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[2.12., 09:58] Dean: 👋 hey
[2.12., 09:58] Dean: I had a good time last night. I hope we can repeat that. ;)

[2.12., 10:02] hot stuff: I do not know who this is, but good for you you had a good time.

[2.12., 10:02] Dean: Hahahaha
[2.12., 10:02] Dean: Funny and cute
[2.12., 10:03] Dean: I know we had a few but i am not that easy to forget

[2.12., 10:04] hot stuff: No idea what you are talking about.

[2.12., 10:04] Dean: Really?
[2.12., 10:07] Dean: Tall, nice eyes, good hair
[2.12., 10:08] Dean: Killer smile
[2.12., 10:08] Dean: Ring a bell?

[2.12., 10:09] hot stuff: Unless you are my cat, I'm sorry to disappoint, but I haven't been out last night.
[2.12., 10:09] hot stuff: I guess you have the wrong number

[2.12., 10:09] Dean: Fuck
[2.12., 10:09] Dean: I am sorry
[2.12., 10:10] Dean: I guess my date didn't go as well as I thought it did.

[2.12., 10:11] hot stuff: Sincerely sorry to hear that.

[2.12., 10:12] Dean: Yeah me too. She was really good looking.
[2.12., 10:13] Dean: How come you spent Friday night with your cat? And can we backtrack to the fact that apparently your cat and me look alike?

[2.12., 10:16] hot stuff: That's how I spend most nights. I do not see why that should be wrong?
[2.12., 10:17] hot stuff: So, you must be really furry...

[2.12., 10:17] Dean: What?

[2.12., 10:18] hot stuff: You said you and my cat look alike

[2.12., 10:18] Dean: No wait. You don't go out? How old are you? Am I texting someone in assisted living? Oh God, worse, under age?
[2.12., 10:18] Dean: No. You said that. After I described myself.

[2.12., 10:19] hot stuff: So? Are you furry?

[2.12., 10:21] Dean: Can we establish an age range first please.
[2.12., 10:21] Dean: I am 23

[2.12., 10:23] hot stuff: Why does my age matter to you, since you apparently have the wrong number anyway?

[2.12., 10:23] Dean: Well, you keep answering.

[2.12., 10:23] hot stuff: You keep texting.

[2.12., 10:23] Dean: You could just ignore me
[2.12., 10:23] Dean: Block me even

[2.12., 10:27] hot stuff: I could.

[2.12., 10:27] Dean: But?
[2.12., 10:27] Dean: You still haven't told me your age

[2.12., 10:28] hot stuff: I feel obliged, since your date gave you my number.
[2.12., 10:29] hot stuff: I am 31

[2.12., 10:29] Dean: Well no need to treat me like a charitable case.
[2.12., 10:29] Dean: Ok at least its not illegal to message you.
[2.12., 10:30] Dean: To answer your question, no I am not furry.

[2.12., 10:31] hot stuff: Are you ginger?

[2.12., 10:32] Dean: No. I do have a soul lol

[2.12., 10:37] hot stuff: So does Lucifer.

[2.12., 10:38] Dean: Excuse you

[2.12., 10:38] hot stuff: Yes?

[2.12., 10:39] Dean: Lucifer
[2.12., 10:39] Dean: Like the devil
[2.12., 10:39] Dean: Has a soul
[2.12., 10:39] Dean: That went way more off topic

[2.12., 10:41] hot stuff: My cat.

[2.12., 10:41] Dean: Ohhh

[2.12., 10:41] hot stuff: My cat has a soul

[2.12., 10:41] Dean: Ok
[2.12., 10:41] Dean: Odd name for a cat
[2.12., 10:41] Dean: Is he evil

[2.12., 10:41] hot stuff: No.
[2.12., 10:41] hot stuff: I have my reasons

[2.12., 10:42] Dean: Care to elaborate?

[2.12., 10:42] hot stuff: I don't know you

[2.12., 10:42] Dean: True. Good point.
[2.12., 10:43] Dean: Wanna play 20 questions?

[2.12., 10:44] hot stuff: Let me feed my devil first. And get more coffee.

[2.12., 10:44] Dean: Ok.

[2.12., 11:06] hot stuff: Alright, I'm back

[2.12., 11:06] Dean: Hope Lucy liked her food

[2.12., 11:07] hot stuff: Lucifer likes whatever I feed Him

[2.12., 11:08] Dean: Special cat. Mein neighborhood stray only eats from the neighbours across the street. Mine always got ignored

[2.12., 11:09] hot stuff: Really? What did you put out for them?

[2.12., 11:10] Dean: Dry cat food

[2.12., 11:11] hot stuff: Add a pinch of dried catnip.

[2.12., 11:11] Dean: Cat weed stuff
[2.12., 11:11] Dean: Is that good for cats?
[2.12., 11:12] Dean: Dont want to get it addicted
[2.12., 11:12] Dean: Next thing you know that cat is out there selling themselfs for coke

[2.12., 11:12] hot stuff: I said a pinch, not a tbs
[2.12., 11:13] hot stuff: A cat selling themselves?

[2.12., 11:13] Dean: You know
[2.12., 11:13] Dean: Like a hooker

[2.12., 11:14] hot stuff: A cat hooker? Really? You have weird ideas.

[2.12., 11:55] Dean: Maybe i am still hung over
[2.12., 11:55] Dean: Sorry. I got a call from work

[2.12., 11:56] hot stuff: On a Saturday?

[2.12., 11:56] Dean: I know right?
[2.12., 11:56] Dean: And before noon
[2.12., 11:57] Dean: The audacity

[2.12., 11:58] hot stuff: That's harassment
[2.12., 11:59] hot stuff: Unless, you work somewhere that requires Saturday work...?

[2.12., 12:09] Dean: Is that your first question. Where i work?

[2.12., 12:11] hot stuff: Oh. So I am to start the game YOU suggested?

[2.12., 12:11] Dean: Meh, why not

[2.12., 12:11] hot stuff: Alright.
[2.12., 12:12] hot stuff: Then i want this to be my first question.

[2.12., 12:13] Dean: I am in college but work sort of on the side as a mechanic.
[2.12., 12:13] Dean: My turn
[2.12., 12:13] Dean: What du you do for living?

[2.12., 12:15] hot stuff: I am an accountant at a renowned local company

[2.12., 12:15] Dean: That sounds boring

[2.12., 12:16] hot stuff: Thank you.

[2.12., 12:17] Dean: Sorry that came out wrong it be boring to me
[2.12., 12:17] Dean: Next question. Boy or girl

[2.12., 12:18] hot stuff: Boy
[2.12., 12:18] hot stuff: Wait, did you skip my turn?

[2.12., 12:19] Dean: No. You asked the first question i asked the second
[2.12., 12:19] Dean: I am a boy too
[2.12., 12:19] Dean: Well man
[2.12., 12:19] Dean: Boy sounds wrong

[2.12., 12:19] hot stuff: It does. Why did you ask it that way?
[2.12., 12:22] Dean: I dont know
[2.12., 12:25] Dean: Your turn

[2.12., 12:27] hot stuff: Siblings?

[2.12., 12:28] Dean: Yes. 1 moose like brother
[2.12., 12:28] Dean: You?

[2.12., 12:29] hot stuff: Two brothers, one sister

[2.12., 12:30] Dean: Thats a lot. You guys ever argue? I am older so its ok i can Boss him around. You the oldest?

[2.12., 12:31] hot stuff: Youngest

[2.12., 12:32] Dean: Oh no
[2.12., 12:32] Dean: Was it tough? I can only imagine what one would go through with 3 older siblings

[2.12., 12:42] hot stuff: Is this not a little private?

[2.12., 12:42] Dean: I am sorry. I thought that was the point of 20 questions. To get to know someone

[2.12., 12:43] hot stuff: Of course we had fights, that's what siblings do

[2.12., 12:43] Dean: Ok. Next question. My turn.
[2.12., 12:44] Dean: Would you tell me your name so i can change the contact info in my phone?

[2.12., 12:46] hot stuff: That's your question?

[2.12., 12:46] Dean: I guess
[2.12., 12:46] Dean: I mean right now this number is called hot stuff

[2.12., 12:47] hot stuff: Oh

[2.12., 12:47] Dean: So unless you'd rather be that


[2.12., 12:47] hot stuff: My name is Castiel
[2.12., 12:48] Dean: Thats a odd one... does it mean anything?

[2.12., 12:48] Dean: I am dean


[2.12., 12:50] Castiel: It means Angel of Thursday


[2.12., 12:50] Dean: Ok
[2.12., 12:50] Dean: Still odd but i can roll with that


[2.12., 12:51] Castiel: Hello Dean


[2.12., 12:54] Dean: Hello Cas


[2.12., 12:55] Castiel: Uh.


[2.12., 12:56] Dean: Not Cas
[2.12., 12:56] Dean: Ok
[2.12., 12:56] Dean: Cassi?


[2.12., 12:56] Castiel: Please don't.


[2.12., 12:57] Dean: Full name only. Got it.
[2.12., 12:57] Dean: Castiel


[2.12., 12:57] Castiel: That's what my brother says when he tries to annoy me.


[2.12., 12:57] Dean: Ahhh ok. Makes sense


[2.12., 12:58] Castiel: Thank you.


[2.12., 13:08] Castiel: So, my turn?


[2.12., 13:16] Dean: Yes
[2.12., 13:16] Dean: Hit me.


[2.12., 13:17] Castiel: Hmmmm
[2.12., 13:18] Castiel: What is your favorite food?


[2.12., 13:19] Dean: Ohhh thats a tie between a good juicy burger with bacon and cheese and pie. Any kind of pie


[2.12., 13:25] Castiel: Nice choice


[2.12., 13:27] Dean: Thank you. What about you


[2.12., 13:29] Castiel: Juicy cheeseburgers sound awesome


[2.12., 13:30] Dean: Hmmm
[2.12., 13:30] Dean: Now I am hungry.


[2.12., 13:30] Castiel: I'm sorry.


[2.12., 13:31] Dean: No worries. But I'll have to go to the store. I don't trust the 4 day old chinese food in my fridge. Urgh but that means i have to get showered and dressed.


[2.12., 13:32] Castiel: 4 day old? Why do you let food get that old?


[2.12., 13:34] Dean: I was busy. And that counts as your next question. That means you asked 2 in a row and now I get to ask twice


[2.12., 13:34] Castiel: Fine


[2.12., 13:35] Dean: Ha! I win.
[2.12., 13:35] Dean: Ok question one. Why did you stay at home on a friday night?
[2.12., 13:35] Dean: Question 2 after my shower


[2.12., 13:37] Castiel: Because that's what I do.