Nathan: @Phantom YOU CAN’T JUST SAY YOU’RE ONLY ONE YEAR OLD AND THAT TIME TRAVEL IS REAL THEN GO OFFLINE
-Phantom has come online-
Phantom: FUCK YOU I’M DEAD I CAN DO WHAT I WANT
Sam: okay let’s all calm down for a second
Lester: HELL NO time travel is REAL I can’t be calm NOW
Phantom: listen i’m not legally allowed to tell you guys about this
Valerie: Under what law?????????
Paulina: while I am interested in the time travel I do believe that we should be addressing the fact that Phantom is ONE YEAR OLD
Phantom: hey excuse you I am 15
Kwan: Phantom how in the world is it possible that you’ve only been dead for one year
Kwan: like you’re so good at being a ghost HOW
Phantom: ……...I might not be as good at being a ghost as you think
T.F: yeah he sucks at scaring people
Phantom: dont tell them THAT
T.F: why not? It’s the truth
Phantom: that doesn’t mean you should SAY IT
Star: no no, let him speak
Valerie: i would like to hear of your failed attempts at scaring people as well
Sam: he thinks the concept of a bedsheet ghost and yelling “boo” is scary
Danny: it is though?
Dash: you’re just weak Fenton
Dash: strong people don’t get scared by blankets and “boo”
Phantom: in my defense, boo is a perfectly scary word
Mikey: n.no it’s not
Lester: do they not give you like. Lessons on how to be a ghost???
Phantom: I don’t think the ghost zone understands the concept of education
Phantom: other than the Far Frozen and that one ghost highschool, though that’s just a normal highschool
Paulina: there’s a HIGHSCHOOL in the GHOST ZONE????
Phantom: yeah it sucks
Nathan: going back to the time travel-
Phantom: please don’t
Nathan: does this make Phantom the real life Doctor Who?
Phantom: I’m not qualified to be a doctor I don’t think? I mean I was a C minus student
Mikey: ….. Phantom have you not seen Doctor Who?
Phantom: n. No?
Tucker: Danny have you actually not seen Doctor Who
Danny: ….. I’ve heard of it
Sam: oh my GOD
Sam: alright that’s it, movie night at my place
Sam: we marathoning the best of Doctor Who
Paulina: I’m down for this but why at your place?
T.F: she has a home theater?
Star: she has a WHAT
Danny: yeah and a bowling alley
Danny: it’s pretty cool
Dash: alright I’m sold lets do this
Sam: you’ll have to give me like two hours to set things up and securely lock the garden
Kwan: wh. Why would you need to lock up the garden
Sam: I don’t want Phantom getting into the Ghostialis attrahere again
Paulina: the WHAT
Lester: is that…….ghost nip?????
T.F: yep. Ghost nip
Valerie: like catnip?
Phantom: ma’am, are you implying that I am a cat
Mikey: she’s not wrong
Phantom: and what exactly do you mean by that
Danny: no seriously what does he mean by that
Danny: I don’t actually act like a cat do I?
Sam: Danny I hate to break this to you
Star: I mean we have caught you purring multiple times?
Phantom: im sorry you’ve caught me doing WHAT
Danny: I PURR????
Danny: AND YOU NEVER TOLD ME THIS WHY???
Sam: we thought you knew?
Danny: CLEARLY I DID NOT
Paulina: where you….. Not aware that you purred?
Phantom: NO I WASN’T
Valerie: this whole conversation gives off intense vibes of the “sir are you aware you are a cat” meme
Kwan: someone please edit that
T.F: already on it
Phantom: Tucker I am not afraid to hack your computer
Lester: you can hack????
Phantom: I never said that
Mikey: you literally just threatened to hack Tucker’s computer
Danny: that’s just the short version of “phase into Tucker’s computer and Thanos snap his files”
T.F: @Phantom please do not do that again
T.F: once was enough
Phantom: we shall see…..
-Phantom has gone offline-
Valerie: he wasn’t even threatening me and I feel incredibly threatened