he decided to just pin me to the wall and fuck me, I wouldn’t stop him.

BestFriend:

Am I dumb or something?

Oh nooo you might sleep with the incredibly attractive man! (??)

Really not seeing the issue here, Nyummie.

bestfriend:

The issue is that I don’t want to just sleep with him.

He’s so kind and smart and funny and I want to get to know him better.

Sleeping with him could ruin that.

BestFriend:

Oh. My Namjoonie Has A Crush 👀💚👀

bestfriend:

It’s not a crush!! 😭

BestFriend:

Sure, and you’re not gay, and I’m not Bi. None of these things are canon.

bestfriend:

😭😭😭

Hate it here!

Chapter Text

“Lesson Number 10. More expensive does not mean better, nor should you act as though it does. Example: My apartment.”

“Bad example.”

“You didn’t let me finish. Rent for my apartment is $800 plus utilities at the moment but lacks a dishwasher, washer, dryer, or even coin laundry in the basement. Expensive? Yes. Better? No.”

“Ok but hear me out-“

“No. Example 2: Frosted Flakes vs Frosted Corn Flakes. One’s $2 more. Why? Because a cartoon tiger said ‘They’re great’.”

“But I like Tony,” Jin pouts, looking up from his notebook. Namjoon huffs a laugh and rolls his eyes.

“We all like Tony, Hyung. The point is that brand name or not, most knock-offs are exactly the same as the original. Just because something isn’t brand name, doesn’t mean it isn’t good. Proof.”

Namjoon turns around to the counter and grabs two identical bowls of cereal then places them in front of Jin.

“Taste.”

Jin looks at him then at the two bowls. It seemed stupid but if Namjoon felt it was important. He takes a bite from the first bowl, chewing it slowly, the sweet, crunchy flakes tasting mostly of sugar and milk. He then takes a bite from the second bowl, somewhat confused by what he finds.

“There’s no difference…Why pour two bowls of the same cereal?”

“Because one’s brand name and the other is literally called ‘Not Frosted Flakes’.”

 “No way. Joon, there’s no way it’s named that.”

Namjoon pulls out the box proudly displaying “Not Frosted Flakes” in Big Letters with an orange Lioness as the mascot.

“Wow. I can’t believe they got away with that.”

“Oh, they barely did. But now you see they’re the same. They have Tony the Tiger. We have Lea the Lioness. But either way, the product is the same. So no more judging people for using off-brand items, got it?”

Jin rolls his eyes, despite the small smile on his face.

“Ah. So this is about before.”

“I don’t know what you mean.”

Namjoon crosses his arms defensively, holding his ground when the elder gets up and moves to stand in front of him, but averting his eyes all the same.

“This is because of yesterday when I saw you eating S&Ms instead of M&Ms, isn’t it.”

Namjoon huffs and pokes a finger at Jin’s chest accusatorily, “No. It’s because when I said I like S&Ms more, you said ‘kinky’ and fucking winked at me.”

Jin just smiles and winks again, cooing at the blush that grows on the younger’s face as he tries to pretend he’s unaffected.

“Plus, it wasn’t about the S&Ms anyway. It was about the Detos,” Namjoon pouts, crossing his arms again when Jin just laughs at him.

“I’m sorry, Joonbug. I promise I won’t make fun of your ‘Detos’ again,” he snickers at the ridiculous name once more, “Since, I’ve learned my lesson, let’s get started on your lessons. Today’s a tough one.”

“Yah! Your lessons aren’t over yet.”

“It’s been three hours, Jooniekins. I’ve learned more than enough. You, on the other hand, are just getting started. Last time we worked on saying no to strangers. Now, we work on saying no to friends. They say start small, but I think it might be easier for you if we start big….The question is…do you trust me?”

Jin looks at Namjoon, searching his face for any signs of discomfort at the question. He was pretty like this. Eyes wide, pupils a bit blown from seeing something (or someone) he likes. His bottom lip puffing up a bit from the way he worries it while he thinks. Eventually, Namjoon nods.

“I trust you.”

The two smile at each other, momentarily lost in each other’s gaze, before Jin quickly looks away, motioning to one of his butlers.

“The scenario is simple. You’re at a house party with friends, guys hitting on you left and right. You deny all of their advances. You’re just here to party. Then someone you know and see often but aren’t necessarily close with approaches you. Your job is to stand your ground and 1) let them down gently, 2) let them down firmly, then 3) get them away from you with physical force. For this exercise, I’ll be the main person. For accuracy’s sake, there may be some pseudo-intimate moments, and I figure better with someone you know and trust than a stranger. That said, is it ok if for the exercise, I get close to you?”

“…..Won’t me trusting you change my reaction?”

“Maybe…but you have a goal set. I’d rather you reach the goal and be comfortable doing so to start than have you be uncomfortable and panicked because a stranger has his hands on your hips.”

Namjoon blushes a bit at that.

“Y-“ he gulps, “You want to put your hands on my hips?”

“If you’ll allow me. For this, I’d like to get as close as you’re comfortable with me being. I’ll stop if things get to the point of escalation and you haven’t stopped me yet, but you’re in control here, Namjoon. You say when to stop and when to go. Got it?”

Namjoon nods again and Jin signals for the doors to be opened. The lights dim and bass starts thumping from large speakers being rolled in by a few butlers. The room suddenly starts filling with people his age, all of them instantly mingling and dancing with their classic red solo cups in hand, some already going to the bar for refills. He turns back to Jin in shock.

“You…actually threw a party? Just to help me?”

“What better way to learn. Now then. Go mingle. And remember, you can yell stop at any time and all this shuts down immediately.”

Namjoon nods to his hyung once more before the male takes off, fraternizing with other guests. The people there aren’t really what he’d imagined Jin’s friends to be like, most of them just looking like normal 20 somethings. There are a few mixed in that look a bit more elegant, but even they seem to be missing that high-class aura they always show in movies. Finally, he takes a deep breath and steps into the fray, careful not to bump into anyone. Already, the rowdiness has begun. From his left, he hears someone shouting “truth or dare” and can’t help chuckling as he thinks back to the last time that was played at a college party he attended. Eventually, he finds himself standing at the bar, quietly waiting for his liquid ice breaker to arrive.

“Hey.”

“Hi.”

Namjoon glances at the man beside him, doing a bit of a double-take when he realizes the man is taller than him- and really pretty, but that part’s less shocking. No one was ever taller than him. He straightens up a bit, checking to see, and grumbling a bit when he realizes it’s true. The tall man chuckles, bringing Namjoon back out of his head, a soft rose coating his cheeks as he realizes how ridiculous he must have just looked standing up straight and puffing his chest like an idiot.

“I- uh- Sorry. I’m just…not used to people being taller than me.”

The man laughs again.

“Neither am I. No worries though. It was cute,” the man readjusts so his back is leaning on the bar, seemingly sunning himself with the other partygoers, and looks at Namjoon sideways, “My name’s Yugyeom. What’s yours?”

“Namjoon.”

“Namjoon, Namjoon…hm. I’m torn between Nummiecakes and Jooniecakes. What do you think? A man as cute as you surely deserves a cute nickname,” he smiles, sending Namjoon a playful wink.

Namjoon looks back at him, hesitating. Normally, he’d just pick a nickname and deal with being called that until Yoongi saved him from whatever asshole was hitting on him. The realization made him feel a bit pathetic, but nevertheless, he took a deep breath and smiled politely at the man.

“Just Namjoon is fine. I prefer it.”

“Aw, come on, Nummiekins. I thought we were closer than that,” Yugyeom pouts as he steps a little bit closer to Namjoon.”

“I need to meet up wi-“ Namjoon pauses, remembering what Jin said: ‘It’s important to say no directly, Joon-ah. You’re very beautiful. Most men aren’t going to just give up if they think they still have a chance’. Another deep breath has him changing his words, “Yugyeom-ssi, you seem like a very nice guy, but I honestly just came here to party. I’m not looking for a relationship at this time.”

“Who said anything about a relationship? I just want to fuck,” Yugyeom smirks as he pulls closer to Namjoon.

“Well, I would not like to fuck. Have a good day.”

With that, Namjoon turns and leaves, smiling to himself as he remembers not to turn back and look. He had been firm and direct and held his ground just like he worked on. His smile only grew at his accomplishment as he bounded into the crowd, wanting to share his good news with Jin.

“You have a beautiful smile,” a man interrupts as he suddenly steps into Namjoon’s path. He’s about to move past the guy with a curt ‘thank you’ when he meets the man’s gaze. For a moment, he’s frozen, the man’s intense eyes intimidating in a way they shouldn’t be. It didn’t help that he was even prettier than the last guy, his jawline, like his eyes, sharp and precise, the two moles beneath the harsh lines of his left eyebrow only further intensifying his look.

“Name’s Jaebeom.”

“O-oh. I’m N-Namjoon,” Namjoon stutters out, a numb fear slowly creeping through his veins. From afar, this man seemed like a normal human, but now, with his gaze trained on Joon, it was plain to see. He was an apex predator and Namjoon was his prey. The man moves forward, taking one of Namjoon’s hands in his own, ignoring the way the younger man jumps back a little. He gently bends down and kisses Namjoon’s hand. It’s shocking, the duality of the man. To look so scary yet do something so gentle. Then he’s moving closer again, mouth stopping to hover next to Namjoon’s ear.

“Well, Namjoon. How would you like to be mine tonight?

Namjoon practically squeaks at the timber of JB’s voice as he speaks. In a different life, maybe. Probably even. But today he had a goal. Slowly, he moves away from the male and gives a polite bow.

“I’m sorry, Jaebeom-ssi, but I’m not interested in being anyone but my boyfriend’s tonight.”

Before the man can speak again, he quickly scurries off, terrified but proud of himself. He had used his second lesson: lying. Lord knew he didn’t have a boyfriend, but Jaebeom didn’t know that. He can’t help giggling to himself a bit as he sets out to find Jin again. He’s so focused on his own thoughts that he doesn’t even notice the nicely dressed man carrying a glass of red wine in front of him. Which is precisely why moments later he’s bumping into said man and knocking red wine all over his white, button-up shirt.

“Oh my god! I am so sorry!” Namjoon quickly bows his apologies and grabs some napkins, hoping to somewhat remedy the situation. The man simply sighs and smiles softly, taking the napkins.

“It’s my fault really. A white shirt at a college party. I’m a fool, aren’t I?” he laughs, pausing when he sees the confused, apologetic look on Namjoon’s face, “Yah. Stop beating yourself up about it. It’s ok. Really.”

He sends Namjoon a soft smile, so warm and inviting Namjoon can’t help but smile back.

“Oh, uh, can I get you a new drink?”

“Hitting on me already?” the man laughs again, “How smooth of you. Spill my drink so you can get me a new one. A true pro.”

“No! I-“ Namjoon flounders, cheeks filling with red as the man laughs at the misconstrued idea.

“Hey, I’m joking. Lighten up a little,” the man teases, “I’m Jinyoung.”

Namjoon just stares at him, bewildered by the oddness of their exchange so far.

“And you are??”

“Oh. I’m Namjoon.”

“Well, Namjoon. It would seem neither of us have a drink now. Care to accompany me?”

“I would love to, Jinyoung-ssi, bu-“

“Great! Let’s go then.”

Jinyoung grabs Namjoon’s arm, pulling him back to the bar. Thankfully, Yugyeom seems to have moved to a different part of the party.

“Ai, Jinyoung-ssi-“

“Jinyoung-ah. I’m certain we’re near the same age. I’m ‘94. September.” 

“Me too, actually, but-“

“Oh cool! What day? I’m the 22nd.”

“The 12th, but Jinyoung-ah-“

“Darn. Beat me by 10 days, hyung.”

Something about the way Jinyoung says that sends shivers up his spine. It was so innocent yet so filthy from his lips. But his eyes remained cheerful and his smile playful. Namjoon honestly wasn’t even sure the man knew what he had done.

“Jinyoung-ah. I would love to stay and chat, but I have to find my hyung. He texted me a little while ago looking for me.”

Nice. Another lie to get out of something.

“Aw boo,” the younger man pouts, “Oh well. I guess I’ll just help you look.”

Namjoon pauses at the pleasant smile gracing the man’s lips. Before he can deny the offer, the man is looping arms with him and setting off again. At first, they stay in the main parts of the party, searching the bar and the living room and the impromptu dance floor. Then, Jinyoung stops and looks at Namjoon.

“He’s probably in the bathroom…We should go check.”

“Oh, no, Jinyoung-ah. If he’s in the bathroom, no need to bother him. I can just wait here.”

“Come on, Joonie,” the younger pouts, tugging his arm experimentally, “I’m certain we’ll find him there, and if not, well. I’m sure you and I could find something else to do there.

Namjoon freezes, slowly looking over to the man. The same friendly smile played on his face, but now there was something a little darker behind it. A little less innocent. Namjoon honestly can’t believe it. The man had seemed nice, if not a bit overly friendly. It was strange that he would suddenly turn like this. Namjoon tries to pull his arm away from the male, only to find Jinyoung’s grip tightening as he begins pulling them to the bathroom. It’s not so tight that it hurts, but it’s jarring nonetheless. The happy, kind man that had just been helping him look for Jin (albeit against his will) was now dragging him to a secluded spot where no one would be able to hear him if he needed help. He can feel panic starting to rise in his throat as he silently wishes Yoongi were here. Yoongi would yank the two apart and stare Jinyoung down until he either surrendered or swung first. But Yoongi wasn’t here and the hallway to the bathroom was now visible through the crowd of people.

“Jinyoung-ah, stop it!”

“This isn’t cool, please let me go!”

“Jinyoung-ah!”

The hallway draws ever nearer and Namjoon plants his feet, bracing himself as he gives his arm a sharp tug. It finally pulls free of the younger man’s grip, Jinyoung turning to him with a pseudo-worried look on his face.

“What’s wrong, Jooniebee? Don’t you want to find your hyung?”

“What’s wrong,” Namjoon huffs as he tries to even out his breathing again, “Is that I asked you to stop, and you didn’t. Please stay away from me from now on, Jinyoung-ssi.”

With that, Namjoon turns and stalks off, rubbing at his arm as Jinyoung cries his apologies and begs him to come back. He simply ignores him and keeps his eyes ahead. His teary eyes. God, was he crying? Jinyoung hadn’t done anything but scare him, but his vision was blurring nonetheless, making it impossible to see what was ahead of him.

“Fuck!”

“Joon-ah!”

Jin quickly catches the man as he trips over someone’s bag.

“Hey. You ok-“

Jin stares at the man in front of him, worry coating his face as he sees the water tearing down his cheeks. Quickly, he moves both of them to a secluded area and takes Namjoon’s face in his hands, looking him in the eye.

“Namjoon. Namjoon, baby, look at me. What’s wrong, Joonie?”

Namjoon inhales deeply, wiping at his eyes. It was stupid that he was crying like this, but he couldn’t help it.

“Ah, Jin-hyung, it’s fine. Really.”

“No, Joon. It’s not fine. You’re crying, Joonie. Tell Hyung what happened.”

“Just- This guy. He was being really kind- too kind- a bit abrasive, but kind. Then he started helping me look for you. I lied and said you were looking for me, but it didn’t work. He offered to help, and I couldn’t say no. Then when we had looked almost everywhere, he decided we needed to look in the bathroom. When I said no, he tried dragging me there against my will. I just. I know it’s stupid, but I was scared.”

Jin growls internally, reminding himself to punch whichever one of the three stooges did that to his precious Joonie, then pulls Namjoon into a hug, shooshing him and gently petting his hair.

“Hey, it’s ok, Joonie. You aren’t stupid for being scared. That was a scary situation, and he was an asshole for putting you in it. But hey! You got away! That means you stood up for yourself, right?!”

Jin smiles at a sniffling Namjoon as he wipes a stray tear away. The younger nods and Jin’s smile only grows.

“I’m so proud of you, Namjoon! You did it! All on your own too!”

“Y-Yeah,” Namjoon mumbles, his tears becoming few and far between, “I guess I did, didn’t I?”

“You did. And that’s more than most people can do,” Jin plants a playful kiss on Namjoon’s nose earning a blush and quiet whine from the younger.

“…Yoongi-hyung would’ve had no issue putting Jinyoung in his place.”

Jinyoung. Of course, it was fucking Jinyoung.

“Hey. That’s not important. What’s important is that you put Jinyoung in his place. Right?”

“Yeah…oh, and hyung, guess what?”

“What?”

“I turned down two other guys before Jinyoung. I was direct and polite and I only lied about having a boyfriend once!”

“Joon! Look at you! You’re going to be a pro at this in no time!”

“Agreed. He honestly hurt my feelings a bit, Hyung.”

Jin and Namjoon turn to see the three men from earlier walk in.

“He was so blunt,” Yugyeom continues through a short laugh.

“Yah. Jinyoung. What the hell?”

Jinyoung looks at Jin wide-eyed and innocent.

“Who me? What did I do?”

“You went off script, asshole!”

“I had to improvise! You said make it as real as possible! I don’t see what the big deal is.”

“The big deal is that you scared the shit out of Namjoon, and you made him cry.”

The three turn to Namjoon, shocked, finally noticing the dried tear stains on his face.

“Oh. Oops.”

“Oops? Really, Jinyoung? That’s the best you can say for yourself? I oughtta-“

“Forgive, my boyfriend. He meant well, but as usual, sucks at apologizing.”

Jaebeom bows to Namjoon on Jinyoung’s behalf, Jin still contemplating punching the younger.

“I-….You guys planned all of this??”

“What? Oh. Oh!” Jin facepalms, now realizing he never explained anything to Namjoon, “Joon-ah, meet the other three members of the elite five. This is Yugyeom,”

“Hi.”

“Jaebeom,”

“Nice to meet you.”

“and the asshole that’s begging to get his ass beat is Jinyoung.”

“I said I was sorry!”

“No you didn’t!”

 “Jaebeom did, though! I swear, I lend you my husband to hit on another man, and this is how you repay me.”

Jin rolls his eyes at Jinyoung’s shenanigans.

“He’s your boyfriend, and if you’d like to keep it that way, I suggest you stop making him clean up your messes.”

Jinyoung sticks his tongue out at that, Jin doing the same in response before moving on.

“Since this was an immersive experience, I wanted to use people I could trust to hit on you without hurting you. I guess I should’ve added ‘without scaring you’ to that list too,” Jin glares at Jinyoung, the younger giving him a cheeky smile, “They all had very clear instructions to hit on you until you told them to stop in a clear and concise way. Jinyoung-ah, lost his mind.”

“Yah. I was making it realistic. You said guys are constantly hitting on him in less than friendly ways right? He needs to be able to handle it. He needs to know he’s able to handle it. I pushed a bit past what was entirely necessary, and for which, Namjoon-ah, I am very sorry, but to add onto that, I’m very, very proud of you. We didn’t go easy on you- well Jaebeom might have. He’s a big softie. But he’s still a hard guy to just say no to, and you did. You said no to all of us, and you didn’t give up no matter how hard we pushed. That’s amazing, Joon-hyung.”

“…..Thank you, Jinyoung-ssi. I admit, I was scared when you started pulling me, but now that you’ve explained, I’m glad you did. You’re right. It’s not the first time I’ve been in that situation, and every time I felt helpless. I always waited for Yoongi-hyung to show up and save the day. It was terrifying, but I saved my own day this time. Thank you.”

“Of course, Joon-ah!”

Jinyoung smiles happily and Namjoon smiles back.

“Yah. Don’t think this means you’re off the hook. You owe Namjoon as many books as he desires.

“Books?? Hyung, you know I’m heir to Samsung, right? We don’t do books.”

“Figure it out. Joonie likes books, so Joonie will get books.”

“Hyu-“

“Whether he wants them or not.”

“Fine…but in return, I want Namjoonie’s number. He’s a 94 liner and he’s cute, so legally we have to be friends.”

“In return?! This is punishment for hurting him, dickwad!”

“Ai! So?! Maybe Namjoonie wants my number too!”

Namjoon laughs and pulls out his phone, handing it to Jinyoung, who promptly sticks out his tongue at Jin.

“Oh woah, Namjoonie-hyung. We’re getting you a new phone. This phone is old as sin. We stopped making it when I was like 5.”

“Jinyoung-sii, I like my phone. It’s old, yes, but it works just fine.”

“Really? Because it just froze.”

“What?!”

“Oh well. Looks like you’ll be needing the newest phone on the market! Would you like Samsung or LG?”

Jinyoung tilts his head as Namjoon frantically examines his phone, desperately trying to get it to work again.

“I’ll just send you both! As a gift from me and Jaebeommie!”

“Why stop there, Jinyoung? Why not offer him an acting gig at JYPE? I’m sure your dad would be thrilled to see his son take an interest in running the business instead of acting,” Jin smirks.

“We don’t speak of that man and you know it!!”

 The four other men laugh at Jinyoung’s dramatics.

“We should go. It’s getting late and my family invited Jinyoung for dinner tonight.”

“Boooo. Ever since you and Jin-hyung started dating, they never invite me anymore,” Yugyeom pouts, earning a pat on the shoulder from Jaebeom.

“Next time, Gyummy. I promise. Thank you for having us over, Seokjin-hyung. Very nice meeting you Namjoon-ssi. We’ll see both of you again soon.”

The five men bow to each other and then it’s just Jin and Namjoon again.

“Your friends are nice.”

“To you. To me, they’re raging assholes with no filter.”

...........

“We never did get to the last part of today’s exercise.”

“Namjoon-ah, no. You’ve been through a lot today.”

“Yeah, but I handled it. All of it. I stood up for myself every time.”

“Exactly! You should be proud of yourself. We can do the next part a different day. Right now, you should just relax.”

“....Please, Hyung? Yes, the Jinyoung thing was scary, but he was right. We should keep this as realistic as possible, and realistically, people aren’t going to just stop hitting on me because I cried.”

“.......Fine. But promise you’ll say stop if it’s too much.”

“I promise.”

“Then…”

Jin slides his hands around Namjoon’s waist, pulling him so their bodies are flush.

“Can I tell you something?”

Namjoon stares at Jin, wide-eyed and confused. He hadn’t been expecting this. Hadn’t expected Jin so close, so beautiful, staring at him as if the entire world lay in his eyes. The elder bit his lip as he watched the younger, taking in everything about him. His cute button nose. His soft, brown eyes. His cushiony lips that would look perfect pressed against Jin’s own- among other places on Jin they’d look perfect. Eventually, he nods and Jin continues.

“You’re the most gorgeous man I’ve ever met, Namjoon. You’re perfect. Your hair. Your eyes. Your smile. The way you worry your lip when you’re thinking hard about something. You’re so intelligent and funny and kind and down to earth. Any man would be lucky to have you,” Jin’s hands slowly begin sliding lower and pulling Namjoon closer, “God, I wish I could have you. My perfect baby. Top of his class. Can’t cook to save his life,” Jin chuckles as he leans in a bit, “I’d treat you so good. Make sure you always know how loved you are. Spoil your every want, no matter how much you complain that it’s too much. Hold your hand as you and your hyungs soar to the top of stardom and pray you never leave me behind.”

Jin stops, lips barely an inch away from Namjoon’s. Despite how entranced Namjoon had seemed by his words, and how he had ignored Jin’s fingers lightly squeezing his ass, there was now a hand firmly placed on Jin’s chest, preventing him from coming any closer. The man pulls Jin’s hands away by his wrists and takes a careful step back. He takes a deep breath and gives a polite bow before looking him in the eye.

“Jin-hyung, I appreciate the admiration, however, I’m not interested in being in a relationship with you. I hope you can understand that this is not to say I don’t think you’d be a good partner. I just don’t think you’d be a good partner for me. I hope this incident doesn’t hinder our friendship in the future, however, if it does, I wish you well.”

Namjoon nods a goodbye then walks away, leaving a stunned Jin behind. It had hurt. Being rejected so formally by someone he cared for so deeply. But this was the reality. Maybe to Namjoon it was just practice, but everything Jin said…he meant it. I guess that was his mistake for deciding to be honest when Namjoon would never suspect it was the truth. He sighs as he runs his palms over his face and prepares to go retrieve his dongsaeng. Before he gets a chance to, Namjoon is back in the room, running towards him full speed.

“Hyung! I did it!”

The taller man launches into his hyung’s arms, effectively knocking them both onto the couch behind Jin.

“I did it, and it’s all thanks to you,” Namjoon smiles down at Jin, arms wrapped loosely around his shoulders. Somehow, Jin’s hands are around his waist again, this time just to hold him steady in their precarious position.

“You did it, Joon-ah. I’m proud of you.”

Jin smiles up at the male hovering over him, admiring his pretty dimples and smiling eyes. He just wishes he could-

His thoughts are cut off by the feeling of something warm pressing against his lips. Other lips against his lips…Namjoon’s lips? Against his? Lips??? Jin stares wide-eyed and frozen, waiting for Namjoon to pull away. Luckily, when he does, the younger, immediately averts his eyes, sparing Jin the embarrassment of the younger seeing him so shaken and flushed.

“S-Sorry, I-“

Before Namjoon can finish apologizing, Jin is leaning up to kiss him again, the younger yelping his surprise before slowly kissing back. They take their time, no rush to be had as the two explore each other’s mouths, Jin reveling in how hesitant and soft Namjoon’s kisses were. For awhile, it was as though time were standing still, Jin biting playfully at Namjoon’s lip, laughing at the way the man would whine, Namjoon parting his lips happily letting the kiss deepen but never become anything more than soft and sweet. It was perfect. Jin grants Namjoon a final peck before staring at him, his world in his eyes.

His baby. So perfect. Just for him.  

 

Chapter Text

Best Friends

10:42 PM

bestfriend changed his name to OMFG

OMFG :

OMFG JACKSON

BestFriend :

OMFG WHAT?

OMFG :

I kissed Jin. 😳

BestFriend :

You what?

OMFG :

And he kissed me back 😳😳

BestFriend :

He what?!

OMG JOONIE!!

YOU GOT THE GUY!!

OMFG :

I GOT THE GUY!

Kind of.

I kind of ran away before we could talk about it 😥

BestFriend :

Namjoon, nooooo

OMFG :

I knowww 😭😭😭

BestFriend :

Whyyyy Namjoon?!

You could be fucking the sexy rich man right now, but you ran away.

Dishonor. Dishonor on your family. Dishonor on your cow.

OMFG :

It was a horse, thank you, not a cow.

…As is Jin-hyung if the bulge pressing against my stomach was anything to go by.

BestFriend :

Omg Joon. Stop being a coward and go find out 😤😤😤

OMFG :

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

No.

Look. It was probably a one-time thing. Emotions were running high. It was spur of the moment. You know how it is.

BestFriend :

No. I know my best friend has a phat crush on a guy and refuses to act on it outside of one measly kiss.

You said he kissed you back, right? That means he likes you, Joon-ah.

OMFG :

Yeah, but…

I want him to like me for me. Not just the way I look.

BestFriend :

And you assume he doesn’t, why now??

OMFG :

I don’t know….most people like me for my looks. Not because I’m a dork that likes small animals and reading in the park.

BestFriend :

Wow. Hurt. You really think I only liked you for the sex when you’re very clearly a super attractive man all around and the only reason we didn’t date is because we’re best friends. I should call the police.

OMFG :

Well, obviously not you.

BestFriend :

Oh so Yoongi-ssi and Hoseok-ssi.

Hurt on their behalf.

OMFG :

No, not them either.

I just mean all my one-night stands.

BestFriend :

Ah, I see. And tell me Namjoon.

Did any of your one-night stands ever invite you to stay in their house for a month? Or even care that you weren’t living well?

Did they know you adore Kafka on the Shore and get it signed by the author for you? As I thought. No.

Jin-ssi is different. I can feel it.

OMFG :

You literally don’t even know him. 👀

BestFriend :

Not important.

Just trust in the ways of Jackson 😌💚

OMFG :

🙄😌💜

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Kitten and Guppy

11:33 PM

Guppy :

Hyung…I think I like Seokjin-Hyung.

Kitten :

Oh cool. I like him too. He’s a cool guy.

Guppy :

No, I think I really like him.

Kitten :

Yeah, Joonie, I really like him too. Outside of the whole Kookie situation, he seems like he genuinely cares about his friends and I appreciate that about him.

Guppy :

No, I- Oh my god.

Hyung. I have a crush on Seokjin-Hyung.

Kitten :

You have a what now? 👀👀👀

Guppy :

Well, we were working on the lessons we’re doing and we did an immersive experience- good news, by the way, I turned down 4 men even after they pushed- and just….Jin-Hyung was one of the four men I had to turn down, but Hyung, when he was pretending to hit on me, I liked it. A lot actually.

So much so that when everything was over I kind of…kissed? him?

Kitten :

You did what.

I mean, congratulations, I’m very proud of you for standing up for yourself. Moving on though.

You. Did. What.

Guppy :

Alright, don’t freak out.

Kitten :

Namjoon.

Guppy :

You promised to loosen up.

Kitten :

But this- I- UGHHHH

Fuck.

…You really like him then?

I mean you must because you’re actually telling me.

Guppy :

🙄

I’m telling you because you’re my closest friend and I trust you and value your thoughts.

But yes. I really like him.

He’s so….wonderful, Hyung. He’s not like you guys think. He’s actually really caring and gentle and sweet. Like the other day, he noticed I was cold while we were watching tv, so he gave me the blanket he was using. And when he found out I like gardening, he had a bunch of new, rare plants and a reading nook added to the garden for me. Plus, he cooks dinner for all of the staff every single night.

Oh Hyung, it was so sweet. One of the maids asked for overtime so she could do something big for her kid’s tenth birthday and Jin gave her the week off and rented an entire circus for them.  

Kitten :

A saint, but Joonie are you sure?

You just met the guy like 3 weeks ago.

Guppy :

Three and a half. And, yes. I’m sure.

I mean. I’m not going to act on it anytime soon but. Yes.

So……what do you think?

Kitten :

……If he makes you happy…

I guess I support you.

Just know if he ever breaks your heart, I’m not responsible for him going missing.

Guppy :

Yeah, yeah, you’re all talk, Hyung. You’re not going to kill him even if he does hurt me.

You’ll just kick his ass.

Kitten :

As long as you know 😊🖤

Guppy :

 😌💜

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Yoongi Simping Hours Open

1:13 AM

Kitten :

Namjoon has a crush on Jin.

What the fuck.

Sir :

Wait what??

Kitten :

They kissed and Joonie likes him.

Sir :

…Why would Jin…

That asshole.

Kitten :

???

Sir :

At the restaurant when he said we should tell Joonie we love him.

It was a threat. He was always planning to date Namjoon.

Kitten :

Hope-ah, you don’t know that.

Sir :

Why say it if it wasn’t his plan?

Kitten :

Hoseok, Namjoon is the only one who gets to decide who he dates and despite everything, I doubt Jin-hyung coerced Joonie into kissing him…Joon kissed him…..on his own…

Sir :

……

I hate this.

Kitten:

Me too, Hobi.

Sir :

…………………

I love him…

Kitten :

……………………………………………………

Me too, Hobi……

But no matter what, we don’t tell him, K?

Let’s just support him and Jin.

Sir :

Yeah…

……

Hyung?

Kitten :

Yeah?

Sir :

I love Jimin, Tae, and Kookie too…

Kitten :

……………

Me too, Hobi.

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Figuring It Out

10:41 AM

Jungkook :

Namjoon-hyung I apologize in advance, but I’m pretty sure I’m about to get fired from your job.

Namjoon :

Please don’t. I need both of those jobs.

Jungkook :

I’m trying not to 😭

Jackson-hyung has been helping me a lot at the café and I adore him. I seriously need to buy him something nice when I get my money back.

But I’m pretty sure Ms. Choi is going to kill me if I ask her how to clean one more object or mess up cleaning it. She told me today the only reason I still have a job is because she adores you.  😭😭😭

Remember to tip your maid kids. It’s hard work, y’know?

Jin :

Oh lord. Joonie, you never told me your second job was a cleaning service.

Namjoon :

Oh lord. Jungkook, please don’t get me fired.

I like Ms. Choi. She’s so sweet.

Jungkook :

I’m trying not to! I promise. I’ve even practiced cleaning! I’m just. Really bad at it somehow.

But! Jackson said a special event is happening at the café soon with increased pay and a large potential for tips! With that, I should be able to take a day off and just practice.

Namjoon :

Oh fuck. Maid Café Day.

I can’t believe I forgot that.

Jungkookie, I know you’re supposed to take over my life and everything, but you may want to opt out of this part.

Jungkook :

Why?

Jackson said it’s really simple. We just dress up cute and entertain the guest and base price is $75 per table plus whatever else they order and tips. I can’t keep all of it, but I could definitely get enough to earn some free time.

Namjoon :

It’s not that simple, unfortunately.

The tips are great, but…

Jimin :

Woah.

Did someone say Jungkook working at a Maid Café?

What day is this again??

Asking for a friend.

Taehyung :

I’m the friend.

What day?

Jungkook :

Saturday. You guys are more than welcome to come! 😊

Please tip well though 🥺💜

Jin :

Oh believe me Jungkook. We will.

I’ll even bring Yugyeom, Jaebeom, and Jinyoung.

Jungkook :

??? O…k?? I guess???

Namjoon :

Guys, I’m really not sure if it’s a good idea.

Taehyung :

Hyung shhhh.

I want to see my boyfriend being really cute at a café.

Jimin :

That Part.

Jungkook :

You guys should reserve spots now. Jackson said they fill up super fast. Especially Namjoon-hyung’s tables.

Hoseok :

Already on it, Kookie. Seating for 9?

Jin :

Sounds right!

Namjoon :

*sigh*

Make that 10 then.

Mark always comes to support Jackson and I. No point in him eating alone if all of you are going to be there.

Jungkook :

Oh boy. So many tips.

Yoongi :

We’re going to make you work for them, Bun. 😏

Jimin :

Every last dollar. 😏😏

Taehyung :

God I can’t fucking wait.

I’m charging every device I have now for pictures.

Jin :

Oh, Tae, no need.

I’m hiring a professional photographer for this one.

Jungkook :

???

I feel like I’m missing something.

Jin :

No worries Bun Bun.

Just enjoy Saturday <3

Namjoon :

🙄

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Elite Five

1:32 PM

JB:

Hey. We just pulled up.

You guys here yet?

TallBrat:

I’m headed in now.

Jin:

We’re inside towards the main stage. Since we needed three tables to seat all of us, we got prime seating. Helps that I slipped the hostess an extra hundred.

How are you doing Jungkookie? 😏

MuscleBrat:

I hate all of you.

Jin:

😂

See you soon, Kookie 😝

 

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For everyone’s convenience, and my own, I drew up a seating chart so none of us get confused:

Please excuse this brief interruption. We will now return to your regularly scheduled programming. 😊

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“Jin-Hyung! Joonie-Hyung! Nice to see you again!”

“Jinyoung-ah! Jaebeom-ah! Yoongi-hyung, these are two of the guys I turned down the other day.”

“Jooniebug did so well! I was so proud of him.”

“You better be after you scared him like that.”

“I said I’m sorry! Leave me alone already! Oh, Joonie. How do you like your new phone? Did you pick Samsung or LG?”

“Oh uh. Samsung. Jin-hyung helped me transfer all my data after he figured out how to unfreeze my phone.”

“Yes! I win again, Beommie.”

Jinyoung playfully sticks out his tongue at his boyfriend, Jaebeom rolling his eyes at the younger as they take their seats.

“Omg, hyungs, have you guys seen Jungkook yet??”

“Yugy!! Wait. You’ve seen Jungkook?! Is he as adorable as I hope!”

“I’ve never seen such a grumpy bunny!” Yugyeom laughs as he sits across from Jaebeom.

“Oh my god, I can’t wait. Minnie, he’s going to look so cute!”

“Guys, shhh. Here he comes.”

“Welcome to Giro’s Café!”

“I’m GaeGae!”

“And I’m Cooky!”

“And we’ll be your hosts today!”

Jackson and Jungkook bow at either end of the table, Jackson smiling brightly, and Jungkook pouting at his predicament since it’s just his hyungs. The youngest is all dressed up in a short maid dress adorned with soft purple lace and ruffles and knee highs. The crown jewels of the outfit are the perky bunny ears with little lavender bows at the base of them sitting atop his head. He’s wearing just a hint of make-up, a little bit of lip gloss and eyeliner and light purple freckles sprinkled across his face.

“Awwww, Kookie, you look adorable!!” Hoseok squeals, snapping a jillion pictures.

“He’d be even cuter if he smiled,” Jackson reminds, the younger whining before planting a smile on his face. Jackson was right. As a maid, it was his job to be pleasant and energetic for the customers. If he failed, he’d get fewer tips and they’d take him off the floor. Plus, he’d been doing really well so far. It didn’t make sense to drop the façade just because it’s his hyungs. Not to mention, all of them would sell him out in a heartbeat and he knows it. He bites his lip thoughtfully then straightens up a bit, putting on a pleasant smile.

“Sorry about that, GaeGae. I was just so happy to see all my hyungs again, I thought I was going to cry,” he laughs, skillfully explaining away his pout and earning cooes from his older hyungs.

“Our sweet, Bun. So cute for us,” Jimin mumbles, looking Jungkook up and down like he was a tasty dessert.

“Minnie, our boyfriend. In a maid outfit. Being adorable. This must be heaven.”

“Yah, I think I’m pretty adorable too,” Jackson playfully pouts, earning laughs from the other men.

“Yes, hyung. Very pretty,” Namjoon giggles at his friend’s dramatics.

“I can’t believe I keep forgetting how beautiful you look like this, Jackson.”

Jackson blushes at the wink Mark sends him before turning to address the rest of the table.

“As you all know, today is Maid Café Day and as such, we have a wide range of specials available on the menu, including the maid-specific drinks and desserts for today! May I recommend GaeGae’s Chocolate Delight?”

“Or if you prefer, Cooky’s Bouncy Bunny Cake?” Jungkook offers with a cute smile, punctuating the “cake” by playfully wiggling his hips and blowing a kiss, “It’s a spring-themed sampler with carrot cake, lemon raspberry cake, and a glazed custard cake.”

“Pardon me, but who’s dessert is Koya’s Eucalyptus Eclipse?”

“What?! You guys are still serving it even without me?!” Namjoon frowns upon spotting the dessert on the menu.

“Oh! That’s Namjoonie’s dessert! It’s a fan favorite, so the owner insisted on serving it. Even today it’s been a best seller. His fans miss him so much.”

“Then I’ll have one of those,” Jin smiles to Namjoon, the younger’s cheeks going red.

“Me too.”

“I’m torn between Kookie’s and Joonie’s”

“Let's get both then!”

“OO! Good idea! Jaebeommie and I will have all three then!”

“I’ll have the chocolate delight as always,” Mark smiles to Jackson.

“Same. It sounds good.”

“Coming right up!” Jackson smiles and gives a polite courtesy and walks off, Jungkook following suit.”

God, can you guys imagine Joonie in a maid outfit?” Taehyung groans.

“Hobi and I don’t have to, thankfully,” Yoongi smirks.

“Wait. Our precious Nyummie does this?! He works here?! Beommie, we have to come back.”

“Yeah…,” Jaebeom absently agrees, staring at Jackson.

“Hey now. I know he’s pretty, but I’d appreciate it if you didn’t stare at him that hard. At least not directly in front of me,” Mark laughs, leaving a confused, yet sheepish Jaebeom to quietly apologize.

“My bad. Are you guys-“

“Dating? Yup. No worries though. Jackson is incredibly hot. If I got upset over every person that stared at him like he’s water in a desert, I’d never stop being upset. Proof: Yoongi.”

“Yah! I’m not always angry.”

“Uh huh. Remember last Maid Day when you almost got kicked out?” Mark and Hobi laugh at the memory, Yoongi blushing from embarrassment.

“That wasn’t even my fault. Shut up.”

“Hyung?” Jimin looks to Yoongi worried and confused.

“Look. Namjoon yelped and I looked over to see a hand up his skirt, and that was the time his outfit could barely be considered clothing with how much skin it exposed, so I was already on guard. What was I supposed to do? Not defend, Namjoon?”

“That part would’ve been fine, Yoon. It was the hot coffee you poured in his lap that was the issue,” Mark laughs, “God, I’ve never seen the owner move so fast. I’m certain if the other guy hadn’t been so in the wrong, you’d be banned for life.”

“Exactly correct, Hyung. Mr. Gwan was ranting about it for a week. Now, he only refers to Yoongi-hyung as the ‘thoughtless bantam’ because he’s small and aggressive and dangerous to the café’s profit so long as I work here.”

Yoongi gasps, “I am not a chicken! And I’m Not Small!!!”

The other nine men laugh at Yoongi’s cheeks puffed in anger. Before they can continue teasing him, Jackson steps up to the microphone on the stage.

“Guess what time it is guys!!”

A slew of excited cheers erupts from the tables, one person screaming “I love you GaeGae!!”

“Aw, I love you too!” Jackson smiles and shows two-finger hearts before blowing a kiss to the fan,” Now then, as you all know, we have a new Maid with us today! Everyone give a warm welcome to…Cooky!!!”

Jungkook steps on stage and curtsies, the crowd cheering even louder this time, whistles and hoots coming from every direction.

“HI, everyone! I’m your resident perfect bunny, Cookie!” Jungkook shoots the audience double pistols and a wink then presses a finger to his cheek in thought “Hm. Let’s see. What else? I love sweets, especially carrot cake!! Guess that’s why it’s in my dessert!” he giggles playfully, the crowd laughing with him, “I have a bunch of skills- in fact, I’m pretty much good at everything!” Jungkook winks, “Maybe if you’re really nice to me, I’ll show you!” he goes back to thinking, absently biting his finger, all eyes lingering on his lips as they rest on the digit, “Oh darn,” he pouts, “I forgot. I’m always forgetting things. Anyway, please treat me well and buy me lots of carrot cake!!”

He smiles and curtsies again then steps to the side for Jackson.

“Isn’t he adorable guys?!”

The crowd shouts their agreement.

“But not more adorable than me though, right?” Jackson pouts, earning even more enthusiastic cheers, a group towards the back standing up and revealing their shirts that spell out ‘GaeGae’.

“Wow. I didn’t realize how serious about this people are,” Jimin mumbles to the others.

“Oh this is tame. You should see them when Namjoon’s working these things. I’m pretty sure someone proposed to him at the one about a year and a half ago? Then there was the one where a huge fight broke out because this group wanted Joonie as their host but he was all booked up.”

Oh god .”

“Honestly, Namjoon is the crown jewel of Maid Day. Between him and Jackson, they bring in a million bucks easy.”

“Hey, our other coworkers are popular too!”

“Joonie, they literally only sell Koya and GaeGae merch because everyone else’s merch wasn’t selling as well.”

“Still.”

Mark chuckles at his dongsaeng then turns back to his boyfriend.

“We also have another new maid joining us! Please put your hands together for…Sunshine!!”

A man walks on stage in a bright yellow maid dress with white ruffles and gold accents. His black hair dances playfully atop his head in light crinkles and curls and his lips curve into a smile bright enough to match his name. Despite it all, he seems incredibly nervous.

“H-Hello, everyone! My name is S-Sunshine! You’ve all probably guessed, but I love sorbet, hence Sunshine’s Sweet Sorbet. Please get me a lot of it. I promise I’ll brighten up your day if you do,” he winks. It’s clear to see his speech is rehearsed by the way he nervously stumbles through it, but it’s adorable nonetheless and more than enough to capture two people’s attention.

“Beommie….is it just me or is he really….cute?”

“Very cute. Cuter than you even.”

Jinyoung angrily nudges his boyfriend, the older laughing before planting a kiss on his cheek.

“Hey, Namjoon. What’s this guy’s name?”

“Who? Sunshine? Oh, he’s new to the staff. Just joined right before the month started. I think he said his name is…Youngjae? He’s adorable, right? I think he’s going to be the next big maid when Jackson and I leave.”

“Youngjae,” Jaebeom rolls the name around his tongue for a moment then smiles to Jinyoung, “I like him.”

“Me too.”

“Now then,” Jackson starts again over the microphone, “as always, we have a bunch of fun performances for you today! Are you guys ready…to Dance the Night Away?!!”

The crowd goes wild and all the maids gather in formation on stage. The music starts and all of them began the choreo, Jin being sure it’s recorded in HD, Taehyung and Jimin whistling and cheering. The air is buzzed with energy and happy laughter as the group performs, each song and dance bringing an onslaught of whoops and hollers praising them. At some point, the crowd even gets a bit involved- that is to say, when Russian Roulette starts playing, Hoseok excitedly hops on the stage and starts dancing with them much to everyone’s amusement. Yoongi’s gummy smile shouts his adoration from the crowd, throwing out an “I love you, Mang!” when the song ends and doubling over with laughter when Hobi throws him a peace sign and a wink. There are a few more performances before the maids are bowing and leaving the stage, smiles still bright and evident despite their obvious need to catch their breath.

After a moment of sitting and getting water, Jungkook and Jackson return to the table, desserts in tow. They pass all of them out, being sure to personally thank everyone for their order.

“Yah. Cooky-ah,” Taehyung calls out when everything’s place, “Eat with me?”

Jungkook stares back, admittedly ecstatic at the idea although for different reasons, but frowns when he remembers the rules of maid day. Namely rule 3: This is a Maid Café, not a host club. If one of your tables wants to eat with you, it’s $60 for 30 minutes and $100 for 60 minutes. Feeding you is $25. If you’re comfortable sitting on their lap, that’s another $50, but they aren’t allowed to go further than that. If they do, it’s an instant ban. Lastly, you aren’t allowed to request money. They have to offer to pay. Prices will be listed in the center of the table on a notecard.

“I’m sorry, Mr. Kim,” another rule. Guests were to be called by their last names unless otherwise stated, “It would be unfair of me to spend all of my time here with you. What about my other guests?”

The 95 liner pouts at his boyfriend, Jungkook wanting to break the rules just for that alone. But he couldn’t. Instead, he and Jackson go to attend to their other tables.

“Tae-ah,” Mark calls, holding up the notecard with the list of services on it, “You just have to pay. People come to these things with hundreds of dollars just for a chance to keep Jackson to themselves for a while.”

“It’s true. One year, someone took Jackson and I for the entire day. $1400 plus all of the extra services and desserts he paid for. People were so pissed off. Luckily for Jackson and I, he tipped super well.”

“Wow. That’s actually insane.”

“Beommie, when we come next time, let’s do the same! We can get to know our precious Sunshine better.”

“Yah, Jinyoung, that’s rude to everyone else. Plus, our sweet Joonie works here. I’m sure we’ll have plenty of opportunities to talk to Youngjae.”

“Oooo. Hyungs have a crush,” Yugyeom laughs, earning a light kick from Jinyoung.

“Brat.”

“I support you two. Get your third piece.”

“Keep joking, Yugyeom. Don’t forget I’m your only link to BamBam.”

“Wait.”

“BamBam?” Jin smirks at his dongsaeng, “Does our resident tall brat have a crush on someone??”

“Oh, just an intern at my company. Yugy thinks he’s ‘funny’ and ‘cool’.”

“Shut up!”

The men laugh at the blushing 97 liner.

“Guys, stop teasing Yugy. He’s a baby ,” Namjoon cooes dramatically, the younger whining at his hyungs’ meanness, “Kidding. I’m kidding. So, did you guys want to eat with Kookie and Jackson?”

Jin picks up the card of services and examines it.

 


“There are so many options.” 

“Which do you guys want to do?”

……

“Let’s do them all.”

Chapter Text

“So we’ve got Sunshine for song and dance, 10 high fives, and 2 cheers of encouragement. Cooky for special talent, 9 hugs, and 9 kisses on the cheek. I have the monologue, the declaration of love, and hand holding- Mark, you know you don’t have to pay for me to tell you I love you, right?”

“I like supporting my baby.”

Mark winks, leaving a flustered Jackson to continue reading off their requests.

“And all three of us for the sexy dance, photos, feeding, games, and friendship bracelets. This’ll probably take about 2 hours total so your total will be…$200x3+25+20+30- hold on a second, sorry, we don’t have a lot of orders this big.”

“$1,810. Assuming we’re doing the usual 3 for 2 on the games and bracelets.”

“Geez, Joon. Why are you so smart?? And more importantly, why aren’t you working today to help us with these calculations,” Jackson cries, pouting to his friend and causing the younger to laugh, “Joonie is right, fortunately. Your total is $1,810 and you’ll be happy to know 25% of your payment goes directly to us!”

The three maids line up and bow to the table, “Thank you very much!!”

“You’re very welcome, boys,” Jin smiles as he passes his card to his aid to take to the front, “Now then. Let’s eat.”

Within moments, Taehyung is pulling Jungkook into his lap, and sliding him a $50 bill, Namjoon having told them the details of rule 3. Despite the rule’s existence, the odd seating arrangement is purposely left off the menu to discourage it from happening too often. Mostly, only the people the maids tell beforehand know about it, making things more comfortable for everybody.

“My precious Kookie. You look so amazing, Bun.”

“Thanks, Tae. You guys look amazing too…I miss you guys.”

“We miss you too, Bun,” Hoseok smiles, reaching across the table to grab Jungkook’s hand.

“Careful, Hyung. That’s another $15 and the boss does not play with his money,” Namjoon warns with a chuckle.

“Oh nooo. Giving more money to my dongsaeng. I could never ,” Hoseok responds as he rests his hand over Jungkook’s. Jimin smiles at the display, his heart swelling at the soft smile on Jungkook’s face. He picks up his spoon and gets a scoop of the carrot cake from his plate then holds it up to Cooky’s lips.

“Say ‘ahhh’.”

Jungkook blushes and opens his mouth for Jimin, softly wrapping his lips around the spoon. Jimin cooes at the bit of frosting that sticks to the corner of his mouth then wipes it off with his finger and sticks it in his own mouth.

“Mmm. Sweet. Just like you…..I miss you, Jungkook.”

“I miss you too, Jimin.”

The two stare at each other lovingly, slowly leaning closer to each other. Right before their lips can meet, Jackson clears his throat.

“This is cute, and I’m happy for you, but kissing would get Jimin banned. People thinking Jungkook is taken is bad for business.”

“Boooo. I want to kiss my boyfriends freely,” Taehyung whines.

“Thank god that’s not on the menu. Jackson, imagine how many people we’d have begging us for kisses.”

“Yoongi would get banned for sure, Joon. You’d have to just quit.”

“Oh please, Tuan. Like you wouldn’t get just as pissed by people trying to kiss Jackson.”

“Touche. But I’m actually dating Jackson. What’s your excuse?”

“I-“ Yoongi goes quiet at that, an uncomfortable quiet filling the air.

“How about that monologue?!” Jackson pops up from Mark’s lap and begins dramatically reciting some monologue from Romeo and Juliet- with his own interjections and adlibs of course. By the end, the happy energy is back, and everyone is nearly in tears from laughing so hard. At some point, Jimin’s chair falls backward from him laughing so hard and the others only break into more laughter.

“You’re up, Sunshine…..Sunshine…..Sunshine!”

Youngjae suddenly stands from his chair at the end of the table where Jaebeom and Jinyoung had been quietly feeding him sorbet and cooing over his evident nervousness. The three had been in their own little world, Yugyeom watching amused and taking video. When the maid walks away, the youngest mouths a silent ‘whipped’ to his hyungs, earning a glare from both of them. Nevertheless, the two heirs quickly turn their attention to Youngjae as he begins singing and dancing. His voice was beautiful, the notes gliding perfectly from his lips. How could one not fall in love?

When he finishes singing, Youngjae turns to Jaebeom and Jinyoung and smiles.

“Thank you Jinyoungie-hyung and Jaebeommie-hyung! You’ve taken care of me so well, and you’re both so perfect and amazing. I’m happy I got to be your maid today, and I hope- I know that no matter what you attempt after this, you’ll do wonderfully.”

He blows them both a kiss, Jinyoung excitedly blowing one back, then leaves to get the games.

“You know he said that because you paid him to, right?” Yugyeom mumbles, laughing when Jinyoung picks up a used napkin and throws it at him.

“Ungrateful Brat. I hope you and BamBam never get together.”

“I don’t regret disowning you.”

Yugyeom gasps at that.

“Rude. I thought I was your favorite!”

“Jungkook’s my new favorite.”

“Heck yes! I’m grandpa’s new favorite!”

“Nevermind, I forgot you’re both annoying. Namjoon is my favorite. He’s an honorary elite now since Jin-“

“Yah. Hush. That’s none of your business, Grandpa. Now, Jungkookie, let’s see your special talent. Hyung is curious.”

“Oh- uh. Well. Technically, my talent is art, but I prepared something special for you guys. I want to sing for you.”

Jungkook looks at them hesitantly, worried they may deny him and request art instead. Thankfully, they all nod and Jungkook takes the stage, grabbing the microphone.

“Hello, everyone. It’s me. Cooky. International Playboy. Recently, I really hurt a lot of people I care about, and I don’t think I can make it up to them, but…I wrote them a song to tell them how I feel about them so…here it goes.”

The lights dim and music slowly fills the room. Jungkook takes a deep breath and looks to his hyungs before he starts singing.

“You are the sunlight that rose again in my life…”

The song is beautiful, each word, each line full of meaning, detailing how special his hyungs are to him. How they’re so amazing he can’t believe they’re real- that he isn’t dreaming. That they make him happier than he’s ever been. That they make everything clear in a place he couldn’t see.

“I’m following this clarity~ Take my hands now. You are the cause of my euphoria.”

Jimin can’t help the way tears well up in his eyes at hearing that. Despite everything, somehow, he knew above everything else, this was real. His love for Jungkook was real….and so was Jungkook’s love for him. For all of them. He missed his Bun. The song continues, people taking out their phones and waving the torches through the air, Jimin crying silent tears of happiness and Taehyung smiling bigger than he has in months. On the last line, Jungkook looks at both of them, anyone looking easily able to tell he had his world in his eyes.

“When I’m with you, I’m in utopia.”

The crowd bursts into the loudest applause of the night, Jungkook bowing then quietly rejoining them at the table. Well almost. Before he can sit, Jimin and Taehyung are pulling him to a room in the back, out of everyone’s sight, and littering his face with kisses.

“Kookie, that was beautiful.”

“Easily the most beautiful song I’ve ever heard.”

“Thanks…Namjoon-hyung helped me put it together. I-….I wanted you all to know. You mean the world to me. All of you. I was dumb to hurt you…and I was dumb to think taking over Namjoon-hyung’s life would be easy. Remind me to pay off the rest of his tuition and by all his groceries when this is over.”

The three chuckle and share soft kisses for a while before Jackson walks in with Mark, freezing when he sees them.

“Jungkook, you’re needed outside.”

“Am I actually or is this just the only make-out spot?”

“Same thing.”

Jungkook laughs and grabs his boyfriends’ hands, leading them out.

Back at the table, Youngjae is sandwiched between Jinyoung and Jaebeom, the two fawning over him and laughing at Jin as he yells about whether or not you can put a draw 2 on top of a draw 4 (the answer: yes. It’s called no mercy for a reason).  You’d think someone had insulted his mother or something with the way he was yelling, the others dying of laughter at his animated gestures and rap-like rhythm.

“Hyung, I know this is sudden, but I think I speak for all three of us when I say please join Bangtan Boys as our fourth rapper.”

The men laugh even harder, Jimin once again falling to the ground from laughing so hard. Jin gawks at the 11 of them then crosses his arms.

“I can’t believe this. I came out to have a good time, and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now.”

“Welcome to the ‘My dongsaengs don’t respect me’ club. We don’t have cookies because the brats keep eating them,” Jaebeom sighs.

“Aw, Beommie, we totally respect you,” Yugyeom mocks, snickering to himself.

“If I never see you again, I’ll be able to die in peace.”

“What. Hyuuunnggg! That’s too harsh,” the younger pouts, Jaebeom just rolling his eyes with a huffed laugh.

“Idiot.”

“I know you are, but what am I?”

“Brat!”

“I know I am but, what are you?!”

“Your very loving hyung that you’re lucky puts up with you.”

……

“Touché.”

“Ai, our time here’s almost over. What’s left? Friendship Bracelets and the Sexy Dance?”

“About the friendship bracelets….I may have already made them.”

Hoseok chuckles nervously as he holds up 12 bracelets, a 13th one wrapped around his wrist.

“I swear I tried to stop, but they were so fun to make, and I specially made one for everyone!”

He passes them out, the men examining them, some slipping them on.

“As much as I was looking forward to bracelet making, I gotta say. These are perfect, Hyung.”

“Thanks!”

“This means we’re friends forever now, Hoseokie-…ah?”

“I’m ’94. February.”

Jinyoung gasps and excitedly taps at Jaebeom’s shoulder.

“Well, now we’re really friends forever!”

“Babe, you can’t just start collecting 94 liners without their permission.”

“Like hell I can’t. Plus, Hoseokie and I were friends before I knew his age.”

“God, I’m glad I don’t know other 93 liners.”

“What about 93 liners now? I’m one,” Mark says as he retakes his seat, looking curiously at Yoongi.

“Goddammit. Now, we have to be friends. The laws of the universe basically command it.”

“LMAO Hyung, stop pretending you don’t like having friends! You know you love us!”

“Do I know you?”

Hyung !

“Cooky. Sunshine. It’s time for our final show. Let’s make it count.”

The two reluctantly separate from the men sweet-talking them and join Jackson at the head of the table. The eldest hits play on the speaker and the three begin dancing, the sounds of Hip by Mamamoo filling their area. The men happily cheer them on, Jungkook’s dancing background and apparent extensive knowledge of girl group choreo really shining. Despite their laughter at the silliness of it all, they were glad to have this back and glad to see their youngest so happy. Their precious Kookie.

When the dance ends, the three men take their seats again, basking in the compliments and hugs and hidden kisses they receive. 

“Can anyone remind me why we haven’t been dressing Kookie up and letting him dance for us more often?”

“Because we’re absolute idiots, Tae. Because we’re absolute idiots.”

“Preach. We literally have 3 dance majors in this group and only 2 of them had ever danced for us before today. I feel personally attacked by this.”

“No fair! I danced the first time, Yoongi-hyung!”

“Yeah, but you guys were all caught up in my amazing twerking skills by that point. Doesn’t count.”

“Really? Guess, Minnie, Kookie, and I will just have to plan something special for you guys,” Hoseok smirks and pecks his boyfriend’s cheek, loving the hint of flush that blossoms there.

“Sounds delightful! Question. Is this an everyone event or do we have to be fucking you to get an invite?”

“Jinyoung!” “Hyung!!” “Oh lord.”

The 94 liner just laughs, the others eventually joining in with a few eye rolls at his ridiculousness.

“Hyungs. We uh- We have something for you.”

Jungkook holds up a few bags with the cafe’s logo on it. Each bag is cutely labeled with a handwritten to/from, the from being from all of them, and the two’s being neatly written out oddly artistic bubble letters- Jungkook’s doing no doubt. The youngest passes them out and watches as the men begin going through them. There’re all sorts of dumb things in there, water bottles, pens, buttons, etc., all with various designs to represent the three maids. It’s the t-shirts that give them all pause, the youngest simply smirking as his hyungs read them.

“This t-shirt certifies that I am a proud member of Giro’s Maid Cafe Day Super Fan Fan Club.”

“Cooky. ‘97.”

“Huh? Mine says GaeGae ‘94 on the back.”

“Look, Jinyoung, ours say Sunshine ‘96.”

“Ooo! Yes! I love it!”

“Wait. You guys actually like them?”

“Yeah, Jungkook. Why wouldn’t we like a gift from our favorite maids?” Yoongi asks very seriously as he slips on his shirt, internally noting that it says Koya ‘94 instead of Cooky and that unlike everyone else’s his is a few sizes too large- the way he likes it.

“Agreed. These are adorable Cooky.- Don’t tell me you thought we’d hate them or something,” Hoseok pulls on his shirt as well, the back also reading Koya, “I’m gonna wear this everywhere.”

“Agreed. In fact, Minnie, we should get one made with Kookie’s face on it, so no one is confused about which Kookie we mean,” Taehyung smirks at doe eyes widened in his direction.

“Wait!”

The 12 men laugh at the youngest’s cries. Before Jungkook, can say anymore to his defense, one of the house staff- a temp hire for this event- approaches their table, all smiles, with just a hint of danger in her tone.

“Hello! I hope all of you enjoyed your stay here at Giro’s Cafe. Unfortunately, it looks like your time has come to an end. You’re welcome to purchase another 30 minutes at this table if you would like, but GaeGae is unfortunately booked until closing, and Cooky and Sunshine have other tables to attend to, so you’ll be unable to continue eating with them.”

“Hm. I think we’ll call it a night then. Guys?”

“Agreed. We’ll go pay the check.”

“Alrighty! Thank you for coming and we look forward to seeing you next time!” The woman turns to Jackson, Jungkook, and Youngjae, her pleasant smile dropping, and her eyes hardening. The message is clear, and the three quickly say their goodbyes before leaving to other tables. The woman smiles at them once more and excuses herself as though that threat had never happened then takes her leaves.

“God. She is terrifying.”

“Sooyoung always is,” Namjoon smiles fondly as he stands, “Now then. Let’s go pay before the boss tells her to come back.”

 

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“Hey. Namjoon-hyung.”

Namjoon turns to Jungkook expectantly.

“Everything ok, Kookie? No one is making you uncomfortable right? We were about to leave, but I’ll tell the others to go on without me if you need me to talk to the boss or handle a rowdy customer.”

“Ai, no, hyung. I-… I want you to have this,” the younger holds out a collection of his tips for the day, “I know the day isn’t entirely over yet, but…you deserve this. You do this 4 times a year and Jackson told me the boss plans on taking %50 percent anyway. Plus, after everything you guys just gave me as tip, this is more than enough to pay off everything for this month. I promised to see this out to the end. I don’t want to take the easy way out.”

“I- Jungkook, you worked really hard for these tips, and you’re doing so well. I know you want to make it through the month fair and square, but Kookie, your challenge was to take over my life. This day, these tips, they’re a part of my life…You know why Yoongi-hyung likes it when I do Maid Day?”

Jungkook shakes his head, doe eyes staring at Namjoon.

“Because after Maid Day, I always take the rest of the month off. Keep the money, Kookie.”

After a moment, Jungkook nods, and Namjoon hugs him goodbye. If he slides the money into Namjoon’s gift bag when he turns around, well no one can prove he did it. He watches as Namjoon rejoins everyone outside.

His Beautiful Hyungies.

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Wait.

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Why the hell is Jin’s hand on Namjoon’s ass???

Chapter Text

Figuring It Out

9:15 PM

Taehyung:

Best. Maid Day. Ever!!

Kookie, you did so well!

Jungkook:

I can’t believe Hyung does this every few months.

It’s a lot of fun, but it’s a lot of work too 😓

I might even skip the gym today with how sore I am from dancing.

Jimin:

Jeon Jungkook?

Skipping the gym??

Who are you and how’d you get Jungkookie’s phone???

Taehyung:

LMAO

Facts tho

I’m pretty sure Jungkook dies if he doesn’t go to the gym everyday. 😅

Jungkook:

Yah! I’m not that bad! 😤😭

Jimin:

Didn’t this story start with you trying to spend 24 hours at the gym? 🤔🤔🤔

Jungkook:

😮😮😮

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Taehyung:

😂😂😂

Yoongi:

We’re proud of you, Kookie.

Namjoon:

Agreed.

Jackson told me the boss was so impressed by you that he wanted to make you a permanent member of our maid crew.

Jungkook:

I’m flattered, but I’ll have to decline. Several people gave me their numbers yesterday and I don’t want to deal with being confronted because I never called them. I’m not as smooth with excuses as you and Jackson.

Jin:

Speaking of, your grandma and grandpa are insisting one of you gets Youngjae’s number for them. They said if you don’t, they’re going to start showing up every day.

Jungkook:

No, Hyung.

That’s weird.

No one wants to date those old bafoons.

Namjoon:

Lmao, I’ll get it for them, Hyung. With Youngjae’s permission of course.

Jimin:

I’m sorry but Kookie, isn’t that a really rude way to talk about your grandparents?

Jungkook:

What?

OHH. You think he means my real grandparents lol

He’s talking about Jinyoung and Jaebeom 😂

Jin:

He and Yugyeom call them grandma and grandpa

Jaebeom hates it.

But Joonie, how do you know that??

Namjoon:

Jinyoungie may or may not have started texting me and Hobi-hyung all of the elite five secrets.

Hoseok:

Remember that time Jungkookie had a huge crush on Jin-hyung??

Namjoon:

Oh yeah. Totally forgot about that.

Jungkook:

😳😳😳

HE TOLD YOU ABOUT THAT?!

Jimin:

Wait, Jungkook what?!?

Jin:

Oh yeah 😂

Aw guys it was adorable!

Jungkook was like 10, I was babysitting him a lot then, and he just knew he was madly in love with me.

He would follow me around like a lost puppy and he always wanted to treat me to lunch or buy me snacks.

On Valentine's day he approached us cheeks all red and staring at the floor. Then he shoved a heart shaped box of chocolates with a valentine’s pun on it at me, said “these are for you” and ran.

Of course I turned him down because I’m not a creep obviously, but it was so sweet.

Jungkook:

Hyung!!!

Jin:

Poor baby was so heartbroken and embarrassed when I told him I was too old for him and avoided everyone but Yugyeom for 2 months after that.

Jimin:

Awww Kookiiiiee

That’s so cute!! 😍

Taehyung:

Our cute Bun’s first crush 💜

Jin:

I think I still have pictures from back then:

Bonus Baby Baby:

Bonus Bigger Baby:

Taehyung:

OMG KOOKIE!!!

😍💖🥺💝🥰💘🤩💞😻💓

Jimin:

God, I hope our children are that adorable.

Jungkook:

O-Our Children?? 😳😳

Taehyung:

Of course. Two boys and a girl. Duh.

Jimin:

Two girls. I don’t want my baby to feel out of place in a house full of guys.

Hoseok:

You guys are cute.

I love my dongsaengs.

Yoongi:

Gay.

Hoseok:

Bi! 😤

Jimin:

Gay! 😊

Jin:

Bi! 😘

Namjoon:

Gay! 🥰💜

Taehyung:

Pan! 🤩

Jungkook:

Jungkook! 🥺💜

Hoseok:

I-

Y’all are fucking dorks.

Jimin:

You like us.

Hoseok:

Unfortunately.

Go to bed weirdos.

Yoongi:

NEVER!!!

Taehyung:

YEAH!!! 😈

Hoseok:

Really? This is what we’re doing?

Jimin:

 Is this punishment I smell?? 👀👀👀

Hoseok:

Kookie, be a dear and get three collars from your house then meet me at my dorm 😌💜

Yoongi. Tae. Jimin. You have 30 minutes. Don’t be late.

Yoongi:

*gulp*

Jimin:

Yes Sir.

Taehyung:

What about Jinnie-hyung and Joonie-hyung?

It would be rude to hang out without them right?

Jimin:

“Hang Out” 😂

Tae, let’s not fool ourselves here.

Namjoon:

It’s fine. You guys have fun.

I’m sure I’ll be more than entertained tonight 😌

Jimin:

👀

Jin:

😏

Jungkook:

???

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94 Hoes

10:41 PM

JoonieCakes:

Hey, Jinnieyoung, I was wondering.

You wouldn’t happen to know any of Jin-hyung’s secrets, would you?

WangGae:

👀 Planning something special for your ⭐boyfriend⭐ Joonie~?

JoonieCakes:

Hush!! You don't know that yet! 😭

WangGae:

😏😈

ParkGae:

Jinnie and Joonie!!

 My Favorite Ship OuO

JoonieCakes:

Guuuuyyyysss ToT

Beommie:

I’m sure we have more than a few, Joon-ah.

But if you’re looking for something more… risqué, Jinyoung is definitely the one you want to talk to.

ParkGae:

Yeah. Beommie is too nice to divulge deep secrets

Me, on the other hand 😈

WangGae:

Yes!

Operation Help Joonie seduce his hot rich hopefully soon boyfriend is a go!!

Beommie:

I’ll help. It’s nice to see Jin-hyung so in love.

ParkGae:

Yes! Where’s Hobi-ah?

JoonieCakes:

He’s punishing his subs right now.

I wouldn’t expect him back tonight.

ParkGae:

Oh to be punished by a dom 😌💚

Couldn’t be me 😂😂😈

WangGae:

Wait…but…

ParkGae:

Beommie?

😂😂😂

He has two dominant bones in his body. My precious subby Beommie. So perfect for me. Fucks me so well~

Isn’t that right, J?

Beommie:

🙄

I dom…just not as often as you.

ParkGae:

My perfect submissive top 😌💚

Wonder how Youngbaby will feel about that. Wonder if he’ll make you his~

Beommie:

😳

WangGae:

I think we got a bit off topic here lol.

Namjoon, remember? 😂

ParkGae:

Right!

Operation Get Laid!

Where to start…..hm.

I know!

Butt Plugs! 😊

Chapter Text

Royalty and Peasant

3:21 PM

Jester :

Hyung.

King :

Yes?

Jester :

Why was your hand on Namjoonie’s ass the other day?

King :

Oh.

Well you see…

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Kitten and Guppy

3:23 PM

 

Kitten :

Joon-ah.

Guppy :

Yes, hyung?

Kitten :

……

Nevermind.

Guppy :

Jin-hyung right?

Kitten :

It’s none of my business.

Guppy :

But

I want you to know.

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Royalty and Peasant

King :

Joonie and I are dating.

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Kitten and Guppy

Guppy :

Jin-hyung and I are dating.

Kitten :

What.

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Royalty and Peasant

Jester :

WHAT.

When?? How???

King :

A little over a week and a half ago, he kissed me.

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Kitten and Guppy

Guppy :

Remember? It was kind of awkward after that since neither of us knew if the other was just caught up in the moment.

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Royalty and Peasant

King :

Then all of a sudden we were flirting. Light, lingering touches. Eye contact that lasts just a little too long. That and Namjoon stopped wearing pants around the house, and god Jungkook. I swear to god.

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Kitten and Guppy

Guppy :

Hyung, you should’ve seen it. I started walking around in just my boxers and his shirts, I swear he was planning to eat me alive. But instead, he stayed polite and kept his distance. It was so fucking sweet.

But I got tired of it.

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Royalty and Peasant

King :

One morning, I was making breakfast and he came up and hugged me from behind. All fine and dandy right? Wrong. Jungkook. Kookie. Jeon. I turned around and he was naked.

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Kitten and Guppy

Guppy :

I confessed.

“Jinnie-hyung, this is a bit forward, but I really like you…and I think you really like me too…and I really want you to fuck me…please.”

God, Yoon, I’ve never seen a man cave so fast.

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Royalty and Peasant

King :

Right there on the kitchen counter- then against the fridge- then on the living room floor by the fireplace.

After all of it, I kissed him gently and said

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Kitten and Guppy

Guppy :

“Joon-ah. Will you marry me?”

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Royalty and Peasant

King :

“No. But I will date you.”

The rest is history. I adore him. He’s perfect.

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Kitten and Guppy

Guppy :

So….?

What do you think, Hyung?

……

You’re not upset, are you?

Kitten :

No I-… I just.

Wow, Joon.

Uh. Um.

Congratulations??

Guppy :

Thank you, Yoongi-hyung 😌💜

Kitten:

…Of course 🖤

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Royalty and Peasant

Jester :

……

You remember when I said we couldn’t be friends if you kept hitting on Joon-hyung.

King :

Joonie hit on me, Kookie.

Was I supposed to say no to the man of my dreams??

Jester :

No, but you weren’t supposed to date him either! 😤😤😤

You stole my poor Joonie’s innocence 😭

King :

🙄

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Jungkook created a chat with Hoseok , Jimin , Taehyung , and Yoongi

4:58 PM 

Yoongi :

Namjoon is dating Jin.

Jungkook :

Jin is dating Namjoon.

Wait. You knew?!

Yoongi :

I just found out!

You knew?!

Jungkook :

I just found out too!

Taehyung :

Wait, what now??

Jimin :

Jin-hyung and Namjoon-hyung are dating???

Hoseok :

……

This is a joke?

Jungkook :

No! 😤

Jin fucking asked him out.

Yoongi :

They had kitchen sex.

And living room sex.

And Joonie started it.

I-

Jimin :

What the fuck.

Jungkook :

I know!

So what’re we going to do about it?

Jimin :

What?

Jungkook :

Namjoon deserves to be loved and cherished by someone that’s not a rich asshole trying to buy his love. 😤😤

Yoongi:

………………

As much as I hate to say it, I think he is….Joonie really likes him. Like him, him. Not his money or status…just his face and personality and good nature….and from what I hear, Jin really likes him too.

Honestly, Joon wouldn’t shut up about him for days…

Taehyung:

They do seem to be happy together

Look. These were on Joonie-hyung’s private insta

Jungkook:

He’s making a mistake.

I-

I just don’t want him to get hurt.

Hoseok:

Yeah…

Yoongi:

Guys, Joonie is happy.

That’s what’s important here.

We don’t get to mess with that just because we’re….we just don’t. So no interfering.

Let’s support them with everything we’ve got.

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Flashback Episode 1: Ice Cream or River?

“Run, Kookie, Run!” Jin yells to his younger friend as he ducks under a truck to get away from the cops chasing them. They’d been trespassing on a semi-abandoned freight train, just shooting the shit and having a good time. At least they were until one of the railway employees found them and called for backup.

A few more ducks, jumps, and turns have them more than outrunning the law, the two collapsing with laughter when they’ve finally lost them.

“Oh my god, Jinnie-hyung! That was so cool!!”

“I told you it would be, Koo. What do I always say?”

“Trust Hyung,” Jungkook huffs with a laugh as he straightens up to look at the boy next to him. He was so pretty, his hair falling slightly over his eyes, his stupid windshield wiper laugh contagious as ever, and his smile sweet and warm- genuine above all else. That’s what Jungkook liked about it. Every day was fake smile after fake smile spewing bullshit compliments to win him over. Not Jin though. Jin was always honest with him. Even if he was being dumb about something. Especially then actually.

“Exactly! And that’s exactly why you should believe me when I say, you’ll be ok. I know switching schools is hard and people suck, but remember, no matter what, you always have your hyungs. And if for some reason those other three idiots suddenly flake, I promise, you’ll always have me.”

Jungkook nods at his hyung, a bright smile on his face. For a moment, they stare at each other, eager doe eyes meeting loving, yet nervous ones.

“Yah,” Jin pats Jungkook on the head, ruffling his head, “Stop being so cute, Kookie-ah. My heart can’t handle it.”

If Jungkook’s cheeks flush at the compliment, neither of them acknowledge it, Jin instead directing his attention to their surroundings. They weren’t too far from town, nor were they far from the river. They routinely enjoyed visiting either, but with the sun threatening to fall below the horizon, decisions had to be made.

“Hmmm. Ice cream or river?”

“……Can we do both?”

“Koo, it’s getting late we can’t-“ Jin pauses at the small pout on the younger’s face. The whole reason they were even out there was so Jungkook could spend some time just being himself and having fun. School was shit for him these days. Everyone found out his status again and the poor kid had shown up on Jin’s doorstep crying his eyes out, “…Ok. Ice Cream and then the river. But if your mom gets mad at me, I’m telling her you said she was fine with it.”

“Fair enough!”

Jungkook practically glows as he excitedly grabs Jin’s hand and begins pulling him towards town. It’s like the scene out of a movie, the two all bright smiles and laughter as they run towards the ice cream shop, their hands connected the whole way there. By the time they reach it, both are out of breath and a mess of giggles.

“Excuse me,” Jungkook pants to the woman behind the counter, “May I have one scoop of triple fudge delight in a waffle cone, one scoop of strawberry cheesecake- and two cups of water, please?”

The woman chuckles lightly at the boys’ slightly disheveled states and the smiles on their faces, “Of course, hun. That’ll be $10.52.”

Jungkook reaches in his backpack for his card, but Jin is quick to stop him, ready to hand the lady his own.

“Jinnie-hyung, no, I got it.”

“It’s fine, Koo. Hyung will do it.”

Hyung.

Jin freezes, turning to once again see that pout they both know he can’t say no to. He sighs with a fond smile as he puts away his card, and Jungkook hands his matching black one to the lady. She smiles at him then rings them up and hands them each their cones. The two thank her then leave the establishment to begin their trek to the river.

“Jinnie-ah. You’ve got ice cream on your cheek,” Jungkook giggles, the elder immediately trying and failing to wipe it from his cheek. After a while of watching him struggle, Jungkook reaches up and swipes the bit of cream away with his thumb before hesitantly licking it off his finger, a blushing Jin watching intently, eyes glued to his friend. Suddenly, the elder is shaking his head vigorously, physically expelling the thoughts of his wondering mind before wrapping an arm around Jungkook’s shoulders.

“Ai, you’re a real brat, y’know that, Koo?”

“I aim to be the death of you,” the younger says sweetly as he turns his attention back to his ice cream.

Eventually, they reach their usual spot, a large oak tree next to the water. People don’t come this far down often, so they claimed it for themselves, carving “Jin + Kookie” into the tree’s side. Jin sits with his back against the tree, staring out at the water as he finishes his ice cream. Jungkook plops down next to him, ice cream long devoured, and lays his head in Jin’s lap.

“Pretty,” the younger murmurs as he stares up at his friend, Jin failing to notice where he’s looking.

“Han River always is.”

A moment of silence passes between them, both enjoying their views.

“Thank you, Jin-hyung,” Jungkook eventually speaks, Jin finally looking down at him.

“For?”

“This. Everything. You didn’t have to help me. You never do…but-“

“It’s like I said, Koo. No matter what. I’ll always be by your side."

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Obviously, I said one update per day then disappeared after monday. You see what had happened was.

 

Monday Night:

I went to my friend's (M) house with one of my best friends (N) and his friend (S). We did chaos at Cookout then spent the night but 4 people in a queen size bed isn't a good plan so no one actually slept.

 

Tuesday:

N is moving into his first apartment and he got his bed today so he was mad busy but I like skinship you see, so I was left with M and S. M had school today so he was busy. I was tired as fuck from not sleeping so I bit the bullet and laid on S's lap right? Well turns out that was an accelerant. Suddenly S and I were joined at the hip. S was holding my hand a lot and I was leaning on him a bunch, the man basically had no space to breathe. We went to M's house again for a cooking competition, M won, then we all left, I panicked because I literally just met S and I was all up on him, what if I made him uncomfortable? Then went to N's family home, saw his mom who hates me for a super bs reason that's completely untrue, went to N's house, took a shower, got cute, then S shows up again. Note: While we were driving to N's family home, N was like "You and S were flirting a lot" to which I said "Noooooo???" but I knew the answer was yes. ANYWAY, I asked S if I made him uncomfortable. He laughed and said no. Then other people showed up and we went to cookout again cause it was like 12 am. Whole car ride, S had my legs draped over his legs and I guess we both said fuck it because once we got back, we were truly ALLLLL over each other. Just cuddling but definitely the other two people there suspected we may have been dating. 1:30 am rolls around and N is like "S you need to leave. You have work at 6 am. Go." I'm all sad cause he's warm and comfy and I'm exhausted and brain dead so I walk him outside and guys I swear I walked into a different universe. As soon as the door closed, he pulled me to him by the waist and just looked at me. God I was flustered like a preteen. It was disgusting. He kissed me. I kissed back. We talked and kissed for 30 WHOLE MINUTES- you know when you're walking someone to their car that's 10 ft away and it takes 30 minutes. ANYWAY, get back inside, get interrogated, I just-. We go to bed, I get what. 4 hours of sleep this time? so 4-5 hours in the past 3 days.

 

Wednesday:

Day 3, N has to work. S shows up. It's just me and S in N's house. Of course, we do nothing bad because I'm a respectful human being. Instead we go out to get boba then go to the park. I get 7 bug bites that itch like hell, then we go home i.e. to N's house since he left me with the key. It was fun. Just SUPER DUPER HOT. We get to the house, I take off most of my clothes (I don't mind being in just a bra and panties around most people and N said he's cool with me not wearing clothes in his house.) and go lay on the bed. S still hadn't really slept so I forced him to go the fuck to sleep. Then at some point, he wakes up and asks if we're dating. I said " Idk. Did you ask me to date you?" so he asked me and I said yes.

Brief interlude: Guys, I met this man one time for 2 hours before Monday. I know basically nothing about him. He's super cute and I adore him. We started dating in less than 48 hours of meeting each other.

Resume: Now as a couple, we go get sushi from this expensive place. They messed up our order twice but one mess up left us with 3 extra rolls ($50-$60 of food) for free, so we brought some back for N. The other mess up was that they included avocado in all of them- I'm allergic to avocado) and while I was fine at the restaurant, when we got home, a piece I ate started a mild reaction, so I just went and laid down. S was worried so he decided to join me. It was cute. His ass passed out in like 2 seconds flat. Poor bb was tired. He slept for 8 hours I was so proud :)

 

Thursday:

edit: FORGOT TO MENTION I ACCIDENTALLY STABBED S WITH A KITCHEN KNIFE!! I fake threatened with it and his dumbass reached up and tried to grab the blade. N drove us to the hospital and S had to get stitches. My poor dumb baby.

MY BESTEST CAME INTO TOWN FROM DELAWARE SO A GROUP OF MY BESTIES GOT TOGETHER. Also S came. We hung out from 3 pm to 1 am. It was a great time. I really like S and I missed my friends so much.

 

Friday: 

Is today. I'll spend today typing more since it's my only day off. Also typing this today to apologize lol.

 

Saturday:

I'm helping my mom with a farmer's market so I'm gonna pass out after.

 

Sunday:

N's birthday party is happening so I'm going there then to his house and spending the night, meaning I'll likely not post monday.

 

All of that said! FLASHBACK SAGA WILL PICK UP TUESDAY!! So sorry for the delay. Obviously a lot has occurred, please forgive me. Also note: My birthday is the 20th which could mess up posting on that Friday or that Monday. Love you all. Thank you so much for bearing with me! I may post something else today as an apology, so we'll see <3