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Katara is Mine (ATLA parody of Michael Jackson's "The Girl is Mine")

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(for reference, here's the original song)

(here's the instrumental if you want to sing along)

 

Aang

When I was freed from my century sleep

Instantly feel for her so deep  

It should surprise no one when I say this

That with me, she had found bliss 

Katara is mine

The waterbending master is mine...m-m-m

I know she's mine

Because the waterbending master is mine...m-m-m

 

Zuko

Avatar, you're talking quite crazy 

Saying Katara is yours, not mine

Saving the world, thinking it'll win her heart

But really, it's just a waste of time

Because Katara's mine 

The waterbending master is mine 

Don't waste your time

Because the waterbending master is mine 

 

Zuko

MY HEART BURNS FOR YOU IN THIS WORLD!

 

Sokka, Ty Lee, Toph, Haru, Uncle Iroh (as the backup singers) 

Take you anywhere

 

Aang

KATARA, YOU'RE MY FOREVER GIRL!

 

Sokka, Ty Lee, Toph, Haru, Uncle Iroh (as the backup singers) 

Loving we will share!

 

Aang and Zuko (together)

So know that we love you... 

In this war-torn world...

But we...both cannot have her!

So it's...one or the other!

And one...day you'll discover!

Katara is...my girl forever and ever!

 

Zuko

Avatar, this is getting out of hand

You're embarrassing yourself 

 

Aang

Guess again, Zuko, you're the one who'll lose

Don't believe me? Ask Katara herself.

Katara is mine

The waterbending master is mine

Don't waste your time

Because the waterbending master is mine

 

Zuko

Katara's mine

 

Aang

Katara's mine-

 

Zuko

No, no, no, Katara's mine!

 

Aang

Katara is mine!

 

Zuko

Katara is mine!

 

Aang

Katara is mine!

 

Zuko

Katara is mine! 

Katara is mine (mine, mine); yep, Katara's mine (mine mine)

Katara is mine (mine, mine); yeah, Katara's mine (mine mine)

 

Aang

Don't waste your time

Because the waterbending master is mine 

Katara is mine...Katara is mine!

 

Zuko (spoken)

Aang...look, I'm a Fire Lord, you're the Avatar. We can be civil about this, right? 

 

Aang (spoken)

Haha, Zuko! I'm not just the Avatar, I was part of the Air Nomads. Let's discuss this peacefully!

 

Zuko (spoken)

Okay Aang...just letting you know, she wants me, not you

She fell for me that time she almost cured my face scar, don't you remember?

 

Aang (spoken)

Well...not to disappoint you, Zuko but...we kissed on the Day of Black Sun. 

 

Zuko (spoken)

Wait, you two actually kissed?!

 

Aang (spoken)

Yeah we did, but let's not ruin our friendship over this-

 

Zuko (back to singing)

-I DON'T BELIIIIIIEEEEEVE IT! (mine mine)

 

Aang and Zuko (outro, fade away)

(No, no, no) Katara is mine (Mine, mine, mine)

(No, mine) No, mine (Mine, mine)

(Katara's mine, mine, mine, mine, mine) (Mine, mine, mine)

'Cause Katara is mine

(No, Katara is mine) (Mine, mine)

Katara is mine (Mine, mine, mine)

(No, Katara is mine)

Katara is mine (Mine, mine)

(No, she's mine)