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Nathan: @Phantom YOU CAN’T JUST SAY YOU’RE ONLY ONE YEAR OLD AND THAT TIME TRAVEL IS REAL THEN GO OFFLINE

-Phantom has come online-

Phantom: FUCK YOU I’M DEAD I CAN DO WHAT I WANT

Sam: okay let’s all calm down for a second

Lester: HELL NO time travel is REAL I can’t be calm NOW

Phantom: listen i’m not legally allowed to tell you guys about this

Valerie: Under what law?????????

Phantom: uh

Phantom: ghost…...law?????

Paulina: while I am interested in the time travel I do believe that we should be addressing the fact that Phantom is ONE YEAR OLD

Phantom: hey excuse you I am 15

Kwan: Phantom how in the world is it possible that you’ve only been dead for one year

Kwan: like you’re so good at being a ghost HOW

Phantom: ……...I might not be as good at being a ghost as you think

T.F: yeah he sucks at scaring people

Phantom: dont tell them THAT

T.F: why not? It’s the truth

Phantom: that doesn’t mean you should SAY IT

Star: no no, let him speak

Valerie: i would like to hear of your failed attempts at scaring people as well

Sam: he thinks the concept of a bedsheet ghost and yelling “boo” is scary

Danny: it is though?

Dash: you’re just weak Fenton

Dash: strong people don’t get scared by blankets and “boo”

Phantom: in my defense, boo is a perfectly scary word

Mikey: n.no it’s not

Lester: do they not give you like. Lessons on how to be a ghost???

Phantom: I don’t think the ghost zone understands the concept of education

Phantom: other than the Far Frozen and that one ghost highschool, though that’s just a normal highschool

Paulina: there’s a HIGHSCHOOL in the GHOST ZONE????

Phantom: yeah it sucks

Nathan: going back to the time travel-

Phantom: please don’t

Nathan: does this make Phantom the real life Doctor Who?

Phantom: I’m not qualified to be a doctor I don’t think? I mean I was a C minus student

Mikey: ….. Phantom have you not seen Doctor Who?

Phantom: n. No?

-Ghostbusters 3.0-

Tucker: Danny have you actually not seen Doctor Who

Danny: ….. I’ve heard of it

Sam: oh my GOD

-Danny’s Kingdom-

Sam: alright that’s it, movie night at my place

Sam: we marathoning the best of Doctor Who

Paulina: I’m down for this but why at your place?

T.F: she has a home theater?

Star: she has a WHAT

Danny: yeah and a bowling alley

Danny: it’s pretty cool

Dash: alright I’m sold lets do this

Sam: you’ll have to give me like two hours to set things up and securely lock the garden

Kwan: wh. Why would you need to lock up the garden

Sam: I don’t want Phantom getting into the Ghostialis attrahere again

Paulina: the WHAT

Lester: is that…….ghost nip?????

T.F: yep. Ghost nip

Valerie: like catnip?

Phantom: ma’am, are you implying that I am a cat

Mikey: she’s not wrong

Phantom: and what exactly do you mean by that

-Ghostbusters 3.0-

Danny: no seriously what does he mean by that

Danny: I don’t actually act like a cat do I?

Sam: ……..

Tucker: ……..

Sam: Danny I hate to break this to you

Danny: FUCK

-Danny’s Kingdom-

Star: I mean we have caught you purring multiple times?

Phantom: im sorry you’ve caught me doing WHAT

-Ghostbusters 3.0-

Danny: I PURR????

Tucker: y.yeah

Danny: AND YOU NEVER TOLD ME THIS WHY???

Sam: we thought you knew?

Danny: CLEARLY I DID NOT

-Danny’s Kingdom-

Paulina: where you….. Not aware that you purred?

Phantom: NO I WASN’T

Valerie: this whole conversation gives off intense vibes of the “sir are you aware you are a cat” meme

T.F: askdjhadkfadlfas;f

Kwan: someone please edit that

T.F: already on it

Phantom: Tucker I am not afraid to hack your computer

Lester: you can hack????

Phantom: I never said that

Mikey: you literally just threatened to hack Tucker’s computer

Danny: that’s just the short version of “phase into Tucker’s computer and Thanos snap his files”

T.F: @Phantom please do not do that again

T.F: once was enough

Phantom: we shall see…..

T.F: Phantom

Phantom: :)

T.F: PHANTOM

-Phantom has gone offline-

Valerie: he wasn’t even threatening me and I feel incredibly threatened