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Sanaddsd: hgeyb babay gurl

you: haaayyyyyyyyyyyf6yi \\

sams: owow whatsssass thus~~~~~

you blushd asd uh hhhhhhhhhhh

sams: i se buldhgie wulglie oeoewiwiowo

you: ;)

sams: sges

you: mmmmm

sams: *cums*

baby kaka: ONG WHAT IS GOING ON HERE

you: NO NONO

baby kata: in leving.......

*slipped away by avril lavenn srarts playing*

nana nanana nana i mid yu.......... miss yu soooo bad i wont forget yu oh is do das i hope yu cn here me i remeber crlery.......... THE HHAT YU SLEIPPED AWAY........!!!!!!!!!!! WAHS THE DAY I FOJNG IY WPBT BE YHE DAME.......!!!! OH... nana nanana nana...... I dint get arund too kiss you...!!! good bye om yhe hand... i dowsgh thats a coud see yu agaon.... i know that i cant......ohhhhh i hoep yu can her me cius i rmeber ir cledry.....!!!!!!! THE GAY YU SLOPPD AWY WHATS TE FAY I FJNGD IT OWNT BE YAH SAMME
I FOND MY WAK EUP WKATS YU WNAR AUP I CEEK IASKING WHY AND I KANT TAK IT IT WANY FAKE IT IT HAPEND YU PASSED BY NOW YUR GNE NOE YUR GONE THEY YU GO THER YU GO THERY YU GO SOMWHERE I CNT BERIG YU BAK NOW YUR GONE NOW YU GONE THER YU GO THER YU GO SOMWEHER YU NOT COMING BACK THE DYA U SLEEPED AWAYY WAS THE DAY I FOUND IT WONT BE THE SAME NOO THE SDAY YU LIPD AWAYY WAS THE DYA IFOUND IT WONT BE THAT SAME OH....!!!! nana nanana nana..... i mis yu............. </3

 

ti be coccaunted.................................

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baby kaka pees but pee do dont do and i messd up las chapter cuz yu supposed to chet on babay kaka not nartito smh i hate it here

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babay kaka: im lev9jng

yuo: NLO DNOT LEV ME BABY

sans: lev babby kaka alone smhg

you: ur roght yu hae cumies ahd bone and babby caca dnot almao

bay kaka: *levse*

to be cumtuntued

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baba kaka: im the is sad

gagitro komadae: smae

babh kkaka: smae

nagiro: smae

bab caca: smae

Babauy caca: smae

nagio: smae

babababababayay vava: smae

naito: smae

baaby kaka: smae

anrtio: smae

baby kata: smae

nagito: smae

bady kaka: smae

nagito: smae

baaby kaka: smae

nagio: smae

baby kaka: smae

 

TO BR CUMTUNUED

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abay akaka": OMNG WHO AR YU

nagaito: idk

baby kaka: ughf

nagirto: i loke u

babyi kaka: smae

nahito: wojaj

to be kaka

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eriadnan: i love baby kata but baby kata is inlive with nagitoe *cries*

disco: lol imma conrtrol him

eridmann: no...

vrika: *control*

ewwidan: *kisses bab kata*

baby kata: *slaps eridam* grrr

eridan: baby kata i-

baby kata: what!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ersinam: diska controld me....!

baby kata: grrr disco

vrisksad: gotta blast

naagito: grr my h o p e will make me faster than her *runs super fast and catches vriska*

vriska: uhh meow..

naagtoi: *throws vriska away*

eridan: i am o siorry baby kata *blushes*

baby kata: its okay! welk i gatta go eriamdad

eridanL: byr

baby kat: *walks away with nagito* *kisses nagito*

nagito: *kisses back*

eridan: *is sad and derpreds and brocken and anxity and sad*

vriska: *is planning something evil.........*

 

 

to be caca.....

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can yall give me ideas for my next chapter pls

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dick rider: hey bro >:(((((((((((((

dave stroodle:lol stfu dunmdas

diskaaaaaaaa: looooooool uhhhhh n e way u work fur e niw

dirk dryer: ok

Tommy's disc: ok so u have to koll uhhhhh erimdam and uhhhhhhhhhh bay caca so nagito is ine

dirk loder:ok

disca: thxx

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quackity wad walingf and he see eridmam
big q: omg hey seyx
erdiman: lol im lose r so i like u are sex
flatty patyyttyy: lol ook
erdinam: uwuwuwuwwuwuwu
bug q: byr

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LMAO I CALLED THE LAST ONE MURDER EVEN THO NO MURDER SORRY NOT GONNA CHANGE IT HAHA

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Im so cool

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(no story) ALSO TW
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i realized hat some people
might not be happy
they don't have anyone
nobody to tell them
you're amazing
you're doing so good
you're such a great person
so i'm here to do that uh

YOU YES YOU
OH YOU DIDN'T CUT TODAY
YOU'RE DOING SO WELL
KEEP GOING
YOU ARE VALID
YOU'RE AMAZING
THAT'S SO COOL

YOU ATE TODAY
THAT'S SO GOOD
POG
YOU'RE DOING AMAZING

YOU
YOU LOOK AMAZING
YOU LOOK SO PRETTY
YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL
LOOK AT YOURSELF AND SAY THAT RN
YOU CAN DO IT

thanks for coming to my ted talk

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disco: *controls bab kata and hisoka*
disc: *akes them kiss*
naguo: OMG CHETER
baby kata : *is controlled* yes i hate u nagito
disca: og nagito dw i loooooooove u
nagito: thx bb *kises disc*
bay kat: no.....
nagito: leves with vriska

TO BE CACA!!!!!!!

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*baby kata runs away and hide behind a tree*

baby kata: w-why nagito...... why...

sneezy: yo ho

little king john: yo ho

sneezy: yoho
little king john: yoho
both: little king john searching for land x4

*baby kata hears singing*

baby kata: h-huh?!

little king john: woah sneezy! did you hear that?!

sneezy: yeah! i think its coming from that tree

*kata wipes his tears quickly*

*sneezy and king john see kata*

king john: hey! are you okay?

kata: oh uhm.... yeah..

sneezy: are you sure..? you look down....

kata: oh....

king john: its fine if you dont wanna say it.. if its too personal then we understand..!

kata: thanks...!

king john:oh uhm we havent introduced ourselves..!!

kata: ?!

king john: im little king john and this is my friend sneezy

kata: nice to meat (or candy) you guys

sneezy: we wer about to go to our friends house..! if you wanted to come! (domt ask stfu ok)

kata: sure

 

 

to be continued...

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TW DEATH I GUESS
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nagito: somethings wrong somethings wrong somethings wrong somethings wrong somethings wrong somethings wrong somethings wrong somethings wrong somethings wrong somethings wrong somethings wrong somethings wrong somethings wrong somethings wrong somethings wrong somethings wrong somethings wrong somethings wrong somethings wrong somethings wrong somethings wrong somethings wrong somethings wrong somethings wrong somethings wrong somethings wrong somethings wrong somethings wrong somethings wrong somethings wrong somethings wrong somethings wrong somethings wrong somethings wrong somethings wrong somethings wrong somethings wrong somethings wrong somethings wrong somethings wrong somethings wrong somethings wrong somethings wrong somethings wrong somethings wrong somethings wrong somethings wrong somethings wrong somethings wrong somethings wrong somethings wrong somethings wrong somethings wrong somethings wrong somethings wrong somethings wrong somethings wrong somethings wrong somethings wrong somethings wrong somethings wrong somethings wrong somethings wrong somethings wrong somethings wrong somethings wrong somethings wrong somethings wrong somethings wrong somethings wrong somethings wrong somethings wrong somethings wrong somethings wrong somethings wrong somethings wrong somethings wrong somethings wrong somethings wrong somethings wrong somethings wrong SOMETHING IS WRONG

vriska: hey nagito

nagito: y es ba be

vriska: coul d you go to the store and get so me br ead?

nagito: ye s of coursssssssse my love

vriska: thaaaaaaaanks

nagito: *is back from store* honey im home

nagito sees vriska on the floor dead and starts laughing

he walks over to her lifeless body.. knife in hand.. and starts crying

he then runs away

 

 

 

to be ontined

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kata: so uhm...
king john: ??
sneezuyy: yuhhhhhgggg
litrle jogn: hh
vabykata: tes

 

nagito is here
nagito is here
nagito is here
nagito is here
nagito is here
nagito is here
nagito is here
nagito is here

 

baby kata: run
they all run away before nagito arives

contunuesd

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baby kata has recovered

 

what wh=ill he do next

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im back lol


Baby kay asassd: damn lirtlw kikmh john kimda sexycy

kiing jon : whay dod u sau :/

baby kakuaaassasasaaaswsas: nothijng </3 :(

sneszywe: psikdm

bakaya ksya: whay dud u evener say

sneezqwer:  idfk

ratby genuis: hey <3

little king jon : *blusheds*

sumer solstus babby: *blusesd*

babykaya: *doesny notis*


TO ME CACA....

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ratboy: hwey
lkg: hey bb
sumor sotice bby: <3

baby ksta: no....

*thry kiss*

baby kya: *runs away*

TO BE CSAS

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baby kata : ...,,.,.,.,.,.,., i luved hum....,,,,,,,

*cries and runs away more*

WHY WHY WhY

*is so sad*

*bumps into someone..*

oh sirru

*GASPS*

NO OBONONOJJJJJJJjjjjjjjjjjKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKJKBGVCFTXRESTYUm tm,miufffffffffffffffffffuffffffffffffffual.

to be continued

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LITLE KING JAHN SUMOR SOLTICE BABY AND RATBOY GENuS ARE INLIVE

 

DICK AND DAVE ARE MAYBE GONNA COME BACK

VRISKA JUST WAHATNS LOVE (shes still a bitch tho i hate her)

eridan might come back also

babky kata falls inlove very fast (faster than a guys could cum) and literally everyone hes fallen inlove with has rejected him

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baby kata: HELP

ngaito: no one can save you now

youre with me

no one can hear you baby kata

abkata: cries

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itchy itchy itchy ow ow ow