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the ‘chaos awaits’ group chat

 

denki: guys guys guys guys i’m fucking hhansnrdkxkndn

pls

pleas e

 

hanta: bro What

 

mina: what’s up!!!

 

eijirou: kamibro r u okay?

 

denki: i THINK i just got asked out

 

hanta: think…

 

eijirou: this is something u like

need to be sure abt bro

 

mina:

 

denki: okay okay then yeah i’m like 97% sure 

 

mina: okayyyyy so WHO

 

denki: shinsou 🥺👉👈

 

eijirou: WHOA WAITEAITWAIT

LIKE HR CRUSH??/)/$&:

BRO??,,,

 

denki: YEAH

 

hanta: holy shit dude

congrats

 

mina: kami omg!!!!! what’d he say?? howd he ask u???

 

hanta: yeah dude we want details

 

denki: JAJSHDH okay so he literally just cornered me before lunch and just plain as day said “would u like to go out with me?” and i froze for like 2 minutes which was awkward but he was patient

 

eijirou: how manly dude

so upfront w his emotions

 

hanta: honestly yeah that’s admirable

 

mina: that is sumn he would do

neither of u rly have tact

 

denki: did u rly have to do us like that mina?

 

mina: yes 💕

 

hanta: fuckinnnn rip 

 

denki: WAIT OH MY GOD

THIS IS AKJSHDHD HOLY SHIT

 

eijirou: WH

 

hanta: kami????

 

mina: what!!!!!! speak!!!!!!!

 

denki: IM THE FIRST ONE OF THE BAKUSQUAD TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP?????????

 

eijirou: oh my god……

 

hanta: holy shit

 

mina: all my predictions on it being me or eiji….. this is so sad

 

katsuki: try a-fucking-gain

i’ve been in a relationship for two fuckin years dumbass

i’m always number 1 motherfuckers

 

hanta: IM SORRY WHAT DID U JUST SAY

 

mina: TWO HERASKSJBD

 

denki: BRO?????? WDYM

 

eijirou: I THOUGHT I WAS UR BEST FRIEND MAN WTF WHY DIDNT I KNOW THIS????

 

mina: WERE LKTERALLY UR SQUAD WHAT

 

hanta: why do i have the feeling we literally know nothing abt him???

 

katsuki: probably because u fuckin don’t lmao

 

eijirou: i feel like i’ve been shot

 

mina: how did blasty get into a relationship before me????? this doesn’t make sense

ur so aggressive and i’m me

 

katsuki: shut the fuck up

 

denki: wait hold up

maybe we don’t know this info bc it’s FAKE

 

hanta: oh. i didn’t consider that

 

eijirou: but bakubro isn’t rly one to lie

 

denki: but he IS someone that has to be the first and best at things~~~ 

 

mina: hate to agree w denki but…. 👁👁

 

katsuki: i’m not fucking lying. 

do u rly think i’d lie about something this fuckin dumb?

 

eijirou: i rly don’t think he’s lying 

 

hanta: ^

 

denki: let me hope kiribro 

 

eijirou: sry kamibro i don’t this ones in the cards

 

mina: ANYWAYYYY

what’s she like???? do we know her?????

 

katsuki: HE’S fucking great and maybe 

 

denki: OH?

 

eijirou: UR SO MANLY BAKUBRO 

 

hanta: oh shit i didn’t know we were ALL gay

 

mina: gays do tend to just,,, find each other 

 

eijirou: yeah u right

 

mina: are u gonna spare us Any details baku????

 

katsuki: no. now leave me alone.

 

denki: guys…. go?

 

eijirou: go

 

mina: go

 

hanta: go





the ‘class 3-a’ group chat

 

denki: GUYS I COME BEARING NEWS AND A MISSION

 

satou: is something wrong kaminari??

 

izuku: denki???

 

tenya: if something is wrong, please let us know!

 

denki: u all worry wayyy to much 

anyway i come bearing gossip and a mission amongst the class

 

izuku: ….what is it? 👁👄👁

 

momo: a mission?

 

mina: JUST SAY IT ALREADY KAMI

 

denki: FINE GODDAMN

 

eijirou: u better hurry before he gets active in here

 

denki: OKAY SO ITS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT BAKUGOU IS DATING SOMEONE

 

ochako: what.

 

jirou: i’m sorry WHO is WHAT

 

izuku: ,,,yeah

 

hanta: wait wh

 

eijirou: YOU KNEW????? AND NOT ME?????? betrayal.

 

ochako: no wait i’m sorry i really think i’m misunderstanding wdym bakugou is dating someone 

 

izuku: wait….. none of u know?

 

mina: pls tell us

 

izuku: no wait what was the mission??

 

denki: ….for us to work tgt and find out who

 

izuku: then have fun guys! 🥰 

 

ochako: DEKU????

 

tokoyami: i always knew he one of us.

 

shoji: yeah it was obvious

 

denki: i cannot believe i’ve been betrayed twice today. by bakubro i could expect but IZUKU?????, heartbreak.

 

[everyone]: ^

 

mina: so…. mission go?

 

tenya: i do not think it is a good idea to meddle in our classmate’s personal life

 

katsuki: i suggest u all take four eyes’ advice .

 

denki: OH FUCKJAHSHDB

 

hagekure: oh don’t be like that bakugou~~~ 

 

katsuki: shut the hell up see thru. anyway i got shit to do so stay the fuck out of my business even if it’s the most obvious shit in the world

 

izuku: yeah tbh yall blind

 

denki: WAIT UR STILL HERE???

 

izuku: hehe

 

jirou : wait mido pls just one question i am begging

 

izuku: shoot 

 

jirou: is he ACTUALLY in a relationship? we’ve literally been classmates for three years and there’s been no signs,,,

 

izuku: he is indeed in a relationship!! and they’ve been tgt for almost three years!!

 

eijirou: WAIT WHKAJSBDBD PLS THIS IS TOO MUCH FOR ME

 

mina: BUT HE ONLY TOLD US TWO YEARSJSLDN PLS WHAT

 

izuku: well it’s not officially 3 yet. there’s still like??????? a few months?? to go before that’s official

 

momo: since i also know who he is dating i will not be participating but i will be overseeing any progress made. this is very amusing.

 

jirou: momo????? u won’t tell me????

 

momo: sorry, love. but no

 

denki: ouch. 

 

jirou: understandable have a nice day

 

tenya: i still advice against this but if bakugou is tolerant of it and momo is supervising then i suppose it’s alright

 

katsuki: who the fuck said i was tolerant of this shit

 

izuku: well ur not actively shutting it down. we know ur cues 

 

katsuki: shut the fuck up

 

mina: example 2983746 of why i should be the first of the bakusquad to date someone

 

denki: hey!! i’m already second

 

izuku: oh yeah!!!!! hitoshi said he was gonna do it today!!!!! happy for u denki!!!

 

denki: KAJEHDHD HOW MUCH DO U KNOW???? 

 

izuku: hehe

 

ochako: i’m in shock i think

 

todoroki: izuku?

 

izuku: yeah, shouto??

 

todoroki: i was told to tell u code blue, loc 3

 

izuku: hH okay. well that’s my cue, bye guys!!!

 

tenya: it’s ill advised to share secrets and codes amongst ur classmates!

 

todoroki: i was passing on a message. i don’t even know what it means. but i am also excluded from this mission as i know who it is as well.

 

eijirou: EVEN U MNKW????? MIDO, TODO, AND MOMO KNEW BHT NOT ME???? i do t even…. how do i……. i

 

hanta: eiji pls do not have a breakdown 

 

eijirou: hhhhhhok

 

momo : anyway! it’s late! i advise everyone to get ready for bed or finish up last minute work! we can start all this officially tomorrow! 

 

tenya: yes! we do have class tomorrow and we have training first thing in the morning! please get a sufficient amount of rest, everyone! goodnight!