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Ned: Will you marry me?

Robert: Yes! Perfect! And then she says yes, you’re engaged, you pop the champagne, drink a toast, have sex on the kitchen floor.
(THINKS) Don’t have sex on our kitchen floor.

Ned: Got it. Thanks for helping me plan this out, Robert.

Robert: Dude, it’s you and Cat! I’ve been there for all the big moments of you and Cat. The night you met, your first date...other first things.

Ned (blushes): I’m sorry. We thought you were asleep.

Robert: It’s physics, Neddy. If the bottom bunk moves, the top bunk moves too.