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Babyslut, Catboy and a Happy HAPPY New Year

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Drai:

https://hocktent.tumblr.com/post/638760190741757952/dear-diary

Drai:

😂😂

Chucky:

AWww babyslut, you browsing my tag on tumblr?

Chucky:

I knew you loved me really 😉

Drai:

I’m sorry, you call me what?

Hartsy:

BABYSLUT I’M DYING

Cale:

Best. Day. Ever.

Chucky:

😈

Davo:

Do you mind NOT calling Leon a slut Matty?

Chucky:

I didn’t imply he’s a fully grown slut 😉

Chucky:

Also it’s a reference, lighten up a little :P

Hartsy:

It is, I’m backing chucky up on that one

Cale:

It’s the best reference anyone’s made ever.

Sid:

Can we maybe have a LITTLE bit of civility in the g/c, I know you two are mortal enemies

Chucky:

You have to say he’s my nemesis. It sounds sexier

Chucky:

ALSO are you implying that slut is an insult, because it’s 90% of my personality and I’m hurt.

Sid:

*sigh* please Chucky, I recognise you’re getting into working mode but still

Sid:

Leon, how are your juniors boys getting on? They must be exhausted

Drai:

Exhausted is correct

Drai:

But more positive tests now mean more boys can play

Chucky:

Ngl bbslut I was cheering your boys against Canada

Chucky:

Mostly because I’ll cheer anyone against Canada, but still.

Stromer:

Even as a Canadian that was painful to watch

Sid:

How’s Dach doing?

Brinksy:

Heartbroken

Brinksy:

Like, that is literally the only word I’ve got for it.

Brinksy:

He’s getting a million snuggles and cuddles from his boy, which I am manfully refraining from saying anything about

Brinksy:

Because they are still insisting they are ‘just bros’

Hartsy:

There’s some heart breaking stuff about him/bo/cozens online

Marns:

Everyone says they’re the new me, dyl and con :D

Marns:

It’s like we’ve got our own personal rookies

Stromer:

Yeah, well I get Kirby obviously, you two can fight over the other two.

Cale:

Noooo @79, you have to ship Bo/Timmy

Hartsy:

I do?

Cale:

I mean… I do. So yes, yes you do :P

EJ:

You’ve got to stop “shipping” your buddies with people salad

Cale:

Make me.

Cale:

And Bo and Con would make SUCH A CUTE COUPLE

Cale:

Plus, it stops people shipping me with timms and I don’t like that ship

Cale:

He’s my buddy. But I wouldn’t…. it’s not…

Nate:

There’s a fucking mood

Hartsy:

And yet you have no problem shipping ME with other people :p

Cale:

That’s cause you’re cute 😉

Teeks:

I’m reading back up…. Babyslut?

Chucky:

:D it’s the best nickname for Drat ever.

Chucky:

@TBeauts pleeaaaaaaase change his screen name

Teeks:

But… but why?

Hartsy:

It’s from a mattdrai fic

Cale:

A SUPER HOT mattdrai fic

Davo:

Matty, why are you reading fic about you having sex with my boyfriend?

Chucky:

Ok, firstly, because we’re nemisises in it

Chucky:

(nemiseses? Nemesi, nemesisies???)

Cale:

Nemeses. It’s literally on your spellchecker Matty.

Chucky:

Secondly, it’s mostly just really hot hate sex

Chucky:

I can ignore the fact it’s about ACTUAL Draisaitl, esp seeing as he’s mostly referred to as babyslut 😉

Drai:

I hate you so much.

Chucky:

😘 ilu2 babyslut

Cale:

Like, for real though, it’s an awesome fic

Willy:

I still find it weird you guys read that shit

Hartsy:

That sounds very much like a YOU problem, and not an us problem :P

Segsy:

I’m with the kids on this one

Segsy:

Like, the me/brownie stuff is weird, ngl. I wouldn’t ever fuck a guy with the same name as me

Staalsy:

Don’t you mostly call him brownie though

Segsy:

Well, yeah, but like, if I’m in bed with a dude I’m gonna want to use his first name

Segsy:

And moaning your OWN name in bed is just…

Kaner:

I mean, moaning your own name in bed is pretty on brand for you Segs :P

Segsy:

KANER

Segsy:

How’s Taze?

Tazer:

You realise I’m also in here??

Segsy:

TAZER

Segsy:

How are you?

Tazer:

You realise I’m not any different to how I’ve been for like months

Tazer:

Just accepted that I’m not going to be able to play until we work out what’s wrong

Segsy:

You and me on IR

Segsy:

I’LL KEEP YOU ENTERTAIN

Kaner:

Jonny has to look after the actual baby, and the kirbybaby

Kaner:

I feel like he’s going to be busy

Stromer:

😍 kirbybaby

Kaner:

I might ban you from speaking until you sign a damn contract Stromer

Stromer:

Call up your buddy stan and get him to offer me a decent on then :P

Kaner:

I’VE TRIED :P

Segsy:

Hey @staalsy you’ve started training camp yeah?

Staalsy:

Today. Yep.

Segsy:

… how’s jeff?

Staalsy:

DON’T. DON’T.

Staalsy:

Ugh, I have to take this to pining group, because I know I’m going to be Too Much™

Lu:

You can have a day of reprieve to talk about your boy in here.

Staalsy:

Ugh, he’s bulked up in this off season

Staalsy:

And it looks so fucking good on him

Staalsy:

But he’s still… like… my jeffy y’know?

Staalsy:

Literally, turned up and he flung himself into my arms

Landy:

I’ve TOLD you, he missed you big time

Cartsy:

Did you say anything to him???

Staalsy:

It’s day one!!!

Cartsy:

And you said you’d say something at training camp

Staalsy:

Yes, but we were very busy today, there wasn’t really a good moment

Richie:

ERIC!

Richie:

There’s never going to be a GOOD moment

Cartsy:

Idk, him throwing himself into your arms and saying how much he’d missed you SEEMED LIKE A PRETTY GOOD MOMENT TO ME

Staalsy:

I mean, tbf, yes that would have been a good moment

Staalsy:

IF I HADN’T FROZEN LIKE AN IDIOT

Landy:

Like, honestly, I can just ask him if he’s into you

Staalsy:

PLEASE DON’T

Staalsy:

That would be SO awkward.

Landy:

I’d be casual!! Y’know, like “eric’s a fucking babe though isn’t he?”

EJ:

Do ittttttttt

TBeauts:

DO ITTTT

Nate:

DOOOOOOOO IIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTT

Claude:

I’m beginning to see why so many bad decisions are made on the Avs

Landy:

Rude.

Landy:

ALSO, might I remind you that your beloved was an Av.

Segsy:

Hold on… no bickering for a second

Segsy:

ZEE JUST GOT SIGNED TO THE CAPS!?!?!?!?!?!?

Willy:

:O WHAT?

Willy:

HOLY SHIT YOU’RE RIGHT

Willy:

DUDE THIS IS AWESOME

Segsy:

THIS IS NOT AWESOME

Segsy:

How the FUCK could boston do that….

Segsy:

Oh wait, I know how the fuck…

Segsy:

It’s boston -.-

Kaner:

Well shit.

Sid:

I don’t mean to be rude but…

Sid:

What exactly are the caps building?

Willy:

WE DON’T KNOW BUT WE LOVE IT

Burky:

A team that is full of love and affection?

Latts:

No hard skills, just chaos :D

Sid:

Is Chara really gonna fit in with the Caps whole… everything?

Chucky:

Dude’s got a bondage frame on his bed.

Chucky:

He’ll be fine

Sid:

HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW THAT???

Sid:

Wait… I don’t want to know

Chucky:

It’s on the internet…

Sid:

I… what?

Segsy:

He’s not wrong. Zee posted a pic from his bedroom one day, like, not a dick pic, just a selfie

Segsy:

But you can see the full on bondage bed frame in the background

Hartsy:

#lifegoals

EJ:

I SWEAR YOU LIVE TO TORMENT ME CARTER HART

Hartsy:

🤠

Chucky:

ALSO, in honour of the new year, I thought you might like to see this

Chucky:

https://whatincornation.tumblr.com/post/638816929640038400/

Marns:

OMG I LOVE IT

Chucky:

I thought you might

JT:

He’s just shared it in the team chat 🤦‍♂️

Marns:

BECAUSE IT’S AMAZING

Chucky:

There are divisions on tumblr atm as to whether you make a better princess peach or with catboy headphones

Marns:

CATBOY HEADPHONES????

Chucky:

Catboy headphones

Chucky:

https://whatincornation.tumblr.com/post/639000820383383552/it-drives-me-insane-because-i-cant-find-any-idea

Marns:

OMG DO THEY EXIST IN REAL LIFE?

JT:

https://www.bestbuy.com/site/razer-kraken-kitty-wired-stereo-gaming-headset-with-rgb-lighting-black/6382339.p?skuId=6382339

Marns:

😻😻😻😻😻

Cale:

I’m sure JT would buy them for you if you asked nicely

Marns:

I am TOTALLY capable of buying MYSELF catboy headphones

Cale:

BUT THEN HOW WILL JT FEEL LIKE HE’S YOUR SUGAR DADDY

JT:

DID SOMEONE IMPLY I WANTED TO FEEL LIKE THAT?!?!?

EJ:

Again, Cale, bb.

EJ:

Fic… real life…. NOT THE SAME

Cale:

BUT IT COULD BE 😍

EJ:

Ilu kid

Cale:

:D love you too pops 😘

Teeks:

HAPPY NEW YEARS BOYS

Claude:

Happy new years

Claude:

TK I didn’t need a new years snap of you shoving your tongue down Patty’s throat.

TK:

IT’S OUR NEW YEARS KISS

Howdy:

HAPPY NEW YEARS. Like, I’m a few beers in, but I love you guys

Chucky:

Love you too Howds

EJ:

Nah, the kid is right, this chat is gold.

Nate:

True facts.

TBeauts:

Love this whole chat. Queer support forever.

Richie:

<3

Stromer:

Stupid drunken toasts time???

Brinksy:

ALWAYS

Stromer:

TO THE QUEER CHAT

Brinksy:

To playing hockey with the people we love

Teeks:

To no more fucking bubbles

Lu:

To you rookies

Richie:

Yeah, to the next generation

Cartsy:

TO STAALSY DOING SOMETHING ABOUT HIS CRUSH ON SKINNY

Staalsy:

To fuck you cartsy, I’ll do it in my own time

Segsy:

To cute boys realising what is available to them

McLeod:

To not sticking our feet in our mouths when confronted with cute boys

Lack:

TO SCORING LOADS OF GOALS

Chucky:

To scoring loads of ass 😉

Howdy:

NEVER CHANGE MATTY

Davo:

To getting back to hockey

Leon:

To being in an environment where I’m allowed to punch chucky in the face

Chucky:

You know you love me babyslut

TBeauts:

To new experiences 😉

Marns:

TO CAT BOY HEADPHONES

JT:

To smiles

Danny:

To family

Freddie:

To not being separated from them <3

Matts:

To no-one getting the rona

Tazer:

To health

Latts:

To love (:

Wilso:

To the worlds most RANDOM team

Kaner:

To cute babies

Claude:

To cute kids

EJ:

To cute rookies?

Cale:

EJ!

EJ:

What? 😉

Cale:

To happy endings

Burky:

To more frequent team orgies?

Sammy:

I’ll drink to that 😉

Josty:

To uber supportive teammates

Cale:

WAIT… I JUST FEEL I NEED TO ADD, I DIDN’T MEAN THAT KIND OF HAPPY ENDING

Carter:

To “Happy Endings”

Cale:

I hate you

Carter:

No… no you don’t :p

Gabe:

The the gayest team on the block

Nate:

TO THE AVS <3

Sid:

Nah, I’m bringing it back round

Sid:

To. This. Fucking. Chat.