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Ned in the afterlife: So were any of you happily married?

Jon: Well I took a vow not to marry but I had a someone I loved.

Ned: That's great.

Jon: Yeah, someone shot her with an arrow and that was bad. So the next one I staped myself.

Sansa: I was very happily widowed.

Arya: I don't commit to beings who are lesser than me. Which, of course includes all men.

Bran: I was a tree.

Ned: …