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Misogyny, Privilege and Punching Bigots In The Face

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Lu:

So deAngelo off waivers... do we know what's going to happen?

Howdy:

Yep. Bosses are doing a presser later, but basically, Tony’s not coming back. Whatever happens :D :D :D

Lu:

Did he ACTUALLY steal miller’s first goal puck? Because twitter is divided

Howdy:

He claims it was a “prank” and he gave it straight to the equipment guys

Howdy:

But whether that meant that he ACTUALLY gave it straight to the equipment guys

Howdy:

Or someone else pointed out what a dick move it was stealing it and THEN he gave it over, idk.

Lack:

Hows your goalie boy doing? Georgiev?

Howdy:

Coach gave him the day to “cool off” but tbh, don’t think he needs it

Howdy:

Like, it felt like coach was worried we were all gonna be pissed at Georgie

Howdy:

But literally everyone was on his side

Howdy:

And I don’t think Tony got him that bad

Howdy:

So we’re expecting him back pretty soon

Kaner:

Do we think anyone’s going to take deangelo?

Stromer:

Ry says that management are pretty keen not to retain any of his salary

Stromer:

Which. Obvs

Stromer:

But like… they’re gonna struggle, because honestly, who would want him!

Lu:

Rumour has it some teams ARE looking at him

Latts:

He could go to AZ

Stromer:

AMAZING PLAN. Send him to AZ :D

Stromer:

@Matts no offense

Matts:

Offense entirely taken. :P but I can understand that the org is completely shit.

Matts:

Plus, technically, I don’t root for the yotes atm

Marns:

Will you? Once you retire?

Matts:

….idk…

JT:

I mean… I never stopped rooting for the leafs obvs

Marns:

If you do a JT and go back to your home town I WILL LITERALLY KILL YOU

Matts:

Obvs I’m gonna stay with you mouse

Matts:

As long as you and Fred are on the same team :P

Marns:

… nice to know I rank so highly…

Kaner:

Looks like they’ve had to cancel the NWHL bubble ☹

Teeks:

I don’t get that. Like, how come we had like NO rona issues in the bubble and they have loads

Teeks:

Also talking of rona issues… @McLeod ARE YOU SICK?

McLeod:

🙄 Not sick, just “on protocol” which basically means quarantining

Teeks:

Ooof gaaay.

Richie:

Did he just…

Claude:

Teeks. WE’ve talked about this.

Teeks:

I meant it in a no homo way

Claude:

THAT DOESN’T HELP

Kaner:

Also the NWHL weren’t like, made to stay in a hotel and properly quarantine like we were

Kaner:

The bubble thing was just like not travelling to different rinks for them

Howdy:

Also, not to bring up the PWHPA/NWHL thing again

Howdy:

BUT, they’re gonna host a PWHPA game at msg :D

Latts:

That’s all kinds of awesome

Latts:

Not just for hosting women hockey in a proper rink

Latts:

But you guys do have a fun rink to play at :D

Howdy:

Less at the moment

Howdy:

But yeah, I’m pretty damn fond of it.

Howdy:

Sorry. Like. It’s awesome being a ranger right now

Howdy:

You guys have NO idea how good our team feels right now

Howdy:

Like a fucking weight has been lifted

Teeks:

AAAAND AT LAST I SEE THE LIGHT

Teeks:

AND IT’S LIKE THE FOG HAS LIFTED

Teeks:

…. What?

Teeks:

Who DOESN’T love tangled.

Claude:

I worry about you on a daily basis TK

Teeks:

Honesty? Rude.

Lu:

Holy shit the funniest thing just happened on twitter

Lack:

???

Lu:

So, there’s a bunch of NYR “fan” accounts floating around since TdA deleted his twitter

Lu:

That are named stuff like NYRFan12345 and defend tony dA A LOT

Howdy:

Yeah, and everyone on twitter assumes it’s him.

Howdy:

Hell… WE all assume it’s him

Lu:

Well… I don’t know how real/not photoshopped this is

Lu:

But HONESTLY… I don’t care….

Lu:

https://twitter.com/MrBooth_7/status/1356834514090090499

Lu:

p.s. READ THE WHOLE THREAD

Lack:

😂😂😂

Howdy:

Dead.

Howdy:

ACTUALLY DEAD.

Howdy:

And shared it to the team chat.

EJ:

😂😂😂

Teeks:

Tag urself… I’m “go to bed”

Hartsy:

“GET THE FUCK OFF TWITTER”

Tazer:

I want to send Pat a fruit basket for having to deal with this fucker

Hartsy:

Who THE FUCK would listen to a rando on twitter about their own trades???

Howdy:

Omg… I just found this: https://dyylancozens.tumblr.com/post/642165517566853120/kreiderrider-btw-i-made-a-redbubble-shop

Kaner:

I’m just happy celebrating the day I am no longer Pat Brisson’s biggest headache :D

EJ:

Doesn’t he also have Duchy??

TBeauts:

Lets just all club together and get him some flowers “From your millions of gay and not problematic hockey players…. We’re sorry you also have to deal with that twat”

Sammy:

I’m sure he love it.

Claude:

Wait… are we ALL with Pat?

Nate:

Erm…

Sid:

Errmm…

JT:

Errrrmmmm….

Mitchy:

You guys aren’t funny

Stromer:

Checking his client list… there are 9 of his clients in this chat

EJ:

Is Pat like the pied piper of queer hockey players?

Kaner:

Queer and/or problematic hockey players

Tazer:

#PeeksIsBoth

Tazer:

(love you babes)

Kaner:

Ugh. Love you too. Rude.

Sid:

Ooof that’s our games cancelled because too many of @McLeod’s boys are sick

EJ:

Did you know you can’t catch the rona during a hockey game

Willy:

WHO FUCKIN KNEW 🙄

TBeauts:

It is kinda getting ridiculous

TBeauts:

Also @Josty you ok bb tys?

Josty:

Yup. Quarantined which….

Teeks:

….GAAAAAY

Claude:

Oh for fucks sake.

Teeks:

I live to raise your blood pressure G

Teeks:

And not in a sexy way

Tazer:

@Howdy… did your goalie fake fight bread on the way off the ice???

Howdy:

LMAO yes. Shesty’s got mad jokes.

Howdy:

d/w, he and bread are both Russian boys. It was just a joke. Taking the piss and all

Kaner:

MY BABY 😥😥😥 tell my lil bread baby I miss him

Howdy:

Tell him yourself

Kaner:

I can’t text in Russian??!?

Howdy:

He does speak some English now

Howdy:

Admittedly, most of the boys have decided that since Krieds is happy to play translator, they’ll just bully him and Buch into doing it :D

Sammy:

If I could get away with no English… I would…

EJ:

YOU SPEAK ENGLISH?

Sammy:

Be nice :P

EJ:

You be nice.

TBeauts:

Stop flirting with your jailbait.

EJ:

NEVER!