After traveling across a seemingly endless desert, the sight of a lake almost made a religious man out of him. He'd been gulping water when he looked up and realized he wasn't alone.
Dark hair and a dancer's build, the most beautiful woman he had ever seen was bathing ten feet away.
Before he could do anything, two big guys snatched his arms. Now, the green costumes he didn't recognize, but cops and bouncers trying to kick his tail was a universal constant.
“What do we do with him, Your Highness?”
Well, he thought ruefully. This definitely isn't Nebraska.