Starsky: Hey, look at this!
Starsky: The Reader's Digest Word of the Day is "pharaonic." I never heard it before, have you?
Hutch: I might have, I'm not sure. What's it mean?
Starsky: It means "impressively or overwhelmingly large."
Hutch: Is that so? Can you give me an example?
Starsky: [unzipping his pants] Here, put your hand on this.
Hutch: I don't know, Starsk, it doesn't seem too pharaonic to me.
Starsky: Just give it a minute. Move your hand up and down. Yeah, just like that. See -- it's gettin' bigger already. Oh, God, that's nice.
Hutch: I wouldn't call it pharaonic, though. Turgid, maybe.
Starsky: Keep goin' wiseguy, oh, ah, don't stop. Ah, that feels good, oh, ahhhh.
Hutch: You know somethin' Starsk? You were right. It IS impressively large. Let's see if it fits in my mouth.
Starsky: Oh, God, Hutch! Oh, God! Oh, ahh, mmm.
Hutch: Well, it WAS large. It's not so large anymore [*wink*].