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Jailbait, Manscaping and Playing Hockey Like A Girl

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Sid:

YOU THOUGHT I GOT LUCKY!?!?!!

Carter:

Why are you watching my postgames?

Carter:

I also said you’re one of the best players in the world

Paul:

Oooof “one of” burnnnnnnn

Sid:

“One of” is fine, it’s me and Nate

Sid:

Also I’m watching this purely for chirping purposes

Sid:

b/cause the way your face goes so soft on “the best offseason”

Carter:

SHUT UP OK?

Carter:

You’d be saying the same if it was the offseason you got together with Nate

Sid:

Fair I guess

Paul:

So…. Erik’s told me I’m not allowed to google you @Carter, so now I’m kind of curious

Sid:

LMAO yeah don’t

Carter:

Wait, what? Why?

Sid:

His crush on your boyfriend is bad enough

Sid:

You’re like 200% Paul’s type

Carter:

I am?

Paul:

I should probably mention at this point that Erik really ISN’T my type

Paul:

… love him anyway obviously…

Paul:

EXCEPT NOT AT THE MOMENT BECAUSE HE’S BEEN QUARENTINED IN THE HOUSE

Sid:

Ouch.

Sid:

24/7 EJ is a lot to process

Sid:

Also, it’s not googling him if I send you pics right?

Carter:

WHAT?

Sid:

Carter:

WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU FIND THAT?

Sid:

Google?

Carter:

That is ooooold, I don’t look like that anymore

Sid:

Sorry. Is this one better?

Sid:

Carter:

I literally hate you SO MUCH right now

Paul:

On the bright side…

Paul:

YOU AND CALE MUST BE THE MOST PRECIOUS COUPLE IN THE WHOLE WORLD

Carter:

Also, @Sid did you watch the Avs game after our game finished?

Sid:

OBVIOUSLY

Carter:

Ugh, so many goals getting pat binnington…. Makes me so happy

Sid:

We should make Paul come visit us when we have games v each other

Sid:

And then have Avs watching parties

Paul:

I still don’t completely understand the rules

Sid:

FFS Paul…