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Cabins, Misunderstanding and Flirting With The Goalie

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Gabe:

Soooooo how was your first practise back with Eric???

Jeff:

OMG it was AMAZING, honestly, it was like we’d never been apart

Jeff:

Just, clicked again instantly

Gabe:

I’ve seen some pics, his flow is looking hot!

Jeff:

COMPLETELY isn’t it, it’s a good length on him

Gabe:

Eric’s cute though isn’t he.

Jeff:

Cute? Landy, Eric’s a total stud and you know it.

Gabe:

Heh. Completely

Gabe:

Like, not just hockey cute, but actual cute.

Jeff:

I mean, he hasn’t been asked to model like you have :P

Gabe:

Shut up! It was one time!!

Jeff:

Why are you fixating on how cute he is anyway?

Gabe:

No reason.

Gabe:

Would you be mad if I slept with him?

Jeff:

I think MEL would be mad if you slept with him

Gabe:

Oh. Yeah, no, this is hypothetical

Jeff:

In a hypothetical world in which your wife gave you a road agreement…

Jeff:

I think you’d be far too busy fucking your own teammates to get to Eric

Gabe:

But would you be mad if I did?

Jeff:

Why are you so obsessed with sleeping with my captain?

Jeff:

OMG do you have a crush on Eric???

Gabe:

What? No?

Gabe:

Also, he’s not your captain anymore

Jeff:

Nice deflection there Gabbe

Jeff:

He’s always gonna be my captain

Jeff:

And you totally think he’s cute…

Gabe:

I REALLY DON’T

Jeff:

I’m not gonna tell him Landy

Jeff:

Not yet anyway…

Gabe:

FFS Jeffy, I DON’T FANCY ERIC

Jeff:

Keep telling yourself that 😉

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Segsy:

HOW QUICKLY DID YOU FIND THAT LINK FOR YOUR BOY JT?!?!?

JT:

SHUT UP! He’d look SO FUCKING CUTE

McLeod:

Don’t lie. You’d totally be his sugar daddy given half a chance

JT:

DON’T.

JT:

Ugh.

JT:

WHY IS HE SO PERFECT??

Staalsy:

Did you literally just toast to his smile, right at him?

JT:

SHUT UP.

JT:

How’s Jeff?

Staalsy:

Literal perfection.

Staalsy:

Sunshine in a bottle.

Staalsy:

Like, I’ve missed him so much, it’s so hard not to just spend all day every day staring at him

McLeod:

Oh that’s a fucking mood

Segsy:

ALSO, did Skinny really not believe it when they told him the Sabres had traded for you

Staalsy:

Yeah, his dad told him and he thought it was just a joke

Staalsy:

<3

Staalsy:

God, he’s so perfect.

JT:

We’re all so fucking screwed for this season

McLeod:

So. Screwed.

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C79:

Cabin Fest Prompt!?!?

C8:

GODDMANIT 79 YOU WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO SEE THAT

C79:

You realise when I miss you I stalk you online yeah?

C8:

Ok, but you just have to accept that all of my ao3 content is you centric

C79:

Ngl, I lowkey love how much you hate me/haysie <3

C79:

It’s cute babes

C8:

Now I just wait for someone to claim it :

C79:

<3 miss you btw. Did I mention that?

C8:

Don’t. I have NO idea how we’re gonna do this.

C79:

One day at a time baby boy

C79:

Month and a bit, you can do that <3

C79:

Also I’ve ordered you a present

C8:

Oh?

C79:

Open it on your own 😉

C8:

😳😳😳😳

C79:

It’ll come in plain brown packaging and the sender will say “Jan Mulders”

C79:

And when you get it, you can call me 😉

C79:

I MEAN OBVIOUSLY CALL ME EVERY DAY ANYWAY

C79:

But you know what I mean.

C8:

I’m guessing I don’t get to know what it is?

C79:

Absolutely not, it’s a surprise… 😉

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EJ:

BA HA HA HA @flyers

EJ:

Our resident flyers fan has just watched the clips of TK micd up at practise

EJ:

AND IS LOSING HIS MIND

Sammy:

He just shove his phone in my face and ask “DOES THIS LOOK AS FLIRTING?”

Hartsy:

Babes, TK isn’t flirting with me

Cale:

HE SAID HE LIKED YOUR POKE CHECK

Teeks:

It was a good poke check 😉

Cale:

🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

Gabe:

Honestly, I thought he was bad when he was just thirsting over some random goalie

Gabe:

Now they’re dating I’m a little bit concerned that he might actually lose his mind

Burky:

His entire face is red like a tomato

Cale:

SHUT THE FUCK UP BURKY NOT HELPING

Hartsy:

8 sweetheart… do you honestly think TK would flirt with me while his boyfriend is RIGHT THERE?

Cale:

Well no, but I also didn’t think any REASONABLE person would slap their goalie!?!?!?

Teeks:

Ok, but Carter Carey Price Hart 100% deserved that

Hartsy:

🤠

Cale:

WHAT KIND OF MONSTER SLAPS THEIR GOALIE?

Claude:

Honestly… that isn’t even the weirdest shit TK’s done today

Sammy:

🤣 cale’s eye is completely twitch twitch twitch

Teeks:

Would it upset you to know I’m sat next to your boyfriend right now @Makar

Cale:

😠😠😠

Teeks:

I’ll just sling my arm around his shoulders….

Cale:

Hey @mcleod… How’s Nico doing at practise?

McLeod:

Rude.

McLeod:

As in. You rude. Not Nico rude. Nico isn’t rude. He’s beautiful.

EJ:

@Gabbe, do we need to ban Cale from watching flyer’s bts content this year

EJ:

Because honestly, I’m a little concerned for his blood pressure

Cale:

YOU CAN’T DO THAT

Cale:

And if you did, you’d have to stop Nate from watching Pen’s scrimmages

NateMac:

HEY! That is NOT the same.

NateMac:

I watch Pens practise content because it helps me improve my hockey analytics skill

NateMac:

And because Sid is the best player in the world and I want to continue to learn from him

EJ:

Nate… you watch pens practises because you’ve got a hard-on for Sid’s hockey skills

EJ:

AND GIVEN THE WAY YOU SIT WHEN YOU WATCH THEM

EJ:

I DON’T THINK IT’S A METAPHORICAL BONER

NateMac:

Stop judging me EJ…

Howdy:

Honestly, sometimes I’m jealous of your team’s openness on the Avs

Howdy:

But today I’m SUPER glad I don’t have my teammates up in my business all the time

Lu:

Wait, how IS life in rangers land

Lu:

Because your media team is giving us fuck all

Lu:

And the twitter drama is real

Howdy:

Ugh, we’ve all been told that we’re not allowed to mock tony for his twitter tantrums

Howdy:

AND we’re not allowed to talk politics

Lack:

WHO TALKS POLITICS IN THE LOCKER ROOM?

Howdy:

Erm. Tony DeAngelo…

Lu:

WAIT, why are management protecting HIM not y’know, the POCs in your locker room

Howdy:

You remember I play for a team with really bigoted management yeah?

Lu:

Is your coach not queer?

Howdy:

QUINNY???

Howdy:

Not that I know of….

Lu:

He’s in his fifties, he’s a bit of a fucking fox, and there is NO wife on the scene

Lu:

And as far as I’m aware, no long term partner since college

Howdy:

O.O

Chucky:

I think you might have just broken howdy’s MIND

Howdy:

I’m…. I’m gonna watch him SO CLOSELY NOW

Chucky:

Did you figure out if the next next next one is straight yet?

Howdy:

Erm… no?

Howdy:

Like, some stuff he does I’m like…. Oh, maybe he’s no straight boy

Howdy:

And then I remember he’s Quebecois so…

Sammy:

Rude :p

Sammy:

WE CAN BE BOTH

Howdy:

I KNOW but some of the stuff that is like NORMAL BEHAVIOUR for you guys

Howdy:

Like, he and goat were full on cheek kissing hellos

Sammy:

And?

Howdy:

WELL EXACTLY.

Howdy:

IF I WAS DOING THAT WITH ONE OF MY BROS, THAT WOULD BE PRETTY GAY

Howdy:

But the rules are different for you guys

Howdy:

So I can’t telllllllll

EJ:

Honestly, I feel like whether lafreniere is queer or not is not the important tea here

EJ:

@LACKO HOW WAS YOUR TACO?

Lack:

… If you want to know how my birthday taco was… you can watch my birthday taco review :P

EJ:

I did.

EJ:

(I’m so bored)

EJ:

And I think it’s very cruel that you make @lu film you while his own taco gets cold

Lu:

THAT’S WHAT I SAID

Lu:

SOMEONE was like “I’m an Instagram star now bobby, some things are more important”

Lack:

I 100% did not say that

Lu:

Lack:

Also, browsing Instagram… @Howdy

Lack:

Gauthier has been like “Yessir Mon Chum” at Laffy

Hartsy:

I ship it

Lack:

WELL, he sounds a LOT like an Av

Sammy:

RUDE

Howdy:

I mean, now you said that, it’s a bit like Nate and Sammy had a really SUPER ripped baby

NateMac:

… rude…

Sammy:

I’m not having a baby with NATE gross

NateMac:

DOUBLE RUDE

NateMac:

Why is everyone being so mean to me today?

EJ:

Idk if you’ve noticed this Nate

EJ:

We’re mean to you EVERY DAY

Nate:

Well stop it ☹

Brinksy:

Jeeeez that’s a lot of back reading to catch up on

Brinksy:

I came to send happy birthday wishes to Ralph @TBeauts

TBeauts:

IS THAT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY FOR RALPH BARRIE FROM RALPH DEBRINCAT?!?!

Brinksy:

OFC

TBeauts:

😍😍😍

Staalsy:

Um, @Gabe… why is Jeffy asking me questions about whether I think you’re cute?

Gabe:

I’m sorry

Gabe:

I may have done a bad thing

Gabe:

I may have been asking Skinny questions about you… to kind of… test the waters

Staalsy:

WHICH IS THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF WHAT I SAID TO DO

Gabe:

Anyway, now he thinks I have a crush on you

Gabe:

… 100% my bad, I definitely should have listened to you

Staalsy:

FFS. THIS IS WHY YOU GUYS SHOULD STAY OUT OF MY LOVE LIFE

Sid:

I mean, if you just told him how you felt

Sid:

We wouldn’t need to meddle

Staalsy:

OH FOR SURE, I JUST got him back in my life

Staalsy:

I’ll go chase him away with my feelings.

Cartsy:

Staalsy! You aren’t going to chase him away with your feelings

Staalsy:

YOU DON’T KNOW THAT

JT:

Leave staalsy alone, he’ll say something when he’s ready to

Stromer:

Of COURSE you’d be on his side :P

JT:

Hey there top line centre :D

Stromer:

Hardly.

Kaner:

STROMER, you’re doing awesome

Brinksy:

100% my fave centre

Davo:

Rude

Tazer:

Double rude

Kaner:

Ok, you’d have to be my second fave

Kaner:

Because Jonny totally takes the top spot there

Kaner:

But seriously, you’re doing awesome :D plus you’re more fun to play with than Taze :P

Tazer:

You’re only saying that because he gets nerdy about hockey with you

Kaner:

Stromer is the only one who can keep up with my hockey nerding ok

Kaner:

@Davo I’m coming for your BFF to be MY BFF

Davo:

RUDE

Chucky:

Hey @Teeks, congrats to your man for making the roster :D

Teeks:

NOLAN PATRICK REVENGE TOUR 2021

Teeks:

WOOP WOOP

Claude:

No. We are NOT getting t-shirts

Teeks:

Teeks:

I’m getting us t-shirts