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Disclaimer: I do not own anything.

Introduction/Empty Mario Kart Stadium...

There were a variety of twenty-six competitors in the stadium, with two characters as teammates. Some teammates were talking to each other, while some opponents were talking to each other as well. Their objective was to go through eight courses, including Mario Kart Stadium, the first one to go through. Each course had three laps. After each course, the first place winner would earn twelve points, the second place winner would get eleven points, the third place winner would get ten points, and so on. The team with the most points after the eighth and final course would win the entire thing, and the team to finish first at the end would get a giant, golden trophy and $500,000 as mega prizes, but the others would get less than $10,000.

Team #1. Mario (Super Mario Bros. series) and Luigi (Super Mario Bros. series). Name: Super Mario Bros. Kart description: The left side was red and white, and the right side was green and white, with the letters M and L, respectively. Mario and Luigi had participated in MANY kart events, with this one being their twenty-seventh, a record. They, however, had won first place three times. A notable thing about this team was Luigi's famous face meme, glaring at opposing competitors.

Team #2. Princess Peach (Super Mario Bros. series) and Princess Daisy (Super Mario Bros. series). Name: Princess Power. Kart description: The entire kart was mixed with pink and orange, with heart, flower, and lollipop paintings scattered around it. This team hadn't participated in many kart events compared to Mario and Luigi, but they had managed to finish first place once, and second and third place a couple of times.

Team #3. Brigitte Lindholm (Overwatch) and Ingrid Lindholm (Overwatch). Name: Lindholm Strong. Kart description: A barrier like kart, with a mace painting on each side. This was the mother-daughter duo's first time participating. But despite that, many humans and non-humans in many universes had heard about the duo taking part of the event, and they were interested in seeing them.

Team #4. Cye Mouri (Ronin Warriors) and Mia Koji (Ronin Warriors). Name: Mouri and Koji Combo. Kart description: The entire kart was light blue, matching Cye's light blue Armor of Torrent from his past. Cye and Mia had participated in the previous contest, in which they had dominated and won the entire thing, gaining a whooping total of 96 points, an unbelievable Super Mario Kart record. Because of their strong performance in that event, the duo had gained a strong following.

Team #5. Lightning (Final Fantasy XIII) and Serah Farron (Final Fantasy XIII). Name: Fearless Farron. Kart description: Just a grey kart, with the Final Fantasy XIII logo attached. The siblings had been in plenty events, but they had never finished higher than fourth. However, they're just participating for fun.

Team #6. Din (Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons) and Nayru (Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages). Name: Oracle Love. Kart description: The color red was on one side, and the color blue was on the other side, with a painted rod and a painted harp, respectively. Din and Nayru, a lesbian couple, had been in twenty events, but they had never finished higher than six. Their popularity was very high.

Team #7. Red (Pokemon; Sun and Moon version) and Red's mom (Pokemon). Name: N/A. Kart description: Just a generic looking red kart. This was the mother-son duo's first time participating. Red had never said a word throughout his entire life, but he was considered as a Pokemon legend. Red's mom, however, could talk. The duo were projected to finish dead last, being heavily overlooked. Popularity wise, Red was surprisingly the least popular participant. Oh, and Red and Red's mom were the only duo not to have a team name.

Team #8. Mamoru Chiba (Sailor Moon) and Chibiusa Tsukino (Sailor Moon). Name: Sailor Action. Kart description: Just the original Sailor Moon logo on both sides, showing heavy support for their own franchise and universe. The father-daughter duo had only won one event, but struggled a lot since. Could they overcome their recent struggles?

Team #9. Korra (The Legend of Korra) and Asami Sato (The Legend of Korra). Name: Korrasami. Kart description: A painting of both woman smiling together. Korra and Asami, another lesbian couple, were the fourth-most popular duo to participate. As for their Super Mario Kart history, they had historically finished between 3rd and 8th place in every event they had been in. Would they be able to finish 1st or 2nd place?

Team #10. Cynthia (Pokemon) and Dawn (Pokemon). Name: Girlpowershipping. Kart description: The kart was black, with the word "Girlpowershippingforever" in cursive and in blue, on both sides of the kart. Cynthia and Dawn had won second place in the previous match, but before that, they had won nine straight contests. Cynthia and Dawn currently had the second-most strongest following, the first being Mario and Luigi. The only two reasons the duo were popular was because of their outstanding performance throughout their Super Mario Kart career and because of their status as a mega-popular Pokemon yuri pairing. Right now, Cynthia and Dawn were projected to win first place. Could they do it?

Team #11. Shantae (Shantae) and Risky Boots (Shantae). Name: Risky Genie. Kart description: The entire kart was purple. That was it. Shantae and Risky Boots hate each other, but the only reason they agreed to team up together was because of a bet from Sky (Shantae) and Rottytops (Shantae), Shantae's best friends. The bet? If Shantae and Risky Boots were to last together for one event, they'd afford a nice trip to a very comfortable Honolulu place in Hawaii while having lots of money. So, they shouldn't have to win this event if they wanted to.

Team #12. Mai (Dragon Ball series) and Videl (Dragon Ball series; GT version). Name: Maidel. Kart description: The blue kart was surrounded by seven painted Dragon Balls. Like Shantae and Risky Boots, Mai and Videl hated each other as well, and for many reasons. Gohan (Dragon Ball series; GT version), Videl's husband, was originally supposed to be Videl's partner, but later changed his mind. Videl had other family and friends, but they didn't want to participate. Mai had struggled to find a suitable partner, too. So Mai and Videl ended up as partners, although they admitted that their decision was bad.

Team #13. Ragyo (Kill La Kill) and Nui (Kill La Kill). Name: Rainbow Wrath. Kart description: Filled with rainbow colors. Both back from the dead, Ragyo and Nui wanted to take a break from doing evil things and have fun. However, their opponents, especially Red and Luigi, strongly disliked them for their bad, bizarre, and creepy attitude

Projected final standings:

1st: Cynthia and Dawn

2nd: Cye and Mia

3rd: Mario and Luigi

4th: Peach and Daisy

5th: Korra and Asami

6th: Lightning and Serah

7th: Brigitte and Ingrid

8th: Din and Nayru

9th: Mamoru and Chibiusa

10th: Ragyo and Nui

11th: Mai and Videl

12th: Shantae and Risky Boots

13th: Red and Red's mom

A few minutes later...

"Hello, participants!" Ash (Pokemon), a very common Pokemon trainer, said, distracting all twenty-six participants. Ash was one of the five commentators that'd commentate throughout the event. After Ash had completed his super long Pokemon journey, he had started doing commentary, commentating each and every event. Ash was very popular as a commentator, not just a Pokemon legend. "The event will commence in a few hours! Good luck to all teams!"

Ash left as the participants resumed talking to one another.

"The two of us can do this! Right, Red?" Red's mother said, looking at her son.

Red nodded.

End of Chapter 1

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Two hours later...

"Hello, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the 35th edition of the Super Mario Kart event! I'm Ash, and these are my commentating partners, Emily (Overwatch), Yuli (Ronin Warriors), Farore (Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages/Seasons), and Bowsette (Super Mario Bros. series; Bowser's 100% female version)! The race will start in an hour, so be sure to keep track of time!" Ash said, doing commentating, sitting next to his commentating partners. The crowd, over 50,000 humans and non-humans, were very pumped for this event.

Emily had taken part of this series since the beginning, with Widowmaker (Overwatch) being her partner. But during Cynthia and Dawn's dominance, Emily and Widowmaker had decided to permanently retire from competing, Emily wanted to commentate with Ash, Bowsette, and Farore, and Widowmaker had become a talent agent. Also, Emily had began to hold a grudge towards Cynthia and Dawn, making bias comments against them. How many events had Emily and Widowmaker won together? Two. Emily and Widowmaker's friends, Tracer (Overwatch) and Mei (Overwatch), were currently the owners of Super Mario Kart, after the former owner, Princess Rosalina (Super Mario Bros. series), had stepped down.

Yuli, who had begun commentating four events ago, was a longtime friend of Mia and Cye. He was infamous for his loud, whiny, and annoying voice, especially during the last event, where Mia and Cye had dominated the entire race, with him supporting his friends all the way. Bowsette, who had always hated Mario, Luigi, Peach, and Daisy for obvious reasons, had commentated with Ash since the beginning of Super Mario Kart, always going up against her enemies. Farore used to partner up with Ralph (Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages), Nayru's childhood friend, until she had started her commentating career after the eleventh event.

"I hope to bloody God that Cynthia and Dawn don't win!" Emily said.

"Oh, yes they will!" Ash said.

"You're just saying that because they're bloody Pokemon characters! Biased fool!" Emily said.

"The reason I'm saying it is because they know how to work together as a team!" Ash said.

"Then, how come they've failed to get the most points from the previous event, letting Cye and Mia beat them!?" Emily asked.

"They were outmatched by hungrier opponents, but that's not an excuse! Mia and Cye were clearly the better team!" Ash replied.

"Cye and Mia will steamroll this event!" Yuli said.

"Din and Nayru will find a way to win the whole thing!" Farore said.

"THOSE TWO!? AHAHAHAHAHAHA! You're crazy," Yuli said.

"Piss off, Yuli! Your friends were super lucky to win that last event! I hope they get embarassed hard!" Farore said.

"I have them winning second, but I'll go with Brigitte and Ingrid!" Emily said.

"You're sticking with Overwatch characters, and yet, you're calling me biased? They won't stand a chance, finishing last place!" Ash said.

"I doubt that they would finish last, Ash, but I agree with one projected finish!" Yuli said.

"Which duo?" Ash asked.

"Red and his mom!" Yuli replied.

"I have them finishing 8th!" Ash said.

"That's way too high, Ash!" Bowsette said.

"Your projected finish for the duo, Bowsette?" Ash asked, deadpanning.

"11th!" Bowsette replied.

"So predictable!" Ash said.

"Mario/Luigi and Peach/Daisy won't finish 12th and 13th, Bowsette!" Farore said.

"Every time her enemies participate in an event, she picks them to finish 12th or 13th place!" Ash said.

"Who's your duo to win the event, Bowsette?" Emily asked.

"Ragyo and Nui!" Bowsette replied.

"THEM!?" Ash, Emily, Yuli, and Farore shouted in unison, shocked.

"Those creeps!? Have you heard about the messed-up stuff they've done in their own universe!?" Ash asked.

"Yeah, but I don't agree with their actions, especially Ragyo's. Still, they're my top picks!" Bowsette replied.

"Have you placed a bet on them, Bowsette?" Yuli asked.

"Hell no! Betting isn't my thing!" Bowsette replied.

"Viewers, never bet anywhere, ESPECIALLY at this place's "Elite Bet"! Elite Bet's owner is nice, but most of the bettors, bettors that aren't Cynthia x Dawn fans, there are straight up assholes, especially that one Overwatch character most people hate!" Farore said.

Elite Bet...

"Has everything placed their bets!?" Phoebe (Pokemon), the friendly owner, asked everything. Then, everybody, except for one person, said "Yes!", "Yeah!", and other similar replies in unison. The place looked very clean and nice, with pink flower paintings and cash all over it.

"What about you, mister?" Katherine (Pokemon) asked the asshole Overwatch character, with Blossom (Pokemon), Linnea (Pokemon), and Kali (Pokemon), her Furisode friends, by her side.

"Piss off," Hanzo (Overwatch) replied coldly, glaring at the Furisode girls, scaring them. Who did Hanzo pick to win this time?

End of Chapter 2

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An hour later...

"The event's about to begin, folks!" Ash said excitingly

Three... two... one... GO! Ragyo and Nui boosted their way to 1st place, but the majority of the audience booed the living hell out of them. However, one-hundred and twenty-nine fans of theirs, mostly male, cheered for them, due to their alluring and beautiful looks.

"The crowd's already pissed off, but I do not blame them one bit!" Emily said.

"That's because they want to see Mia and Cye taking the lead instead of those two freaks!" Yuli said as Ragyo and Nui collected an item box.

"Peach and Daisy just touched a double item box!" Ash said as Mario/Luigi, Lightning/Serah, and Brigitte/Ingrid touched a single item box.

Nui activated the Fire Flower item, using the fireball backwards. Mario/Luigi, Brigitte/Ingrid, and Red/Red's mom got hit, but Peach/Daisy and Cye/Mia dodged them as Cynthia/Dawn went through a boost to gain extra speed. Daisy initiated the Bullet Bill item, causing her and Peach to transform into a giant Bullet Bill and go extremely fast. And with that, they targeted Ragyo and Nui, and the latter two ended up in 12th place.

"HELL YEAH! AWESOME!" Ash shouted as the crowd cheered for Daisy and Peach.

"That was nothing!" Bowsette yelled.

"They needed that, although the race ain't over yet!" Farore said.

"First place, baby!" Peach yelled with joy.

"Let us keep this up, Peach!" Daisy said.

"Damn it, Ragyo, drive faster!" Nui cried in a very annoying tone.

"We have enough driving left, dear Nui," Ragyo said calmly, angry.

Cye/Mia got a double item box, which contained two triple mushroom items! The duo wasted all of them as Mai and Videl began to argue with each other, after Nayru attacked them, Cynthia/Dawn, and Mamoru/Chibiusa with the Triple Red Shell item.

"YES! FIRST PLACE!" Yuli shrieked as Cye/Mia went past Peach/Daisy.

"Christ, your voice is so annoying!" Farore said.

"Oh, shut up!" Yuli said.

"Lap two! We can do this!" Cye said.

"Peach and Daisy are far from us, Cye!" Mia said, looking back.

"Take that!" Red's mom said as she assaulted Korra/Asami with a Boomerang Flower. Then, she used it two more times against Shantae/Risky Boots and Mario/Luigi as she and Red climbed to 4th place, a good sign for the biggest underdogs. But suddenly, Red/Red's mom and almost every competitor got struck by the Lightning item, which was occured by Lightning, ironically. "Dang it!"

Lightning/Serah squashed Red/Red's mom, Din/Nayru, and Peach/Daisy, putting themselves to second place. Ragyo and Nui got the star item! Uh-oh! After activating it, the evil duo began to attack their spotted opponents while climbing up the standings. A lot of humans and non-humans hated seeing that moment.

"Impressive," Bowsette said, cleaning her fingernails.

"They won't bloody win! Worthless freaks!" Emily said.

Ragyo and Nui ended up at third place as Ingrid stunned Shantae and Risky Boots with the Spiny Shell item, arguably one of the most annoying battle items ever. Cye/Mia, still in first place, barely dodged one of Din and Nayru's Triple Red Shell items as Mario/Luigi went toe to toe with Ragyo/Nui, fighting for fouth place. Then, Din hit Lightning and Serah with the second shell. Din used the final shell, finally hitting Cye and Mia. Then, she and Nayru reached first.

"FIRST PLACE! FIRST PLACE! ORACLE REPRESENT!" Farore screamed like a total fangirl.

"The match still ain't bloody over yet, Farore!" Emily said.

"Brigitte and Ingrid won't win the whole thing, you ugly freckled-face bitch!" Farore yelled.

Nui and Ragyo taunted Luigi, blowing him kisses. But Luigi responded, giving Nui and Ragyo the usual mean look, also giving them the finger. That shocked the creepy Kill La Kill characters. That scene was caught live, hence why many people were currently going super crazy over the popular and beloved Luigi.

"Classic Luigi!" Ash said.

"I'm glad he had done it against them!" Yuli said.

Now, Luigi surprised Nui and Ragyo, attacking them with fireballs. Third place for Mario and Luigi!

"Final lap!" Din and Nayru said in unison.

Mai and Videl used one Bullet Bill, getting to fifth place! Then, another one! First place for them! A major shocker! Videl and Mai had become the first duo to collect two Bullet Bill items from the double box item, a rare feat!

"HOLY CRAP! THAT'S THE FIRST TIME I'VE EVER SAW THAT!" Ash shouted as Mai and Videl high-fived each other.

"At least my enemies aren't the first ones to accomplish the feat!" Bowsette said.

"History in the making, folks!" Emily said.

Chibiusa and Mamoru escaped from last place, after temporary blinding Korra and Asami with the Blooper item. Then, they reached past Red/Red's mom and Cynthia/Dawn, with the latter two surprisingly struggling throughout the first match. Cye/Mia and Din/Nayru fought against each other, trying to get twelve points, a.k.a. first place. Brigitte and Ingrid suddenly got into the mix, after using a boost and a single mushroom!

"The mother-daughter duo are getting closer!" Emily said.

"Shut up, Emily!" Bowsette said.

"But, wait! It appears that Mai and Videl are trying to win first place!" Farore said as Mai and Videl tried their best to get past Brigitte/Ingrid, Cye/Mia, and Din/Nayru.

"They were arguing at first! But now, they're working together as a team, and I like that!" Ash said.

Cye and Mia suddenly got a Bullet Bill! They got past Din and Nayru, then they claimed first place as they crossed through the finish line. The crowd cheered the hell out of them, but Yuli acted like a total fanboy, annoying the crap out of his commentating partners. Din and Nayru finished second, Brigitte and Ingrid finished third, Mai and Videl finished fourth, and then everybody else went through the line.

"Awesome race! 100%!" Yuli said.

"You're just saying 100% because your friends won!" Bowsette stated the truth.

"That's not true!" Yuli cried.

"I wouldn't say 100%, but it was packed with action and drama!" Ash said.

"Especially the Luigi part! It'll be forever remembered!" Farore said.

"Third place is good enough for Ingrid and Brigitte, but they'll have to stay confident to get the big prize!" Emily said.

"You're doing it again!" Ash sang.

"Screw off, Ash!" Emily scowled.

Elite Bet...

A lot, and I mean a lot of Cynthia and Dawn fans got pissed off, after the way how the duo performed in the first race, but some others got mad, too, after seeing their favorites finish 7th or lower. However, fans of the 1st-6th place duos got happy that their favorites didn't end up in 7th or lower, especially Lady Kayura (Ronin Warriors), arguably the luckiest bettor today. Speaking of lucky, she had betted the total amount of points from the five previous winners, getting extra money.

"Hmph..." Hanzo said.

"What's wrong, Hanzo? Unlucky as usual? You should've picked Cye and Mia like I, and many others, did! And here's something that's optional. If they win the event with 87 points, I get extra cash! But with or without the extra cash, I am better than you and everybody else! Instead of betting, you're better off staying in that hellhole known as the Overwatch universe!" Lady Kayura said, acting like a total bitch. When Lady Kayura was possessed and evil in the past, in her own universe, she had acted much more of a total bitch.

"Bitch..." Hanzo said, turning around.

Finish:

1st: Cye and Mia

2nd: Din and Nayru

3rd: Brigitte and Ingrid

4th: Mai and Videl

5th: Mario and Luigi

6th: Ragyo and Nui

7th: Lightning and Serah

8th: Peach and Daisy

9th: Mamoru and Chibiusa

10th: Shantae and Risky Boots

11th: Korra and Asami

12th: Red and Red's mom

13th: Cynthia and Dawn

Total points:

12: Cye and Mia

11: Din and Nayru

10: Brigitte and Ingrid

9: Mai and Videl

8: Mario and Luigi

7: Ragyo and Nui

6: Lightning and Serah

5: Peach and Daisy

4: Mamoru and Chibiusa

3: Shantae and Risky Boots

2: Korra and Asami

1: Red and Red's mom

0: Cynthia and Dawn

End of Chapter 3

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Cheep Cheep Beach...

Track number two, one of the shortest tracks ever! The commentators and Mario Kart Stadium audience could see the competitors from several giant titantrons. Cheep Cheep Beach and almost every track weren't always track number two to seven. Only Mario Kart Stadium, the first track, and Rainbow Road, the eight final track, were the only two mandatory tracks in every event; the others tracks could be picked at a random order.

Three... two... one.... GO! Korra/Asami got off to a quick and fast start, jumping up to first place. Then, they drove through a turbo boost before before launched into sand. The duo collected the star item, but despite being ahead of their opponents, they used it, just to gain more speed while being temporary invincible.

"Get start for them!" Bowsette said as Ragyo/Nui, Red/Red's mom, and Peach/Daisy got a Triple Green Shell item, Golden Mushroom item, and a Bob-omb item, respectively.

"They'll choke as usual! Bloody choke artists!" Emily said as Red and Red's mom drove past almost every opponent.

"Mario, Luigi, Peach, and Daisy are the real choke artists!" Bowsette said as Ragyo and Nui slowed down Chibiusa/Mamoru, Cye/Mia, and Mai/Videl with their items.

"Because they've won a total of four events despite being star characters of the Super Mario Bros. franchise, right?" Yuli asked.

"Duh," Bowsette replied as Korra and Asami reached lap two.

"You all wanna know who also chokes a lot? Chibiusa and Mamoru! They had dominated the 15th event, gaining a total of 93 points, the second-most points in history! But after that memorable event, they've failed to get a total of 70 points or above, always finishing 5th place or worse!" Farore reminded as Red and Red's mom got behind Korra and Asami.

"They should learn from their past mistakes by now!" Ash said as Daisy blew up Cynthia and Dawn with the same Bob-omb item.

The biggest underdogs used a Bullet Bill, helping them get to first place! Serah used the rare Super Horn item against Shantae/Risky Boots and Din/Nayru, slowing them down and blocking Ingrid's upcoming Red Shell item. Red/Red's mom touched an item box, claiming a Bullet Bill! But Asami suddenly used her Boo item, stealing the unused Bullet Bill! Now, they went into first place again as the crowd went crazy over that moment.

"Man, that's gotta sting for Red and Red's mom!" Yuli said as Cye/Mia reached third.

"But remember, Korra and Asami are bloody choke artists! They'll mess up eventually!" Emily said.

"But how are Ingrid and Brigitte doing, Emily?" Yuli asked as Korra and Asami reached the final lap.

"They're not in last place, but they need to step it up!" Emily replied.

Cynthia and Dawn drove past Shantae and Risky Boots, escaping last place. But Risky Boots suddenly initiated the star item! Then, Shantae hit Cynthia and Dawn before blitzing through several of her opponents! Afterwards, Nayru threw a Red Shell backwards, lowering Cynthia and Dawn's chances of finishing 12th place or better. That moment upsetted many people.

Korra and Asami avoided all of Red's Triple Red Shells! But shortly after that lucky moment, Red's mom activated the Lightning item, and the mother-son duo got into first again! Korra and Asami gained the Mushroom and Triple Bananas items before using both and getting into first place. But Red and Red's mom grabbed the Triple Mushroom item, dodged all three bananas, and then used them, regaining the lead! Cye and Mia got past Korra and Asami with the Bullet Bill item as Red and Red's mom finished first!

"THE BIGGEST UNDERDOGS EARN TWELVE POINTS! THE BIGGEST UNDERDOGS EARN TWELVE POINTS!" Ash shouted like hell as the other participants, minus Cynthia and Dawn, reached towards the finish line.

"DAMN THOSE TWO! They have no business finishing 1st!" Yuli whined.

"Be quiet, ya whining brat!" Ash said as Cynthia and Dawn finally crossed through the finish line.

"Cye and Mia won't win, people! Ya heard it hear first!" Emily said.

"Brigitte and Ingrid won't win, either!" Farore said.

"It ain't their fault that those bloody Oracle friends of yours collapsed at the total points standings!" Emily said.

"The hell with Din and Nayru! I've never liked them!" Bowsette said.

Elite Bet...

The Cynthia/Dawn crew's sadness grew bigger than ever! However, almost everyone got extremely upset and pissed at Red and Red's mom for finishing 1st place instead of 13th. Only Hanzo, Lady Kayura, and a few others weren't upset over Red and Red's mom winning 1st place. Hanzo said, "Angry Cynthia/Dawn morons. Your beloved dykes aren't mathematically eliminated yet.", getting an extra amount of heat for his asshole behavior and homophobic remark.

Finish:

1st: Red and Red's mom

2nd: Cye and Mia

3rd: Korra and Asami

4th: Mai and Videl

5th: Lightning and Serah

6th: Mario and Luigi

7th: Ragyo and Nui

8th: Shantae and Risky Boots

9th: Mamoru and Chibiusa

10th: Brigitte and Ingrid

11th: Peach and Daisy

12th: Din and Nayru

13th: Cynthia and Dawn

Total points:

23: Cye and Mia

18: Mai and Videl

15: Mario and Luigi

14: Lightning and Serah

13: Brigitte and Ingrid

13: Ragyo and Nui

13: Red and Red's mom

12: Korra and Asami

12: Din and Nayru

8. Mamoru and Chibiusa

8: Shantae and Risky Boots

7: Peach and Daisy

0: Cynthia and Dawn

End of Chapter 4

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Twisted Mansion...

Not only was Twisted Mansion spooky as hell, but it was large. Twisted Mansion was a very common track throughout Super Mario Kart's history, with it being used in twenty-six events. Because of its scary image and nature, many Super Mario Kart fans had wanted Twisted Mansion to be permanently banned.

Three... two... one... GO! The biggest underdogs, also known as Red and Red's mom, launched off fast, remaining in first place! Mia yelled, "We cannot let those damn underdogs get twelve points again!", as Chibiusa/Mamoru drove past her and Cye. Red/Red's mom touched the double item box, but each contained a Banana item, a disappointment. Red's mom used the item anyway, but the opponents behind them dodged the items as Din/Nayru obtained a Potted Piranha Plant item. However, the struggling Cynthia/Dawn duo slipped into one, causing more frustration from the two and their thousands of fans.

"It looks like Cynthia and Dawn are in an unfortunate slump! They need to snap out of it and act like the old them!" Ash said as Nayru successfully attacked and harassed Ragyo and Nui with the Potted Piranha Plant weapon.

"Their unfair dominance between event 25 and 33 was absolutely disgusting, a disgrace to sports! I'm glad that they're embarrassing themselves right now!" Emily ranted as Cye/Mia and Chibiusa/Mamoru fought for second.

Brigitte/Ingrid got two Bob-omb items! Ingrid wrecked Mai and Videl with one, then Peach and Daisy with the other one as Mamoru and Chibiusa passed Cye and Mia, after Chibiusa used a Green Shell against them. Ragyo got revenge, smacking Mario and Luigi with the Spiny Shell. But Videl stunned the strange duo with the Super Horn afterwards.

"So good so far, this race!" Bowsette said.

"The father-daughter duo are almost ahead of the biggest underdogs!" Farore said, after Chibiusa used a Mushroom.

"What's wrong, Yuli, you bloody brat!? Why haven't you said anything yet!?" Emily asked as the mother-son combo became the first duo to reach the second lap.

"Sometimes, It's hard to think of something cool to say during an awesome race, no matter how any participant perform!" Yuli replied as Korra and Asami avoided Lightning and Serah's Triple Bananas.

"Liar! The reason you've kept your mouth shut is because Cye and Mia aren't in first or second place!" Emily said.

"YESSSSSSSSSSSS! BULLET BILL TIME! IN YOUR FACE, EMILY!" Yuli screeched as Cye and Mia blitzed through their Bullet Bill item.

"Whatever, Yuli!" Emily said as the Ronin Warriors characters reached second place.

"Cynthia and Dawn are using the Golden Mushroom! That's a HUGE break for them!" Ash said as the Girlpowershipping duo went past Peach and Daisy.

"FIRST PLACE! YEAH!" Yuli shouted as Cye and Mia used the Triple Mushroom and avoided some annoying obstacles to reach first.

"Red and Red's mom haven't collected any speed boost item as of late, hence why they're in second!" Farore said as Cynthia and Dawn activated their second item, the Bullet Bill.

"The Girlpower duo are back in business!" Ash said as Cynthia and Dawn ran over Shantae/Risky Boots, Mario/Luigi, Korra/Asami, and Ragyo/Nui.

"Would Cynthia and Dawn fully bounce back with a 1st place victory? Find out!" Farore said as Mia attempted to assault Red and Red's mom with fireballs.

"STAR POWER!" Ash shouted as Cynthia and Dawn bounced back some more with the Star item.

"Now, they're in third place!" Bowsette said as most people in the Mario Kart Stadium audience chanted "Girlpowershipping".

"Viewers, the crowd from the usual stadium are chanting the hell out of Cynthia and Dawn's shipping nickname! They're trying to make a hell of a comeback victory!" Ash said.

"Final lap!" Yuli said as his best friends reached the last lap.

Peach and Daisy remained at the bottom, while competitors between 4th-12th fought against each other. Two Triple Mushroom items from Cynthia and Dawn! The female characters used all of them, hopping themselves to first place! Lots and lots of people, viewers, audience, and bettors combined, went very ballistic, a super crazy and positive reaction over one scene.

"DAMN!" Yuli cursed very loud, slamming the announcer's table.

But a few moments later, Mia revealed a Bullet Bill item. Then, she used it as Red's mom used a Star item. Cye and Mia hit Cynthia and Dawn, then Red and Red's mom also hit Cynthia and Dawn as the later duo's fans jeered the living hell out of Cye/Mia and the biggest underdogs. To make things worse for Cynthia and Dawn, Mai and Videl wasted their Spiny Shell item against the two. Next, almost every duo went past Cynthia and Dawn.

"Well, that's it for them!" Ash said.

"Karma's a bitch!" Emily said.

Shantae and Risky Boots made a surprising appearance halfway through the final lap as Peach and Daisy past through Cynthia and Dawn! Shantae tried to attack Mai and Videl with fireballs. Mai/Videl dodged them, but they ended up crashing towards an obstacle instead! Cye and Mia finished 1st place, while Red and Red's mom got 2nd place. Despite finishing 3rd place, Shantae and Risky Boots smiled, showing a sign of them possibly getting along.

"And that is it for Twisted Mansion! But unfortunately for you Girlpower lovers, Cynthia and Dawn have finished 13th place, again!" Farore said.

"Serves those bloody bitches right!" Emily said.

"I'm not gonna lie, Emily, but most fans of this series are starting to hate you for dislike Girlpowershipping!" Yuli said.

"I don't give a fuck! It's their idols' fault for performing so badly!" Emily said.

"Wait, did you just say the F word!?" Ash asked.

"Yeah, and!? I can say whatever the hell I want to say, goddamnit!" Emily replied.

"That's the first time a commentator has ever said the F word!" Farore said.

"True, but I'm glad to hear it from one of you! Commentators should swear more!" Bowsette said.

"Well, I just wanna say that Cye and Mia FUCKING rule!" Yuli said.

"Piss off! I hope they choke hard during the final track!" Emily said.

Finish:

1st: Cye and Mia

2nd: Red and Red's mom

3rd: Shantae and Risky Boots

4th: Mai and Videl

5th: Din and Nayru

6th: Mamoru and Chibiusa

7th: Mario and Luigi

8th: Lightning and Serah

9th: Korra and Asami

10th: Ragyo and Nui

11th: Brigitte and Ingrid

12th: Peach and Daisy

13th: Cynthia and Dawn

Total points:

35: Cye and Mia

27: Mai and Videl

24: Red and Red's mom

21: Mario and Luigi

20: Din and Nayru

19: Lightning and Serah

18: Shantae and Risky Boots

16: Korra and Asami

16: Ragyo and Nui

15: Brigitte and Ingrid

15: Mamoru and Chibiusa

8: Peach and Daisy

0: Cynthia and Dawn

End of Chapter 5

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Elite Bet...

"Betting is very difficult, Phoebe..." Princess Clara (Drawn Together) said to Phoebe in a frustrating tone. Clara had betted for Daisy and Peach, due to the latter two being princesses like her. However, that was only the case in this event only; Clara had been in this place since the fifth event, being a very common bettor.

"You had succeed before, Clara, but I doubt you and other Peach/Daisy bettors would win. The chances of them making a miraculous comeback are 3 to 15 percent. Cye and Mia will likely win, Mai and Videl almost look like a threat for the big prize, Red and his mom are surprisingly in the current top 3 and doing fairly well, and the others are fighting it out! But what the hell is wrong with Cynthia and Dawn?" Phoebe said.

"The same competitors that had won nine of the last ten events? I do not know. If I had already betted for them, I'd give up right now and prepare for the 36th event," Clara said. "No, wait! You think they're purposing losing, to give a non-Cynthia/Dawn bettor a chance?"

"Participants intentionally losing for bettors isn't illegal here, but I don't think Cynthia and Dawn would ever do that!" Phoebe replied.

Mount Wario...

Mount Wario's design was good overall, but some participants before event number 35 had found it pretty annoying to go through. Of all the current teams in this event, only Mario/Luigi, Peach/Daisy, Cynthia/Dawn, Mamoru/Chibiusa, and Korra/Asami had experienced this course a lot, especially Mario and Luigi.

Three... two... one... GO! All racers drove off a ramp from the large plane hovering over the top of the mountain, then they landed on a path at the summit of the mountain. Mai and Videl got first place, but Peach/Daisy immediately got a star before using and waltzing their way to first place. Ragyo/Nui, 13th place, only grabbed the double item box, Triple Bananas and a Red Shell. However, all items worked, with Red/Red's mom, Mario/Luigi, Cye/Mia, and Brigitte/Ingrid being victimized.

"The pain against them was so... fascinating!" Ragyo said.

"It sure was! Tee-hee!" Nui said as she and Ragyo went past Chibiusa and Mamoru.

Cynthia and Dawn obtained the Crazy Eight item, possessing a Coin, Green Shell, Red Shell, Banana, Mushroom, Star, Blooper, and Bob-omb at the same time! The Crazy Eight item was arguably the rarest item ever; it was seen in thirteen events, including this one. However, the only very useful item was the Star. Cynthia/Dawn wasted the first four items before activating the Star, almost reaching third place, battling it out against Korra and Asami.

Dawn threw the blooper against Korra and Asami, then the Bob-omb, wrecking them so bad, hopping to third place with her girlfriend. Most of the crowd from the usual place, most viewers, and most bettors got back into the race as Cynthia and Dawn went past Mai and Videl for second place.

"Friendly reminder: Cynthia and Dawn aren't officially eliminated from winning the big prize yet!" Yuli said.

"They're looking strong right now!" Ash said.

"But still have a long ass way to go!" Bowsette said.

"They've come back a lot during their nine-event winning streak! But this one!? Not a damn chance!" Emily said as Mario threw the Boomerang Flower towards Red and Red's mom.

"Looks like Red and Red's mom's underdog magic has run out already. They're in dead la- BULLET BILL ACTION FROM DIN AND NAYRU! YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT! CLIMB UP!" Farore said.

"Red and Red's mom have gained some Mario Kart experience, Farore! They won't allow themselves to stay in last place!" Ash said as Din and Nayru creeped up behind Korra and Asami.

"Cye and Mia have a comfortable eight point advantage over Mai and Videl, but they need a few 1st or 2nd place finishes and three Mai/Videl meltdown finishes to get a large lead before the last two tracks!" Yuli said as Ingrid hurled many fireballs at Lightning/Serah and Shantae/Risky Boots.

"Red and Red's mom have 24 points, currently the third most! But unless they bounce back with a 1st or 2nd place finish, they, along with a mega Mai/Videl collapse, will lose track of Cye and Mia, allowing your friends to get a bigger lead after this race!" Emily said as Cynthia/Dawn and Peach/Daisy touched lap two.

"THAT'S THE SECOND CONSECUTIVE STAR ITEM FOR CHIBIUSA AND MAMORU! LOOK AT THOSE SAILOR MOON CHARACTERS GO!" Ash said as Mamoru and Chibiusa put themselves in the top five.

"Ouch!" Bowsette said as Nui hurled a Green Shell towards Mamoru and Chibiusa.

"That's a bad moment to experience after a lucky moment!" Yuli said.

"At least Din and Nayru are still dancing in the top three, but they really need Mai/Videl, Red/Red's mom, Mario/Luigi, and especially Cye/Mia to finish 10th-13th place!" Farore said as Mia commenced the Golden Mushroom item.

"Speaking of the latter two, they're going fast, something they need!" Bowsette said.

"They definitely do!" Yuli strongly agreed.

A Bullet Bill and Triple Mushrooms for Red and Red's mom! Red's mom used them, then the Triple Mushrooms! However, they only past through Mario/Luigi and Lightning/Serah. Mia suddenly unleashed the Lightning item, not a good moment for the other racers! Moments later, Mia and Cye reached third place!

"Man, 80% of the crowd REALLY hates Cye and Mia!" Farore said as most of the crowd heavily went against Mia and Cye.

"Wait, I thought half of them were Cye and Mia fans!" Bowsette said as Mario and Luigi got out of last place.

"Although Cye and Mia has a massive and strong following after event 34, Cynthia and Dawn fans STILL outnumber their fans! That's friggin' insane!" Yuli reminded as the top two reached the last lap.

"Ah!" Bowsette said.

Mia slipped Din and Nayru with the Banana item as Red and Red's mom bounced back with a Bullet Bill! Then, the mother-son combo drove past Din and Nayru as Ragyo prepared herself to use a Red Shell against Din and Nayru! Ragyo used it! 4th place for her and Nui! Cye/Mia, Nui/Ragyo, Cynthia/Dawn, and Red's mom/Red battled it out, with opponents below them struggling! Cynthia and Dawn touched a double item box, which contained two Triple Red Shells! Dawn wasted all six, but Dawn only managed to hit Ragyo and Nui.

"Oh, man!" Nui whined as Ragyo got pissed.

Ha! What a big fail from Dawn!" Emily said as Peach and Daisy got into fourth place.

"Aim better, Dawn!" Cynthia yelled at her own girlfriend.

"You don't have to yell at me like that!" Dawn yelled back.

"Then, get better, damn it!" Cynthia cursed, adding more insult to injury.

"CYNTHIA!" Dawn cried, glaring at Cynthia.

Red's mom took advantage of the bad Cynthia/Dawn moment, hitting them with a Shiny Shell. That made Cye and Mia reach first. After Red and Red's mom drove past Cynthia and Dawn, Red's mom gave the latter two the finger, loving this event a lot more than before. The offensive gesture shocked Cynthia and Dawn, but also made them angrier than ever. The Kanto relatives dodged Mia's Green Shell as Peach and Daisy went past the struggling top favorites. Then, Red and Red's mom got an item as Cynthia and Dawn collapsed so greatly.

"SURPRISE, BITCHES!" Red's mom shouted, using a Bullet Bill!

First place for them! Second place for Peach and Daisy! Mai and Videl got in fourth place, but they ran out of time as Red and Red's mom obtained 12th points! Second place for Peach and Daisy, third place for Cye and Mia, fourth place for Mai and Videl, fifth place for Ragyo and Nui, and the rest went through the line.

"I shouldn't be too pissed, though! Mia and Cye will remain in 1st on total points!" Yuli said.

"Not for long!" Emily said.

""Not for long!"?! Would Brigitte and Ingrid be able to get twelve points in a row!? I don't think so!" Yuli said.

"Sorry, Emily, but they have a 5% chance of winning it all," Ash said.

"As long as Cye/Mia, Ragyo/Nui, Din/Nayru, and Cynthia/Dawn don't win the whole thing, I'm fine!" Emily said.

"Cynthia/Dawn!? They're chances are like 1%!" Farore said.

"I've already picked them, but Ragyo and Nui aren't winning it!" Bowsette said.

"Who the hell wants to see a tall and ugly lesbo creep and her annoying girlfriend win it all!? Nobody!" Yuli said.

"I'm surfing through Twitter right now, and it appears that Nui and Ragyo have plenty of fans!" Ash said.

"REALLY!? I feel extremely bad for their families and friends!" Yuli said.

"And I feel bad for any bloody schmuck that likes you as a commentator!" Emily said.

"Damn, Emily... Burn," Farore said.

"I hate you, Emily!" Yuli said.

"I hate you, too!" Emily said.

Finish:

1st: Red and Red's mom

2nd: Peach and Daisy

3rd: Cye and Mia

4th: Mai and Videl

5th: Ragyo and Nui

6th: Mamoru and Chibiusa

7th: Brigitte and Ingrid

8th: Din and Nayru

9th: Lightning and Serah

10th: Shantae and Risky Boots

11th: Korra and Asami

12th: Mario and Luigi

13th: Cynthia and Dawn

Total points:

45: Cye and Mia

37: Red and Red's mom

36: Mai and Videl

25: Din and Nayru

24: Ragyo and Nui

23: Lightning and Serah

22: Mario and Luigi

22: Mamoru and Chibiusa

21: Shantae and Risky Boots

21: Brigitte and Ingrid

19: Peach and Daisy

18: Korra and Asami

0: Cynthia and Dawn

End of Chapter 6

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Elite Bet...

"A lot of people are leaving!" Kali stated the obvious as lot of disgruntled, angry, and heartbroken bettors left Elite Bet.

"It's a good thing that we didn't bet on Cynthia and Dawn, but what the heck is up with those two?" Katherine asked.

"And why the heck are Red and Red's mom gaining many points!?" Blossom asked.

"I have no clue, but I feel really bad for Cynthia and Dawn fans! They've come all the way to this universe, and they get nothing in return!" Linnea said.

"They all deserve to commit seppuku, the unsophisticated inhumans," Hanzo said, then almost everybody glanced at him.

"That's messed up!" Katherine said.

"It's Hanzo. He's always like this!" Lady Kayura said.

"I refuse to change for you morons," Hanzo said.

"Phoebe, kick Hanzo out already! He's making mean comments again, and everybody hates him!" Clara said, then everybody strongly agreed with her, even though most of them were almost as toxic and mean as Hanzo.

"Hypocritical, gullible simpleton. You've already initiated your racist, anti-semitic, and homophobic behavior on a cancelled reality show called Drawn Together, and now you're pretending that it never happened by calling me bad. You and your pathetic and miserable father should've died with your miserable mother a long time ago, you pathetic excuse of a human being," Hanzo said.

Hurt, Clara started crying before running away.

"Hey, that wasn't nice!" Xandir (Drawn Together) said in an angry tone, having Wooldoor (Drawn Together) and Ling-Ling (Drawn Together), also both angry, by his side. Xandir, Wooldoor, and Ling-Ling had all betted on Korra and Asami, and like many bettors, they were currently having no luck on their side.

"Worthless faggot, currently suffering in an equally insufferable community with brain-dead SJWs and the other faggots," Hanzo continued to act like a major asshole.

"Why, you...!" Xandir yelled, shaking his fist, more angry than ever.

"OH, THAT IS IT! GET OUT! NEVER COME BACK TO THIS PLACE!" Phoebe screamed through the top of her lungs.

"Haven't you forgotten about your own bosses' rule, you foolish, sad worm? If you decide to ban a bettor during an event, they cannot leave until the event ends, and if they win money, they are allowed to earn it," Hanzo said.

"Damn!" Phoebe cursed.

"Always think twice before speaking. Idiot," Hanzo said.

Mario Kart Stadium...

All competitors came back here for a thirty-minute break, a mandatory rule! The pissed off Cynthia immediately walked away from Dawn as most of the crowd jeered the living hell out of Cye, Mia, Red, Red's mom, Mai, and Videl. However, the latter four gained plenty of new fans. Dawn followed Cynthia as the twelve duos began to talk to each other

"Most beings here aren't happy!" Bowsette said.

"But I'm hearing some cheers!" Farore said.

"That's right, people! Cye and Mia rule!" Yuli said.

"I'm suddenly hearing "Red" and "Mom" chants!" Farore said

"That means we really have a cinderella story going on!" Emily said.

"I hope the slippers break!" Yuli said.

"Ah, shut it!" Emily said.

"Bonjour, Emily, mon amour (my love)," Widowmaker said, sitting next to Emily.

"Amelie, cheri (darling)," Emily said, then she and Widowmaker french-kissed.

"YUCK!" Yuli said.

"I don't see anything wrong with some girl on girl action at a live event, Yuli," Ash said.

"It's not that, it's Emily and her ugliness! GROSS!" Yuli said.

Rest dugout...

"Cynthia, why are you like this!?" Dawn asked, being serious. "Speak to me!"

Cynthia turned around, replying, "I'm just frustrated... That's all... I am sorry for acting like a bitch towards you."

Dawn hugged Cynthia, saying, "I forgive you."

"You take the wheel from now," Cynthia said, hugging back.

Outside...

"Cye, Mia, Red, Red's mom, Mai, and Videl! Hello!" DJ Mary (Pokemon), an interviewer, said.

"Hi!" Cye, Mia, Red's mom, Mai, and Videl said in unison.

"I'll start off with the Mouri and Koji Combo team first! Cye and Mia! You two Ronin Warriors characters are currently the top dogs, but it's not a surprise!" DJ Mary said.

"We have a comfortable eight-point lead over Red and Red's mom, with forty-five points! But we have to stay confident and strong! That was our mandatory formula an event ago, and it's still working today!" Cye said.

"Cye's right! We have finished the first half of last year's event with 48, three points ahead of our current score! And as long as we don't go out of character, we will become back to back champs!" Mia said.

"Thanks, you two!" DJ Mary before standing next to Mai and Videl. "Dragon Ball chicks! You girls were projected to finish 11th, a 10% chance of winning it all! How did that change?"

"During the first race, we had realized that we were hurting ourselves by arguing at each other! But after our apologizes towards each other, we've done well, finishing in the top four four straight times!" Mai replied.

"If we don't end up winning the event, we are okay with it because at the end of the day, strong teamwork matters!" Videl said, and Mai nodded.

"Thanks for the response!" DJ Mary said, then she got near Red and Red's mom. "Kanto characters, the biggest underdogs! Experts and non-experts had doubted you duo, projecting ya to finish dead last, with a 0.5% chance of winning the event, the lowest projected percentage chance in Super Mario Kart history! But now, you're in second!"

"Although the event is halfway done, all I have to say is that the ones that doubted us at the beginning can kiss the fattest part of our Kanto asses! Each and every sport, including racing, have an unpredictable nature! They don't revolve around these so-called "experts" and "know-it-alls", and they don't revolve around degenerate bettors, either!" Red's mom said.

"Speaking of bettors, I've got the word that a lot of them left, due to Cynthia and Dawn's bad performance!" DJ Mary said.

"That's because they had force-fed themselves into the predictable bandwagon like the "experts" and "know-it-alls"! Outside of Cynthia and Dawn, the duos below us aren't mathematically done from finishing first! They'll respond by trying their best in next four races, but we ourselves will continue to fight hard until the event is over!" Red's mom said.

"Alright, that's it for me! I'll come back after the final race! Good luck, all of you!" DJ Mary said.

"Thanks, DJ Mary!" Red's mom said, then she glanced at Red. "Let's keep it up, shall we?"

Red nodded.

End of Chapter 7

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Sherbet Land (GCN)...

Sherbet Land was as cold as Mount Wario, but slightly less harder than that course. Also, Sherbet Land was arguably the rarest track, with it only appearing in four events, including this one. Although rare, most SMK fans loved the hell out of this course, due to its amazing design.

Three... two... one... GO! Mai and Videl got first place, but Chibiusa and Mamoru got near them, trying to get first place themselves! After Korra and Asami grabbed an item box, Korra threw a Green Shell, hitting Red and Red's mom! Korra and Asami went past them as Ragyo and Nui got the double item box. Two stars!? Uh-oh! Because of their sweet items, Ragyo and Nui blitzed their way to first place.

"The wrong characters are in first place!" Yuli whined.

"You're almost as bad as them, ya bloody wanker!" Emily said.

"Mia and Cye won't gagner (win) this event, Yuli," Widowmaker said.

"I don't know much french, but it's obvious to me that you don't want them to win!" Yuli said as Ingrid used the Boomerang Flower against Peach and Daisy.

"It looks like Dawn is focusing well!" Bowsette said.

"Dawn hasn't been behind the wheel since event 29, but it's good to see her drive again!" Ash said.

"ORACLE POWER, BABY! YOU GUYS JUST SAW THAT!?" Farore yelled like crazy, after Din attacked Mario/Luigi, Cye/Mia, and Lightning Serah with each Triple Banana.

"Pffft! Weak!" Yuli said.

"Get away from us, you bitches!" Nui cried, failing to hit Korra and Asami with her fireballs.

"HAVE A TASTE OF OUR OWN, BITCH!" Korra screamed, then she smacked the Kill La Kill characters with one fireball.

After driving past them, Asami attacked them with the same weapon as Din and Nayru jumped into second place. Red and Red's mom dropped to last, after an attack from Cynthia and Dawn's Piranha Plant weapon. Shantae and Risky Boots got victimized, too, as Cye and Mia got smacked by Brigitte's Green Shell. Then, Asami and Korra went past lap two.

Dawn used one Mushroom, but she and Cynthia ended up in fifth place as Cye/Mia and Red/Red's mom began to struggle at the bottom half of the standings. Mario and Luigi suddenly got back into it, after using Triple Mushrooms and a Golden Mushroom! But Brigitte initiated her own Golden Mushroom! Mai and Videl got two Bob-ombs! After getting a free speed boost, Mai hurled a Bob-omb towards Ragyo and Nui! That worked! She missed Mario and Luigi, but the latter two ended up being victims of Ingrid's Banana!

"BULLET BILL OUTTA NOWHERE! SHANTAE AND RISKY BOOTS ARE CREEPING UP THE STANDINGS!" Ash yelled.

"This race is so intense!" Widowmaker said.

"It's not..." Yuli sounded very sad because Cye and Mia remained in 13th place.

"Suck it up!" Emily yelled.

"NOW, SHANTAE AND RISKY BOOTS ARE IN 1ST! CAN THEY KEEP IT UP!?" Ash yelled again as Shantae and Risky Boots jumped into first place.

Korra responded, smacking Shantae and Risky Boots with a Red Shell. Cynthia and Dawn's bad luck returned as Mamoru victimized them with a Spiny Shell. But Peach used her Spiny Shell against Cynthia and Dawn as well.

"Cye and Mia aren't in last place anymore!' Yuli shouted in a happy tone.

"But Team Kanto are suddenly speeding up! GO TEAM KANTO!" Ash said as Red's mom used two Triple Mushroom items.

"Last lap for Korra and Asami!" Bowsette said as things just got worse for Cynthia and Dawn.

Korra/Asami, Shantae/Risky Boots, Din/Nayru, Mai/Videl, and Red/Red's mom fought it out against each other, desperately trying to get first place. Luigi occurred his common stare against Cye and Mia, intentionally distracting them, causing them to fall into the abyss.

"Hey, that's cheating!" Yuli whined.

"That doesn't count as cheating, idiot!" Emily said.

"The top five are really battling it out!" Farore said as Cye and Mia returned to the match.

"Korra and Asami are blazing with a Bullet Bill!" Ash said.

"They are! They could win this course!" Bowsette said.

"More extra speed from the two! They've got this 100%!" Ash said.

"They did it!" Farore said as Korra and Asami crossed the finish line. Then, the rest crossed it.

"It's not fair!" Yuli whined again.

"Whiny bitch," Widowmaker said.

"You tell him, honey!" Emily said.

"Viewers, Cynthia and Dawn are offically eliminated from winning the biggest prize," Ash confirmed.

"They're own damn fault," Farore said.

"Thanks to Cye/Mia and Red/Red's mom finishing 11th and 5th, respectively, the standings are a bit more balanced! What will happen next at track six? Stay tuned!" Bowsette said.

Finish:

1st: Korra and Asami

2nd: Shantae and Risky Boots

3rd: Din and Nayru

4th: Mai and Videl

5th: Red and Red's mom

6th: Mamoru and Chibiusa

7th: Peach and Daisy

8th: Brigitte and Ingrid

9th: Mario and Luigi

10th: Lightning and Serah

11th: Cye and Mia

12th: Ragyo and Nui

13th: Cynthia and Dawn

Total points:

47: Cye and Mia

45: Mai and Videl

45: Red and Red's mom

35: Din and Nayru

32: Shantae and Risky Boots

30: Asami and Korra

29: Chibiusa and Mamoru

26: Brigitte and Ingrid

26: Mario and Luigi

26: Lightning and Serah

25: Peach and Daisy

25: Ragyo and Nui

0: Cynthia and Dawn

End of Chapter 8

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"Some fans are leaving the stadium!" Yuli said as upsetted and broken people left the Mario Kart Stadium.

"Good! In case some of you viewers don't know, most Cynthia x Dawn fans on the internet are friggin' cancer! One negative opinion towards the pairings, and the fantards will make false accusations against their targets, calling them criminals in any type of way!" Emily said.

"Wow, I never knew that..." Ash said.

"Fanfiction.net, Tumblr, Rule34, and some other sites related to fanfiction and Rule34! I'm glad karma is affecting that bloody pair and their bloody fans so greatly!" Emily said.

"I'm also against them, after what they've done to the Super Mario Kart business," Widowmaker said.

"Glad I learned something new!" Bowsette said.

"Yeah, me, too!" Farore said.

"Rule34 material? I can't believe anybody would draw ugly fictional characters like Emily! Ewww!" Yuli said.

"Keep calling me names! See what happens!" Emily said.

Dolphin Shoals...

A mega fan favorite track. Before Rosalina's retirement, 95% of the fans had wanted it to be a mandatory track like Mario Kart Stadium and Rainbow Road, but Rosalina declined their wish. But despite Rosalina's permanent retirement, Tracer and Mei had also declined the same wish.

Three... two... one... GO! Ragyo and Nui got another quick start! Double item box for the two! Items? Two Golden Mushroom items for them!? Yikes! They used the first one, avoiding Red's incoming Green Shell. Ragyo activated the other Golden Mushroom, and she and Nui got bigger advantage, way ahead of their opponents.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I HATE THEM AND THEY'RE CREEPY!" Yuli whined.

"Man, Cye and Mia are still struggling!" Ash said as Korra whacked Peach and Daisy with a Red Shell.

"Either they're in collapse/choke mode or purposely trying to help a bettor by getting the right total amount of points after the final track!" Emily said.

"Yuli, do you Cye, and Mia know anybody that bets?" Ash asked as Luigi went crazy against Brigitte/Ingrid, Din/Nayru, Chibiusa/Mamoru, Korra/Asami, Cynthia/Dawn, and Mai/Videl with two Fire Flower items.

"Luigi's ballistic!" Farore said as Ragyo and Nui continue to dominate the race with the Triple Mushroom item.

"Just Lady Kayura, Ash! Luck was on her side during the last five events, betting on the total amount of points from the 1st place winners. But today, she had picked Cye and Mia to win 1st place and finish with 87 points," Yuli replied.

"Kayura lied!" Bowsette said, going through Lady Kayura's Twitter page on her android phone.

"She did?" Yuli said as Ragyo and Nui already reached the second lap.

"According to one of her tweets several hours ago, she had planned on pretending to bet on the total number, "eighty-seven", for Cye and Mia, to mess with other bettors' and other people's minds, due to Cye and Mia's performance in the last event," Bowsette said.

"Yeah, they're definitely pretending to struggle for Kayura," Emily said as Ragyo and Nui furthered the damage with a Bullet Bill.

"The friggin' bloody Kill La Kill creeps just won't stop!" Farore said.

"If true, then Cye and Mia should be ashamed of themselves!" Yuli said as Red and Red's mom went through lap two.

"Not true," Widowmaker said, looking at Cye's tweet.

"Not true?" Yuli said as Lightning and Serah wrecked the hell out of Mario/Luigi, Shantae/Risky Boots, and Cye/Mia with the Star item.

"Nice one from the Final Fantasy XIII sisters!" Ash said.

"In one of Cye's tweets from yesterday, Cye said that he and Mia had recently declined bettors' wishes on laying low for them," Bowsette confirmed as Raygo and Nui went through a free speed boost.

"I'm glad that they don't play dirty for scumbag bettors, but they've really got to win this event!" Yuli said as Nui and Ragyo crossed the final lap.

"Man, Nui and Ragyo are looking like your buddies from event number thirty-four, Yuli!" Ash said as Dawn punched her wheel in frustration.

"Those freaks can have their twelve points! But they still have a lot of work to do!" Yuli said as Lightning and Serah went past Red and Red's mom.

Bullet Bills from Brigitte/Ingrid and Peach/Daisy! Brigitte and Ingrid's Bullet Bill hit the mother-son duo, getting to third place. But Peach and Daisy got a Golden Mushroom before leapfrogging their way to second place. Red and Red's mom fell to seventh place, after an unexpected attack from Mai's Red Shell. Then, Mario and Luigi boosted up a bit as Ragyo and Nui got the early win.

"I'm with the crowd! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Yuli shouted, strongly agreeing with most of the crowd.

"I doubt they would get the most points at the end, Yuli, but the seventh and final tracks should be more emotional, fun, exciting, and intense!" Ash said as Peach and Daisy comfortably stayed in second.

"Especially if all twelve duos are close in the standings after the seventh track!" Farore said.

"Poor Cynthia and Dawn," Bowsette said as Cye and Mia dropped to 11th place.

After a while, the rest of the participants crossed through the finish line.

"On to track seven!" Ash said.

"The current standings is nothing but chaos!" Emily said.

"That's what sports is all about, darling," Widowmaker said.

"Mai and Videl now has the lead... Damn..." Yuli said.

"But the strangest part is that they've finished worse than third place six straight times!" Farore said.

"That's the first time that has ever happened! Taking the lead in points after finishing worst than third six times in a row!" Bowsette said.

"Before that, they were the first participants to get two Bullet Bills from the Double Item Box!" Ash said.

"They've been an entertaining duo so far!" Emily said.

Finish:

1st: Ragyo and Nui

2nd: Peach and Daisy

3rd: Lightning and Serah

4th: Brigitte and Ingrid

5th: Mario and Luigi

6th: Korra and Asami

7th: Chibiusa and Mamoru

8th: Mai and Videl

9th: Red and Red's mom

10th: Shantae and Risky Boots

11th: Din and Nayru

12th: Cye and Mia

13th: Cynthia and Dawn

Total points:

50: Mai and Videl

49: Red and Red's mom

48: Cye and Mia

37: Ragyo and Nui

37: Korra and Asami

37: Din and Nayru

36: Peach and Daisy

36: Lightning and Serah

35: Chibiusa and Mamoru

35: Brigitte and Ingrid

35: Shantae and Risky Boots

34: Mario and Luigi

0: Cynthia and Dawn

End of Chapter 9

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Bowsette's Castle...

Bowsette's Castle was another super popular track! The most notable part about this special and kick-ass track was Bowsette's sexy statues, with Bowsette doing a variety of sexy poses. This track overall was very tricky to stay dominant, but ironically, Mario and Luigi were the only duo to accomplish it at the 22nd event, the same event where they had won.

Three... two... one... GO!

Mamoru and Chibiusa hopped to first place very fast. Then, they obtained a Red Shell. Instead of launching it backwards, Chibiusa used it as a shield. Dawn accidentally launched her Green Shell towards the Sailor Moon characters' Red Shell, and Cynthia facepalmed in disgust.

"Yep! They're about to break up!" Yuli said.

"Oh, how the mighty have fallen!" Emily said as Ragyo blew up Cye and Mia with a Bob-omb.

"Ragyo sucks!" Yuli shouted.

"Tu crains (You suck), Yuli," Widowmaker spoke in french as Red and Red's mom stopped Chibiusa and Mamoru's first place moment with a Bullet Bill attack.

"The biggest underdogs are trying to get back to business!" Farore said as Korra failed to hit Lightning/Serah and Mai/Videl with Triple Red Shells.

"Although they currently have the second lowest chance, 1.0%, of winning, they don't look like the biggest underdogs!" Bowsette said.

"Who has the highest chance as of now?" Yuli asked.

"Cye and Mia, 95.7%!" Bowsette replied as Brigitte and Ingrid jumped to third, after using two Mushrooms.

"95.7%!?" Ash, Emily, Widowmaker, and Farore shouted in unison as Mario barely pushed Din and Nayru into the lava.

"Bloody bullcrap! It should be way lower!" Emily said.

"I agree with Emily 100%! All twelve duos have a chance of getting the most points! They've been very competitive lately!" Ash said as Din and Nayru recovered fast with a Mushroom and a Star.

"Cye and Mia are trapped in last pla- Oh, never mind! Cynthia and Dawn just got wrecked by Cye's Red Shell!" Farore said.

"Tracer and Mei should've removed Cynthia and Dawn after Sherbet Land!" Yuli said as Red and Red's mom went through lap two.

"That wouldn't make sense! Why? Because eliminated duos play spoiler at the last track, ruining a top duo's chances of winning it all!" Ash said.

"Ash's right! Hell, we've seen it plenty of times!" Bowsette said as Shantae and Risky Boots suddenly wrecked havoc against Peach/Daisy, Mario/Luigi, Mai/Videl, Korra/Asami, Ragyo/Nui, Brigitte/Ingrid, and Lightning/Serah with their Star item.

"SEVEN IN A ROW FOR SHANTAE AND RISKY BOOTS! VERY AMAZING ACTION!" Ash screamed.

"The mother-son duo just got blasted by the father-daughter duo!" Farore said as Chibiusa and Mamoru stole Red and Red's mom's first place spot.

"I see what you did there, Farore," Emily said.

"Piss off, Super Mario Brothers!" Bowsette yelled furiously as Mario and Luigi advanced with a Bullet Bill.

"You sure have a major hate boner for them, huh?" Yuli asked as Shantae used a Boomerang Flower against Chibiusa and Mamoru, jumping to first place.

"It's obviously nothing ne- OH, COME ON!" Bowsette replied as Mario and Luigi jumped all the way to third place with a Star.

"Now, Mario and Luigi are showing off some true sibling spirit!" Ash said as Din victimized Ragyo and Nui with a Spiny Shell.

"Like I said before, they're choke artists, just like Peach and Daisy! Oh, and Luigi's common stare is so overrated!" Bowsette said.

"I love it," Widowmaker said as Brigitte and Ingrid occurred a very heated argument with Peach and Daisy.

"Any bum can do the same thing for Christ's sake! Oh, great! They're now in first!" Bowsette said, after Mario and Luigi boosted so much speed with a Golden Mushroom.

"Noticed that the beautiful Overwatch women are arguing with the princesses?" Yuli asked as Mario and Luigi got to the last lap.

"Yeah, but I've never liked Peach and Daisy, the ugly bitches! "Mario, help me!". "Hi, I'm Daisy!". The hell out of here!" Emily replied.

"Oh, the hypocrisy, calling others ugly!" Yuli said as the last place and angry Cynthia turned the other way and folded her arms.

"Mia ain't that good lookin', but she looks like a weird slut! No wonder she hangs around with you, Cye, those other Ronin Warriors, and that tiger all the damn time!" Emily said.

"Mia is a beautiful winner, and she's not a slut!" Yuli cried as Mia/Cye, Red/Red's mom, and Videl/Mai dropped in the standings.

"Give up already! Damn!" Bowsette yelled as Mario and Luigi increased their chances of winning the track with the Triple Mushroom and a Star.

"They're getting big support from the crowd, though!" Ash said.

Mario and Luigi eventually won 1st place, then their opponents got through the finish line.

"Minus Cynthia and Dawn, neither of the twelve duos are eliminated from getting that big prize!" Farore said.

"Now, I'm nervous for the final track! Man, why did it have to be this way!?" Yuli said.

"I can't believe that my picks, Ragyo and Nui, are STILL in it! This is undoubtedly the most unpredictable event ever!" Bowsette said.

"For the first time in Super Mario Kart history, twelve or thirteen duos are still in the mix for the big prize after the seventh track! Historically speaking, the average number for non-eliminated duos between the first and thirty-fourth event, after track seven, is seven!" Ash said.

"That's friggin' insane, but I'm happy that this universe is finally great again!" Emily said.

"Speaking of which, Rainbow Road is an insane and long track, but it should be a fun and exciting race to watch!" Widowmaker said.

"Oh, it'll be fun! All twelve duos will definitely play their hearts out!" Ash said.

Elite Bet...

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Lady Kayura laughed evilly, distracting everybody. Although Lady Kayura wasn't evil anymore, she loved making an evil laugh towards other bettors.

"What is so funny?" Veran (Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages) asked. Veran, a tall lesbian that would usually stalk and sexually harass Din and Nayru, her enemies, had betted on Mario and Luigi. She, like many non-Cynthia/Dawn bettors, were lucky right now, due to the close numbers from the current overall standings.

"I've never picked the number "87" for Cye and Mia! It's 63! After I win mega big, I'll return to my universe and expand my ancient past even more, making the Ronin Warriors world a better place!" Lady Kayura replied.

"I, too, have chosen the number 63, but I will not reveal my picked duo until Rainbow Road ends, you unworthy, miserable simpletons," Hanzo said, then most people at Elite Bet got pissed off at him as usual.

"I hate that son of a bitch so much, Phoebe," Clara said, standing next to Phoebe, who had looked for Clara before comforting her minutes ago.

"Hanzo won't win, Clara. He always loses, and when this event ends, he'll be gone for good," Phoebe said.

Finish:

1st: Mario and Luigi

2nd: Chibiusa and Mamoru

3rd: Shantae and Risky Boots

4th: Brigitte and Ingrid

5th: Lightning and Serah

6th: Peach and Daisy

7th: Korra and Asami

8th: Din and Nayru

9th: Ragyo and Nui

10th: Cye and Mia

11th: Red and Red's mom

12th: Mai and Videl

13th: Cynthia and Dawn

Total points:

51: Cye and Mia

51: Mai and Videl

51: Red and Red's mom

46: Mario and Luigi

46: Chibiusa and Mamoru

45: Shantae and Risky Boots

44: Brigitte and Ingrid

44: Lightning and Serah

43: Peach and Daisy

43: Ragyo and Nui

43: Korra and Asami

42: Din and Nayru

0: Cynthia and Dawn

End of Chapter 10

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Rainbow Road...

The final track, where it'd determine the winner of this competitive event. Fans of all twelve duos were very nervous, whether they were at home, a bar, Elite Bet, Mario Kart Stadium, or anywhere else around the mega crossover galaxy. In relation, viewership had increased like crazy for one reason. The current overall standings, the tough competitiveness.

Three... two... one... GO! Cye and Mia launched off faster than their opponents, getting the early lead. Yuli got excited like an extremely annoying fanboy, acting like it was already over. Dawn and Cynthia grabbed an item box as they jumped to second place. Dawn commanded Cynthia to use the Triple Green Shell item backwards, but Cynthia refused, acting like a super bitch towards her soon-to-be-ex-girlfriend.

"C'mon, Cynthia! Play spoiler!" Dawn yelled furiously as Cye and Mia initiated their Star item.

"The hell with you, Dawn! I'm not cooperating with you again!" Cynthia yelled back before jumping off her kart.

"That's an automatic disqualification!" Ash said as Cye and Mia got more lucky with a Bullet Bill.

"They're not playing spoiler after all, then," Bowsette said as Cynthia and Dawn automatically disappeared, leaving only twelve duos.

"A 13th place duo can still get money, albeit little," Farore said as Cye and Mia got even hotter, reaching lap two so fast.

"Way to go, Mia and Cye!" Yuli shouted. "Anyway, does the 12th place winner still earn one point instead of zero?"

"Yes, but this is the first time in Super Mario Kart history where a duo is disqualified," Ash replied as Cynthia and Dawn, both booed, started a super-heated argument against each other at Mario Kart Stadium.

"And what had they done with all that 1st prize money they had earned?" Yuli asked as Red and Red's mom escaped from last place by storming through the standings.

"They had given their money to different types of charities in many universes," Ash replied as Cye used one Mushroom.

"Goddamn bloody idiots! Charities have scam artists written all over them, especially in the common universe!" Emily said as Mario and Peach hit each other with a Red Shell and Green Shell, respectively.

"True," Widowmaker said as Risky Boots abused the Piranha Plant item against Chibiusa/Mamoru, Din/Nayru, Brigitte/Ingrid, and Korra/Asami.

"Damn, Risky Boots! Sweet one!" Yuli said.

"That was friggin' amazing!" Ash said as Red/Red's mom, Mai/Videl, and Nui/Ragyo battled for second place.

"Wanna know what Amelie and I had done with our 1st prize money twice? We had made love in our pool of money, completely nude!" Emily said as Nui overpowered Mai/Videl and Red/Red's mom with two Green Shells.

Widowmaker chuckled. "One of the best moments of our lives," Widowmaker said as Yuli, with a disgusted look on his face, moved away fom her and Emily.

"Ewwww! Get the hell away from me, both of you! Especially you, Emily!" Yuli shouted as Red and Red's mom dropped to eight place.

"Sit back down, you bloody brat! The event's almost over!" Emily said as Cye and Mia suddenly got unlucky by only obtaining Banana and Blooper items.

"I'm not sitting next to you two ever again!" Yuli sat next to Ash as Red and Red's mom ended up in last place.

"Why are you sitting next to Ash, you little faggot?" Emily asked as Cye and Mia got a Coin item.

"I ain't gay!" Yuli replied as Cynthia and Dawn permanently split up, after arguing for a while.

"Have you guys begin to notice that Cye and Mia are collecting weak items, after driving past one-third of lap two?" Farore asked.

"Yes, but they're still way ahead of their opponents!" Bowsette said as Serah caused Shantae and Risky Boots to fall off the course, after using a Blooper.

Triple Mushrooms for Red and Red's mom! Then, more Triple Mushrooms! Cye and Mia, still struggling to get better items, went through the last lap as Mai retaliated against Ragyo and Nui, hitting the latter duo with a Spiny Shell. Red and Red's mom got a Bullet Bill! They targeted Shantae/Risky Boots and Peach/Daisy, hopping to 10th place! Ragyo/Nui and Mai/Videl got to the last lap, but Red and Red's mom got two Stars from a Double Item Box! Then, the duo blitzed the living hell out of Din/Nayru, Mario/Luigi, Korra/Asami, Lightning/Serah, Brigitte/Ingrid, and Chibiusa/Mamoru as Cye and Mia finally got a boosted item, a Mushroom, again. Red and Red's mom went past the last lap with a Golden Mushroom as many fans went crazy over it!

"The Kanto duo are trying to make an epic comeback!" Bowsette said as Mai and Videl became a victim of Nui's Banana item.

"PLEASE DON'T CHOKE HARD, CYE AND MIA!" Yuli cried as Red and Red's mom launched fast with another Bullet Bill item.

"THEY'RE IN 3RD PLACE! THEY ARE IN THIRD PLACE!" Ash screamed.

"There we go!" Yuli said as Cye and Mia used another single Mushroom.

"But look! More Bullet Bills!" Farore said as Red and Red's got to second place with a Bullet Bill.

"OH, NO!" Yuli cried more.

"Ils se rapprochent (They're getting closer), Yuli," Widowmaker sang in French.

"C'mon, Kanto duo! You two can do it!" Emily cheered for them as Red and Red's mom touched a Double Item Box.

"Another single boost!? NO!" Yuli cried as Cye and Mia got unlucky again with a single Mushroom.

"BUT THE KANTO DUO ARE USING ANOTHER BULLET BILL!" Ash shouted as Red and Red's mom got closer.

"Cye and Mia are almost to the finish line!" Farore said.

"They've got this!" Yuli said.

"SURPRISE! YES! YES!" Ash shouted as Red surprised Cye and Mia with a Green Shell.

"THEY'VE DONE IT! THEY'VE SUCCEEDED A PERCERT COMEBACK!" Bowsette screamed as Red and Red's mom cross through the finish line.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Yuli screamed, then he sobbed, with his head on the commentating table.

Most of the Mario Kart Stadium crowd chanted "Red" and "Mom" so friggin' loud. But some others in the crowd like Sage (Ronin Warriors), Ryo (Ronin Warriors), Kento (Ronin Warriors), Rowen (Ronin Warriors), and White Blaze (Ronin Warriors), friends of Cye, Mia, and Yuli, were extremely shocked. Also, Usagi (Sailor Moon), Chibiusa's mother and Mamoru's wife, sobbed like a crybaby, with Rei (Sailor Moon), Ami (Sailor Moon), Makoto (Sailor Moon), Minako (Sailor Moon), Hotaru (Sailor Moon), Setsuna (Sailor Moon), Michiru (Sailor Moon), and Haruka (Sailor Moon), obvious friends of Mamoru and Chibiusa, being very upset. Some viewers outside of the stadium were shocked and saddened as well.

As for the people at Elite Bet, many bettors, especially Lady Kayura, were staggered like hell. 99% of the bettors hadn't betted on Red and Red's mom, but only one had took the risk? Who was the lonely bettor that betted on the biggest underdogs?

"I'm a little disappointed that Din and Nayru kinda choked, but I'm very happy for Red and his mom!" Farore said.

"Cye and Mia had pulled off the biggest choke job of all time! Hahahaha!" Emily said as Red and Red's mom emotionally hugged each other.

"Very true, dear," Widowmaker said.

"Yeah, they did! They were projected as the second-heavy favorites to win it all, they had a comfortable chance of winning after Wount Mario, they had finished 11th place twice and 12th place once in tracks 5-7, and they had collapsed hard at Rainbow Road's second lap and final lap by getting plenty of less useful items!" Bowsette said.

"Now, that's what I called an epic choke job!" Farore said as all participants returned to Mario Kart Stadium.

"True. But overall, they're still a good duo!" Ash said.

Yuli stopped sobbing, saying, "On the bright side, at least Ragyo/Nui and Ingrid/Brigitte didn't win!"

"And I'm friggin' happy that Mario/Luigi and Peach/Daisy didn't win!" Bowsette said.

Cye/Mia, Mai/Videl, Korra/Asami, Shantae/Risky Boots, Mario/Luigi, Din/Nayru, Brigitte/Ingrid, Peach/Daisy, and Lightning/Serah took turns congratulating Red and Red's mom for winning and pulling off the best comeback in Super Mario Kart history. But Chibiusa/Mamoru and Ragyo/Nui walked away, with Ragyo being very pissed off and Nui crying like a baby.

Elite Bet...

"I win double the money!" Hanzo said, distracting everybody.

"YOU!?" Phoebe and Clara said in great shock.

"That is right," Hanzo said.

"It's true..." one of the Elite Bet employees admitted.

"Give me my money, you useless buffoons," Hanzo acted like an asshole as usual as some angry bettors left. Veran left angry as well. Lady Kayura also left, but in tears.

"I cannot believe this..." Phoebe said, looking like she was about to cry.

"This sucks..." Clara said.

"$800,000, the highest betting award in this abhorrent place," Hanzo said, getting his money.

"Just go..." Phoebe said, shedding tears from her eyes.

"I, the third winner, have the last laugh. Good-bye," Hanzo said, then he left like a real winner.

Phoebe sobbed on Clara, with Clara comforting her.

Finish:

1st: Red and Red's mom

2nd: Cye and Mia

3rd: Mai and Videl

4th: Ragyo and Nui

5th: Shantae and Risky Boots

6th: Brigitte and Ingrid

7th: Din and Nayru

8th: Korra and Asami

9th: Chibiusa and Mamoru

10th: Lightning and Serah

11th: Mario and Luigi

12th: Peach and Daisy

Total points:

63: Red and Red's mom

62: Cye and Mia

61: Mai and Videl

53: Shantae and Risky Boots

52: Ragyo and Nui

51: Brigitte and Ingrid

50: Chibiusa and Mamoru

48: Din and Nayru

48: Korra and Asami

47: Mario and Luigi

46: Lightning and Serah

44: Peach and Daisy

End of Chapter 11

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Most of the crowd continued to cheer for Red and Red's mom as DJ Mary appeared for the second time. Rosalina, who had been in her exclusive VIP lounge hours before the start of the 35th event, had watched the entire race, and she was very impressed, declaring the 35th event as the best Super Mario Kart event of all time. However, she also thought it had one flaw, with Cynthia and Dawn's bad partnership being the only culprit.

"You guys have done it!" DJ Mary spoke to Red and Red's mom.

"We sure did, DJ Mary! We showed our doubters that ANYTHING can happen in sports!" Red's mom said, then Red nodded.

"You Kanto duo are gonna receive a mega prize, obviously!" DJ Mary said. "But what are you gonna do with the money?"

"We'll use it on our upcoming vacation in the common world's Honolulu, Hawaii!" Red's mom said, then most of the crowd chanted "Hololulu!".

"That's very nice! BTW, some canontards in the common world had assumed that Red and his rival, Blue (Pokemon), had a "honeymoon" before and after Pokemon Sun and Moon's release!" DJ Mary said. "What's your response to that assumption?"

"Red ain't a faggot like idiot canontards claim him to be!" Red's mom replied as Red nodded again.

"One more question!" DJ Mary said. "When will you and Red make another possible Super Mario Kart appearance?"

"It's not the next event, but we'll return sometime after the 38th event!" Red's mom replied.

"That's good to hear because you two have made a giant impact in the sports industry, being one of the biggest underdogs to win an important and popular event! Anyway, that's all I've got to say! See ya next time, all!" DJ Mary said, then she left as Tracer and Mei appeared.

"Congrats, luvs!" Tracer said.

"You're welcome!" Red's mom said.

"Enjoy the amazing prize!" Mei said.

Red and Red's mom: $500,000 and a Giant Golden Trophy

Cye and Mia: $9,000 and a Silver Trophy

Mai and Videl: $8,000 and a Bronze Trophy

Shantae and Risky Boots: $1,500

Ragyo and Nui: $1,400

Brigitte and Ingrid: $1,300

Chibiusa and Mamoru: $1,200

Din and Nayru: $1,100

Korra and Asami: $1,000

Mario and Luigi: $900

Lightning and Serah: $800

Peach and Daisy: $700

A few minutes later...

"Hey, you two!" Red's mom said to Peach and Daisy, with the latter two feeling a bit sad for finishing last place. "Wanna hang around with us?"

Honolulu, Hawaii/A day later...

"This is the life!" Red's mom said, spending a great time with Red, Peach, Daisy, Cye, Mia, Shantae, Risky Boots, Mai, Videl, Ash, Yuli, Widowmaker, Emily, Farore, Bowsette, and Hanzo at a mega expensive and popular resort called "Damn Fantastic", a hotel owned by mega rich owners. All characters were hanging around at the pool area.

"Sure is!" Emily strongly agreed.

"Acceptable vacation is acceptable," Hanzo said.

"Hanzo, I've heard that Elite Bet is permanently closed," Farore said. "Is that true?"

"Yes. The owner has moved back to Hoenn to resume her career as an Elite Four trainer, according to sources on the internet," Hanzo said.

"Many bettors, including Lady Kayura, have called it quits on betting thanks to you and the Kanto duo, Hanzo!" Mia said.

"I do not feel sorry for them," Hanzo said.

"If a new betting business comes to Mario Kart Stadium, will you bet again?" Ash asked.

"No. I've retired from betting, after winning," Hanzo replied.

"How much did you win, Hanzo?" Red's mom asked.

"$800,000," Hanzo replied.

"$800,000!?" everybody, except for Red, shouted in unison.

"It was worth the risk," Hanzo said.

"That's a ton of money, Hanzo!" Yuli said.

"Guys, I know you all don't care about her, but I've seen Cynthia around here minutes ago!" Ash said.

"Is Dawn here, too?" Cye asked.

"They don't want to see each other again, so I doubt that Dawn would end up in the same place as Cynthia," Ash replied.

Outside the resort...

"You look lonely," Leaf (Pokemon), Red's childhood friend, said, coming towards Cynthia, distracting her from smoking a cigarette. "Are you interested in having some coffee with me?"

"Sure," Cynthia replied, smiling. "Are you into kart racing?"

"It's not my thing," Leaf replied.

"Good. I never want to get involved in kart-related activities again," Cynthia said. "Do you stay around here?"

"Only for a couple of days," Leaf replied. "Follow me, then we'll get our coffee started."

The End

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Here's the trivia chapter as promised! Enjoy!

Projected final standings:

1st: Cynthia and Dawn (95% chance of winning; 5/1 odds)

2nd: Cye and Mia (91.3% chance of winning; 6/2 odds)

3rd: Mario and Luigi (76.8% chance of winning; 14/1 odds)

4th: Peach and Daisy (51.4% chance of winning; 20/1 odds)

5th: Korra and Asami (36% chance of winning; 50/1 odds)

6th: Lightning and Serah (22.2% chance of winning; 80/1 odds)

7th: Brigitte and Ingrid (20.9% chance of winning; 90/1 odds)

8th: Din and Nayru (19.7% chance of winning; 90/1 odds)

9th: Mamoru and Chibiusa (19% chance of winning; 100/1 odds)

10th: Ragyo and Nui (14.9% chance of winning; 100/1 odds)

11th: Mai and Videl (10% chance of winning; 200/1 odds)

12th: Shantae and Risky Boots (3% chance of winning; 200/1 odds)

13th: Red and Red's mom (0.5% chance of winning; 300/1 odds)

Chances of winning it all after a track:

Cynthia and Dawn (95% chance after Mario Kart Stadium) > (90.4% chance after Cheep Cheep Beach) > (82.6% chance after Twisted Mansion) > (0.1% chance after Mount Wario) > (0% chance after Sherbet Land and beyond; disqualified during Rainbow Road)

Cye and Mia (94.6% chance after Mario Kart Stadium) > (97.1% chance after Cheep Cheep Beach) > (98.3% chance after Twisted Mansion) > (99% chance after Mount Wario) > (97.2% chance after Sherbet Land) (95.7% chance after Dolphin Shoals) > (99.9% chance after Bowsette's Castle) > (2nd place finish after Rainbow Road)

Mario and Luigi (70.1% chance after Mario Kart Stadium) > (73.9% chance after Cheep Cheep Beach) > (77% chance after Twisted Mansion) > (69% chance after Mount Wario) > (67.5% chance after Sherbet Land) > (61.6% chance after Dolphin Shoals) > (91.8% chance after Bowsette's Castle) > (10th place finish after Rainbow Road)

Peach and Daisy (40.3% chance after Mario Kart Stadium) > (24% chance after Cheep Cheep Beach) > (10.2% chance after Twisted Mansion) > (11% chance after Mount Wario) > (10.9% chance of winning afer Sherbet Land) > (29.9% chance after Dolphin Shoals) > (56% chance after Bowsette's Castle) > (12th place finish after Rainbow Road)

Korra and Asami (13.3% chance after Mario Kart Stadium) > (15% chance after Cheep Cheep Beach) > (10% chance after Twisted Mansion) > (2.4% chance after Mount Wario) > (9.9% chance after Sherbet Land) (16.3% chance after Dolphin Shoals) > (27.4% chance after Bowsette's Castle) > (9th place finish after Rainbow Road)

Lightning and Serah (20% chance after Mario Kart Stadium) > (17.6% chance after Cheep Cheep Beach) > (17.5% chance after Twisted Mansion) > (18% chance after Mount Wario) > (18% chance after Sherbet Land) > (22% chance after Dolphin Shoals) > (36.5% chance after Bowsette's Castle) > (11th place finish after Rainbow Road)

Brigitte and Ingrid (20.9% chance after Mario Kart Stadium) > (11.3% chance after Cheep Cheep Beach) > (5% chance after Twisted Mansion) > (6% chance after Mount Wario) > (3.3% chance after Sherbet Land) > (2% chance after Dolphin Shoals) > (22.9% chance after Bowsette's Castle) > (6th place finish after Rainbow Road)

Din and Nayru (28.9% chance after Mario Kart Stadium) > (23% chance after Cheep Cheep Beach) > (36.6% chance after Twisted Mansion) > (48% chance after Mount Wario) > (55% chance after Sherbet Land) > (60.2% chance after Dolphin Shoals) > (50.8% chance after Bowsette's Castle) > (8th place finish after Rainbow Road)

Mamoru and Chibiusa (7.2% chance after Mario Kart Stadium) > (4% chance after Cheep Cheep Beach) > (7.4% chance after Twisted Mansion) > (4.6% chance after Mount Wario) (5.3% chance after Sherbet Land) > (3.5% chance after Dolphin Shoals) > (28.8% chance after Bowsette's Castle) > (7th place finish after Rainbow Road)

Ragyo and Nui (12.8% chance after Mario Kart Stadium) > (11.1% chance after Cheep Cheep Beach) (8.8% chance after Twisted Mansion) > (12.3% chance after Mount Wario) > (3% chance after Sherbet Land) > (15% chance after Dolphin Shoals) > (25% chance after Bowsette's Castle) > (5th place finish after Rainbow Road)

Mai and Videl (10.1% chance after Mario Kart Stadium) > (14.3% chance after Cheep Cheep Beach) > (55.4% chance after Twisted Mansion) > (73.6% chance after Mount Wario) > (88.2% chance after Sherbet Land) (92.9% chance after Dolphin Shoals) > (95.8% chance after Bowsette's Castle) > (3rd place finish after Rainbow Road)

Shantae and Risky Boots (0.8% chance after Mario Kart Stadium) > (0.7% chance after Cheep Cheep Beach) > (3% chance after Twisted Mansion) > (5.8% chance after Mount Wario) > (6% chance after Sherbet Land) > (0.7% chance after Dolphin Shoals) > (21.7% chance after Bowsette's Castle) > (4th place finish after Rainbow Road)

Red and Red's mom (0.1% chance after Mario Kart Stadium) > (0.6% chance after Cheep Cheep Beach) > (1.2% chance after Twisted Mansion) > (2.3% chance after Mount Wario) > (2.0% chance after Sherbet Land) > (1% chance after Dolphin Shoals) > (20% chance after Bowsette's Castle) > (1st place finish after Rainbow Road)

Odds trivia:

- After Cye and Mia had reached lap two way faster than their opponents, their win probability was 100%. However, they had collected less useful items before touching the final lap, lowering their win probability at 79.9%. Continuing on, Ragyo/Nui and Mai/Videl had reached the last lap by using better items, which had lowered Cye/Mia's win probability at 76.4%. Red/Red's mom had used three Bullet Bills to hop to second place and get closer to Cye/Mia, decreasing the latter duo's chances of winning, with a win probability at 50.6%. A few seconds before Red had attacked Cye/Mia with his final weapon to secure a win, Cye/Mia's last win probability was 50.1% percent.

- In relation to the trivia above, Red and Red's mom win probability was a whooping 0%, after dropping last place at lap two, with Cye and Mia almost reaching the final lap. During their historic comeback moment in the final track, Red and Red's mom had collected two Triple Mushroom items in a row, then used a Bullet Bill to leap 10th place, slightly increasing their win probability at 1.9%. Afterwards, they had collected two Star items from a double item box before blitzing through fourth place, getting a giant boost, with a win probability at 28.9%. The chances are slightly increased, after they had used a Golden Mushroom. The Kanto duo had activated one Bullet Bill to get to third place (win probability at 32%), another one to get to second place (win probability at 39.9% percent), and the last one, from a double item box, to get close to Cye/Mia (win probability at 49.4%). Shortly before they had reached first place for the victory, their win probability was 49.9%.

- Despite performing well after Mario Kart Stadium and staying in 1st/2nd/3rd after Twisted Mansion and before Rainbow Road, Red and Red's mom were still heavily overlooked, although Shantae and Risky Boots had briefly ended up as the biggest underdogs after Dolphin Shoals and before Rainbow Road. Notably because experts had labeled them as the biggest underdogs in Super Mario Kart history.

- Red having a lesser fanbase compared to his opponents could be another reason why he and his mom were big underdogs.

- Because of their high experience level through Super Mario Kart history, Mario/Luigi and Peach/Daisy were alternative favorites.

- In spite of finishing 13th place two times in a row, Cynthia and Dawn remained one of the two heavy favorites to win it all, with a 90.4% chance entering Twisted Mansion. Also, their chances lowered slightly after Twisted Mansion, with a 82.6% chance entering Mount Wario.

- Despite being the third biggest underdogs, Mai and Videl were the only duo to have their chances of winning increased after a track.

- After each track, minus Rainbow Road, Mario and Luigi's chances of winning the event had remained above 50%

More trivia:

- Cye and Mia had suffered the biggest choke job in Super Mario Kart history, being a heavy favorite to lose at the end.

- Cynthia and Dawn had technically choked hard as well, although they looked like huge underdogs after Mount Wario.

- Although they weren't one of the top favorites before the start of the 35th event, Mai and Videl looked like a top threat after Bowsette's Castle, but choked at the end.

- Mai and Videl had become the first duo to get two Bullet Bills from a Double Item Box.

- Also, Mai and Videl had become the first duo to jump to 1st place in the total points standings, after finishing worst than 3rd place six times in a row.

- The 35th event was the first ever event to have twelve or thirteen duos in the mix for the big prize after track seven.

- Cynthia and Dawn had become the first duo to get disqualified during a race, although this would not had happened if they hadn't finished 13th place seven times in a row.

- Luigi's common stare had distracted some of his opponents during the race, but it didn't count as cheating.

- Cynthia and Dawn had the most bettors betting for them, and Red and Red's mom had the least, with Hanzo being the only one betting for the Kanto duo.

- Cye and Mia had the second most bettors betting for them.

- Prior to their role as the biggest underdogs and shockingly winning it all, Red and Red's mom had the least amount of fan support.

- Ragyo and Nui had the second-least amount of fan support, due to their super creepy and bizarre nature/personality, most notably Ragyo's behavior on the Kill La Kill anime.

- Mario and Luigi had the biggest following.

- Despite being Super Mario Bros. and key characters for the Super Mario Bros. franchise, Peach and Daisy had less fan support than Cye/Mia, Korra/Asami, and Cynthia/Dawn.

A/N: That's it for the trivia, but I'd like to add one more thing in this bonus chapter! My thoughts on the duos I've chosen for event 35.

Cynthia and Dawn: Girlpowershipping friggin' sucks.

Cye and Mia: Ronin Warrios rule, and Cye and Mia rule as well.

Mario and Luigi: My childhood and fictional idols.

Peach and Daisy: I might be in the minority, but I do not find Peach or Daisy that attractive at all. I love the Super Smash Bros. series, and the other female characters on the roster are way hotter than them.

Korra and Asami: I love Korrasami, but dear God, I hate their bandwagon canontards from the past, causing the Legend of Korra shipping community to die. Nowadays, you see some art of it compared to 2012-2016.

Lightning and Serah: I'll admit, I haven't played Final Fantasy XIII yet, but both sisters are hot.

Brigitte and Ingrid: Hot Overwatch mother-daughter duo.

Din and Nayru: Both are hot, and I LOVE them as a yuri pairing.

Mamoru and Chibiusa: This father-daughter duo was the only father-daughter duo I had thought of while preparing for Super Mario Kart: Pokemon.

Ragyo and Nui: Goddamn, they're sexy, especially Ragyo. BTW, I really love having Ragyo in my mega crossover stories.

Mai and Videl: My only favorite Dragon Ball franchise pairing.

Shantae and Risky Boots: They're sexy, and they look super hot together.

Red and Red's mom: Kanto, for the win.

A/N: Should I make a part 2? Yes, but it'll be included in this story, with extra chapters coming up! There will be twelve new duos in event 45, but a female duo from event 35 will make a return, with them going up against their rivals in the same games. BTW, some duos in event 45 will be crossover duos.

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The 45th event/Empty Mario Kart Stadium...

All twenty-six competitors were talking to each other; some teammates were interacting, while some opponents were doing the same thing. However, two common duo rivals were arguing with each other, with sexual harassment in the mix. Only one former commentator was part of the event, due to his love towards his female partner. Speaking of commentating, Mia and Cye had become commentators after the 35th event, the same event where they had infamously choked hard.

Team #1. Wario (Super Mario Bros. series) and Waluigi (Super Mario Bros. series). Name: Wa Extreme. Kart description: Their entire kart was mixed with Yellow and Purple, their main colors. Like their good counterparts, Mario and Luigi, Wario and Waluigi had been in many events, but they had won two of them. They were projected to finish second place, and they took it way too seriously because they weren't projected to win first place. Despite their nature, the evil duo had a giant following.

Team #2. Peachette (Super Mario Bros. series; Toadette's Super Crown version) and Pauline (Super Mario Bros. series). Name: Beautiful. Kart description: Peachette was a friend of the common and good Super Mario Bros. characters, while Pauline was Mario's ex-girlfriend. The duo had been in thirteen events, and surprisingly, they had won six of them, more than Mario/Luigi and Peach/Daisy combined. In the events that they had won, they were projected to finish 8th or worse. This event? 9th. Could they add a seventh first place trophy in their trophy collection?

Team #3. Hanzo and Ashe (Overwatch). Name: Samurai Western. Kart description: One side had Hanzo's painted arrow, while the other side had a painting of B.O.B. (Overwatch), Ashe's butler. During Hanzo's vacation in the common universe's Honolulu, Hawaii, he had met Ashe, who had acted very rude towards innocent people and others, including Hanzo himself. Because of that, Hanzo had asked Ashe on a date, and Ashe accepted. The two had gotten along very well, which had led them to participate in events 38, 40, 42, and 44. They had won events 38, 42, and 44, but finished third in event 40. Many fans of Super Mario Kart had declared Hanzo and Ashe as the most hated duo ever.

Team #4. Lady Kayura and Hilbert (Pokemon). Name: The Ancient One. Kart description: Just a painting of Lady Kayura's old twin Sais. After Lady Kayura had called it quits on betting, she had decided to take part of Super Mario Kart by having a pretend-boyfriend. She originally had thought about choosing Rowen, but later changed her mind, after she had decided to pick a male character from the Pokemon universe, which was Hilbert, who had planned on participating Super Mario Kart himself. Although Hilbert was unaware of Lady Kayura pretending to love him, he had treated her like a real romantic partner during their time in and outside Super Mario Kart. They were victorious in events 37, 39, 41, and 43, but finished second in events 36, 38, 40, 42, and 44. Lady Kayura had commonly yelled and sweared at Hilbert for messing up or for no reason, but Hilbert had always apologized every time. In relation, Hilbert's Unovian friends, Hilda (Pokemon), Hilda's mother (Pokemon), Professor Aurea Juniper (Pokemon), Cheren (Pokemon), Bianca (Pokemon; Unova), Nate (Pokemon), Dr. Fennel (Pokemon), and Rosa (Pokemon), had wanted him to dump Lady Kayura because of her mistreatment and bitchy attitude towards him, but Hilbert had told them that Lady Kayura was always friendly and nice and that he needed to stop messing up. Due to their recent SMK history, they were picked to win 1st place.

Team #5. Yuli and Bayonetta (Bayonetta series). Name: Bayuli. Kart description: The color of the entire kart was the same as Bayonetta's common and sexy clothing, in which Yuli had accepted 100%. During events 36-44, Bayonetta had struggled like hell with different partners, always finishing 10th or worse. And while Yuli was still doing commentary during those events, he had fallen in love with Bayonetta, calling her the sexiest woman ever. Shortly after event 44, Yuli had come up to Bayonetta and requested to be her next partner. At first, Bayonetta rejected Yuli to be her next Super Mario Kart partner, but Bayonetta eventually agreed, after Bayonetta and Yuli had went on several expensive dates, with Yuli wasting 98% of his money on those dates. After Yuli had told Emily, Farore, Cye, Ash, Widowmaker, Mia, and Bowsette about his partnership with Bayonetta and his strong love towards her, they, except for Mia, had laughed and mocked at him for wasting his time and money on Bayonetta, but Yuli had promised that he and Bayonetta would finish 3rd place or better. Mia, however, had shown signs of jealousy towards Bayonetta. Because of Bayonetta's previous struggles, she and Yuli were projected to finish 12th place, which was very odd.

Team #6. Din and Nayru. Name: Oracle Love. Kart description: The same. After Din and Nayru had participated in event 35, an extremely competitive event, they had bounced back by winning event 36, with a total score of 82 points. That had caused their number one enemy, Veran, to get extremely pissed off at them. They had taken time off since then, but after the two duo had announced that they'd make a return at the 45th event, Veran wanted to get involved in the event as well, with her partnering up with a familiar antagonist.

Team #7. Veran and Onox (Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons). Name: Anti Oracle Love. Kart description: On the left, the kart had a red X mark covering a painted harp, and on the right, it had a red X mark covering a painted rod. The obvious reason why Veran had wanted to participated with Onox was to sexually harass and torture Din and Nayru throughout the event. Other than that, neither villain had participated in a past event.

Team #8. Rottytops and Sky. Name: Sky Zombie. Kart description: The entire kart had fluffy and smiling clouds, and it had small skeleton heads. The duo had been there before, but they had come close of winning three events. Also, they were the reason why Shantae and Risky Boots had gotten along.

Team #9. Duck Hunt Duo (Duck Hunt series; Super Smash Bros. design). Name: Dog and Duck. Kart description: The left side of the kart had a painted version Dog's infamous old school laugh, while the right side of the right had a painted version of the NES version of Duck's design. This was the second time the animal duo had taken part of Super Mario Kart, after a very long absence. Dog and Duck had gotten involved in the first ever event, in which they had pulled off an unexpected victory, with them being projected to finish 10th. Right now, they were projected to finish dead last, but unlike Red and Red's mom from the 35th event, they weren't labeled as one of the biggest underdogs in Super Mario Kart history.

Team #10. Vinegar (Shantae series) and Twitch (Shantae series). Name: Serious. Kart description: Painted cannons were everywhere. Despite their team name, the duo had only won one event, the 9th event. This was their nineteenth event, and like the past events, they were wearing bikini only, trying to get as much fan support as possible.

Team #11. Professor Burnet (Pokemon; Sun and Moon version) and Brigette (Pokemon; Pokemon Bank version). Name: Scientific. Kart description: Just scientific tools. Ash and Professor Burnet weren't strangers to each other; they had a mother-son relationship during Ash's time in Alola. After Ash had start commentating for the first time, Professor Burnet and Brigette had met for the first time, and they had occurred a secret lesbian relationship behind Professor Kukui's (Pokemon) back. This event was their eighth event together.

Team #12. Ryuko (Kill La Kill) and Satsuki (Kill La Kill). Name: Scissor La Scissor. Kart description: Just their common scissor blades on both sides. Both sisters were Ragyo's daugthers, but they hated their own mother, and they hated Nui as well. The total amount of events they had been in were seventeen, with them winning three. There were strange rumors of Ryuko and Satsuki having a "different" sisterly relationship with each other, but Satsuki and Ryuko denied those rumors.

Team #13. Yamcha (Dragon Ball series) and Puar (Dragon Ball series). Name: Wolf Fang Fist. Kart description: Just paintings of Puar being happy. Bad luck was on their side; they had been in twenty-five events, and they hadn't won 1st place. Yamcha was commonly infamous for being a Dragon Ball Z loser and Bulma's (Dragon Ball series) ex-boyfriend. Speaking of Bulma, she had pressured Yamcha into retiring for good, but Yamcha refused to accept Bulma's offer, which had pissed Bulma off. Additionally, Bulma had recently insulted Yamcha for making the wrong decision, hoping that he'd lose badly.

Projected final standings:

1st: Lady Kayura and Hilbert (90% chance of winning; 2/1 odds)

2nd: Wario and Waluigi (82.2% chance of winning; 4/2 odds)

3rd: Hanzo and Ashe (69% chance of winning; 12/1 odds)

4th: Din and Nayru (49% chance of winning; 40/1 odds)

5th: Ryuko and Satsuki (36.8% chance of winning; 60/1 odds)

6th: Professor Burnet and Brigette (29.2% chance of winning; 80/1 odds)

7th: Rottytops and Sky (25.4% chance of winning; 90/1 odds)

8th: Vinegar and Twitch (23% chance of winning; 100/1 odds)

9th: Peachette and Pauline (20.6% chance of winning; 100/1 odds)

10th: Veran and Onox (13.9% chance of winning; 200/1 odds)

11th: Yamcha and Puar (12.3% chance of winning; 200/1 odds)

12th: Yuli and Bayonetta (9.2% chance of winning; 200/1 odds)

13th: Duck Hunt Duo (8% chance of winning; 200/1 odds)

Five minutes later...

"What's wrong, Yamcha?" Puar asked as Yamcha suddenly looked nervous.

"Nothing, Puar... Let's just try our best..." Yamcha replied

End of Chapter 14

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A few hours later...

"Hello, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the 45th edition of the Super Mario Kart event! I'm Ash, and these are my comme-"

"Stop saying the same goddamn bloody thing for once and think of something new!" Emily cut Ash off as the mega large Super Mario Kart crowd, now with over 60,000 humans and non-humans, got super pumped for this event.

"Damn, bitch, you didn't have to cut me off like that, bitch," Ash said.

"Anyway, I don't think almost every duo would claim the big prize!" Emily said.

"Who did you pick, Emily?" Cye asked.

"Wario and Waluigi!" Emily replied.

"Them!? They're overrated bums that suck! I'm glad that Waluigi was snubbed from the Super Smash Bros. Ultimate roster!" Bowsette said.

"I never knew you hated Wario and Waluigi, too, Bowsette!" Cye said.

"In my projected final standings, I had Wario and Waluigi finishing 12th place and Peachette and Pauline finishing 13th place!" Bowsette said.

"Typical Bowsette, always projecting her disliked Super Mario Bros. characters into finishing the lowest numbers," Ash said.

"Really, Bowsette!? You had both duos finishing WORSE than Yuli and Bayonetta!? Are you on drugs!?" Farore asked.

"Both Yuli and Bayonetta suck, too, but Veran and Onox also suck! They think they're badass video game villains!" Bowsette said.

"If Yuli and Bayonetta finish 10th or worse, which they will, Yuli will look like a total loser, wasting his time on that overrated, so-called "beautiful" Bayonetta!" Widowmaker said.

"Commentators earn $250.00 an hour. We save our hard earned money for essential things. But what had Yuli done with his hard-earned money after event 44 and before event 45, people? The short and annoying prick had spend ALMOST every money on wasted dates with Bayonetta! Yuli is truly the definition of a loser!" Farore said.

"Bayonetta is not even that beautiful, or even average-looking!" Emily said.

"I don't think Bayonetta's hot, but it's funny that someone like you would call other female characters ugly," Cye said.

"Screw you!" Emily cursed.

"Emily is a gorgeous goddess," Widowmaker said.

"Only in your mentally-deranged world," Ash said.

"Tue tio (Kill yourself), Ash," Widowmaker spoke in French.

"Damn, Amelie, no need to act extreme," Ash said.

"Mia, why aren't you saying anything about Yuli and Bayonetta?" Farore asked.

"Bayonetta's the worst video game character ever, a waste of oxygen," Mia replied in a more serious tone.

"Sounds like someone's jealous of a woman that stole her boyfriend away," Bowsette sang.

"I don't like Yuli, goddamnit! Let's talk about the other participants before the event starts, GOT IT!? Damn!" Mia yelled as her commentating partners occurred different expressions on their faces.

"Okay, then... Anyway, my favorite is Professor Burnet and Brigette!" Ash said.

"Here we bloody go again!" Emily said.

"And who's your pic- Oh, that's right, you've already mentioned them! I think they'll win second place!" Ash said.

Bowsette scoffed before saying, "My ass."

"Din and Nayru are my obvious picks!" Farore said.

"They had no bloody business winning event 36!" Emily said.

"Ah, be quiet!" Farore said.

"Them winning that event was unexpected. But my pick for today's event is Duck Hunt Duo!" Cye said.

"I know why you've picked them, Cye," Ash said.

"That massive choke job still stings today, but don't be surprised if Dog and Duck end up winning!" Cye said.

"Had Red and Red's mom participated in this event, I would've picked them!" Bowsette said.

"Man, event 40 was a cakewalk for them, tying Mia and Cye's record for the most points in SMK history!" Ash said.

"Who's your pick, Bowsette?" Cye asked.

"Yamcha and Puar!" Bowsette replied.

"YAMCHA AND PUAR!? Bowsette, you stupid, bloody idiot!" Emily said. "Why them!?"

"The Yamcha hate, a bandwagon hate, is annoying already. He needs a big break," Bowsette replied.

"My original pick was Lady Kayura and Hilbert. My current pick is Peachette and Pauline," Widowmaker said.

"I feel very bad for Hilbert. Lady Kayura always treats him like crap, even when they're winning," Farore said.

"Lady Kayura's a good competitor, no doubt, but she's a bad teammate. Hilbert deserves a better girlfriend," Ash said.

"Like me! Nah, I'm kidding, but I agree! Lady Kayura's a bitch, and she's not even possessed!" Bowsette said.

"I have Ryuko and Satsuki winning it all!" Mia said.

"Those rumors about them are very disturbing," Cye said.

"Some of their fans are blaming Ragyo for the rumors, if you catch my drift," Bowsette said.

"Rumors or not, they won't win the bloody event!" Emily said.

"If any of you don't know, Ragyo, and Nui, are part of the big crowd, with them reuniting with their former partner, Rei (Kill La Kill)," Ash said.

End of Chapter 15

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After an hour...

Three... two... one... GO! Dog and Duck got the early lead, and half of the crowd cheered for them. But Hanzo and Ashe jumped into first place five seconds later, angering the crowd. Din/Nayru, Veran/Onox, Lady Kayura/Hilbert, Hanzo/Ashe, and Professor Burnet/Brigette got their single item box as Ryuko and Satsuki got into first place. Veran predictably targeted Din and Nayru with a Red Shell as Hanzo and Ashe jumped back into first with a Golden Mushroom!

"Damn it, Hilbert, look what you've done!" Lady Kayura yelled as her Green Shell failed to hit Dog and Duck.

"My mistake, love!" Hilbert apologized as Din hit Veran back with a Green Shell.

Brigette and Professor Burnet blitzed with a Bullet Bull as Yamcha/Puar and Rottytops/Sky drove through a turbo boost to get free speed. Double item box for Twitch and Vinegar! Their items? Two single Banana items! That infuriated them, but they used the item anyway.

"Hahaha! Yuli and Bayonetta just slipped one of Vinegar and Twitch's Bananas!" Emily laughed as Pauline smacked both Wario and Waluigi with a Spiny Shell.

"Good," Mia said, displaying more jealously towards Bayonetta and Yuli as a team.

"Veran and Onox, too! Twitch and Vinegar got mad for nothing!" Bowsette said as Hilbert used his Triple Mushroom item.

"Why now, moron!?" Lady Kayura asked as Yamcha and Puar smashed the hell out of Hanzo/Ashe, Professor Burnet/Brigette, and Ryuko/Satsuki with a Star item.

"I didn't mean too!" Hilbert replied as he and Lady Kayura reached second place.

"I forgive you!" Lady Kayura said as she turned around and smiled at Hilbert. Hilbert smiled back.

"Lap two for Yamcha and Puar!" Emily said as the majority of the crowd booed at the Dragon Ball duo.

"Yamcha's getting jeered, but the ones that should be booed are Yuli and Bayonetta! They're in last place!" Mia said as Hilbert and Lady Kayura touched lap two.

"They still have plenty of racing left, Mia, but they don't look good right now!" Cye said as Rottytops and Sky became the third duo to reach lap two.

"Yuli and Bayonetta deserve each other forever and ever. They both suck at Super Mario Kart!" Farore said as Mia glared at her.

"Mia just glared at you, Farore," Widowmaker said as Hanzo blew up Din and Nayru with a Bob-omb item.

"I was expecting that, Amelie!" Farore said as Yamcha and Puar got more lucky with a Golden Mushroom.

"Man, Yamcha's gaining more heat than before!" Cye said as Yuli and Bayonetta gained a single mushroom.

"Like I said before, Yamcha needs a big break!" Bowsette said as Twitch and Vinegar suddenly jumped to first place with a Bullet Bill and Star combination.

"Damn, amazing!" Emily said as Professor Burnet assaulted Veran/Onox, Wario/Waluigi, Ryuko/Satsuki, and Din/Nayru with fireballs.

Yuli and Bayonetta suddenly steamrolled Professor Burnet/Brigette ,Veran/Onox, Wario/Waluigi, Ryuko/Satsuki, and Din/Nayru with a Bullet Bill as Yamcha/Puar and Twitch/Vinegar battled against each other for the top spot. That move from Yuli and Bayonetta had impressed most people, but Mia growled while clenching her fists.

"That's bloody good for a bunch of losers!" Emily said as Pauline punished Lady Kayura and Hilbert with the Piranha Plant item.

Yuli and Bayonetta got hot again as Yuli used the Boomerang Flower against Dog and Duck. Then, Rottytops ended their hot moment as she smacked them with a Green Shell. Final lap for Yamcha/Puar and Twitch/Vinegar! Next to Din and Nayru, Veran groped Din's left breast, sexually harassing her, giving her a perverted smile, angering her.

"WHAT THE HELL!? Did anybody just saw that!?" Cye asked as Hanzo stole Rottytop and Sky's Golden Mushroom with a Boo item.

"Veran is so predictable with her sexual harassment behavior, Cye, but no worries! She and Onox won't get the 1st place prize!" Farore replied as Hanzo and Ashe drove past Sky and Rottytops.

"Oh, who bloody cares! They're both ugly!" Emily said as Lady Kayura and Hilbert dropped further.

"I swear to God that's the first time something like that has ever happened!" Ash said as Vinegar attacked Yamcha and Puar with a Spiny Shell.

"Now, the crowd's happy!" Mia said as Hanzo and Ashe reached second place.

Yamcha and Puar recovered before touching the Double Item Box. Items? Two Stars! Yamcha activated one Star item as Bayonetta tossed a couple of fireballs backwards. Then, Yamcha initiated the second Star before running over Hanzo/Ashe, Twitch/Vinegar, and Rottytops/Sky. The Dragon Ball duo retained first place as the Kill La Kill sisters climbed their way up with a Triple Mushroom and a Single Mushroom. Yamcha pissed most of the crowd off even off as he and Puar kept their lead 100% safe with a Bullet Bill.

"Nice, Yamcha and Puar!" Bowsette said as Bayonetta commenced a Lightning attack against all of her opponents.

"Yuli and Bayonetta are in 3rd place!" Cye said as Ryuko activated a Golden Mushroom.

"Yeah! 12th points for Puar and Yamcha!" Bowsette said as Puar and Yamcha crossed through the finish line.

"For you history nerds out there, I'm here to say that this is the first time that Yamcha and Puar have finished a track with eleven or twelve points!" Ash said as most of the crowd went up against Yamcha again.

"That's just bloody sad!" Emily said as Ryuko and Satsuki gained eleven points for their 2nd place victory.

"It looks like Bayonetta is about to change her Super Mario Kart history as well," Widowmaker said as Yuli used one Mushroom item.

"The slut finally finishes 6th place or better with a partner," Mia informed in a bitchy tone as Yuli and Bayonetta got ten points.

"It's not like those two will win the whole damn thing, Mia," Farore said as several other duos crossed through the finish line.

"Ugh... Pitiful..." Mia said frustratingly as Yuli and Bayonetta high-fived each other.

After the rest went through the finish lap, Lady Kayura glanced at Hilbert before bitch-slapping him, astonishing most of the audience, viewers, and others. Hilbert apologized as usual, then Lady Kayura hugged Hilbert as someone drew a beer bottle at Yamcha's head. Bulma was the one that threw it.

"Damn, that hurt..." Yamcha said, touching his head.

"Whoever threw that should be banned from coming here! But let's worry about the rest of the event first!" Puar said.

"Right!" Yamcha said.

Finish:

1st: Yamcha and Puar

2nd: Ryuko and Satsuki

3rd: Yuli and Bayonetta

4th: Duck Hunt Duo

5th: Hanzo and Ashe

6th: Twitch and Vinegar

7th: Peachette and Pauline

8th: Rottytops and Sky

9th: Wario and Waluigi

10th: Veran and Onox

11th: Din and Nayru

12th: Lady Kayura and Hilbert

13th: Professor Burnet and Brigette

Total points:

12: Yamcha and Puar

11: Ryuko and Satsuki

10: Yuli and Bayonetta

9: Duck Hunt Duo

8: Hanzo and Ashe

7: Twitch and Vinegar

6: Peachette and Pauline

5: Rottytops and Sky

4: Wario and Waluigi

3: Veran and Onox

2: Din and Nayru

1: Lady Kayura and Hilbert

0: Professor Burnet and Brigette

End of Chapter 16

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Toad Harbor...

Toad Harbor was known for its inspirations of San Francisco and New York, and it was a huge fan favorite. The ones that had went through this course before had admitted that Toad Harbor were one of their favorite courses. Overall, the course had an amazing atmosphere.

Three... two... one... GO! Yamcha and Puar got a little boost as most of the crowd jeered at them again. Then, they got a Blooper item. Wario/Waluigi, Peachette/Pauline, Lady Kayura/Hilbert, and Ryuko/Satsuki touched the other item boxes as Yamcha and Puar got another free little boost. Lady Kayura used the annoying Spiny Shell against Wario and Waluigi as Yuli and Bayonetta obtained a Star item.

"We are invincible!" Bayonetta shouted as Yuli activated the Star.

Bullet Bill time for Lady Kayura and Hilbert! They used it, attacked Yamcha and Puar with it, and ended up in first place as Bayonetta and Yuli jumped to 3rd place. But moment lasted a little as Ryuko and Satsuki used Triple Mushrooms to get to third. Yamcha retaliated, temporary blinding Hilbert and Lady Kayura with the Blooper weapon.

"Ouch! That Blooper worked really well!" Ash said as Lady Kayura and Hilbert crashed into a obstacle.

"I'll say!" Farore said as Pauline slowed Duck Hunt Duo, Brigette/Professor Burnet, Veran/Onix, Nayru/Din, and Hanzo/Ashe down with fireballs.

Close to Pauline/Peachette, Twitch assaulted them with the Potted Piranha Plant before initiated a Bullet Bill. Yamcha and Puar got their first place spot back as the last place duo, Sky and Rottytops, activated the Lightning item. Then, the duo squashed Brigette/Professor Burnet, Waluigi/Wario, Hanzo/Ashe, and Peachette/Pauline as Hilbert hurled a Red Shell towards Puar and Yamcha. Lady Kayura and Hilbert got first place again as Duck Hunt Duo collected two Golden Mushrooms.

"LAP TWO!" Hilbert said with joy as Duck Hunt Duo used the hell out of the two Golden Mushrooms.

"Oh, shut up!" Lady Kayura said as Professor Burnet sent Hanzo and Ashe to last place with a Banana weapon.

"Yes, my pretty lover! You're the best!" Hilbert said as Duck Hunt Duo jumped to second place.

"You know I am!" Lady Kayura said as Veran furthered her sexual harassment behavior against Nayru and the latter's big breasts.

"Farore, I don't think Veran truly gives a damn about this event. She just wants to tease Din and Nayru non-stop," Ash pointed out the obvious as Nayru cursed at Veran and gave her the middle finger.

"I hate to say this, but there's nothing I can do to help Din and Nayru overcome it!" Farore said as Duck Hunt Duo wasted another Golden Mushroom.

"Duck and Duo are creeping closer to the crossover duo!" Cye said as Din angrily tossed a Green Shell towards Veran and Onox.

"Yeah, Din! YEAH!" Farore yelled as Duck Hunt Duo hopped to first place.

"Hilbert, you clown! Those animals are ahead of us!" Lady Kayura said as she punched her wheel like a child throwing a temper-tantrum.

"But we don't have a weapon, ye- We just got one! A Mushroom? Damn..." Hilbert said.

"USE IT!" Lady Kayura yelled as Ashe/Hanzo, Vinegar/Twitch, and Rottytops/Sky climbed very fast with Bullet Bills.

Hilbert used it as Satsuki smacked Bayonetta and Yuli with a Flower Boomerang, but Puar threw a Red Shell towards Satsuki and Ryuko afterwards as Hilbert and Lady Kayura returned to first place. Vinegar/Twitch, Rottytops/Sky, and Ashe/Hanzo drove past Bayonetta/Yuli and Satsuki/Ryuko as Onox/Veran, Professor Burnet/Brigette, Pauline/Peachette, Waluigi/Wario, and Din/Nayru made the race a lot more interesting with their very useful speed boost items.

"Everybody else is trying to catch up! Good race so far!" Emily said as Lady Kayura and Hilbert went past the last lap.

"Whoo-hoo! Hell the the friggin' yes!" Mia got in a super happy tone as Waluigi put Yuli and Bayonetta in last place with a Spiny Shell.

"Mia's still jealous!" Bowsette sang as Waluigi and Wario greatly increased their chances of winning with a Bullet Bill.

"I'm not!" Mia denied as Professor Burnet took away Twitch and Vinegar's Triple Mushroom item with the Boo item.

"Pokemon represent, baby!" Ash said as Professor Burnet abused the same items.

"Oh, my," Widowmaker said as Yamcha and Puar got attacked by Pauline's Spiny Shell.

"PROFESSOR BURNET AND BRIGETTE HAS A STAR ITEM, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, AND THEY ARE ON THEIR WAY TO FIRST PLACE!" Ash shouted as Wario and Waluigi leaped to third place with a Golden Mushroom.

"Jesus Christ, Ash, my bloody ears!" Emily said as Din made life worse for Yamcha and Puar with a Green Shell.

"Yamcha and Puar are in last place!" Farore said as Sky smacked Duck Hunt Duo with a Red Shell.

"THE BB DUO ARE NOW IN FIRST! KEEP IT UP, GIRLS!" Ash shouted again as Professor Burnet assaulted Lady Kayura and Hilbert with a Bullet Bill.

"Pokemon fanboy," Cye said as Wario/Waluigi, Hanzo/Ashe, Sky/Rottytops, and Twitch/Vinegar went past Hilbert and Lady Kayura.

"A beauty, my picks," Widowmaker said as Peachette and Pauline drove like hell with two Triple Mushroom items.

"But check out my picks! Golden Mushroom, for the win!" Ash said as Professor Burnet and Brigette got far ahead of their opponents.

"I don't want to say this, but the scientific chicks might get twelve points!" Farore said.

""May", not "might"!" Ash said.

"Whatever!" Farore said.

Brigette and Professor Burnet finished first place! Wario and Waluigi finished second, and Peachette and Pauline finished third. Then, the other duos went through the finish line as Lady Kayura punched her wheel again. Hilbert touched Lady Kayura's shoulder, apologizing to her. Lady Kayura said that she forgave Hilbert in a fake, kind tone.

Finish:

1st: Professor Burnet and Brigette

2nd: Wario and Waluigi

3rd: Peachette and Pauline

4th: Rottytops and Sky

5th: Twitch and Vinegar

6th: Hanzo and Ashe

7th: Din and Nayru

8th: Veran and Onox

9th: Duck Hunt Duo

10th: Ryuko and Satsuki

11th: Yuli and Bayonetta

12th: Lady Kayura and Hilbert

13th: Yamcha and Puar

Total points:

16: Peachette and Pauline

15: Hanzo and Ashe

15: Wario and Waluigi

15: Twitch and Vinegar

14: Rottytops and Sky

14: Ryuko and Satsuki

13: Duck Hunt Duo

12: Professor Burnet and Brigette

12: Yamcha and Puar

12: Yuli and Bayonetta

8: Din and Nayru

8: Veran and Onox

2: Lady Kayura and Hilbert

End of Chapter 17

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Electrodome...

The course had mixed reviews overall. Some liked it, and some didn't like it. The most negative part about this course was the annoying electronic instruments, but the most positive part was its design. Despite its overall criticial reception, Electrodome was a very common track.

Three... two... one... GO! Bayonetta/Yuli and Rottytops/Sky drove past their opponents as Veran and Onox focused on Din and Nayru as usual. Bayonetta/Yuli and Rottytops/Sky touched an item box, then Duck Hunt Duo, Yamcha/Puar, and Wario/Waluigi touched the other three item boxes as Onox distracted Din and Nayru with an evil laugh. Yuli took away Rottytops and Sky's item, Triple Bananas. Then, Bayonetta placed the bananas behind her and Yuli as Veran staggered Nayru with a kiss on the cheek.

Yamcha/Puar and Duck Hunt Duo avoided the bananas, but Wario/Waluigi, Lady Kayura/Hilbert, and Hanzo/Ashe slipped on the bananas as the last place Ryuko/Satsuki suddenly climbed up the standings fast with a Mushroom and a Star, running over Din/Nayru, Veran/Onox, and Professor Burnet/Brigette.

"Damn it!" Mia cursed as Yuli assaulted the 1st place Rottytops/Sky with a Green Shell.

"Still ain't over yet, Mia!" Ash said as Duck Hunt Duo jumped to 2nd place.

"I know, but still! Damn it!" Mia said as Veran and Onox quickly recovered with a Bullet Bill.

"Yes! Great aim!" Hilbert said as his Banana item successfully hit Twitch and Vinegar, who were ahead of him and Lady Kayura.

"That wasn't great aim, you amateur!" Lady Kayura continued to unnecessarily act like a bitch towards Hilbert as Veran and Onox drove past them and Vinegar/Twitch.

"I'll try to get better!" Hilbert said as Onox victimized Peachette and Pauline with a Spiny Shell.

"Even if you get better, I'm still a lot better than you!" Lady Kayura said as Din and Nayru bounced back a bit with a Golden Mushroom.

"You are better because you're the best girl ever! Kayura?" Hilbert said as Hanzo and Ashe obtained a Crazy Eight item.

"WHAT!?" Lady Kayura asked as Hanzo used all items from the Crazy Eight item.

"You're 100% pretty and I love you!" Hilbert replied as Onox and Veran got more lucky with a Bullet Bill.

"You've already said it for the millionth time!" Lady Kayura said as Duck Hunt Duo and Yuli/Bayonetta got to lap two.

"That's because I care about you so much!" Hilbert said as Lady Kayura used a Star item.

"Hilbert," Kayura said in the same fake, kind tone.

"What is it, Kayura, my sexy and wonderful girlfriend?" Hilbert asked as Veran and Onox suddenly fought Duck Hunt Duo and Yuli/Bayonetta for first place.

"Shut the hell up and focus on the race!" Lady Kayura replied as Wario destroyed Rottytops/Sky, Pauline/Peachette, and Hanzo/Ashe with Triple Red Shells.

"I'm with you, my alluring ray of sunshine!" Hilbert strongly agreed as Yamcha and Puar tried to battle it out against the top three.

"LIGHTNING STRIKES!" Farore screamed as Din and Nayru shrunk their opponents.

"They're not gonna win the event as long as Veran continues to mess with them, Farore!" Cye said as Din squashed a few of her opponents.

"But they can overcome that! You'll see!" Farore said as Ryuko slapped Wario and Waluigi with a Flower Boomerang.

"I doubt it," Widowmaker said as Veran and Onox jumped to first place with a Golden Mushroom.

"THANK YOU, YAMCHA! THANK YOU!" Mia screamed like a truly jealous person as Yamcha bombed Bayonetta and Yuli.

"Get off Yamcha's dick, you jealous diva," Widowmaker said as Yamcha/Puar and several other duos drove past Bayonetta and Yuli.

"YEAH! ANOTHER AWESOME MOMENT!" Mia screamed again as Bayonetta and Yuli turned into victims from Peachette's Red Shell.

"You bloody suck as a commentator, Mia!" Emily said as Bayonetta and Yuli fell at the bottom of the standings.

"Din and Nayru trying to come back with a vengeance!" Bowsette said as Din and Nayru got behind Veran and Onox.

"They'd better get 1st place!" Farore said as Rowen sat next to Hilda in the Mario Kart Stadium crowd section.

"Are you one of Hilbert's friends?" Rowen asked Hilda as Din/Nayru and Veran/Onox got into a heated arguement.

"Yes. You must be Rowen, a Ronin Warriors character," Hilda replied as Dog disrupted Din/Nayru and Veran/Onox's arguing by hitting them with two Green Shells.

"I am definitely Rowen," Rowen said as Duck Hunt Duo and Yamcha/Puar drove past Din/Nayru and Onox/Veran.

"I don't like how Kayura's treating Hilbert," Hilda said as Duck attacked Yamcha and Puar with her third Green Shell item.

"Me, too," Rowen said as Duck Hunt Duo went past the final lap.

Rowen and Hilda talked more about the bad relationship between Lady Kayura and Hilbert as Yamcha and Puar dropped to fifth place. After taking care of Duck Hunt Duo with a Spiny Shell, Veran and Onox got 1st place again, but their skinny rivals caught up with a Mushroom as Hanzo and Ashe fell to last place. Smiling evilly, Veran showed Din and Nayru a large fanart photo of her, Din, and Nayru half-naked. The details? Veran was sitting on a royal chair, she had her legs crossed, she was holding a double-leash with her left hand, Din and Nayru were shown to be her sex slaves, Din and Nayru were giving her lovely looks while fondling the latter's body, she was looking and smiling at Din, she had her right hand on Nayru's back, and hearts were scattered all over the photo.

That shocked the hell out of Din, Nayru, the commentators, the entire Mario Kart Stadium, viewers, and many others, especially the former two, with them blushing so hard. Ryuko took advantage of the major distraction as she blasted Din and Nayru with a Red Shell, but Onox and Veran suddenly increased their distance from their opponents as they used Triple Mushrooms and a Bullet Bill.

"THAT SHOULD BE AN AUTOMATIC DISQUALIFICATION!" Farore hollered.

"I hate to be the bearer of bad news, Farore, but that doesn't count against the rules. It's equivalent to Luigi's death stare and the middle finger," Ash said.

"Shit!" Farore cursed in frustration.

"Erm... that was hot, that fanart!" Cye said.

"You have to be mentally challenged to like that shit!" Farore insulted Cye.

"Damn, Farore..." Cye said.

"Cye's not the only one, Farore! Twitter's on fire thanks to that fanart!" Bowsette said as she showed her commentating partners the tweets.

"Infinite times hotter than Emily!? Who bloody wrote that!?" Emily yelled.

"Burn!" Mia said.

"Shut it, Mia," Widowmaker said coldly.

"Twitter can kiss my ass! Only virgin neckbeards go to that site and masturbate to wasted erotic fanart like basement-dwelling, jobless losers!" Farore said.

"The salt is real!" Ash said.

"She really mad, y'all!" Bowsette said.

Veran and Onox ultimately won first place. Then, the rest of their opponents crossed through the finish line, with Din and Nayru being extremely upset and angry over the incident. Lady Kayura, on the other hand, slapped Hilbert again, calling him a failure because of their 12th place finish. Hilbert apologized again, but Lady Kayura "forgave" him as she kissed him on the lips. Some people in the Mario Kart Stadium didn't like that, especially Rowen and Hilda.

"Kayura and Hilbert don't look like a good team as of now," Red's mom said. She, Red, and other past participants were sitting in an exclusive section of the stadium.

Finish:

1st: Veran and Onox

2nd: Ryuko and Satsuki

3rd: Duck Hunt Duo

4th: Din and Nayru

5th: Professor Burnet and Brigette

6th: Wario and Waluigi

7th: Rottytops and Sky

8th: Twitch and Vinegar

9th: Peachette and Pauline

10th: Yamcha and Puar

11th: Yuli and Bayonetta

12th: Lady Kayura and Hilbert

13th: Hanzo and Ashe

Total points:

25: Ryuko and Satsuki

23: Duck Hunt Duo

22: Wario and Waluigi

20: Twitch and Vinegar

20: Veran and Onox

20: Professor Burnet and Brigette

20: Rottytops and Sky

19: Peachette and Pauline

17: Din and Nayru

15: Hanzo and Ashe

15: Yamcha and Puar

14: Yuli and Bayonetta

3: Lady Kayura and Hilbert

End of Chapter 18

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Sweet Sweet Canyon....

Sweet Sweet Canyon had the word "delicious" written all over it, and it was a huge fan favorite. However, the course was extreme rare, making it a total of five appearances, with many fans wanting to see more of it. Despite the popularity, Emily strongly disliked the track, criticizing its design and calling it overrated.

Three... two... one... GO! Lady Kayura and Hilbert got to first place pretty fast, but Duck Hunt Duo and several other duos went past them seconds five seconds later. That moment caused Lady Kayura to yell at Hilbert as Duck Hunt Duo, Twitch/Vinegar, Ryuko/Satsuki, Yuli/Bayonetta, and Veran/Onox collected their items. Twitch/Vinegar and Ryuko/Satsuki used their Bullet Bills items as Veran/Onox increased their movement with the Star item.

"Gotcha, bitches!" Yuli yelled as he used his Piranha Plant item against Duck Hunt Duo.

"Impressive, my darling," Bayonetta said as she fondled Yuli's hair.

"Ugly slut..." Mia said in a jealous tone as Din took her anger out on Hanzo/Ashe with a Red Shell.

"Mia's at it again, people!" Emily said as Wario activated his Lightning item.

"I'm still bitter... Tracer and Mei need to make some changes after this event..." Farore said as Wario and Waluigi stormed their way to fourth place.

"Damn, I really HATE those two..." Bowsette said, hoping that Wario and Waluigi would collapse.

"You are a hypocrite, Farore," Widowmaker said as Ryuko owned Twitch and Vinegar with a Spiny Shell.

"Hypocrite!? What the heck are you talkin' about, Amelie!?" Farore asked as Veran and Onox furthered their lead with another Star.

"It's still early, but Veran and Onox are racing like real contenders!" Cye said as Onox and Veran got into lap two.

"Don't act like an idiot, Farore! During event 36, also known as fluke city, Din and Nayru had used cheap taunts against each and every one of their opponents, and you said that their taunt tactics were a great strategy to win!" Emily replied for Widowmaker as the latter nodded.

"Damn, Emily just owned your flat-chested ass, Farore!" Mia said as Hanzo smashed Lady Kayura/Hilbert, Brigette/Professor Burnet, and Rottytops/Sky with three Green Shells.

"What-friggin'-ever!" Farore yelled as Yuli and Bayonetta overused their two Triple Mushroom items.

"LOSE!" Mia yelled as Hanzo went ballistic against Pauline/Peachette, Din/Nayru, and Duck Hunt Duo with three Red Shells.

"We get it, Mia. You've always loved Yuli ever since you two met for the first time," Cye teased as Yamcha and Puar surprised Wario and Waluigi with a Bullet Bill.

"Piss the hell off, Cye!" Mia yelled as Lanette (Pokemon) sat next to Ash.

"Miss me, Ash?" Lanette asked as Yamcha and Puar continued to rise with a Golden Mushroom.

"I do, baby," Ash replied, confirming to new viewers that he's Lanette's boyfriend.

"Oh, boy, here we friggin' go with the extra Burnet and Brigette love!" Bowsette said as Yuli owned Ryuko/Satsuki and Twitch/Vinegar with the Flower Boomerang.

"Nice meeting you again, Bowsette!" Lanette said as Yamcha and Puar went past Twitch/Vinegar and Satsuki/Ryuko.

After collecting a Bullet Bill and a Triple Mushroom, Hanzo initiated the Bullet Bill item before running over Ryuko/Satsuki and Twitch/Vinegar. Then, Hanzo and Ashe went past Yuli/Bayonetta and Puar/Yamcha with the extra help of the Triple Mushroom, hopping to second place. Veran laid six bananas, but Hanzo and Ashe avoided all of them before getting a Star from an item box. The Overwatch duo jumped to first place with the item. Yuli/Bayonetta and Puar/Yamcha drove past Veran and Onox as Din blinded Wario and Waluigi with a Blooper.

Final lap for Hanzo and Ashe! Seconds later, they got an item, but it was a Red Shell. Ashe launched it backwards, but the weapon missed Yamcha/Puar as Yamcha/Puar and Bayonetta/Yuli claimed their items! Yuli wasted the hell out of the Crazy Eight, while Yamcha desperately used the Bullet Bill.

"PAYBACK TIME!" Din and Nayru screamed in unison as they they made Veran and Onox their bitches with a Spiny Shell.

Yamcha/Puar and Bayonetta/Yuli collected more useful items, speed boost items, and they used them to cakewalk the rest of the race. Finish! 1st: Yuli/Bayonetta. 2nd: Yamcha/Puar. The others had a bit of driving left.

"WOW! This is the very first time that the leader of points has thirty-five points or less after course four!" Ash said.

"Most competitors here LOVE to make history! That's what makes Super Mario Kart very exciting!" Lanette said.

"I can't believe that Yuli and Bayonetta are possibly going to be in the top three after this race! Yuli really wants his promise to come true!" Cye said.

"The unpredictability nature of Super Mario Kart will bite them in the ass, Cye! They won't win it all!" Mia said.

"I strongly agree that the sport is unpredictable, but you're just being a jealous bitch!" Emily said.

"I am not jealous, but watch out for my picks! They'll probably steamroll through the rest of the event!" Mia said.

"Looks like my picks will be in the top three in total points!" Cye said.

"I still have faith in my picks," Widowmaker said.

"I have a bad feeling that Yamcha and Puar, my current picks, might collapse after course four, but I hope I'm wrong!" Bowsette said.

"From the looks of it, Din and Nayru will finish fourth, tying up with Bayonetta/Yuli and Puar/Yamcha! Outside of Kayura and Hilbert, the other duos are playing tough against each other! Oh, wait, I won't count Veran and Onox for their lame tactic!" Farore said.

"Your hypocrisy strikes again!" Cye said.

"Go shove a banana up your ass, loser," Farore said.

Now, the other duos went through the finish line.

"Hilbert, let's talk in private during break," Lady Kayura said, still using that fake, kind tone.

"I'll never say no to that, but I want to show you several gifts before the fifth course begins!" Hilbert said.

Finish:

1st: Yuli and Bayonetta

2nd: Yamcha and Puar

3rd: Hanzo and Ashe

4th: Din and Nayru

5th: Duck Hunt Duo

6th: Peachette and Pauline

7th: Veran and Onox

8th: Professor Burnet and Brigette

9th: Rottytops and Sky

10th: Twitch and Vinegar

11th: Lady Kayura and Hilbert

12th: Ryuko and Satsuki

13th: Wario and Waluigi

Total points:

31: Duck Hunt Duo

26: Yuli and Bayonetta

26: Yamcha and Puar

26: Ryuko and Satsuki

26: Peachette and Pauline

26: Veran and Onox

26: Din and Nayru

25: Hanzo and Ashe

25: Professor Burnet and Brigette

24: Rottytops and Sky

23: Twitch and Vinegar

22: Wario and Waluigi

5: Lady Kayura and Hilbert

End of Chapter 19

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Mario Kart Stadium...

As usual, all competitors came back here for a mandatory thirty-minute break. Lady Kayura told Hilbert to follow her, and he did. Ryuko and Satsuki went somewhere else. Professor Burnet and Brigette, too. The other duos began to chat with one another.

In a locker room...

"Hilbert, we are finished!" Lady Kayura yelled.

"Finished...?" Hilbert said, looking worried.

"Don't act like you don't hear me, Hilbert! I've never loved you! The reason I had chosen you as a pretend-boyfriend was because I wanted a male partner! Our chances of winning this event is worse than the other duos because of you! Oh, and another thing! We would've won nine straight events had you not made so many stupid mistakes in events 36, 38, 40, 42, and 44! You are the WORST being to ever exist in this crossover galaxy! After this event ends, I never want to see your pathetic ass ever again!" Lady Kayura ranted.

"Wow..." Hilbert said, shedding tears from his eyes.

"Oh, did I hurt your little feelings!? I don't care! Again, you are the worst!" Lady Kayura said.

Hilbert shedded more tears, being very hurt. Hilbert had promised Lady Kayura that he'd show her several gifts, but what were they?

"Kayura..." Hilbert said in a broken and hurtful tone.

"What do you want!?" Lady Kayura said.

"Although... you've dumped me... I still want to show you... the several gifts..." Hilbert said, still crying.

"Get it over with! I 100% guarantee that they're all shitty gifts!" Lady Kayura said.

"For you..." Hilbert said lowly, revealing the four gifts, very expensive ones.

Lady Kayura dropped her jaw, legitimatelly shocked. The gifts? An $8,500.00 platinum necklace with diamonds, a $5,000.00 golden pearl necklace, two attached $10,000.00 golden twin sai necklace, and a $50,000.00 Lady Kayura, The Ancient One platinum necklace with diamonds.

"H-H-Hilbert..." Lady Kayura remained in shock as she took the expensive gifts from Hilbert.

"Before I had decided to become to a Super Mario Kart participant, I had gotten involved in over 2,000 Pokemon battles, earning so much money and other prizes. I had originally wanted to save the money for charity, until you had met me. During the day of our first encounter, you had claimed that you were falling love with me, and after the moment where you had touched your lips against mine and grabbed my butt, I had changed my mind on the charity thing. I had purchased the $8,500.00 platinum necklace with diamonds and the $5,000.00 golden pearl necklace in the Pokemon universe, but I had paid professional jewelry makers $10,000.00 and $50,000.00 for the golden twin sai necklace and the Lady Kayura, The Ancient One platinum necklace, respectively, which all had started six months ago..." Hilbert explained. "Sadly, I had wasted all of my money on everything revolving around you because you never loved me..."

"They are all beautiful, Hilbert..." Lady Kayura said in a non-bitchy tone.

"You're lying, Kayura..." Hilbert said.

"I'm telling you the truth, Hilbert..." Lady Kayura said.

"Just stop... Please..." Hilbert said.

"I'm sorry, Hilbert... Please forgive me..." Lady Kayura said, shedding a tear.

"All the yelling and blaming against me... It turns out that I had never done anything wrong...My friends had wanted me to break up with you, but I was so dumb enough to think that you were a good girl with a good heart... Your heart is not good... A bitch like you don't deserve to be forgiven..." Hilbert said.

"I'm so sorry..." Lady Kayura really meant it as she shedded more tears.

"Enough... Don't say another word to me... I'll drive from now on..." Hilbert said, then he left.

Outside, Hilda and Rowen, who had seen Hilbert and Lady Kayura together several minutes ago, headed straight to the locker room, but they stopped as Hilbert, very upset and angry, came out of it, with Hilbert gritting his teeth and shaking his fists. Then, they went in before being startled by the unexpected, which was Lady Kayura breaking down in tears. Lady Kayura was holding the expensive items.

"What have I done...?" Lady Kayura continued to sob, regretting her actions against Hilbert.

Hilda and Rowen left happy.

in the empty Super Mario Kart video room...

"Burnet, how could you!?" Professor Kukui yelled in shock, after catching Professor Burnet and Brigette make out.

"Kukui, this isn't what it looks like!" Professor Burnet said in a fake-guilty tone, smiling at Professor Kukui.

"You promised you wouldn't cheat on me!" Professor Kukui cried.

"Burnet loves women more than men, Kukui! Get lost!" Brigette yelled.

"We're getting a divorce after this event is over, Kukui!" Professor Burnet said.

"Fine..." Professor Kukui said, leaving, feeling extremely heartbroken.

Outside...

"Still angry?" Ashe taunted Din and Nayru.

"We've heard about it from those tall simpletons. You two are a waste, reprehensible, anorexia dolts," Hanzo insulted Din and Nayru.

"Leave us alone!" Din hollered.

""Leave us alone!"" Ashe mocked Din. "Sad losers!"

"You guys are as bad as Veran and Onox!" Nayru cried.

"We are not like them because we've won three events, and they've won none," Hanzo said.

"Event 36 was nothing compared to the ones Hanzo and I had won! After our break ends, Hanzo and I will dominate the hell out of the second half of event 45!" Ashe said.

"But if we somehow lose, we won't give the winner any credit because Ashe and I will always be above anybody," Hanzo said, then he and Ashe left Din and Nayru alone.

Near the commentary section...

"Ash... Burnet cheated on me," Professor Kukui said as he distracted the commentators.

"With who?" Lanette asked for Ash.

"Your older sister..." Professor Kukui replied.

"Oh, I knew that!" Lanette said.

"I knew it, too!" Ash said, then Cye, Widowmaker, Emily, Farore, and Bowsette glanced at him. Mia wasn't here; she was in the smoking area, but she was planning on doing something else next, something very predictable.

"Damn... I won't come here ever again..." Professor Kukui said before leaving.

"Damn, Ash, I never knew you had a very naughty side like that!" Farore said.

"Yeah, Ash, you were like a nice, innocent son to Kukui!" Bowsette said.

"Sometimes, life is fair or not fair for all individuals, and you can't control what others, independent people, do," Ash said.

"Ash does have a point!" Emily said.

"You've spoken the truth, Ash," Widowmaker said.

"Well... I really have nothing to say about the whole cheating thing... Just minding my own business!" Cye said.

In the women's restroom (Participant area)...

"I love you, Satsuki... I don't care what others will think of us if they find out about our secret..." Ryuko said as she made out with Satsuki.

"I love you, too, Ryuko..." Satsuki said, having her hands all over Ryuko's smaller ass.

"Well, well, well. What do we have here?" a familiar female character said, distracting Ryuko and Satsuki, having Nui and Rei (Kill La Kill) by her side.

"Damn!" Ryuko cursed.

"Piss off, Ragyo!" Satsuki said, still refusing to call Ragyo "mother".

"And why are you with them, Rei (Kill La Kill)!?" Ryuko asked.

"Both, especially Ragyo, deserve a second chance. Let us all start over," Rei (Kill La Kill) replied.

"A second chance!?" Ryuko yelled.

"Start over!? With Ragyo!? NEVER!" Satsuki yelled, too.

"Why the angry tone, my children? Nui and I have changed," Ragyo said calmly.

"We don't believe you!" Satsuki said.

"And we're not your damn children! You're nothing but a horrible monster, the worst anime character ever!" Ryuko said.

Saying nothing else, Ragyo went straight to Satsuki before giving her a kiss on the lips, astounding both Ryuko and Satsuki. Nui and Rei (Kill La Kill) smiled at the lesbian action. Eight seconds later, Ragyo broke the kiss.

"A pleasant mother-daughter kiss," Ragyo said.

"..." the angry and astounded Satsuki couldn't think of anything to say.

"My turn!" Nui sang before shocking Ryuko and Satsuki with a brief kiss towards Ryuko's lips.

"The heavy blushing from my daughters. It's obvious that they want us back in their lives," Ragyo said.

"That's not true!" Satsuki yelled.

"We've already made a deal with Tracer and Mei," Ragyo said.

"What friggin' deal!?" Ryuko asked.

"We've given all of our powers to them after event 36, wanting to live normal lives," Ragyo replied.

"Hey, wait a minute... The news after event 36... Tracer and Mei had said that two anime characters had given away their powers to them..." Ryuko said.

"That's true..." Satsuki said.

"Enough about that. Kiss again, for dear mother. Nui and I cannot do anything evil anymore," Ragyo said.

"Kiss half-naked! Hehehe!" Nui said.

With that being said, Ryuko and Satsuki took their clothes off, revealing their bra and panties. They made out infront of Rei (Kill La Kill) and their former enemies. Nui felt horny as hell, rubbing all over Ragyo's nice, big ass. Rei (Kill La Kill), too, with her rubbing Ragyo's special area from the outside.

"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!?" Yuli screamed, after he and Bayonetta went into the women's restroom.

The Kill La Kill girls got distracted from Yuli's yelling.

"Yuli, the infamous commentator. You've brought the gorgeous Bayonetta with you," Ragyo said.

"Man, we've entered the wrong place! Let's leave, Bayonetta!" Yuli said.

"Wait, you two! Yuli, I love your commentating, and you're amazing at it!" Rei (Kill La Kill) said.

"Thanks, but Bayonetta and I really need to leave!" Yuli said.

"Stay with us for a bit," Rei (Kill La KIll) said, getting closer to Yuli, giving him a creepy, but sexual look.

"You heard her. Stay," Ragyo said as Rei (Kill La Kill) placed her hands on Yuli's cheeks.

"Are you fine with this, Bayonetta?" Yuli asked.

"They look beautiful enough to have fun with us, Yuli," Bayonetta replied.

"You're into women, too, Bayonetta? Wonderful," Ragyo said.

"Yuli, regardless of how the event ends, you and Bayonetta share your prize money with us. Now, french me!" Rei (Kill La Kill) said, then she and Yuli made out.

"You've picked the right boyfriend, Bayonetta. Yuli looks like the type of male that belongs to us," Ragyo said as she fondled Bayonetta's ass.

"Yuli's a wonderful boyfriend. You Kill La Kill girls can share him with me all you want," Bayonetta said, touching Ragyo's ass as well.

"You've got yourself a harem, huh, Yuli!?" the jealous Mia yelled as she distracted Yuli and the other girls.

"Mia!?" Yuli said in a surprising manner.

"Another beautiful woman that obviously knows Yuli, the event 34 winner, the event 35 choke artist. Join Yuli's harem," Ragyo said.

"Join...!? I-I... Ugh...!" Mia said before running off.

"I tihnk she likes you, too, Yuli, but give her time to join," Ragyo said.

"Mia's pretty!" Yuli said as Rei (Kill La Kill) kissed all over his face.

"Ryuko. Satsuki. Continue to race and fight with bra and panties only," Ragyo said.

"Yes, mother," Ryuko and Satsuki said in unison.

Near the commentary section...

"Where have you been, Mia?" Emily sang.

"None of your bloody business, Emily!" Mia replied.

"We all know why you've left, Mia. But outside of that, Kukui had found out that Burnet's cheating on him with Brigette, and Ash and Lanette knew it!" Bowsette said.

"REALLY!?" Mia exclaimed.

"Yes, really," Widowmaker said.

"And we saw Hilbert angry and crying, but Kayura was crying as well," Cye said.

"Kayura was holding expensive looking shit while she was crying!" Lanette said.

"Hmmm... Let me guess... Kayura dumped Hilbert, Hilbert got heartrbroken, Hilbert showed Kayura the shit he had bought for her, Kayura apologized and regretted her bitchy behavior towards Hilbert, Hilbert rejected the apology and called her a bitch, and Hilbert never wanted Kayura to talk to him again!" Mia said, but she was 100% correct.

"Maybe so, but I'm glad that their relationship is over! They were never great lovers to begin with!" Ash said.

Five minutes before break ends...

"Sorry I'm late, all! I was on Twitter!" DJ Mary said, showing up. "But anyway, event 45 is turning out to be a very competitive event! It's like event 35 all over again! Erm... Yuli and Bayonetta! I'll start off with you crossover duo first! An 11th place projected finish that's current tied second! Any response to that?"

"We will continue to fight hard!" Bayonetta said as some of the crowd cheered for both her and Yuli.

"Yeah! And as for the asshole commentators, except for one, that doubted us at the beginning, I just want to say F you all! Assholes!" Yuli said before giving Ash, Cye, Widowmaker, Emily, Bowsette, and Farore the finger. Ash, Cye, Lanette and Bowsette mocked Yuli, but Widowmaker, Emily, and Farore cursed at him. As for Mia, she glared at Bayonetta, Satsuki, and Ryuko.

"If Yuli and Bayonetta finish higher than us, we don't mind!" Satsuki said, placing her hand on Yuli's right shoulder.

"In my opinion, they're the best event 45 duo, regardless of finish!" Ryuko said.

"Wow, that's what I called respect for your opponents!" DJ Mary said as Ash, Widowmaker, Bowsette, Lanette, Cye, Emily, and Farore murmured to each other about Ryuko and Satsuki's words towards Yuli and Bayonetta, with Emily, Ash, Widowmaker, and Bowsette looking at the glaring and pissed off Mia. "Now, to Duck Hunt Duo! They were projected to finish last place. But our beloved animals proved the experts wrong because they have the most points as of now!" DJ Mary added as 99% of the crowd cheered the hell out of Duck Hunt Duo.

"Only autistic losers and retards cheer for animals like that," Ashe said to Hanzo as Hanzo nodded.

"Last but not least, Yamcha and Puar!" DJ Mary said, then the crowd, 90% of them, booed the living shit out of Yamcha and Puar.

"YOU SUCK, YAMCHA!" Tights (Dragon Ball series), Bulma's older sister, screamed.

"You tell him, big sis!" Bulma said.

"Oh, my, Yamcha! A rain of boos!" DJ Mary said. "Your response towards the boos, Yamcha?"

"Puar and I will keep our heads up! That is all!" Yamcha replied, then the crowd jeered the hell out of him and Puar again.

"Alright, then! See y'all after Rainbow Road!" DJ Mary said before leaving.

"Our opponents might fight harder, but we can still win this!" Puar said.

"I know we can, Puar!" Yamcha said before noticing Hilbert and Lady Kayura, both still the same, being separated. "Hey, what's wrong with Kayura and Hilbert?" Yamcha asked, then Puar looked at them.

"I dunno, but whatever it is, it's not our business!" Puar replied.

Updated projected final standings:

1st: Hanzo and Ashe (65.5% chance of winning)

2nd: Wario and Waluigi (57% chance of winning)

3rd: Din and Nayru (53.5% chance of winning)

4th: Ryuko and Satsuki (43.1% chance of winning)

5th: Peachette and Pauline (36% chance of winning)

6th: Duck Hunt Duo (29.9% chance of winning)

7th: Twitch and Vinegar (26% chance of winning)

8th: Yuli and Bayonetta (20% chance of winning)

9th: Yamcha and Puar (17.7% chance of winning)

10th: Lady Kayura and Hilbert (15% chance of winning)

11th: Professor Burnet and Brigette (13.3% chance of winning)

12th: Rottytops and Sky (11.8% chance of winning)

13th: Veran and Onox (10% chance of winning)

End of Chapter 20

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Shy Guy Falls...

This track was considered to be one of the least favorite tracks. Almost every Super Mario Kart fan had criticized the design for looking very lazy, and they didn't like the amount of Shy Guys. But despite the critically panned reviews from the fans, Emily loved the course.

Three... two... one... GO! Hilbert and Lady Kayura got to first place, with Hilbert having a very angry look on his face, wanting this event to end right now. The separated duo obtained Triple Green Shells, then Yuli/Bayonetta, Wario/Waluigi, Sky/Rottytops, and Onox/Veran got an item of their own. Hilbert launched all Green Shells backwards, successfully hitting Onox/Veran, Yuli/Bayonetta, and Sky/Rottytops. Wario activated his Red Shell towards Hilbert and Lady Kayura, but Hilbert avoided the weapon by moving right.

"Hilbert's doing good right now!" Bowsette said as the last place Din/Nayru smacked Duck Hunt Duo with a Red Shell.

"But he's bloody mad, and I mean very, very mad!" Emily said as Hilbert used the collected Star item.

"We've NEVER seen Hilbert this mad before!" Ash said as Ryuko attacked Peachette/Pauline, Professor Burnet/Brigette, Twitch/Vinegar, and Hanzo/Ashe with fireballs while ignoring Yuli and Bayonetta.

"That was a nice move from Ryuko, but why did she ignore Yuli and Bayonetta? Something funny's going on with them, Ryuko, and Satsuki!" Farore said as Wario desperately used a Bullet Bill.

"Only Mia knows why!" Widowmaker said as Hilbert decided not to use two neccessary items right now.

"I don't know shit!" Mia lied as Wario and Waluigi got ahead of Hilbert and Lady Kayura.

"Yes, you do, but we'll find out sooner or later!" Cye said as Waluigi and Wario became victims of Hilbert's Spiny Shell.

Yamcha and Puar suddenly went past Wario/Waluigi and Lady Kayura/Hilbert thanks to a Star and a Mushroom. But Hilbert wasted the same weapon against them afterwards, then he and Lady Kayura reached lap two before obtaining a Bullet Bill and using it.

"Hilbert, can we tal-"

"Shut up, Kayura," Hilbert cut Lady Kayura off with a cold tone as Nayru and Din got more revenge on Veran and Onox by using a Bob-omb against them.

"But-"

"It'd be better off if you kill yourself instead, bitch," Hilbert cut Lady Kayura off again as Brigette owned Duck Hunt Duo and Peachette/Pauline with the Piranha Plant weapon.

Lady Kayura started crying, but Hilbert didn't give a damn because of the way Lady Kayura had mistreated him prior to this course. Meanwhile, Bulma and Tights started a "Yamcha sucks!" chant very loud, then the same attended beings that hated Yamcha followed both Dragon Ball sisters' chants. Ragyo, Rei (Kill La Kill), and Nui didn't care about the chants because Yuli/Bayonetta and Ryuko/Satsuki were the only things they cared about. Also, most of the past participants didn't mind Yamcha.

"Oh, boy, the bandwagon hate is at it again!" Bowsette said as Hanzo/Ashe and Twitch/Vinegar used speed-boosting items.

"Not a fan of Yamcha, but he doesn't deserve this," Ash said as Hilbert decided to use shortcuts to get this course over with.

"The bandwagon hate was so two decades ago, and I meant the common universe!" Lanette said.

"Je m'en fous (I could care less about) Yamcha," Widowmaker said.

"Yamcha est (is) Yamcha! Sanglant perdant (Bloody loser)!" Emily spoke in French, too.

"I don't mind Yamcha!" Cye said.

"Yamcha's one of the weakest anime characters ever, but I'll take him over Veran and Onox anyday!" Farore said.

"Better than Bayonetta, and I'm not joking!" Mia said.

"La jalousie frappe a nouveau (Jealousy strikes again)," Widowmaker teased in French.

Thanks to the shortcuts and extra speed-boost item, Hilbert and Lady Kayura got to the final lap. Wario/Waluigi, Professor Burnet/Brigette, and Twitch/Vinegar fought for second place as the fifth place Rottytops/Sky tried to get involved. Ahead of Din and Nayru, both Hanzo and Ashe continued to taunt them, and Din unintentionally took the bait as she fired a Green Shell towards them. But Ashe suddenly used a Red Shell as a shield, then a Green Shell against Din and Nayru.

Veran and Onox witnessed the assault as they came closer to their enemies. Then, Veran blew a kiss at Din and Nayru as she and Onox drove past them. Still couldn't get over the incident, Din and Nayru got close to Veran and Onox, gave them the finger, and then blasted them with a Red Shell. That scene made Farore act like a total fangirl towards her Oracle friends. Ryuko/Satsuki and Yuli/Bayonetta drove past Onox and Veran, with the two duo waving and smiling at each ohter. The moment pissed Mia off big time.

Hilbert and Lady Kayura became the first to win, but the duo remained quiet. Wario/Waluigi won the second place battle, after abusing a Golden Mushroom. Scientific lesbian partners got third, then everybody else went through the finish line.

"THIRTY-FIVE POINTS FOR MY SIS AND SIS-IN-LAW, THE HIGHEST!" Lanette acted very excited.

"We have three courses left, Lanette, but they won't get the most points at the end! My picks, Duck Hunt Duo, will!" Cye said.

"You've picked them of all duos!? I know anything can happen, but them!? You'll be disappointed after Rainbow Road!" Lanette said.

"I won't!" Cye said.

"Does anybody notice that Kayura and Hilbert are still in the hunt for the 1st place prize? This event is nuts!" Farore said.

"I don't want them to make a comeback, but they might earn twelve points two more times! Hilbert had played like a bloody beast!" Emily said.

"Hilbert has definitely turned different after that break-up!" Ash said.

"I bet everybody inside and outside the betting world are happy that their picks, all thirteen duos, aren't mathematically eliminated!" Bowsette said.

"Former Cynthia x Dawn retards are probably pissed off right now!" Mia said.

"You're right, Mia! Check this shit out!" Cye said, showing the other commentators a couple of tweets from his Android phone.

"Salty salty!" Bowsette said.

"Brain-dead retards, always calling innocent people criminals in the past and shit!" Emily said.

"Refresh the page, Cye," Widowmaker said, then Cye refreshed it.

"Holy crap, Cynthia had posted a tweet! Viewers, she tweeted, "Get the hell over it, losers, and worry about the rest of event 45!" Her new girlfriend, Leaf, wrote, "Cynthia x Leaf 4ever!"," Ash said.

"Does Cynthia x Leaf have any fans?" Farore asked.

"A few, I think," Ash replied.

"Few or not, they're more intelligent than the faggity faggots, known as the former Cynthia x Dawn fagtards!" Emily said.

Finish:

1st: Hilbert and Lady Kayura

2nd: Wario and Waluigi

3rd: Professor Burnet and Brigette

4th: Twitch and Vinegar

5th: Hanzo and Ashe

6th: Rottytops and Sky

7th: Din and Nayru

8th: Ryuko and Satsuki

9th: Yuli and Bayonetta

10th: Yamcha and Puar

11th: Duck Hunt Duo

12th: Peachette and Pauiline

13th: Veran and Onox

Total points:

35: Professor Burnet and Brigette

33: Duck Hunt Duo

33: Wario and Waluigi

33: Hanzo and Ashe

32: Din and Nayru

32: Twitch and Vinegar

31: Ryuko and Satsuki

31: Rottytops and Sky

30: Yuli and Bayonetta

29: Yamcha and Puar

27: Peachette and Pauline

26: Veran and Onox

17: Hilbert and Lady Kayura

End of Chapter 21

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Thwomp Ruins...

Thwomp Ruins was another least favorite course, a lot worse than Shy Guy Falls. This course was very infamous for its constant and annoying Thwomps. Although it was gimmicky, many fans and most competitors, current and former, claimed that Thwomp Ruins was too forced, due to the amount of Thwomps and the overall design. Despite all the negativity against Thwomp Ruins, this was Hilbert's number one favorite track.

Three... two... one... GO! Everybody got a small speed boost, but Hilbert and Lady Kayura remained in first place. Then, they obtained a Blooper item. Din/Nayru got a Red Shell, and Twitch/Vinegar collected a Star. Din attempted to assault Hilbert and Lady Kayura, but the shell ended up hitting Veran and Onox, and that put a smile on both Din and Nayru's faces as Twitch and Vinegar went past Hilbert and Lady Kayura while being invincible.

After the break-up crossover duo collection the Coin item, Dog attacked both with a Green Shell. Afterwards, the infuriated Hilbert slammed his fists against the wheel, cursing very loud, frightening his quiet ex-girlfriend. Then, Hilbert used the Blooper against Wario and Waluigi as Rottytops and Sky launched like hell with a Bullet Bill. Next, Hilbert and Lady Kayura got two Golden Mushrooms, then Hilbert used them like a batshit crazy person on the loose as Yuli/Bayonetta and Satsuki/Ryuko double-teamed Yamcha and Puar with a Spiny Shell and a Green Shell.

"Goddamn, Hilbert's using the Golden Mushrooms like a damn pro!" Ash said as Onox failed to assault Professor Burnet and Brigette with each thrown fireball.

"Don't forget to remember the fact that Thwomp Ruin is Hilbert's favorite course," Widowmaker said as Professor Burnet wacked Veran and Onox with a Red Shell.

"Everybody else hates that bloody track! In the past, Amelie and I had always struggled in that track, finishing 8th or worse!" Emily ranted as Hilbert and Lady Kayura jumped to first place.

"Souvenirs terribles (Awful memories)," Widowmaker said in French as Twitch and Vinegar became a victim of Hilbert's Red Shell.

"Hilbert's still on fire, but my friends are doing good as well!" Farore said as Din stole Peachette/Pauline's Mushroom item.

"If not for that break-up, Hilbert and Lady Kayura would be eliminated from getting the biggest prize right now!" Cye said as Din and Nayru went past Peachette and Pauline.

"Prior to Event 45's Shy Guy Falls, Hilbert had NEVER driven in a single race, but he had always taken practice activities," Bowsette said as Veran shrinked her opponents with the Lightning item.

"Damn..." Farore cursed as Veran and Onox went past some of their opponents.

"Good for them, but they still got a lot of driving left!" Mia said, then the shrunken opponents returned to normal.

"OH, NOT AGAIN!" Farore screamed as Veran used another Lightning item.

"Two Lightning activations in a row had already happened fifteen times, with Cynthia and Dawn doing to eight times during their dynasty!" Ash reminded as Veran and Onox almost got closer to Hilbert and Lady Kayura.

"Are they gonna- they did!" Lanette said as Veran and Onox squashed Hilbert and Lady Kayura.

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Farore jeered.

"Veran and Onox winning event 45 would make Din and Nayru retire from Super Mario Kart!" Cye said as Hanzo and Ashe got crushed by a Thwomp.

"I swear to God, if they somehow win the event, I won't commentate ever again!" Farore promised as Hilbert retaliated against Veran and Onox with a fireball.

"You suck as a commentator, anyway!" Emily said.

"Up yours, bitch!" Farore cursed as Hilbert attacked Veran and Onox again with the same weapon.

"Man, this is not the Hilbert I know, but he's doing very well!" Hilda said as Din and Nayru got ahead of their rivals.

"It'd be insane if Hilbert and Kayura make a comeback! I'm not comparing it to that historic comeback from event 35, by the way!" Rowen said as Din and Nayru dodged Hilbert's Red Shell.

"But what if they do? How would they share the money and trophy together?" Hilda asked as Hanzo and Ashe got flattened by another Thwomp.

"Hilbert would probably give it all to Kayura, then he'll make money on his own. Either as a Pokemon trainer or a Super Mario Kart participant with a different partner!" Rowen replied as Ryuko and Satsuki started flirting with Yuli.

"You might be right about Hilbert giving the big prize away to Kayura!" Hilda said as Bayonetta began to fondle Yuli's chest. "Anyway, who did you pick to win?"

"Twitch and Vinegar!" Rowen replied as Veran and Onox returned to the fight of first place with a Bullet Bill. "You?"

"Rottytops and Sky!" Hilda said as Veran called Din and Nayru "Sexy Oracles".

"Both Shantae duos? That's cool!" Rowen said as Hilbert and Lady Kayura blazed away from Din/Nayru and Veran/Onox with Triple Mushrooms.

"It is!" Hilda said as Onox staggered Din and Nayru with the Boo item. "So, um... do you have any plans after this event is over?"

"I don't have any plans, so that means I'm free anytime!" Rowen replied as Onox used the same stolen weapon, a Spiny Shell against Din and Nayru.

"Great, great!" Hilda said as Hanzo and Ashe escaped from last place by wasting two Mushrooms. "But, um... You don't mind having some coffee with me at my mother's house, right?"

"Sounds lovely!" Rowen replied as Din and Nayru suddenly plummeted in the standings.

"A few friends of mine are here, but they'll come over, too!" Hilda said as Hilbert, mostly, and Lady Kayura continued to impress many people.

"I'm looking forward to meeting them in person!" Rowen said as Din and Nayru fell to last place. "Umm... Have you liked Hilbert before?"

"I was never interested in him!" Hilda replied as Yamcha and Puar jumped ahead of Bayonetta/Yuli and Satsuki/Ryuko, but barely below Peachette/Pauline and Vinegar/Twitch. "What do you think of Kayura, scale wise?"

"A 3 out of 10. She's not my type!" Rowen replied.

"What about me?" Hilda asked kindly.

"Umm... I... erm..." Rowen stammered.

"It's okay, Rowen!" Hilda said, knowing that Rowen liked her.

Hilbert and Lady Kayura won twelve points for the second consecutive time, lowering their opponents chances of eliminating them from 1st prize contention. Then, the other duos got their own points except for Din and Nayru, who finished last.

"Wario/Waluigi, Yamcha/Puar, Yuli/Bayonetta, Ryuko/Satsuki, and Veran/Onox are all tied for third place at this time! Friggin' insane!" Bowsette said.

"Only two of those five duos will collapse!" Mia said.

"We all know who you're talking about, Mia!" Cye sang.

"Shut the hell up, Cye!" Mia said.

"What's even more insane is that Hilbert and Kayura are still in contention for the 1st place prize, but besides them, Professor Burnet and Brigette have the second-most points! YEAH!" Ash said.

"Pokemon represent!" Lanette said.

"Does Hilbert count?" Widowmaker asked.

"His partner isn't a Pokemon character, so no!" Lanette replied.

"It's so disgusting that Veran and Onox are friggin' tied for third!" Farore said.

"Bloody get over it, ya whiner!" Emily shouted.

"To be honest, it's Din and Nayru's own fault for being Veran's enemies, so if they lose, they have no one to blame but themselves!" Cye said.

"The truth, Farore!" Bowsette said.

"Screw you both!" Farore said.

Finish:

1st: Hilbert and Lady Kayura

2nd: Veran and Onox

3rd: Twitch and Vinegar

4th: Peachette and Pauline

5th: Yamcha and Puar

6th: Yuli and Bayonetta

7th: Ryuko and Satsuki

8th: Rottytops and Sky

9th: Wario and Waluigi

10th: Professor Burnet and Brigette

11th: Hanzo and Ashe

12th: Duck Hunt Duo

13th: Din and Nayru

Total points:

42: Twitch and Vinegar

38: Professor Burnet and Brigette

37: Wario and Waluigi

37: Yamcha and Puar

37: Yuli and Bayonetta

37: Ryuko and Satsuki

37: Veran and Onox

36: Peachette and Pauline

36: Rottytops and Sky

35: Hanzo and Ashe

34: Duck Hunt Duo

32: Din and Nayru

29: Hilbert and Lady Kayura

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Wii Moo Moo Meadows...

95% of Super Mario Kart fans had thought that Wii Moo Moo Meadows was one of the most boring courses ever because of its lazy atmosphere. But most participants throughout SMK history had liked it because of how easy and simple it was.

Three... two... one... GO! The already first place duo, Lady Kayura and Hilbert earned a small speed boost, but so did everybody else. Then, they became the first duo to earn an item, Triple Red Shells. Hilbert launched them backwards, attacking Twitch/Vinegar, Professor Burnet/Brigette, and Duck Hunt Duo. Waluigi and Wario jumped to first place very fast thanks to their Golden Mushroom item. The last place Veran and Onox hurled their three bananas, hitting Yuli/Bayonetta, Ryuko/Satsuki, and Peachette/Pauline.

"What Onox and Veran had done was a beauty. That's what Super Mario Kart is all about!" the jealous Mia said as Hilbert eluded Waluigi's backwards Green Shell.

"Bitch, please! Everybody had done the same action over the past forty-five events!" Bowsette said as Wario barely avoided Hilbert's Red Shell.

"Viewers, Mia's just jealous that Yuli's having fun with Bayonetta, Ryuko, and Satsuki, that's all!" Ash said as Hanzo/Ashe, Peachette/Pauline, Twitch/Vinegar, and Duck Hunt Duo used a Bullet Bill, Triple Mushrooms, a Mushroom, and a Golden Mushroom, respectively.

"Don't make me choke your scrawny ass, Ash!" Mia threatened as Hilbert finally hit Wario and Waluigi with a another Red Shell.

"You've mentioned one special word in your sentence, Mia! Thanks you reminding us of that infamous moment!" Ash taunted Mia as Sky zapped all of her opponents with Lightning.

"Look what your jealousy did, Mia!" Cye taunted as well as Sky and Rottytops drove through their way to third place.

"I friggin' hate you all!" Mia yelled as Sky and Rottytops got behind Wario and Waluigi.

"I hate you as much as I hate Veran and Onox!" Farore said as Din and Nayru boosted their chances with a Bullet Bill.

"You suck, too, Farore!" Lanette insulted Farore as Sky temporary disabled Wario and Waluigi's vision with a Blooper.

"Shut up, nerd! How Ash loves a nerd like you is beyond me!" Farore said as Wario and Waluigi got more bad luck from Hanzo's Spiny Shell.

"You're the one to talk, Farore! Your breasts are very small compared to us other girls, and you have a few fans! No wonder no one's attractive to you!" Bowsette said as Satsuki/Ryuko and Yuli/Bayonetta climbed back a little.

"Bitch!" Farore shouted as she gave Bowsette the middle finger.

"Oh, my! Nice little payback!" Cye said as Din gave Veran a taste of her own medicine by squeezing the latter's bigger breasts.

"Represailles sexy (Sexy retaliation)," Widowmaker said as Yamcha and Puar escaped from 12th place with a Star.

"Seriously, I did not expect those Oracle losers to retaliate like that!" Emily said as the blushed and shocked Veran got sexually harassed by Nayru as well.

"Why in the name of God did they have to do that!? Man, Din and Nayru's rivalry with Veran is gonna get uglier and uglier!" Farore said as Din attacked Onox and Veran with one of the three Green Shells.

"Jesus Christ, Twitter's on fire again! Check it out, y'all!" Bowsette said as she showed the other commentators the tweets.

""Din and Nayru should have hate sex with Veran already!"," Cye quoted one of the tweets as Ashe called both Twitch and Vinegar "Stupid whores!" and assaulted them with a Red Shell. "Sweet tweet!"

"Those faggot Twitter clowns needs to get out more for shit's sake!" Farore said as Nayru added more insult to injury towards Vinegar and Twitch with the second Green Shell.

"For the Twitter people that's watching the live race and hearing the commentary, don't listen to Farore! She's just mad because she L-O-N-E-L-Y, lonely!" Lanette said as Pauline and Peachette barely got ahead of Hilbert and Lady Kayura.

"Super ouch!" Ash said as Hanzo/Ashe, Duck Hunt Duo, Din/Nayru, and Rottytops/Sky battled for third place.

"The hell with you both!" Farore screamed as Hilbert blasted Peachette and Pauline with a surprise Bullet Bill.

"Refresh the page, Bowsette!" Emily said as Lady Kayura and Hilbert cruised well with a Star.

"Done!" Bowsette said as she refresed the page.

"Someone just wrote, "Farore, quit whining and get some already, you weird-face, flat-chested loser!" Burn, baby, burn!" Mia said as Ashe gave Din/Nayru, Rottytops/Sky, and Duck Hunt Duo the double middle finger and won the 3rd place battle with Hanzo.

"You should take his advice, Farore!" Widowmaker said as Peachette and Pauline moved faster with a Star item.

"Damn, someone else wrote, "Bowsette > Mia = Widowmaker = Lanette > Emily > Farore, in terms of hotness!". That's gotta sting!" Cye said as Pauline/Peachette got behind Lady Kayura/Hilbert again.

"At least a lot of people think I'm a lot hotter than Farore thanks to the one-hundred and seventy-seven likes!" Emily said as Hilbert lowered Pauline and Peachette's chances of getting twelve points with a Red Shell.

"After this event, I will get a boyfriend! You'll see!" Farore said.

Hilbert and Lady Kayura eventually got twelve points for the third consective time, the first duo to do so since Red and Red's mom from event 40, the same one where they had earned a grand total of 88 points, and in that event, they were the first duo in history to get 85 points or more and still lose. Then, the others got their points.

"Oh, well! But on the bright side, they still have a chance to get the 1st prize, although their chances are VERY slim!" Lanette said.

"Yeah, they really need a miracle! They need the top seven of the total points standings to finish 13th place to 7th place in the same order, and they also need Ryuko/Satsuki, Hilbert/Lady Kayura, Veran/Onox, Nayru/Din, and Waluigi/Wario to finish 6th place to 2nd place the same way!" Ash said.

"According to the updated win probability tool, Burnet and Brigette have a 22% chance of winning it all! That's a strange number, in my opinion!" Bowsette said.

"Who has the highest, Bowsette?" Mia asked.

"It's not Yuli/Bayonetta or Ryuko/Satsuki, Mia!" Bowsette teased.

"Goddamn, Bowsette, quit screwing around and tell us!" Mia yelled.

"It's Kayura and Hilbert, 51.2%!" Bowsette said.

"How predictable!" Ash said.

"I bloody knew you'd mention their names, Bowsette!" Emily said.

"Don't be surprised if they actually win it!" Cye said.

"Although they have a 99.2% chance of getting twelve points at Rainbow Road, they need the top eight in the total points standings to collapse, hence the 51.2%! But unironically, they were projected to win event 45 before it had begun!" Bowsette said.

"If they do get the 1st prize, then it won't be a big comeback compared to the one from event 35," Farore said.

"No matter what happens in future events, nothing will ever top that retour incroyable et historique (amazing and historic comeback)," Widowmaker said.

Finish:

1st: Hilbert and Lady Kayura

2nd: Peachette and Pauline

3rd: Hanzo and Ashe

4th: Duck Hunt Duo

5th: Din and Nayru

6th: Rottytops and Sky

7th: Yamcha and Puar

8th: Yuli and Bayonetta

9th: Ryuko and Satsuki

10th: Veran and Onox

11th: Wario and Waluigi

12th: Professor Burnet and Brigette

13th: Twitch and Vinegar

Total points:

47: Peachette and Pauline

45: Hanzo and Ashe

43: Duck Hunt Duo

43: Rottytops and Sky

43: Yamcha and Puar

42: Twitch and Vinegar

42: Yuli and Bayonetta

41: Ryuko and Satsuki

41: Lady Kayura and Hilbert

40: Veran and Onox

40: Din and Nayru

39: Wario and Waluigi

39: Professor Burnet and Brigette

End of Chapter 23

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Rainbow Road...

Three... two... one... GO! This was it, the final course of the event. This event was the first time in history that all thirteen duos would get involved in a winners take all situaton. Event 35 had twelve duos in the same situation thanks to Cynthia and Dawn's infamous partnership. But which duo would win? Lady Kayura and Hilbert the highest chance, Hanzo and Ashe had the second-highest chance, and Peachette and Pauline had the third-highest chance, but the latter duo currently had the highest total points right now, meaning that a 1st or 2nd place finish would have them locked for the first place prize.

"H-Hilbert...?" Lady Kayura finally spoke for the first time since Shy Guy Falls, but Hilbert ignored her as she and Hilbert obtained a Bullet Bill. "Hilbert, please don't ignore me..."

Hilbert continued to ignore her as he initiated the useful item, and he and Lady Kayura got a very comfortable lead. After Hilbert drove some more and obtained other useful items, speed-boosting items, he commenced the impossible, taking one of the few shortcuts. Hilbert successfully completed it before commenced the other impossible shortcut, which worked out very well! Everybody outside the racing couldn't believe what Hilbert had done, twice. Before event 25 had existed, the two shortcuts were 100% possible to pull off, with each and every duo between event and event 24, including Widowmaker and Emily, pulling it off 98% of the time. Shortly after event 24, a lot of SMK fans had complained about that cheap strategy being overused to death, and it was changed. The change? Invisible moving barriers. After event 24 and before event 45, some duos had attempted to avoid the barriers, and those attempts had costed a few of them the first place prize.

"Wow, did Hilbert just...!? Holy shit!" Ash yelled as Hilbert and Lady Kayura got to lap two.

"He did! But imagine if Mia and I had done the impossible at event 35..." Cye said as Yamcha blinded Duck Hunt Duo with a Blooper.

"Amelie and I had done it twice after event 25, and it didn't work!" Emily said as Hilbert abused more collected speed-boosting items.

"In event 32, one duo, in second place for total points, slightly below Cynthia and Dawn, had failed the attempt three times, which had given Cynthia and Dawn their 8th consecutive 1st place prize!" Bowsette said as Yuli and Ryuko touched each other's chests.

"Disgusting!" Mia said out of jealousy as Wario shocked Hanzo and Ashe with a Spiny Shell. "But anyway, Cynthia and Dawn didn't deserve that victory at event 32! They were gifted thanks to the runner ups' mistakes!"

"They should have their bloody nine consecutive wins vacated!" Emily said as Professor Burnet ran over Din/Nayru and Veran/Onox with the Star item.

"Agreed, dear," Widowmaker said as Duck Hunt Duo drove past Veran/Onox and Din/Nayru.

"To be honest, I was getting sick and tired of Cynthia and Dawn dominating the hell out of Super Mario Kart!" Farore said as Yamcha owned Peachette and Pauline with a Bob-omb.

"But shit had changed at event 34, with Cye and Mia subjugating the shit out of it!" Lanette said as Vinegar and Rottytops unintentionally hit each other's Red Shells.

"HILBERT HAS DONE IT AGAIN! AND AGAIN!" Ash said as Hilbert completed the impossible two more times.

"Hilbert had obviously spent hours practicing!" Mia said as Hilbert overused two Golden Mushrooms.

"Damn, last lap for Hilbert and Kayura!" Farore said as Satsuki/Ryuko and Yuli/Bayonetta jumped ahead of Professor Burnet/Brigette.

"Man...! More SMK fans are gonna talk so much shit against me and Mia after this!" Cye said as Yamcha and Puar suddenly went past Bayonetta/Yuli, Satsuki/Ryuko, and Brigette/Professor Burnet.

"They will, but I'll ignore their shit-talking!" Mia said as Hilbert and Lady Kayura got extra lucky for more speed-boost items.

"But you won't ignore something else, Mia!" Ash teased as Yamcha evaded Ryuko's banana and Yuli's fireballs.

"Piss off, bastard!" Mia said as Duck Hunt Duo used the Crazy Eight item.

"Hilbert, I'm really, really sorry..." Lady Kayura apologized again, then Hilbert sighed in anger.

"You just won't stop, huh?" Hilbert said as some people in the Mario Kart Stadium began to cheer for Yamcha and Puar by chanting Yamcha's name.

"Give me another chance, Hilbert..." Lady Kayura said as Bulma and Tights scowled at nearby SMK fans for siding with Yamcha.

"Kayura, what you had done against me was absolutely wrong," Hilbert said.

"I know, Hilbert..." Lady Kayura said.

"Then, why were you acting like a super bitch in the first place?" Hilbert asked.

"Because I wanted to act different and independent instead of being the same and boring Ancient One that danced a lot and acted very nice... But you had become a victim of it... I had treated you like you were nothing, while you had put so much effort into our relationship... You had bought me food, cooked food for me, paid for our dates, bathed me good, made my Ronin Warriors universe a lot better with your kindness... and much more... I'm truly sorry for pretending to love you... and I'm truly sorry for pretending to thank you for all the kindness you had brought towards me and my Ronin Warriors universe... You are a great person," Lady Kayura said.

"Kayura... No one's perfect, including myself. I'm sorry for telling you to kill yourself earlier," Hilbert said as he and Lady Kayura won twelve points.

"It's okay, Hilbert," Lady Kayura said as she and Hilbert locked eyes with each other.

"Kayura," Hilbert said.

"Yes, Hilbert?" Lady Kayura said.

"I forgive you," Hilbert said.

"Hilbert. Let us start over. If we get the 2nd-most points or less, I don't care," Lady Kayura said.

"I don't care, either. All I care about is you and only you," Hilbert said.

"I love you, Hilbert, my Unovian darling," Lady Kayura said.

"I love you, too, Kayura, my gorgeous Ancient One," Hilbert said.

Hilbert and Lady Kayura began to strip half-naked, much to everybody's surprise. Then, they made out on top of their kart, with Lady Kayura laying on Hilbert and Hilbert groping Lady Kayura's ass. Because of the sexual display, Twitter and SMK-related forums blew up. At Mario Kart Stadium, Rosalina, who was inside her exclusive VIP lounge, looked calm while slightly touching her chin and nodding so slowly. Tracer and Mei, both in their main office, accepted it, due to it not breaking the rules. The commentators shared their different thoughts. More people from the crowd ignored it and cheered for Yamcha and Puar instead. Bulma and Tights continued to act like bitches towards the ones that rooted for Yamcha and Puar to win. Most of the past participants liked it, but Chibiusa scowled at it, Mamoru deadpanned, Red's mom folded her arms while shaking her head, and Red facepalmed, with the latter not liking anything sexual.

One common person, a bisexual female blonde from Pokemon's Unova region, a mega fangirl of Lady Kayura and Hilbert, loved it a lot. She knew that Lady Kayura and Hilbert would be back together, after seeing them being upset and angry during the break part. She had planned on meeting with them for the first time ever after this event, which was perfect timing.

"Damn, I did not expect them to do that!" Rowen said.

"Yeah, me, too, Rowen! Anyway, let's root for Yamcha and Puar!" Hilda said.

"Okay!" Rowen agreed.

Yamcha and Puar eventually won second place, but they won the event overall, with them having more points than Lady Kayura and Hilbert. Next, everybody else went through the finish line. Ryuko/Satsuki and Yuli/Bayonetta got the same amount of total points, but Yuli/Bayonetta won the tiebreaker because of their performance throughout the event.

"Yamcha and Puar have FINALLY won an event! What a long and crazy journey for them!" Ash said as more humans and non-humans cheered for Yamcha and Puar.

"I'm very happy for them, but man, they've made some history!" Bowsette said as Bulma started crying on Tights.

"Explain it to all of us, Bowsette!" Lanette said as Tights comforted Bulma.

"They've become the first duo to win an event with 55 points or less!" Bowsette replied as Yamcha and Puar hugged each other.

"Insane!" Widowmaker said.

"I couldn't agree more, Amelie," Emily said.

"Legitimately insane," Cye said.

"Glad they won, though!" Mia said.

"Oh, and they've also become the first duo to win the event DESPITE earning twelve points ONCE!" Bowsette said as all participants returned to Mario Kart Stadium.

"I'm not sure if this counts, but I think they've become the first duo to win an event after twenty-five straight attempts of winning one!" Lanette said.

"That's insane, too! Thanks for mentioning it!" Bowsette said.

"You're welcome!" Lanette said.

"Din and Nayru would've won it if it wasn't for Veran!" Farore whined.

"Shut up and focus on getting a boyfriend, loner!" Cye said.

"Who gives a bloody shit about Din and Nayru! It's all about Yamcha and Puar!" Emily said.

"Damn right, Emily!" Ash said.

"Well, I don't mind Yamcha and Puar, anyway, so there!" Farore said.

Ryuko/Satsuki, Yuli/Bayonetta, Peachette/Pauline, Din/Nayru, Veran/Onox, Professor Burnet/Brigette, Duck Hunt Duo, and Rottytops/Sky took turns congratulating Yamcha and Puar for winning event 45, but Hanzo and Ashe ignored them, Wario and Waluigi walked away while being very angry, Twitch and Vinegar ignored them, too, and Lady Kayura and Hilbert continued to make out half-naked.

Finish:

1st: Lady Kayura and Hilbert

2nd: Yamcha and Puar

3rd: Ryuko and Satsuki

4th: Yuli and Bayonetta

5th: Professor Burnet and Brigette

6th: Duck Hunt Duo

7th: Din and Nayru

8th: Veran and Onox

9th: Wario and Waluigi

10th: Twitch and Vinegar

11th: Peachette and Pauline

12th: Rottytops and Sky

13th: Hanzo and Ashe

Total points:

54: Yamcha and Puar

53: Lady Kayura and Hilbert

51: Yuli and Bayonetta

51: Ryuko and Satsuki

50: Duck Hunt Duo

49: Peachette and Pauline

47: Professor Burnet and Brigette

46: Din and Nayru

45: Veran and Onox

45: Hanzo and Ashe

45: Twitch and Vinegar

44: Rottytops and Sky

44: Wario and Waluigi

End of Chapter 24

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"Congratulations, Yamcha and Puar!" DJ Mary appeared as the majority of the crowd chanted "Wolf Fang Fist!"

"You're welcome!" Yamcha and Puar said in unison.

"It took you guys over twenty attempts to win the big one!" DJ Mary said. "How did you guys manage to break the curse?"

"Although event 45 was gruelingly competitve, we had managed to keep our confident level alive!" Puar said.

"All of our opponents were obviously tough as nails, hence why event 45 was hellish! Duck Hunt Duo had responded to their projected last place finish, the bikini wearing Vinegar and Twitch were desperately trying to attract more males and females, Kayura and Hilbert had so much SMK experience, Wario and Waluigi also had experience, Hanzo and Ashe were serious contenders, Burnet and Brigette were fighting so hard to claim their first ever 1st place prize, Peachette and Pauline were trying to repeat history again by being the projected 8th or worse duo to win it all, Yuli had fought very hard to impress Bayonetta, Ryuko and Satsuki had acted serious again, Veran and Onox were surprisingly tough despite having less experience, Din and Nayru had been there before, and Rottytops and Sky were also less experienced, but feisty!" Yamcha said.

"That's a helluva lot of explanation, Yamcha, but at the end, you and Puar have become victorious!" DJ Mary said, then Tracer and Mei showed up.

"Is there anything else you'd like to say before we give out the prizes, Yamcha?" Mei asked, then the crowd became silent.

"Yes, Mei," Yamcha replied. "As you all know, I'm one of the least favorite Dragon Ball characters in its universe's history. I had received a ton of hate ever since I had arrived in this Super Mario Kart universe, and I knew why. I was this, I was that, a complete joke of a character... I was super excited when I had learned about the existence of Super Mario Kart. I was a mega fan of the games, and I had always fantasized about taking part of them, which had come true. Prior to this event... Puar and I had constantly struggled in every event we had participated in... but we refused to quit... we had ignored our haters... and we had ignored critics and their harsh criticism against us... Today, we had silenced them, with a 1st place prize in our possession."

"There's one particular person that used to be friends with you, luv!" Tracer said.

"You're right, Tracer, but sometimes, a friendship doesn't last very long," Yamcha said as he glared at Bulma and Tights, both angry at Yamcha. "Before this event had begun, my so-called "friend" had wanted me to give up on Super Mario Kart and retire without a first-place prize, but I had rejected her wish, and she was pissed off, hoping that I'd lose badly... But guess what? Puar and I showed her, and her ugly sister. Come to think of it, it was either of them that had thrown a beer bottle against my head, right after the Mario Kart Stadium race... Sadly, they're in their sixties, and they're acting too immature for their age..." Yamcha said.

"Do you want to say one more thing, Yamcha?" Mei asked as some SMK fans glared at Bulma and Tights..

"One more thing? Yeah. We do. We're retiring from Super Mario Kart competition. We've got what we wanted," Yamcha replied, then almost everybody chanted the name of Yamcha's signature move again.

"It's been a wild journey! Good-bye, Super Mario Kart competition!" Puar said.

"We will all miss you on the big stage, Yamcha and Puar. Anyway, let's get to the prizes, shall we?" Tracer said.

Yamcha and Puar: $500,000 and a Giant Golden Trophy

Lady Kayura and Hilbert: $9,000 and a Silver Trophy

Yuli and Bayonetta: $8,000 and a Bronze Trophy

Ryuko and Satsuki: $1,500

Duck Hunt Duo: $1,400

Peachette and Pauline: $1,300

Professor Burnet and Brigette: $1,200

Din and Nayru: $1,100

Veran and Onox: $1,000

Hanzo and Ashe: $900

Twitch and Vinegar: $800

Rottytops and Sky: $700

Wario and Waluigi: $600

Minutes later...

"Here ya go!" Yuli and Bayonetta said in unison as they handed Ragyo and Rei (Kill La Kill) half of their prize money. Yuli had plenty of kiss marks on his face and neck; Bayonetta, Ryuko, and Satsuki had kissed Yuli a lot shortly after the prize part, with Bayonetta thanking Yuli for keeping his promise.

"Good. Good," Ragyo said.

"Ragyo, dear," Yuli said.

"Feel free to tell me anything, Yuli," Ragyo said.

"I've always liked you and Nui! I'm sorry for hiding my true feelings towards you two during event 35, with me bashing the hell out of you both!" Yuli confessed.

"No worries, Yuli! Hehehe!" Nui said as Rei (Kill La Kill) hugged Yuli from behind.

"We weren't offended, Yuli. But anyway, let us all leave and have fun in our own little world," Ragyo said.

"WAIT, YOU GUYS!" Mia said as she rushed towards Yuli, Bayonetta, Ryuko, Satsuki, Rei (Kill La Kill), Nui, and Ragyo. Mia was unaware that Bowsette, Ash, Lanette, Cye, Emily, Widowmaker, and Farore had followed her.

"Care to tell us something, Mia?" Ragyo asked.

"Yes, Ragyo!" Mia replied, then she got close to Yuli before kissing him on the lips for two seconds. The commentators had expected that from Mia. "Add me to your harem, please! I love you so much!" Mia added as the commentators took photos from their android phones.

"You're in, baby!" Yuli said, then Mia got near Bayonetta before grabbing her ass and kissing her for four seconds. That was unexpected.

"You like carpet like us, Mia. I like that," Bayonetta said as she groped Mia's ass in return.

"Let us all have a fun time," Mia said, then Yuli and all of his seven girlfiends left the SMK universe.

A few minutes later...

"Hello, Din and Nayru," Veran said as she appeared near Din and Nayru, with her looking different.

"Veran? Why are you wearing normal clothes?" Din asked as she and Nayru looked confused.

"And why aren't you with Onox?" Nayru asked.

"I've given my magic away to Tracer and Mei, retiring from being evil. As for Onox, he has officially retired from competing in SMK, pursuing other goals," Veran replied.

"Does that mean you're retiring from SMK competition as well?" Nayru asked.

"Yes," Veran said before showing Din and Nayru a double leash. "Have this. I'm no longer interested in sexual harassing you two."

"No, keep it," Din said.

"We're even now!" Nayru said.

"Keep it? Even? Why?" Veran asked with a confused look on her face.

"After Din and I had sexually harassed you back, we had talked about how much we weren't afraid of you anymore," Nayru replied.

"Futhermore, we decided to become your sex slaves!" Din replied, too.

'Yeah! Put that leash on us! We'll do as you say!" Nayru said.

"R-R-Really...? Well... I'll try my best!" Veran said, then she, Din, and Nayru stripped half-naked. Next, Veran took control of Din and Nayru, having the double leash on their necks. "Din. Nayru."

"Yes, master Veran?" Din and Nayru said kindly.

"Let us triple kiss," Veran commended.

The three girls commenced a triple lesbian kiss as Hanzo and Ashe appeared.

"Hmph. Insipid, unsavory freaks," Hanzo said as he distracted Veran, Din and Nayru.

"This rotten universe loves their freaks, that's for sure! If we were in charge instead of Tracer and Mei, it'd be normal!" Ashe said.

"Well said," Hanzo said.

Hanzo and Ashe left Veran, Din, and Naryu alone, then the latter three made out again.

More minutes later...

"Hello, Hilbert and Kayura! I'm Linda (Pokemon; Unova), a bisexual and mega fan of you two!" Linda said as she appeared infront of Lady Kayura and Hilbert.

"Hi!" Hilbert and Lady Kayura said together.

"I'm very happy that you two are a couple again! H x K forever! I hope you two participate in the next event!" Linda said, then she skipped away.

Lady Kayura whispered next to Hilbert while looking at Linda's ass, then Hilbert nodded.

"Linda, wait!" Lady Kayura said, then Linda stopped skipping before looking at Lady Kayura and Hilbert.

"What is it? Ya wanna talk more?" Linda asked as the couple got near her.

"We're glad to have a female fan like you, Linda," Lady Kayura replied as she touched the upper part of Linda's ass, confirming her bisexuality.

"Hang out with us, Linda!" Hilbert said as he poked Linda's left breast.

"Okey-dokey!" Linda said as she got between Lady Kayura and Hilbert, groped Lady Kayura's left breast, and grabbed Hilbert's crotch.

Outside the stadium...

"Yamcha!" Red's mom said as she distracted Yamcha and Puar while standing next to Red.

"What is it, Red's mom?" Yamcha asked.

"Thank you both. Glad you two won," Red's mom replied.

"No problem!" Yamcha and Puar said together. Then, the two groups parted ways.

The End

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Here's the bonus chapter as promised! Enjoy!

Projected final standings:

1st: Lady Kayura and Hilbert (90% chance of winning; 2/1 odds)

2nd: Wario and Waluigi (82.2% chance of winning; 4/2 odds)

3rd: Hanzo and Ashe (69% chance of winning; 12/1 odds)

4th: Din and Nayru (49% chance of winning; 40/1 odds)

5th: Ryuko and Satsuki (36.8% chance of winning; 60/1 odds)

6th: Professor Burnet and Brigette (29.2% chance of winning; 80/1 odds)

7th: Rottytops and Sky (25.4% chance of winning; 90/1 odds)

8th: Vinegar and Twitch (23% chance of winning; 100/1 odds)

9th: Peachette and Pauline (20.6% chance of winning; 100/1 odds)

10th: Veran and Onox (13.9% chance of winning; 200/1 odds)

11th: Yamcha and Puar (12.3% chance of winning; 200/1 odds)

12th: Yuli and Bayonetta (9.2% chance of winning; 200/1 odds)

13th: Duck Hunt Duo (8% chance of winning; 200/1 odds)

Projected final standings after Sweet Sweet Canyon:

1st: Hanzo and Ashe (65.5% chance of winning)

2nd: Wario and Waluigi (57% chance of winning)

3rd: Din and Nayru (53.5% chance of winning)

4th: Ryuko and Satsuki (43.1% chance of winning)

5th: Peachette and Pauline (36% chance of winning)

6th: Duck Hunt Duo (29.9% chance of winning)

7th: Twitch and Vinegar (26% chance of winning)

8th: Yuli and Bayonetta (20% chance of winning)

9th: Yamcha and Puar (17.7% chance of winning)

10th: Lady Kayura and Hilbert (15% chance of winning)

11th: Professor Burnet and Brigette (13.3% chance of winning)

12th: Rottytops and Sky (11.8% chance of winning)

13th: Veran and Onox (10% chance of winning)

Projected final standings after Wii Moo Moo Meadows:

1st: Lady Kayura and Hilbert (51.2% chance of winning; 99.2% chance of winning first place at Rainbow Road)

2nd: Hanzo and Ashe (49.8% chance of winning)

3rd: Ryuko and Satsuki (41.8% chance of winning)

4th: Peachette and Pauline (39.9% chance of winning)

5th: Wario and Waluigi (37.2% chance of winning)

6th: Din and Nayru (33% chance of winning)

7th: Twitch and Vinegar (32.4% chance of winning)

8th: Rottytops and Sky (31.5% chance of winning)

9th: Veran and Onox (29% chance of winning)

10th: Yamcha and Puar (27.7% chance of winning)

11th: Yuli and Bayonetta (25% chance of winning)

12th: Duck Hunt Duo (24.6% chance of winning)

13th: Professor Burnet and Brigette (22% chance of winning)

Total points:

54: Yamcha and Puar

53: Lady Kayura and Hilbert

51: Yuli and Bayonetta

51: Ryuko and Satsuki

50: Duck Hunt Duo

49: Peachette and Pauline

47: Professor Burnet and Brigette

46: Din and Nayru

45: Veran and Onox

45: Hanzo and Ashe

45: Twitch and Vinegar

44: Rottytops and Sky

44: Wario and Waluigi

Trivia:

- Yamcha and Puar were the first duo to win an event with 55 points or less

- Also, Yamcha and Puar were the first duo to win the event despite winning 1st place once

- Continuing on, Yamcha and Puar had finished 13th place once and still won an event

- Lady Kayura and Hilbert were the first duo to win 1st place four times and still lose an event

- Despite having the fifth-lowest points after Wii Moo Moo Meadows, Lady Kayura and Hilbert had the highest chance to get the most points after Rainbow Road

- Lady Kayura and Hilbert were the first duo to pass through Rainbow Road's impossible shortcuts

- Not counting Lady Kayura and Hilbert, Hanzo/Ashe, Din/Nayru, and especially Wario/Waluigi had choked hard, after being projected as one of the few favorites to win event 45

- Peachette and Pauline had technically choked because in the events that they had won before, they were projected to finish 8th or worse, and in event 45, they were projected to finish 9th

- Furthermore, Peachette and Pauline had the most points, 47, after Wii Moo Moo Meadows

- Because of Yamcha and Puar's total points, 54, event 45 was considered to by the most competitive event, surpassing event 35

- Besides Yamcha and Puar, Yuli/Bayonetta and Duck Hunt Duo had the same projected odds, 200/1, but they had the 3rd and 5th most points, respectively, after Rainbow Road

A/N: And that's it! I've decided to do one more event, event 55! There will be more new duos, but three duos from event 35 will return, and a duo from event 45 will return as well.

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The 55th event/Empty Mario Stadium...

Twenty-six competitors! Each and every one of them couldn't wait for the event to start, especially two very attractive Pokemon characters.

Team #1. Mai and Videl. Name: Maidel. Kart description: The same. Mai and Videl had come close of winning their first ever event, the 35th one. They were in events 38, 41, 43, and 44, but struggled to finish higher than 4th. At events 53 and 54, however, they had dominated both events and won. Four weeks before event 55 had begun, Mai and Videl made headlines around Twitter, Super Mario Kart related forums, other websites, and the Super Mario Kart universe because they were caught having an affair with each other, with Videl cheating on Gohan. Videl had admitted that she was sleeping with Mai shortly after event 35. Gohan and Videl had gotten a divorce a week ago. Other than that, Mai and Videl were picked second despite their previous victories.

Team #2. Mercy (Overwatch) and D.Va (Overwatch). Name: Ziegler's Song. Kart description: The kart was pink, Mercy's painted wings were on the left side of the kart, and D.Va's mech was on the right side of it. The couple had only participated in event 6, in which they had won, and event 46. They were very popular, but could they make their huge fanbases very happy with another 1st place prize?

Team #3. Crash (Crash Bandicoot series; remake version) and Coco (Crash Bandicoot series; remake version). Name: Bandicootz. Kart description: The same Crash+Coco art from Crash Bandicoot Warped's (remake version) pause menu, and the color of the kart was orange. During Cynthia and Dawn's streak of winning nine events in a row, Crash and Coco had won second place five times. After event 33, they couldn't take Cynthia and Dawn's dominance anymore, retiring from Super Mario Kart. Also, Coco had accussed Dawn and Cynthia of illegally altering their karts to win. Dawn and Cynthia had called Coco a 100% liar, and Crash and Coco had received death threats and hate mail from former Cynthia x Dawn fans. After event 35, the same one where Cynthia and Dawn had earned zero points, played poorly overall, and got disqualified, a lot of people had dismissed Coco's argument, but Widowmaker and Emily didn't.

After event 52, however, an anonymous criminal had emailed Tracer and Mei and admitted that before the start of event 25, Dawn had secretly purchased illegal goods to make her and Cynthia's karts a bit faster and more controlling. Tracer and Mei had confronted Dawn about it, and Dawn admitted her dirty actions because she wanted her Super Mario Kart history with Cynthia to be eradicated for good. With that being said, Tracer and Mei had vacated all of Cynthia and Dawn's first place prizes and gave the 2nd place winners the first place prizes, with Emily and Widowmaker adding a 3rd 1st place trophy in their collection. Crash and Coco had five 1st place trophies because of this, and the ones that had bashed the two in the past had apologized to them. Although Widowmaker and Emily had gotten justice, they decided not to race ever again. But as for Coco and Crash, they had come out of retirement, promising their fans and everybody else that they'd participate at event 55.

The illegal goods story was covered throughout the crossover galaxy, until the Mai and Videl story had replaced it. It didn't damage Super Mario Kart's reputation, a great thing. Cynthia was asked if she had known about Dawn's illegal activites, and she claimed that she didn't know anything about it. Rosalina, who was still the owner of the Super Mario Kart universe at the time, was asked the same question, and Rosalina, too, had the same reply. Dawn wasn't banned for life, but she was fined $500,000 for her crimes. Because of the huge fine, Dawn had to return her life as a Pokemon trainer to earn loads of money.

Prior to Super Mario Kart's existence, Crash and Coco had participated in many non-duo events from the discontinued Crash Team Racing universe despite both owning it, with Crash winning three events and Coco winning five events. The reason Crash and Coco, had discontinued it after event 50 was because of a serious cheating scandal revolving around Nitros Oxide (Crash Bandicoot series; remake version), who had won fifteen events, the most in Crash Team Racing's history. Between events 10-40, many former Crash Team Racing participants, including Crash and Coco's sworn enemies, had accused Nitros Oxide of cheating, 1st or 2nd place finish. After a long investigation, and with the help of Rosalina, whose own racing universe was under construction at the time, Nitros Oxide was banned for life, after several aliens from his Gasmoxia planet had confirmed his cheating behavior.

Nitros Oxide's cheating scandal had damaged Crash Team Racing's reputation as a whole, with low attendances, very bad viewership, rejected advertisements, and non-stop protests from pissed off fans affecting it. After event 50, and after Rosalina's Super Mario Kart universe had been 100% completed, Coco had announced that she and Crash would give the rights of their Crash Team Racing universe to Rosalina. Nitros Oxide's ban was lifted after Super Mario Kart's twenty-ninth event. He and Dingodile (Crash Bandicoot series; remake version) had won second place at event 30, 31, and 32, with the latter being very heartbreaking up due to Nitros Oxide and Dingodile failing to achieve the impossible Rainbow Road shortcut three times. However, they had received the first place trophies from those events because of Dawn cheating, ironically, and they had won event 51.

Coco had called her and Crash's odds and chances of winning event 55 extremely unfair, holding a grudge towards the oddsmakers, Nessa, Sonia, and the latter two's fanboys and fangirls.

Team #4. Spyro (Spyro series; remake version) and Elora (Spyro series; remake version). Name: Team Sparx (Spyro series; remake version). Kart description: Just a purple color and Sparx on both sides, showing their supporting for their friend. Spyro and Elora had been in several Crash Team Racing events before, with both winning just one event. But in this universe, they had won just one event and finished between 3rd and 11th in several other events.

Team #5. Brigitte and Ingrid. Name: Lindholm Strong. Kart description: The same. This was their first time competing since event 49, where they had finished 3rd due to a controversial three-way tiebreaker, with Lady Kayura and Linda owning the tiebreaker.

Team #6. Banjo (Banjo-Kazooie series) and Kazooie (Banjo-Kazooie series). Name: Banjo-Kazooie. Kart description: Just a dark yellow kart. Although they hadn't won an event they had been in, their popularity was sky-high.

Team #7. Sonia (Pokemon) and Nessa (Pokemon). Name: Sword and Shield. Kart description: Just large art of their big boobs on each side of their kart, and their kart was mixed with orange and blue. After Sonia and Nessa had confirmed that they'd take part of their first ever Super Mario Kart event, 90% of the internet blew up, especially the cartoon/anime/game porn industry, with the latter having so much porn art of them. Nessa and Sonia had advertised the hell out of themselves around the internet and in each and every universe, promising their fans and others that they'd win, doing sexual dances towards random men, licking popsicles and eating hot dogs in a sexual manner, practicing very hard, insulting the hell out of their opponents, calling each and every one of their female opponents worthless, ugly, and inferior, and treating other females the same way. Because of the latter two, past female participants, current female participants, and many other females strongly disliked Sonia and Nessa, especially Bowsette, Red's mom, Bulma, Tights, Coco, and Tiara. Nessa and Sonia also had a very cocky attitude because of their popularity and looks. Even worse, they were projected to win the big prize, with a 99.9% chance, 2/1 odds, and zero Super Mario Kart experience compared to their opponents. Nessa and Sonia were Red's most disliked characters ever.

Team #8. Duck Hunt Duo. Name: Dog and Duck. Kart description: The same. Their first appearance since the competitive event 45.

Team #9. Kirby (Kirby series) and Jigglypuff (Pokemon). Kart description: Logos of their respective franchises on each side. This was their first ever appearance, with them having the lowest odds and chances of winning it all.

Team #10. Bulma and Tights. Name: The Briefs Sisters. Kart description: The Capsule Corporation logo from the Dragon Ball franchise. Both sisters were sore losers and crybabies. After Yamcha and Puar had won event 45, their first and only victory, and retired from Super Mario Kart for good, Bulma and Tights had agreed to take part of Super Mario Kart, wanting to win more 1st place prizes than Yamcha. But their over-confident behavior had constantly bitten them in the ass, finishing worst than 11th nine times in a row. They hated Sonia and Nessa so much because the latter two had called them old hags, which they were, although Bulma and Tights looked very young despite being in their 60s.

Team #11. Boosette (Super Mario Bros. series; King Boo's 100% female version) and Chompette (Super Mario Bros. series; Chain Chomp's 100% female version). Name: Smokin' hot. Kart description: Fanart of their 100% male versions. Their 10th appearance. Also, Bowsette hated them for using a Super Crown just like her.

Team #12. Chibiusa and Mamoru. Name: Sailor Action. Kart description: The same. The father-daughter duo had returned to action at event 49, and they had ended up winning 2nd because of the same controversial three-way tiebreaker. Although they had bounced back by winning event 50, they still despised Lady Kayura, Linda, and Hilbert.

Team #13. Cappy (Super Mario Bros. series) and Tiara (Super Mario Bros. series). Name: Bonneter. Kart description: Just white and gray. Their first ever appearance.

Projected Final Standings:

1st: Sonia and Nessa (99.9% chance of winning; 2/1 odds)

2nd: Mai and Videl (96% chance of winning; 3/2 odds)

3rd: Crash and Coco (82.3% chance of winning; 5/1 odds)

4th: Chibiusa and Mamoru (73% chance of winning; 10/1 odds)

5th: Boosette and Chompette (39.3% chance of winning; 50/1 odds)

6th: Banjo and Kazooie (26.6% chance of winning; 100/1 odds)

7th: Brigitte and Ingrid (23% chance of winning; 100/1 odds)

8th: Spyro and Elora (19.8% chance of winning; 150/1 odds)

9th: Mercy and D.Va (15% chance of winning; 150/1 odds)

10th: Duck Hunt Duo (11.9% chance of winning; 200/1 odds)

11th: Cappy and Tiara (9.5% chance of winning; 250/1 odds)

12th: Bulma and Tights (9% chance of winning; 250/1 odds)

13th: Kirby and Jigglypuff (7.6% chance of winning; 250/1 odds)

Previous winners:

Event 54: Mai and Videl

Event 53: Mai and Videl (first ever title)

Event 52: Yuli and Bayonetta (first ever title, as Yuli promised; Yuli had also promised to make extra money for Bayonetta, Mia, Rei (Kill La Kill), Ragyo, Nui, Satsuki, and Ryuko, his lovely harem)

Event 51: Nitros Oxide and Dingodile (was their first title, until three of Cynthia and Dawn's nine 1st place titles were latter vacated)

Event 50: Chibiusa and Mamoru (second ever title after a long struggle; both bounce back after the infamous and controversial three-way tiebreaker from event 49)

Event 49: Lady Kayura and Linda (eight and final title in the Kayura/Hilbert/Linda dynasty; Kayura and Linda both retire due to them being pregnant with Hilbert's children)

Event 48: Lady Kayura and Linda

Event 47: Lady Kayura and Linda

Event 46: Lady Kayura and Linda

Event 45: Yamcha and Puar (first ever title; both competitors retire afterwards)

Event 44: Hanzo and Ashe

Event 43: Lady Kayura and Hilbert

Event 42: Hanzo and Ashe

Event 41: Lady Kayura and Hilbert

Event 40: Red and Red's mom (finished with 96 points)

Event 39: Lady Kayura and Hilbert

Event 38: Hanzo and Ashe (first ever title)

Event 37: Lady Kayura and Hilbert (first ever title in the Kayura/Hilbert/Linda dynasty)

Event 36: Din and Nayru (first ever title after a competitve event 35)

Event 35: Red and Red's mom (first ever title; was projected as the biggest underdogs in Super Mario Kart history; made the biggest comeback ever)

Event 34: Cye and Mia (first ever title; finished with 96 points)

Event 33: Cynthia and Dawn (title vacated; awarded to Crash and Coco)

Event 32: Cynthia and Dawn (title vacated; awarded to Nitros Oxide and Dingodile)

Event 31: Cynthia and Dawn (title vacated; awarded to Nitros Oxide and Dingodile)

Event 30: Cynthia and Dawn (title vacated; awarded to Nitros Oxide and Dingodile)

Event 29: Cynthia and Dawn (title vacated; awarded to Crash and Coco)

Event 28: Cynthia and Dawn (title vacated; awarded to Crash and Coco)

Event 27: Cynthia and Dawn (title vacated; awarded to Crash and Coco)

Event 26: Cynthia and Dawn (title vacated; awarded to Crash and Coco)

Event 25: Cynthia and Dawn (title vacated; awarded to Emily and Widowmaker)

End of Chapter 27

A/N: The end notes were too damn long, so I had to put it here instead.

 

 

 

 

Event 55 is about to start!

 

Banjo and Kazooie has been confirmed to be DLC characters for Super Smash Bros. Ultimate! Hell to the fuckin' yes! Man, I cannot wait 'til Fall! I'll admit, I've yet to play Banjo and Kazooie on the N64, but I've watched a 100% walkthrough on YouTube a couple of years ago. The gameplay looks badass, and the storyline is funny and amazing. I wish I could've played it during my childhood, but instead, I was stuck with Mortal Kombat Trilogy, Super Mario 64, Goldeneye 007, The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, Mission Impossible, Turok 2, Pokémon Stadium, and a few other N64 games.

 

Because of the Banjo and Kazooie SSBU confirmation, they were planned to be in this mega crossover story.

 

Chibiusa and Mamoru return again! Yeah, I had to make them win another event.

 

Bulma and Tights were both planned to be participants. I hate Bulma. Tights? I'm not gonna watch Dragon Ball Super because it looks like shit, but Tights is kinda good-looking.

During my childhood, I always thought that Kirby and Jigglypuff looked the same. Ironically, they're both in the Super Smash Bros. series.

 

I still love Brigitte and Ingrid.

 

Boosette and Chompette are hot, too.

 

Super Mario Odyssey! Right now, I'm trying to 100% the shit out of it, after beating story mode already. It's a very fun and unique game. If you've yet to purchased it on the Nintendo Switch, I recommend buying it. Its characters, Cappy and Tiara, had to be added for the sake of more Super Mario Bros. characters.

 

I love Mercy x D.Va. Speaking of Mercy, she's currently the most-popular character in my Wrestling Frenzy: Pokémon story. During the early and mid parts of that story, Mercy was a hated face (good guy), but at the start of the No Mercy, no pun intended, pay-per-view, she became a popular heel (bad guy), spreading her controversy like a bold and brave person and attacking some people physically and mentally.

 

Duck Hunt Duo return because I still love Super Smash Bros. Ultimate.

 

Yeah, I had to make Mai x Videl as a confirmed yuri couple.

 

I love Spyro x Elora ever since childhood. And thank fuckin' God for the remakes!  By the way, I love Elora's remake design.

 

Sonia and Nessa are super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super HAWT! Moments after Sonia was first confirmed to be in Pokémon Sword and Shield, the cartoon/game/anime porn industry blew up, with many Sonia porn art being drawn every friggin' 4-5 hours! Nessa, too, but not much compared to Sonia. That's the reason why I had Sonia and Nessa in their current state in Super Mario Kart: Pokémon, being extremely beautiful, super bitchy and mean, and very cocky and over-confident.

 

And finally, Crash and Coco! The Crash Bandicoot series was DEFINITELY my childhood! This week, I'm gonna purchase the Crash Team Racing remake 100%. I had beaten the original version, but I didn't 100% it because I had a rented copy of it, aka Blockbuster. After I purchase it, I'll take a break from playing Overwatch and Super Mario Odyssey for the sake of 100% it.

 

The backstory of the Crash Team Racing universe? I had to do it. The main reason I had paired Nitros Oxide and Dingodile as a team was because of the former's Crash Bash Final Boss theme and the latter's Crash Bandicoot: Warped Boss theme almost sounding the same. By the way, both Nitros Oxide and Dingodile will appear a couple of times during the Mario Kart Stadium crowd scenes.

 

Cynthia x Dawn officially has ZERO 1st place prizes! Why? Because, again, fuck the pairing. In the rule34 world, it's still rare nowadays, thank fuckin' God.

 

The previous winners! Pokémon (especially), Ronin Warriors (especially), Crash Bandicoot (especially), Overwatch, and the Dragon Ball franchise are the dominant franchises during that long stretch, especially the former three.

 

I still LOVE Lady Kayura x Hilbert x Linda.

 

Yuli x Ragyo x Rei (Kill La Kill) x Bayonetta x Mia x Satsuki x Ryuko x Nui still exists!

 

Oh, and Hanzo and Ashe are still antagonists, with them insulting Sonia and Nessa and their fans in the Mario Kart Stadium crowd.

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A few hours later...

"Event 55 starts in an hour, people!" Yamcha said, doing commentary.

Mario Kart Stadium was bigger than ever, with a capacity of 80,000! After event 45, Yamcha and Puar had replaced Mia and Farore on commentary; Mia had retired for the sake of joining Yuli and his harem, and Farore had finally found a boyfriend, Brendan (Pokemon), a long time fan of hers. Speaking of the latter two, they were having a baby in the future, with Farore already being pregnant. Between the end of event 54 and the start of event 55, Widowmaker and Emily had taken a break from commentary, being temporary owners of the Super Mario Kart universe; Mei and Tracer were currently on vacation. However, Red's mom and Lanette had taken their commentary spot. Right now, the commentary team was Ash, Lanette, Bowsette, Red's mom, Cye, Yamcha, and Puar.

"It should be fun! Anyway, my pick is none other than Crash and Coco!" Puar said.

"I want them to win, too, but my no.1 pick is Banjo and Kazooie!" Yamcha said.

"Spyro and Elora for me!" Bowsette said.

"Cappy and Tiara pull an unexpected and shocking victory!" Lanette said.

"How much drugs have you been smoking, Lanette?" Bowsette asked.

"None, but your bias is showing, for the millionth time!" Lanette replied.

"It's Bowsette, what do you expect? She also have Boosette and Chompette finishing 12th! Besides that, I'm rooting for Brigitte and Ingrid!" Cye said.

"I'll stick with Kirby and Jigglypuff, the underdogs!" Red's mom said.

"Mercy and D.Va!" Ash said.

"Not counting Jigglypuff, I'm not surprised that you and Lanette haven't chosen Sonia and Nessa, Ash, and I don't blame you two! I hate them!" Cye said.

"I hope to God that they become the next Cynthia and Dawn!" Ash said.

"You mean event 35?" Cye asked.

"Yeah!" Ash replied.

"The hell with those losers!" Bowseette said.

"Those bitches give first timers a very bad name! Cye and Mia had won their first event with a total of 96 points because they were confident and non-arrogant, and they believed in themselves! Also, Red and I had won our first event, after bitch-slapping our projected chances of winning in a non-cocky way!" Red's mom ranted.

"Remember what Sonia had said to you three weeks ago, Red's mom?" Lanette asked.

"The bitch was like "You and Red should've never won event 35! Why? Because your son had less fans compared to his opponents from that event, and he had never said a word! That fucking snake without a tongue and a ugly bitch like you shouldn't compete in Super Mario Kart ever again! Nessa and I will win event 55 100% because we're the prettiest women in the crossover galaxy, we have the best fans in the crossover galaxy, we have great Rule34 material, and the oddsmakers support us 100%!" I don't want to sound graphic when it comes to insulting people, but I hope she and Nessa drop dead!" Red's mom said.

"If they end up getting severely injured by angry haters, they have no one to blame but themselves!" Puar said.

"I don't want to say this, but they're worse than Bulma and Tights. I haven't never seen a Super Mario Kart duo act so childish," Yamcha said.

"Predictable sad chumps!" Bowsette said, surfing on Twitter from her android phone.

"Are their fantards attacking us on Twitter, Bowsette?" Ash asked.

"A lot!" Bowsette replied, showing her commentary team the tweets.

"Hey, Sonia and Nessa fantards! Look!" Red's mom said, throwing two middle finger gestures towards the camera.

"Refresh the Twitter page in ten seconds, Bowsette!" Cye said.

"Okay!" Bowsette said.

After ten seconds, Bowsette refreshed the page.

"Damn, we're getting a lot of support by normal-minded people!" Red's mom said.

"That's what the hell I'm talkin' about!" Lanette said.

"I knew we'd get supported!" Puar said.

"Refreshed again!" Bowsette said as she refreshed the page again.

"Red's one of the supporters!" Cye said.

"Other former and current SMK participants have our back, too!" Red's mom said.

"Remember, people, it's Sonia and Nessa's fault for causing this!" Ash said.

"If Sonia and Nessa don't win the first prize, we all win!" Yamcha said. "So, what else you guys wanna talk about before the event really starts?"

"Yuli and his harem! His harem, including Mia, are all pregnant!" Bowsette replied.

"Damn, really!? I never thought that Yuli would act that way by impregnating seven women!" Cye said.

"Brave, but stupid as hell! In the future, Yuli has to race again to get a shit ton of money for child support!" Lanette said.

"He'll get the child support subject out of the way like a real man! After all, he had promised his harem to win event 52 for them, and look what happened there!" Ash said. "And speaking of pregnancy, Farore's pregnant as well!"

"Ewww!" Cye said.

"I hope her baby looks like Brendan! She is UGLY!" Bowsette said.

"Farore ain't good-lookin', but she's hotter than Bulma and Tights!" Yamcha said.

"There were rumors of Brendan impregnating Veran, Din, and Nayru, too!" Ash said.

"If true, then there's so much going on in this crossover galaxy! Cynthia and Dawn's vacated titles, Yuli and his girls, Sonia and Nessa's overall behavior, Twitter, everything! Damn!" Puar said.

"Don't forget about the controversial three-way tie at event 49!" Yamcha reminded.

"That was bullshit! Chibiusa/Mamoru or Brigitte/Ingrid should've won that shit, but at least Chibiusa and Mamoru had won event 50!" Red's mom said.

"That event was so rigged! Chibiusa/Mamoru and Brigitte/Ingrid had performed way better than Kayura and Linda!" Cye said.

"Nothing against Kayura and Linda, but it was definitely rigged! The Kayura/Hilbert/Linda dynasty was the only reason why that tiebreaker was pre-determined!" Yamcha said.

"The Kayura/Hilbert/Linda dynasty was a legitimate dynasty! Eight first place finishes and six second place finishes in a fourteen-event span!" Ash said.

"Very impressive!" Puar said.

"I knew their dynasty would end eventually, but I didn't expect pregnancy!" Bowsette said.

"Guys, imagine if Amelie and Emily were still here with us!" Ash said.

"Amelie would speak French a couple of times, and Emily would be like "I bloody hate Sonia and Nessa!", "Bloody hell!", That's a bad pick, you bloody idiot!", Farore's bloody ugly!", and more sentences with the word "bloody" in it!" Cye said.

"I'm not sure about you guys, but I miss having Emily around as a commentary partner! I love that thick British accent of hers!" Yamcha said.

End of Chapter 28

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An hour later...

Three... two... one... GO! Nessa and Sonia hopped to first place, but 50% of the crowd booed the living shit out of them, and the other 50% cheered for them, getting mixed reactions. Afterwards, Nessa began to twerk, obtaining more reactions in and outside Mario Kart Stadium, taunting and pissing off all of her opponents.

"Work dat ass, baby!" Sonia said as she touched an item box.

"I am, baby, I am!" Nessa said, still twerking.

"Wow, how immature!" Puar said as Sonia threw a Red Shell backwards.

"Twerking was so 2014!" Yamcha said as Cappy and Tiara evaded the same Red Shell and collected a Banana item.

"I've never liked that shitty dance, but someone needs to smack the shit out of them!" Red's mom said as Crash/Coco, Kirby/Jigglypuff, and Bulma/Tights got their items.

"Damn, missed!" Cye said as Cappy failed to hit Nessa and Sonia with the Banana item.

"Should've had a better item!" Bowsette said as Nessa stopped twerking.

"It's about time! Stupid looking dance!" Ash said as Coco attacked Banjo/Kazooie, Chibiusa/Mamoru, and Boosette/Chompette with a Piranha Plant.

"Damn!" Yamcha cursed as Bulma and Tights wasted their Bullet Bill item.

"Anyone but Sonia and Nessa!" Lanette said as Spyro took away Mercy and D.Va's Golden Mushroom item with the Boo item.

"YES! THE BRIEFS PULVERIZE THE SLUTS! THE BRIEFS PULVERIZE THE SLUTS!" Ash said excitingly as Bulma and Tights assaulted Sonia and Nessa and got to first place.

"Sorry, Yamcha, but I'll take Bulma and Tights over Sonia and Nessa anyday!" Red's mom said as Spyro and Elora jumped to fourth place.

"I'm not mad at you, Red's mom!" Yamcha said as the last place Mai and Videl got hit by one of Duck's fireballs.

Ingrid shrunk all of her opponents with the Lightning item! Then, she and Brigitte jumped from 11th place to 4th place before using the Triple Mushrooms. Second place for them! Mega pissed off at the mother-daughter duo, Sonia called them "Smelly Swedish Sheeps" as Bulma and Tights touched the second lap. Ingrid and Brigitte responded with a middle finger gesture as Spyro and Elora got to fourth place again with one mushroom.

"Oh, hell no!" Nessa said as Cappy and Tiara moved a lot faster with the Star item.

"We'll get 'em, babe!" Sonia said as Tights threw her collected Banana item backwards.

Ingrid and Brigitte got three Green Shells as the 11th place Mercy/D.Va prevented Mai/Videl and Duck Hunt Duo from advancing with three bananas and three Red Shells. Bulma and Tights got attacked by the last thrown Green Shell as Cappy and Tiara reached 3rd place with just one mushroom. After collecting one of the most annoying items in Super Mario Kart, the Spiny Shell, Sonia used it against Ingrid and Brigitte, then she and Nessa got their 1st place spot back as Cappy and Tiara jumped 2nd place.

"Not over yet, but Cappy and Tiara have to make us happy! Hell, anybody!" Red's mom said as D.Va and Mercy abused a single mushroom and a Bullet Bill.

"Participants that finish below 3rd place in Super Mario Kart usually respond in the second track 55%-95% of the time, so if Sonia and Nessa get twelve points here, they'll have a giant target behind their backs!" Puar said.

"They already have a big targ- LIGHTNING FROM TIARA AND CAPPY! But you're right, Puar! Bowsette and I have watched it all since the beginning of Super Mario Kart!" Ash said.

"True, but go Tiara and Cappy! GO!" Bowsette said.

"Hold on, you just cheered for other Super Mario Bros. characters outside of your son and the seven Koopalings!" Ash said.

"First time, but you all know why!" Bowsette said as Cappy and Tiara got to first place.

Last lap for Cappy and Tiara! Spyro and Elora suddenly jumped to second place thanks to a Star and a Bullet Bill. But Tiara lowered their chances of winning 12 points with a backwards Green Shell as Crash victimized Bulma and Tights with the Boomerang Flower. Tiara and Cappy furthered their lead with Triple Mushrooms, but Sonia and Nessa used the fast and more useful Bullet Bill as Crash and Coco creeped up to 3rd place.

The third biggest underdog duo got a double item box, but they only got two Banana items, a huge letdown. Tiara used them, anyway, Seven seconds later, Nessa and Sonia touched the same double item box, and they obtained a Bullet Bill and a Golden Mushroom! First, the Bullet Bill, assauting the non-human relatives. Then, the Golden Mushroom. 12 points for them.

"No worries! Like Puar said, the ones that finish under third place will respond, and Sonia and Nessa will likely get hurt more than ever!" Red's mom said.

"Someone from Twitter claimed that a couple of SMK fans in the Mario Kart Stadium are fighting each other!" Bowsette said as several other duos crossed through the finish line.

"I can see the fight from here!" Cye said, seeing the fight from below.

"Hey, me, too!" Yamcha said as Puar, Bowsette, Ash, Lanette, and Red's mom took a look at it.

"The loser virgin with the Sonia shirt is getting his ass destroyed!" Lanette said as the rest went through the finish line.

"If I was involved in the fight, I'd would make those m'fers my bitches!" Red's mom said.

"Wait, I can see Red, and a few security guards!" Puar said as Red and the same security guards appeared.

"I swear, this is the first time I've seen a fight below here!" Ash said.

"Red and the security guards are dragging and carrying the Sonia and Nessa fans away!" Cye said.

"That's my son!" Red's mom said as a portion of the crowd, the ones that was already close to the fight, chanted Red's name.

"Damn, Red's strong! He's carrying two at once!" Puar said.

"My muscular son has been working out a lot!" Red's mom said.

"I'll keep reading Super Mario Kart-related tweets and alert important ones to you guys, but I'll still watch the rest of the courses as well!" Bowsette said.

Finish:

1st: Sonia and Nessa

2nd: Crash and Coco

3rd: Cappy and Tiara

4th: Spyro and Elora

5th: Brigitte and Ingrid

6th: D.Va and Mercy

7th: Bulma and Tights

8th: Banjo and Kazooie

9th: Kirby and Jigglypuff

10th: Boosette and Chompette

11th: Chibiusa and Mamoru

12th: Duck Hunt Duo

13th: Mai and Videl

Total points:

12: Sonia and Nessa

11: Crash and Coco

10: Cappy and Tiara

9: Spyro and Elora

8: Brigitte and Ingrid

7: D.Va and Mercy

6: Bulma and Tights

5: Banjo and Kazooie

4: Kirby and Jigglypuff

3: Boosette and Chompette

2: Chibiusa and Mamoru

1: Duck Hunt Duo

0: Mai and Videl

End of Chapter 29

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Mario Circuit...

Mario Circuit wasn't hated or loved. To many, including some former and current participants, found it a tad boring, but most Super Mario Kart fans would prefer Mario Circuit over Wii Moo Moo Meadows anyday. It was one of the shortest courses to ever exist.

Three... two... one... GO! Sonia and Nessa went way ahead of their opponents. Moments later, they got the Triple Banana item before using it. Spyro/Elora, Cappy/Tiara, and Banjo/Kazooie slipped on the bananas as Mai/Videl and Duck Hunt Duo got a Bullet Bill and a Boo item, respectively. Then, Dog stole Mai and Videl's Bullet Bill as Sonia and Nessa obtained two more Triple Banana items.

Nessa put all six bananas on the ground, then Kirby/Jigglypuff, Crash/Coco, Mercy/D.Va, Brigitte/Ingrid, Boosette/Chompette, and Chibiusa/Mamoru all fell victim to the banana peels as Dog activated the same Bullet Bill. Sonia and Nessa high-fived each other as they received many cheers and many boos around the crossover galaxy.

"Damn, why did that have to happen?" Ash said as Duck and Dog hopped to second place.

"Duck Hunt Duo in second place! What's going happen next?" Lanette said.

"Anything against those sluts!" Puar said as Brigitte and Ingrid bounced back with the Crazy Eight item.

"We're with you, Puar!" Bowsette said.

"THAT WAS CLOSE!" Yamcha said as Duck Hunt Duo barely avoided Nessa's Red Shell.

"Bam! Right into the bitches!" Red's mom said as Dog attacked Sonia and Nessa with the Boomerang Flower.

"And Dog with the classic taunt, ladies and gentlemen! Epic!" Ash shouted as Dog used his infamous old school taunt against Sonia and Nessa.

"I love it!" Cye said as Bowsette refreshed the Super Mario Kart twitter page a couple of times.

"Vintage Dog!" Puar said.

"Stupid dog!" Sonia whined as Brigitte and Ingrid went past her and Nessa.

"We'll get him and that idiotic duck, baby!" Nessa said.

"GODDAMN! A shit-ton of Twitter people love the hell of out Dog's actions!" Bowsette said.

"I'm not shocked to hear that, but Dog did all of us a favor!" Red's mom said as Mai and Videl went past five of their duo opponents while being invincible with their Star item.

Ingrid/Brigitte, Sonia/Nessa, and Duck Hunt Duo battled for 12 points, but after Mai/Videl used Triple Mushrooms, they got into the mix as Crash and Coco got into 5th place after Crash assaulted Spyro/Elora and Tiara/Cappy with the Boomerang Flower. The top four each obtained speed-boosting items, but Brigitte/Ingrid were the only ones to get one of the two S-Tier speed boost items, the Bullet Bill. Their next item? Another Bullet Bill!

Mai and Videl got to 3rd place as Brigitte and Ingrid used the other S-Tier speed boost item, the Star item. Sonia tried to hit Mai and Videl with three Red Shells, but the Dragon Ball franchise duo avoided them all as Crash and Coco got close to Sonia and Nessa thanks to the Golden Mushroom.

"Burn, bitches, burn!" Coco yelled at Nessa and Sonia as Crash activated the fireballs items.

One fireball hit the Pokemon duo! After Coco and Crash went past them, Crash handed Coco the fireballs, then Coco used them backwards! Another fireball hit Nessa and Sonia. That sibling moment got the Super Mario Kart audience, Twitter users, and others talking. Duck Hunt Duo finally got near Brigitte and Ingrid with the help of two Star items, but seconds later, the mother-daughter combo earned twelve points, and Duck Hunt Duo earned eleven.

"No twelve or eleven points for Nessa and Sonia!" Red's mom said.

"That's good for event 55 and this universe as a whole!" Puar said.

"Sonia and Nessa fantards are in roid-rage mode! Haha!" Bowsette said, still surfing through Twitter.

"Mai and Videl get ten points and Crash and Coco get nine points!" Lanette said as the mentioned duos finished with the same points.

"Nine for Sonia and Nessa!" Cye said.

"That's twenty for the sluts!" Bowsette said.

"Ingrid/Brigitte and Crash/Coco have twenty, too! Damn it!" Red's mom said.

"That's a bummer, but there's still a load of racing left!" Yamcha said.

"Will history repeat itself? If any of you don't know, I'll tell ya, but I'm not counting the events between number 25-33 due to the vacated titles. In an event with an odd number, 98% of the duos with the highest odds and chances of winning have failed to claim the 1st prize! The only ones to claim a first place prize in an odd number event were Kayura and Hilbert in events 39, 41, and 43, and Kayura and Linda in events 47 and 49!" Ash said as the other duos got their points.

"How ironic, but I'll accept it!" Cye said.

"Event 49 doesn't really count!" Red's mom said.

"I support that trivia all the way, but we all know that any-friggin'-thing can happen in a Super Mario Kart event!" Lanette said.

"I'm not calling you a jinx, Ash, but Lanette's obviously telling the truth! But I hope history supports that 98%, though!" Bowsette said.

Finish:

1st: Brigitte and Ingrid

2nd: Duck Hunt Duo

3rd: Mai and Videl

4th: Crash and Coco

5th: Sonia and Nessa

6th: Cappy and Tiara

7th: Banjo and Kazooie

8th: Boosette and Chompette

9th: Kirby and Jigglypuff

10th: Chibiusa and Mamoru

11th: D.Va and Mercy

12th: Bulma and Tights

13th: Spyro and Elora

Total points:

20: Brigitte and Ingrid

20: Sonia and Nessa

20: Crash and Coco

17: Cappy and Tiara

12: Duck Hunt Duo

11: Banjo and Kazooie

10: Mai and Videl

9: D.Va and Mercy

9: Spyro and Elora

8: Boosette and Chompette

8: Kirby and Jigglypuff

7: Bulma and Tights

5: Chibiusa and Mamoru

End of Chapter 30

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Sunshine Airport...

Sunshine Airport was universally acclaimed. Many loved the idea of humans and non-humans racing near and inside an airport, something that be nearly impossible to witness in the common universe. It was so praised heavily, many had wanted it to be like Mario Kart Stadium and Rainbow Road, two mandatory tracks.

Three... two... one... GO! Jigglypuff and Kirby got to first place very fast! Seven seconds later, the crossover duo obtained a useful Star item. Then, they went along with the S-Tier item as Sonia/Nessa, Bulma/Tights, Crash/Coco, and Boosette/Chompette got a Crazy Eight, a Piranha Plant, a Mushroom, and a Boomerang Flower, respectively. Sonia and Nessa used their item as Crash and Coco avoided Bulma and Tights' Piranha Plant thanks to the same Mushroom they had obtained several seconds ago.

"How weak, that move!" Bowsette said as Boosette assaulted Banjo and Kazooie with the Boomerang Flower.

"Crap, Nessa and Sonia are catching up!" Cye said as Sonia and Nessa got behind the crossover pair.

"Or not! Yeah!" Ash said as Kirby and Jigglypuff got away from the Pokemon pair with a Bullet Bill.

"It looks like the miserable siblings are in last place for now!" Yamcha said as Spyro flamed Bulma and Tights with a fireball.

"Bulma and Tights aren't mathematically eliminated from getting their mega prize, but by the looks on their faces, they're not focused enough!" Ash said as Mai blew up Chibiusa/Mamoru and Duck Hunt Duo with a Bob-omb.

"Being over-confident doesn't get you anywhere, especially in a serious sport event like Mario Kart Stadium!" Puar said as Jigglypuff and Kirby got more hot with a Bullet Bill.

"Jigglypuff and Kirby are killin' it! right now!" Red's mom said as D.Va used the hell out of the Golden Mushroom.

"You're 100% right, Puar! After event 45, Bulma and Tights had announced that they'd try to get more 1st place prizes than you and Yamcha, but thanks to their over-confident tweets and nasty attitude towards Yamcha, they hadn't won shit!" Bowsette said as Sonia and Nessa got a taste of Crash's Red Shell.

"Remember, I had warned them not to act over-confident because it had happened to many previous participants before, and my account had ended up on their block list!" Ash said as Mai/Videl and Tiara/Cappy tried further their way to the top of the standings with a Star.

"They had blocked me, but I didn't tweet anything to them!" Yamcha said as Brigitte and Ingrid got two Triple Mushrooms with pure luck.

"Those bitches have blocked me before, too, due to my romantic relationship with Ash!" Lanette said as Sonia and Nessa got more unlucky thanks to Spyro's Green Shell.

"That's pathetic, blocking people despite them not doing anything wrong!" Red's mom said as Crash shrunk his opponents.

"Sonia and Nessa. Ungrateful sluts," Hanzo said in the Mario Kart Stadium crowd, sitting next to Ashe, several Sonia and Nessa fanboys, and a couple of others.

"Shut up, old man, and leave my waifus alone!" one of the Sonia and Nessa fans, a fat, smelly, four-eyed, broken teeth nerd, said as he and the same fanboys glared at Hanzo.

""Waifus" you say? Sounds like you've never gotten laid throughout your life," Hanzo said as Brigitte used her own Lightning item.

"I have a girlfriend!" the same nerd shouted.

"Downhearted, depressing liar. Look at you. You have a foul body, and you're wearing a sickening Sonia and Nessa shirt that's filled with seminal fluid. And it's obvious that your weak-minded and agonizing parents have paid Super Mario Kart tickets for you. Jobless, insupportable loser. Kill yourself," Hanzo said.

The fat nerd ran off crying, super hurt. The non-Sonia/Nessa fans nearby cheered for Hanzo.

"Any of you other sad virgins wanna get schooled, too?!" Ashe asked the other Nessa and Sonia fanboys.

The same fanboys shook their heads, looking very afraid, not saying a word.

"That's what I thought!" Ashe said before punching one of the fanboys' throat and knocking him down.

"Magnificent, my love," Hanzo said as the same non-Sonia/Nessa fans cheered for Ashe as well.

"Thanks, babe!" Ashe said.

Crash and Coco won the second place battle against Brigitte and Ingrid as Crash hit them with a Bob-omb. Sonia and Nessa struggled to dodge Tiara's fireballs as Bulma and Tights got out of last place with a two Golden Mushroom. Afterwards, Dog sent them back to the bottom of the standings with a Boomerang Flower as Kirby and Jigglypuff activated a Mushroom and a Bullet Bill. After a few more moments, the crossover duo got 12 points. Then, everybody else got their own points.

"Good for Jigglypuff and Kirby, but bad for Sonia and Nessa and their retarded fans!" Red's mom said.

"Poor Bulma and Tights," Lanette said.

"Screw them! It's their own fault for being over-confident, and it's their own fault for being obsessed with me!" Yamcha said.

"Had Hanzo and Ashe done anything else to those losers, Bowsette?" Red's mom asked. Not too long ago, Bowsette had read a tweet about Hanzo and Ashe's actions against the same loser fans, and Bowsette had spread the news to viewers and her commentary partners.

"No, but they likely will later on!" Bowsette said.

"Funny that Hanzo and Ashe used to be the most hated duo!" Cye said.

"It's ironic, too," Puar said.

"Hanzo and Ashe had so much hate, most of the Super Mario Kart fandom wanted to murder them! Now, those days are over!" Ash said.

Finish:

1st: Kirby and Jigglypuff

2nd: Crash and Coco

3rd: Brigitte and Ingrid

4th: Cappy and Tiara

5th: Mia and Videl

6th: Sonia and Nessa

7th: Banjo and Kazooie

8th: Boosette and Chompette

9th: Spyro and Elora

10th: Chibiusa and Mamoru

11th: D.Va and Mercy

12th: Duck Hunt Duo

13th: Bulma and Tights

Total points:

31: Crash and Coco

30: Brigitte and Ingrid

27: Sonia and Nessa

26: Cappy and Tiara

20: Kirby and Jigglypuff

18: Mai and Videl

17: Banjo and Kazooie

13: Boosette and Chompette

13: Spyro and Elora

13: Duck Hunt Duo

11: D.Va and Mercy

8: Chibiusa and Mamoru

7: Bulma and Tights

End of Chapter 31

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Cloudtop Cruise...

Another widely-praised course, due to its uniqueness, amazing gimmick, and awesome design. Cloudtop Cruise would rarely appear an in odd number event, but it was very common in an even number event, which was great for the ones that loved it a lot.

Three... two... one... GO! Jigglypuff and Kirby stayed in first place, but Sypro and Elora, now in second place, got behind them. The crossover duo got their Star item, but Spyro reacted fast by stealing their Star item with the Boo item. With that said, Spyro and Elora easily cruised to first place as Banjo smashed Bulma/Tights and Chibiusa/Mamoru with two Red Shells, but missed Boosette/Chompette with the last one.

D.Va and Mercy jumped to third thanks to the Triple Mushroom, but Jigglypuff surprised them with a Red Shell afterwards, dropping the Overwatch duo to sixth place. Mai and Videl progressed a little with a single Mushroom as Duck Hunt Duo used the more useful Golden Mushroom. Chibiusa and Mamoru got a lot of help with a Bullet Bill as Kirby and Jigglypuff returned to first place with their own Bullet Bill.

"Jigglypuff and Kirby refuses to lay low for oddsmakers!" Ash said as Cappy used a Piranha Plant against Sonia and Nessa just to get out of last place with Tiara.

"Speaking of oddsmakers, it's clear that they're pissed off at Sonia and Nessa for struggling right now!" Cye said as Spyro blinded the crossover duo with a Blooper, causing the latter duo to fall off the map.

"People on Twitter are mocking those idiot oddsmakers left and right for the right reasons!" Bowsette confirmed as Crash and Coco got burned by Ingrid's fireballs.

"Oddsmakers have every right to predict anything, but in Sonia and Nessa's case, giving them a 99.9% chance to win with a 2/1 odds is beyond insane," Lanette said as Kirby and Jigglypuff got hotter with a Golden Mushroom.

"Participants win with heart, not looks and popularity!" Red's mom said as Nessa and Sonia climbed out of last place with Triple Mushrooms.

"You got that right, Red's mom!" Yamcha said as Elora made her opponents small with the Lightning item.

"That's how Red and I had won event 35, and that's how you and Puar won event 45! But we weren't the only ones!" Red's mom said as Spyro and Elora got near the crossover duo with the help of a Mushroom.

"No offense, Cye, but event 35 is the best event ever!" Puar said as Jigglypuff stopped Spyro and Elora from trying to get to first place with a Banana.

"None taken!" Cye said.

Two Bullet Bills for Bulma and Tights, the first duo to ever collect two Bullet Bill items in a double item box since Mai and Videl from event 35, ironically. The Briefs sisters used both items out of desperation, but they ended up in third as Mai and Videl fell into last place thanks to Brigitte's Blooper., and Sonia and Nessa, both frustrated, struggled again. Near the end, after Jigglypuff and Kirby crossed the finish line, Bulma and Tights went past Spyro and Elora for second place, but the latter duo staggered them by using a Mushroom, getting eleven points.

"Seventeen total points for Bulma and Tights... I know they're not mathematically eliminated yet, but they need a load of luck!" Yamcha said.

"I doubt they'd get lucky after break, Yamcha," Red's mom said.

"Crazy that Sonia and Nessa are still in the top three despite struggling!" Cye said.

"Hopefully, they'll crash and burn!" Lanette said.

"Jigglypuff and Kirby look great right now, but I hope they don't collapse!" Puar said.

"Sometimes, a duo that end up in the top three before the break usually struggle in courses fifth-eight!" Bowsette said.

"We'll have to see which duo will struggle or keep their confidence after the break!" Ash said.

Finish:

1st: Kirby and Jigglypuff

2nd: Spyro and Elora

3rd: Bulma and Tights

4th: Banjo and Kazooie

5th: Cappy and Tiara

6th: D.Va and Mercy

7th: Sonia and Nessa

8th: Chibiusa and Mamoru

9th: Duck Hunt Duo

10th: Crash and Coco

11th: Boosette and Chompette

12th: Brigitte and Ingrid

13th: Mai and Videl

Total points:

34: Crash and Coco

34: Cappy and Tiara

33: Sonia and Nessa

32: Kirby and Jigglypuff

31: Brigitte and Ingrid

26: Banjo and Kazooie

24: Spyro and Elora

18: D.Va and Mercy

18: Mai and Videl

17: Duck Hunt Duo

17: Bulma and Tights

15: Boosette and Chompette

13: Chibiusa and Mamoru

End of Chapter 32

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Mario Kart Stadium/Twenty-Five minutes later...

"DJ Mary's here!" DJ Mary said as she showed up on time, with almost each and every duo being here and Sonia and Nessa messing around with some of their fans. "Twitter's been on fire in recently events, including this one! I can't get enough of it! But anyway, I'll begin with Jigglypuff and Kirby, the crossover duo that's projected to finish last!" DJ Mary said, then Jigglypuff and Kirby received plenty of cheers. "Although they're not labeled as huge underdogs compared to Red and Red's mom from event 35, they've collected a grand, and surprising, total of 32 points, the third-most! Win or lose, their respectable fanbases will be proud of them! Next up, Cappy and Tiara! What do you Bonneters have to say?"

"We've done great so far!" Cappy replied as he and Tiara also got cheers.

"I'm not afraid to admit that we were nervous during Mario Kart Stadium, due to us being first-timers! But we got the hang of the remaining courses from the first half of the event!" Tiara said.

"Will Tiara and I finish 11th, mirroring our projected finish? I'm not trying to act cocky, but right now, we're better than most of our opponents!" Cappy said.

"The only duos we need to worry about are Crash/Coco, Kirby/Jigglypuff, and Brigitte/Ingrid!" Tiara said, then she and Cappy got booed like crazy by Sonia/Nessa fanboys/fangirls as the other SMK fans continued to cheer for them.

"Thanks for the words, Bonneters, and speaking of Crash and Coco, they are the final duo to be interviewed!" DJ Mary said, then the non-Sonia/Nessa fanboys/fangirls got louder than ever. At the same time, Twitter exploded. "I know you guys still haven't gotten over your projected finish, especially you, Coco, but how does it feel to have the most points right now?"

"It feels so friggin' great, a giant middle finger towards those ignorant, neckbeard oddsmakers that masturbate to Sonia and Nessa rule34 fanart 24/7!" Coco replied, then the entire crossover galaxy, including Ash, Yamcha, Puar, Bowsette, Lanette, Red's mom, and Cye, reacted to her reply, especially on Twitter. "I know Mai and Videl are struggling compared to Team Bandicootz and six other duos, but those lousy oddsmakers should've projected them as the 1st place prize winners! They were part of event 35, arguably the most historic and greatest Super Mario Kart event ever, and they had dominated the hell out of event 53 and 54. I respect those two so much."

"We thank you for your support, Coco, but you and Crash have better kart-racing experience compared to me and Videl. Therefore, it should've been you two as the projected winners," Mai said.

"If we're eliminated from getting the big prize, which we will, then we'll do our best to prevent those bitches from getting it!" Videl said as Sonia and Nessa finally appeared.

"More anti-Sonia/Nessa, but neccessary! I can't stand those bitches and their retarded fans myself!" DJ Mary said as Sonia and Nessa glared at her. "Well, that's it for me! Gotta go! Go luck to you all expect for Nessa and Sonia!" DJ Mary said before leaving.

Updated Projected Final Standings:

1st: Sonia and Nessa (99.9% chance of winning)

2nd: Crash and Coco (97.6% chance of winning)

3rd: Banjo and Kazooie (70.4% chance of winning)

4th: Brigitte and Ingrid (49.2% chance of winning)

5th: Cappy and Tiara (24.8% chance of winning)

6th: Kirby and Jigglypuff (23% chance of winning)

7th: Mai and Videl (22.7% chance of winning)

8th: Spyro and Elora (17% chance of winning)

9th: Duck Hunt Duo (14.4% chance of winning)

10th: Chibiusa and Mamoru (12.3% chance of winning)

11th: D.Va and Mercy (9.9% chance of winning)

12th: Boosette and Chompette (6% chance of winning)

13th: Bulma and Tights (5.5% chance of winning)

End of Chapter 33

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Bone-Dry Dunes...

Bone-Dry Dunes had mixed to positive reviews, but it was one of Emily's most loved courses. Rosalina, during her time as the Super Mario Kart owner, had thought getting rid of Bone-Dry Dunes for good because it was her least favorite course, but Emily had made a petition just to save Bone-Dry Dunes, and it had worked, with 500,000 signatures on the petition.

Three... two... one... GO! Mai and Videl got the early lead, but Jigglypuff and Kirby quickly got to first place two seconds later. Kirby and Jigglypuff got the Piranha Plant item, then Jigglypuff used it against Mai and Videl as Sonia and Nessa jumped to first place with their star item. Banjo hit the crossover pair with a Red Shell as Bulma and Tights boosted their speed a little with a simple Mushroom.

Mai and Videl escaped from last place very quick as they rushed with a Bullet Bill. Chibiusa and Mamoru, both lucky, abused the shit out of their two Triple Mushrooms, and they eventually ended up in third place as Brigitte slammed Crash and Coco with a Spiny Shell. Cappy zapped his opponents, but he and Tiara failed to get 1st place, ending up in 2nd instead.

"Idiot Bonneters!" Nessa yelled as she tossed a backwards Green Shell towads Tiara and Cappy.

Zapped! But who zapped their opponents with the Lightning item? Banjo and Kazooie! However, they reached to third place as Chibiusa and Mamoru used a single Mushroom to get to first place. But Mai and Videl, both invincible, surprise the Sailor Moon duo, attacking them, getting first place.

"I don't hate Mai and Videl and I know anything can happen in the world of Super Mario Kart, but they're not making a huge comeback. And besides, they don't care if they win or lose. They've already won two 1st place prizes!" Yamcha said as Dog put D.Va and Mercy in last place with a Spiny Shell.

"I thought you hated Mai and Videl," Lanette said as Brigitte assaulted Boosette/Chompette, Crash/Coco, and Bulma/Tights with fireballs.

"For embarrassing Gohan? Nah. Gohan had moved on like his marriage with Videl never happened," Yamcha said as Spyro took away Cappy and Tiara's Mushroom.

"What about Pan (Dragon Ball series; GT verison)?" Ash asked as Mai/Videl, Sonia/Nessa, Chibiusa/Mamoru, and Banjo/Kazooie fought for the highest points.

"She didn't give two shits about Videl's secret affair with Mai," Yamcha replied as Brigitte/Ingrid and Spyro/Elora joined the "battle for 1st" war.

"What would the Super Mario Kart universe be today if Mai and Videl hadn't met, and Videl would partner up with Gohan instead?" Red's mom asked as Crash overused a Golden Mushroom.

"Videl and Gohan would still be divorced. Before event 34, Videl had wanted to speak to me in private and confessed that things weren't going well between her and Gohan," Yamcha replied as Kirby and Jigglypuff got into the emotional battle thanks to two Golden Mushrooms.

"If Mai hadn't existed, who would've participated in event 35 with Videl?" Cye asked as Kazooie, now in 1st place with Banjo, scared a few of her opponents off with repeated fireballs towards them.

"Probably Erasa (Dragon Ball series)!" Yamcha replied as Kirby and Jigglypuff desperately used the Crazy Eight.

"So far so good, this course!" Puar said as Kirby and Jigglypuff finally got to first place.

"Agreed!" Bowsette agreed.

"Any drama on Twitter, Bowsette?" Yamcha asked.

"Just Usagi, Setsuna, Hotaru, Ami, Michiru, Minako, Makoto, Rei (Sailor Moon), and Haruka, Sailor Moon girls, having heated arguments with Hilbert, Linda, and Kayura. Those two groups have had non-stop arguments on Twitter due to that infamous tiebreaker at Event 49's Rainbow Road," Bowsette replied.

"They're still at it? I thought the fued was over after Chibiusa and Mamoru had won event 50!" Ash said as Elora blew up Mai and Videl with a Bob-omb.

"Speaking of Chibiusa and Mamoru, it looks like they won't get 12 points!" Red's mom said as Brigitte hit Chibiusa and Mamoru with a Spiny Shell.

"A Spiny Shell is a devastating weapon!" Puar stated the obvious as Cappy and Tiara climbed up a little.

With the help of a Golden Mushroom, Kirby and Jigglypuff drove far away from their opponents, but Sonia and Nessa used Triple Mushrooms to gain a bit of life. However, the crossover pair secured a 1st place win, and Sonia and Nessa got second. Then, the others got their points, but in Duck Hunt Duo's case, they earned zero points. At a Mario Kart Stadium crowd section, Rei (Sailor Moon), Haruka, Usagi, Minako, Ami, Hotaru, Michiru, Setsuna, and Makoto noticed that Lady Kayura, Linda, and Hilbert, who had let professional daycare employees at Mario Kart Stadium's daycare section take care of their two babies, were several inches away from them, then the latter three realized that they were in the same section with the Sailor Scouts the entire time.


Above the two groups, Rowen was sitting next to Hilda, Professor Aurea Juniper, Hilda's mother, Rosa, Yancy (Pokemon), and Rosa's mother (Pokemon), his harem, with Rowen in the middle. During event 45, Hilda had wanted to invite Rowen over to her house for some "coffee", and Rowen agreed, which had led to Hilda successfully seducing Rowen and the other six girls, also invited, getting their share of Rowen.

Finish:

1st: Kirby and Jigglypuff

2nd: Sonia and Nessa

3rd: Brigitte and Ingrid

4th: Spyro and Elora

5th: Crash and Coco

6th: Banjo and Kazooie

7th: Cappy and Tiara

8th: Mai and Videl

9th: Chibiusa and Mamoru

10th: Boosette and Chompette

11th: Bulma and Tights

12th: D.Va and Mercy

13th: Duck Hunt Duo

Total points:

44: Kirby and Jigglypuff

44: Sonia and Nessa

42: Crash and Coco

41: Brigitte and Ingrid

39: Cappy and Tiara

33: Spyro and Elora

33: Banjo and Kazooie

23: Mai and Videl

19: Bulma and Tights

19: D.Va and Mercy

18: Boosette and Chompette

17: Chibiusa and Mamoru

17: Duck Hunt Duo

End of Chapter 34

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Water Park...

Water Park wasn't an S-Tier course compared to several courses, but it was fun. Ever since Mei and Tracer had taken over Super Mario Kart, they had allowed SMK fans to come here and have fun every two months. Water Park was arguably the best place for lovers to have dates; Lady Kayura, Hilbert, and Linda had many dates here.

Three... two... one... GO! Brigitte and Ingrid got the lead. Seconds later, they obtained a Golden Mushroom before using it. Banjo and Kazooie hurried and used their collected Bullet Bill, which got them to first place. Crash and Coco got a Star, but Sonia stole it away from Team Bandicootz, pissing them off. Sonia activated it as Dog temporary blinded Spyro and Elora. After Sonia and Nessa went past Crash and Coco, Nessa threw two middle finger gestures towards the latter duo and commenced a childish raspberry, pissing them off even more.

"Immature Nessa strikes again!" Ash said as Kazooie laid a single Banana on the ground.

"Sonia and Nessa do what they do best. Acting like children," Red's mom said as Chibiusa smacked Duck Hunt Duo, Kirby/Jigglypuff, Cappy/Tiara, and Boosette/Chompette with a Boomerang Flower, with Chibiusa impressing most of the crowd.

"Sailor Moon represent!" Usagi shouted as Brigitte ended Banjo and Kazooie's first place moment with a Spiny Shell.

"Bitch, please, that was wack!" Hilbert said as Usagi and the other eight Sailor Scouts glared at him.

"Shut up, Hilbert!" Usagi screamed as Mai temporary turned her opponents little.

"You shut up, slut! What Chibiusa had done wasn't impressive at all!" Lady Kayura said as Mai and Videl got to fourth place.

"Yeah!" Linda strongly agreed with Lady Kayura as D.Va put Crash and Coco in last place with her own Boomerang Flower.

The Sailor Scouts initiated loud and serious arguments with Linda, Lady Kayura, and Hilbert as Tights hit Mercy and D.Va with fireballs. Two Bob-ombs for Sonia and Nessa! Nessa tossed the first one backwards, making Mai and Videl victims. Then, Sonia exploded Banjo and Kazooie as Crash and Coco freed themselves from last place with Triple Mushrooms and a Star. Sonia and Nessa got near Brigitte and Ingrid, but Ingrid stupified them with a Green Shell. After a bit, Ingrid threw two more, and one of the items hit Banjo and Kazooie.

"Here comes Crash and Coco!" Yamcha said as Crash and Coco got hot again with more Triple Mushrooms.

"Team Bandicootz is the best team name ever," Red's mom said as Crash and Coco landed in third place.

"Well, that was short-lived!" Puar said as Banjo targeted Team Bandicootz with a Red Shell.

"They'll find a way to climb back up!" Bowsette said as Jigglypuff's Piranha Plant bit Chibiusa and Mamoru.

"Spyro strikes lightning!" Ash said as Spyro shrunk opposing duos.

Spyro and Elora got third place. Then, Sonia and Nessa got revenge on Brigitte and Ingrid, striking them with a Buillet Bill. Banjo and Kazooie ascended their chances of getting better points with a Star as Cappy blasted Mai/Videl, Boosette/Chompette, and Duck Hunt Duo with three Red Shells. Then, Kirby and Jigglypuff went past Cappy and Tiara thanks to a Mushroom. Two Stars for Banjo and Kazooie! They got to first place fast, after making Sonia and Nessa their bitches.

"Great, Banjo and Kazooie!" Lanette said as Spyro/Elora and Brigitte/Ingrid drove past Sonia and Nessa.

"Damn, Oxide is livid on Twitter!" Bowsette surfed through Twitter as usual.

"What's wrong with Oxide?" Lanette asked.

"He's complaining about the war between the Sailor Scouts and Linda, Kayura, and Hilbert, and he says that he and Dingodile have to watch the race somewhere else because of them!" Bowsette replied.

"Crap, look at the likes! That's a ton of support!" Cye said.

"Wait, those groups were next to each other the entire time!? I have a feeling a fight between them is going to happen regardless!" Yamcha said.

"I don't blame Oxide and Dingodile from moving elsewhere! Those Sailor Scouts are very loud, especially Usagi, the loudest one!" Red's mom said.

"If Elite Bet was still in this universe, it'd have so much drama and chaos!" Bowsette said.

"Phoebe had deleted her Twitter account and other social media accounts, after announcing that she would shut down Elite Bet and focus on Pokemon-related material," Ash said.

"She had deleted all of her accounts?! I didn't know that!" Bowsette said.

"Between the aftermath of event 35 and now, Phoebe was declared missing according to concerned fans, who thought that they'd be able to have fun with her in the Pokemon universe!" Lanette said.

"Some of her fans had blamed Hanzo, Red, and Red's mom for her disappearance!" Ash said.

"It ain't my fault and Red's fault for caring about winning, and it ain't Hanzo's fault for winning that giant bet!" Red's mom said.

A while later, Banjo and Kazooie secured their 12 points with a first place victory. Due to Sonia and Nessa earning the second-most points, they have the most overall points right now. Only, Mai/Videl, Duck Hunt Duo, Chibiusa/Mamoru, Bulma/Tights, Boosette/Chompette, and D.Va/Mercy got eliminated from contending for the big prize, but Mai/Videl already knew they were going to be eliminated. Because of Chibiusa and Mamoru being eliminated, Lady Kayura, Hilbert, and Linda mocked the hell out of them and the nine Sailor Scouts, but Usagi and her Sailor Scout friends responded with violence, assaulting Linda, Lady Kayura, and Hilbert.

Finish:

1st: Banjo and Kazooie

2nd: Sonia and Nessa

3rd: Spyro and Elora

4th: Brigitte and Ingrid

5th: Crash and Coco

6th: Kirby and Jigglypuff

7th: Cappy and Tiara

8th: Mai and Videl

9th: Duck Hunt Duo

10th: Chibiusa and Mamoru

11th: Bulma and Tights

12th: Boosette and Chompette

13th: D.Va and Mercy

Total points:

55: Sonia and Nessa

51: Kirby and Jigglypuff

50: Brigitte and Ingrid

50: Crash and Coco

45: Banjo and Kazooie

45: Cappy and Tiara

43: Spyro and Elora

28: Mai and Videl

23: Duck Hunt Duo

21: Bulma and Tights

20: Chibiusa and Mamoru

19: Boosette and Chompette

19: D.Va and Mercy

End of Chapter 35

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Tick Tock Clock (DS)...

Tick Tock Clock DS was the type of gimmicky track that most fans didn't want to see. The ones that had experienced the horrors of Super Mario 64's Tick Tock Clock during childhood despised this level the most because of its frustrating design, but the only part they hated about it the most was the minute hand from the entrance; the speeds of the internal clockworks would change depending on the minute hand stopping near a number, 3, 6, 9 or 12.

Three... two... one... GO! Kirby and Jigglypuff with the quick lead! But hold on! 20% of the Mario Kart Stadium crowd focused on the huge fight between the nine Sailor Scouts and Hilbert, Linda, and Lady Kayura, with Rowen, Hilda, Peach, Daisy, Lightning, Serah, Peachette, and Pauline recording it from their android phones! Surprisingly, Lady Kayura and Linda fought back with harder and more aggressive punches, going up against Haruka, Setsuna, Hotaru, and Michiru. But Hilbert failed to lay a finger against Usagi, Rei (Sailor Moon), Minako, Ami, and Makoto, with the latter five kicking his ass.

"Shit, there's another fight in another portion of the large MKS crowd, but it's not about Sonia and Nessa fantards!" Bowsette said as Jigglypuff/Kirby, Nessa/Sonia, Mai/Videl, Boosette/Chompette, and Banjo/Kazooie all used their speed-boost items, a Star, Triple Mushrooms, a Mushroom, a Star, and a Bullet Bill, respectively.

"Who's fighting who?" Yamcha asked as Banjo and Kazooie jumped to first place. "I'm focusing on the race!"

"Usagi and her eight Sailor Scout friends vs. Hilbert, Linda, and Lady Kayura!" Bowsette replied as Banjo and Kazooie collected a Lightning item.

"Nine against three!?" Ash yelled as Banjo zapped his opposing competitors.

"I'm reading that Linda and Kayura are fighting back against Hotaru, Haruka, Michiru, and Setsuna!" Cye said as Banjo and Kazooie furthered their lead.

"And another tweet says that Hilbert's hopeless against Rei (Sailor Moon), Ami, Makoto, Usagi, and Minako!" Red's mom said.

"Refresh, Bowsette!" Puar said as Spyro used the Golden Mushroom so much.

"I want to hear more about the fight, but as for the race, Banjo and Kazooie are way ahead of their opponents! Sweet!" Yamcha said as Bowsette refreshed the page.

"Kayura and Linda took down Setsuna, Michiru, Haruka, and Hotaru all by themselves!? Holy crap!" Lanette read a tweet as D.Va embarrassed Bulma and Tights with a Spiny Shell.

"Unbelievable! Usagi ran away in tears, after Hilbert somehow managed to tear Usagi's clothes, bra, and panties!? And Ami, Rei (Sailor Moon), Haruka, Minako, Makoto, Michiru, Haruka, and Setsuna went with Usagi!? We're missing a lot of non-racing action!" Ash said as Spyro and Elora went faster with a Star.

"But according to Peach's tweet, she, Serah, Lightning, Pauline, Peachette, Daisy, and several others had recorded it!" Puar said as Cappy humiliated Crash/Coco and Brigitte/Ingrid with fireballs.

"Cool! Can't wait for one of them to upload the fight!" Ash said as Spyro and Elora got incredibly lucky with a Bullet Bill.

"I'll see the fight after Tick Tock Clock, but it looks like Kazooie and Banjo will have to worry about Spyro and Elora from now on because the latter two want 12 points as well!" Yamcha said as Mai and Videl fell into the course's abyss thanks to Sonia's Blooper.

"Refreshed again!" Bowsette said as she refreshed the "Super Mario Kart" page.

""Numbers" don't matter!", says Hilbert's tweet!" Lanette said as Brigitte/Ingrid, Duck Hunt Duo, and D.Va/Mercy got slipped by Chibiusa's bananas.

"Uh-oh! Setsuna's tweet says, "We'll come back to hurt you and your AIDS-infected sluts again, Hilbert!" Too much drama during this event!" Puar said as Mamoru activitated Triple Mushrooms.

"I'm looking forward to people reacting to part two, but Peach's tweet says, "We've just uploaded the vids! Enjoy!" Let's see them!" Cye said.

Puar, Ash, Bowsette, Cye, Red's mom, and Lanette began to watch the fight as Spyro and Elora finally got ahead of Banjo and Kazooie thanks to a single Mushroom. Boosette and Chompette became a victim of Sonia's Spiny Shell as Crash's own Spiny Shell hurt Chibiusa and Mamoru. Brgitte and Ingrid jumped ahead of Crash and Coco after using Triple Mushrooms, but Crash and Coco responded with a Bullet Bill as Jigglypuff's Piranha Plant assaulted Mai and Videl.

A few seconds later, Jigglypuff and Kirby, both invincible, hurt Chompette and Boosette as Banjo smacked Spyro and Elora with a fireball. Then, Kirby and Jigglypuff targeted Sonia and Nessa while being invincible as Spyro retaliated against Banjo and Kazooie with a Bullet Bill. The invincible Cappy and Tiara victimized Sonia/Nessa and Jigglypuff/Kirby, getting third place! After some more driving and action, Spyro and Elora claimed 12 points! Then, the other duos got their points.

Finish:

1st: Spyro and Elora

2nd: Banjo and Kazooie

3rd: Cappy and Tiara

4th: Kirby and Jigglypuff

5th: Sonia and Nessa

6th: Crash and Coco

7th: Brigitte and Ingrid

8th: Mai and Videl

9th: Chibiusa and Mamoru

10th: D.Va and Mercy

11th: Duck Hunt Duo

12th: Boosette and Chompette

13th: Bulma and Tights

Total points:

63: Sonia and Nessa

60: Kirby and Jigglypuff

57: Crash and Coco

56: Brigitte and Ingrid

56: Banjo and Kazooie

55: Spyro and Elora

55: Cappy and Tiara

33: Mai and Videl

25: Duck Huntt Duo

24: Chibiusa and Mamoru

22: D.Va and Mercy

21: Bulma and Tights

20: Boosette and Chompette

End of Chapter 36

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Rainbow Road...

Three... two... one... GO! Crash and Coco got the lead! Sonia and Nessa screamed "WE'RE GONNA WIN!" in unison as Crash and Coco collected Triple Bananas. Tiara yelled, "SHUT THE HELL UP, BITCHES!", as Chibiusa and Mamoru got a Crazy Eight. Chibiusa used all of the crazy eight items as Kirby/Jigglypuff and Duck Hunt Duo became victims of Crash and Coco's two bananas. Elora forced her Piranha Plant item against Sonia/Nessa, Mai/Videl, and D.Va/Mercy as Bulma victimized Brigitte and Ingrid with a Spiny Shell. Banjo used his already collected Bullet Bill, but Boosette used her own.

"Guys, the Sailor Scouts are at it with their enemies again according to the updated tweets!" Bowsette said as Boosette/Chompette and Banjo/Kazooie jumped ahead of Crash and Coco.

"That fast!?" Puar said as Crash staggered Banjo/Kazooie and Boosette/Chompette with fireballs.

"Someone says that Rosalina's here just to see part 2!" Ash said as Sonia and Nessa bounced back with a Bullet Bill.

"It's clear that Peach had sent Rosalina that video of the first fight!" Red's mom said as Mai and Videl ascended fast with a Star.

"Refresh now, Bowsette!" Cye said as Banjo forcefully pushed Boosette and Chompette's kart into the abyss with his own.

"Refresh is one of favorite words!" Bowsette refreshed the Twitter page as Sonia and Nessa jumped into 1st place with another Star.

"Update on the fight, guys?" Yamcha asked as Brigitte and Ingrid rushed past most of their opponents with the power of the Golden Mushroom.

"Emily, Amelie, Red, and half of the security team are already there, and they're not stopping the fight!? C-razy!" Lanette said as Nessa teased Crash and Coco by slapping her nice, juicy ass four times.

"Refreshed again!" Bowsette refreshed the page once again as both Coco and Crash gave Nessa the middle finger.

"Sweet one, Crash and Coco!" Yamcha said as Nessa and Sonia got extremely mad.

"TRACER AND MEI ARE POSTING TWEETS, TOO!? OH, SHIT, PEOPLE!" Cye said excitingly as Spyro/Elora, Mai/Videl, and Cappy/Tiara got closer to Coco/Crash and Nessa/Sonia.

"I had a feeling they would get involved in the SMK Twitter page!" Red's mom said as Mai's Blooper caused Cappy and Tiara to drop into the abyss.

"Usagi and Rei (Sailor Moon) rip Hilbert, Kayura, and Linda's clothes off, and the latter three are naked!? So much craziness through this universe's history, in and outside of racing!" Ash said as Kirby hit Chibiusa and Mamoru with a Boomerang Flower.

"One more refresh!" Bowsette refreshed once more as Crash and Coco went ahead of Nessa and Sonia.

"Spread it out, guys!" Yamcha said as Tiara and Cappy got back into the mix with a Bullet Bill.

""Usagi, Hotaru, Setsuna, Haruka, Michiru, Minako, Makoto, Ami, and Rei (Sailor Moon) are chasing Hilbert, Kayura, and Linda!", says Daisy!" Puar said as Mai zapped her opponents.

"In relation, Emily says, "Let them do their own thing! It doesn't affect this event as a whole!".," Red's mom said as Mai and Videl got to third place.

"Peach tweeted, "Part 2 uploaded!" I suggest we see it after the race and the trophy presentation!" Cye said as Crash and Coco barely missed Sonia's Bob-omb.

"Good idea!" Lanette agreed as Ingrid and Brigitte suddenly drove like crazy with two Triple Mushrooms.

"You've missed most of the real action, guys, but I understand why!" Yamcha said as Sonia and Nessa avoided Coco's Red Shell.

Sonia just hit Crash and Coco with her Green Shell! Mai and Videl went past Crash and Coco with a Golden Mushroom as Brigitte and Ingrid secured third place. Then, Mai and Videl touched the double-item box, but they decided to use their items at the right time. Sonia and Nessa constantly collected weapons like the Red Shell, Green Shell, Banana, and Fire Flower, but they failed to hit Mai and Videl with each weapon.

Almost to the end of the final lap, Nessa failed to hit Videl and Mai with her Green Shell, then Mai smacked Nessa and Sonia with a Green Shell. That moment made a ton of non-Nessa/Sonia fans go very crazy! Mai hit brakes, then Crash/Coco, Brigitte/Ingrid, Cappy/Tiara, and Spyro/Elora drove past Mai/Videl and Nessa/Sonia. Afterwards, Videl launched a Red Shell towards Nessa and Sonia.

"You bitchy losers lose!" Mai and Videl said in unison as they gave Nessa and Sonia the middle finger, with them getting more love than ever.

"Thank you, Mai and Videl!" Yamcha said as half of the crowd, including Emily, Widowmaker, and Rosalina, chanted "THANK YOU, MAIDEL!", with Red smiling and clapping.

"Dragon Ball franchise represent!" Puar said as Brigitte and Ingrid became the first to cross through the finish line.

"Brigitte and Ingrid own the tiebreaker! The event finally ends!" Ash said as Crash and Coco went through the finish line.

"Awesome event overall!" Yamcha said as the eleven other duos crossed through the finish line one by one.

"The Sailor Scouts vs. Linda, Kayura, and Hilbert! Sonia and Nessa not winning the big prize! Many butthurt Sonia and Nessa fantards! And the crazy reactions from Twitter and SMK forum users! This is hands down the second-best event ever!" Lanette said as all thirteen duos magically went back to Mario Kart Stadium.

"A future event WILL NEVER top Event 35!" Red's mom said as almost every duo, minus Nessa/Sonia, both crying on each other in pain, dogpiled Brigitte and Ingrid in a happy manner.

"Well, will cha look at that! Brigitte and Ingrid are being congratulated like that, and I friggin' love it!" Bowsette said as the same people from the crowd chanted "TEAM LINDHOLM!".

"That's new!"Cye said.

"Look at Nessa and Sonia crying! Serves them right!" Puar said.

"Oh, what's this? Something else new!" Yamcha said as Brigitte and Ingrid got carried very high from their happy opponents, a celebration pose.

"What a moment, all! But don't go anywhere! Stay tuned for the aftermath!" Ash said as Brigitte and Ingrid celebrated the hell out of their necessary victory.

Finish:

1st: Brigitte and Ingrid

2nd: Crash and Coco

3rd: Cappy and Tiara

4th: Spyro and Elora

5th: Mai and Videl

6th: Banjo and Kazooie

7th: Kirby and Jigglypuff

8th: Boosette and Chompette

9th: Sonia and Nessa

10th: Bulma and Tights

11th: D.Va and Mercy

12th: Chibiusa and Mamoru

13th: Duck Hunt Duo

Total points:

68: Brigittte and Ingrid

68: Crash and Coco

67: Sonia and Nessa

66: Kirby and Jigglypuff

65: Cappy and Tiara

64: Spyro and Elora

63: Banjo and Kazooie

41: Mai and Videl

25: Boosette and Chompette

25: Chibiusa and Mamoru

25: Duck Hunt Duo

24: D.Va and Mercy

24: Bulma and Tights

End of Chapter 37

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"Way to go, Team Lindholm!" DJ Mary said as she appeared again.

"We appreciate the love, DJ Mary!" Brigitte said as Widowmaker and Emily also appeared.

"Before we jump into the trophy presentation, Brigitte needs to get something off her chest, important words," Ingrid said.

"Sure, Ingrid!" DJ Mary said. "What do you have to say to us, Brigitte?"

"The biggest reason why my mom and I wanted to participate in Super Mario Kart and win? It's not about the 1st place trophy, and it's not about the 1st place cash. It's about the hatred towards me, unnecessary hate. A long time ago, there was a Twitter hashtag called #DeleteBrig, with whiny, terrible, and lazy players wanting me to be permanently deleted from the Overwatch roster. They had refused to adapt, living in their own pathetic fantasy world, pretending to think that I was the most overpowered video game character of all time. They had even attacked my voice actress on Twitter, and she hadn't done anything wrong to them," Brigitte replied.

"The same anti-Brigitte crowd, and some others, had wanted other characters like Hanzo, Amelie, Sombra (Overwatch), Genji (Overwatch), and Doomfist (Overwatch) to be deleted from the roster as well. But guess what? It didn't happen. #DeleteBrig today? There aren't much losers compared to the past, but here are a few things I've discovered about them before event 55. Some of them are Sonia and Nessa fanboys, five of them, eighteen and older, are jobless and living in their parents' basement, and a lousy and foolish businessman have lost his company. Oh, hold on. I've forgot to mention one more person! A bettor, a billionaire! He had wasted 99% of his money on Sonia and Nessa while calling me and my mom worthless Overwatch characters, but before that, he had made MANY petitions against me, wanted me to be removed from Overwatch," Brigitte replied again before throwing two middle fingers towards a nearby live camera.

"To the remaining anti-Brigitte morons, you lose, especially you, ya worthless bettor. Have fun being broke! That is all!" Brigitte said, then she returned to Ingrid as half of the crowd chanted "Team Lindholm" again.

"Wait!" Coco shouted, then the crowd stopped chanting.

"Need something, Coco?" Brigitte asked.

"Yes, Brigitte! Um... You and Ingrid do the Crash dance with me and Crash! Crash and I had planned on doing it after a 1st prize win! But I think it's best to do it with our respectable opponents!" Coco replied.

"Sure, Coco!" Brigitte strongly agreed.

Brigitte, Ingrid, Coco, and Crash commenced the famous Crash dance, with the former two surprisingly executing it well on their first try. The crowd, even most Sonia and Nessa fans, loved it.

"Wonderful moment," Widowmaker said.

"Definitely. Anyway, let us get to the bloody prizes!" Emily said.

Brigitte and Ingrid: $500,000 and a Giant Golden Trophy

Crash and Coco: $ 9,000 and a Silver Trophy

Sonia and Nessa: $8,000 and a Bronze Trophy

Kirby and Jigglypuff: $1,500

Cappy and Tiara: $1,400

Spyro and Elora: $1,300

Banjo and Kazooie: $1,200

Mai and Videl: $1,100

Boosette and Chompette: $1,000

Chibiusa and Mamoru: $900

Duck Hunt Duo: $800

D.Va and Mercy: $700

Bulma and Tights: $600

A few minutes later...

"What the shit...!?" Yamcha yelled as he, Ash, Puar, Bowsette, Red's mom, Cye, and Lanette, all shocked, saw Usagi, Rei (Sailor Moon), Setsuna, Minako, Haruka, Ami, Hotaru, Makoto, and Michiru, all sitting down while relaxing and smiling, getting their smelly and disgusting bare feet licked by Linda, Lady Kayura, and Hilbert, with the latter three wearing new clothes.

Shortly before the trophy presentation, Usagi and her Sailor Scout friends had cornered their enemies in the same spot, with Linda, Hilbert, and Lady Kayura giving up and begging for mercy. Instead of assaulting them, the Sailor Scouts had thought about punishing them more without physical assault in the mix.

Peach and Daisy were the first to witness this, with Peach currently recording the weird action. Korra, Asami, Yuli, Rei (Kill La Kill), Ragyo, Ryuko, Satsuki, Nui, Bayonetta, Mia, Peachette, Pauline, Rosalina, Serah, Lightning, Oxide, Dingodile, Crash, Coco, Brigitte, Ingrid, Mai, Videl, Shantae, Risky Boots, Din, Nayru, Veran, Farore, Brendan, Hanzo, Ashe, and even Nessa and Sonia were watching it, too, with half of them taking pictures of it and tweeting about it. Chibiusa and Mamoru didn't know about this; they were getting something to eat.

Lady Kayura, Linda, and Hilbert didn't enjoy it the first minute, but after that, they had gotten used to their punishment; the three had also french-kissed and kissed each other between the foot-licking action. Nessa and Sonia felt better after losing in a heartbreaking fashion, smiling. Ashe and Hanzo were the only ones that strongly disliked the action, calling the Sailor Scouts, Hilbert, and Hilbert's girlfriends vile human beings, being antagonists as usual.

"That's something you don't see everyday!" Puar said.

"I've seen weirder scenes, but this is very bizarre!" Ash said.

The End

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Bonus chapter time! Enjoy!

Projected Final Standings:

1st: Sonia and Nessa (99.9% chance of winning; 2/1 odds)

2nd: Mai and Videl (96% chance of winning; 3/2 odds)

3rd: Crash and Coco (82.3% chance of winning; 5/1 odds)

4th: Chibiusa and Mamoru (73% chance of winning; 10/1 odds)

5th: Boosette and Chompette (39.3% chance of winning; 50/1 odds)

6th: Banjo and Kazooie (26.6% chance of winning; 100/1 odds)

7th: Brigitte and Ingrid (23% chance of winning; 100/1 odds)

8th: Spyro and Elora (19.8% chance of winning; 150/1 odds)

9th: Mercy and D.Va (15% chance of winning; 150/1 odds)

10th: Duck Hunt Duo (11.9% chance of winning; 200/1 odds)

11th: Cappy and Tiara (9.5% chance of winning; 250/1 odds)

12th: Bulma and Tights (9% chance of winning; 250/1 odds)

13th: Kirby and Jigglypuff (7.6% chance of winning; 250/1 odds)

Updated Projected Final Standings after Cloudtop Cruise:

1st: Sonia and Nessa (99.9% chance of winning)

2nd: Crash and Coco (97.6% chance of winning)

3rd: Banjo and Kazooie (70.4% chance of winning)

4th: Brigitte and Ingrid (49.2% chance of winning)

5th: Cappy and Tiara (24.8% chance of winning)

6th: Kirby and Jigglypuff (23% chance of winning)

7th: Mai and Videl (22.7% chance of winning)

8th: Spyro and Elora (17% chance of winning)

9th: Duck Hunt Duo (14.4% chance of winning)

10th: Chibiusa and Mamoru (12.3% chance of winning)

11th: D.Va and Mercy (9.9% chance of winning)

12th: Boosette and Chompette (6% chance of winning)

13th: Bulma and Tights (5.5% chance of winning)

Updated Projected Final Standings after Tick Tock Clock (DS):

1st: Sonia and Nessa (99.9% chance of winning)

2nd: Crash and Coco (98.3% chance of winning)

3rd: Banjo and Kazooie (80% chance of winning)

4th: Brigitte and Ingrid (71.1% chance of winning)

5th: Kirby and Jigglypuff (50% chance of winning)

6th: Cappy and Tiara (33% chance of winning)

7th: Spyro and Elora (27.3% chance of winning)

8th - 13th: Mai and Videl, Boosette and Chompette, Chibiusa and Mamoru, D.Va and Mercy, Duck Hunt Duo, and Bulma and Tights (0.0% chance of winning)

Total points:

68: Brigitte and Ingrid

68: Crash and Coco

67: Sonia and Nessa

66: Kirby and Jigglypuff

65: Cappy and Tiara

64: Spyro and Elora

63: Banjo and Kazooie

41: Mai and Videl

25: Boosette and Chompette

25: Chibiusa and Mamoru

25: Duck Hunt Duo

24: D.Va and Mercy

24: Bulma and Tights

Trivia:

- This was the first event to have a first place tiebreaker since event 49, where it was a controversial three-way tiebreaker

- Unlike Event 49, however, the winners, Brigitte and Ingrid, in Event 55, had performed better than their runner-up opponents, Crash and Coco

- Technically, Sonia and Nessa hadn't suffered the biggest choke job of all time because they lacked kart-racing experience. The main reason why their chances and odds of winning were extremely high was because of their hot and sexy looks

- Continuing on, Mai and Videl had more experience than Sonia and Nessa, they had won the previous two events in a dominate fashion, and they had a 96% chance of winning event 55, meaning that they had choked harder than Sonia and Nessa

- Although they had an 82.3% chance of winning it all, Crash and Coco losing this event could be counted as a choke job, due to them having a lot of kart-racing experience

- Event 55 was the first event to have five or more relative duos to compete since event 35 (Crash/Coco, Ingrid/Brigitte, Mamoru/Chibiusa, Tights/Bulma, and Cappy/Tiara)

- Despite the lack of strong competition compared to Event 35, many fans had considered Event 55 to be the second-best event ever because of the drama between Usagi, Rei (Sailor Moon), Hilbert, Linda, Lady Kayura, Setsuna, Hotaru, Michiru, Haruka, Ami, Makoto, and Minako during and after the event, although a few claimed that Event 55 was better than Event 35. Ironically, Chibiusa and Mamoru had participated in Events 35 and 55

- Strangely enough, some fans of Twitter had admitted that the foot-licking punishment was more enjoyable the most of the Super Mario Kart action

- If Sonia and Nessa weren't super overrated before the start of Event 55, they'd probably be projected to finish the event with the fewest or second-fewest points

- So far, Brigitte and Ingrid were one of the 7th projected picked duos to win an event

- This was the first event to have Crash/Coco and Spyro/Elora against each other since event 33, with both duos finishing in the top 7th in that event

- Thanks to the Sailor Scouts vs. Linda, Lady Kayura, and Hilbert drama, Twitter's traffic stats were in all-time high. Interestingly speaking, Event 45's Rainbow Road make-out scene between Lady Kayura and Hilbert had caused Twitter's traffic stats to rise so high

- Mai and Videl were the first two-peat 1st place prize winners to be mathematically eliminated from 1st place prize contention

- Outside of the Super Mario Bros. and Pokémon franchises, this was the first ever event to have two duos in the same franchise eliminated from 1st place prize contention

More bonus chapters to come!

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Another bonus chapter! Enjoy!

Super Mario Kart winners:

Event 1: Duck Hunt Duo (Projected finish: 10th) (Runner-up opponents: Mario and Luigi (Projected finish: 1st)) (Total points: 76)

Event 2: Mario and Luigi (Projected finish: 1st) (Runner-up opponents: Farore and Ralph (Projected finish: 13th)) (Total points: 80)

Event 3: Peachette and Pauline (Projected finish: 11th) (Runner-up opponents: Peach and Daisy (Projected finish: 3rd)) (Total points: 73)

Event 4: Ryuko and Satsuki (Projected finish: 7th) (Runner-up opponents: Crash and Coco (Projected finish: 3rd)) (Total points: 69)

Event 5: Ryuko and Satsuki (Projected finish: 5th) (Runner-up opponents: Crash and Coco (Projected finish: 4th)) (Total points: 69)

Event 6: D.Va and Mercy (Projected finish: 13th) (Runner-up opponents: Ryuko and Satsuki (Projected finish: 2nd)) (Total points: 64)

Event 7: Spyro and Elora (Projected finish: 9th) (Runner-up opponents: Crash and Coco (Projected finish: 1st)) (Total points: 78)

Event 8: Emily and Widomaker (Projected finish: 9th) (Runner-up opponents: Crash and Coco (Projected finish: 2nd)) (Total points: 69)

Event 9: Vinegar and Twitch (Projected finish: 12th) (Runner-up opponents: Emily and Widowmaker (Projected finish: 4th)) (Total points: 72)

Event 10: Peachette and Pauline (Projected finish: 9th) (Runner-up opponents: Wario and Waluigi (Projected finish: 5th)) (Total points: 75)

Event 11: Peach and Daisy (Projected finish: 2nd) (Runner-up opponents: Mario and Luigi (Projected finish: 1st)) (Total points: 66)

Event 12: Jak (Jak series; X Combat Racing version) and Keira (Jak series; X Combat Racing version) (Projected finish: 5th) (Runner-up opponents: Emily and Widowmaker (Projected finish: 3rd)) (Total points: 74 points)

Event 13: Donkey Kong (Donkey Kong series) and Diddy Kong (Donkey Kong series) (Projected finish: 3rd) (Runner-up opponents: Wario and Waluigi (Projected finish: 1st)) (Total points: 62)

Event 14: Peachette and Pauline (Projected finish: 12th) (Runner-up opponents: Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong (Projected finish: 2nd)) (Total points: 69)

Event 15: Chibiusa and Mamoru (Projected finish: 12th) (Runner-up opponents: Crash and Coco (Projected finish: 4th)) (Total points: 93)

Event 16: Emily and Widowmaker: (Projected finish: 6th) (Runner-up opponents: Jak and Keira (Projected finish: 3rd)) (Total points: 83)

Event 17: Wario and Waluigi (Projected finish: 3rd) (Runner-up opponents: Jak and Keira (Projected finish: 1st)) (Total points: 74)

Event 18: Mario and Luigi (Projected finish: 2nd) (Runner-up opponents: Wario and Waluigi (Projected finish: 1st)) (Total points: 85)

Event 19: Peachette and Pauline (Projected finish: 13th) (Runner-up opponents: Mario and Luigi (Projected finish: 1st)) (Total points: 67)

Event 20: Peachette and Pauline (Projected finish: 8th) (Runner-up opponents: Croc (Croc series) and Glover (Glover) (Projected finish: 12th)) (Total points: 70)

Event 21: Wario and Waluigi (Projected finish: 2nd) (Runner-up opponents: Ryuko and Satsuki (Projected finish: 1st)) (Total points: 89)

Event 22: Ryuko and Satsuki (Projected finish: 1st) (Runner-up opponents: Crash and Coco (Projected finish: 2nd)) (Total points: 91)

Event 23: Peachette and Pauline (Projected finish: 10th) (Runner-up opponents: Boosette and Chompette (Projected finish: 12th)) (Total points: 78)

Event 24: Mario and Luigi (Projected finish: 1st) (Runner-up opponents: Jak and Keira (Projected finish: 2nd)) (Total points: 60)

Event 25: Cynthia and Dawn (Projected finish: 9th) (Runner-up opponents: Emily and Widowmaker) (Projected finish: 3rd)) (Total points: 72) * ***

Event 26: Cynthia and Dawn (Projected finish: 4th) (Runner-up opponents: Crash and Coco) (Projected finish: 1st)) (Total points: 68) * ***

Event 27: Cynthia and Dawn (Projected finish 1st) (Runner-up opponents: Crash and Coco) (Projected finish: 2nd)) (Total points: 67) * ***

Event 28: Cynthia and Dawn (Projected finish: 1st) (Runner-up opponents: Crash and Coco) (Projected finish: 2nd)) (Total points: 71) * ***

Event 29: Cynthia and Dawn (Projected finish: 1st) (Runner-up opponents: Crash and Coco) (Projected finish: 2nd)) (Total points: 79) * ***

Event 30: Cynthia and Dawn (Projected finish: 1st) (Runner-up opponents: Nitros Oxide and Dingodile) (Projected finish: 8th)) (Total points: 86) * ***

Event 31: Cynthia and Dawn (Projected finish: 1st) (Runner-up opponents: Nitros Oxide and Dingodile) (Projected finish: 3rd)) (Total points: 74) * ***

Event 32: Cynthia and Dawn (Projected finish: 1st) (Runner-up opponents: Nitros Oxide and Dingodile) (Projected finish: 3rd)) (Total points: 68) * ***

Event 33: Cynthia and Dawn (Projected finish: 1st) (Runner-up opponents: Crash and Coco (Projected finish: 2nd)) (Total points: 70) * ***

Event 34: Cye and Mia (Projected finish: 11th) (Runner-up opponents: Cynthia and Dawn (Projected finish: 1st)) (Total points: 96)

Event 35: Red and Red's mom (Projected finish: 13th) (Runner-up opponents: Cye and Mia (Projected finish: 2nd)) (Total points: 63)

Event 36: Din and Nayru (Projected finish: 7th) (Runner-up opponents: Lady Kayura and Hilbert (Projected finish: 8th)) (Total points: 82)

Event 37: Lady Kayura and Hilbert (Projected finish: 3rd) (Runner-up opponents: Ryuko and Satsuki (Projected finish: 1st)) (Total points: 95)

Event 38: Hanzo and Ashe (Projected finish: 9th) (Runner-up opponents: Lady Kayura and Hilbert (Projected finish: 1st)) (Total points: 66)

Event 39: Lady Kayura and Hilbert (Projected finish: 1st) (Runner-up opponents: Spyro and Elora (Projected finish: 11th)) (Total points: 87)

Event 40: Red and Red's mom (Projected finish: 5th) (Runner-up opponents: Lady Kayura and Hilbert (Projected finish: 1st)) (Total points: 96)

Event 41: Lady Kayura and Hilbert (Projected finish: 1st) (Runner-up opponents: Peachette and Pauline (Projected finish: 6th)) (Total points: 79)

Event 42: Hanzo and Ashe (Projected finish: 2nd) (Runner-up opponents: Lady Kayura and Hilbert (Projected finish: 1st)) (Total points: 68)

Event 43: Lady Kayura and Hilbert (Projected finish: 1st) (Runner-up opponents: Lightning and Serah (Projected finish: 10th)) (Total points: 73)

Event 44: Hanzo and Ashe (Projected finish: 2nd) (Runner-up opponents: Lady Kayura and Hilbert (Projected finish: 1st)) (Total points: 69)

Event 45: Yamcha and Puar (Projected finish: 11th) (Runner-up opponents: Lady Kayura and Hilbert (Projected finish: 1st)) (Total points: 54)

Event 46: Lady Kayura and Linda (Projected finish: 1st) (Runner-up opponents: Mario and Luigi (Projected finish: 2nd)) (Total points: 90)

Event 47: Lady Kayura and Linda (Projected finish: 1st) (Runner-up opponents: Nitros Oxide and Dingodile (Projected finish: 6th)) (Total points: 82)

Event 48: Lady Kayura and Linda (Projected finish: 1st) (Runner-up opponents: Peach and Daisy (Projected finish: 3rd)) (Total points: 74)

Event 49: Lady Kayura and Linda (Projected finish: 1st) (Runner-up opponents: Chibiusa and Mamoru (Projected finish: 9th)) (Total points: 61) ****

Event 50: Chibiusa and Mamoru (Projected finish: 2nd) (Runner-up opponents: Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong (Projected finish: 3rd)) (Total points: 84)

Event 51: Nitros Oxide and Dingodile (Projected finish: 3rd) (Runner-up opponents: Peach and Daisy (Projected finish: 1st)) (Total points: 77)

Event 52: Yuli and Bayonetta (Projected finish: 12th) (Runner-up opponents: Banjo and Kazooie (Projected finish: 4th)) (Total points: 71)

Event 53: Mai and Videl (Projected finish: 9th) (Runner-up opponents: Peach and Daisy (Projected finish: 3rd)) (Total points: 89)

Event 54: Mai and Videl (Projected finish: 1st) (Runner-up opponents: Wario and Waluigi (Projected finish: 2nd)) (Total points: 93)

Event 55: Brigitte and Ingrid (Projected finish: 7th) (Runner-up opponents: Crash and Coco (Projected finish: 3rd)) (Total points: 68)

Total first place prizes *:

8: Lady Kayura, Hilbert, and Linda **

6: Peachette and Pauline

5: Crash and Coco *

4: Nitros Oxide and Dingodile *

3: Ryuko and Satsuki

3: Hanzo and Ashe

3: Mario and Luigi

3: Emily and Widowmaker *

2: Chibiusa and Mamoru

2: Mai and Videl

2: Red and Red's mom

2: Wario and Waluigi

1: Brigitte and Ingrid

1: Yuli and Bayonetta

1: Yamcha and Puar

1: Cye and Mia

1: Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong

1: Jak and Keira

1: Vinegar and Twitch

1: Spyro and Elora

1: D.Va and Mercy

1: Duck Hunt Duo

1: Din and Nayru

1: Peach and Daisy

Total runner-up/second place prizes *** (crossover duos included):

Super Mario Bros. series: 14

Crash Bandicoot series: 8

Ronin Warriors: 7

Pokemon: 7

Kill La Kill: 3

Jak series: 3

Overwatch: 2

Donkey Kong series: 2

Croc series: 1

Glover series: 1

Legend of Zelda series: 1

Final Fantasy series: 1

Banjo and Kazooie series: 1

Sailor Moon: 1

Spyro series: 1

Total 1st place prizes for each representing franchise (crossover duos included):

Super Mario Bros. series: 12

Pokemon: 10

Ronin Warriors: 10

Crash Bandicoot series: 9

Overwatch: 8

Kill La Kill: 3

Dragon Ball series: 3

Sailor Moon: 2

Bayonetta series: 1

Jak series: 1

Donkey Kong series: 1

Spyro series: 1

Shantae series: 1

Legend of Zelda series: 1

Duck Hunt series: 1

* Cynthia and Dawn's titles were vacated; five were awarded to Crash and Coco, and three were awarded to Nitros Oxide and Dingodile

** Linda hadn't participated in Events 37, 39, 41, and 43, and Hilbert hadn't participated in Events 46, 47, 48, and 49, but their names were still included, due to the Hilbert/Kayura/Linda dynasty

*** In relation to the * asterick, the runner-ups between Events 25-33 were awarded

**** Chibiusa/Mamoru and Brigitte/Ingrid also had 61 points, but the former duo had performed better than the latter duo

Trivia:

- Of all duos, Lady Kayura/Hilbert and Lady Kayura/Linda had the most titles

- Peachette and Pauline claimed the most titles in the Super Mario Bros. series group

- Linda and Hilbert claimed the most titles in the Pokemon group, while Lady Kayura claimed the most titles in the Ronin Warriors group

- Not counting Events 25-33, Crash and Coco had the most runner-up/second place finishes. Interestingly enough, they were to projected to finish 4th or better in each of those events. However, they were projected to finish 1st in 25 and 26, and they were projected to finish 2nd in 27-33.

- Mario and Luigi became the first Super Mario Bros. series characters to win an event

- Mario and Luigi from Event 1 and Event 2 were projected to finish 1st and lost and won, respectively

- Crash and Coco had technically became the first Crash Bandicoot characters to win an event

- Because of Cynthia and Dawn's titles vacated titles, Red and Red's mom were technically the first Pokemon characters to win an event

- Yamcha and Puar became the first Dragon Ball series characters to win an event

- As of now, Yamcha and Puar were the first to win an event with 55 points or less

- Cye/Mia from Event 34 and Red/Red's mom from Event 40 had won their events with 96 points, the most points to collect in Super Mario Kart history

- D.Va/Mercy from Event 6, Peachette/Pauline from Event 19, and Red/Red's mom from Event 35 were projected to finish dead last and still won their respective events, but unlike Red/Red's mom, D.Va/Mercy and Peachette/Pauline weren't projected as the biggest underdogs

- In each event that Peachette and Pauline had won, they were projected to finish 8th or worst, making them the first duo to win an event with a projected 10th, 11th, 12th, and 13th finish. Furthermore, many Super Mario Kart fans had nicknamed them "Giant Killers", heavily reflecting the Richmond Spiders NCAA men's basketball tournament history.

- Additionally, the same fans had nicknamed Red and Red's mom "The Biggest Underdogs to ever win a title"

- Vinegar/Twitch from Event 9, Peachette/Pauline from Event 14, Chibiusa/Mamoru from Event 15, and Yuli/Bayonetta from Event 52 were projected to finish 12th and still won their respective events

- Peachette/Pauline from Event 3, Cye/Mia from Event 34, and Yamcha/Puar from Event 45 were projected to finish 11th and still won their respective events

- Duck Hunt Duo from Event 1 and Peachette/Pauline from Event 23 were projected to finish 10th and still won their respective events

A/N: More to come!

Jak and Diddy had their own racing universes prior to Super Mario Kart's existence, but like Crash and Coco, they had sold their universes to Rosalina. I'll explain those discontinued universes' backgrounds in a later bonus chapter.

Croc and Glover are also my childhood.

Overall, Ronin Warriors, Pokemon, Overwatch, Super Mario Bros., and Crash Bandicoot are the only five franchises to dominate Super Mario Kart, but despite that, Super Mario Kart has a shit ton of parity.

The explanation of Phoebe's current location? I'll reveal it very soon!

I'm a huge college basketball fan, BTW.

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Twitter announcements and rumors after Event 55 and before Event 56:

- Coco confirmed that she and Crash would create their own 100% unscripted and reality talk show, with Tracer and Mei heavily being a part of it. Any subject would be allowed (Twitter post/Breaking news)

- Lady Kayura announced that she came out of retirement, after making a deal with Usagi, Setsuna, Hotaru, Ami, Haruka, Rei (Sailor Moon), Minako, Michiru, and Makoto. The deal was to help the nine Sailor Scouts collect nine 1st place prize trophy in future events. Also, the nine Sailor Scouts wanted to be part of the Linda/Hilbert/Kayura dynasty, meaning that they had already claimed eight 1st place prize trophies by default (Twitter post/Breaking news)

- In relation to the Lady Kayura announcement, oddsmakers tweeted that they would make sure that they would have Lady Kayura and a Sailor Scout as heavy favorites (Twitter post)

- Cynthia would come out of retirement to be in a future event with Leaf (Rumor)

- Courses from the discontinued racing universes (Crash Team Racing, Jak X, and Diddy Kong Racing) would be accepted after Event 60 (Strong rumor)

- Widowmaker and Emily confirmed that they'd return to commentary (Twitter post)

- Brendan and Farore would take part of commentary sometime in the future (Rumor)

- Rowen and Hilda planned on participating in a future event (Rumor)

- Sonia and Nessa decided to stop acting like prima donnas and grow up, with them wanting all of their fans to grow up as well (Twitter post)

- Shantae and Risky Boots being more than just friends (Rumor)

- A billionaire wanted to create a betting place at Mario Kart Stadium (Strong rumor)

- Hanzo and Ashe's retirement (Rumor)

- Bulma tweeted that she and Tights unblocked people on Twitter and promised that they wouldn't act over-confident and childish (Twitter post)

- Tracer and Mei wanted to eliminate all shortcuts, including the nearly impossible Rainbow Road shortcuts (Strong rumor)

- After Event 65, a break would last for forty-five minutes instead of the usual thirty minutes (Strong rumor)

- Mamoru and Chibiusa strongly disliked the foot-licking action and the Sailor Scouts' controversial decision. But Usagi said that the controversial decision was the only way to add more 1st place prize trophies for the sake of representing the Sailor Moon universe (Twitter post)

- Coco pointed out that the Sailor Scouts were heavily known for having so much Rule34 fanart, and she accussed the Sailor Scouts of intentionally wanting to become a part of the Hilbert/Kayura/Linda dynasty, due to Lady Kayura and Linda bragging about Hilbert's fat penis being 14 inches long during event 53 (Twitter post and rumor)

- Many people believed Coco because Coco had accused Dawn and Cynthia of cheating, and Dawn ended up admitting to cheating. Funny enough, Dawn also agreed with Coco. However, the Sailor Scouts, especially Usagi, said that they weren't romantically attractive to Hilbert (Twitter post)

- Brigitte and Ingrid tweeted that they'd throw a huge celebration party, with Crash, Coco, Tracer, and Mei as special guests. Also, they invited Sonia and Nessa (Twitter post/Breaking news)

- Professor Burnet and Brigette planned on getting married (Twitter post)

- Rayn (Jak series), former co-owner of Jak X and Crash and Coco's former rival, was heavily rumored to compete in the Super Mario Kart universe for the first time (Strong rumor)

- Mako (Kill La Kill) and Nonon (Kill La Kill) continued to spread their hate towards Ryuko and Satsuki, their ex-girlfriends, with them despising Yuli, Bayonetta, Mia, Rei (Kill La Kill), Nui, and Ragyo, especially, as well; after Event 45, Ryuko and Satsuki had flat-out admitted to Nonon and Mako that they were currently in a romantic relationship with Yuli and his harem (Twitter post)

- Wario and Waluigi tweeted that they'd take a break from Super Mario Kart, due to their recent lack of success (Twitter post)

- Luigi confirmed that he'd continue to use his "Luigi face meme" (Twitter post/Breaking news)

- Peach and Daisy announced that they'd no longer wear dresses and wear skimpy, skin-reveal clothes instead (Twitter post/Breaking news)

- Mai and Videl confirmed that Gohan and Pan would participate in future events, just to race against them for fun (Twitter post)

- Tracer and Mei confirmed that there'd be a Hall of Fame sometime after Event 90 (Twitter post/Breaking news)

- Rosalina was heavily rumored to participate in Super Mario Kart for the very first time (Strong rumor)

- Crash and Coco confirmed that they'd waste their money on game-related charities (Twitter post/Breaking news)

A/N: More to come!

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Somewhere in Hoenn...

"Are you here, Phoebe?" Clara asked as she entered a secret underground below Hoenn's surface.

"You don't have to ask that question here, Clara. I am always here," Phoebe replied in a different tone as she approached Clara.

Phoebe looked way different compared to her past self. Her hair was shorter than before, she no longer had pink flowers on her head, she had on small black boots, her shirt and pants were also black, and her black shades were on top of her hair. Her entire secret underground was pitch black, but there were four lights scattered around the place, she had a small bedroom with a bed, blanket, and pillow, her stored pokeballs were under her bed, and she had a full-year supply of water bottles, fruits, vegetables, and meat.

"A lot has happened around Twitter and the Super Mario Kart universe," Clara said.

"I know... and I hate it... I hate them all..." Phoebe said coldly. "You've been telling people about my whereabouts, haven't you...?"

"N-No, Phoebe..." Clara replied.

"It doesn't matter if you tell them or not because this crossover galaxy is nothing to me, but I'll continue to stay away from the people that are involved with Super Mario Kart..." Phoebe said.

"I promise I won't tell anyone. I should go," Clara said.

"You're leaving already... Go ahead and go," Phoebe said.

"I'd like to say one more thing before I leave, Phoebe. You had helped me a lot during our time together at Elite Bet, being the only person that'd be there for me. I'll never forget those moments," Clara said.

"Thank you," Phoebe cracked a smile for the first time in many months.

"You're welcome," Clara smiled back, then she left Phoebe all alone.

List of many people Phoebe hates:

1. The infamous cheating scandal from Dawn and Dawn herself- Phoebe had labeled Dawn as one of the biggest disgraces of the sports world.

2. Tracer and Mei- Phoebe despised Tracer and Mei to the extreme for allowing a lot of crazy things to happen in and outside of a Super Mario Kart event.

3. Rosalina- Same as Tracer and Mei, but less compared to the Overwatch characters. Also, Rosalina had lifted Oxide's permanent ban.

4. Hanzo and Ashe- Hanzo was the main reason why Phoebe was in her current state. Also, Phoebe strongly disliked Ashe for being Hanzo's girlfriend, and she strongly disliked Ashe for her super nasty attitude.

5. Usagi, Hilbert, Lady Kayura, Linda, Rei (Sailor Moon), Setsuna, Hotaru, Michiru, Haruka, Minako, Ami, and Makoto- Phoebe had called the Hilbert x Lady Kayura makeout moment at Event 45's Rainbow Road "extremely filthy and abhorrent" to the sports world. She also disliked the Linda/Kayura/Hilbert dynasty and the infamous three-way tiebreaker at Event 49. The Sailor Scouts vs. Lady Kayura, Linda, and Hilbert, mainly the physical fights and the foot-licking, was especially included, calling those moments a hideous circus show. And finally, Phoebe had called the Sailor Scouts very sad people for wanting to get involved in the Kayura/Hibert/Linda dynasty in a super-cheap fashion.

6. Sonia and Nessa- Although Sonia and Nessa had promised to grow up, Phoebe didn't change her opinion on them, calling them disgraceful competitors.

7. Red and Red's mom- Two of Phoebe's top 10 hated people ever, especially Red's mom, who had went against Phoebe's fans and defended Hanzo during Event 55's commentary.

8. Mai and Videl- Hated them a lot, due to them being in many headlines because of the hidden lesbian affair.

9. Sonia and Nessa's legion of fanboys and fangirls- Declared them as abnormal fans despite recently agreeing with Nessa and Sonia on being mature.

10. Yuli, Bayonetta, Mia, Ragyo, Rei (Kill La Kill), Ryuko, Satsuki, and Nui- Ryuko and Satsuki had broken Mako and Nonon's hearts, but that wasn't the only reason why they, Yuli, and Yuli's other girls were on this list. The other reason was because of Ragyo's horrible actions during the Kill La Kill anime timeline, and Phoebe thought that Ryuko and Satsuki accepting Ragyo and Nui into their lives was 100% and extremely disgusting despite the latter two's change of heart.

11. Mario and Luigi- Mario and Luigi weren't that hated compared to many people on this list, but Phoebe had labeled Luigi's famous death stare as childish and petty.

12. Peach and Daisy- Disliked them for their recent decision, wanting to look like total sluts.

13. Ash and Lanette- Only here because Ash and Lanette had admitted to Professor Kukui that they had already known about Professor Burnet and Brigette's secret lesbian affair.

14. Bowsette- Hated her for her constant Twitter updates and her unique personality as an unpredictable commentator.

15. Professor Burnet and Brigette- They had shattered Professor Kukui's heart.

16. Brigitte and Ingrid- Brigitte was especially hated because Brigitte had laughed and mocked at the #DeleteBrig crowd's misfortunes.

17. Veran, Din, and Nayru- The sexual harrassment stuff during Event 45. Also, Din and Nayru agreeing on becoming Veran's enjoyable sex slaves.

18. Jak and Keira- The discontinued Jak X universe had a very bad image.

19. Rayn- Rayn's bad decisions had led the demise of the Jak X universe. In relation, the discontinued Crash Team Racing universe was kicking Jak X's ass.

20. Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong- Same as Jak X, letting Crash Team Racing beat them.

21. Twitch and Vinegar- Their choice of wearing bikini only throughout their careers.

22. Emily and Widowmaker- Emily and Widowmaker had become temporary owners during Event 55.

23. Anyone heavily involved with Super Mario Kart-related tweets and Super Mario Kart forums- Phoebe hated all of them.

24. Nitros Oxide and Dingodile- The cheating scandal during Oxide's Crash Team Racing career. Although Dingodile had nothing to do with that, he was despised for being Oxide's Super Mario Kart partner.

25. Crash and Coco- Coco's personality, the Crash dance, Crash and Coco's upcoming reality show, Coco's tweets, and the dead Crash Team Racing universe.

A/N: More to come!

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Here are the backstories of the discontinued racing universes! Enjoy!

After the release of the successful Super Mario Kart 8 Deluxe on the Nintendo Switch, Rosalina, the biggest, magicial goddess of the crossover galaxy, had thought about creating her own Super Mario Kart universe in the future. Under the crossover galaxy, S-Tier and very common fictional characters had the power to create their own fun universe, and Jak and Diddy were one of those many characters.

Jak was the first to create a racing universe, with Keira and Rayn helping him; it had taken them six months to finalize it. Keira was Jak's long-time lover, while Rayn had once manipulated Jak, Keira, and several of the latter two's friends. During month one, Rayn had heard about Jak's plan, and she wanted to help him. Rayn had asked Jak's permission to help him, but Jak had rudely told Rayn to piss off because of her status as a nasty gang leader. Later that month, however, Jak had apologized to Rayn and allowed her to help him and Keira. Rayn strongly agreed. Keira was against it, but Rayn had promised Keira that everything would be great once finalized.

Sometime during month five, Rayn had created a successful advertisement of the upcoming Jak X universe, and she asked Rosalina to help her spread it across the crossover galaxy. The Youtube video had over five billion likes, with under 500 dislikes, an unbelievable Youtube record for a highly advertised video. In that advertisement, it had shown high quality clips of Jak X racing, with Rayn talking about it in an energized, charismatic way; Rayn had promised everybody that Jak X would arrive in a few months. Keira had highly-praised Rayn for it, thus trusting her.

Thanks to that critically-acclaimed advertisement, Diddy, who had a couple of racing games in the past, had thought about making his own racing universe, but it'd have a different style of racing compared to Jak X. Diddy had kept his idea very quiet, but during the early days of Jak X, Diddy had told Rayn that his racing universe was almost completed. Rayn had warned Jak about Diddy's upcoming racing universe, but Jak told her not to worry about it. Donkey Kong had helped Diddy Kong a lot during Diddy Kong Racing's construction.

Between Events 1 and 23, everything in Jak X was amazing. Ratings had gone through the roof, very high attendance numbers were consistent, participants were allowed to take 15-minute breaks after each track, Rayn's nude strip joint was a must-see place, Rayn's sports bar was an awesome place to hang out, get drunk, and watch different types of sports, Rayn's other businesses were successful, and many more. Shortly after Event 20, Jak, Keira, and Rayn had a private celebration meeting, with them having a toast.

Many common non-Jak characters were involved in and outside of racing, which included Ryuko, Satsuki, Tracer, Mei, Croc, Glover, Emily, Widowmaker, Rosalina, Crash, Coco, Spyro, and Elora. Rosalina was almost always in the crowd, and she had interacted with Jak, Keira, and Rayn, but the others mentioned had won eighteen out of the first twenty-three events combined. Diddy's racing universe was finalized after Jak X's 11th Event, and Ryuko and Satsuki had won three out of its first five events, with Ryuko winning two and Satsuki winning one.

Speaking of Diddy's racing universe, it was universally positive, but Jak X was still more popular. During Event 1's first course, the commentators had mentioned Ryuko and Satsuki being in Jak X before and having so much racing experience, thus turning both Kill La Kill sisters into fan favorites. Rosalina had always visited Diddy's racing universe, due to the Donkey Kong franchise and Super Mario Bros. franchise being extremely close.

During Jak X's Event 23, things had gotten very ugly at the sports bar; a drunken bimbo had falsely accussed Crash of groping her ass, leading to a violent and bloody fight between her and Coco. The drunken bimbo's husband and Crash had fought against each other as well, and many others inside the sports bar had fought one another and damaged the entire place. Everybody involved in the incident were arrested, but Rosalina and Diddy Kong had bailed all of them out of jail. The incident had a shit ton of galaxy-wide attention, with many people talking about it more than Event 23.

Although security footage revealed that Crash had never touched the same woman and that the woman and her husband were the first ones to throw punches, Rayn had suspended both Crash and Coco until Event 35 because the latter two were one of the many people that had wrecked her place. The punishment was critically panned by Rosalina, Diddy Kong, Tracer, Mei, Spyro, Elora, Jak X critics, Diddy Kong Racing critics, Bowsette, and many others, calling it disgraceful, pathetic, and other synonymous words. In relation, Jak and Keira's closest friend, Daxter (Jak series), had slammed Rayn for the unnecessary harsh punishment. Even Crash and Coco's sworn enemies, namely Dr. Neo Cortex (Crash Bandicoot series; remake version), had said that the punishment was extremely unfair.

Shortly after the beginning of the suspension, a super pissed off Coco had posted an extremely, verbally assault Youtube video against Keira, Jak, and Rayn, especially. In that vid, her super angry face was very close to the camera, she had called Rayn, Keira, and Jak almost every swear and offensive word under the sun, she had announced that she and Crash agreed to create a Crash Team Racing universe, she had confirmed that Diddy Kong would allow her and Crash to participate in Diddy Kong Racing events until the completion of Crash Team Racing, and she had promised that the 100% completed Crash Team Racing would steamroll Jak X and cause it major downfall.

The angry Coco video, named "Coco has a message", was critically praised, having over four millions views. The dislikes, however, had a super high number, with Jak X fanboys and fangirls using many sock accounts to inflate the dislike meter. The video was nicknamed "Hot Coco", referring to a Crash Bandicoot 3: Warped secret level. On Twitter, Jak and Keira were attacked for allowing Rayn's decision to happen, but Jak and Keira defended Rayn, saying that Rayn was a very smart businesswoman that knew how to make good decisions because of Jak X current state.

Two of the hottest racers, Ryuko and Satsuki, had publically announced that they'd move on from Jak X and continue to race in Diddy Kong Racing, while others like Spyro, Elora, Tracer, Mei, Emily, and Widowmaker had called it quits on racing Jak X. Rosalina had decided to stop visiting Jak X permanently. At the start of Event 24's first track, Croc and Glover had angrily protested, exiting their vehicles and holding "Crash and Coco were treated unfair!" signs. That had gotten both Croc and Glover disqualified, thus getting them suspended for twenty-events. 75% of the Jak X crowd had booed the shit out of Glover and Croc, but 25% had shown support. Ironically, Glover's twin brother, Cross-Stitch (Glover; good version), had won Event 24, his first and only event, and during the trophy presentation, he had told Jak, Keira, and Rayn to go screw themselves before permanently leaving the Jak X universe.

Shortly after Jak X's Event 24, Emily, Widowmaker, Cross-Stitch, Glover, Croc, Spyro, Elora, Crash, Coco, Tracer, Mei, Ryuko, and Satsuki were all in a Youtube vid, under Coco's Youtube account, and in that vid, they had burned and destroyed all of their Jak X trophies, including their 1st place prize trophies, as a sign of more protest against Jak X. The vid was critically acclaimed by non-Jak X fanboys and fangirls.

Between Events 12-19 from Diddy Kong Racing, Crash and Coco had won four events combined; they were heavily supported by the crowd during their Diddy Kong Racing careers. Meanwhile, Jak X had slowly went downhill since the start of Event 25. After that event, a former fan had admitted that he and his many friends had come to Event 25 just to jeer at Jak X throughout the event; he also pointed out that a lot of soon-to-be-former fans had joined the hate club.

After Diddy Kong Racing's Event 19, Crash Team Racing came to life. To mess with Jak X so severely, Coco and Crash had allowed Crash Team Racing's Event 1 to happen in the same date as Jak X's Event 33. The plan was very successful; viewership and social media attention was as twice as big compared to Jak X's Event 1, viewership and attendance from Jak X's Event 33 had plummeted, Jak X's Event 33 was rarely talked about on social media, and a lot of people on Twitter said that the protests against Jak X had worked big time.

To add more insult to injury, a pissed off Ashelin (Jak series) had stormed into Jak's office and demanded Rayn to shut down the nude strip joint for good because she had caught Torn (Jak series) cheating on her with several nude strippers with bigger breasts and asses. Rayn responded that Torn's decisions had nothing to do with her, Jak, and Keira, but her words and big mouth had put her in a vicious catfight against Ashelin. Jak and Keira had tried to break it up, but Rayn accidentally shoved Ashelin out of the window, and Ashelin ended up with serious injuries.

Some witnesses had seen it, and they had shared the story to social media; that incident was enough to label Rayn as an infamous co-owner and bad decision maker. Rayn was forced to suspend the entire Jak X universe for a while, which Jak and Keira had agreed. Unfortunately, that decision had caused so much damage control, with Event 34 suffering a trillion times worse than Event 33. During the middle of Event 34, Keira had broke down in tears, no longer wanting to depict herself as a Jak X owner. Jak had decided to step down as an owner, too, and give the universe to Rayn. Rayn, in tears, suggested that they should sell Jak X to Rosalina because of Rosalina's future plan as a Super Mario Kart owner.

At the end, Jak, Keira, and Rayn had given all Jak X records to Rosalina, who was glad that the three had finally submitted. Jak and Keira moved on with their normal lives and avoided social media from now on. Rayn, on the other hand, had apologized to Ashelin for the incident, and she had made an apology video for making super dumb mistakes.

After Crash Team Racing's Event 15, Diddy Kong Racing began to decline, and Diddy Kong eventually sold his universe to Rosalina. Afterwards, Diddy Kong went on Twitter and said that the rapid rise of Crash Team Racing wasn't to blame. Additionally, Diddy Kong made another tweet, saying that he'd attend the universe's events.

Nitros Oxide's infamous cheating scandal wasn't as severe compared to Jak X's major downfall, but it was enough to badly damage Crash Team Racing and make Crash and Coco sell it to Rosalina. A few people, mainly Jak X fanboys and fangirls living in the past, had bragged that karma had bitten both Crash and Coco in the ass because Coco had over-mocked the death of Jak X, but Diddy and many others had defended Crash and Coco.

An interesting trivia was Ryuko and Satsuki winning a few Crash Team Racing events, making them, Crash, and Coco as the only four to win events from Jak X, Diddy Kong Racing, and Crash Team Racing.

Conspiracy theories involving Rosalina, her relations with the discontinued universes, and her own created universe:

- Some conspiracy theorists had labeled Rosalina as a very shady and fake-friendly person over the years

- One pointed out that the bar fight scene was staged; Rosalina had paid the same people to go against Crash and Coco and cause major damage control against Jak X, ultimately forcing Jak, Rayn, and Keira to sell Jak X to her

- In relation to Jak X's downfall, one argued that Rosalina had paid Torn to get caught cheating because Torn and Ashelin's romantic relationship had went south during that period

- Adding on, another theory was that Ashelin was paid to get herself hurt for Rosalina

- A theorist stated that Rosalina had told Rayn to suspend Crash and Coco, and to suspend Jak X whenever possible

- Someone claimed that Rosalina was behind the camera during the trophy-burning video

- According to a theorist, Diddy Kong Racing's decline wasn't really that severe compared to Jak X. Furthermore, he stated that the main reason why Diddy Kong had created Diddy Kong Racing in the first place was to give Rosalina a lot of resources for her future racing universe

- When Rosalina had announced that she'd help investigate the suspicions of Oxide cheating, most conspiracy theorists assumed that Rosalina had paid Oxide to cheat. Interesting enough, Rosalina had saved one of her many tweets before Crash Team Racing's Event 1, admitting that Gasmoxia, Oxide's home planet, the same place where several aliens had confirmed Oxide's cheating behavior, was one of her favorite planets to visit every four weeks. Another interesting thing was that Rosalina had lifted Oxide's permanent ban months before letting Tracer and Mei take over her racing universe

- When Rosalina was asked if she had known about Dawn's illegal activities during her time as the owner, Rosalina replied that she didn't know anything about it, but some conspiracy theorists didn't believe her

- A lot of crazy stuff had happened after Rosalina's retirement, making conspiracy theorists assume that Tracer and Mei had strong influence of Rosalina. For example, Sonia and Nessa's over-the-top immature behavior before and during Event 55, Veran sexually harassing Din and Nayru and Din and Nayru sexually harassing Veran back during Event 45, and the controversial three-way tiebreaker from Event 49

- In relation to the theory above, Widowmaker and Emily, close friends of Tracer and Mei, had temporary taken over Event 55, and the biggest notable thing that had happened was Usagi, Rei (Sailor Moon), Ami, Makoto, Minako, Setsuna, Hotaru, Michiru, and Haruka vs. Lady Kayura, Linda, and Hilbert. Interestingly enough, Emily, Widowmaker, and Rosalina were in front of the big fight, with Widowmaker and Emily letting it continue. Tracer and Mei had tweeted about it constantly, making the shady Rosalina theory more interesting

A/N: More to come!

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This Xtra Content chapter is all about the first five episodes of Crash and Coco's Banditalk reality show! Enjoy!

Banditalk would only allow three segments, the show would last for an hour, its new episodes would air three, four, or five days a week, its studio was very large, it was rated TV-14-DLS(V), only five very bad words were bleeped/censored, Crash was one of the cameramen despite being one of the creators, Coco was the main talk host, professional security were everywhere, it was 100% realistic, the guests were allowed to talk about Super Mario Kart and non-Super Mario Kart materiel, and the episodes would air several days after recording.

Episode 1:

Segment 1: The segment revolved around a very common guest host, Rosalina, the original creator of the Super Mario Kart universe. Rosalina had only discussed on how magical she was and how much she had gotten involved in many situations, notably the Oxide cheating scandal. She also pointed out that she didn't expect a lot of craziness after her retirement, especially the big fight during Event 55.

Segment 2: Sonia and Nessa would talk about their past. After the pokegirls had appeared infront of the crowd, half of the crowd booed the shit out of them, but Sonia had shedded tears from her eyes afterwards, with Nessa looking very sad. Coco had reminisced Event 55 a bit, reminding everybody that Sonia and Nessa used to act super childish. Sonia spoke afterwards, apologizing to everybody for being immature. Nessa said that she and Sonia were cursed with sexy looks and bodies, and that they had taken full advantage of their natural looks. After a lot of talk, Sonia and Nessa apologized to Coco and Crash a lot, and Coco said that she forgave them.

Segment 3: Ash and Bowsette would discuss about their early careers as successful commentators. Ash had admitted that he was a little nervous during his first thirty-minutes of commentating, and that the energized and charismatic Bowsette had to make him look good. After Event 1's thirty-minute break, Ash had felt a lot better, and in Event 2, Ash had increasingly improved his commentary skills. Lanette was in the audience.

Episode 2:

Segment 1: Dawn was the guest host here; the main subject was all about the cheating scandal from Dawn. She was booed several times. Another guest, Mars (Pokemon), a female criminal and ex-convict, had appeared, and she had confessed to everybody that Dawn had come to her, just to cheat; Mars was the same anonymous criminal that had emailed Tracer and Mei about Dawn's dirty behavior. The segment ended with Dawn and Mars smooching and confirming to everybody that they were lovers. This segment had one of the highest views in Banditalk's history.

Segment 2: Nonon and Mako were here to angrily talk about them being betrayed by Satsuki and Ryuko, their ex-girlfriends. Mako said that she hadn't acted like herself after Satsuki and Ryuko's confession. Coco had admitted that she always thought Ryuko and Satsuki were odd people after meeting them for the first time at the discontinued Jak X universe.

Segment 3: In one of the biggest segments ever, Jak, Keira, Rayn, Diddy Kong, Donkey Kong, the guests, and Coco had discussed about their dead racing universes, about the pros and cons, with the cons leading to the universes' downfall. At the end, Rayn and Coco hugged, with the latter forgiving the former. Another super high-rated segment.

Episode 3:

Segment 1: Shantae and Risky Boots had confessed to the entire crossover galaxy that they had a thing for each other. After the confession, Risky Boots performed a long strip dance for Shantae, and everybody in the studio loved the hell out of it. This segment's statistic numbers were almost as high as Episode 2's Segment 3.

Segment 2: Brigitte and Ingrid didn't talk a lot; it was just a video game segment, with Ingrid playing the Brigitte character from Overwatch. In that game, Ingrid had gotten eliminated once, and she had led her team to victory.

Segment 3: Nitros Oxide and Dingodile had made a surprising appearance. Oxide and Coco had discussed about Oxide early life and racing career in a friendly manner. Dingodile had hardly spoken, but he didn't mind because this segment was all about Oxide.

Episode 4:

Segment 1: In one of the most controverial segments ever, Hanzo and Ashe had insulted the audience, Crash, Coco, and everybody else in the studio. Coco had asked the two why they were acting like major assholes, and Ashe replied that they weren't afraid of being themselves. At the end, however, Hanzo and Ashe had admitted that they had respected the hell out of Crash and Coco for being fierce competitors over the years.

Segment 2: Brendan and Farore had talked about their romantic relationship, but they also revealed to secret to the crossover galaxy, which was Brendan having a harem, with Din, Nayru, and Veran involved. Veran, Nayru, and Din had come out as guests shortly after the confession. Farore had added that she and Veran had made peace after she and Brendan had become a couple.

Segment 3: Just Luigi and not Mario. Luigi and Coco had discussed about Luigi always being under Mario's shadow. Coco had mentioned Luigi's famous death stare and that she had liked Luigi more than Mario because of it.

Episode 5:

Segment 1: Just Cye and Coco talking about pre-Event 34, Event 34, and Event 35. Cye had admitted that he and Mia had practiced non-stop before Event 34. Coco had asked Cye about a possible return to racing, but Cye promised that he'd commentate for the rest of his life. Mia was originally supposed to appear with Cye, but Mia had changed her mind, being a part of the audience with Rei (Kill La Kill), Ryuko, Ragyo, Nui, Satsuki, Bayonetta, and Yuli instead.

Segment 2: Just Widowmaker and Emily's racing careers and non-racing careers. This segment was highly popular because of Emily's thick British accent and the usage of the word "bloody".

Segment 3: This segment was originally supposed to be about Usagi, Setsuna, Rei (Sailor Moon) Michiru, Makoto, Minako, Hotaru, Haruka, and Ami getting heavily involved with Lady Kayura, Hilbert, Linda, and the latter three's dynasty, but it was cancelled, due to a super drunken Mamoru getting into a violent scuffle with security during Segment 1. It was replaced with a segment of Yamcha, Puar, Red, and Red's mom, with them talking about their role as underdogs in the events that they had won not counting Event 40. Coco said that she and Crash were super happy that Yamcha and Puar had finally won an event. Because they didn't get a chance to be guests in Segment 3, Lady Kayura, Hilbert, Linda, and the Sailor Scouts had to wait for another episode.

More to come!

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Episodes six to ten from Banditalk, then I'll move on to the next thing! Enjoy!

Episode 6:

Segment 1: Although they were executive producers of Banditalk, Tracer and Mei wanted to make future annoucements, breaking news. They also wanted to confirm which strong rumor was true. The first confirmation was them adding ATVs and bikes after Event 57, and participants were allowed to either pick an ATV, a bike, or a kart before or after an event. Adding on, an ATV and a bike had the same speed, handling, traction and acceleration, and only a speed boost from a wheelie trick could happen twice in a course. That announcement had blown up the entire crossover galaxy because many fans and even former/retired/current paricipants had wanted Tracer and Mei to add ATVs and bikes since event 40. Coco, too, was excited.

The second confirmation was Oleana's (Pokemon), a billionaire and a vice-president of the Galar Pokemon League, upcoming betting place being approved. Name: Luck or Misfortune. Luck or Misfortune would come to life after Event 58. Compared to the first announcement, this one wasn't universally positive, but it was positive enough.

Tracer and Mei confirmed that they decided not to eliminate each and every shortcut, debunking that strong rumor. However, they agreed to add invincible moving barriers to make the shortcuts nearly impossible to cross through, just like they did with Rainbow Road. This annoucement was as positive as the previous one. And the last announcement was that after Event 56, a break would last for thirty-five minutes, debunking the forty-five minute strong rumor. Another positive annoucement.

Segment 2: Pauline and Peachette had discussed about the time when they had won the events with an 8th or worse projected finish, and they had briefly mentioned the greatest event ever, Event 35, with them being glad that Red and Red's mom had won it. Afterwards, Michiru and Haruka had come out. Michiru had warned Pauline and Peachette that Lady Kayura and a Sailor Scout would thrash the hell out of an event of their choice, and Haruka had said that it'd be best for Peachette and Pauline to avoid the events Lady Kayura and a Sailor Scout would be in. Also, Michiru had confirmed that Linda and Hilbert came out of retirement, and that Peachette and Pauline should avoid them, too. However, Peachette and Pauline said that they weren't afraid of racing juggernauts because they had dealt with Mario/Luigi, Crash/Coco, Wario/Waluigi, Ryuko/Satsuki, and other powerful duos a lot, but Haruka said that they weren't intimidating compared to Lady Kayura, Hilbert, and Linda, and Michiru had mentioned that Peachette and Pauline had failed to win first place at Event 41, the same event where Lady Kayura and Hilbert had won the big prize.

Segment 3: DJ Mary's career in the Pokemon world and the Super Mario Kart universe.

Episode 7:

Segment 1: Twitch and Vinegar, both in bikini, flashed their breasts to the crowd, especially their fans, and they shared whipped cream together, making out. This was the first episode to show nudity, but like the offensive swear words, nudity was censored.

Segment 2: Spyro and Elora made a big appearance. They and Coco had talked about Spyro and Elora vs. Crash and Coco, a friendly and non-serious rivalry, throughout their racing careers. After that, Coco had asked if the two wanted to keep racing despite some changes, and Spyro replied that they wouldn't race much compared to the past.

Segment 3: Dawn and Mars' second appearance. Dawn had confirmed that her Pokemon days were over again because she had paid Tracer and Mei $500,000 for her crimes, and that she and Mars were ready to tackle on future events. Oxide and Dingodile had ironically appeared, and Oxide hoped that the two pairs would finish both first and second place in an event. But Mars said that her and Dawn's bigger goal was to spoil the Linda/Kayura/Hilbert/Sailor Scout dynasty.

Episode 8:

Segment 1: Sonia and Nessa made a return, with both being cheered. They talked a bit, and then danced together.

Segment 2: Pan and Chibiusa were here to talk about a few changes from their mothers. Although Yamcha had mentioned it during Event 55's commentary, Pan admitted that she didn't give a shit about Videl's secret affair with Mai. Pan also said that she and Gohan were looking forward to go against Mai and Videl. Chibiusa, on the other hand, confirmed that she and Mamoru had to chance their team name to Chibi-Chiba because they were still pissed off at Usagi and the other Sailor Scouts. Chibiusa also pointed out that she was disgusted to hear that the people in the Sailor Moon universe were happy about Usagi and the Sailor Scouts' controversial decision because they wanted more Sailor Moon representation. Afterwards, Mamoru, who was sober in this episode, appeared, apologized to everybody for his unnecessary behavior, and confirmed that he and Chibiusa would join Mars, Dawn, Peachette, and Pauline to spoil the dynasty.

Segment 3: In a segment filled with swear words, Foxxy Love (Drawn Together) and Glacia (Pokemon) made an unexpected appearance. The two confessed that they had been in a quiet relationship, after Glacia had caught Phoebe and Clara interacting at Elite Bet during Event 16. That was the last time Glacia had seen Phoebe. As for Foxxy, she said that she hadn't spoken to Clara since the aftermath of the Drawn Together movie, and that was many years ago. Foxxy then ranted on Clara, calling her a racist hoe bitch and many other swear words. Glacia stated that Clara might be permanently dead, and Foxxy hoped that Clara had permanently died. Glacia confessed that she had never liked Phoebe and could care less about her unknown status.

Episode 9:

Segment 1: Rayn came back, and she said that the strong rumors about here participating in a future event were right! Her partner? Ashelin. Coco said that she was forward to going up against Rayn, and Rayn had said the same to Coco.

Segment 2: Wario and Waluigi had mentioned that they were currently doing great outside of the Super Mario Kart universe, to relieve the stress. Wario was currently a top Super Smash Bros. Ultimate player, while Waluigi had returned to tennis sports for the first time since last decade.

Segment 3: Soichiro/Isshin (Kill La Kill) with a surprising appearance. Coco had reminded everybody that Rosalina had revived him before Jak X's Event 1 and that he used to attend in some Jak X, Diddy Kong Racing, and Crash Team Racing events. Coco had stated that she always thought that Ryuko and Satsuki were odd people in an earlier episode, but Soichiro said that his own daughters had been acting very strange ever since he was revived, and that he felt extremely bad for Nonon and Mako after his daughters' infamous confession. Coco asked Soichiro if he was afraid of Ragyo and Nui, and Soichiro replied that he had stayed far away from them, Rei (Kill La Kill), his own daughters, and even Bayonetta, Mia, and Yuli.

Episode 10:

Segment 1: Croc, Glover, and Coco had discussed about the 90s, where childhood video games were at its best. Glover admitted that his own game wasn't strong compared to important childhood games like Spyro and Crash Bandicoot, but he added that the Glover game made somewhat of an impact thanks to the Nintendo 64.

Segment 2: Blossom, Kali, Katherine, and Linnea had commenced their beautiful Furisode dances.

Segment 3: In a serious segment, Linda, Lady Kayura, Usagi, Hotaru, Minako, Makoto, Hilbert, Rei (Sailor Moon), Ami, Michiru, Setsuna, and Haruka told future participants, including Crash and Coco, to get ready because their triple crossover dynasty would dominate Super Mario Kart. Coco's final response of this segment? Bring it on!

A/N: More to come!

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Super Mario Kart winners:

Event 56: Lady Kayura and Hotaru (Projected finish: 1st) (Runner-up opponents: Crash and Coco (Projected finish: 2nd)) (Total points: 91)

Event 57: Korra and Asami (Projected finish: 12th) (Runner-up opponents: Rayn and Ashelin (Projected finish: 13th)) (Total points: 66)

Event 58: Hilbert and Usagi (Projected finish: 1st) (Runner-up opponents: Chibiusa and Mamoru (Projected finish: 6th)) (Total points: 78)

Event 59: Linda and Haruka (Projected finish: 1st) (Runner-up opponents: Crash and Coco (Projected finish: 2nd)) (Total points: 88)

Event 60: Banjo and Kazooie (Projected finish: 3rd) (Runner-up opponents: Rayn and Ashelin (Projected finish: 10th)) (Total points: 71)

Event 61: Lightning and Serah (Projected finish: 8th) (Runner-up opponents: D.Va and Mercy (Projected finish: 9th)) (Total points: 63)

Event 62: Hilbert and Rei (Sailor Moon) (Projected finish: 1st) (Runner-up opponents: Mars and Dawn (Projected finish: 11th)) (Total points: 79)

Event 63: Lady Kayura and Setsuna (Projected finish: 1st) (Runner-up opponents: Mars and Dawn (Projected finish: 6th)) (Total points: 95)

Event 64: Linda and Michiru (Projected finish: 1st) (Runner-up opponents: Oxide and Dingodile (Projected finish: 5th)) (Total points: 86)

Event 65: Crash and Coco (Projected finish: 1st) (Runner-up opponents: Ryuko and Satsuki (Projected finish: 2nd)) (Total points: 55)

Event 66: Yuli and Bayonetta (Projected finish: 1st) (Runner-up opponents: Crash and Coco (Projected finish: 2nd)) (Total points: 72)

Event 67: Boosette and Chompette (Projected finish: 13th) (Runner-up opponents: Cross-Stitch and Baron Dante (Croc series) (Projected finish: 11th)) (Total points: 71)

Event 68: Rayn and Ashelin (Projected finish: 9th) (Runner-up opponents: Jak and Keira (Projected finish: 2nd)) (Total points: 80)

Event 69: Lady Kayura and Minako (Projected finish: 1st) (Runner-up opponents: Peachette and Pauline (Projected finish: 8th)) (Total points: 92)

Event 70: Cross-Stitch and Baron Dante (Projected finish: 11th) (Runner-up opponents: Croc and Glover (Projected finish: 10th)) (Total points: 67)

Event 71: Croc and Glover (Projected finish: 7th) (Runner-up opponents: Cross-Stitch and Baron Dante (Projected finish: 6th)) (Total points: 90)

Event 72: Lady Kayura and Ami (Projected finish: 1st) (Runner-up opponents: Professor Burnet and Brigette (Projected finish: 9th)) (Total points: 93)

Event 73: Professor Burnet and Brigette (Projected finish: 9th) (Runner-up opponents: Brigitte and Ingrid (Projected finish: 5th)) (Total points: 68)

Event 74: Linda and Hotaru (Projected finish: 1st) (Runner-up opponents: Peach and Daisy (Projected finish: 3rd)) (Total points: 85)

Event 75: Mario and Luigi (Projected finish: 4th) (Runner-up opponents: Jak and Keira (Projected finish: 1st)) (Total points: 96)

Event 76: Lady Kayura and Makoto (Projected finish: 1st) (Runner-up opponents: Mako and Nonon (Projected finish: 13th)) (Total points: 83)

Event 77: Cappy and Tiara (Projected finish: 10th) (Runner-up opponents: Rayn and Ashelin (Projected finish: 4th)) (Total points: 70)

Event 78: Gohan and Pan (Projected finish: 12th) (Runner-up opponents: Mai and Videl (Projected finish: 1st)) (Total points: 62)

Event 79: Hilbert and Makoto (Projected finish: 1st) (Runner-up opponents: Crash and Coco (Projected finish: 3rd)) (Total points: 94)

Event 80: Chibiusa and Mamoru (Projected finish: 4th) (Runner-up opponents: Benga (Pokemon) and Alder (Pokemon) (Projected finish: 13th)) (Total points: 77)

Event 81: Chibiusa and Mamoru (Projected finish: 1st) (Runner-up opponents: Benga and Alder (Projected finish: 10th)) (Total points: 75)

Event 82: Chibiusa and Mamoru (Projected finish: 1st) (Runner-up opponents: Benga and Alder (Projected finish: 3rd)) (Total points: 79)

Event 83: Hilbert and Ami (Projected finish: 1st) (Runner-up opponents: Chibiusa and Mamoru (Projected finish: 2nd)) (Total points: 88)

Event 84: Rottytops and Sky (Projected finish: 11th) (Runner-up opponents: Mars and Dawn (Projected finish: 2nd)) (Total points: 70)

Event 85: Shantae and Risky Boots (Projected finish: 13th) (Runner-up opponents: Mars and Dawn (Projected finish: 1st)) (Total points: 67)

Event 86: Mars and Dawn (Projected finish: 1st) (Runner-up opponents: Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong (Projected finish: 4th)) (Total points: 65)

Event 87: Linda and Setsuna (Projected finish: 1st) (Runner-up opponents: Gohan and Pan (Projected finish: 7th)) (Total points: 86)

Event 88: Lady Kayura and Michiru (Projected finish: 1st) (Runner-up opponents: Crash and Coco (Projected finish: 3rd)) (Total points: 89)

Event 89: Lady Kayura and Haruka (Projected finish: 1st) (Runner-up opponents: Cappy and Tiara (Projected finish: 5th)) (Total points: 92)

Event 90: Kirby and Jigglypuff (Projected finish: 12th) (Runner-up opponents: Duck Hunt Duo (Projected finish: 10th)) (Total points: 68)

Event 91: Bulma and Tights (Projected finish: 13th) (Runner-up opponents: Mai and Videl (Projected finish: 2nd)) (Total points: 71)

Event 92: Red and Red's mom (Projected finish: 4th) (Runner-up opponents: Rayn and Ashelin (Projected finish: 3rd)) (Total points: 77)

Event 93: D.Va and Mercy (Projected finish: 5th) (Runner-up opponents: Jak and Keira (Projected finish: 1st)) (Total points: 83)

Event 94: Sonia and Nessa (Projected finish: 11th) (Runner-up opponents: D.Va and Mercy (Projected finish: 4th)) (Total points: 78)

Event 95: Duck Hunt Duo (Projected finish: 10th) (Runner-up opponents: D.Va and Mercy (Projected finish: 4th)) (Total points: 72)

Event 96: Linda and Minako (Projected finish: 1st) (Runner-up opponents: Peachette and Pauline: Projected finish: 6th)) (Total points: 95)

Event 97: Hilbert and Minako (Projected finish: 1st) (Runner-up opponents: Crash and Coco (Projected finish: 4th)) (Total points: 93)

Event 98: Lady Kayura and Rei (Sailor Moon) (Projected finish: 1st) (Runner-up opponents: Tawna (Crash Bandicoot; remake version) and Pinstripe (Crash Bandicoot; remake version) (Projected finish: 7th)) (Total points: 91)

Event 99: Lady Kayura and Usagi (Projected finish: 1st) (Runner-up opponents: Banjo and Kazooie (Projected finish: 5th)) (Total points: 94)

Event 100: Cynthia and Leaf (Projected finish: 13th) (Runner-up opponents: Hilbert and Usagi, Lady Kayura and Rei (Sailor Moon), and Linda and Minako (Tied Projected Finish: 1st)) (Total points: 53)

A/N: More to come!

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Another Xtra content chapter, an updated version of chapter 40's Xtra content! Enjoy!

Total first place prizes *:

27: Lady Kayura, Hilbert, Linda, Usagi, Rei (Sailor Moon), Minako, Makoto, Ami, Setsuna, Hotaru, Michiru, and Haruka **

6: Crash and Coco *

6: Peachette and Pauline

5: Chibiusa and Mamoru

4: Nitros Oxide and Dingodile

4: Mario and Luigi

3: Red and Red's mom

3: Ryuko and Satsuki

3: Hanzo and Ashe

3: Emily and Widowmaker *

2: Yuli and Bayonetta

2: Mai and Videl

2: Wario and Waluigi

2: Mercy and D.Va

2: Duck Hunt Duo

1: Brigitte and Ingrid

1: Professor Burnet and Brigette

1: Yamcha and Puar

1: Cye and Mia

1: Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong

1: Jak and Keira

1: Vinegar and Twitch

1: Rottytops and Sky

1: Shantae and Risky Boots

1: Spyro and Elora

1: Din and Nayru

1: Peach and Daisy

1: Gohan and Pan

1: Bulma and Tights

1: Mars and Dawn

1: Cynthia and Leaf

1: Korra and Asami

1: Banjo and Kazooie

1: Lightning and Serah

1: Boosette and Chompette

1: Rayn and Ashelin

1: Cross-Stitch and Baron Dante

1: Croc and Glover

1: Cappy and Tiara

1: Kirby and Jigglypuff

1: Sonia and Nessa

Total runner-up/second place prizes *** (crossover duos included):

Super Mario Bros. series: 18

Crash Bandicoot series: 16

Pokemon: 15

Jak series: 10

Ronin Warriors: 8

Kill La Kill: 5

Overwatch: 5

Sailor Moon: 4

Croc series: 4

Glover series: 4

Donkey Kong series: 3

Dragon Ball series: 3

Legend of Zelda series: 1

Final Fantasy series: 1

Banjo and Kazooie series: 1

Spyro series: 1

Duck Hunt Duo: 1

Total 1st place prizes for each representing franchise (crossover duos included):

Pokemon: 34 **

Ronin Warriors: 30 **

Sailor Moon: 24 **

Super Mario Bros. series: 15

Crash Bandicoot series: 10

Overwatch: 9

Dragon Ball series: 5

Shantae series: 3

Kill La Kill: 3

Bayonetta series: 2

Duck Hunt series: 2

Jak series: 2

Donkey Kong series: 1

Spyro series: 1

Legend of Zelda series: 1

Kirby series: 1

Croc series: 1

Glover series: 1

Final Fantasy series: 1

Legend of Korra: 1

Banjo and Kazooie: 1

Each ACTUAL first place prize title from the triple crossover dynasty **:

Lady Kayura: 17

Hilbert: 9

Linda: 9

Minako: 3

Usagi: 2

Rei (Sailor Moon): 2

Hotaru: 2

Setsuna: 2

Haruka: 2

Michiru: 2

Makoto: 2

Ami: 2

* Cynthia and Dawn's titles were vacated; five were awarded to Crash and Coco, and three were awarded to Nitros Oxide and Dingodile

** All members from the triple crossover dynsaty hadn't participated in some events, but their names were still included regardless

*** In relation to the * asterick, the runner-ups between Events 25-33 were awarded

**** Chibiusa/Mamoru and Brigitte/Ingrid also had 61 points, but the former duo had performed better than the latter duo (asterick explained in Chapter 40)

Trivia:

- Minus the Linda/Kayura/Hilbert/Sailor Scout dynasty group, Crash/Coco and Peachette/Pauline were tied with the most titles of all duos

- Even with the total amount of actual titles, Lady Kayura's 17 actual titles were slightly higher than the Super Mario Bros. series' combined titles, 15

- In relation to the trivia above, Lady Kayura had more actual titles than any character in racing history. Interestingly enough, she had become the only character to share a title with nearly a dozen characters

- Other than Lady Kayura, Minako had won three actual titles with three different characters

- Yamcha and Puar had previously won an event with the lowest points, 54. Right now, it's Cynthia and Leaf, with 53 points

- Mario and Luigi had become the third duo to win an event with 96 points

- D.Va/Mercy from Event 6, Peachette/Pauline from Event 19, Red/Red's mom from Event 35, Boosette and Chompette from Event 67, Shantae and Risky Boots from Event 85, Bulma and Tights from Event 91, and Cynthia and Leaf from Event 100 were projected to finish dead last and still won their respective events, but unlike Red/Red's mom and Cynthia/Leaf, the other winners weren't projected as the biggest underdogs

- In each event that Peachette and Pauline had won, they were projected to finish 8th or worst, making them the first duo to win an event with a projected 10th, 11th, 12th, and 13th finish. Furthermore, many Super Mario Kart fans had nicknamed them "Giant Killers", heavily reflecting the Richmond Spiders NCAA men's basketball tournament history.

- Additionally, the same fans had nicknamed Red and Red's mom "The Biggest Underdogs to ever win a title", but after Event 100, Cynthia and Leaf held possession of the nickname

- Vinegar/Twitch from Event 9, Peachette/Pauline from Event 14, Chibiusa/Mamoru from Event 15, Yuli/Bayonetta from Event 52, Korra and Asami from Event 57, Gohan and Pan from Event 78, and Kirby and Jigglypuff from Event 90 were projected to finish 12th and still won their respective events

- Peachette/Pauline from Event 3, Cye/Mia from Event 34, Yamcha/Puar from Event 45, Cross-Stitch and Baron Dante from Event 70, Rottytops and Sky from Event 84, and Sonia and Nessa from Event 94 were projected to finish 11th and still won their respective events

- Duck Hunt Duo from Event 1 and Event 94, Peachette/Pauline from Event 23, and Cappy and Tiara from Event 77 were projected to finish 10th and still won their respective events

- Chibiusa and Mamoru had become the second duo to succeed an actual three-peat. The first duo to three-peat were Lady Kayura and Linda, who had succeeded a four-peat between Events 46-49

Notes:

- Event 100 was the first event where Crash and Coco had finished 5th or worse. Prior to that event, they had finished 1st place once and 2nd, 3rd, and 4th place a lot of times. Even during their Jak X, Diddy Kong Racing, and Crash Team Racing days, singles competition, they had always finished 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place. Those statistic numbers were so unbelievable, many racing fans had declared Crash and Coco as racing legends, and they had wanted Crash and Coco to become the first characters to get inducted into the Super Mario Kart Hall of Fame.

- Although Crash and Coco were declared as racing legends, some racing critics had labeled Crash and Coco as big Super Mario Kart choke artists, and they had pointed out that Crash and Coco were lucky that they were gifted with five titles because of Dawn's cheating. Also, one racing critic had called Crash and Coco's victory at Event 65 "one of the biggest fluke victories in sports history" because "55 points was too low for winning characters with so much racing experience.".

- In relation, one racing critic had made an assumption about Jak X, Diddy Kong Racing, and Crash Team Racing being too easy for Crash and Coco. He also said that in every Crash Team Racing event Oxide had won 2nd place in, Crash or Coco had won 1st place in the same events, slapping his own asterick against Crash and Coco's racing history.

- Days before Event 96, Lady Kayura, Linda, Hilbert, and the nine Sailor Scouts had mocked the hell of out Crash and Coco in a Youtube video, calling them major choke artists. However, Satsuki and Ryuko, Crash and Coco's first racing rivals, had constantly called Crash and Coco Super Mario Kart chokers during a Banditalk episode, three days before Event 65. In the same episode, Mako, Nonon, and Sukuyo (Kill La Kill), Mako's mother and huge supporter, had confronted Satsuki and Ryuko, and Nonon reminded Satsuki, Ryuko, and everybody else that all sports competitors choked, including Ryuko and Satsuki themselves. Afterwards, Satsuki and Ryuko had assaulted Nonon, but Nonon, Mako, and Sukuyo retaliated. Bayonetta, Nui, and Mia had exited their seats from the audience section before attacking Mako, Sukuyo, and Nonon and aiding Satsuki and Ryuko. Despite being professionals, it was hard for security to completely break up the 5 on 3 fight. This Banditalk episodes was one of the few episodes to have the (V)iolence letter from the TV-14 rating. Also, the segment was one of the most replayed segments ever, with over 10,000,000 views on Youtube.

- During Event 65's commentary, Cye had admitted that Yuli used to idolize Crash and Coco a lot.

- During Event 96's commentary, Yamcha had verbally attacked Lady Kayura, Linda, Hilbert, and the Sailor Scouts, defending Crash and Coco. Also, Yamcha said that he hoped that Crash/Coco, Peachette/Pauline, or a huge underdog would end the triple crossover dynasty.

- Crash and Coco had many rivals throughout their racing careers. As mentioned above, Crash and Coco's first racing rivals were Ryuko and Satsuki. During the Jak X, Diddy Kong Racing, and Crash Team Racing days, the rivarly was less-heated. But after Super Mario Kart had existed, it went to a whole new level. In the events where Ryuko and Satsuki had won, three of them, Crash and Coco were the runner-ups. A few hours after Tracer and Mei had awarded Crash and Coco five of Dawn and Cynthia's vacated titles, Coco taunted Ryuko and Satsuki, saying that she and Crash had more. But the Kill La Kill sisters said that those titles didn't count.

- Yuli, Bayonetta, Mia, Rei (Kill La Kill), Nui, and Ragyo became Crash and Coco's rivals, too, right after that Banditalk episode with the 5 on 3 catfight. Seven days after Event 65, an extremely controversial Banditalk episode was aired, with it being the first Banditalk to have a TV-MA-LS rating; only the S word was uncensored. Yuli and his entire harem had become the guests of that episode's Segment 1. Ragyo had asked Coco if she and Crash had ever something "special" before, and Coco had slammed Ragyo, calling her a legit sick freak, with the entire audience booing the shit out of Ragyo. Coco had asked Yuli on why would he have a sick freak as one of his girlfriends, and Yuli had explained it in a very uncomfortable way. After that, Yuli had told all bettors to place bets on him and Bayonetta because he had promised his harem that the Event 66 big prize would come home to him and his harem. Then, he had reminded everybody that he had promised his harem an Event 52 victory, which had happened.

- Shortly after Event 66's trophy presentation, Coco had tweeted that she and Crash still had more titles than Ryuko/Satsuki and Yuli/Bayonetta combined; that tweet had over 5,000 likes.

- Crash and Coco had bad history with Jak and Keira during the Jak X days, and the pairs had went against each other like hell during the early events of Super Mario Kart. After Event 33, Crash and Coco had announced their retirement, and Jak and Keira had admitted that Super Mario Kart wouldn't be the same without Crash and Coco around because the latter two had put so much life in the universe, showing deep respect towards their rivals. After Event 52, however, Crash and Coco had decided to come out of retirement.

- Crash and Coco also had bad history with Rayn. But during a Banditalk episode, Coco and Rayn hugged, and Coco, and Crash, forgave Rayn. In a later Banditalk episode, Rayn had confirmed that she and Ashelin would take on Super Mario Kart, and Coco was excited. After Rayn and Ashelin had won their first ever prize, Coco had quickly tweeted about it, congratulating Rayn and Ashelin for winning the big one.

- Crash and Coco had a friendly rivalry with Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong, back when their discontinued universes had competed against each other. Crash/Coco and Donkey Kong/Diddy Kong had a three-way rivalry with Jak/Keira during Super Mario Kart's early days, but Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong vs. Jak and Keira at an event wasn't fierce compared to Crash and Coco vs. Jak and Keira.

- Crash and Coco vs. Mario and Luigi was competitive and friendly according to many. In actuality, both pairs deeply respected each other.

- Crash and Coco vs. Spyro and Elora was the same as the one mentioned above.

- Crash and Coco vs. Tawna and Pinstripe had happened even before a racing universe had existed; Tawna had dumped Crash for Pinstripe. Before Event 98, Tawna and Pinstripe said that they'd be the first to give the triple crossover dynasty their first non-1st place finish, but after that event, Crash and Coco had mocked and slammed Tawna and Pinstripe on Twitter, calling them try-hards.

- Crash and Coco vs. Nitros Oxide and Dingodile wasn't serious compared to some of the ones listed, but fun.

- Crash and Coco vs. Peachette and Pauline was especially heated during the early days because Peachette and Pauline were almost always labeled as underdogs, and Crash and Coco were always labeled as one of several top duos. Nonetheless, the two pairs always got along. Ironically, as of now, they're currently tied with the second-most titles.

- And finally Crash and Coco vs. Linda, Hilbert, Lady Kayura, Rei (Sailor Moon), Hotaru, Setsuna, Michiru, Haruka, Ami, Makoto, Usagi, and Minako. It had begun shortly before Event 56. Although the triple crossover dynasty had more racing titles than Crash and Coco, the latter two had more respect from a lot of racing fans.

- Chibiusa and Benga had started dating after Event 81. Chibiusa, who had always thought that Benga was attractive, was the first to ask out, and Benga agreed, after admitting to her that she was the prettiest girl ever. During Event 82, Chibiusa and Benga had blown kisses towards each other, but the triple crossover dynasty had tweeted about it, teasing the two. Also, Chibiusa and Benga had to attack each other with items when necessary.

- After an unexpected victory from Bulma and Tights, Yamcha had congratulated them.

- Sonia and Nessa had gotten so much love after winning their first ever title. After they had cross through Rainbow Road's finish line, the two hugged each other in tears, with most of their opponents congratulating them.

- After Event 78's Rainbow Road, Mai and Videl, the runner-ups, didn't congratulate Gohan and Pan, the winners. Throughout Event 78, Videl had taunted Gohan, saying that Mai was better in bed than him, among other things.

- After Event 75's unbelievable finish, many had predicted that Mario and Luigi would become the first to beat the triple crossover dynasty; Mario and Luigi had confirmed that they'd return in Event 79. In that event, however, Hilbert and Makoto had stomped Crash/Coco, Mario/Luigi, and their other opponents, scoring a total of 94 points.

- During the second half of Event 58, Hilbert was caught grabbing Usagi's breasts several times, and Usagi was caught smiling and blushing; the two's vehicle was a bike. At the first half of Event 58, Hilbert was the driver, and Usagi was behind him. And after all participants had returned to Super Mario Kart for the trophy presentation, Hilbert was caught having a boner. After the event, many people continued to talk about the breast grabbing and boner part. Usagi had denied falling in love with Hilbert and said that she always loved Mamoru. Mamoru, however, wanted a divorce. Ironically, Professor Burnet and Videl told Usagi to just admit it and move on.

- Interestingly enough, Michiru was caught briefly slapping Linda's ass during Event 64's break, and Lady Kayura and Haruka were caught kissing each other briefly during Event 89.

- After Event 100, Mars and Dawn were the only ones not to congratulate Cynthia and Leaf for the shocking upset. Instead, they clapped sarcastically.

- Shortly after Event 100's trophy presentation, Lucio (Overwatch) tweeted that he'd make a new song, which would be about Cynthia and Leaf overcoming the odds. The tweet had over 500,000 likes.

A/N: More to come!

Chapter Text

This Xtra Chapter has more notes as well! Plus, a duo tier (based on overall performance and 1st place finishes throughout Super Mario Kart)! Enjoy!

Notes:

- Super Mario Kart's history had many rivalries as well.

- Chibiusa and Mamoru vs. Hilbert, Linda, Lady Kayura, and the Sailor Scouts was arguably the best recent rivalry. Benga was involved, after he and Chibiusa had started dating. Despite being Benga's grandfather, Alder had little to do with the rivalry, although he said that he'd choose Chibiusa and Mamoru over the triple crossover dynasty in a heated Banditalk episode. The rivalry had begun after the Sailor Scouts' infamous and controversial decision, obviously. Usagi and Mamoru had gotten a divorce shortly before Event 59, but Usagi continued to say that she never had romantic feelings for Hilbert. But during Event 62, the one where Hilbert had to dress up as Usagi due to a truth or dare game the triple crossover dynasty had played before, more SMK fans believed that Usagi and Hilbert had a thing for each other. Also, Usagi had dressed up as Hilbert at Event 99, although it was part of another truth or dare game.

- Interestingly, Chibiusa and Mamoru were the only duo to win more than one event during the triple crossover dynasty era. But despite that, Crash and Coco were more serious rivals due to their racing experience.

- During a lone interview with DJ Mary, months after the divorce, Mamoru was asked about his recent life as a single man, and Mamoru replied that it felt great because he was no longer stressful

- The triple crossover dynasty had other rivals as well, but those rivals were less serious compared to Crash/Coco and Chibiusa/Mamoru. Other rivals: Peachette/Pauline, Mario/Luigi, Mai/Videl, Mars/Dawn, Jak/Keira, Donkey Kong/Diddy Kong, and Rayn/Ashelin.

- Croc and Glover vs. Cross-Stitch and Baron Dante had occurred between Events 1-27. But the rivalry was renewed in Events 70 and 71, with Cross-Stitch and Baron Dante winning Event 71, Croc and Glover being Event 71 runners, Cross-Stitch and Baron Dante being Event 72 runner-ups, and Croc and Glover winning Event 72. Glover vs. Cross-Stitch was more of a brotherly and friendly rivalry, while Croc and Baron Dante were actual rivals, due to the events from Croc: Legend of the Gobbos and Croc 2.

- Crash and Coco vs. Sonia and Nessa before and during Event 55 was just a one and done rivalry according to many.

- Mako, Nonon, and Sukuyo vs. Yuli and Yuli's harem (especially Ryuko and Satsuki) was all over the entire crossover galaxy, especially Twitter. A notable thing about the rivalry was the catfight from a Banditalk segment.

- Mario and Luigi vs. Jak and Keira was more of a top duo tier rivalry during the early SMK days.

- Mario and Luigi vs. Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong was a common rivalry as well.

- Mario and Luigi vs. Peach and Daisy was there since the beginning of Super Mario Kart.

- Mario and Luigi vs. Wario and Waluigi was fierce until the latter two had announced their haitus.

- Mario and Luigi vs. Peachette and Pauline had nothing to do with Mario and Pauline being ex-lovers, but the rivalry overall was very competitive, fierce, and emotional. The best part of the rivalry was that the two duos had the most titles in the Super Mario Bros. series group.

- Cynthia and Leaf vs. Mars and Dawn had initiated after the latter two commenced their lesbian relationship.

- Mai and Videl vs. Gohan and Pan was slightly heated, after Gohan and Pan had won Event 78, with Mai and Videl being the runner-ups

- Shortly after Event 100, Lady Kayura had argued that she should be the first Hall of Fame inductee because of her amazing history. Seventeen actual 1st place finishes, seven runner-up finishes, victories with eleven characters, and an amazing triple crossover dynasty. And she added that Hilbert and Linda should join with her because they had won nine actual titles. Hilbert stated that the Hall of Fame would be rigged had Crash and Coco become the first characters to get inducted.

- After Event 100, Emily said that the triple crossover dynasty was 100 times worse than Cynthia and Dawn's vacated dynasty.

- Rivalries had went against each other at Event 100. Crash and Coco, Mario and Luigi, Chibiusa and Mamoru, Benga and Alder, Peachette and Pauline, Jak and Keira, Mars and Dawn, and Mai and Videl vs. Lady Kayura, Rei (Sailor Moon), Hilbert, Usagi, Linda, and Minako. Mai and Videl vs. Gohan and Pan. Mars and Dawn vs. Cynthia and Leaf. Crash and Coco vs. Jak and Keira vs. Mario and Luigi. Crash and Coco vs. Peachette and Pauline vs. Mario and Luigi.

- Puar had made a very interesting poll on Twitter, asking which one should be the first to get inducted in the Hall of Fame. Crash and Coco? Or Lady Kayura, Linda, and Hilbert? More than five million people had voted Crash and Coco, while 569,332 people had voted for Lady Kayura, Linda, and Hilbert.

Tier time!

SS Tier:

Lady Kayura and Hilbert

Lady Kayura and Linda

Lady Kayura and Usagi/Rei (Sailor Moon)/Ami/Makoto/Minako/Setsuna/Hotaru/Michiru/Haruka

S-Tier:

Crash and Coco

Chibiusa and Mamoru

Mario and Luigi

Peachette and Pauline

Ryuko and Satsuki

A-Tier:

Peach and Daisy

Wario and Waluigi

Hanzo and Ashe

Mai and Videl

Jak and Keira

Red and Red's mom

Nitros Oxide and Dingodile

B-Tier:

Emily and Widowmaker

Mars and Dawn

Yuli and Bayonetta

Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong

Cye and Mia

Rayn and Ashelin

C-Tier:

Duck Hunt Duo

Croc and Glover

Cross-Stitch and Baron Dante

Gohan and Pan

Brigitte and Ingrid

Professor Burnet and Brigette

D.Va and Mercy

Spyro and Elora

Din and Nayru

Banjo and Kazooie

D-Tier and F-Tier:

The rest

A/N: More to come!

Chapter Text

Between Event 73 and Event 74...

BREAKING NEWS! Inside Ever Grande City's police station, a female and blood-stained character had turned herself in, after confessing that she had murdered two other female characters. The suspect? Princess Clara. The victims? Foxxy Love and Glacia. Also, Clara had given away her knife, gun, and camcorder to the police, and she was behind bars without bail.

Why had Clara committed double first-degree murder? According to her, Glacia and Foxxy had mocked and insulted her in two Banditalk episodes. And she said that she didn't want to hire any high-profile laywers for a possible sentence reduction because she said that she couldn't stand having a "regular life" in the crossover galaxy anymore. Because of Clara's explanation, the news had spread all over the crossover galaxy. Most people and non-humams had offered their sincere condoloences, but others like Hanzo and Ashe didn't care. Rosalina and the Ever Grande police had watched both episodes, and in those episodes, Glacia and Foxxy had insulted Phoebe as well. Despite being declared missing before, Phoebe was a wanted criminal. Tracer and Mei had the power to revive both Foxxy and Glacia, but some humans like the latter two would take many years to get revived; not all beings, dead and alive, had the same soul.

Because Phoebe was listed as a prime suspect, a few former Elite Bet employees had revealed that Clara and Phoebe were seen together before Elite Bet's permanent death and Phoebe's disappearance. One also added that Hanzo was one of the last few people to talk to Phoebe. Rosalina had revealed security footage from that day, Event 35, and in the footage, Hanzo had made Phoebe cry before walking away with a load of money, and Clara had comforted Phoebe.

Although Hanzo wasn't listed a prime suspect, he was asked a few questions and that was it. After being asked, Hanzo had insulted Glacia and Foxxy for getting themselves killed in the first place, and he had insulted the ones that was saddened by the tragic deaths, accussing the same people of "pretending to care to get likes on Twitter.". Afterwards, Ashe had spoken on Hanzo's behalf, saying that "Twitter is nothing but a like-whore zone. So as Facebook, Youtube, and other filthy sites. If either of you assholes die eventually, you'll get the same reaction from the same phonies.".

Hanzo and Ashe's words were obviously controversial, but a lot of people had agreed with them because desperate and unhealthy social media people had been prostituting themselves for likes over the years. Some former and current SMK participants, including Red's mom, Wario, Waluigi, and Dawn, had agreed with them as well. Coco had asked them to appear on her Banditalk show again very soon, and both agreed.

In that episode, Coco, Hanzo, and Ashe had discussed about the nature of social media, and at one point, Coco had admitted that a long time ago, a former fan of her and Crash had embarrassed the shit out of her, Crash, and the entire Crash and Coco fanbase during the early Crash Team Racing days. The former fan had a lot of sock accounts, meaning that he had liked his own Crash and Coco-related comments and other comments non-stop. He had made constant death threats towards the anti-Crash and Coco crowd and others. And he had pretended to care about the death of people, tragic accidents, and more, saying "Rest in peace, great person. Like my comment if you strongly agree with me." and other similar messages. The embarrassment had ended, after one angry Crash and Coco fan, the younger brother of the embarrassing fan, had made a petition against his older brother, wanting him to get permanently banned on all social media sites and the Crash Team Racing website (right now, it's permanently inactive). The petition had obviously worked, ending the extreme fanboy and unhealthy behavior.

The episode was aired a few days later. It was the only episode to have only one segment, and it was one of the most high-rated episodes in television history. Many television critics had said that this was the best Banditalk episode ever because of social media's current culture.

A few months later, Clara was sentenced to life in prison without the possibility of parole, in her own Drawn Together universe. After Event 100, four days before the first Hall of Fame ceremony, the police had discovered Phoebe's secret underground, but they only found a picture of her old self and a USB disk. Only a very long video was stored in the USB disk. After watching it, the police had shared the video on social media.

In that video, Phoebe had explained why the current crossover galaxy was extremely uncomfortable, she had revealed that it was her idea to get Foxxy and Glacia murdered, and she had ranted on many, many humans and non-humans, especially Tracer, Mei, Rosalina, Crash, Coco, Red, Red's mom, Hanzo, Ashe, Nitros Oxide, Jak, Keira, Rayn, Diddy Kong, Emily, Widowmaker, Hilbert, Lady Kayura, Linda, Usagi, Rei (Sailor Moon), Minako, Makoto, Ami, Setsuna, Hotaru, Haruka, Michiru, Yuli, Ragyo, Bayonetta, Mia, Rei (Kill La Kill), Ryuko, Satsuki, Nui, Ash, Lanette, Bowsette, Brigitte, Peachette, Pauline Din, Nayru, Veran, Mai, Videl, Shantae, Risky Boots, Mars, and Dawn, with her explaining why her most hated characters were disgusting.

That video had many reactions! A day later, a breaking news segment from the Drawn Together universe revealed that an unknown person had helped Clara escape from prison, and many assummed it was Phoebe. Hours later, Phoebe had posted on social media for the first time since forever, saying that she and Clara were currently hiding in the common universe with different looks. Also, Phoebe had added that the reason why Clara had confessed her crimes and wanted to go to prison was to distract the crossover galaxy and allow Phoebe to set up their future private life in the common universe.

A/N: Two more Xtra chapters left!

Chapter Text

The Hall of Fame chapter is finally here! Enjoy!

First Hall of Fame ceremony/Several weeks after Event 100...

The Hall of Fame ceremony took place in Mario Kart Stadium! It was nighttime, the stadium was sold out, everybody was constantly talking about the ceremony on Twitter, other social media sites, and SMK forums. Inductees, three per Hall of Fame ceremonies, would be revealed every twenty-five minutes.

First inductee: Rosalina. Inducted by: Various Lumas (Super Mario Bros. series). Recognized accolades: Rosalina was the original creator of the Super Mario Kart universe, after she had purchased Jax X, Diddy Kong Racing, and Crash Team Racing. Since Super Mario Kart's first existence as a racing universe, a lot of great moments and drama had happened, most notably Event 35 and Event 100. Although Rosalina had retired weeks before Event 35, she was still credited as a strong influence.

Reactions: Many, many non-Super Mario Kart fans and Super Mario Kart fans were very shocked and surprised that Rosalina was the very first inductee, but at the same time, they said that it made 100% sense. Coco's Twitter reaction: "I knew those foot-lickers wouldn't become the first inductees, but I didn't expect Rosalina! Nonetheless, Rosalina deserves it!" Coco's tweet had over 10,000 likes. Crash's reply towards Coco's same tweet: "The Sailor Scouts' feet aren't the only areas they've licked!" Crash's reply tweet was obviously sexual, but it had over 35,000 likes. Crash had posted another tweet, congratulating Rosalina. That tweet also had over 10,000 likes.

Hanzo and Ashe wrote, "Congrats, Rosalina.". Mamoru wrote, "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!! THANK YOU, TRACER AND MEI!", getting over 100,000 likes. Chibiusa wrote, "Tracer and Mei made the right decision!" Wario and Waluigi were part of the large crowd, and they, like many others, had congratulated Rosalina on Twitter. Talpa (Ronin Warriors), Lady Kayura's enemy, tweeted, "I'll play Overwatch more and main Tracer and Mei forever!", getting the same number of likes as Mamoru. Cye tweeted, "I'm not sure I'm the only one that predicted this!". Emily tweeted, "Thank bloody God!". Ash tweeted, "Go, Rosalina, go!".

Jak, Keira, Rayn, Donkey Kong, and Diddy Kong gave a lot of respect to Rosalina and said that she deserved it a lot. Lady Kayura angrily tweeted, "Whatever!", Linda tweeted, "What a shame, but whatever.", and Hilbert tweeted, "#RIGGED!", with Usagi, Hotaru, Haruka, Ami, Makoto, Minako, Rei (Sailor Moon), Setsuna, Michiru, and Haruka throwing hissy fit tweets.

Second inductee: Crash and Coco. Inducted by: Crunch (Crash Bandicoot series; remake version) and Aku-Aku (Crash Bandicoot series; remake version). Recognized accolades: Crash had three 1st place Jak X trophies, two 1st place Diddy Kong Racing trophies, and three 1st place Crash Team Racing trophies, and Coco had four 1st place Jak X trophies, two 1st place Diddy Kong Racing trophies, and five 1st place Crash Team Racing trophies. Crash and Coco had six 1st place Super Mario Kart trophies. During Jak X, Diddy Kong Racing, and Crash Team Racing, they had finished 2nd and 3rd place a lot of times, and in Super Mario Kart, they were projected to finish 1st, 2nd, 3rd, or 4th place in every race they had participated in, and they had finished 2nd, 3rd, and 4th place many times.

Reactions: Over a million people around the internet had congratulated Crash and Coco. Crash and Coco's enemies, especially Nina (Crash Bandicoot series), had thanked them for heavily representing the Crash Bandicoot universe as a whole, and others from that universe had thanked them as well. Chibiusa tweeted, "REAL RACING LEGENDS, All!", and Benga tweeted, "Team Bandicootz 4eva!". Rayn said, "Well deserved!". Hilbert posted the same tweet, "#RIGGED!".

Third inductee: Lady Kayura, Hilbert, and Linda. Inducted by: Usagi, Rei (Sailor Moon), Minako, Makoto, Ami, Setsuna, Hotaru, Haruka, Michiru, and Lady Kayura, Linda, and Hilbert's children. Recognized accolades: Seventeen actual 1st place finishes, seven runner-up finishes, and victories with eleven characters from Lady Kayura. Nine actual 1st place finishes from Hilbert, and nine actual 1st place finishes from Linda. And finally, Lady Kayura, Linda, and Hilbert had an amazing triple crossover dynasty with the nine Sailor Scouts.

Reactions: Not as strong compared to the first two inductees, although a lot had praised the three for winning a lot before and during the triple crossover dynasty. During the inductee reveal, 80% of the crowd had chanted, "FOOT-LICKERS!", referring to that Event 55 aftermath, but Lady Kayura, Linda, Hilbert, the Sailor Scouts, and the children did not mind.

Second Hall of Fame ceremony/Several weeks after Event 110...

Fourth inductee: Ash and Bowsette. Inducted by: Lanette, Cye, Yamcha, and Puar. Recognized accolades: Ash and Bowsette were always energetic, charismatic, and passionate during commentary, and Bowsette had usually mentioned Twitter updates and anything related to Twitter.

Fifth inductee: Mario and Luigi. Inducted by: Peach and Daisy. Recognized accolades: Seven 1st place finishes (they had won Event 101, 107, and 109). Mario and Luigi were regarded as one of the best top tier Super Mario Kart duos of all time. And finally, Luigi's famous death stare.

Sixth inductee: Peachette and Pauline. Inducted by: A group of Toads (Super Mario Bros. series). Recognized accolades: They had won seven events (Event 108 victory) with a projected 8th or worse finish, and they were regarded as giant killers throughout their Super Mario Kart careers.

Third Hall of Fame ceremony/Several weeks after Event 120...

Seventh inductee: Chibiusa and Mamoru. Inducted by: Benga and Alder. Recognized accolades: Victorious in nine events (Event 110, 114, 116, and 117 winners). After Chibiusa and Mamoru had won Event 15 and struggled a lot between Event 16 and Event 48, they had become one of the best top tier duos, winning eight events and having eleven runner-up finishes.

Eighth inductee: Ryuko and Satsuki. Inducted by: Yuli, Bayonetta, Mia, Ragyo, Rei (Kill La Kill), Nui, and Yuli and Yuli's harem's children. Recognized accolades: One 1st place Jak X trophy from Ryuko, one 1st place Jak X trophy from Satsuki, two 1st place Diddy Kong Racing trophies from Ryuko, one 1st place Diddy Kong Racing trophy from Satsuki, two 1st place Crash Team Racing trophies from Ryuko, four 1st place Crash Team Racing trophies from Satsuki, and five 1st place Super Mario Kart trophies (Event 102 and 104 winners) from Ryuko and Satsuki.

Ninth inductee: Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong. Inducted by: Mario and Luigi. Recognized accolades: Victorious in two events (Event 120 winners). Original creators of Diddy Kong Racing.

Fourth Hall of Fame ceremony/Several weeks after Event 130...

Tenth inductee: Wario and Waluigi. Inducted by: Ashley (Warioware). Recognized accolades: Two-time Super Mario Kart winners. Outside of the Super Mario Kart universe, Wario a won plenty of Super Smash Bros. Ultimate tournaments, while Waluigi had won many tennis tourmanents.

Eleventh inductee: Red and Red's mom. Inducted by: Cynthia and Leaf. Recognized accolades: Seven-time Super Mario Kart winners (Event 106, 121, 124, and 128 winners). The duo were obviously notable for pulling off one of the most shocking victories in sports history.

Twelfieth inductee: Nitros Oxide and Dingodile. Inducted by: Mars and Dawn. Recognized accolades: Four 1st place Crash Team Racing trophies from Dingodile, and six-time Super Mario Kart winners (Event 111 and 129 winners). Nitros Oxide's fifteen Crash Team Racing titles didn't count because he had cheated.

Fifth Hall of Fame ceremony/Several weeks after Event 140...

Thirteenth inductee: Emily and Widowmaker. Inducted by: Tracer and Mei. Recognized accolades: Three-time Super Mario Kart winners, excellent commentary, and great talent agents.

Fourteenth inductee: Oleana and Bea (Pokemon). Inducted by: Sonia and Nessa. Recognized accolades: They had a very stable and successful betting place.

Fifteenth inductee: Tracer and Mei. Inducted by: Emily and Widowmaker. Recognized accolades: Super Mario Kart is still alive, and it's more common and stable. Also, Tracer had won one 1st place Jak X trophy and Mei had won one 1st place Jak X trophy.

A/N: One Xtra chapter left!

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My final Xtra chapter! I've made it this far! Well, I just want to say that I've had a lot of fun while writing this fic. Hell, I've had more fun writing this fic than any other fic I've ever written in my life. Super Mario Kart 64 was one of the few racing games I'd played as a child, but it wasn't my favorite during the N64 vs. PS1 era. It was Crash Team Racing. Why? Because it felt more fresh, aggressive, and passionate compared to Super Mario Kart 64. I'm not saying that Super Mario Kart 64 is an awful game. It's good, but IMO, Crash Team Racing is a lot better.

The second Super Mario Kart racing game I had played during childhood was Super Mario Kart Double Dash, the main reason I had thought about having two characters working together in my original and remake Super Mario Kart fics. The idea of having two characters team up together while sitting in the same kart is arguably one of the greatest ideas I've ever seen in a video game. If not for that idea, this fic wouldn't have existed.

There were other Crash Bandicoot racing games besides Crash Team Racing, both released in the 2000s. Both games had mixed, positive, and negative reviews from critics and Crash Bandicoot fans, old school fans and 2000-present fans. I, myself, haven't played those games, but I've seen all cutscenes and some gameplays on Youtube, and man, they don't look good compared to Crash Team Racing. The cutscenes from Crash Tag Team Racing, especially, and most of the characters in that game are flat-out obnoxious and annoying.

I'll extend the talk of the PS2 Crash games on a future Crash Team Racing: Nitro Fueled review from Deviantart, but I don't think a Crash Nitro Kart remake and a Crash Tag Team Racing remake will ever happen because Crash Team Racing: Nitro Fueled literally have almost everything from those two games combined. Kart, levels, and characters. Also, many old school Crash Bandicoot fans from the late 90s don't want to see those games, and Crash of the Titans and Mind over Mutant, get remastered, and Activision know it. I'm not sure about Crash Twinsanity, but chances are The Wrath of Cortex won't get remastered. Crash Bash? 100% possible, but it might be re-booted, with extra characters, redesigned levels, a new storyline, and the like.

I have mixed feelings towards Activision, but they know how to milk a shit ton of money. The Spyro remake games are a perfect example. Why? Because like old school Crash fans, all of them, a lot of old school Spyro fans had wanted remakes of the original Spyro trilogy, and look what happened! Additionally, they, well, most of them, despised the Spyro games on the PS2, ESPECIALLY that infamous Enter the Dragonfly game. Speaking of that game, Enter the Dragonfly, and the other PS2 Spyro games, won't likely get remastered, due to the negative reception from old school Spyro fans.

Anyway, I want to talk about Diddy Kong Racing before I get to the main Donkey Kong franchise, other franchises, the characters involved in this story, my upcoming mega crossover fanfic, my past mega crossover stories, and a big bonus scene I've promised to make. That game's definitely a fun and fresh game, just like Crash Team Racing! Both games are better than Super Mario Kart 64, but which one's better. I'd say both!

The Donkey Kong franchise! I've only played DKC 1, DKC 2, and DK64, but I've beaten the former two. Both Donkey and Diddy are cool, but my #1 favorite DK character of all time is King K. Rool. Last summer, I had read that King K. Rool would be included in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate's MEGA roster, and fuck, I was extremely happy. Back in late 2014, after Super Smash Bros. 4 (3DS/Wii U) was released, six characters were confirmed to be future DLC characters. Seriously, though, I was hoping that King K. Rool would be one of them. He didn't make it on the SSB4 roster, sadly. At the same time, however, I was very, very happy that Mewtwo, especially, Ryu, Cloud, and Bayonetta, especially, had made it on the roster.

I'll talk a bit more about the SSB series in this paragraph, but speaking of Bayonetta, I was, again, happy that she had made it on the roster, but very surprised at the same time, due to Bayonetta's sexual design. SSBU has haters, oh, wait, I mean bandwagon haters. One reason? Waluigi not being on the roster, snubbed again. It was mentioned during the Pre-Event 45 chapter. Other people dislike the game, but they at least share their reasons. But to say that SSBU is trash just because Waluigi's not on the roster is fucking bullshit. I don't hate Piranha Plant, I don't like him, and I don't use him a lot, but he has a killer final ultimate.

The Dragon Ball series! Gohan's my favorite DB series character ever. If any of you haven't read Grand Theft Auto 5: Pokemon yet, I just want to point out that Gohan and Videl are enemies in that story, and their backstory is very, very dark. Furthermore, I hate Gohan x Videl, and I like Mai x Videl a lot better. Mai's design in this story is the one from Dragon Ball, not the old hag version from Dragon Ball: GT. Oh, and Mai's in her 60s/70s with a young appearance, just like Bulma, Tights, and Yamcha. I'll get to the age and appearance part later.

Drawn Together? I like the show and its main characters except for Foxxy and Clara.

Overwatch is a part of the Activision family, and it currently has some problems. As for the characters in the fanfic, my #1 favorite is Hanzo. The other characters, Widowmaker, Tracer, Mei, Brigitte, Ingrid, D.Va, Mercy, and Ashe, are cool. Emily? Again, I used to hate her a lot.

I haven't played Final Fantasy XIII yet, but Serah and Lightning are both hot.

Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages and Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons are my favorite Game Boy Color games! Din, Nayru, and Veran are ultra hawt! Farore? She... kinda good looking.

Korra and Asami, Legend of Korra characters, are hot.

Shantae, Risky Boots, Sky, Rottytops, Twitch, and Vinegar equals Rule34 material!

Nowadays, I don't hate the Duck Hunt game! I've already mentioned it before, btw.

Of all the Super Mario Bros. characters in this fic, my favorite ones are Waluigi (In the previous chapter, I had to fix an error. Him winning many tennis tournaments are part of his recognized accolades. Sorry about that.), Bowsette, and Luigi, especially the latter.

I'll always like Kirby x Jigglypuff as a crossover pair.

Spyro and Crash are arguably the best childhood characters in Playstation 1 history. Oh, and Coco, too.

The Jak series has some questionable plot-holes, but overall, the series is awesome! Well, expect for Jak and Daxter: The Lost Frontier. It had potential, but it flopped big time.

I can't wait for Banjo and Kazooie to appear in smash!

Bayonetta is forever hawt!

Kill La Kill's anime is fuckin' awesome. The game? It has some flaws, but overall, it's fine, as long as you're a Kill La Kill fan.

Sailor Moon is just Rule34/Hentai material. Hottest Sailor Scout? Usagi. BTW, I do not hate Mamoru.

Ronin Warriors is an awesome childhood anime. Long live Lady Kayura!

And Pokemon? I'm not sure how the new games in the future will turn out, but as of now, like in the past, it's Rule34 material. Oh, and Hilbert isn't my favorite Pokemon character of all time. It's Red.

In the crossover galaxy, characters are allowed to look young or old regardless of age. Oh, and hologram clothes exist around the cg, magical. Touch one, and a naked character will magically wear new clothes.

Wrestling Frenzy: Pokemon is all about wrestling, blood, sexual content, profanity, and storytelling, just like the WWF in the late 90s, where the Attitude Era dominates that period of time.

The upcoming mega crossover fanfic? Twisted Metal: Pokemon, rated M, or T. Ash, Emily, and Hanzo are confirmed to appear as Twisted Metal contestants, but there'll be extra characters, dark storylines, cutscenes, and many different endings as well. I know the upcoming story won't have a lot of kudos compared to this story and half of half of the Grand Theft Auto: Pokemon stories, but it's just for fun.

Speaking of the Grand Theft Auto: Pokemon stories, I had focused on all of them for three in a half years! Well, back in mid-2013, I had started and finished GTA 1. GTA 2 had begun in later 2013, with the first GTA 3 chapter on hold. Close to mid-2014, however, I had stopped writing GTA 2 and put the GTA: Pokemon series on hold. In mid-2015, I had decided to get back to the series, and man, I had made the right decision.

GTA 1 was rewritten THREE TIMES overall. On my first try, I had made a shit ton of grammar errors, but a lot of people from fanfiction.net had loved it nonetheless. On my second try, I had made some improvement, but unintentionally left plenty of errors. And on my final try, I had fixed each and every discovered grammar error, and it nearly took me three days to rewrite the entire story.

GTA 1's plot: Ash is forced to leave his mother's house, but afterwards, his life completely changes, Grand Theft Auto style.

GTA 2's plot: Ash and his harem are enjoying a nice break, until they find out that Ash's grandmother, Madame Boss (an actual Pokemon character and an alternative universe grandmother), is controlling Team Rocket, again. Burnet (non-tan version) and Cheren are GTA protagonists in this one.

GTA 3's plot: Red seeks revenge against his ex-lover, the one that betrayed him at the start of the story.

GTA 4's plot: Hilbert gets released from prison, after serving a nineteen-year sentence. He gets back into the criminal world, after a familiar non-Pokemon character wants him to live with her and her wives.

GTA 5's plot: Moon/Selene, enters the real world, wanting her family to get extra money and live better lives. Unlike Ash's first GTA adventure, Moon's first GTA adventure is more serious, severe, aggressive, dark, dangerous, and emotional.

GTA 6's plot: Brendan focuses on revenge, after his best friend nearly dies of a drug deal gone bad.

GTA 7's plot: Giselle drags another lesbian criminal, Casey, into her life, the GTA life.

GTA 8's plot: The world is in full chaos and it's up to Moon to restore it.

The GTA timeline goes like this: GTA 7 > GTA 6 > GTA 4 > GTA 3 > GTA 1 > GTA 2 > GTA 5 > GTA 8.

My least favorite GTA stories? GTA 6 and GTA 8. In GTA 6's case, Brendan had the least personality of all GTA: Pokemon protagonists. He had personality, but his overall personality wasn't serious compared to the other GTA: Pokemon protagonists. Also, the plot wasn't that strong. GTA 8? Yeah, an apolocalypse setting didn't work. The reason why I had rushed GTA 8 was because I didn't want to wait for Generation VIII Pokemon games to be confirmed for a entire year. Another reason why I had thought GTA 8 didn't work was because of the large amount of characters, over 500 or whatever. I'm not planning on rewritting GTA 8 just because Pokemon Sword and Shield finally exist, and the GTA: Pokemon series is still retired.

My favorite GTA stories? GTA 3 and GTA 5. It's not GTA 4. Well, it was, until I realized that I didn't make GTA 4 more emotional compared to GTA 3 and GTA 5. GTA 3's setting is very, very dark. Red's mom dies in a very tragic way. However, she emotionally comes back to life in GTA 5. Speaking of GTA 5, I love it a lot because I've made it more complex and serious than GTA 2, my third-favorite GTA story.

I've mentioned this a few times, but Emily is a dangerous GTA 5 antagonist. In a GTA 5 bonus chapter, I had written part of Emily's backstory. As a teenager, she was constantly abused by bullies and others at school, emotionally, verbally, and physically. In another backstory scene, a truck driver had intentionally damaged her and her car, causing her to go through a coma for eight years. A few weeks after finally being awaken, Emily caught Tracer with another woman, Mei, and Emily was heartbroken and upset. Widowmaker later comforted her, and Emily eventually joined the dark side.

In one of the darkest GTA: Pokemon scenes ever, a flashback scene from a bonus chapter, Widowmaker had wanted Emily to go to a high school reunion, to get revenge, and Emily strongly agreed. After entering her old high school for the first time since forever, Emily was immediately mocked and teased by her tormenters. Afterwards, Emily had committed mass murder, feeling much better. In the current GTA 5 timeline, Emily had ordered Widowmaker to permanently murder the current members of the new Overwatch (alternative universe), she was 100% fully responsible for being a super dangerous non-Pokemon antagonist back from the dead, and she had ordered Widowmaker to blow up most of Central London, arguably a super-dark scene.

Overall, Emily's the second-most dangerous non-Pokemon antagonist, even more dangerous than almost every final antagonist, Pokemon characters. BTW, Emily has her own saga. The saga starts at Chapter 42 and ends at Chapter 50. Also, the bonus chapters with the pre-GTA scenes appear in Chapters 69 and 70.

The most dangerous non-Pokemon antagonist? Ragyo. Yeah, she's filthy. In GTA 2, Ash, in a life and death situation, had found out a disturbing and dark secret, which heavily revolved around Ragyo, Ryuko, Satsuki, Rei (Kill La Kill), and Nui.

My favorite GTA protagonist? Red and Moon.

My favorite final Pokemon antagonist? Madame Boss.

My favorite crossover pairing? Obviously Pokemon x Sailor Moon x Ronin Warriors, but I also like Pokemon x Overwatch.

The weirdest crossover pairing? Pokemon x Drawn Together.

Well, that's it for the GTA talk! Will I make a Super Mario Kart: Pokemon 2? Well... I'm not sure! But I have a different idea! AFter Event 150, a 32-duo race tournament will happen twice a year. Eight duos are in each region (East, South, North, and West), each region will have seeds (1 vs. 8, 2 vs. 7, 3 vs. 6, and 4 vs. 5), 8 races will be televised in four different channels on day one, and the other 8 races will be televised the same way on day two. That's the Round of 32 weekend. The Round of 16 happens next week. Then, the Round of 8 the week after that. Next, the final four. And finally, the title match, with two surviving duos facing each other for the big one. The stipulation's similar to NCAA March Madness (a reference was already mentioned twice), but if you don't get what I'm saying, just google "NCAA Division 1 Men's Basketball Tournament wikipedia" for more information (long info).

It's time to close out this story for good! Oh, hold on! The bonus chapter! It takes place months after the first Hall of Fame ceremony!

Sailor Moon universe/Near a large home...

"I knew it..." Mamoru said, after he and Chibiusa caught Hilbert having a harem and romantic moment with Usagi, Rei (Sailor Moon), Setsuna, Hotaru, Michiru, Haruka, Ami, Makoto, Minako, Lady Kayura, and Linda, with Hilbert and Usagi looking and smiling at each other and Hilbert rubbing Usagi's pregnant belly. The other girls were pregnant as well; Linda and Lady Kayura were going to have more children with Hilbert.

"Let's share the news on Twitter!" Chibiusa said, holding her android phone.

The End

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Super Mario Kart winners:

Event 101: Mario and Luigi (Projected finish: 3rd) (Runner-up opponents: Croc and Glover (Projected finish: 5th)) (Total points: 78)

Event 102: Ryuko and Satsuki (Projected finish: 1st) (Runner-up opponents: Mako and Nonon (Projected finish: 13th)) (Total points: 95)

Event 103: Jak and Keira (Projected finish: 5th) (Runner-up opponents: Ryuko and Satsuki (Projected finish: 1st)) (Total points: 96)

Event 104: Ryuko and Satsuki (Projected finish: 1st) (Runner-up opponents: Mako and Nonon (Projected finish: 12th)) (Total points: 58)

Event 105: Ryo and Runa (Ronin Warriors) (Projected finish: 13th) (Runner-up opponents: Rowen and Hilda (Projected finish: 12th)) (Total points: 61)

Event 106: Red and Red's mom (Projected finish: 2nd) (Runner-up opponents: Maple (Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages/Seasons) and Irene (Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds) (Projected finish: 13th)) (Total points: 92)

Event 107: Mario and Luigi (Projected finish: 2nd) (Runner-up opponents: Mako and Nonon (Projected finish: 11th)) (Total points: 73)

Event 108: Peachette and Pauline (Projected finish: 9th) (Runner-up opponents: Mario and Luigi (Projected finish: 1st)) (Total points: 77)

Event 109: Mario and Luigi (Projected finish: 2nd) (Runner-up opponents: Mako and Nonon (Projected finish: 8th)) (Total points: 88)

Event 110: Chibiusa and Mamoru (Projected finish: 1st) (Runner-up opponents: Gohan and Pan (Projected finish: 6th)) (Total points: 62)

Event 111: Nitros Oxide and Dingodile (Projected finish: 4th) (Runner-up opponents: Crash and Coco (Projected finish: 2nd)) (Total points: 57)

Event 112: Hanzo and Ashe (Projected finish: 5th) (Runner-up opponents: Duck Hunt Duo (Projected finish: 11th)) (Total points: 63)

Event 113: Tawna and Pinstripe (Projected finish: 12th) (Runner-up opponents: Crash and Coco (Projected finish: 3rd)) (Total points: 92)

Event 114: Chibiusa and Mamoru (Projected finish: 2nd) (Runner-up opponents: Benga and Alder (Projected finish: 4th)) (Total points: 70)

Event 115: Benga and Alder (Projected finish: 2nd) (Runner-up opponents: Chibiusa and Mamoru (Projected finish: 1st)) (Total points: 90)

Event 116: Chibiusa and Mamoru (Projected finish: 1st) (Runner-up opponents: Korra and Asami (Projected finish: 9th)) (Total points: 86)

Event 117: Chibiusa and Mamoru (Projected finish: 1st) (Runner-up opponents: Fran (Final Fantasy XII) and Penelo (Final Fantasy XII) (Total points: 89)

Event 118: Crash and Coco (Projected finish: 4th) (Runner-up opponents: Ryuko and Satsuki (Projected finish: 1st)) (Total points: 54)

Event 119: Ragyo and Nui (Projected finish: 13th) (Runner-up opponents: Crash and Coco (Projected finish: 1st)) (Total points: 96)

Event 120: Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong (Projected finish: 5th) (Runner-up opponents: Mako and Nonon (Projected finish: 12th)) (Total points: 87)

Event 121: Red and Red's mom (Projected finish: 3rd) (Runner-up opponents: Joni (Cluefinders) and Leslie (Cluefinders) (Projected finish: 13th) (Total points: 82)

Event 122: Spyro and Elora (Projected finish: 8th) (Runner-up opponents: Ki (Tower of Druaga) and Ishtar (Tower of Druaga) (Projected finish: 11th) (Total points: 76)

Event 123: Yuli and Bayonetta (Projected finish: 1st) (Runner-up opponents: Pit (Kid Icarus) and Jeanne (Bayonetta series) (Projected finish: 11th) (Total points: 73)

Event 124: Red and Red's mom (Projected finish: 2nd) (Runner-up opponents: Merilyn (Pokemon) and Millis (Pokemon) (Projected finish: 13th)) (Total points: 68)

Event 125: Mia and Rei (Kill La Kill) (Projected finish: 7th) (Runner-up opponents: Crash and Coco (Projected finish: 3rd)) (Total points: 92)

Event 126: Yuli and Bayonetta (Projected finsh: 1st) (Runner-up opponents: Crash and Coco (Projected finish: 2nd)) (Total points: 90)

Event 127: Ryuko and Satsuki (Projected finish: 1st) (Runner-up opponents: Crash and Coco (Projected finish: 4th)) (Total points: 94)

Event 128: Red and Red's mom (Projected finish: 1st) (Runner-up opponents: Ryo and Runa (Projected finish: 10th)) (Total points: 71)

Event 129: Oxide and Dingodile (Projected finish: 2nd) (Runner-up opponents: Spyro and Elora (Projected finish: 5th)) (Total points: 74)

Event 130: Mako and Nonon (Projected finish: 13th) (Runner-up opponents: Ryuko and Satsuki (Projected finish: 1st)) (Total points: 58)

Event 131: Rowen and Hilda (Projected finish: 10th) (Runner-up opponents: Fran and Penelo (Projected finish: 6th)) (Total points: 64)

Event 132: Fran and Penelo (Projected finish: 4th) (Runner-up opponents: Lightning and Serah (Projected finish: 9th)) (Toal points: 95)

Event 133: Mai and Videl (Projected finish: 4th) (Runner-up opponents: Gohan and Pan (Projected finish: 5th)) (Total points: 78)

Event 134: Gohan and Pan (Projected finish: 3rd) (Runner-up opponents: Mai and Videl (Projected finish: 1st)) (Total points: 67)

Event 135: Mai and Videl (Projected finish: 2nd) (Runner-up opponents: Gohan and Pan (Projected finish: 1st)) (Total points: 59)

Event 136: Gohan and Pan (Projected finish: 5th) (Runner-up opponents: Mai and Videl (Projected finish: 1st)) (Total points: 86)

Event 137: Crash and Coco (Projected finish: 2nd) (Runner-up opponents: Mia and Rei (Kill La Kill) (Projected finish: 4th)) (Total points: 54)

Event 138: Crash and Coco (Projected finish: 1st) (Runner-up opponents: Ragyo and Nui (Projected finish: 3rd)) (Total points: 55)

Event 139: Crash and Coco (Projected finish: 1st) (Runner-up oppponents: Ryuko and Satsuki (Projected finish: 2nd)) (Total points: 56)

Event 140: Crash and Coco (Projected finish: 2nd) (Runner-up opponents: Yuli and Bayonetta (Projected finish: 1st)) (Total points: 57)

Event 141: Selene (Pokemon) and Plumeria (Pokemon) (Projected finish: 13th) (Runner-up opponents: Candela (Pokemon) and Blanche (Pokemon) (Projected finish: 11th)) (Total points: 88)

Event 142: Selene and Plumeria (Projected finish: 9th) (Runner-up opponents: Fran and Penelo (Projected finish: 4th)) (Total points: 85)

Event 143: Peach and Daisy (Projected finish: 4th) (Runner-up opponents: Peachette and Pauline (Projected finish: 5th)) (Total points: 70)

Event 144: Selene and Plumeria (Projected finish: 4th) (Runner-up opponents: D.Va and Mercy (Projected finish: 8th)) (Total points: 92)

Event 145: Selene and Plumeria (Projected finish: 1st) (Runner-up opponents: Ryo and Runa (Projected finish: 5th)) (Total points: 91)

Event 146: Pit and Jeanne (Projected finish: 9th) (Runner-up opponents: Yuli and Bayonetta (Projected finish: 1st)) (Total points: 84)

Event 147: Wario and Waluigi (Projected finish: 10th) (Runner-up opponents: Mario and Luigi (Projected finish: 3rd)) (Total points: 96)

Event 148: Selene and Plumeria (Projected finish: 1st) (Runner-up opponents: Kento and Sage (Projected finish: 12th)) (Total points: 94)

Event 149: Selene and Plumeria (Projected finish: 1st) (Runner-up opponents: Symmetra (Overwatch) and Pharah (Overwatch) (Projected finish: 12th)) (Total points: 89)

Event 150: Crash and Coco (Projected finish: 1st) (Runner-up opponents: Tawna and Pinstripe (Projected finish: 4th)) (Total points: 96)

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Total first place prizes *:

27: Lady Kayura, Hilbert, Linda, Usagi, Rei (Sailor Moon), Minako, Makoto, Ami, Setsuna, Hotaru, Michiru, and Haruka **

12: Crash and Coco *

9: Chibiusa and Mamoru

7: Mario and Luigi

7: Peachette and Pauline

7: Red and Red's mom

6: Selene and Plumeria

6: Nitros Oxide and Dingodile *

6: Ryuko and Satsuki

4: Yuli and Bayonetta

4: Hanzo and Ashe

4: Mai and Videl

3: Gohan and Pan

3: Emily and Widowmaker *

3: Wario and Waluigi

2: Mercy and D.Va

2: Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong

2: Jak and Keira

2: Duck Hunt Duo

2: Peach and Daisy

2: Spyro and Elora

1: Mia and Rei (Kill La Kill)

1: Ragyo and Nui

1: Brigitte and Ingrid

1: Professor Burnet and Brigette

1: Yamcha and Puar

1: Vinegar and Twitch

1: Rottytops and Sky

1: Shantae and Risky Boots

1: Cye and Mia

1: Din and Nayru

1: Bulma and Tights

1: Mars and Dawn

1: Cynthia and Leaf

1: Korra and Asami

1: Banjo and Kazooie

1: Lightning and Serah

1: Boosette and Chompette

1: Rayn and Ashelin

1: Cross-Stitch and Baron Dante

1: Croc and Glover

1: Cappy and Tiara

1: Kirby and Jigglypuff

1: Sonia and Nessa

1: Benga and Alder

1: Tawna and Pinstripe

1: Ryo and Runa

1: Fran and Penelo

1: Mako and Nonon

1: Rowen and Hilda

1: Pit and Jeanne

Total runner-up/second place prizes *** (crossover duos included):

Crash Bandicoot series: 23

Super Mario Bros. series: 21

Pokemon: 19

Kill La Kill: 16

Ronin Warriors: 15

Jak series: 10

Dragon Ball series: 8

Overwatch: 7

Sailor Moon: 5

Croc series: 5

Glover series: 5

Final Fantasy series: 5

Bayonetta series: 3

Donkey Kong series: 3

Legend of Zelda series: 2

Spyro series: 2

Duck Hunt Duo: 2

Legend of Korra: 1

Cluefinders: 1

Tower of Druaga: 1

Kid Icarus: 1

Banjo and Kazooie series: 1

Total 1st place prizes for each representing franchise (crossover duos included):

Pokemon: 46 **

Ronin Warriors: 35 **

Sailor Moon: 28 **

Super Mario Bros. series: 21

Crash Bandicoot series: 19

Overwatch: 10

Kill La Kill: 9

Dragon Ball series: 9

Bayonetta series: 5

Shantae series: 3

Jak series: 3

Duck Hunt series: 2

Donkey Kong series: 2

Spyro series: 2

Final Fantasy series: 2

Legend of Zelda series: 1

Kirby series: 1

Croc series: 1

Glover series: 1

Legend of Korra: 1

Banjo and Kazooie: 1

Kid Icarus: 1

Each ACTUAL first place prize title from the triple crossover dynasty **:

Lady Kayura: 17

Hilbert: 9

Linda: 9

Minako: 3

Usagi: 2

Rei (Sailor Moon): 2

Hotaru: 2

Setsuna: 2

Haruka: 2

Michiru: 2

Makoto: 2

Ami: 2

* Cynthia and Dawn's titles were vacated; five were awarded to Crash and Coco, and three were awarded to Nitros Oxide and Dingodile

** All members from the triple crossover dynsaty hadn't participated in some events, but their names were still included regardless

*** In relation to the * asterick, the runner-ups between Events 25-33 were awarded

**** Chibiusa/Mamoru and Brigitte/Ingrid also had 61 points, but the former duo had performed better than the latter duo (asterick explained in Chapter 40)

Trivia and notes:

- D.Va/Mercy from Event 6, Peachette/Pauline from Event 19, Red/Red's mom from Event 35, Boosette and Chompette from Event 67, Shantae and Risky Boots from Event 85, Bulma and Tights from Event 91, Cynthia and Leaf from Event 100, Ryo and Runa from Event 105, Ragyo and Nui from Event 119, Mako and Nonon from Event 130, and Selene and Plumeria from Event 141 were projected to finish dead last and still won their respective events, but unlike Red/Red's mom and Cynthia/Leaf, the other winners weren't projected as the biggest underdogs

- In each event that Peachette and Pauline had won, they were projected to finish 8th or worst, making them the first duo to win an event with a projected 10th, 11th, 12th, and 13th finish. Furthermore, many Super Mario Kart fans had nicknamed them "Giant Killers", heavily reflecting the Richmond Spiders NCAA men's basketball tournament history.

- Additionally, the same fans had nicknamed Red and Red's mom "The Biggest Underdogs to ever win a title", but after Event 100, Cynthia and Leaf held possession of the nickname

- Vinegar/Twitch from Event 9, Peachette/Pauline from Event 14, Chibiusa/Mamoru from Event 15, Yuli/Bayonetta from Event 52, Korra and Asami from Event 57, Gohan and Pan from Event 78, Kirby and Jigglypuff from Event 90, and Tawna and Pinstripe from Event 113 were projected to finish 12th and still won their respective events

- Peachette/Pauline from Event 3, Cye/Mia from Event 34, Yamcha/Puar from Event 45, Cross-Stitch and Baron Dante from Event 70, Rottytops and Sky from Event 84, and Sonia and Nessa from Event 94 were projected to finish 11th and still won their respective events

- Duck Hunt Duo from Event 1 and Event 94, Peachette/Pauline from Event 23, Cappy and Tiara from Event 77, Rowen and Hilda from Event 131, and Wario and Waluigi from Event 147 were projected to finish 10th and still won their respective events

- Crash and Coco had become the second duo to succeed a four-peat

- Chibiusa and Mamoru would've had a four-peat if not for Benga and Alder, although the former two didn't mind

- Rivalries between Events 101-150 had a lot of memorable, crazy, and violent moments

- Bayonetta and Yuli vs. Jeanne and Pit was especially fierce before, during, and after Event 123, with Ryuko, Satsuki, Ragyo, Rei (Kill La Kill), Nui, and Mia getting heavily involved

- Crash and Coco vs. Ryuko, Satsuki, Ragyo, Nui, Rei (Kill La Kill), Mia, Bayonetta, and Yuli was reignited like crazy

- Mako, Nonon, and Sukuyo vs. Ryuko, Satsuki, Ragyo, Nui, Rei (Kill La Kill), Mia, Bayonetta, and Yuli was as twice as chaotic

- Mario and Luigi vs. Wario and Waluigi had returned, with the latter winning a giant "Welcome Back" victory over the former

- Oxide and Dingodile were the only rivals that Crash and Coco didn't win against in the same Event, although the two duo were friendly towards each other

- Crash and Coco vs. Tawna and Pinstripe was very emotional

- Mai and Videl vs. Gohan and Pan was more intense compared to the Triple Crossover Dynasty era

- Between Events 36-44, Pit and Jeanne had partnered up with Bayonetta a few times, with Bayonetta with her partner finishing 10th or worse in those events and both arguing during and after them. After event 42, Bayonetta and Jeanne had a harsh argument in the locker room, leading to a vicious catfight, ending their long friendship. Several duos had to break up the fight

- Continuing on, Jeanne had caught Bayonetta and Yuli together during the latter two's sixth date, and Jeanne confronted them. Next, Jeanne had warned Yuli that Bayonetta wasn't a good partner with a nasty attitude. Yuli, however, had told Jeanne to shut up and get lost, and that Bayonetta was infinite times hotter than her. That caused Jeanne to bitch-slap Yuli. But Bayonetta had retaliated for Yuli, locking another catfight against Jeanne. Yuli had allowed Bayonetta to assault Jeanne, but people nearby had eventually broken up the fight

- After that 5 on 3 catfight from that Banditalk episode, Jeanne had constantly tweeted against Yuli and Yuli's harem. Her notable tweet was, "Had I become a part of the audience, Bayonetta, Ryuko, Satsuki, Mia, and Nui would've gotten their asses kicked really bad!" That tweet had over 20,000 likes

- After Event 146, Joker/Ren (Persona 5) was interviewed by DJ Mary and Karen (Pokemon), who had become DJ Mary's interview partner after Event 100, and Joker said that he was very glad that Bayonetta had suffered a nasty defeat from her former partners. Also, Joker had admitted that he and Bayonetta used to date each other, and he said that the reason why they had broken up was because of Bayonetta and her nasty and violent attitude towards him

- Event 130 was arguably the most controversial event ever. During the second, third, and fourth tracks, Mako/Nonon and Ryuko/Satsuki had argued like hell, threatening each other and calling each other's names. During break, DJ Mary and Karen had interviewed Mako and Nonon, and Satsuki and Ryuko suddenly jumped them, with most of the crowd booing the shit out of the latter duo. Nonon and Mako fought back, but DJ Mary, Karen, and most of the participants had separated the two duos.

- Furthermore, in the seventh track, Nonon and Satsuki had aggressively thrown punches against each other, and at one point, both had nearly fallen off, almost getting them and their respective partners disqualifed. Shortly after all duos had returned from Rainbow Road, Satsuki and Ryuko had immediately attacked Mako and Nonon. Jeanne and Coco, also Event 130 participants with Pit and Crash, respectively, quickly aided Mako and Nonon, making it four on two. Mia, Ragyo, Nui, Bayonetta, and Rei (Kill La Kill) rushed to Satsuki and Ryuko's aid, with Tawna throwing herself into the mix because of Coco. Sukuyo, Rayn, Ashelin, and Keira had gotten heavily involved in the fight, aiding Coco, Jeanne, Mako, and Nonon.

- Adding on, Yuli and Pinstripe had gotten into a violent scuffle with Crash and Pit. Overall, there were two fights, an 8 on 8 catfight and a 2 on 2 fight. Red and many security members had struggled to break up the fight. 40% of the crowd had chanted Crash and Coco's name like crazy, while 60% of the crowd had screamed, "LET THEM FIGHT!". During one part of the chaos, Keira had impressingly taken down Ragyo before giving her nasty and vicious blows to the head, busting Ragyo open

- The commentators had different reactions. Emily had screamed, "BLOODY MURDER YULI AND HIS HAREM! BLOODY KILL 'EM!", with Widowmaker strongly agreeing with Emily's comments. Puar had tweeted about it, calling it one of the saddest moments ever. Yamcha had expressed disgust towards Yuli and Yuli's harem for causing the big mess. Cye said, "A fight before the trophy presentation is NOT GOOD.". Lanette remarked, "Rivalry sells, all!". Ash reminded everybody that an incident like this could cause a long delay for the trophy presentation. And Bowsette reminded everybody that the ones involved in the fight could possibly suffer HUGE fines

- Tracer and Mei had eventually forced themselves into using their powers, easily breaking up the fight. Afterwards, Tracer angrily told everybody that the trophy presentation would be delayed for an hour. Next, Rosalina rushed into Tracer and Mei's office and asked them about any possible consequences against the ones involved, and Mei said that she and Tracer were working on it. Mei also said that Jak would suffer a harsh fine for not trying to stop his girlfriend and friends

- After the trophy presentation, Tracer had immediately forced Coco and Crash into coming to her office to talk. Tracer and Mei had argued with Coco about the incident, with Crash tweeting to his fans and everybody else about him, Coco, and other involved possibly getting fines

Charges:

Crash and Coco (Each fined $800,000; new Banditalk episodes and reruns won't air for two months and fifteen days; Super Mario Kart Network had temporary removed all events from Crash Team Racing)

Ryuko and Satsuki (Each fined $800,000)

Ragyo, Nui, Rei (Kill La Kill), and Mia (Each fined $150,000)

Bayonetta and Yuli (Each fined $500,000)

Mako and Nonon (Fined $800,000)

Sukuyo (Fined $300,000)

Pit and Jeanne (Fined $600,000)

Tawna and Pinstripe (Each fined $100,000)

Ashelin (Fined $50,000)

Rayn (Fined $400,000; Super Mario Kart Network had temporary removed all events from Jak X)

Keira (Fined $600,000; Super Mario Kart Network had temporary removed all events from Jak X)

Jak (Fined $700,000; Super Mario Kart Network had temporary removed all events from Jak X)

DJ Mary and Karen (Each fined $1,000 for not trying to break up the fight)

Red (Fined $5,000 for not trying to break up the fight)

Security Team (Each fined $5,000 for not trying to break up the fight)

Emily and Widowmaker (Each fined $10,000 due to their words on commentary)

Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong (Each fined $300,000 for not trying to break up the fight; Super Mario Kart Network had temporary removed all events from Diddy Kong Racing)

Fran and Penelo, Brigitte and Ingrid, Ryo and Runa, Rowen and Hilda, Peach and Daisy, Mai and Videl, Gohan and Pan, and Shantae and Risky Boots (Each duo fined $200,000 for not trying to break up the fight)

- After the fight and the reveal of the fines, Lady Kayura, Linda, Hilbert, Setsuna, Hotaru, Rei (Sailor Moon), Ami, Haruka, Minako, Usagi, Michiru, and Makoto, all still retired from racing, had made an over-the-top mock video on Youtube, attacking Crash and Coco for being idiots. They also targeted Jak, Keira, Rayn, Ashelin, Mai, Videl, Donkey Kong, and Diddy Kong, their other rivals during the Triple Crossover Dynasty era

- The ones that were fined had filed appeals, wanting Tracer and Mei to reduce or completely ignore the fines. Tracer and Mei, however, denied all requests. Dawn and Mars, on the other hand, suggested that they should go to the Pokemon world and get money the quick way and to ask help from fans and family. Tracer and Mei had accepted it, but reminded everybody that both a fine and suspension would happen next time

- Although the two duos were runner-ups against Red and Red's mom, Joni/Leslie and Merilyn/Millis were glad to have Red and Red's mom as opponents. But in actuality, the duos were huge fans of Red and Red's mom after Event 35, especially Red. Merilyn and Millis' obsession with Red had made them leave their love ones; Merilyn had divorced Riot (Pokemon) and Millis had left Argus' (Pokemon), her father, chocolate business. Joni and Leslie had left their ex-boyfriends, Santiago (Cluefinders) and Owen (Cluefinders), respectively. After Event 40, the same one where Red and Red's mom had scored 96 points, Leslie, Joni, Merilyn, and Millis had met Red and Red's mom in the Super Mario Kart universe for the first time, congratulating them. The four women even kissed Red in a non-sexual way

- Karen was originally going to become a racer. But she decided to become DJ Mary's interview partner. As of post-Event 150, both Fran and Penelo were DJ Mary and Karen's favorite duo despite Fran and Penelo being less tier-ish compared to Crash and Coco, Chibiusa and Mamoru, Mai and Videl, Mario and Luigi, Peachette and Pauline, Gohan and Pan, and Selene and Plumeria. Karen and DJ Mary had hung out with Fran and Penelo plenty of times

- Before their 12th Super Mario Kart title, Crash and Coco were still heavily criticized for not scoring a lot of points; they had 54 points in Events 118 and 137, 55 points in Event 138, 56 points in Event 139, and 57 points in Event 140. But despite Crash and Coco blazing through Event 150 by scoring 96 points, the same critics had labeled Tawna and Pinstripe, the runner-ups, as "non-serious competitors with only one fluke SMK victory". Ryuko, Satsuki, Rei (Kill La Kill), Yuli, Bayonetta, Nui, Mia, and Ragyo had taunted Crash and Coco, saying that Crash and Coco's 12 titles were less than 13, Yuli and Yuli's harem's combined total titles.

- Even worse, Hilbert, Linda, Usagi, Haruka, Setsuna, Ami, Lady Kayura, Rei (Sailor Moon), Michiru, Minako, Makoto, and Hotaru had created another anti-Crash and Coco Youtube video, over-bragging about their 27 titles and Lady Kayura's actual 17 titles. That video had suffered over 10,000,000 dislikes and non-stop hate comments, however. Many such as Rosalina, Jak, Keira, Ashelin, Rayn, Diddy Kong, Donkey Kong, Ash, Lanette, Yamcha, Puar, Emily, Widowmaker, Cye, Red's mom, Mai, Videl, Talpa, Chibiusa, Mamoru, Mako, Nonon, Sukuyo, Croc, Glover, Spyro, Elora, Bowsette, Peachette, Pauline, Brigitte, Ingrid, Hilda, Rowen, Soichiro, Mario, and Luigi had defended the hell out of Crash and Coco, calling them real racing legends and other similar words

- Ash had declared Crash and Coco as the best Super Mario Kart racing duo of all time

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Strong Birth Era:

Events: 1-24

First winners: Duck Hunt Duo

Last winners: Mario and Luigi

First runner-ups: Mario and Luigi

Last runner-ups: Jak and Keira

Info: The Strong Birth Era was the beginning of Super Mario Kart. The main reason why the era was called "Strong Birth" was because Jak, Keira, Rayn, Diddy Kong, Donkey Kong, Crash, and Coco had previously sold their defunct racing universes to Rosalina. Another main reason was because the Super Mario Kart universe had strong potential of staying alive for many years to come.

The third main reason? Mario and Luigi. A lot of racing fans had predicted that the duo would win three or more titles. Crash and Coco, Ryuko and Satsuki, and Wario and Waluigi were predicted to make some noise; Crash/Coco and Ryuko/Satsuki had already won some Jak X, Diddy Kong Racing, and Crash Team Racing titles, and Wario/Waluigi were Mario/Luigi's heated rivals. Although they hadn't raced in their former universes, Jak/Keira and Diddy Kong/Donkey Kong had promised racing fans that they'd win at least one title.

The biggest surprise duo was Peachette and Pauline, with the two being heavily overlooked. Not a single racing expert or fan had predicted the duo to finish the top-4 they'd be in, but months before Event 1 had begun, Peachette and Pauline had stayed silent, not wanting to act over-confident and get all the attention. After Peachette and Pauline had won their sixth title, the most from the Strong Birth Era, from Event 23, DJ Mary had interviewed them. Peachette had admitted that Pauline was the only suitable Super Mario Bros. partner she could find. Also, Pauline had admitted that she originally planned on becoming a co-owner of Super Mario Kart, then she said that she was happy that she had changed her mind.

As predicted, Jak/Keira and Diddy Kong/Donkey Kong had won at least one title. Wario and Waluigi had won two compared to Mario and Luigi's three. The prediction of Ryuko and Satsuki making some noise had come true, with the sisters winning three. Duck Hunt Duo winning the first ever Super Mario Kart title was extremely unexpected, although the duo hadn't returned to another Strong Birth Era event. Emily and Widowmaker winning two titles was unexpected as well, even though they already had some racing experience thanks to Jak X.

Peach and Daisy were sleeper contenders, but they had only won one title. Chibiusa and Mamoru had dominated Event 15, but struggled throughout the rest of the era. D.Va and Mercy, Twitch and Vinegar, and Spyro and Elora were other surprises, but like Emily and Widowmaker, Spyro and Elora had raced prior to Super Mario Kart's existence.

In every Event Crash and Coco had been in, they were projected to finish 4th or better. But overall, Crash and Coco in the Strong Birth Era was a big flop and a total disappoint, with them only having six runner-up finishes. They had plenty of 1st place projected finishes, but choked very hard. Some had called Crash and Coco "The Peyton Manning of Super Mario Kart", comparing Crash and Coco's epic failures to Peyton Manning's NFL playoff choke jobs almost every season.

Contrived Era:

Events: 26-35

First winners: Cynthia and Dawn (vacated)

Last winners: Red and Red's mom

First runner-ups: Emily and Widowmaker

Last runner-ups: Cye and Mia

Info: Originally called the Girlpowershipping Era, with Cynthia and Dawn winning nine events in a row, an unbelievable record. However, the titles were later vacated, after Dawn had admitted that she had cheated to win.

After Event 33, Crash and Coco had announced their retirement, hanging up the boots, greatly shocking the entire crossover galaxy. Many, many racing fans and even non-racing fans were deeply saddened. Even a lot of SMK participants were very upset. Jak and Keira, the ones that had very bad blood against Crash and Coco during the Jak X days and the Strong Birth Era, had admitted that Super Mario Kart wouldn't be the same without Crash and Coco, showing deep respect.

The ending of Event 32 was arguably one of the most heartbreaking endings in sports history. Oxide, who had his permanent ban surprisingly lifted thanks to Rosalina, and Dingodile had failed to achieve the impossible Rainbow Road shortcut, nearly ending Cynthia and Dawn's long streak. During a lone interview with DJ Mary, Oxide had confessed that he felt permanently dead after Event 32, but promised that he and Dingodile would win a Super Mario Kart title in the future.

Event 34 was quite a shocker. Cynthia and Dawn had entered the Event 34 as super heavy favorites, with a 98% chance of winning and 2/1 odds. However, two newcomers, Cye and Mia, both projected to finish 11th, had thrashed the hell out of their twelve opposing duos, scoring 96 points, becoming the first duo to achieve it and end the long streak.

Event 35 was the last event for Cynthia and Dawn as partners. Their chances of winning were 95%, with a 5/1 favorite, the highest in the event. Cye and Mia had returned, with them being the second-favorites. Mario and Luigi were the third favorites. Mai and Videl had made their first appearance, and although they had finished third, they had become future top favorites in other eras.

Red and Red's mom had shocked almost everyone around the sports world, becoming the biggest underdogs to ever win a title, gaining a large following. But at the same time, Cye and Mia had suffered one of the biggest choke jobs of all time, collapsing very hard during Rainbow Road. Another big moment was Cynthia and Dawn permanently splitting up, after failing to score at least a point in any track, making them the first duo to accomplish that rare feat. Also, they were the first duo to get disqualifed.

Many had declared Event 35 as one of the best ever.

Ancient Unovian Era:

Events: 36-49

First winners: Din and Nayru

Last winners: Lady Kayura and Linda

First runner-ups: Lady Kayura and Hilbert

Last runner-ups: Chibiusa and Mamoru/Brigitte and Ingrid

Info: The Ancient Unovian Era was mostly about Lady Kayura, Hilbert, and Linda, but there were other winners and moments. In their first event together, Lady Kayura and Hilbert were projected to finish 8th, but they had won second place, with Din and Nayru winning first place. But at Event 37, they were projected to finish 3rd, but they had dominated that event with 95 points and won. After that, they were picked 1st between Events 38 and 45, with them winning three; they also had four runner-up finishes.

After Event 45, Linda had replaced Hilbert, and she and Lady Kayura had won four straight events, becoming the first duo to succeed a four-peat. However, there were extreme controversy after Event 49's Rainbow Road, with Chibiusa and Mamoru not owning the tiebreaker despite Lady Kayura and Linda performing a bit worse than Chibiusa/Mamoru and even Brigitte/Ingrid. Later, there were theories that Tracer and Mei had wanted Lady Kayura, Linda, and Hilbert to have a great dynasty like Cynthia and Dawn, but in the next era, Dawn had confessed her crimes.

During Event 45, there was one special moment, which was Hilbert and Lady Kayura getting back together again and making out half-naked after crossing through Rainbow Road's finish line. However, that moment was quickly ignored by many because Yamcha and Puar had finally won the big one, and the latter two had announced their retirement during the trophy presentation.

Lady Kayura, Hilbert, and Linda's giant success had overwhelmed Hanzo and Ashe's success, but Ashe and Hanzo were at least big threats for the big one a couple of times. Red and Red's mom were one of the few to beat Lady Kayura and Hilbert, only scoring 96 points, with Lady Kayura and Hilbert scoring 88. Lady Kayura and Linda had to retire the first time because they were pregnant with Hilbert's children, with Hilbert making his first retirement as well.

No Elite Duo Era:

Events: 50-55

First winners: Chibiusa and Mamoru

Last winners: Brigitte and Ingrid

First runner-ups: Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong

Last runner-ups: Crash and Coco

Info: This was the first and only Era to lack a dominating duo, but Mai and Videl were close to being one. Chibiusa and Mamoru had bounced back from that controversial ending, and Oxide and Dingodile had finally won an event, but after Event 52, Cynthia and Dawn's titles were vacated, and Oxide and Dingodile were awarded three titles, due to their three runner-up finishes from the Contrived Era. Emily and Widowmaker were awarded one and Crash and Coco were awarded five. Speaking of Crash and Coco, they had confirmed that they'd return to Event 55, big breaking news.

The biggest underdogs to win in a No Elite Duo Era event were Yuli and Bayonetta; before Event 52, Yuli had promsied Bayonetta, Ragyo, Rei (Kill La Kill), Mia, Ryuko, Satsuki, and Nui that he'd win the big one for them. Mai and Videl had won two straight events, but they had made huge headlines, with them already having a secret lesbian affair.

Ironically, Brigitte and Ingrid had won in this era as well, with the mother-daughter duo giving the giant middle finger to the #DeleteBrig crowd. Unfortunaly for them, their victory wasn't the biggest attention because Usagi, Rei (Sailor Moon), Hotaru, Setsuna, Michiru, Haruka, Ami, Makoto, and Minako vs. Hilbert, Linda, and Lady Kayura had happened during the second half of the event, and Ami, Makoto, Rei (Sailor Moon), Usagi, Minako, Michiru, Haruka, Setsuna, and Hotaru had forced Linda, Lady Kayura, and Hilbert into licking their smelly feet. Ingrid and Brigitte were one of many people to witness it.

Triple Crossover Dynasty Era:

Events: 56-100

First winners: Lady Kayura and Hotaru

Last winners: Cynthia and Leaf

First runner-ups: Crash and Coco

Last runner-ups: Lady Kayura and Rei (Sailor Moon)

Info: A giant, controversial decision had changed the Super Mario Kart universe. Usagi, Hotaru, Rei (Sailor Moon), Minako, Michiru, Ami, Setsuna, Haruka, and Makoto had wanted to join the Linda/Hilbert/Lady Kayura dynasty, hence the Triple Crossover Dynasty name. Things had gotten more chaotic, with the twelve winning 19 combined events, the ones they were heavily favored in. Lady Kayura had become to only character to share a title with eleven characters, a rare and amazing feat. Also, Lady Kayura had won nine actual events, making a total of seventeen titles throughout her Super Mario Kart history.

Before the historic Event 100 had begun, the Triple Crossover Dynasty had announced that they'd all retire after Event 100. The teams of Lady Kayura/Rei (Sailor Moon), Hilbert/Usagi, and Linda/Minako had participated in Event 100, making it the first ever event to have three duos with the same projected finish and the same projected odds. However, many critics, racing fans, and even non-racing fans had complained that the Triple Crossover Dynasty were intentionally trying to make Event 100 a lot harder for their other opponents.

Surprisingly, Cynthia and Leaf had pulled off the biggest upset of all time, making Event 100 very historic and memorable, even more memorable than Virginia (a #1 seed) vs. UMBC (a #16 seed) from the common universe. Cynthia and Leaf had entered the event with a 0.3% chance of winning and 350/1 odds, with them projecting to finish dead last. Cynthia/Leaf and the nine other duos weren't picked to win; not even one person had betted for them. But despite bettors losing a lot of money, they were happy that Cynthia and Leaf had pulled off the upset because they were sick and tired of the Triple Crossover Dynasty themselves.

Leaf had lacked racing experience, while Cynthia had returned from a very long haitus. This was the first event where Crash and Coco had failed to finish 4th or better, ending up finishing 5th instead, snapping their unbelievable streak; they were projected to finish 4th.

There were strong rumors of Lady Kayura, Linda, and Hilbert having a thing for Rei (Sailor Moon), Haruka, Michiru, Minako, Ami, Setsuna, Makoto, Usagi, and Hotaru and the latter nine having a thing for the former three. The strong rumors had become more evident after Usagi and Mamoru had gotten a divorce. Usagi had denied any strong feelings towards Hilbert, but a lot of people had thought otherwise.

Before the first Hall of Fame had come to life, Lady Kayura had argued that she, Linda, and Hilbert should become the first Hall of Fame inductees, due to their amazing history. However, Rosalina and Crash/Coco had become the 1st and 2nd inductees, respectively, and Lady Kayura, Linda, and Hilbert had ended up as the third inductees, with Hilbert complaining about Tracer and Mei intentionally rigging the Hall of Fame. There were some theories of the first Hall of Fame being a popularity contest, due to Rosalina, Crash, and Coco having more influence and fans than Lady Kayura, Linda, and Hilbert.

The Triple Crossover Dynasty had plenty of rivals, the ones that desperately wanted to spoil their dynasty. The rivals were Crash/Coco (especially), Chibiusa/Mamoru (especially), Benga/Alder, Peachette/Pauline, Mario/Luigi, Mai/Videl, Mars/Dawn, Jak/Keira, Donkey Kong/Diddy Kong, and Rayn/Ashelin.

Outside of the Triple Crossover Dynasty, there were other winners and rivals. Chibiusa and Mamoru had succeed a three-peat, but Hilbert and Ami had intentionally participated Event 83 to ruin Chibiusa and Mamoru's chances of four-peating, which they did. Mario and Luigi had dominated Event 75, scoring 96 points. Because of that, they were picked to end the Triple Crossover Dynasty. But four events later, Hilbert and Makoto had taken control, winning with 94 points.

Mai and Videl vs. Gohan and Pan had started in this era, but later became more intense in the Bad Blood Rivalries Era. Way before Event 92, Red and Red's mom had confirmed that they'd enter one event, which was Event 92. Before that announcement, Linda and Minako had already signed up with Event 92, but after it, the duo had wanted Tracer and Mei to erase their names under the list and put them in Event 96 instead. Many had accused the Triple Crossover Dynasty of fearing Red and Red's mom because of Event 35 and Event 40, but ironically, Leaf, a childhood friend of Red, had later snapped the Triple Crossover Dynasty's streak with Cynthia.

Croc and Glover vs. Cross-Stitch and Baron Dante was reborn, covering back to back events. A lot of duos had won their first ever event, obviously because the Triple Crossover Dynasty hadn't participated in those events, but not in Leaf and Cynthia's case. D.Va/Mercy, Duck Hunt Duo, and Yuli/Bayonetta had won their second titles. Crash and Coco had claimed their sixth title.

After the first Hall of Fame, Chibiusa and Mamoru had caught Hilbert having a harem moment with Usagi, Setsuna, Hotaru, Ami, Makoto, Haruka, Michiru, Rei (Sailor Moon), Minako, Lady Kayura, and Linda, all pregnant, then they spread the photos all around the entire crossover galaxy.

Recovery Era:

Events: 101-117

First winners: Mario and Luigi

Last winners: Chibiusa and Mamoru

First runner-ups: Croc and Glover

Last runner-ups: Fran and Penelo

Info: The era name "Recovery" had made sense because a lot had to endure the Triple Crossover Dynasty dominating the hell out of the previous era. Jak and Keira had finally won another event, also ruining Ryuko and Satsuki's chances of three-peating. Mario/Luigi and Chibiusa/Mamoru were the only duos to dominate this era, with both duos winning three events. Speaking of the Sailor Moon characters, Chibiusa and Mamoru had an opportunity to four-peat, but couldn't because Benga and Alder had won their first title. There was a small rumor of Chibiusa being pregnant with Benga's child, but Chibiusa and Benga quickly destroyed that rumor because both lovers wanted to continue their SMK careers.

Another duo that had won their first event were Ryo and Runa; Tracer and Mei had revived Runa after Event 50, causing Ryo and Runa to emotionally reunite and become a couple. Runa's brother (Ronin Warriors) was later revived after Event 65. Tawna and Pinstripe winning their first was more noticable because of their heated rivalry with Crash and Coco. Red/Red's mom, Oxide/Dingodile, and Hanzo/Ashe also claimed their fourth, fifth, and fourth, respectively.

Bad Blood Rivalries Era:

Events: 118-150

First winners: Crash and Coco

Last winners: Crash and Coco

First runner-ups: Ryuko and Satsuki

Last runner-ups: Tawna and Pinstripe

Info: This era had lived up to its name. Rivalries were all over the place, especially the aftermath of Event 130, with it being very controversial. At Event 118, Crash and Coco had went through a sluggish, grueling, and competitive match against their opponents, especially Ryuko and Satsuki, the runner-ups. Shortly after the event, Ragyo had promised everybody that she'd avenge her daughters in Event 119, causing Crash and Coco, and their other opponents, to suffer a nasty and humiliating defeat from Ragyo and Nui. The worst part was Crash and Coco being heavy favorites and Ragyo and Nui being heavy underdogs, more humiliation.

Red and Red's mom had won three more events, but they lacked rivals. They had beaten their #1 fans, Joni, Leslie, Millis, and Merilyn, with the latter four not mind their defeat. Yuli and Bayonetta vs. Pit and Jeanne was very fierce, with Yuli and Bayonetta being their winners and Pit and Jeanne being the runner-ups in Event 123. Donkey Kong/Diddy Kong and Spyro/Elora had won their second titles, and Oxide/Dingodile had gotten their sixth title, but their friendly rivals, Crash and Coco had congratulated them. In three straight events, 125,126, and 127, Crash and Coco had suffered runner-up finishes thanks to Mia/Rei (Kill La Kill), Yuli/Bayonetta, and Ryuko/Satsuki, their serious rivals.

After getting a couple of runner-up finishes, Mako and Nonon had finally won the big one at Event 130, but during and after that event, controversy was in the air, and the ones involved had suffered fines. Despite Tracer and Mei giving mild to harsh fines to the ones involved, they hadn't gotten backlash from it; Tracer and Mei didn't want to end up like Jak, Keira, and Rayn, the three ironically involved, from the Jak X days. However, a lot had constantly blamed Yuli, Rei (Kill La Kill), Ryuko, Bayonetta, Ragyo, Mia, Nui, and Satsuki.

After Rowen/Hilda and Fran/Penelo had won their first event, a rivalry had gotten bigger and more serious. Mai and Videl were victorious in Events 133 and 135, but Gohan and Pan had won Events 134 and 136, with each opposing pair being runner-ups in the same events. Between that stretch, Videl had constantly reminded Gohan that Mai was still better in bed than him, even during a rivalry interview.

Events 137, 138, 139, and 140 was sweet justice for Crash and Coco. They had made eight of their heated rivals runner-ups while winning the events; Mia and Rei (Kill La Kill) were runner-ups from Event 137, Ragyo and Nui from Event 138, Ryuko and Satsuki from Event 139, and Yuli and Bayonetta from Event 140. And to make it more better, Crash and Coco had succeed a four-peat. Selene and Plumeria were new, and they had gotten six victories, but despite all of that, they didn't have a rivalry moment with another duo.

Peach and Daisy vs. Peachette and Pauline was less of a rivalry during the Strong Birth Era, but shortly before Event 143, Peach and Daisy had said, "Those Richmond Spiders won't have another magical underdog moment! We will cream those bitches!", and because Peach and Daisy had called them bitches, Peachette and Pauline had verbally called them "The Chicago Cubs/Toronto Maple Leafs/Sacramento Kings/Arizona Cardinals of Super Mario Kart." because those professional franchises had suffered long championship droughts, but in the Chicago Cubs' case, they had snapped their 108-year drought. What Peachette and Pauline really meant was that Peach and Daisy were currently suffering a 132-event drought, the second longest; Event 11 was the last time Peach and Daisy had won a title.

Those remarks had intensifed the rivalry. During break, Peachette and Pauline fought Peach and Daisy, but Mario, Luigi, Crash, Coco and other participants had quickly ended the fight, not wanting this event to be the same as Event 130. Peach and Daisy had gotten the last laugh, winning their second title and ending their long drought. Right now, Vinegar and Twitch currently had the longest drought, but the two had went on a haitus after Event 95.

Pit and Jeanne claimed Event 146, with Yuli and Bayonetta being runner-ups. After Event 146's Rainbow Road, Yuli and Bayonetta had run away in tears, but Ragyo, Mia, Rei (Kill La Kill), Satsuki, Nui, and Ryuko had comforted them. Crash and Coco had constantly tweeted about Bayonetta and Yuli crying like little babies, getting loads of likes. Waluigi and Wario returning to Event 147 and winning it was huge, especially against Mario and Luigi, the runner-ups. And finally, Crash and Coco had steam-rolled the final event, with them joining the 96 point club. As a bonus, their memorable dominance had made Tawna cry.

Sixth Hall of Fame ceremony/Several weeks after Event 150...

Sixteeth inductee: Hanzo and Ashe. Inducted by: Genji and B.O.B. Recognized accolades: Four-time Super Mario Kart winners.

Seventeeth inductee: Mai and Videl. Inducted by: Gohan and Pan. Recognized accolades: Four-time Super Mario Kart winners.

Eighteenth inductee: Selene and Plumeria. Inducted by: Moon's mom (Pokemon) and Guzma (Pokemon). Recognized accolades: Six-time Super Mario Kart winners.

Nineteenth inductee: Jak and Keira. Inducted by: Rayn and Ashelin. Recognized accolades: Two-time Super Mario Kart winners. Original creators of Jak X.

Twentieth inductee: Crash and Coco. Inducted by: Crunch and Aku-Aku. Recognized accolades: Six more Super Mario Kart titles, having a total of twelve. Declared as the best Super Mario Kart duo of all time.

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The 100th event/Empty Mario Kart Stadium...

The 100th event! This was supposed to be a special event for a lot of Super Mario Kart fans, but thanks to three duos of the Triple Crossover Dynasty participating in the same event, it wasn't, due to them being guarantee locks for the big prize. Speaking of them, Lady Kayura, Hilbert, Rei (Sailor Moon), Usagi, Minako, and Linda were interacting with Setsuna, Haruka, Ami, Michiru, Hotaru, and Makoto, other members of the Triple Crossover Dynasty. All twelve had dominated their own era, winning nineteen first place prizes. Event 100 was their last one, so if one of the three duos would end up winning this event, then the other two duos losing wouldn't matter. After Event 100, win or somehow lose, all twelve members would retire for good.

Besides them, the other duos were talking to each other, but in Mars/Dawn and Cynthia/Leaf's case, they were arguing with each other. The non-arguing ones were planning on gang-attacking the Triple Crossover Dynasty members during the event, to hopefully slow them down. That attempt had failed during the events where a Triple Crossover Dynasty duo had won, however.

Team #1: Lady Kayura and Rei (Sailor Moon). Vehicle: Bike.

Team #2: Hilbert and Usagi. Vehicle: Bike.

Team #3: Linda and Minako. Vehicle: Bike.

Team #4: Crash and Coco. Vehicle: Bike.

Team #5: Mai and Videl. Vehicle: ATV.

Team #6: Peachette and Pauline. Vehicle: Kart.

Team #7: Mars and Dawn. Vehicle: Kart.

Team #8: Chibiusa and Mamoru. Vehicle: ATV.

Team #9: Gohan and Pan. Vehicle: ATV.

Team #10: Cynthia and Leaf. Vehicle: Kart.

Team #11: Benga and Alder. Vehicle: ATV.

Team #12: Mario and Luigi. Vehicle: Bike.

Team #13: Jak and Keira. Vehicle: Kart.

Projected Final Standings:

1st: Lady Kayura and Rei (Sailor Moon) (99% chance of winning; 2/1 odds)

1st: Hilbert and Usagi (99% chance of winning; 2/1 odds)

1st: Linda and Minako (99% chance of winning; 2/1 odds)

4th: Crash and Coco (30% chance of winning; 80/1 odds)

5th: Chibiusa and Mamoru (26% chance of winning: 150/1 odds)

6th: Mario and Luigi (19% chance of winning; 150/1 odds)

7th: Jak and Keira (11.3% chance of winning; 200/1 odds)

8th: Mai and Videl (9.9% chance of winning; 250/1 odds)

9th: Mars and Dawn (9.1% chance of winning; 250/1 odds)

10th: Peachette and Pauline (8.9% chance of winning; 250/1 odds)

11th: Gohan and Pan (7.6% chance of winning; 300/1 odds)

12th: Benga and Alder (3.6% chance of winning; 300/1 odds)

13th: Cynthia and Leaf (0.3% chance of winning; 350/1 odds)

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A few hours later...

"Event 100 is going to begin in an hour, ladies and gentlemen!" Ash said.

The sold-out Super Mario Kart crowd was so pumped up for this event, due to its number! Besides Ash, there were eight other commentators with him, with nine being the highest number for a commentary team in an event; the other commentators were Bowsette, Cye, Yamcha, Puar, Emily, Widowmaker, Lanette, and Red's mom. The first reason why Red's mom had wanted to commentate Event 100 was because Cynthia and Leaf had previous announced that they were going to participate, and the other reason was because she knew that Cynthia and Leaf were going to be projected as one of the biggest underdogs in sports history, due to Cynthia's long absence and Leaf's inexperience on racing.

"Damn, I can't wait any longer! Cynthia and Leaf will SMASH this event!" Red's mom said.

"I've said this once, but I'll say it again. I hope either Crash and Coco, Peachette and Pauline, or a huge underdog duo will put a huge dagger towards the Triple Crossover Dynasty! They can't win their last event!" Yamcha said.

"It doesn't bloody matter who wins Event 100 as long as it ain't them!" Emily said.

"Je suis d'accord (I concur)," Widowmaker said.

"Hopefully, Event 100 is really the last event that I force myself into rooting for frickin' Super Mario Bros. character, but besides them, my picks are Mai and Videl! They'll get the special prize!" Bowsette said.

"As long as Gohan and Pan focus on them, they won't win Event 100!" Ash said.

"Man, Event 87 was a complete disaster," Lanette said.

"What bloody happened at Event 87 again?" Emily asked.

"Linda and Setsuna, Gohan and Pan, and Mai and Videl were the only three duos that had dominated the event. After the fifth course, Linda and Setsuna had the third most points, 50, with Mai and Videl having the first most, 59, and Gohan and Pan having the second most, 56. But in courses six, seven, and eight, both Dragon Ball rivals had fallen apart because one didn't want the other to win, allowing Linda and Setsuna to take advantage of the rivalry!" Lanette replied.

"Ah, that bloody event... What a waste," Emily said.

"A day after that event, Pan had come up to me with an angry look on her face and said that Mai and Videl should've taken one for the team like the rest of their opponents," Yamcha said.

"To be honest, many non-Triple Crossover Dynasty members were overconfident before the start of Event 56. But that's not the only reason why the Triple Crossover Dynasty have nineteen goddamn titles," Cye said.

"Distracted rivalries, like Pan and Gohan vs. Mai and Videl. That's another one," Puar said.

"Don't forget about Linda and Minako INTENTIONALLY backing out on competing Event 92, AFTER Red and I confirmed that we'd participate in it! Friggin' pussies, and not just them! Their boyfriend and girlfriends as well!" Red's mom said.

"We knew you two would win Event 92. But yeah, you and Red winning both Event 35 and Event 40 obviously have something to do with them backing out like cowards!" Bowsette said.

"Event 35 was the same event where you and Red had a 0.5% chance and 300/1 odds of winning, but you two had shocked the sports world," Widowmaker said.

"And Event 40 was one of the few events that Hilbert and Lady Kayura, Triple Crossover Dynasty members, had suffered a runner-up finish thanks to you and Red scoring 96 points!" Puar said.

"Them rememebering Event 35 obviously had them scared! As for Event 40, I think Hilbert and Lady Kayura had scored a total of 88 points, the highest for runner-ups!" Red's mom said.

"Guys, what if all twelve members are chea- Oh, that's right, Tracer and Mei have already told everybody that every vehicle will be looked at before an event thanks to Dawn," Yamcha said.

"Damn, I had just bloody thought about them possibly cheating!" Emily said.

"Not sure if you guys had seen this theory, but someone on Twitter had accused Tracer and Mei of secretly using their powers, altering the vehicles for the Triple Crossover Dynasty!" Puar said.

"J'appille des conneries sur cette theorie (I call bullshit on that theory)," Widowmaker said.

"It is, dear. Lena and Mei don't want Super Mario Kart to turn into Jak X," Emily said.

"That theory is nonsense. Hell, there are strong rumors of Crash and Coco becoming the first ever inductees of the Hall of Fame, which will likely happen," Ash said.

"I like them, too, but the only reason why they're gonna be the first inductees is because of their huge popularity," Bowsette said.

"Yeah, they're way popular compared to Linda, Lady Kayura, Hilbert, and the Sailor Scouts, but Rosalina will become the first. But anyway, if Chibiusa and Mamoru, my picks, win this one, it'll be over-the-top chaotic," Cye said.

"Remember, Chibiusa and Mamoru had a rare three-peat. They were going to go for a four-peat, but Hilbert and Ami had intentionally entered Event 83 and ruined their chances of accomplishing it. A big payback will help them feel a lot better!" Yamcha said.

"I might be in the minority, but Benga and Alder are my sleeper picks!" Puar said.

"No offense to Chibiusa, but her jungle-boy looking boyfriend and her grandfather-in-law are just... there. Outside of having three bloody runner-up finishes in a row, they aren't noticable compared to the other non-Triple Crossover Dynasty competitors. Gohan and Pan are popular Dragon Ball characters with a title, Mario and Luigi are childhood icons, Peachette and Pauline are known to be Giant Killers, Jak and Keira are the original owners of Jak X, Mai and Videl have won two titles in a row, Cynthia and Leaf are the biggest underdogs right now, Mars and Dawn have also won a title, Chibiusa and Mamoru have five titles, and Crash and Coco have a load of racing history," Emily said.

"You're right, Emily, but I don't think they're going to win Event 100. They might win a future event. Anyway, screw it. Mars and Dawn all the way!" Ash said.

"I'm not gonna blast ya for pickin' Pokemon characters, but Mars and Dawn are odd picks!" Emily said.

"Definitely. Minus Event 86, they had tried waaaaaaayyyyy too hard to win. They'll finish dead last," Cye said.

"They're obviously not Pokemon characters, but I'll go with Peachette and Pauline. I can sense their Giant Killer magic here!" Lanette said.

"Either Jak and Keira or Mario and Luigi," Widowmaker said.

"Guys, what if Yuli and Bayonetta had become the first ones to beat a Triple Crossover Dynasty duo?" Ash asked.

"No, bloody hell no!" Emily replied.

"Oh, God no. If that ever happened, Yuli would shove that victory down people's throats," Widowmaker replied.

"The little bastard stain would be like, "I did it for my girls! I did it for my children!", and we'd have to live with it for the rest of our lives!" Bowsette replied.

"That sounds as bad as a Yuli, Kill La Kill Rei, Bayonetta, Ragyo, Satsuki, Mia, Nui, and Ryuko dynasty!" Lanette replied.

""Ragyo" and "dynasty" mixed together? A lot would refer it as the "Creepy Era!"" Puar replied.

"Nah, I can't take it!" Cye replied.

"A Bandicoot Era makes a lot more sense," Yamcha replied.

"I won't accept it," Red's mom replied.

"We've heard you guys talking trash against us from start to finish!" Lady Kayura said as she distracted Ash, Lanette, Emily, Widowmaker, Yamcha, Puar, Cye, Bowsette, and Red's mom, having Hotaru, Linda, Minako, Ami, Rei (Sailor Moon), Setsuna, Haruka, Makoto, Hilbert, Michiru, and Usagi by her side.

"But according to many Twitter users, you guys have been trash-talking against us since Event 75, especially you, Yamcha, Emily, Amelie, and Red's mom!" Haruka said.

"So, what if we've been doing it for a bloody while!? We're bloody sick of you boring losers dominating Super Mario Kart!" Emily said.

"Thank God Event 100's the last one for you all! Do us all a favor and lose your last event!" Yamcha said.

"We won't, just watch! Also, it's extra hilarious that all of you haven't picked us, very predictable and easy picks, to win!" Linda said.

"Yeah! I mean, why pick the other duos!? Crash and Coco!? Major choke artists with five asterick titles and a fluke title! Mai and Videl!? They were gifted two titles because Linda, Hilbert, and Kayura had their first retirement at the time! Jak and Keira!? Infamous business owners with a fluke title! Gohan and Pan!? They only won a title because their overrated rivals were in the same event as them! One hit wonders! Mars and Dawn!? A criminal and a cheater that have no business being here! Also, fluke title! Peachette and Pauline!? Their pathetic "Giant Killer" days were already over! Benga and Alder!? Puh-lease! Chibiusa and Mamoru!? SCREW. THEM. Mario and Luigi!? Overrated as hell! And Cynthia and Leaf!? HA! How pathetic!" Hotaru said.

"That's the truth and nothing but the truth, assholes! Oh, and Linda and I haven't "backed out" of Event 92, Red's mom! We had skipped that event because we and rest of the gang had wanted to do other things!" Minako said.

"That's a damn lie!" Red's mom said.

"Look, just leave, alright? This commentary section is currently for the cool characters only," Ash said.

"Big mouth you have there, "legendary" commentator! Let's go, all!" Usagi said, then she and her whole posse left, with Hilbert grabbing Lady Kayura and Linda's nice asses.

End of Chapter 56

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An hour later...

Three... two... one... GO! Crash and Coco with the lead! Almost every portion of the crowd went extremely insane because of that. Crash and Coco collected a Banana item, but several seconds later, Mars and Dawn jumped to first place thanks to their Bullet Bill item. Leaf launched her Red Shell towards Lady Kayura and Rei (Sailor Moon) as Luigi abused a Golden Mushroom. The other duos drove past Lady Kayura and Rei (Sailor Moon) as Mai wasted one of her and Videl's Triple Mushrooms.

"We still have a shit ton of racing left, all, but Kayura and Rei (Sailor Moon) are in dead last!" Red's mom said as Crash and Coco dodged Mars' incoming Bob-omb.

"They're in last, yes, but they'll catch up!" Michiru said as she, Hotaru, Setsuna, Ami, Makoto, and Haruka made another appearance.

"I thought I told yo- "Oh, F it, you guys can stay and commentate with us, but your pals won't get that big prize!" Ash said as Pan suddenly shrunk her opponents little with the Lightning item.

"They will, bonehead!" Michiru yelled as Gohan and Pan ran over Mario/Luigi, Crash/Coco, and Mars/Dawn.

"Well, will ya look at that, Michiru and Sailor sluts! Gohan and Pan are far ahead of their opponents, including your friends!" Lanette said as Cynthia and Leaf dropped to last place because of Pauline's Piranha Plant item.

"Keep talking shit all you want, losers! We will get the last laugh!" Setsuna said as Benga and Alder went past most of their opponents with a Bullet Bill.

"Wow, nice one from Benga and Alder!" Yamcha said as Chibiusa and Mamoru went fast with the same useful weapon.

"But the father-daughter duo are using the same item, and they're now in the top three!" Puar said.

"Pfft, how pathetic and lame, both duos!" Makoto said as Mario and Luigi unintentionally slipped on one of Hilbert and Usagi's Bananas.

"You're wrong, Makoto!" Red's mom said as Jak punished Crash and Coco with a Flower Boomerang.

"I'm no- Oh, great! Just great!" Makoto said as Luigi smacked Lady Kayura and Rei (Sailor Moon) with a Green Shell.

"Nice, but Mars and Dawn just suffered a hit from a fireball thanks to Keira!" Bowsette said as Gohan and Pan got a taste of Chibiusa's own fireballs.

"Chibiusa and Mamoru are now in first!" Emily said as Benga staggered Jak and Keira with a Red Shell.

"And Benga and Alder are in second!" Widowmaker said as Linda used a Bob-omb against Crash and Coco.

"Our allies just gave those choke artists a big boom! Ahahaha!" Ami said as Linda/Minako, Peachette/Pauline, Hilbert/Usagi, Mai/Videl, and Mario/Luigi went past Crash and Coco.

"But what's this?! Crash just activated a Star item!" Ash said.

"The choke artist still won't get twelve points!" Hotaru said.

"Alder uses a Green Shell backwards instead of forward, and the Green Shell contacts Mars and Dawn! We all know why that happened, all!" Cye said as Crash and Coco drove past a few of their opponents.

"Idiots! That is all!" Haruka said.

"Says you!" Emily said.

"Go back to King's Row, freckle face!" Setsuna said.

"Piss off," Widowmaker said coldly.

The six Sailor Scouts argued more with the commentators as Linda and Minako now reached second place thanks to two Star items. Chibiusa and Mamoru used their own as Jak and Keira hopped to third place. Keira tossed two Green Shells backwards, but each missed Benga and Alder. But after that, Jak hit Linda and Minako with the final Green Shell as Benga used Triple Mushrooms. Linda and Minako dropped to 6th, Benga and Alder went past Jak and Keira, and Chibiusa and Mamoru crossed through the finish line.

"1st for Chibiusa and Mamoru!" Cye said.

"And 2nd for Benga and Alder!" Bowsette said.

"It's okay, you bastards! There's a lot of racing left!" Setsuna said as the other duos went through the finish line.

"6th, 9th, and 12th! Linda and Minako need to be heavily focused on!" Red's mom said.

"Oh, shut up, Red's mom!" Ami said.

"Give us every participants' updated chances of winning, Bowsette!" Cye said.

"Sure, Cye," Bowsette said as she went through her phone as usual.

"Watch, our friends' chances will remain the same!" Hotaru said.

"Damn it, Hotaru's right! Hilbert/Usagi, Linda/Minako, and Lady Kayura/Rei (Sailor Moon) STILL have a 99.9% chance!" Bowsette said.

"Told ya so!" Hotaru sang.

"Ah, quiet, shorty," Red's mom said.

"What about Cynthia and Leaf?" Widowmaker asked.

"0%," Bowsette replied.

"Yeah, they looked awful. But Leaf will learn from her mistakes in the next race!" Red's mom said.

"Give it up, Red's mom, they ain't winning Event 100!" Makoto said.

"Yeah, just because you and Red have won Event 35 doesn't mean they'll shock everybody!" Haruka said.

"That's right, keep doubting them like cocky bitches!" Red's mom said. "Give us the others, Bowsette!"

"Crash and Coco and Chibiusa and Mamoru: 27.7%. Benga and Alder: 4%. Peachette and Pauline: 7.1%. Mai and Videl: 6.3%. Gohan and Pan: 5%. Jak and Keira: 15.6%. Mario and Luigi: 16.2%. And Mars and Dawn: 8%!" Bowsette said.

"Ha, that's nothing! The Triple Crossover Dynasty will win our last Event 100%!" Michiru said.

"We'll see!" Ash said.

Finish:

1st: Chibiusa and Mamoru

2nd: Benga and Alder

3rd: Jak and Keira

4th: Mars and Dawn

5th: Gohan and Pan

6th: Linda and Minako

7th: Peachette and Pauline

8th: Crash and Coco

9th: Hilbert and Usagi

10th: Mai and Videl

11th: Mario and Luigi

12th: Lady Kayura and Rei (Sailor Moon)

13th: Cynthia and Leaf

Total points:

12: Chibiusa and Mamoru

11: Benga and Alder

10: Jak and Keira

9: Mars and Dawn

8: Gohan and Pan

7: Linda and Minako

6: Peachette and Pauline

5: Crash and Coco

4: Hilbert and Usagi

3: Mai and Videl

2: Mario and Luigi

1: Lady Kayura and Rei (Sailor Moon)

0: Cynthia and Leaf

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Coco Park...

Coco Park was an amazing Crash Team Racing track. The atmosphere was beautiful, the Coco statues were amazing, everything around this track was perfect. After Event 55, there were strong rumors of Tracer and Mei planning on adding courses from Jak X, Crash Team Racing, and Diddy Kong Racing, and they had eventually added those courses; Coco Park was arguably the most popular non-Super Mario Kart course ever. However, the weapons from those discontinued universes, especially the ones from Jak X, weren't allowed.

Three... two... one... GO! Crash and Coco with the lead!

""Home advantage", my ass! Those pathetic choke artists won't gain twelve points on their own damn turf!" Makoto said.

"Coco Park is the worst course ever!" Setsuna said as Crash and Coco collected a Banana item.

"The second-worse is Crash Cove!" Hotaru said as Mario/Luigi, Cynthia/Leaf, Gohan/Pan, and Mai/Videl got their items.

"Uncreative, lame, lack of atmosphere, boring, and shit!" Haruka said as Mai and Videl increased their chances of winning with a Star item.

"Those courses are awesome, damnit!" Red's mom shouted as Mars/Dawn, Jak/Keira, and Linda/Minako fell victim to Gohan and Pan's Triple Bananas.

"That ain't a fact, Red's mom!" Michiru said as Mario stole Cynthia and Leaf's Bullet Bill.

"Well, well, well, Red's mom! Mario just stole Cynthia and Leaf's Bullet Bill, and they're using it! Next time, think twice before choosing a good duo a win an event, idiot!" Ami said as Mai temporary blinded Benga and Alder with a Blooper item.

"Y'know, Ami, every damn time I hear your voice, you remind me of an annoying, unattractive, unwinnable, sterotypical nerd who would get their ass kicked on a daily basis! It's a shame that you're not wearing your ugly glasses because if you did, you'd get roasted more!" Red's mom said as Hilbert turned his opponents little with the Lightning item.

"Unattractive and unwinnable?! Bitch, please, I have more than 3,500 Rule34 fanart compared to you, and I have 27 Super Mario Kart titles!" Ami countered as Hilbert and Usagi got to first place.

"You're right about the number of Rule34 fanart you have, even though the artists that have drawn you have bad taste, but 27 Super Mario Kart titles!? You have two actual titles!" Red's mom countered as Rei (Sailor Moon) blasted Peachette/Pauline, Jak/Keira, and Mario/Luigi with the Super Horn.

"Our Rei (Sailor Moon) just did an amazing triple attack!" Hotaru said.

"And they're still not in the top three!" Ash said.

"Oh, they'll get up there!" Ami said as Mario and Luigi swiftly recovered with a Golden Mushroom.

Mai and Videl advanced to second place with a Bullet Bill! But Lady Kayura and Rei (Sailor Moon) ultimitely got ahead of them as Mario and Luigi creeped up to fifth place. Lady Kayura and Hilbert romantically blew kisses towards each other as Luigi shocked Linda and Minako with his famous death stare. A second later, Mario gave Linda and Minako the double finger, shocking them even more.

"Those bastards!" Setsuna screamed, very offended. Michiru, Haruka, Ami, Makoto, and Hotaru were very offended, too.

"Bloody awesome moment!" Emily said with joy.

"Go, Mario and Luigi!" Yamcha cheered hard as Mai and Videl yelled at Lady Kayura and Hilbert for being lovey-dovey.

Rei (Sailor Moon) responded to the Maidel combo as she launched a Red Shell towards them. Mai and Videl dodged the weapon as Mario scorched Linda and Minako with one fireball. The top two duos grabbed useful speed items before using them, moving very far away from Mai and Videl. They eventually got through the finish line as Linda and Minako hopped back to fifth place.

"1st and 2nd, losers!" Michiru said.

"Whatever, bitch!" Red's mom said.

"16 points for Hilbert and Usagi and 15 points for Linda and Minako. Damn," Widowmaker said as the other duos got their points.

"Not bad!" Haruka said.

"Shit, Chibi-slut and Mamo-loser has 17 points, the most! But no worries! They'll collapse!" Makoto said.

"At least the competition's very tight from now!" Cye said.

"Except for Cynthia and Leaf, unfortunately..." Yamcha said.

"Cynthia is having Event 35 flashbacks!" Haruka sang.

"Your singing sucks!" Bowsette sang.

"I'm not saying that she and Leaf will win, but Cynthia will snap that dreadful skid and play spoiler!" Puar said.

"Mars and Dawn are tied with the third-most points, but Cynthia and Leaf will likely target them, too, I'm afraid!" Lanette said.

Finish:

1st: Hilbert and Usagi

2nd: Lady Kayura and Rei (Sailor Moon)

3rd: Mai and Videl

4th: Mario and Luigi

5th: Linda and Minako

6th: Peachette and Pauline

7th: Mars and Dawn

8th: Chibiusa and Mamoru

9th: Jak and Keira

10th: Crash and Coco

11th: Gohan and Pan

12th: Benga and Alder

13th: Cynthia and Leaf

Total points:

17: Chibiusa and Mamoru

16: Hilbert and Usagi

15: Linda and Minako

15: Mars and Dawn

14: Jak and Keira

13: Mai and Videl

13: Peachette and Pauline

12: Lady Kayura and Rei (Sailor Moon)

12: Benga and Alder

11: Mario and Luigi

10: Gohan and Pan

8: Crash and Coco

0: Cynthia and Leaf

End of Chapter 58

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Canyon Run...

Canyon Run was one of the most popular Jak X tracks ever; during the Jak X days, Canyon Run was featured in almost every event. Unironically, every time Jak and Keira had raced in this track, they'd either finish 11th, 12th, or 13th. But interestingly enough, Rayn and Ashelin had always finished 1st, 2nd, or 3rd.

Three... two... one... GO! Mario and Luigi in first place and Crash and Coco in second! The two duos then collected their items, a Star and a Golden Mushroom, respectively. Lady Kayura and Rei (Sailor Moon), however, quickly put themselves in first place thanks to their collected Bullet Bill as Dawn successfully slowed down, Cynthia/Leaf, Linda/Minako, Hilbert/Usagi, Peachette/Pauline, Gohan/Pan, and Chibiusa/Mamoru, a lot, with her fireballs.

"Damn, what an amazing moment by Dawn!" Ash said as Jak and Keira jumped into fifth place.

"Us Sailor Scouts aren't impressed!" Michiru sang as Peachette and Pauline recovered fast by using Triple Mushrooms.

"Because Linda, Minako, Usagi, and your bloody boyfriend got attacked, right?" Emily asked as Benga stunned Jak and Keira with a Spiny Shell.

"Righ- Ermmm, I mean, we do not love Hilbert!" Michiru replied as Mario blinded Lady Kayura and Rei (Sailor Moon) a bit with a Blooper.

"Don't forgot that Michiru and I are 100% lesbians!" Haruka said as Mario/Luigi and Crash/Coco jumped to first and second place, respectively.

"Bullshit! It's pretty clear that you two are bisexual!" Puar, who had always sweared less compared to the other commentators, said as Cynthia and Leaf collapsed to last place thanks to Keira's Red Shell.

"If you two are full-flesh lesbians, then why are you two always hanging around with Hilbert after that controversial announcement? Why are so many people constantly tweeting about it since then?" Yamcha asked. "Explain that."

"We're just Hilbert's friends, Yamcha! A male has every right to hang around with his lesbian friends!" Haruka replied as Pan shrunk her opponents.

"Yeah, and besides, we and that loser, Mamoru, used to hang around a lot! It's the same thing!" Michiru said as Gohan and Pan went ahead of Benga and Alder.

"Oh, so much denial, you two," Bowsette said, cleaning her nails as usual.

"I'm not much of a Twitter fanatic compared to others, but if I remember correctly, Michiru had tweeted, "Hilbert's the best Super Mario Kart male racer of all time!", with emoji hearts at the end of her sentence, and Haruka had tweeted, "Hilbert's cute when he wins!", also with emoji hearts, right after Event 97!" Lanette reminded.

"Their pitiful and upcoming excuses. I can feel it," Widowmaker said.

"They're blushing, though!" Cye said.

"Whatever!" Michiru and Haruka shouted in unison.

"Don't listen to those losers, guys!" Ami said.

"Ami's right! The twitter posts are just a part of strong friendship, that's all!" Makoto said.

A single mushroom put Gohan and Pan to first place, but seven seconds later, Lady Kayura and Rei (Sailor Moon) put the Dragon Ball characters to second place as Mai and Videl attacked both Mario/Luigi and Crash/Coco with a Bullet Bill. Then, Mai assaulted her heated rivals with the devastating Spiny Shell.

"Mai and Videl vs. Gohan and Pan is the lamest rivalry ever!" Hotaru said as Peachette and Pauline drove past Mario/Luigi and Crash/Coco.

"Very true!" Setsuna said as Mai barely avoided Rei's (Sailor Moon) Green Shell.

"Oh, quiet, dorks!" Red's mom said.

Two Star items for Mario and Luigi! But two Bob-omb items for Crash and Coco. The brothers return to first place as Crash hurled both Bob-ombs towards Gohan and Pan; only one landed on the latter two. Lady Kayura and Rei (Sailor Moon) quickly claimed their first place spot as they grabbed a Lightning item, but Mario stole the Lightning item in a timely manner! Zap!

"Hella awesome!" I repeat, hella awesome!" Ash screamed.

A bit later, Mario and Luigi earned the highest points, but tied with the first most overall.

"That's 23 points for the Super Mario Brothers! They might or might not secure the most points depending on the others' finish!" Ash said.

"Kayura and Rei (Sailor Moon) will also have 23 points, but they'll own the tiebreaker! Watch!" Haruka said.

"They've crossed through the finish line, and they indeed own the tiebreaker! Haha!" Setsuna said.

"Crash and Coco have 18 points!" Ami said.

"And 19 for Gohan and Pan! Worthless losers!" Hotaru said.

"Yes, yes, yes! Hilbert and Usagi have the third-most!" Michiru said.

"Had Mai and Videl performed a bit better, they'd be above those obvious lovers!" Red's mom said.

"One, Hilbert and Usagi aren't lovers, and second, YOUR PICKS STILL SUCK ASS!" Makoto said.

"I'm sure you and the other Sailor sluts love to suck on Hilbert's you-know-what all day long, slut!" Red's mom said.

"Damn, burn!" Yamcha said as his other commentary partners got excited over Red's mom's comment.

"God, I hate you idiots, especially you, Red's mom!" Makoto yelled, with Hotaru, Setsuna, Michiru, Haruka, and Ami already being angry.

Finish:

1st: Mario and Luigi

2nd: Lady Kayura and Rei (Sailor Moon)

3rd: Crash and Coco

4th: Gohan and Pan

5th: Mai and Videl

6th: Peachette and Pauline

7th: Benga and Alder

8th: Hilbert and Usagi

9th: Mars and Dawn

10th: Chibiusa and Mamoru

11th: Linda and Minako

12th: Jak and Keira

13th: Cynthia and Leaf

Total points:

23: Lady Kayura and Rei (Sailor Moon)

23: Mario and Luigi

21: Hilbert and Usagi

21: Mai and Videl

20: Chibiusa and Mamoru

20: Peachette and Pauline

19: Mars and Dawn

19: Gohan and Pan

18: Crash and Coco

18: Benga and Alder

17: Linda and Minako

15: Jak and Keira

0: Cynthia and Leaf

End of Chapter 59

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Frosty Village...

Frosty Village was an original Diddy Kong Racing track. Compared to Coco Park and Canyon Run it wasn't mega popular, but its overall reception was well-received. Ever since Frosty Village, and other original Diddy Kong Racing tracks, had arrived in the Super Mario Kart universe, Jak and Keira had always won first or second place, most notably in Event 75, where they had earned eleven points in Frosty Village, the seventh track; after Frosty Village and before Rainbow Road, Mario and Luigi had eighty-four points, while Jak and Keira had seventy-seven points, allowing the latter two to still contend for the big prize. But at that event's Rainbow Road, Jak and Keira had collapsed and choked very hard, with them earning zero points and Mario and Luigi earning their eighth straight twelve points.

Three... two... one... GO! Jak and Keira took over first place as predicted! Next, Jak and Keira claimed a Lightning item before zapping the opposing competitors. Benga/Alder, Mai/Videl, Cynthia/Leaf, and Linda/Minako got their items, but Jak and Keira remained far away from their opponents.

"History repeats itself, ladies and gentlemen! Jak and Keira will get 12 points 100%!" Ash said.

"Don't forget that the next course is also a Diddy Kong Racing course!" Lanette reminded.

"Jak and Keira just grabbed an item! What's the it- A BULLET BILL! A BLOODY BULLET BILL! A BLOODY BULLET BILL!" Emily said.

"Cynthia and Leaf go off with their own Bullet Bill!" Red's mom said as Linda stole Benga and Alder's Triple Green Shells.

"If Jak and Keira get 12 points, which they will 100%, they'll have a total of 27 points!" Puar said as Minako pulverized Gohan/Pan, Mars/Dawn, and Mario/Luigi with the stolen items.

"And if they also get 12 points in the next track, they'll get 39 points!" Yamcha said as Mai failed to slip Linda and Minako with the Banana item.

"Those former and bad business owners will still choke at the end!" Ami said.

"Goddamn, Jak and Keira are HOT right now!" Bowsette said.

"There's still enough racing left, yes, but are Jak and Keira our saviors? Hopefully," Widowmaker said.

"Minus Ami, you Sailor bitches haven't said anything yet!" Cye said. "Mad because Jak and Keira are givin' ya a scare right now?"

"Those two lame Jak characters can have their back to back 12 points, but don't forget that either Hilbert/Usagi, Kayura/Rei (Sailor Moon), and Linda/Minako can earn 11 points!" Setsuna said.

"Man, if there were six Diddy Kong Racing courses in this event, Jak and Keira would be clear favorites!" Lanette said.

"Oh, that's right, we've seen Jak and Keira scored 11 in the DKR courses before! Please let that happen twice!" Makoto said.

"They won't!" Yamcha said.

"They will!" Hotaru said.

"Wow, Leaf and Cynthia are still in second place so far!" Red's mom said.

"Whack!" Nice surprise attack by our Linda!" Setsuna said as Linda surprise attacked Cynthia and Leaf with a Red Shell.

"Cynthia and Leaf are about to drop to last place where they belong, Red's mom!" Haruka said as Crash/Coco and Gohan/Pan went ahead of Leaf and Cynthia.

"The place they truly belong is the trash because they smell like ass, and they suck ass!" Makoto said.

"Wow, Makoto, that's the second time you've said "Suck ass."! Calm down, the sports world don't want hear your secret sexual activity towards Hilbert!" Red's mom said.

"I DON"T LOVE HILBERT!" Makoto screamed as she shook her fists.

"Yes, you do!" Bowsette said. "By the way, slut, many Twitter users are currently roasting you, the other Sailor Sluts, Hilbert, Kayura, and Linda!"

"The hell with all of them!" Makoto said.

"The idiots that constantly bash the twelve of us are obviously jealous of our AMAZING success!" Michiru said.

As easily predicted, Jak and Keira got twelve points.

"Linda and Minako barely claim second place, and... they own the tiebreaker for first place!" Hotaru said.

"Yeah! The Triple Crossover Dynasty rule!" Michiru said.

"Cynthia and Leaf FINALLY earn some points!" Red's mom said.

"It's about bloody time!" Emily said.

"It's not enough, but they ain't mathematically eliminated yet!" Ash said.

"They're already done, idiot!" Haruka said.

"Oh, friggin' shut your mouth, Haruka," Lanette said.

Finish:

1st: Jak and Keira

2nd: Linda and Minako

3rd: Crash and Coco

4th: Gohan and Pan

5th: Cynthia and Leaf

6th: Benga and Alder

7th: Peachette and Pauline

8th: Mai and Videl

9th: Chibiusa and Mamoru

10th: Mars and Dawn

11th: Hilbert and Usagi

12th: Lady Kayura and Rei (Sailor Moon)

13th: Mario and Luigi

Total points:

28: Linda and Minako

28: Crash and Coco

28: Gohan and Pan

27: Jak and Keira

26: Mai and Videl

26: Peachette and Pauline

25: Benga and Alder

24: Chibiusa and Mamoru

24: Lady Kayura and Rei (Sailor Moon)

23: Hilbert and Usagi

23: Mario and Luigi

22: Mars and Dawn

8: Cynthia and Leaf

End of Chapter 60

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Mario Kart Stadium/Thirty-minutes later...

"Hello, everybody!" DJ Mary sang as she appeared at the right time. "Tight competition, am I right? Anyway, I'll start off with you two, Crash and Coco! You two are tied wit-"

"Hey, bitch, you're supposed to interview the twelve of us first! Our participarts are auto-locks for the big prize!" Haruka rudely cut DJ Mary off.

"Yeah!" Hilbert, Rei (Sailor Moon), Usagi, Ami, Michiru, Lady Kayura, Minako, Hotaru, Setsuna, Makoto, and Linda strongly agreed with Haruka as the majority of the crowd, including Sonia, Nessa, Wario, Waluigi, Peach, Daisy, Donkey Kong, Diddy Kong, Brendan, Farore, Din, Nayru, Veran, and many former and current Super Mario Kart racers, booed the shit out of them. The massive hate towards the Triple Crossover Dynasty had all started when Linda and Minako had intentionally backed out of Event 92, due to the twelve obviously fearing Red and Red's mom pulling a possible upset, and before Event 96, they had added more fuel to the fire after mocking and blasting Crash and Coco. Even Rosalina had started despising them.

"Ooops, I've just changed my mind! You assholes aren't being interviewed!" DJ Mary said, then she received massive cheers from the crowd.

"That's okay! The Triple Crossover Dynasty will get the last laugh!" Hilbert said.

"Anyway, Crash and Coco! You two are tied with the most points entering break!" DJ Mary finished her earlier sentence. "How do you guys feel?"

"We feel confident, thanks for asking! But seriously, though, we feel very confident! In the next four courses, all we have to do is shut down the Triple Crossover Dynasty as much as possible, and the big one is ours!" Coco replied as Crash nodded very fast.

"I love those kind of words, Coco! Gohan and Pan, the father-daughter combo!" DJ Mary said, then she focused on Gohan and Pan. "You two are also tied with the most points, but the second half of Event 100 will obviously become more grueling and challenging! What's your key strategy to win it all?"

"Number one, use S-Tier and A-Tier items at the right moment!" Gohan replied.

"And number two, don't let original rivals distract you too much! We had made that mistake before. But we won't do it again!" Pan replied.

"My, oh, my, I love those kind of key strategies!" DJ Mary said before glancing at Jak and Keira. "And Jak and Keira! You guys have the second-most points! You guys are very lucky to have a favorable course next, but after that, what do you guys need to do to snap an 88-event drought?"

"We'll just have to rely on more luck!" Jak replied.

"It's been luck or bust since our last title, especially in the Triple Crossover Dynasty era, arguably the most depressing and grueling era we've ever raced in! That era will end after Event 100, thank God, but for now, we'll have to see if luck can help us or not!" Keira replied.

"Well, luck is a reliable word, but good luck out there, you two! Good luck to the rest of ya non-Triple Crossover Dynasty participants!" DJ Mary said.

Updated Projected Final Standings:

1st: Lady Kayura and Rei (Sailor Moon) (99.9% chance of winning)

1st: Hilbert and Usagi (99.9% chance of winning)

1st: Linda and Minako (99.9% chance of winning)

4th: Crash and Coco (40.1% chance of winning)

5th: Chibiusa and Mamoru (32% chance of winning)

6th: Mario and Luigi (27.9% chance of winning)

7th: Mai and Videl (20% chance of winning)

8th: Gohan and Pan (20% chance of winning)

9th: Jak and Keira (12% chance of winning)

10th: Peachette and Pauline (9% chance of winning)

11th: Benga and Alder (7.7% chance of winning)

12th: Mars and Dawn (5% chance of winning)

13th: Cynthia and Leaf (0.0% chance of winning)

End of Chapter 61

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Haunted Woods...

One of the scariest courses to ever exist. It was so scary, some former Diddy Kong Racing participants to wanted Diddy Kong to permanently remove it during the Diddy Kong Racing days; Crash and Coco were one of the few former Diddy Kong Racing participants to enjoy it. Other than that, it was, like other Diddy Kong Racing courses, home advantage for Jak and Keira, although the two weren't a fan of the course's design.

Three... two... one... START! No one leaped ahead of Jak and Keira, but Cynthia and Leaf got close to them. Jak and Keira claimed a Star item, but Leaf stole it afterwards! Leaf used it before running over Jak and Keira.

"Amazing, Leaf! Crowd loves it!" Red's mom said as Hilbert overused the Crazy Eight item.

"That was not expected! But Jak and Keira should quickly bounce back!" Bowsette said as Mars and Dawn blazed wtih the useful Bullet Bill.

Each of Chibiusa's Red Shells missed Lady Kayura/Rei (Sailor Moon) and Linda/Minako, causing her to get very, very mad. Ami, Makoto, Setsuna, Hotaru, Haruka, and Michiru had teased and taunted Chibiusa, and Mamoru, because of that. Anyway, Mars and Dawn got behind Cynthia and Leaf.

"Lay low, bitches! We're winning this event!" Mars yelled as Coco victimized Gohan and Pan with a Spiny Shell.

"NEVER!" Cynthia yelled back as Mario slowed down Lady Kayura/Rei (Sailor Moon), Chibiusa/Mamoru, and Linda/Minako with plenty of fireballs.

Jak and Keira suddenly climbed back to first place, after crushing Cynthia/Leaf and Mars/Dawn with the Star item. Then, Hilbert avenged Lady Kayura, Rei (Sailor Moon), Linda, and Minako as he slapped both Mario and Luigi with a Flower Boomerang.

"Thank you, Hilbee!" Ami said as Peachette and Pauline climbed out of last place with just one Mushroom item.

"Ummm, "Hilbee"?" Ash said as he, Bowsette, Widowmaker, Cye, Emily, Yamcha, Puar, Lanette, and Red's mom gave Ami strange looks.

"It's a strong friendship name!" Ami said.

"More like a lovey-dovey name!" Lanette teased.

"GO TO HELL!" the blushing Ami hollered as she gave Lanette the double-finger.

"BOOM! Those lovers just went boom!" Cye said as Alder blew up Hilbert and Usagi with a Bob-omb.

"You lame commentators suck at making jokes!" Setsuna said.

Now temporary invincible with the Star item, Benga and Alder harmed Mars and Dawn but failed to do the same thing to Cynthia and Leaf. Despite this, Jak and Keira were still far from them. Lady Kayura staggered Mars and Dawn with a Green Shell, then Usagi punished the two with her own Green Shell. Leaf barely targeted Benga and Alder with a Blooper, temporary blinding them.

"Benga and Alder just crashed!" Yamcha said.

"And the biggest underdogs are back in second place!" Puar said.

Lightning attack from Keira! After all victims turned back to normal, Linda and Minako climbed very fast with Golden Mushroom and a Bullet Bill, putting themselves in fourth place, reuniting with Hilbert, Usagi, Lady Kayura, and Rei (Sailor Moon). Lady Kayura attacked Benga and Alder with a Red Shell, then she, Hilbert, Linda, and the Sailor Scouts confronted the second-place Cynthia and Leaf.

"That's right, guys! Gang up on those loser underdogs!" Hotaru said.

"Cynthia pulls out three Red Shells!" Red's mom said.

"She launches all three, but each bloody miss! Godbloodydamnit!" Emily shouted.

"Damn!" Widowmaker cursed.

"Big and generic underdog mistake!" Makoto sang.

"Those giant underdog losers are about to dr- Shit, another lame Lightning attack from Keira!" Michiru said.

"Phew, close call!" Red's mom said.

"You still think they'd win it all, Red's mom!? I swear, you're the biggest idiot to ever breathe!" Haruka said.

"Go fuc- BULLET BILL! CYNTHIA AND LEAF ARE STORMING AWAY WITH THEIR BULLET BILL!" Red's mom said.

"Lucky them..." Haruka said.

"And Linda and Minako just ate a big nasty Spiny Shell from Benga!" Bowsette said.

Jak and Keira ultimately became the first to get twelve points.

"Oh, boy, us smart Sailor Scouts cannot wait for Jak and Keira to collapse hard!" Hotaru said.

"And we'll laugh at them for failing so hard!" Setsuna said.

"Nineteen total points for Cynthia and Leaf! Still in it!" Red's mom said.

"Oh, will you just give up, Red's mom!? They ain't winnin' it all!" Haruka said.

"Mathematically and tiebreaker wise, if Cynthia and Leaf finish worse than 4th, along with a 1st place victory from Jak and Keira in the next course, it's definitely over for them!" Bowsette said.

"Oh, whatever! They still won't win it all!" Haruka said.

"3rd, 4th, and 6th in current total points! That's not how it's supposed to be, but one of our groups will still win!" Ami said.

"I'm glad it's a very tight event!" Ash said.

"But if it was the other way around, a lot of the Mario Kart Stadium would leave right now!" Lanette said.

"I don't think they'd leave, due to the event's number. But I'm happy they're not disappointed, though!" Red's mom said.

Finish:

1st: Jak and Keira

2nd: Cynthia and Leaf

3rd: Hilbert and Usagi

4th: Benga and Alder

5th: Lady Kayura and Rei (Sailor Moon)

6th: Mario and Luigi

7th: Mars and Dawn

8th: Chibiusa and Mamoru

9th: Peachette and Pauline

10th: Crash and Coco

11th: Linda and Minako

12th: Gohan and Pan

13th: Mai and Videl

Total points:

39: Jak and Keira

34: Benga and Alder

33: Hilbert and Usagi

32: Lady Kayura and Rei (Sailor Moon)

31: Crash and Coco

30: Linda and Minako

30: Mario and Luigi

30: Peachette and Pauline

29: Gohan and Pan

29: Chibiusa and Mamoru

28: Mars and Dawn

26: Mai and Videl

19: Cynthia and Leaf

End of Chapter 62

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Kras City...

Back in the Jak X days, Kras City was the Mario Kart Stadium of Jak X, meaning that it was always the first course. Compared to Mario Kart Stadium, it wasn't amazingly popular, but it's overall reception was positive. Like other Jak X tracks under the Super Mario Kart universe, Jak and Keira had bad luck here, but worse.

Three... two... one... START! Mars and Dawn stole the lead, but Cynthia and Leaf got close to them! A few moments later, Mars and Dawn claimed their item, a Golden Mushroom. But Cynthia and Leaf also got a Golden Mushroom. Mars abused hers, but Leaf abused hers as well as Gohan and Pan blazed away with the amazing Bullet Bill. Mai and Videl went with their Triple Mushrooms as Coco slowed down Benga/Alder, Linda/Minako, and Peachette/Pauline with her Red Shells.

"Yeah, Coco! Hurt those blonde bitches!" Red's mom cheered as Mars/Dawn and Cynthia/Leaf got into a heated argument.

"Piss off, Red's mom!" Ami said.

"Uh-oh, guys! It appears that two rivals are distracted by each other!" Ash said.

"Good! They have zero business at the top, especially Cynthia and Leaf!" Setsuna said as Mai and Videl hopped into first.

"Jak and Keira are currently in dead last! They won't score a point!" Haruka said as Leaf smacked Dawn and Mars with a Green Shell.

"Lightning time, courtesy of Hilbert and Usagi! Yay!" Makoto said.

"They're squashing the hell out of their opponents! That is amazing, people! Amazing!" Michiru said as Usagi ran over Crash/Coco, Mario/Luigi, Gohan/Pan, Chibiusa/Mamou, and Benga/Alder.

"All I have to say is... yawn," Cye said as Mars and Dawn quickly confronted Cynthia and Leaf thanks to a Mushroom.

"You're the boring one, Cye!" Hotaru said.

Mars and Dawn got revenge on Cynthia and Leaf as Mars attacked her rivals with a Spiny Shell. But Usagi and Hilbert, both under the Star item, assaulted Mars and Dawn with a single touch as Jak and Keira bounced back big with a combination of two Bullet Bills.

"Wow, Jak and Keira are trying to break their Jak X course curse with two Bullet Bills!" Puar said as Jak and Keira swiftly reached to third.

"They'll still finish la- USAGI AND HILBERT ARE IN FIRST! THEY'RE IN FRIGGIN' FIRST!" Hotaru said.

"But Jak and Keira are now in second!" Ash said as Jak and Keira went past Cynthia and Leaf.

"They had better bloody finish this course with twelve bloody points!" Emily said.

"Emily, do us a favor and extend your goddamn vocabulary for once!?" Hotaru requested.

"First, admit that you and the bloody Sailor sluts love Hilbert!" Emily said

"We don't!" Hotaru said.

"Obvious lies, you Sailor sluts," Widowmaker said.

"Cynthia and Leaf are speeding up with their Star it- Mars and Dawn shrink their opponents except for their rivals!" Yamcha said.

"Whew, great timing for Cynthia and Leaf!" Lanette said.

"C'mon, Mars and Dawn, hurry up before- Crap, Usagi and Hilbert are back to normal, and they're still in first!" Bowsette said.

"Fluer (Flower) Boomerang!" Widowmaker said as Mars surprised Usagi and Hilbert with a Flower Boomerang.

"Alright!" Bowsette said as Cynthia and Leaf drove past Usagi and Hilbert.

"Wow, Maidel! Way to bomb those lame duos!" Ash said, after Videl fend off Lady Kayura/Rei (Sailor Moon) and Linda/Minako with two Bob-omb items.

"Maidel is one of the WORST nicknames to ever exist!" Ami whined.

"Here comes Gohan and Pan!" Emily said as Gohan and Pan suddenly got behind their main rivals.

"Oh, that little loser!" Michiru cried as Chibiusa gave Usagi, Hilbert, Lady Kayura, Rei (Sailor Moon), Linda, and Minako the middle finger, with Chibiusa and Mamoru driving past their rivals.

"Now, that's badass!" Lanette said.

Mars/Dawn and Cynthia/Leaf resumed their heated words against one another as Jak and Keira suffered another big drop. Jak and Keira ultimately ended up in dead last as Lady Kayura and Rei (Sailor Moon) dropped to twelve thanks to Crash's Spiny Shell. Hilbert/Usagi and Benga/Alder dropped, too, due to Peachette's blazing fireballs. Mars and Dawn eventually won first place, with their rivals winning second.

"F yeah, that's thirty points for Cynthia and Leaf!" Red's mom said.

"That doesn't mean shit, bitch!" Setsuna said.

"Your face looks like shit, slut!" Red's mom said.

"Okay, that's... everybody! Damn, Jak and Keira are still leading the scoreboard!" Cye said.

"Had they scored twelve points instead of none, they'd have a slightly comfortable lead!" Bowsette said.

"0.00% for Cynthia and Leaf!? Is this a joke!?" Ash said, after looking through the updated winning percentage.

"Wow, what a load of crap!" Yamcha said.

"That doesn't make any sense!" Puar said.

"0.00%, after Cynthia and Leaf had recently performed well!? We still have some racing left, yes, but come on!" Red's mom said.

"That means the Triple Crossover Dynasty will take over Rainbow Road, morons!" Makoto said.

"No they won't, Sailor bitch!" Ash said.

Finish:

1st: Mars and Dawn

2nd: Cynthia and Leaf

3rd: Mai and Videl

4th: Gohan and Pan

5th: Chibiusa and Mamoru

6th: Mario and Luigi

7th: Linda and Minako

8th: Crash and Coco

9th: Peachette and Pauline

10th: Hilbert and Usagi

11th: Benga and Alder

12th: Lady Kayura and Rei (Sailor Moon)

13th: Jak and Keira

Total points:

39: Jak and Keira

38: Mars and Dawn

38: Gohan and Pan

37: Chibiusa and Mamoru

37: Mario and Luigi

36: Linda and Minako

36: Mai and Videl

36: Crash and Coco

36: Hilbert and Usagi

36: Benga and Alder

34: Peachette and Pauline

33: Lady Kayura and Rei (Sailor Moon)

30: Cynthia and Leaf

End of Chapter 63

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Crash Cove...

Arguably the shortest course to ever exist. Outside of that, it was a highly-recommended course of a relaxing vacation. While it was under the Crash Team Racing universe, Crash and Coco hadn't allowed anyone to take a vacation here, but, like other Crash Team Racing courses, as a touring course instead. But shortly after Rosalina had purchased Crash Team Racing, she had allowed anyone to go there for a vacation, and after Rosalina had retired, Tracer and Mei had continued the trend.

Three... two... one... START! Cynthia and Leaf got the surprising jump to first place before snatching the Triple Banana items. Cynthia scattered the bananas as Peachette and Pauline leap-frogged to first place with their Triple Mushrooms. Mai/Videl and Gohan/Pan became victims of Cynthia's bananas as Crash embarrassed Benga and Alder with the Spiny Shell. Lady Kayura overused the Crazy Eight item, and Luigi attacked Jak and Keira with the Flower Boomerang.

"Awww, a Coin for Peachette and Pauline!? What a waste!" Red's mom said

Minako smacked Chibiusa and Mamoru with a backwards Red Shell, causing Hotaru, Setsuna, Michiru, Haruka, Ami, and Makoto to get very excited. Crash/Coco and Lady Kayura/Rei (Sailor Moon) got closer to Cynthia and Leaf, but two seconds later, Benga activated the Lightning item! Thanks to that, Benga and Alder went from 12th place to 6th place.

Bullet Bill action from Cynthia and Leaf! That moment got them to first place, but Peachette and Pauline responded with a Golden Mushroom as Usagi owned Mai/Videl, Mars/Dawn, Mario/Luigi, and Gohan/Pan with fireballs. Afterwards, Hilbert and Usagi drove past their temporary stunned victims as Lady Kayura/Rei (Sailor Moon) and Linda/Minako jumped to 3rd and 4th, respectively, after Lady Kayura angriily ran over Crash/Coco and Benga/Alder under the Star item.

Hilbert and Usagi used a Golden Mushroom, joining their two fellow duos. Pauline blew up Cynthia and Leaf with the devastating Bob-omb item, furthering her and Peachette's chances of gaining twelve points. The top three picks confronted Cynthia and Leaf like last time, bad timing for the latter two. But luckily for Cynthia and Leaf, they grabbed a Mushroom item before using it and escaping from the top three picks.

Lady Kayura/Rei (Sailor Moon), Hilbert/Usagi, and Linda/Minako collected their items, but Crash took away Hilbert and Usagi's Triple Green Shell item! Crash assaulted Hilbert and Usagi first, then Lady Kayura and Rei (Sailor Moon), stopping the latter two from attempting to overuse the Golden Mushroom item. And finally, Crash targeted Linda and Minako. A lot of humans and non-humans loved it, but the Triple Crossover Dynasty didn't.

Thanks to Crash, Benga and Alder jumped to 4th place. Cynthia and Leaf eventually caught up with Peachette and Pauline, but it was too late as the latter two went through the finish line, and Cynthia and Leaf ended up with eleven points.

"Cynthia and Leaf with a grand total of 41 points! They're definitely in the mix!" Red's mom said.

"Watch, they'll still have a 00.0% chance of winning it all!" Hotaru said.

"Hilbert is the master of cutting through that nearly-impossible Rainbow Road shortcut!" Haruka reminded.

"Ah, shit, that's right! Damn!" Yamcha said.

"True, but he and Usagi, and their friends, have to worry about Crash/Coco, Peachette/Pauline, and Benga/Alder because if either of those three duos pull a good performance, the Triple Crossover Dynasty lose!" Ash said.

"Ash's right!" Widowmaker said.

"Okay, that's... every duo, Bowsette! Go through the updated projected final standings!" Lanette said.

"Okey-dokey!" Bowsette said.

Updated Projected Final Standings:

1st: Lady Kayura and Rei (Sailor Moon) (99.9% chance of winning)

1st: Hilbert and Usagi (99.9% chance of winning)

1st: Linda and Minako (99.9% chance of winning)

4th: Crash and Coco (49.9% chance of winning)

5th: Mai and Videl (31% chance of winning)

6th: Mario and Luigi (23% chance of winning)

7th: Chibiusa and Mamoru (12% chance of winning)

8th: Peachette and Pauline (12% chance of winning)

9th: Gohan and Pan (9% chance of winning)

10th: Mars and Dawn (8.8% chance of winning)

11th: Benga and Alder (6% chance of winning)

12th: Jak and Keira (4.5% chance of winning)

13th: Cynthia and Leaf (00.0% chance of winning)

"Friggin' 00.0%, AGAIN!? Biased, I tell ya!" Red's mom complained.

"Un-bloody-believable... Peachette and Pauline are tied with Chibiusa and Mamoru, no disrespect to them, a 12% chance..." Emily said.

"Benga and Alder's chances should've been a bit higher, but whatever," Cye said.

"Crash and Coco's chances make zero sense. This isn't funny at all," Puar said.

"Oh, you pathetic idiots, crying and whining over the obvious truth!" Setsuna said.

"After one of our duos win the big prize, we don't want to hear any goddamn excuses from you loser commentators and everybody else!" Michiru said.

"Yeah!" Makoto and Ami strongly agreed in unison.

"Rainbow Road had better have a friggin' miracle. The Super Mario Kart universe really, really needs it," Red's mom said.

Finish:

1st: Peachette and Pauline

2nd: Cynthia and Leaf

3rd: Crash and Coco

4th: Benga and Alder

5th: Lady Kayura and Rei (Sailor Moon)

6th: Linda and Minako

7th: Hilbert and Usagi

8th: Mai and Videl

9th: Gohan and Pan

10th: Mario and Luigi

11th: Mars and Dawn

12th: Chibiusa and Mamoru

13th: Jak and Keira

Total points:

46: Crash and Coco

46: Peachette and Pauline

45: Benga and Alder

43: Linda and Minako

42: Hilbert and Usagi

42: Gohan and Pan

41: Lady Kayura and Rei (Sailor Moon)

41: Mai and Videl

41: Cynthia and Leaf

40: Mario and Luigi

40: Mars and Dawn

39: Jak and Keira

38: Chibiusa and Mamoru

End of Chapter 64

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Rainbow Road...

Three... two... one... START! Cynthia and Leaf jumped to first, then moments later, they grabbed a Coin item. They used it, but seconds later, Hilbert and Usagi crushed them with a Bullet Bill as Linda and Minako went fast with their Star item. Lady Kayura blasted Crash/Coco, Gohan/Pan, Mai/Videl, Benga/Alder, Peachette/Pauline, Mario/Luigi, Chibiusa/Mamoru, and Jak/Keira with Super Horn, eight duos, an unbelievable Super Mario Kart record.

"Damn, our duo just made some sweet history!" Setsuna said as Lady Kayura and Rei (Sailor Moon) reached third place.

"It is sweet, Setsuna, but they're about to do something else sweetier!" Hotaru said.

Chibiusa finally used her item, a Golden Mushroom, but not enough to get near her and Mamoru's rivals as they ended up in fifth place. Cynthia and Leaf recovered a bit later as they used all of their useful Triple Mushrooms, but after they reached past Mars and Dawn, Mars assaulted them hard with the Spiny Shell item. Some moments later, Hilbert commenced the impossible as he and Usagi cruised through the first shortcut. Then, two shocking moments occurred as both Lady Kayura/Rei (Sailor Moon) and Linda/Minako also went through the impossible shortcut. Each and every one watching was very shocked.

"WHAT THE HELL!?" Red's mom screeched in total shock.

"Bloody damn it!" Emily said.

"They had kept it as a secret! Ahahahahaha!" Michiru reminded.

"Oh, man... Even if Crash and Coco or Peachette and Pauline score nine points, Linda and Minako will own the tiebreaker..." Yamcha said.

"What a waste of an event..." Cye said.

"That's right, assholes! Give up and bow down to the Triple Crossover Dynasty forever!" Haruka said.

All top three duos commenced the second impossible shortcut as Cynthia and Leaf obtained the Lightning item and the Bullet Bill item. They used it out of desperation, but not enough. Then, they activated the Bullet Bill, getting everybody back into investing the final course.

"Alright, underdogs!" Puar said.

"They still need a lot of work to do, but yeah, Leaf and Cynthia! Keep fighting hard!" Lanette said as the top three reached lap two.

"Pffft, please, you delusional morons! Right now, they have a -99.9% chance of winning!" Ami said.

"Bogus number is bogus," Widowmaker said.

"Numbers like that hate huge underdogs, but for the wrong reas- A STAR FOR CYNTHIA AND LEAF! They have to win this!" Red's mom said.

"The Triple Crossover Dynasty are suddenly collecting low-tier items, it seems!" Widowmaker said.

"That's bloody great for Super Mario Kart!" Emily said.

"You guys are so hilarious, it's sad!" Ami said.

Cynthia and Leaf went past lap two.

After a bit of driving, Cynthia and Leaf claimed a Golden Mushroom, arguably the most risky item to use in Rainbow Road. Leaf used it anyway, making a lot of viewers very nervous. But at the end, Leaf and Cynthia remained on the course as the top trio went through the first impossible shortcut.

"LIGHTNING TIME!" Red's mom screamed with joy as Cynthia zapped all of her opponents.

"Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!" Bowsette said.

"AND ANOTHER BULLET BILL! ANOTHER FRIGGIN' BULLET BILL!" Ash said as Leaf and Cynthia used the very important item.

"FIRST PLACE!" Yamcha shouted with happiness as the Mario Kart Stadium crowd and over 6 million viewers got extremely wild.

"Get mega-excited all you want, losers, but the Triple Crossover Dynasty are about to do the impossible again!" Hotaru said.

Final lap!

Linda just smacked Cynthia and Leaf with a Red Shell! That pissed everybody off except for Hotaru, Setsuna, Michiru, Haruka, Ami, Makoto, and Hilbert's children. The top three, however, collected more low-tier items, a giant relief.

"NO S-TIER ITEMS!? DAMN!" Michiru cried.

"Cynthia and Leaf had better collect something useful!" Cye said.

"They touched an item!" Bowsette said.

"It's a bloody-"

"LIGHTNING ITEM!" Widowmaker finished for Emily as Leaf activated the powerful item.

"SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!" Setsuna cursed.

"No, they cannot choke hard like this!" Haruka cried.

"The updated percentage numbers are still heavily against Cynthia and Leaf, but they're in first place!" Red's mom said.

"Hang on, Cynthia and Leaf! You've got this!" Ash said.

Seconds later, Cynthia and Leaf collected a Bob-omb before getting rid of it fast. Because of Cynthia and Leaf's recent item, a lot were in disbelief. All members of the Triple Crossover Dynasty went through the first impossible shortcut as Cynthia and Leaf grabbed another worthless item, the Fire Flower. Cynthia wasted each and every fireball. More seconds later, Cynthia and Leaf claimed two items, a Golden Mushroom and a Mushroom! Leaf over-abused the Golden Mushroom, making a lot extremely nervous again! The Triple Crossover Dynasty cut through the other impossible shortcut, barely ahead of Cynthia and Leaf! Minako, Usagi, and Rei (Sailor Moon) launched all of their six combined Green Shells backwards, but each missed Cynthia and Leaf! Then, Leaf activated her final item! Leaf and Cynthia barely went past all three duos! Finish line!

"CYNTHIA AND LEAF HAVE PULLED OFF THE BIGGEST UPSET OF ALL TIME!" Red's mom shouted with so much joy as the entire Mario Kart Stadium crowd went over-the-top crazy over Leaf and Cynthia's victory. A lot of viewers got super, duper excited, Twitter's traffic suddenly climbed into the top 5 from now, a lot of Super Mario Kart message boards became more active than ever, a lot of sports websites used the Cynthia and Leaf victory as breaking news, and much more!

Many former and current Super Mario Kart racers got very happy as well, Tracer and Mei gave each other a high-five, Rosalina excitingly jumped up and down on her VIP couch, Yamcha, Puar, Ash, Lanette, Bowsette, Cye, Emily, and Widowmaker celebrated like hell, Setsuna, Hotaru, Ami, Makoto, Michiru, and Haruka remained very shocked, Hilbert's children, too, remained very shocked, and many more!

Cynthia and Leaf hugged each other while jumping up and down on their kart. Hilbert, Linda, Lady Kayura, Usagi, Minako, and Rei (Sailor Moon) still had dumbfounded looks on their faces, much deserved. Jak/Keira, Crash/Coco, Mario/Luigi, Chibiusa/Mamoru, Benga/Alder, Mai/Videl, Gohan/Pan, and Peachette/Pauline learned about Cynthia and Leaf's shocking and unexpected victory while trying to reach to the finish line, and they, like the majority of Super Mario Kart racing fans, got extremely happy. As for Mars and Dawn, both stuck in last place, they got extremely upset.

"I repeat, Cynthia and Leaf have pulled off the biggest upset of all time! It's undoubtedly a bigger upset than number 16 UMBC upsetting number 1 Virginia in the 2018 NCAA Men's Tournament, number 15 Norfolk State upsetting number 2 Missouri in the 2012 NCAA Men's Tournament, USA Hockey beating the Soviet Union at the 1980 Winter Olympics, number 16 Harvard upsetting number 1 Stanford in the 1998 NCAA Women's Tournament, Roberta Vinci taking down Serena Williams at the 2015 US Open, Buster Douglas KOing Mike Tyson in 1990, number 8 Villanova upsetting number 1 Georgetown in the 1985 NCAA Championship, the New York Jets stunning the Baltimore Colts in Super Bowl III, North Carolina State upsetting Houston in the 1983 NCAA Championship, the New York Mets upsetting the Baltimore Orioles in the 1969 World Series, the New York Giants upsetting the undefeated New England Patriots in Super Bowl XLII, the Cincinnati Reds sweeping the Oakland A's in the 1990 World Series, Chaminade upsetting Number 1 ranked Virginia in 1982, Appalachian State upsetting number 5 Michigan in 2007, Howard University upsetting UNLV in 2017, and the Tennessee Titans upsetting the Baltimore Ravens in the 2019 Divisional Round!" Red's mom added, making her commentary more legendary.

After the other duos crossed through the finish line, each and every participant magically returned to Mario Kart Stadium. The crowd heavily chanted "Cynthia and Leaf!" as Mario/Luigi, Peachette/Pauline, Jak/Keira, Chibiusa/Mamoru, Benga/Alder, Gohan/Pan, Mai/Videl, and Crash/Coco constantly thanked Cynthia and Leaf for pulling off a giant and monster David over Goliath victory as Mars and Dawn sarcastically clapped for Cynthia and Leaf.

Afterwards, Hilbert, Linda, Lady Kayura, Usagi, Rei (Sailor Moon), Minako, Ami, Makoto, Setsuna, Hotaru, Michiru, and Haruka, all together, gave Cynthia and Leaf a lot of credit for winning big.

Finish:

1st: Cynthia and Leaf

2nd: Lady Kayura and Rei (Sailor Moon)

3rd: Hilbert and Usagi

4th: Linda and Minako

5th: Chibiusa and Mamoru

6th: Mario and Luigi

7th: Jak and Keira

8th: Crash and Coco

9th: Peachette and Pauline

10th: Mai and Videl

11th: Gohan and Pan

12th: Benga and Alder

13th: Mars and Dawn

Total points:

53: Cynthia and Leaf

52: Lady Kayura and Rei (Sailor Moon)

52: Hilbert and Usagi

52: Linda and Minako

51: Crash and Coco

50: Peachette and Pauline

47: Mario and Luigi

46: Chibiusa and Mamoru

46: Benga and Alder

45: Jak and Keira

44: Mai and Videl

44: Gohan and Pan

40: Mars and Dawn

End of Chapter 65

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"You guys have pulled a miracle, Cynthia and Leaf, the biggest upset ever!" DJ Mary said as she appeared, with her being super happy like almost everybody else.

"Thank you, DJ Mary, thank you! Event 100 overall was very, very tough and grueling! But at the end, Leaf and I have slain the almighty Triple Crossover Dynasty!" Cynthia said.

"Yeah, we did!" Leaf said.

"Leaf, compared to other first-timers in past events, you had to go up against three powerful duos, part of the Triple Crossover Dynasty! Between pre-Event 56 and pre-Event 100, they were projected to win 1st place, and they had won a combined total of 19 1st place prizes! Also, during the Ancient Unovian Era, Linda, Lady Kayura, and Hilbert had won 8 1st place prizes! That means the Triple Crossover Dynasty have a grand total of 27!" DJ Mary said. "How did it feel to race as a zero-experienced driver and still won with Cynthia? How did it feel to become the biggest special underdog to ever exist, you and Cynthia?"

"It... feels... SO AWESOME!" Leaf replied, then she and Cynthia received more and more cheers.

"Awesome is the right word, Leaf!" DJ Mary said. "Do either of you remember pre-Event 92?"

"We had already known the whole story, DJ Mary! After Red and his mom had wanted to participate in that event, Linda and Minako had purposely backed out because they, and the other Triple Crossover Dynasty members, had obviously remembered Event 35 and Event 40! But the funny part about it is that they've later lost to me, Red's childhood friend, and Cynthia!" Leaf replied.

"And speaking of Red's mom, she was one of the two to pick me and Leaf to win, the other being Yamcha! But we understood why we weren't picked a lot compared to the Triple Crossover Dynasty and the others to a lesser extent! It's very generic in sports, where big underdogs aren't picked a lot!" Cynthia said.

"In truth, someone choosing a big underdog to win against a giant favorite can be extremely risky for them, especially if they're gamblers or risk-takers, but listen, all of you. Don't be afraid to choose anyone to win, risky or not," Leaf said.

"Leaf, what had made you enter Event 100 with Cynthia?" DJ Mary asked.

"Cynthia, of course!" Leaf replied.

"Before the Triple Crossover Dynasty era had existed, there were rumors of me coming out of retirement to be in a future event with Leaf! I had shut down those rumors. Before Event 91, however, I had changed my mind! I had asked Leaf if she had wanted to participate in an event with me, and she said yes," Cynthia said.

"I had originally wanted us to tackle Event 95, but instead, I had chosen Event 100!" Leaf said.

"We were the first duo to sign the event!" Cynthia reminded.

"But after we had learned that THREE duos from the Triple Crossover Dynasty had wanted to race in the same event, we were in total shock. " Leaf said.

"Here's something Leaf wants to say," Cynthia said.

"I was very close into backing out from the event because I was intimidated by the amount of numbers from the Triple Crossover Dynasty. They had performed many nasty tricks, and they had collected a total of 78 points and higher during their dominance. But then, I had decided not to back out. Other duos had managed to slow them down during Event 100, but Cynthia and I had done some damage as well, especially in Rainbow Road," Leaf said.

"Winners, I want to share this exciting and important trivia from Event 100! You two have become the only duos to score zero points in the first three course and still won! That is wonderful!" DJ Mary said.

"We're not trivia nerds, but that's an essential trivia to remember for years to come!" Cynthia said.

"That's right!" Leaf said.

"One more thing!" DJ Mary said. "Cynthia, you used to partner up with Dawn, with you two winning nine events in a row! But before the end of Event 35, you guys had permanently split up, and after that, all nine titles were vacated because Dawn had confessed her crimes! Did you enjoy beating your former partner as well?"

"Hell to the yes, DJ Mary! But the best part is her and Mars scoring the lowest points!" Cynthia replied as Tracer and Mei appeared.

"Congrats on winning large, luvs!" Tracer said.

"No problem!" Cynthia and Leaf said together.

"Have fun with your special prizes!" Mei said.

Cynthia and Leaf: $500,000 and a Giant Golden Trophy

Lady Kayura and Rei (Sailor Moon): $9,000 and a Silver Trophy

Hilbert and Usagi: $8,000 and a Bronze Trophy

Linda and Minako: $1,500

Crash and Coco: $1,400

Peachette and Pauline: $1,300

Mario and Luigi: $1,200

Chibiusa and Mamoru: $1,100

Benga and Alder: $1,000

Jak and Keira: $900

Mai and Videl: $800

Gohan and Pan: $700

Mars and Dawn: $600

End of Chapter 66

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Months after the first Hall of Fame ceremony/Sailor Moon universe/Near a large home...

"I knew it..." Mamoru said, after he and Chibiusa caught Hilbert having a harem and romantic moment with Usagi, Rei (Sailor Moon), Setsuna, Hotaru, Michiru, Haruka, Ami, Makoto, Minako, Lady Kayura, and Linda, with Hilbert and Usagi looking and smiling at each other and Hilbert rubbing Usagi's pregnant belly. The other girls were pregnant as well; Linda and Lady Kayura were going to have more children with Hilbert.

"Let's share the news on Twitter!" Chibiusa said, holding her android phone.

On Twitter/Reactions...

Rosalina's tweet: "Well! This is quite interesting!" (23,645 likes)

Emily's tweet: "I bloody knew it!" (8,883 likes)

Widowmaker's tweet: "Predictable." (5,490 likes)

Ash's tweet: "After Usagi and Mamoru's divorce, I knew it was coming!" (13,999 likes)

Lanette's tweet: "Good luck with more child support, Hilbert!" (51,990 likes)

Bowsette's tweet: "Exposed!" (33,333 likes)

Waluigi's tweet: "No wonder many people had called the Sailor Scouts "Sailor Sluts"!" (12,435 likes)

Wario's tweet: "How lame!" (3,410 likes)

(Youngster) Joey's (Pokemon) tweet: "All eleven girls pregnant. I wish I was a lucky ass bastard like Hilbert." (5,001 likes)

Ashelin's tweet: "Looks like the strong rumors were true after all." (2,109 likes)

Rayn's tweet: "LOL at Hilbert! He's about to pay more child support than ever!" (49,820 likes)

Donkey Kong's tweet: "Please, no more Triple Crossover Dynasty stuff!" (104,328 likes)

Diddy Kong's tweet: "This story will obviously cover the crossover galaxy for weeks!" (3,095 likes)

Keira's tweet: "They're all ugly together, enough said!" (2,318 likes)

Jak's tweet: "Is Hilbert trying to break the record of most biological kids ever? Probably!" (3,954 likes)

Crash's tweet: "LMAO This looks awful!" (995,325 likes)

Coco's tweet: "Well, it looks like my other prediction had come true!" (2,998,431 likes)

Tracer's tweet: "I wonder how long they'll stay retired while taking care of their children?" (54,398 likes)

Mei's tweet: "Polygamy isn't illegal in all universes!" (50,000 likes)

Dawn's tweet: "This story is going to be bigger than #Dawngate!" (1,093 likes)

Mars' tweet: "If each of Hilbert's girls end up having triplets, that means Hilbert will have to take care of 33 extra children!" (732,999 likes)

Hanzo's tweet: "Unacceptable, disgusting humans." (1,032 likes)

Ashe's tweet: "Hilbert's the biggest idiot ever, impregnating 11 sluts!" (1,254 likes)

Cynthia's tweet: "My #1 fan and Leaf's #1 fan, the Cynthia x Leaf lover, said if the strong rumors were confirmed, he'd do the usual! Be sure to check the usual hentai sites daily!" (1,604,931 likes)

Leaf's tweet: "They'll stay in retirement longer than ever." (1,509,332 likes)

Yamcha's tweet: "The confirmed strong rumor means more foot-licking... Gross..." (7,901 likes)

Puar's tweet: "I agree with Yamcha." (7,000 likes)

Cye's tweet: "First, Yuli, and now Hilbert? Wow." (2,980 likes)

Red's mom's tweet: "Anyone with half a brain knew that those Sailor Sluts had a thing for Hilbert, Linda, and Kayura." (1,428,777 likes)

Red's tweet: "..." and "*facepalm*" (3,390,866 likes)

Merilyn's tweet: "Slutty Sailor Scouts are slutty!" (290,544 likes)

Millis' tweet: "Let me remind you guys that Red and Red's mom were one of the few duos to beat the Triple Crossover Dynasty!" (600,444 likes)

Joni's tweet: "If all of their children end up taking over Super Mario Kart, it'd be a nightmare!" (871,506 likes)

Leslie's tweet: "Good, TCD. Stay retired." (428,060 likes)

Mai's tweet: "Event 58 had already told us the future between Hilbert, Kayura, Linda, and the Sailor Scouts!" (9,566 likes)

Videl's tweet: "The twelve of them hadn't discovered this tweet and the reactions yet?" (5,433 likes)

Gohan's tweet: "So, it's true." (3,000 likes)

Pan's tweet: The longer they retire, the better for Super Mario Kart!" (666,666 likes)

Peachette's tweet: "ROFL!" (1,783 likes)

Pauline's tweet: "I'll spread this tweet around New Donk City!" (2,341 likes)

Dog's tweet: "Now I see why Twitter's cracked Alexa's top 3 rankings again." (1,334 likes)

Duck's tweet: "Y'know, two of Hilbert's girls look like dudes, but they're really not dudes." (1,754 likes)

Peach's tweet: "Oh, my!" (1,005 likes)

Daisy's tweet: "Hi, I'm Daisy, and I'm here to say that the Triple Crossover Dynasty won't return for years to come!" (410,958 likes)

Mario's tweet: "So long, TCD!" (941,005 likes)

Luigi's tweet: "Yikes!" (156,399 likes)

Kirby's tweet: "11 pregnant girls!? WOW!" (1,967 likes)

Jigglypuff's tweet: "Wow, indeed, Kirby!" (1,119 likes)

Cappy's tweet: "How shocking!" (1,131 likes)

Tiara's tweet: "Imagine if Haruka and Michiru were really cousins... If so, then Hilbert would've messed their family tree up!" (8,366 likes)

Brigitte's tweet: "Wow, I was about to live stream an unranked to GM Overwatch challenge, and this happened..." (770,934 likes)

Ingrid's tweet: "The aftermath of Event 55, their era, and now this moment. They're getting a lot of attention compared to most other characters!" (2,996 likes)

Lucio's tweet: "Huh." (500,000 likes)

Twitch's tweet: "Move along, people, nothin' to see here!" (1,255 likes)

Vinegar's tweet: "If any of you are very interested, check out me and Twitch's new bikini pics! They're more entertaining than this shit!" (1,002 likes)

Sky's tweet: "I predict another strong rumor coming up!" (4,888 likes)

Rottytops' tweet: "Usagi and Hilbert look like they're about to bang each other again." (999,444 likes)

Shantae's tweet: "Wow, I'm not surprised by all the reactions this tweet is getting!" (32,986 likes)

Risky Boots' tweet: "My Shantae > Hilbert and his harem." (33,123 likes)

Sonia's tweet: "I wasn't expecting this kind of tweet!" (4,357 likes)

Oleana's tweet: "Eh. Boring." (1,000 likes)

Bea's tweet: "Wow, I just wasted several seconds of my life looking at this." (1,900 likes)

Nessa's tweet: "What if one of the girls end up having a mi- erm, never mind!" (1,548 likes)

Talpa's tweet: "Hilbert and Kayura are having more children!? Revolting!" (2,339,075 likes)

Jeanne's tweet: "At least it's not Yuli and his bloody ass harem, especially that four-eyed, ugly bitch, Bayonetta!" (5,681 likes)

Benga's tweet: "Their secret's now out! Thanks, babe!" (1,342,996 likes)

Alder's tweet: "So many reactions." (4,111 likes)

Hilda's tweet: Oh, Hilbert. You're a wild one." (69,005 likes)

Rowen's tweet: "And this is why I love Twitter so much!" (563,330 likes)

Croc's tweet: "More people need to focus on a potential Croc remake!" (95,432 likes)

Glover's tweet: "And a Glover remake!" (56,392 likes)

Onox's tweet: "I haven't gotten involved in anything related to the Super Mario Kart world since forever. Now, I'm back, thanks to this!" (88,632 likes)

Professor Burnet's tweet: "I'm happy that this was posted on Twitter instead of Facebook! Facebook is full of old tryhards, pussies, and psychopaths!" (1,734,565 likes)

Brigette's tweet: "Obviously, there are a lot of baby cribs in their baby room." (833,666 likes)

Soichiro's tweet: "Wow, this is ridiculous." (3,333 likes)

Boosette's tweet: "LOL A non-Disney version of 101 Dalmatians!" (7,575 likes)

Chompette's tweet: "More like a chaotic version of Kate Plus 8 and other related TLC shows!" (7,009 likes)

Banjo's tweet: "Wow, look at the likes from the tweet and the reactions!" (999,999 likes)

Kazooie's tweet: "LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!" (66,449 likes)

Spyro's tweet: "That's the first time I've seen anything like this tweet!" (52,111 likes)

Elora's tweet: "Every girl in the pic is pregnant. This is something you don't see everyday!" (85,664 likes)

Mercy's tweet: "How naughty of them!" (2,009 likes)

D.Va's tweet: "I've seen better!" (2,388 likes)

Bulma's tweet: "This is ass." (1,133 likes)

Tights' tweet: "I couldn't agree more, little sister!" (1,099 likes)

Korra's tweet: "*inserts a very shocked GIF*" (480,084 likes)

Asami's tweet: "This is too much." (33,222 likes)

Ashley's tweet: "I'm dumbfounded by this." (1,099 likes)

DJ Mary's tweet: "Hmmm... I think I should interview them about this later on." (3,256,976 likes)

Karen's tweet: "It'll be forgotten in weeks." (1,330 likes)

Mako's tweet: "WTF!?" (6,098 likes)

Nonon's tweet: "Oh, who gives a shit!" (2,874 likes)

Sukuyo's tweet: "What a freaky harem moment!" (4,300 likes)

Crunch's tweet: "Team Bandicootz > Triple Crossover Dynasty" (5,666,249 likes)

Lightning's tweet: "*inserts a popping popcorn GIF*" (155,877 likes)

Serah's tweet: "So, this is what people are talking about!" (2,005 likes)

Ryo's tweet: "Better than fake ass wrestling!" (727,535 likes)

Runa's tweet: "Wow, ever since I've come back from the dead, a lot of crazy shit happened!" (500,547 likes)

Kento's tweet: "I'm hungry." (64,333 likes)

Sage's tweet: "The shit is this?" (1,866 likes)

Nina's tweet: "The hell with the Triple Crossover Dynasty! (782,366 likes)

Mamoru's tweet: My name is Mamoru, and I am here to say that I am happy that Usagi, the slut, is no longer a part of my life! (32,998,973 likes)

End of Chapter 67

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The beginning of Super Mario Kart: Pokemon 2 N-Sane Edition!

After Event 150...

Breaking news! Tracer and Mei had announced some major changes for the Super Mario Kart universe! There would be a NCAA-type regular season, with 34 games. Also, there would be a NCAA-type tournament, with 68 duos going up against each other like hell. The 68-duo tournament would determine a duo's strength of schedule (especially), computer rankings (similar to the NET and RPI rankings in real life college basketball), and overall performance in the regular season. A duo's record under .500 would get left out of the tournament, but if a duo had a .500 record, 17-17 for example, then strength of schedule and computer rankings would play a mega factor during the selection committee show. The 32 duos getting left out of the tournament would automatically participate in an NIT-type tournament, with its seeds determining a duo's overall strength of schedule.

The annoucement and the additions of a regular season, a 68-duo tournament, and a 32-duo NIT-type tournament were critically-acclaimed.

Tracer and Mei had made another special announcement. The eight main cups from Super Mario Kart 8/Super Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, Mushroom Cup, Flower Cup, Star Cup, Special Cup, Shell Cup, Banana Cup, Leaf Cup, and Lightning Cup would exist after the two tournaments conclude every season. However, unlike the previous 150 events and the upcoming regular season/tournaments, the cups were restricted as singles competition, meaning that they weren't revolved around duos. Also, unlike the previous 150 events, the 1st place winner in a track could earn 15 points, and the 2nd place winner could earn 12 points, but the 3rd place winner earning 10 points remained the same. And unlike the previous 150 events, there would be 12 contestants instead of 13 (duos), which means that the 12th place winner would earn 1 points. Prize money would be awarded to a singles competitor depending on the cup.

That annoucement was critically-acclaimed as well.

Preseason Ranking/AP Poll:

1: Crash and Coco (666 votes for number 1)

2: Ryuko and Satsuki (42 votes for number 1)

3: Yuli and Bayonetta (11 votes for number 1)

4: Mario and Luigi (3 votes for number 1)

5: Chibiusa and Mamoru

6: Red and Red's mom

7: Selene and Plumeria

8: Nitros Oxide and Dingodile

9: Jak and Keira

10: Banjo and Kazooie

11: Mai and Videl

12: Peach and Daisy

13: Hanzo and Ashe

14: Tawna and Pinstripe

15: Brigitte and Ingrid

16: Gohan and Pan

17: Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong

18: Ragyo and Nui

19: Spyro and Elora

20: Peachette and Pauline

21: Ryo and Runa

22: Fran and Penelo

23: Mia and Rei (Kill La Kill)

24: Shantae and Risky Boots

25: Croc and Glover

Top fifteen odds to win national title:

Yuli and Bayonetta: 1/2 odds

Crash and Coco: 2/1 odds

Ryuko and Satsuki: 3/1 odds

Mario and Luigi: 5/1 odds

Mai and Videl: 8/1 odds

Red and Red's mom: 8/1 odds

Chibiusa and Mamoru: 8/1 odds

Selene and Plumeria: 15/1 odds

Jak and Keira: 20/1 odds

Nitros Oxide and Dingodile: 25/1 odds

Gohan and Pan: 30/1 odds

Hanzo and Ashe: 30/1 odds

Banjo and Kazooie: 35/1 odds

Tawna and Pinstripe: 40/1 odds

Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong: 40/1 odds

Projected seeds:

1 seeds:

1. Crash and Coco (no. 1 overall seed; East region)
2. Ryuko and Satsuki (Midwest region)
3. Yuli and Bayonetta (South region)
4. Mario and Luigi (West region)

2 seeds:

5. Chibiusa and Mamoru (South region)
6. Red and Red's mom (West region)
7. Nitros Oxide and Dingodile (East region)
8. Mai and Videl (Midwest region)

3 seeds:

9. Gohan and Pan (Midwest region)
10. Jak and Keira (East region)
11. Selene and Plumeria (West region)
12. Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong (South region)

4 seeds:

13. Tawna and Pinstripe (East region)
14. Banjo and Kazooie (South region)
15. Hanzo and Ashe (West region)
16. Fran and Penelo (Midwest region)

Projected Last Four Byes:

Peachette and Pauline
Korra and Asami
Ryo and Runa
Sky and Rottytops

Projected Last Four In (Play-in games):

Boosette and Chompette

Pasadena O' Possum (Crash Bandicoot series; remake version) and Ebenezer Von Clutch (Crash Bandicoot series; remake version)

Professor Burnet and Brigette

Runa's brother and White Blaze

 

Projected First Four Out (Snubbed):

Cross-Stitch and Baron Dante

Mako and Nonon

Joni and Leslie

Merilyn and Millis

 

Projected Next Four Out (Snubbed to a lesser extent):

Vinegar and Twitch

Bulma and Tights

Komodo Moe (Crash Bandicoot series; remake version) and Komodo Joe (Crash Bandicoot; remake version)

Kento and Sage

 

Lukewarm/criticism: There were a few negative opinions towards the new changes, but Lady Kayura, Hilbert, Linda, Rei (Sailor Moon), Haruka, Setsuna, Minako, Michiru, Hotaru, Usagi, Ami, and Makoto's opinions were extremely negative, harshly mocking and insulting the ones involved in the regular season, especially Crash, Coco, Chibiusa, Mamoru, Peachette, Pauline, Mai, Videl, Bayonetta, Yuli, Selene, Plumeria, Red, Red's mom, Mario, Luigi, Jak, and Keira.

Crash and Coco were predicted that they'd get flamed out so bad, they'd barely sneak in the tournament because of their names and suffer an 1st or 2nd-round exit. Chibiusa and Mamoru were also bashed so heavily, due to them recently defending Crash and Coco from the Triple Crossover Dynasty's negative Youtube video. Peachette and Pauline were also predicted an early exit. Mai and Videl were over-the-top mocked because of their odds and projected seeding, with the TCD declaring Mai and Videl as the second-most overrated duo ever. Not only Bayonetta and Yuli were attacked for their odds and projected seeding, but they were declared as the most overrated duo of all time.

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Notes:

- Some duos, mostly rivals, would face each other twice during the regular season.

- Sonia and Nessa were no longer partners, but continued their friendship. The reason why that split had happened was because Sonia and Nessa had both come out of the closet as bisexual women; their new partners were Oleana and Bea, respectively, with the latter two also coming out as bisexual.

- All duos would race twice per week, unless they were in a mini-tournament depending on the bracket. The mini-tournaments would only happen during the first half of the regular season

- Cynthia and Leaf had already confirmed that they'd never participate in a regular season, but for a cup instead.

- Crash and Coco had greatly suffered an unexpected and shocking 0-8 start, the worst record for any duo in an eight-game stretch. The very first regular game was No. 1 ranked Crash and Coco vs. No. 2 ranked Ryuko and Satsuki, with it being nationally televised and raced in Mario Kart Stadium. It was one of the most-watched games in sports history, over 300 million viewers. In that game, Crash and Coco were steamrolled and embarrassed in three laps, with Ryuko and Satsuki sending their hated rivals a nasty message.

- Continuing on, Crash and Coco had a nasty, grueling eight-game stretch, with them facing Ryuko and Satsuki twice, Mia and Rei (Kill La Kill) twice, Ragyo and Nui twice, and Yuli and Bayonetta twice. The first-eight games in order: Ryuko and Satsuki, Yuli and Bayonetta, Mia and Rei (Kill La Kill), Ragyo and Nui, Yuli and Bayonetta, Ragyo and Nui, Mia and Rei (Kill La Kill), and Ryuko and Satsuki.

- Although Crash and Coco hadn't suffered any bad losses, some had declared Crash and Coco's season to be over. Setsuna, Lady Kayura, Linda, Usagi, Makoto, Minako, Hotaru, Hilbert, Rei (Sailor Moon), Michiru, and Haruka had predictably attacked Crash and Coco, with Lady Kayura saying, "We told you assholes so!".

- After an eight-game losing streak, Crash and Coco had stunned and defeated No. 5 ranked Tawna and Pinstripe. After that, they had went 22-3 throughout the rest of the regular season, finishing No. 8. Overall, Crash and Coco had the second-highest strength of schedule, with Peachette and Pauline having the first-highest. Because of the highly-rated strength of schedule and the large amount of quality opponents Crash and Coco had went against, there was some talk of the selection committee giving Crash and Coco the last #1 seed despite a 23-11 record.

- Speaking of Peachette and Pauline, they had finished 17-17, a .500 record. They had started 14-1, but stumbled very bad, going 3-16 in their remaining games, including a nasty 14-game losing streak. In spite of their No. 1 strength of schedule, all of their close and impressive games, their impressive streak of playing against 34 ranked duos in a row, and their overall resume numbers, most people didn't want Peachette and Pauline to sneak into the tournament, especially the Triple Crossover Dynasty.

- No. 1 ranked Mario and Luigi had finished 32-2, the best regular season record. The duo were obviously locked for the No. 1 overall seed. However, updated odds had Yuli/Bayonetta and Ryuko/Satsuki as the top two duos to win the national title, causing a massive amount of outrage, with Bayonetta, Satsuki, Ryuko, Ragyo, Nui, Rei (Kill La Kill), and Mia, including Yuli, suffering more hate than ever, after their infamous and vicious girl gang attack against Jeanne.

- Prior to Jeanne getting disgustingly gang attacked, she and Pit had started 15-1, with them going 5-0 against Ryuko and Satsuki, Mia and Rei (Kill La Kill), Ragyo and Nui, and Yuli and Bayonetta twice. After their sixteenth game and an upset victory against No. 1 ranked Mario and Luigi in a rare 1 vs 2 ranked matchup, they had returned to their own universes. At night, Bayonetta, Yuli, Ragyo, Rei (Kill La Kill), Ryuko, Satsuki, Mia, and Nui had broken inside Jeanne's home, and the seven women had beaten the shit out of Jeanne, with Yuli filming the entire brutal assault.

- During the assault, 95% of Jeanne's hair was cut off, and she had suffered several burn marks. After the assault, Yuli and his harem had vandalized the entire house and broken all of Jeanne's belongings before leaving the sobbing Jeanne behind. A few minutes later, Crash and Coco, who had wanted to visit Jeanne to discuss about Super Mario Kart's current and successful state, had arrived at Jeanne's place, and both were very shocked. Then, the two had quickly learned that Yuli and his harem were responsible for all of this, which led to Coco immediately reporting the assualt and vandalism to Tracer and Mei, with Crash rapidly sharing the shocking story on Twitter and other sites.

- The story was covered throughout the crossover galaxy all night long, with Yuli uploading the assault on Youtube. That video had over 20,000,000 dislikes. A lot of characters, including Ash (especially), Lanette (especially), Pit, Donkey Kong, Diddy Kong, Jak, Keira, Rayn, Ashelin, Wario, Waluigi, Cye, Bowsette, Red's mom, Red, Mako, Nonon, Soichiro, Emily, Widowmaker, Peachette, Pauline, Yamcha, Puar, Tiara, Cappy, Chibiusa, Mamoru, Dog, Duck, Mercy, D.Va, Mario, Luigi, Korra, Asami, Joker, Farore, Brendan, Videl, Mai, Gohan, Pan, and Rosalina had wanted Yuli and Yuli's harem to suffer a permanent ban from Super Mario Kart.

- The incident hadn't happened in the Super Mario Kart universe, but it was still possible for Tracer and Mei to punish Yuli and Yuli's harem.

- The next day, Tracer and Mei had confronted Yuli and Yuli's harem, and Bayonetta, with a sick and disgusting smile on her face, had admitted her and her lovers' dirty crimes, with them, especially Bayonetta, showing zero remorse. Although Yuli and Yuli's harem hadn't suffered a permanent ban from Super Mario Kart as a whole, they had multiple harsh charges, a $3,000,000 fine, an eight-season ban from Cup play, and severe prize reduction. However, Tracer and Mei had warned them if they failed to complete the $3,000,000 fine in two weeks, a four-season suspension would be effective after season one.

- Yuli's video was removed afterwards.

- Dawn had called the incident "#AntiJeanneGate".

- Season 1 was delayed for two weeks.

- Yuli and Yuli's harem had overcome their harsh fine; their children had supported them, Bayonetta, Mia, Rei (Kill La Kill), Ragyo, Nui, Satsuki, and Ryuko had traveled all over the crossover galaxy to perform strip-teases and lap dances at expensive and stable nightclubs, and even Yuli himself had done strip-teases and lap dances for females.

- Two days after Season 1 was resumed, a new Banditalk episode was aired, with only one segment. The segment was all about Jeanne, the brutal attack against her, and her still recovering from the attack. Jeanne had told everybody that she had gotten tons of support, and she had promised everybody that she and Pit would eliminate their rivals during the tournament. Afterwards, Ash and Lanette had appeared, and Jeanne had heavily thanked them for so much support. Then, Ash, Jeanne, and Lanette had triple-hugged each other.

- Even before the brutal attack and the same Banditalk episode had begun, there were rumors of Ash and Lanette taking their relationship on a whole other level because they were caught hanging around with Jeanne way too much. Also, there were reports of Ash and Lanette constantly visiting Jeanne during the delayed part of the season. Interestingly enough, Jeanne had admitted that Ash was the best commentator she had ever heard in her life, right after Event 85. After that infamous Event 130 ending, Ash and Lanette had confirmed that they had helped Jeanne and Pit overcoming their $600,000 fine.

- Pit and Jeanne had finished 5-12 and #25 in the AP Poll, with 21-13 being their overall record. However, their overall resume was solid enough for a fifth or sixth seed.

- Bulma and Tights were the most surprising duo, finishing 30-4. However, their overall resume was too weak, lacking a few quality wins, winning against many average and weak duos, and suffering three ugly losses. They were projected a #14 seed.

- Bowser Jr. (Super Mario Bros. series) and Ludwig (Super Mario Bros. series) were also a surprising duo, but with a slightly better finish, 31-3. Unlike Bulma and Tights' resume, their overall resume was okay. But it wasn't enough for a top 2 seed, due to their two ugly losses and many average wins.

Final AP rankings for the regular season:

1. Mario and Luigi

2. Ryuko and Satsuki

3. Yuli and Bayonetta

4. Ragyo and Nui

5. Nitros Oxide and Dingodile

6. Mai and Videl

7. Selene and Plumeria

8. Crash and Coco

9. Mia and Rei (Kill La Kill)

10. Tawna and Pinstripe

11. Bowser Jr. and Ludwig

12. Megumi (Crash Bandicoot series; remake version) and Ami (Crash Bandicoot series; remake version)

13. Banjo and Kazooie

14. Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong

15. Jak and Keira

16. Red and Red's mom

17. Chibiusa and Mamoru

18. Benga and Alder

19. Hanzo and Ashe

20. Gohan and Pan

21. Nessa and Bea

22. Vivian (Super Mario Bros. series) and Birdo (Super Mario Bros. series)

23. Bulma and Tights

24. Mercy and D.Va

25. Pit and Jeanne

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The selection committee show...

The selection committee show began! A lot of characters were watching it all over the crossover galaxy, wanting to see who'd face against each other and more. Many had already predicted that Mario and Luigi would have the No. 1 overall seed, but they wanted to see where duos like Crash and Coco, Peachette and Pauline, Pit and Jeanne, Bowser Jr. and Ludwig, and Red and Red's mom would end up.

The current committee members were Soichiro, Talpa, King K. Rool (Donkey Kong series), Blue (Pokemon), Nina, King Deedee (Kirby series), Soldier: 76 (Overwatch), Toad (Super Mario Bros. series), Erasa, Guzma, Balder (Bayonetta series), and Rosa (Bayonetta series), with Soichiro being the chairman. Although Ryuko and Satsuki, Ragyo and Nui, and Bayonetta and Yuli were all projected as other #1 seeds, there were strong rumors of the entire selection committee planning on underseeding two of the three duos, most likely the latter two duos. If true, then their plan of underseeding them obviously had something to do with that attack against Jeanne. However, King K. Rool had always strongly disliked Bayonetta due to the latter being the last voted DLC character in Super Smash Bros. Wii U/3DS, although King K. Rool had later appeared in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate. Also, Balder and Rosa (Bayonetta series), both revived by Tracer and Mei after Event 45, were extremely disappointed in their own daughter, Bayonetta, and her overall bad behavior.

Seeds and regions:

No. 1 seeds:

1. Mario and Luigi (No. 1 overall seed; South region)
2. Ryuko and Satsuki (West region)
3. Tawna and Pinstripe (Midwest region)
4. Crash and Coco (East region)

No. 2 seeds:

5. Ragyo and Nui (East region)
6. Yuli and Bayonetta (South region)
7. Selene and Plumeria (West region)
8. Mai and Videl (Midwest region)

No. 3 seeds:

9. Pit and Jeanne (South region)
10. Gohan and Pan (Midwest region)
11. Nitros Oxide and Dingodile (East region)
12. Anna (Frozen) and Elsa (Frozen) (West region)

No. 4 seeds:

13. Mia and Rei (Kill La Kill) (East region)
14. Bowser Jr. and Ludwig (South region)
15. Red and Red's mom (West region)
16. Megumi and Ami (Midwest region)

No. 5 seeds:

17. Banjo and Kazooie (Midwest region)
18. Jote (Final Fantasy XII) and Mjrn (Final Fantasy XII) (West region)
19. Wario and Waluigi (South region)
20. Chibiusa and Mamoru (East region)

No. 6 seeds:

21. Peach and Daisy (Midwest region)
22. Starfire (Teen Titans) and Blackfire (Teen Titans) (West region)
23. Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong (South region)
24. Croc and Glover (East region)

No. 7 seeds:

25. Ryo and Runa (South region)
26. Mako (Legend of Korra) and Bolin (Legend of Korra) (West region)
27. Jak and Keira (East region)
28. Rayn and Ashelin (Midwest region)

No. 8 seeds:

29. Professor Burnet and Brigette (East region)
30. Hanzo and Ashe (Overwatch) (South region)
31. Sarah (Pokemon) and Harper (Pokemon) (West region)
32. Vivian and Birdo (Midwest region)

No. 9 seeds:

33. Viola (Pokemon) and Alexa (Pokemon) (West region)
34. Basch (Final Fantasy XII) and Ashe (Final Fantasy XII) (South region)
35. Brigitte and Ingrid (East region)
36. Peachette and Pauline (Midwest region)

No. 10 seeds:

37. Benga and Alder (East region)
38. Rowen and Hilda (Midwest region)
39. Sonic (Sonic series) and Tails (Sonic series) (South region)
40. Mako (Kill La Kill) and Nonon (West region)

No. 11 seeds:

41. Anthea (Pokemon) and Concordia (Pokemon) (West region)
42. Fennel and Bianca (Pokemon) (East region)
43. Joker and Luka (Bayonetta series) (South region)
44. Kirby and Jiggypuff (Midwest region)

No. 12 seeds:

45. Din and Nayru (South region)
46. Merilyn and Millis (West region)
47. Kagome (Inuyasha series) and Sango (Inuyasha series) (Midwest region)
48. Hunter (Spyro series; remake version) and Bianca (Spyro series; remake version) (East region)

No. 13 seeds:

49. Joni and Leslie/Sky and Rottytops (Play-in game, winners face Red and Red's mom; West region)
50. Sonia and Oleana (South region)
51. Spyro and Elora (East region)
52. Nessa and Bea (Midwest region)

No. 14 seeds:

53. Fran and Penelo (West region)
54. Dixie Kong (Donkey Kong series) and Tiny Kong (Donkey Kong series)/JunJun (Sailor Moon) and CereCere (Sailor Moon) (Play-in game, winners face Pit and Jeanne; South region)
55. Small Norm (Crash Bandicoot series; remake version) and Big Norm (Crash Bandicoot series; remake version) (East region)
56. Shantae and Risky Boots (Midwest region)

No. 15 seeds:

57. Runa's brother and White Blaze (South region)
58. Liz (Crash Bandicoot series; remake version) and Isabella (Crash Bandicoot series; remake version) (East region)
59. Duck Hunt Duo/Korra and Asami (Play-in game, winners face Mai and Videl; Midwest region)
60. Junkrat (Overwatch) and Roadhog (Overwatch) (West region)

No. 16 seeds:

61. Cappy and Tiara (South region)
62. D.Va and Mercy (Midwest region)
63. Sukuyo and Sky's mother (Shantae series) (West region)
64. Twitch and Vinegar/Yumi (Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi) and Ami (Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi) (Play-in game, winners face Crash and Coco; East region)

Last four byes:

Duck Hunt Duo
Korra and Asami
Junkrat and Roadhog
Cappy and Tiara

Last four in:

D.Va and Mercy
Sukuyo and Sky's mother
Twitch and Vinegar
Yumi and Ami (Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi)

First four out:

Bulma and Tights
PallaPalla (Sailor Moon) and VesVes (Sailor Moon)
Boosette and Chompette
Komodo Moe and Komodo Joe

Next four out:

Symmetra and Pharah
Cloud (Final Fantasty VII; remake version) and Aeris (Final Fantasy VII; remake version)
Female Wii Fit Trainer (Wii) and Male Wii Fit Trainer (Wii)
Gloria (Pokemon) and Melony (Pokemon)

South region:

(1) Mario and Luigi vs. (16) Cappy and Tiara (Mario Kart Stadium)
(8) Hanzo and Ashe (Overwatch) vs. (9) Basch and Ashe (Final Fantasy XII) (Mario Kart Stadium)

(5) Wario and Waluigi vs. (12) Din and Nayru (Bowsette's Castle)
(4) Bowser Jr. and Ludwig vs. (13) Sonia and Oleana (Bowsette's Castle)

(6) Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong vs. (11) Joker and Luka (Noatun)
(3) Pit and Jeanne vs. (14) Dixie Kong and Tiny Kong/JunJun and CereCere (Noatun)

(7) Ryo and Runa vs. (10) Sonic and Tails (Bustling City; Bayonetta 2 main city)
(2) Yuli and Bayonetta vs. (15) Runa's brother and White Blaze (Bustling City; Bayonetta 2 main city)

East region:

(1) Crash and Coco vs. (16) Twitch and Vinegar/Yumi and Ami (Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi) (Coco Park)
(8) Professor Burnet and Brigette vs. (9) Brigitte and Ingrid (Coco Park)

(5) Chibiusa and Mamoru vs. (12) Hunter and Bianca (Spyro series) (Ronin Warriors' Tokyo)
(4) Mia and Rei (Kill La Kill) vs. (13) Spyro and Elora (Ronin Warriors' Tokyo)

(6) Croc and Glover vs. (11) Fennel and Bianca (Pokemon) (Oxide Station)
(3) Nitros Oxide and Dingodile vs. (14) Small Norm and Big Norm (Oxide Station)

(7) Jak and Keira vs. (10) Benga and Alder (Honno City)
(2) Ragyo and Nui vs. (15) Liz and Isabella (Honno City)

Midwest region:

(1) Tawna and Pinstripe vs. (16) D.Va and Mercy (Hot Air Skyway)
(8) Vivian and Birdo vs. (9) Peachette and Pauline (Hot Air Skyway)

(5) Banjo and Kazooie vs. (12) Kagome and Sango (Turbo Track)
(4) Megumi and Ami (Crash Bandicoot series) vs. (13) Nessa and Bea (Turbo Track)

(6) Peach and Daisy vs. (11) Kirby and Jigglypuff (Near 439 East District; Gohan's birthplace)
(3) Gohan and Pan vs. (14) Shantae and Risky Boots (Near 439 East District; Gohan's birthplace)

(7) Rayn and Ashelin vs. (10) Rowen and Hilda (West City)
(2) Mai and Videl vs. (15) Duck Hunt Duo/Korra and Asami (West City)

West region:

(1) Ryuko and Satsuki vs. (16) Sukuyo and Sky's mother (Honno City)
(8) Sarah and Harper vs. (9) Viola and Alexa (Honno City)

(5) Jote and Mjrn vs. (12) Merilyn and Millis (Pallet Town)
(4) Red and Red's mom vs. (13) Joni and Leslie/Sky and Rottytops (Pallet Town)

(6) Starfire and Blackfire vs. (11) Anthea and Concordia (Arendelle)
(3) Anna and Elsa vs. (14) Fran and Penelo (Arendelle)

(7) Mako (Legend of Korra) and Bolin vs. (10) Mako (Kill La Kill) and Nonon (Hau'oli City)
(2) Selene and Plumeria vs. (15) Junkrat and Roadhog (Hau'oli City)

Top fifteen odds to win national title:

Yuli and Bayonetta: 1/2 (No. 2 seed)
Ryuko and Satsuki: 2/1 (No. 1 seed)
Mario and Luigi: 2/1 (No. 1 seed)
Crash and Coco: 7/1 (No. 1 seed)
Ragyo and Nui: 7/1 (No. 2 seed)
Red and Red's mom: 7/1 (No. 4 seed)
Mai and Videl: 10/1 (No. 2 seed)
Selene and Plumeria: 15/1 (No. 2 seed)
Mia and Rei (Kill La Kill): 30/1 (No. 4 seed)
Pit and Jeanne: 30/1 (No. 3 seed)
Nitros Oxide and Dingodile: 35/1 (No. 3 seed)
Gohan and Pan: 40/1 (No. 3 seed)
Chibiusa and Mamoru: 40/1 (No. 5 seed)
Wario and Waluigi: 40/1 (No. 5 seed)
Tawna and Pinstripe: 45/1 (No. 1 seed)/Peachette and Pauline: 45/1 odds (No. 9 seed)/Banjo and Kazooie: 45/1 odds (No. 5 seed)

Top 8 South region odds:

Yuli and Bayonetta: 7/2 odds (No. 2 seed)
Mario and Luigi: 2/1 odds (No. 1 seed)
Pit and Jeanne: 5/1 odds (No. 3 seed)
Wario and Waluigi: 15/1 odds (No. 5 seed)
Hanzo and Ashe (Overwatch): 25/1 odds (No. 8 seed)
Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong: 40/1 odds (No. 6 seed)
Sonic and Tails: 40/1 odds (No. 10 seed)
Bowser Jr. and Ludwig: 50/1 odds (No. 4 seed)

Top 8 East region odds:

Crash and Coco: 9/5 odds (No. 1 seed)
Ragyo and Nui: 3/1 odds (No. 2 seed)
Mia and Rei (Kill La Kill): 3/1 odds (No. 4 seed)
Nitros Oxide and Dingodile: 3/1 odds (No. 3 seed)
Chibiusa and Mamoru: 15/1 odds (No. 5 seed)
Jak and Keira: 35/1 odds (No. 7 seed)
Brigitte and Ingrid: 50/1 odds (No. 9 seed)
Benga and Alder: 60/1 odds (No. 10 seed)

Top 8 Midwest region odds:

Mai and Videl: 5/2 odds (No. 2 seed)
Gohan and Pan: 5/2 odds (No. 3 seed)
Tawna and Pinstripe: 50/1 odds (No. 1 seed)
Peachette and Pauline: 50/1 odds (No. 9 seed)
Banjo and Kazooie: 50/1 odds (No. 5 seed)
Peach and Daisy: 60/1 odds (No. 6 seed)
Rayn and Ashelin: 70/1 odds (No. 7 seed)
Megumi and Ami (Crash Bandicoot series): 80/1 odds (No. 4 seed)

Top 8 West region odds:

Ryuko and Satsuki: 9/2 odds (No. 1 seed)
Red and Red's mom: 6/1 odds (No. 4 seed)
Selene and Plumeria: 8/1 odds (No. 2 seed)
Fran and Penelo: 80/1 odds (No. 14 seed)
Jote and Mjrn: 80/1 odds (No. 5 seed)
Merilyn and Millis: 100/1 odds (No. 12 seed)
Joni and Leslie: 100/1 odds (No. 13 seed)
Anna and Elsa: 100/1 odds (No. 3 seed)

Notes:

- The selection committee show had mixed to negative reviews.

- Lady Kayura, Hotaru, Haruka, Hilbert, Linda, Minako, Ami (Sailor Moon), Usagi, Makoto, Michiru, Setsuna, and Rei (Sailor Moon) had harshly slammed the selection committee for overseeding Crash and Coco, Peachette and Pauline, and Mai and Videl. Hilbert ranted, "I knew it. I knew Crash and Coco would end up as a No. 1 seed because of their names. If another duo, non-popular characters, had the same overall resume, they'd be 2 or 3 seeds lower!". Coco responded, "Go back to licking your Sailor Sluts' feet, asshole! Oh, and don't forget about Kayura and Linda's feet, too, freak!".

- The debate over Peachette and Pauline's seeding and them sneaking into the tournament was 50/50. Toad, ironically, had defended Peachette and Pauline, saying that they had passed the "eye test" in terms of extremely tough competition throughout the regular season. Crash and Coco even defended their friends, with Coco saying, "There's no way a duo like them can get axed with that kind of schedule, .500 record or barely under .500! If they make it to the Final Four, which I think they will, you assholes had better not make any more bullshit excuses, especially you, Triple Crossover Dynasty!".

- Peachette and Pauline were 1-1 against Mario and Luigi, one of the two teams to beat Mario and Luigi, the other being Pit and Jeanne. And like Pit and Jeanne, Peachette and Pauline were undefeated against Ragyo and Nui, Yuli and Bayonetta, Ryuko and Satsuki, and Mia and Rei (Kill La Kill), going 4-0 compared to Pit and Jeanne's 5-0. Peachette and Pauline were also 1-1 against Crash and Coco late in the season, but were 0-2 against Peach and Daisy, who were still ranked at the time. Another win they had grabbed late in the season was against ranked Bowser Jr. and Ludwig.

- The selection committee were also harshly criticized for overseeding Tawna and Pinstripe because the duo had a questionable resume, with them suffering a devastating Quadrant 4 loss in the regular season. But of all the top three seeds, Anna and Elsa were heavily focused on because they didn't finish the regular season as a Top 25 duo, and each and every 4th and 5th seed had far better resumes than them.

- Emily had called the seeding of Anna and Elsa "Just like their bloody movies! Friggin' overrated as shit!".

- Tawna and Pinstripe and Anna and Elsa were popular picks of suffering a 1st-round or 2nd-round upset.

- Not only the West region was the second-easist region, but it was heavily criticized for its many sibling duos, with Red and Red's mom as the only parent-child duo in the region. But in Anthea and Concordia's case, they were foster sisters. Speaking of Red and Red's mom, many people were very upset at the selection committee, especially Blue, Red's childhood rival, for underseeding them. Not only that, but the selection committee was also criticized for a possible Red and Red's mom vs. Joni and Leslie/Red and Red's mom vs. Merilyn and Millis matchup. Leaf claimed that Blue had tried his best to screw Red over.

- Pit and Jeanne as a No. 3 seed was also questionable, but many had pointed out that the reason why they were overseeded was because of a possible revenge matchup against Yuli and Bayonetta in the Sweet 16, with their overseeding being related to Yuli and Bayonetta's underseeding.

- Experts had complained about Yuli and Bayonetta, Ragyo and Nui, and even Mia and Rei (Kill La Kill) being heavily underseeded, mostly because of Crash and Coco's popularity, Tawna and Pinstripe's questionable resume, the selection committee's heavy bias towards the three duos and Ryuko and Satsuki, and Jeanne's quest for revenge.

- There were some complaints about Joker and Luka, a Bayonetta series character, having home advantage in the Noatun, a Bayonetta series place, track despite the duo being lower than a No. 4 seed.

- Many people had realized that every region was predetermined for some duos due to history, sharing the same name, etc. In the South region, for example, Mario and Luigi vs. Wario and Waluigi had begun even before the Super Mario Kart universe had existed. There were two Ashes. Mario and Luigi also had history with Bowser Jr. and Ludwig and Cappy and Tiara. Runa and Runa's brother were obviously related. Yuli used to idolized Ryo, and White Blaze, in the past, and he had known Runa. The two duo Kongs had history together, with Diddy and Dixie being distant lovers. Like Joker and Jeanne, Luka used to partner up with Bayonetta, and that, too, had ended up very bad. Jeanne and Luka continued their friendship. Mario and Sonic were protagonist rivals, but friendly towards each other as a whole.

- Adding on, Roadhog's real name was Mako, making it a total of three Makos in one West region pod.

- Mario and Luigi, Crash and Coco, Ryuko and Satsuki, Ragyo and Nui, Yuli and Bayonetta, Mia and Rei (Kill La Kill), Peachette and Pauline, Wario and Waluigi, Red and Red's mom, Selene and Plumeria, Gohan and Pan, Pit and Jeanne, Bowser Jr. and Ludwig, Jak and Keira, Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong, Sonic and Tails, and Banjo and Kazooie were popular bracket picks to win the national title.

- Bulma and Tights getting snubbed was the biggest story. However, Erasa, a representative for the Dragon Ball series, said that Bulma and Tights hadn't passed the "eye test" due to their three bad losses and lack of quality/decent wins. It should be noted that Bulma and Tights had lost to Gohan and Pan at the start of the season before winning 25 games in row, but after that, they went 5-3 in their final eight games, and all five of those wins were Quadrant 4 wins; with all three loses being Quadrant 4 losses.

- Even Yamcha was upset at the committee for snubbing Bulma and Tights. An anonymous common character said, "I don't care that Peachette and Pauline had a gauntlet and super brutal schedule. A 17-17 duo don't deserve a tournament bid!", but most had assumed that Bowsette had said it. Although Bulma and Tights were mad that they were snubbed, they had defended Peachette and Pauline, saying that any duo with a brutal schedule like that deserved a bid.

- Bayonetta and Yuli had attacked the entire selection committee, including Bayonetta's parents, in a Youtube video with over 30,000,000 dislikes, calling them unfair morons, biased retards, and corrupted pigs. "Yuli and I should've been a No. 1 seed! Ragyo and Nui should've been a No. 1 seed as well! Mia and Rei (Kill La Kill) should've been a No. 2 seed! Ryuko and Satsuki should've been the No. 1 overall seed because they had a better resume than those overrated brothers, Mario and Luigi! Those two duos from that overrated series don't deserve those last two No. 1 seeds, damn it! Mai and Videl and Selene and Plumeria's resumes aren't better compared to Mia and Rei (Kill La Kill)! And why the bloody hell are all the No. 3 seeds above Mia and Rei (Kill La Kill), too, especially Pit and Jeanne!? Oh, wait, I know why Pit and Jeanne are ahead of them! It's because Jeanne getting her bloody ass beaten hurt everybody's "precious little feeelings"!".

- Bayonetta continued, "The selection committee are nothing but a bunch of unfair morons, biased retards, and corrupted pigs! Nina's only there to overseed her fellow Crash Bandicoot series characters! The same could be said for Erasa and Guzma overseeding their friends! The reason why Blue's part of the selection committee is because of his bloody name, and his "Smell ya later!" line is so bloody overrated! Fat bastard King Deedee and gay token Soldier: 76 are just there for no real reason! Toad!? Oh, now we all know why Peachette and Pauline got in the tournament, and we all know why the entire Midwest region is the easiest region, with Peachette and Pauline having the easiest path to the Final Four!".

- Bayonetta also added, "Soichiro, Talpa, and King K. Rool are just there to screw all of us over! And my own parents!? I never knew they could be that stupid, disrespecting their own daughter and in-laws like that!".

- Bayonetta and Yuli were immediately mocked, especially Bayonetta, due to her sounding like a spoiled child with a temper tantrum.

- Many sports fans had declared the West region as the easiest region because it lacked more than three threats for the national title; only Ryuko and Satsuki, Red and Red's mom, and Selene and Plumeria were legitimate threats. However, some were worried that either Joni and Leslie or Merilyn and Millis would pull an upset victory over Red and Red's mom because the latter two had played against the two pairs twice in the regular season, winning all four games. Anna and Elsa were the main culripts because of their overrated seeding. Cye said, "Anything can happen in sports, but Fran and Penelo, a No. 14 seed, having the fourth-highest odds in the West region tells you a lot about the region." As of now, a No. 14 seed was the highest seed as a favorite to win a game.

- The Midwest region was the second-easiest, although it had more potential threats compared to the West region. Peachette and Pauline, Banjo and Kazooie, Gohan and Pan, and Mai and Videl were popular picks, and a lot had picked Tawna and Pinstripe, despite them being a No. 1 seed, to suffer an early exit.

- The South region was the second-hardest, with Mario and Luigi, Yuli and Bayonetta, Pit and Jeanne, Bowser Jr. and Ludwig, Wario and Waluigi, Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong, Hanzo and Ashe (Overwatch), and Sonic and Tails being interesting Final Four picks in everybody's brackets. Mario and Luigi vs. Yuli and Bayonetta could possibly happen as a sheer heavyweight matchup, making it very hard for many fans to choose either duo.

- And finally, the East region was the hardest, meaning that anyone, especially the non-favored lower seeds, had to force themselves to go through a deadly gauntlet, the hardest path to the Final Four. Every duo, including the very low seeds, had at least three or more Quadrant 2 wins during the regular season.

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Rosalina's bracket:

First round:

South region:

(1) Mario and Luigi over (16) Cappy and Tiara (Mario Kart Stadium)
(9) Basch and Ashe (Final Fantasy XII) over (8) Hanzo and Ashe (Overwatch) (Mario Kart Stadium)

(12) Din and Nayru over (5) Wario and Waluigi (Bowsette's Castle)
(13) Sonia and Oleana over (4) Bowser Jr. and Ludwig (Bowsette's Castle)

(6) Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong over (11) Joker and Luka (Noatun)
(3) Pit and Jeanne over (14) Dixie Kong and Tiny Kong/JunJun and CereCere (Noatun)

(10) Sonic and Tails over (7) Ryo and Runa (Bustling City; Bayonetta 2 main city)
(2) Yuli and Bayonetta over (15) Runa's brother and White Blaze (Bustling City; Bayonetta 2 main city)

East region:

(1) Crash and Coco over (16) Twitch and Vinegar/Yumi and Ami (Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi) (Coco Park)
(9) Brigitte and Ingrid over (8) Professor Burnet and Brigette (Coco Park)

(5) Chibiusa and Mamoru over (12) Hunter and Bianca (Spyro series) (Ronin Warriors' Tokyo)
(13) Spyro and Elora over (4) Mia and Rei (Kill La Kill) (Ronin Warriors' Tokyo)

(6) Croc and Glover over (11) Fennel and Bianca (Pokemon) (Oxide Station)
(3) Nitros Oxide and Dingodile over (14) Small Norm and Big Norm (Oxide Station)

(7) Jak and Keira over (10) Benga and Alder (Honno City)
(2) Ragyo and Nui over (15) Liz and Isabella (Honno City)

Midwest region:

(1) Tawna and Pinstripe over (16) D.Va and Mercy (Hot Air Skyway)
(9) Peachette and Pauline over (8) Vivian and Birdo (Hot Air Skyway)

(5) Banjo and Kazooie over (12) Kagome and Sango (Turbo Track)
(4) Megumi and Ami (Crash Bandicoot series) over (13) Nessa and Bea (Turbo Track)

(6) Peach and Daisy over (11) Kirby and Jigglypuff (Near 439 East District; Gohan's birthplace)
(3) Gohan and Pan over (14) Shantae and Risky Boots (Near 439 East District; Gohan's birthplace)

(7) Rayn and Ashelin over (10) Rowen and Hilda (West City)
(2) Mai and Videl over (15) Duck Hunt Duo/Korra and Asami (West City)

West region:

(1) Ryuko and Satsuki over (16) Sukuyo and Sky's mother (Honno City)
(8) Sarah and Harper over (9) Viola and Alexa (Honno City)

(5) Jote and Mjrn over (12) Merilyn and Millis (Pallet Town)
(4) Red and Red's mom over (13) Joni and Leslie/Sky and Rottytops (Pallet Town)

(11) Anthea and Concordia over (6) Starfire and Blackfire (Arendelle)
(14) Fran and Penelo over (3) Anna and Elsa (Arendelle)

(10) Mako (Kill La Kill) and Nonon over (7) Mako (Legend of Korra) and Bolin (Hau'oli City)
(2) Selene and Plumeria vs. (15) Junkrat and Roadhog (Hau'oli City)

Second round:

South region:

(1) Mario and Luigi over (9) Basch and Ashe (Final Fantasy XII)
(13) Oleana and Sonia over (12) Din and Nayru

(3) Pit and Jeanne over (6) Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong
(2) Yuli and Bayonetta over (7) Ryo and Runa

East region:

(1) Crash and Coco over (9) Brigitte and Ingrid
(13) Spyro and Elora over (5) Chibiusa and Mamoru

(3) Nitros Oxide and Dingodile over (6) Croc and Glover
(7) Jak and Keira over (2) Ragyo and Nui

Midwest region:

(9) Peachette and Pauline over (1) Tawna and Pinstripe
(5) Banjo and Kazooie over (4) Megumi and Ami (Crash Bandicoot series)

(6) Peach and Daisy over (3) Gohan and Pan
(7) Rayn and Ashelin over (2) Mai and Videl

West region:

(1) Ryuko and Satsuki over (8) Sarah and Harper
(4) Red and Red's mom over (5) Jote and Mjrn

(14) Fran and Penelo over (11) Anthea and Concordia
(2) Selene and Plumeria over (10) Mako (Kill La Kill) and Nonon

Sweet Sixteen:

South region:

(1) Mario and Luigi over (13) Oleana and Sonia
(3) Pit and Jeanne over (2) Yuli and Bayonetta

East region:

(1) Crash and Coco over (13) Spyro and Elora
(7) Jak and Keira over (3) Nitros Oxide and Dingodile

Midwest region:

(9) Peachette and Pauline over (5) Banjo and Kazooie
(6) Peach and Daisy over (7) Rayn and Ashelin

West region:

(4) Red and Red's mom over (1) Ryuko and Satsuki
(2) Selene and Plumeria over (14) Fran and Penelo

Elite Eight:

South region:

(3) Pit and Jeanne over (1) Mario and Luigi

East region:

(1) Crash and Coco over (7) Jak and Keira

Midwest region:

(9) Peachette and Pauline over (6) Peach and Daisy

West region:

(4) Red and Red's mom over (2) Selene and Plumeria

Final Four national semifinal:

(1) Crash and Coco over (3) Pit and Jeanne
(4) Red and Red's mom over (9) Peachette and Pauline

Final Four national championship:

(4) Red and Red's mom over (1) Crash and Coco

Ash's Elite Eight and Final Four picks:

(3) Pit and Jeanne over (1) Mario and Luigi
(8) Professor Burnet and Brigette over (7) Jak and Keira
(5) Banjo and Kazooie over (2) Mai and Videl
(4) Red and Red's mom over (2) Selene and Plumeria

(3) Pit and Jeanne over (8) Professor Burnet and Brigette
(4) Red and Red's mom over (5) Banjo and Kazooie

(3) Pit and Jeanne over (4) Red and Red's mom

Lanette's Elite Eight and Final Four picks:

(3) Pit and Jeanne over (5) Wario and Waluigi
(8) Professor Burnet and Brigette over (11) Fennel and Bianca (Pokemon)
(6) Peach and Daisy over (9) Peachette and Pauline
(4) Red and Red's mom over (2) Selene and Plumeria

(3) Pit and Jeanne over (8) Professor Burnet and Brigette
(4) Red and Red's mom over (6) Peach and Daisy

(3) Pit and Jeanne over (4) Red and Red's mom

Bowsette's Elite Eight and Final Four picks:

(4) Bowser Jr. and Ludwig over (11) Joker and Luka
(3) Nitros Oxide and Dingodile over (1) Crash and Coco
(2) Mai and Videl over (5) Banjo and Kazooie
(2) Selene and Plumeria over (4) Red and Red's mom

(4) Bowser Jr. and Ludwig over (3) Nitros Oxide and Dingodile
(2) Mai and Videl over (2) Selene and Plumeria

(4) Bowser Jr. and Ludwig over (2) Mai and Videl

Cye's Elite Eight and Final Four picks:

(7) Ryo and Runa over (1) Mario and Luigi
(1) Crash and Coco over (6) Croc and Glover
(10) Rowen and Hilda over (9) Peachette and Pauline
(4) Red and Red's mom over (7) Mako (Legend of Korra) and Bolin

(7) Ryo and Runa over (1) Crash and Coco
(10) Rowen and Hilda over (4) Red and Red's mom

(7) Ryo and Runa over (10) Rowen and Hilda

Emily's Elite Eight and Final Four picks:

(1) Mario and Luigi over (3) Pit and Jeanne
(1) Crash and Coco over (3) Nitros Oxide and Dingodile
(3) Gohan and Pan over (16) D.Va and Mercy
(4) Red and Red's mom over (2) Selene and Plumeria

(1) Mario and Luigi over (1) Crash and Coco
(3) Gohan and Pan over (4) Red and Red's mom

(1) Mario and Luigi over (3) Gohan and Pan

Widowmaker's Elite Eight and Final Four picks:

(8) Hanzo and Ashe (Overwatch) over (3) Pit and Jeanne
(5) Chibiusa and Mamoru over (3) Nitros Oxide and Dingodile
(5) Banjo and Kazooie over (3) Gohan and Pan
(2) Selene and Plumeria over (4) Red and Red's mom

(5) Chibiusa and Mamoru over (8) Hanzo and Ashe (Overwatch)
(5) Banjo and Kazooie over (2) Selene and Plumeria

(5) Chibiusa and Mamoru over (5) Banjo and Kazooie

Yamcha's Elite Eight and Final Four picks:

(10) Sonic and Tails over (1) Mario and Luigi
(1) Crash and Coco over (7) Jak and Keira
(9) Peachette and Pauline over (14) Shantae and Risky Boots
(4) Red and Red's mom over (10) Mako (Kill La Kill) and Nonon

(1) Crash and Coco over (10) Sonic and Tails
(9) Peachette and Pauline over (4) Red and Red's mom

(1) Crash and Coco over (9) Peachette and Pauline

Puar's Elite Eight and Final Four picks:

(11) Joker and Luka over (5) Wario and Waluigi
(6) Croc and Glover over (1) Crash and Coco
(9) Peachette and Pauline over (15) Duck Hunt Duo
(4) Red and Red's mom over (14) Fran and Penelo

(6) Croc and Glover over (11) Joker and Luka
(4) Red and Red's mom over (9) Peachette and Pauline

(4) Red and Red's mom over (6) Croc and Glover

Triple Crossover Dynasty's Elite Eight and Final Four picks:

(2) Yuli and Bayonetta over (5) Wario and Waluigi
(4) Mia and Rei (Kill La Kill) over (2) Ragyo and Nui
(4) Megumi and Ami (Crash Bandicoot series) over (11) Kirby and Jigglypuff
(1) Ryuko and Satsuki over (10) Mako (Kill La Kill) and Nonon

(4) Mia and Rei (Kill La Kill) over (2) Yuli and Bayonetta
(1) Ryuko and Satsuki over (4) Megumi and Ami (Crash Bandicoot series)

(4) Mia and Rei (Kill La Kill) over (1) Ryuko and Satsuki

Efi's (Overwatch) Elite Eight and Final Four picks:

(2) Yuli and Bayonetta over (1) Mario and Luigi
(1) Crash and Coco over (2) Ragyo and Nui
(9) Peachette and Pauline over (6) Peach and Daisy
(1) Ryuko and Satsuki over (10) Mako (Kill La Kill) and Nonon

(1) Crash and Coco over (2) Yuli and Bayonetta
(1) Ryuko and Satsuki over (9) Peachette and Pauline

(1) Crash and Coco over (1) Ryuko and Satsuki

Lusamine's (Pokemon) Elite Eight and Final Four picks:

(2) Yuli and Bayonetta over (4) Bowser Jr. and Ludwig
(2) Ragyo and Nui over (1) Crash and Coco
(2) Mai and Videl over (1) Tawna and Pinstripe
(4) Red and Red's mom over (2) Selene and Plumeria

(2) Ragyo and Nui over (2) Yuli and Bayonetta
(4) Red and Red's mom over (2) Mai and Videl

(2) Ragyo and Nui over (4) Red and Red's mom

Wicke's (Pokemon) Elite Eight and Final Four picks:

(1) Mario and Luigi over (14) Dixie Kong and Tiny Kong
(1) Crash and Coco over (10) Benga and Alder
(1) Tawna and Pinstripe over (15) Korra and Asami
(1) Ryuko and Satsuki over (3) Anna and Elsa

(1) Crash and Coco over (1) Mario and Luigi
(1) Tawna and Pinstripe over (1) Ryuko and Satsuki

(1) Crash and Coco over (1) Tawna and Pinstripe

DJ Mary's Elite Eight and Final Four picks:

(9) Bashe and Ashe (Final Fantasy XII) over (6) Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong
(1) Crash and Coco over (6) Croc and Glover
(2) Mai and Videl over (4) Megumi and Ami (Crash Bandicoot series)
(14) Fran and Penelo over (5) Jote and Mjrn

(9) Basch and Ashe (Final Fantasy XII) over (1) Crash and Coco
(14) Fran and Penelo over (2) Mai and Videl

(14) Fran and Penelo over (9) Basch and Ashe (Final Fantasy (XII)

Karen's Final Four picks:

(1) Mario and Luigi over (3) Pit and Jeanne
(3) Nitros Oxide and Dingodile over (1) Crash and Coco
(3) Gohan and Pan over (9) Peachette and Pauline
(14) Fran and Penelo over (5) Jote and Mjrn

(1) Mario and Luigi over (3) Nitros Oxide and Dingodile
(14) Fran and Penelo over (3) Gohan and Pan

(14) Fran and Penelo over (1) Mario and Luigi

Crunch's Elite Eight and Final Four picks:

(1) Mario and Luigi over (6) Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong
(1) Crash and Coco over (7) Jak and Keira
(6) Peach and Daisy over (8) Vivian and Birdo
(2) Selene and Plumeia over (4) Red and Red's mom

(1) Crash and Coco over (1) Mario and Luigi
(2) Selene and Plumeria over (6) Peach and Daisy

(1) Crash and Coco over (2) Selene and Plumeria

Veran's Elite Eight and Final Four picks:

(12) Din and Nayru over (2) Yuli and Bayonetta
(1) Crash and Coco over (2) Ragyo and Nui
(9) Peachette and Pauline over (3) Gohan and Pan
(1) Ryuko and Satsuki over (6) Starfire and Blackfire

(12) Din and Nayru over (1) Crash and Coco
(1) Ryuko and Satsuki over (9) Peachette and Pauline

(12) Din and Nayru over (1) Ryuko and Satsuki

Lucio's Elite Eight and Final Four picks:

(10) Sonic and Tails over (1) Mario and Luigi
(9) Brigitte and Ingrid over (10) Benga and Alder
(3) Gohan and Pan over (13) Nessa and Bea
(4) Red and Red's mom over (2) Selene and Plumeria

(9) Brigitte and Ingrid over (10) Sonic and Tails
(3) Gohan and Pan over (4) Red and Red's mom

(3) Gohan and Pan over (9) Brigitte and Ingrid

Ashley's Elite Eight and Final Four picks:

(5) Wario and Waluigi over (7) Ryo and Runa
(7) Jak and Keira over (1) Crash and Coco
(5) Banjo and Kazooie over (7) Rayn and Ashelin
(10) Mako (Kill La Kill) and Nonon over (1) Ryuko and Satsuki

(5) Wario and Waluigi over (7) Jak and Keira
(5) Banjo and Kazooie over (10) Mako (Kill La Kill) and Nonon

(5) Wario and Waluigi over (5) Banjo and Kazooie

Genji's Elite Eight and Final Four picks:

(8) Hanzo and Ashe (Overwatch) over (11) Joker and Luka
(5) Chibiusa and Mamoru over (3) Nitros Oxide and Dingodile
(2) Mai and Videl over (16) D.Va and Mercy
(12) Merilyn and Millis over (6) Starfire and Blackfire

(8) Hanzo and Ashe (Overwatch) over (5) Chibiusa and Mamoru
(2) Mai and Videl over (12) Merilyn and Millis

(8) Hanzo and Ashe (Overwatch) over (2) Mai and Videl

Cynthia's Elite Eight and Final Four picks:

(1) Mario and Luigi over (3) Pit and Jeanne
(1) Crash and Coco over (7) Jak and Keira
(2) Mai and Videl over (1) Tawna and Pinstripe
(4) Red and Red's mom over (3) Anna and Elsa

(1) Mario and Luigi over (1) Crash and Coco
(4) Red and Red's mom over (2) Mai and Videl

(4) Red and Red's mom over (1) Mario and Luigi

Leaf's Elite Eight and Final Four picks:

(1) Mario and Luigi over (3) Pit and Jeanne
(1) Crash and Coco over (3) Nitros Oxide and Dingodile
(3) Gohan and Pan over (5) Banjo and Kazooie
(4) Red and Red's mom over (15) Junkrat and Roadhog

(1) Crash and Coco over (1) Mario and Luigi
(4) Red and Red's mom over (3) Gohan and Pan

(4) Red and Red's mom over (1) Crash and Coco

Rose's (Pokemon) Elite Eight and Final Four picks:

(13) Sonia and Oleana over (2) Yuli and Bayonetta
(3) Nitros Oxide and Dingodile over (1) Crash and Coco
(7) Rayn and Ashelin over (5) Banjo and Kazooie
(1) Ryuko and Satsuki over (11) Anthea and Concordia

(13) Sonia and Oleana over (3) Nitros Oxide and Dingodile
(1) Ryuko and Satsuki over (7) Rayn and Ashelin

(13) Sonia and Oleana over (1) Ryuko and Satsuki

Daxter's Elite Eight and Final Four picks:

(3) Pit and Jeanne over (12) Din and Nayru
(7) Jak and Keira over (1) Crash and Coco
(7) Rayn and Ashelin over (9) Peachette and Pauline
(4) Red and Red's mom over (2) Selene and Plumeria

(7) Jak and Keira over (3) Pit and Jeanne
(7) Rayn and Ashelin over (4) Red and Red's mom

(7) Jak and Keira over (7) Rayn and Ashelin

Popular Elite Eight picks/matchups:

(1) Mario and Luigi vs. (2) Yuli and Bayonetta (South region)
(1) Mario and Luigi vs. (3) Pit and Jeanne (South region)
(4) Bowser Jr. and Ludwig vs. (3) Pit and Jeanne (South region)
(1) Crash and Coco vs. (2) Ragyo and Nui (East region)
(1) Crash and Coco vs. (3) Nitros Oxide and Dingodile (East region)
(1) Crash and Coco vs. (7) Jak and Keira (East region)
(5) Chibiusa and Mamoru vs. (7) Jak and Keira (East region)
(9) Peachette and Pauline vs. (2) Mai and Videl (Midwest region)
(9) Peachette and Pauline vs. (3) Gohan and Pan (Midwest region)
(9) Peachette and Pauline vs. (6) Peach and Daisy (Midwest region)
(5) Banjo and Kazooie vs. (2) Mai and Videl (Midwest region)
(5) Banjo and Kazooie vs. (3) Gohan and Pan (Midwest region)
(1) Ryuko and Satsuki vs. (10) Mako (Kill La Kill) and Nonon
(2) Selene and Plumeria vs. (4) Red and Red's mom (West region)

Popular national semifinal picks/winners/runner-ups and national title picks/winners/runner-ups:

(1) Mario and Luigi
(2) Yuli and Bayonetta
(3) Pit and Jeanne
(4) Bowser Jr. and Ludwig
(1) Crash and Coco
(3) Nitros Oxide and Dingodile
(5) Chibiusa and Mamoru
(7) Jak and Keira
(2) Mai and Videl
(3) Gohan and Pan
(5) Banjo and Kazooie
(9) Peachette and Pauline
(1) Ryuko and Satsuki
(2) Selene and Plumeria
(4) Red and Red's mom
(14) Fran and Penelo

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The NIT selection committee show...

Compared to the selection committee show, the NIT selection committee show had half the viewers; either non-viewers were busy with their brackets from the main tournament or they didn't give two shits about it. The NIT committee members had less members as well, with Ralph, Yoshi (Super Mario Bros. series), Ness (Earthbound), and Lucas (Earthbound) being a part of it. Speaking of Yoshi, he had backed out on a racing event a very long time ago.

Seeds and regions:

No. 1 seeds:

1. Bulma and Tights (No. 1 overall seed; Briefs region)
2. PallaPalla and VesVes (PallaVes region)
3. Boosette and Chompette (Super Crown region)
4. Komodo Moe and Komodo Joe (Dragon region)

No. 2 seeds:

5. Symmetra and Pharah (Super Crown region)
6. Cloud and Aeris (Dragon region)
7. Female Wii Fit Trainer and Male Wii Fit Trainer (Briefs region)
8. Gloria and Melony (PallaVes region)

No. 3 seeds:

9. Brendan and Farore (Briefs region)
10. Cross-Stitch and Baron Dante (Super Crown region)
11. Kento and Sage (PallaVes region)
12. Ki and Ishtar (Dragon region)

No. 4 seeds:

13. Santiago and Owen (Briefs region)
14. Anubis (Ronin Warriors) and Cale (Ronin Warriors) (PallaVes region)
15. Mallow (Pokemon) and Lana (Pokemon) (Super Crown region)
16. Wendy (Super Mario Bros. series) and Roy (Super Mario Bros. series) (Dragon region)

No. 5 seeds:

17. Lana's mother (Pokemon) and Mallow's mother (Pokemon) (Super Crown region)
18. Lemmy (Super Mario Bros. series) and Iggy (Super Mario Bros. series) (Dragon region)
19. Dais (Ronin Warriors) and Sekhmet (Ronin Warriors) (PallaVes region)
20. Argus and Riot (Briefs region)

No. 6 seeds:

21. Casey (Pokemon) and Giselle (Pokemon) (PallaVes region)
22. Mina (Pokemon) and Lillie (Pokemon) (Super Crown region)
23. Vaan (Final Fantasy XII) and Balthier (Final Fantasy XII) (Dragon region)
24. Michiko (Michiko to Hatchin) and Hatchin (Michiko to Hatchin) (Briefs region)

No. 7 seeds:

25. Princess Zelda (Legend of Zelda; Breath of the Wind version) and Samus (Metroid series) (Briefs region)
26. Pasadena and Ebenezer (Super Crown region)
27. Lightning and Serah (Dragon region)
28. Maple and Irene (PallaVes region)

No. 8 seeds:

29. Morton (Super Mario Bros. series) and Larry (Super Mario Bros. series) (Dragon region)
30. Polar (Crash Bandicoot series; remake version) and Pura (Crash Bandicoot series; remake version) (Super Crown region)
31. Atsuko (Michiko to Hatchin) and Pepe (Michiko to Hatchin) (Briefs region)
32. Mars and Dawn (PallaVes region)

Briefs region (Mario Circuit):

(1) Bulma and Tights vs. (8) Atsuko and Pepe
(4) Santiago and Owen vs. (5) Argus and Riot
(3) Brendan and Farore vs. (6) Michiko and Hatchin
(2) Female Wii Fit Trainer and Male Wii Fit Trainer vs. (7) Princess Zelda and Samus

Super Crown region (Yoshi Circuit):

(1) Boosette and Chompette vs. (8) Polar and Pura
(4) Mallow and Lana vs. (5) Lana's mother and Mallow's mother
(3) Cross-Stitch and Baron Dante vs. (6) Mina and Lillie
(2) Symmetra and Pharah vs. (7) Pasadena and Ebenezer

PallaVes region (Mario Circuit):

(1) PallaPalla and VesVes vs. (8) Mars and Dawn
(4) Anubis and Cale vs. (5) Dais and Sekhmet
(3) Kento and Sage vs. (6) Casey and Giselle
(2) Gloria and Melony vs. (7) Maple and Irene

Dragon region (Yoshi Circuit):

(1) Komodo Moe and Komodo Joe vs. (8) Morton and Larry
(4) Wendy and Roy vs. (5) Lemmy and Iggy
(3) Ki and Ishtar vs. (6) Vaan and Balthier
(2) Cloud and Aeris vs. (7) Lightning and Serah

Note:

- There were only a few complaints about the NIT selection committee, with Bowsette's complaint being a notable exception; she didn't like the Dragon region because all of her six koopalings were in it, heavily blaming Yoshi for intentionally causing it.

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Play-in game part 1/Day 1 of Kart Madness...

Kart Madness began! Today's matchups were Dixie Kong and Tiny Kong vs. JunJun and CereCere and Twitch and Vinegar vs. Yumi and Ami (Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi). Both matchups would happen at Toad Harbor, the Dayton, Ohio of Kart Madness for the play-in games; so was two of tomorrow's play-in matchups. Mario Kart Stadium was sold out; even a lot of fans were scattering around Toad Harbor.

In other news, Bulma and Tights vs. Atsuko and Pepe, Cross-Stitch and Baron Dante vs. Mina and Lillie, Gloria and Melony vs. Maple and Irene, and Wendy and Roy vs. Lemmy and Iggy, NIT matchups, had aired earlier today. Bulma and Tights had crushed Atsuko and Pepe, proving to everybody that they belonged in Kart Madness. As for the other winners, Mina and Lillie had won a hard-fought race, Gloria and Melony didn't have much trouble against their opponents, and Wendy and Roy had emotionally won against their koopaling breathen. The commentators for the NIT races were Lucas and Ness, who were recently praised for doing a good job on commentating.

Before the first NIT race had begun, Michiko and Hatchin had flirted with Brendan, while Farore was busy smoking alone. Atsuko, who had a long history with Michiko, and Pepe had witnessed the flirting. Atsuko had decided to tell Farore about it, due to her being extremely jealous of Michiko and Hatchin as a team, but Pepe had told Atsuko to get over it. Speaking of Pepe, her sister, Lulu (Michiko to Hatchin), was supposed to be her partner, but Lulu had instead wanted her hometown to become a safe place to live, hence why Pepe and Atsuko had ended up as partners. Since Event 39, Lulu had attended every Event and every regular season game in Mario Kart Stadium.

Anyway, Atsuko had told Farore that Brendan was messing around with other girls, and Farore rushed to Brendan, with Atsuko and Pepe following her. After Farore had found out that Brendan was having fun with Michiko and Hatchin, Farore smiled and confirmed that Michiko and Hatchin had become friends with Din and Nayru during Event 130, something that Atsuko had never known about. Farore had also confirmed that Hatchin's son (Michiko to Hatchin) were friends with all of Brendan's children. As a bonus, Farore had admitted that she, Veran, Din, Nayru, and even Brendan had played "house" with Michiko and Hatchin a couple of times. Farore's words had angered Atsuko, but Pepe thought that she wanted to play "house" with Brendan as well. Zelda, Samus, and Female Wii Fit Trainer, nearby, had heard the whole conversation, then talked about how hot Brendan was. But Male Wii Fit Trainer, who just had a friendly conversation with Bulma and Tights, had heard his ex-wife and her girlfriends' words, pissing him off.

After the Bulma and Tights vs. Atsuko and Pepe race, Atsuko, half-naked, had come up to Brendan, Michiko, Hatchin, and Farore, and apologized to them for being mean to Michiko and Hatchin, desperately wanting to get close to Michiko. Michiko and Hatchin didn't accept Atsuko's apology, with Michiko rudely telling Atsuko to get lost. But Brendan wanted to make peace, and Michiko and Hatchin eventually apologized to Atsuko. Pepe, Female Wii Fit Trainer, Samus, and Zelda saw the whole scene, and they loved it a lot.

Back to Kart Madness, the current commentators were Ash, Lanette, Emily, Widowmaker, Cye, Yamcha, Puar, Bowsette, and Red's mom. Speaking of Red's mom, she was allowed to commentate the first four games, and if she and Red were to lose during Kart Madness except for the National Title game, she'd commentate the rest of the games.

An hour later...

Three... two... one... START! JunJun and CereCere got the lead! Their first item? Three Green Shells! CereCere threw all of the backwards as Dixie Kong and Tiny Kong grabbed a Lightning item, but the latter duo dodged all three Green Shells. Tiny Kong activated the Lightning item, then she and her older sister went past their opponents after squashing them.

"Bad start for JunJun and CereCere!" Ash said.

"The bloody underdogs will lose!" Emily said.

"No matter who wins, they won't get past Pit and Jeanne in the first round!" Lanette said.

"The South region as a whole is brutal as shit, obviously, but my boys will go through that hell of a gauntlet!" Bowsette said.

"Bowser Jr. and bloody Ludwig to the Final Four!? HA! Of all the duos in the South region, they have the hardest path to the Sweet Sixteen! I had them losing to Sonia and Oleana in the first round!" Emily said.

"Don't sleep on Sonia and Oleana, Bowsette! They had a brutal regular season, winning some tough games!" Yamcha said.

"First of all, Sonia and Oleana won't do a damn thing, and second, my boys will extend their record to 37-3! They should've gotten a damn No. 2 seed, by the way!" Bowsette said.

"Uh-oh! JunJun and CereCere are looking bad right now!" Puar said as both Sailor Moon characters got victimized by another Lightning item.

"I bloody knew they were NIT bound at best! We had seen Bulma and Tights earlier in the NIT game, and they were bloody impressive! They should've gotten a Kart Madness bid over JunJun and CereCere!" Emily said.

"JunJun and CereCere's resume wasn't that bad. But as of now, they don't look good," Ash said.

"On dirait qu'ils ont abandonne (It looks like they've given up)!" Widowmaker said.

"I'll tell ya which duo don't deserve a Kart Madness!" Bowsette said.

"They have the same initials as "Topic Creator", right?" Ash deadpanned.

"Cappy and Tiara's resume was shit compared to Bulma and Tights'!" Bowsette said.

"Wait, I thought you were going to mention Peachette and Pauline," Cye said.

"I hate them, too, but they deserve their bid!" Bowsette said.

"So, you weren't that one anonymous common character," Red's mom said.

"Cappy and Tiara had five Quadrant Four losses, two more than Bulma and Tights' three Quadrant Four losses!" Bowsette said.

"But they had one Quadrant One win," Yamcha reminded.

"Over an extremely overrated Tawna and Pinstripe team!? That doesn't count!" Bowsette said.

"Cappy and Tiara had a couple of Quadrant Two wins, too!" Puar reminded.

"Oh, don't give bitter Bowsette more attention. She's still mad at the Selection Committee for underseeding her boys!" Lanette said.

"I don't think they're going to make it to the Final Four, but them as a No. 2 or No. 3 seed would've made more sense!" Puar said.

"Red and Red's mom as a No. 4 seed was extremely criminal," Cye said.

"Anna and Elsa, the last No. 3 seed, over them was also a huge insult to anyone with half a brain!" Emily said.

"Anna and Elsa's overall regular season schedule? Average, one Quadrant One victory, two Quadrant Four losses, and only two appearances in the AP poll, a No. 6 seed at best!" Red's mom said.

"Remember, they have a super large fanbase. Arendelle's gonna be packed!" Ash said.

"To be honest, Ash, Pit and Jeanne were overseeded as well," Red's mom said.

"Yeah, they should've had the lowest No. 4 seed, still getting home advantage!" Bowsette said.

"You had Joker and Luka over Pit and Jeanne in the second round, though!" Red's mom said.

"But I had Runa's brother and White Blaze over Yuli and Bayonetta in the first round! I hope it comes true!" Bowsette said.

A lot of driving later, Dixie Kong and Tiny Kong won the first ever Kart Madness race.

"The right team won!" Cye said as the large SMK crowd went wild over the victory.

"Well, that was disappointing," Yamcha said as the two duos went back to Mario Kart Stadium.

"It was a good ass-beating, that's what it was!" Emily said as JunJun and CereCere started arguing, with the Kong sisters celebrating their important victory.

"Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong vs. Dixie Kong and Tiny Kong in the Round of 32!" Cye said.

"I doubt that would happen, Cye," Lanette said.

"Reminder: Joker and Luka and Cappy and Tiara are the only lower seed duos to have avantage a la maison (home advantage)," Widowmaker said.

"Cappy and Tiara don't friggin' count!" Bowsette said.

"Mario and Luigi are a great duo, Bowsette, but don't count Cappy and Tiara out!" Ash said.

"If Cappy and Tiara win, their upset would be one of the biggest upsets ever!" Puar said.

"Actually, Runa's brother and White Blaze over Yuli and Bayonetta would be a bigger upset victory, due to the latter duo having the highest odds to win the national title," Red's mom said.

"Mario and Luigi should've had the highest odds!" Emily said.

One hour and thirty-minutes later...

Three... two... one... START! The second play-in game began! Twitch and Vinegar took the quick lead. Then, they claimed a Bullet Bill. Yumi and Ami (Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi) claimed one, too! Twitch and Vinegar's next item! A Golden Mushroom! But Yumi and Ami's (Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi) next item? Triple Mushrooms!

"Wow, so far so good!" Puar said.

"It's still not over yet, but the second race is a lot better than the first one!" Yamcha said.

"Damn, take a look at Vinegar slapping the back of her kart!" Red's mom said as Vinegar taunted Yumi and Ami's (Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi).

"Nice taunts!" Cye said.

Twitch and Vinegar eventually claimed two single Mushroom items, but Yumi and Ami's (Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi) got a Star and a Bullet Bill! The latter duo swiftly jumped to first place thanks to those items, angering Twitch and Vinegar.

"Yumi and Ami's (Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi) are far ahead of Twitch and Vinegar, but can they hang on long?" Ash said.

"Regardless of who wins this race, Crash and Coco will have a hard time against one of them!" Bowsette said.

"If I remember correctly, only seven people, the lowest, have picked Crash and Coco to lose!" Lanette said.

"They won't bloody beat Crash and Coco!" Emily said.

"I agree, love, but Crash and Coco will barely escape despite home advantage," Widowmaker said.

Lightning from Twitch! In spite of them, Twitch and Vinegar remained in second place, but close to their opponents. A Red Shell surprise attack from Ami (Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi)! That gave the leading lesbians a huge advantage. Their next item, however, was Triple Bananas, a waste. Ami (Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi) used them anyway, but Twitch and Vinegar dodged all of them. A Star item for Twitch and Vinegar! They ran over their opponents shortly before the item ran out of juice. The duos continuedto battle it out with a lot of collected speed items and a few physical items. At the end, Twitch and Vinegar won the intense battle, leaving most of the crowd shocked.

"Holy shit, people, welcome to Kart Madness!" Ash said.

"That was amazing!" Emily said as the two duos returned to MKS.

"Crash and Coco shouldn't sleep on Twitch and Vinegar!" Yamcha said as Twitch and Vinegar revealed microphones from their bikinis.

"CRASH AND COCO!" Vinegar shouted as Yumi and Ami (Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi) walked away.

"YOU OVERRATED BUMS ARE THE NEXT TO LOSE TO US!" Twitch shouted, too, then the crowded jeered the shit out of her and Vinegar.

"They're hungry for an upset!" Cye said.

"Crash and Coco aren't going to become the first No. 1 seed to lose. It'll either be Tawna and Pinstripe or Ryuko and Satsuki!" Lanette said.

"It's gonna be Mario and Luigi, even though I have them losing to Hanzo and Ashe (Overwatch) in the second round!" Bowsette said.

"Oh, hush, Bowsette," Lanette said.

"D.Va and Mercy will tear Tawna and Pinstripe apart!" Puar said.

"D.Va and Mercy are underseeded, in my opinion, but they won't have a hard time against Crash and Coco's rivals," Widowmaker said.

"Tomorrow's play-in games should be interesting!" Red's mom said.

After the other four NIT games...

Santiago and Owen vs. Argus and Riot, Boosette and Chompette vs. Polar and Pura, PallaPalla and VesVes vs. Mars and Dawn, and Komodo Moe and Komodo Joe vs. Morton and Larry had happened during the second half of today's NIT schedule. Argus and Riot had beaten Santiago and Owen in a very tight race, but all No. 1 seeds had suffered massive upsets, with Polar and Pura, Mars and Dawn, and Morton and Larry advancing to the next round. Interestingly enough, PallaPalla and VesVes had lost on the same day with their sisters, JunJun and CereCere.

End of Chapter 73

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Play-in game part 2/Day 2 of Kart Madness...

Day 2! Today's matchups were Duck Hunt Duo vs. Korra and Asami and Joni and Leslie vs. Sky and Rottytops. Previously, there were four NIT matchups, Brendan and Farore vs. Michiko and Hatchin, Mallow and Lana vs. Lana's mother and Mallow's mother, Anubis and Cale vs. Dais and Sekhmet, and Ki and Ishtar vs. Vaan and Balthier. Brendan and Farore, Lana's mother and Mallow's mother, Anubis and Cale, and Vaan and Balthier all had won their matchups. During the Brendan and Farore vs. Michiko and Hatchin race, Male Wii Fit Trainer had angrily contacted Tracer and Mei via andriod phone and wanted the two to make Zelda and Samus win by forfeit because he was really getting sick and tired of Super Mario Kart, due to his ex-wife's new life, and with that, Zelda and Samus had become the first duo to win by forfeit, and instead of four races, three NIT races would air after the final play-in game.

An hour later...

Three... two... one... START!

"Duck Hunt Duo get the lead!" Ash said.

"Their first item in their first-ever tournament appearance?" Lanette said.

"Triple Bananas!" Ash said.

"It'll work!" Red's mom said as Duck scattered the three bananas.

"Looks like you're right, Red's mom!" Cye said as Korra and Asami fell victim under the banana peel.

"Korrasami only have one Banana item, but... it appears that they're going to lay it on the track anyway!" Yamcha said.

A Crazy 8 item for Duck Hunt Duo! Duck used it fast, but eighteen seconds later, Korrasami got behind them after using Triple Mushrooms. An astounding Red Shell attack from Duck stopped Korrasami from moving forward. Duck launched two more Red Shells, and one of them also hit Korrasami.

"Ce n'est pas bon our (That's not good for) Korrasami," Widowmaker said.

"Remember that bloody Youtube video they had posted eleven hours ago? They had acted very confident, predicting a very deep run in the tournament!" Emily said.

"If they lose, they'll delete that video in a hurry and pretend it never happened!" Puar said.

"Says the one that had Duck Hunt Duo in the Elite Eight along with Peachette and Pauline! But you're right, though! A lot of duos had done that in the past, including Korrasami themselves!" Bowsette said.

"I won't be surprised if Duck Hunt Duo become the first duo to win the inaugural tournament!" Red's mom said.

"Deja vu? It could happen," Yamcha said.

"Duck Hunt Duo winning the first ever Super Mario Kart event was a shocker, though," Ash said.

"Korrasami are attempting another comeback!" Bowsette said as Korrasami got close to Duck Hunt Duo again.

But Duck Hunt Duo rode off fast with a Star! Golden Mushroom time for Korrasami! Now, without any items, Duck Hunt Duo and Korrasami went neck and neck against each other. 80% of the Mario Kart Stadium audience and 90% of the fans around Toad Harbor were cheering hard for Korrasami, but the rest were rooting for Duck Hunt Duo. Both duos got items! Both Bob-ombs! The duos blew each other up, a staggering moment!

"Now, this is Kart Madness!" Bowsette said.

"Tomorrow and the day after that are gonna be jam-packed crazy!" Ash said.

After recovering, both duos grabbed more items. A Mushroom and a Crazy Eight for Korrasami, and Triple Green Shells and a Bullet Bill for Duck Hunt Duo. Korra desperately used the Mushroom item, but Dog attacked her and Asami with one Green Shell afterwards. Then, Duck used the two remaining Green Shells before activating the Bullet Bill, with the second Green Shell making contact towards Korra and Asami. A shocker. A stunning finish.

"Damn, that's a bad way for Korrasami to lose, but great race nonetheless!" Lanette said.

"Bloody glad Duck Hunt Duo friggin' won! They might hang with Maidel!" Emily said.

"Or not," Widowmaker said.

"To most fans, the Midwest region would be a waste if Maidel vs. Gopan doesn't happen in the Sweet 16!" Yamcha said.

"That and/or Peachette and Pauline not going to the Final Four!" Puar said.

"Banjo and Kazooie are also the favorites to win out the Midwest region!" Yamcha said.

"Banjo and Kazooie's seeding is uncomfortable to say the least. Every other No. 5 seed should watch out as well!" Lanette said.

"It's a traditional curse in March Madness except in some years. But here? We'll have to wait and see if it's trending here or not!" Bowsette said as half of the crowd booed at the returning Korrasami.

"The crowd doesn't sound happy!" Cye said.

"Who are they booing? Duck Hunt Duo or Korrasami?" Puar asked as Korra cried on Asami.

"Obviously the latter duo!" Red's mom replied as Korra and Asami walked away, with Korra still crying.

"Damn, they didn't have to get booed like that, but that's Kart Madness for ya!" Ash said.

"Yeah, a lot of fans want to see their favorite duos make deep runs, not suffer an early exit," Bowsette said.

"Only 2% had picked Korrasami to reach the Final Four anyway. They weren't a real threat to begin with," Widowmaker said.

One hour and thirty minutes later...

Three... two... one... START! Joni and Leslie vs. Sky and Rottytops!

"I don't want to say this, Red's mom, but you might wanna root for Sky and Rottytops because they're easier to face compared to Joni and Leslie!" Bowsette said.

"The Selection Committee had done you and Red very dirty, Red's mom! Not only you and Red were underseeded, both four of your friends were underseeded as well!" Yamcha said.

"Joni and Leslie needed that early speed!" Ash said as Joni and Leslie launched off with a Star item.

"Hmmm... I think the Cluefinders bitches had some decent quality wins without any Quadrant 4 losses, enough for a 7th or 8th seed," Emily said as Sky and Rottytops followed pursuit with a Golden Mushroom.

"And Sky and Rottytops? A 10th seed at best," Widowmaker said.

"The closer opponents are, the better the race! But yeah, I had to go through each and every resume last night, and the most underrated ones, not counting Bulma and Tights, were Red and Red's mom, Joni and Leslie, and Merilyn and Millis," Yamcha said.

"We had talked little about a 5th seed possibly being traditionally cursed not too long ago. Well, it's clear that the Selection Committee wants goddamn storylines, just like their NCAA Selection Committee counterpart!" Red's mom said.

"Joni and Leslie are taking control with that useful Lightning, folks! But anyway, Pit and Jeanne being in the same region with Yuli and Bayonetta is the only thing that makes sense. The Selection Committee didn't have to over-do the rest for the sake of more storylines," Puar said.

"They desperately want big ratings, but I bloody agree!" Emily said.

"Next season, it'll be Joni and Leslie vs. Owen and Santiago and Merilyn and Millis vs. Argus and Riot in the first round, and the winners of the second round will possibly face me and Red in the Sweet 16, all in the East region! You guys heard it here first!" Red's mom said.

"That might happen, if all you make it to Kart Madness or the Nobody's Interested Tournament," Widowmaker said.

"The NIT isn't that bad right now," Lanette said.

"Speaking of the NIT, the same shit had happened, and it pissed me off!" Bowsette said.

"Your bloody Koopalings won't win the NIT!" Emily said.

"Damn, Joni and Leslie are still dominating the shit out of Sky and Rottytops!" Cye said.

"Win or lose, I'm proud of them," Red's mom said.

Joni and Leslie eventually won the race.

"Wish us luck Friday, guys," Red's mom said.

"The only thing that matters in the West region is Ryuko and Satsuki suffering a tournament exit!" Puar said.

"Let us hope so," Yamcha said.

"Well, will'cha look at that! Both teams are showing sportmanship towards one another!" Ash said as Joni and Leslie and Sky and Rottytops gave each other hugs, with the crowd giving both teams a round of applause.

"I had expected that!" Red's mom said.

"Tomorrow's gonna be a blast!" Lanette said.

"Upsets will happen, brackets will burn, degenerator bettors will cry, so much more," Widowmaker said.

"If my bracket burns along with Yuli and his harem suffering early exits, I'm all for it!" Cye said.

"Same thing!" Yamcha, Puar, Emily, and Lanette said together.

"Stay safe for tomorrow and Friday, ladies and gents!" Bowsette said.

After the other three NIT games...

Symmetra and Pharah vs. Pasadena and Ebenezer, Kento and Sage vs. Casey and Giselle, and Cloud and Aeris vs. Lightning and Serah had all aired, with the latter race having the most views because of Cloud's popularity. Pasadena and Ebenezer, Casey and Giselle, and Cloud and Aeris had won their races. During the last race, Female Wii Fit Trainer had confirmed to everybody on Twitter that she'd search for a new partner, for next season and beyond, later tonight and reveal her early morning.

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Breaking news! Female Wii Fit Trainer just confirmed her new partner several hours before the first Thursday game! Her new partner? Bumblebee (Teen Titans). Similar to Female Wii Fit Trainer, Bumblebee had an ex-husband; Bumblebee and her ex, Herald (Teen Titens), were last seen together at Event 150, suffering a last place finish. The reason why they had gotten a divorce was because Bumblebee had grown tired of Herald, due to Herald refusing to have sex, always wearing the same clothes, not wanting to get out more and have fun anymore, and more. Shortly after Female Wii Fit Trainer's announcement, she, Zelda, and Samus had showed Bumblebee her possible and future fun partner, Brendan, and Bumblebee thought that Brendan was hot, hotter than Herald.

Thursday's games (in order):

(3) Anna and Elsa vs. (14) Fran and Penelo (Arendelle) (West region) (CBS Channel)

(1) Mario and Luigi vs. (16) Cappy and Tiara (Mario Kart Stadium) (South region) (TBS Channel)

(6) Peach and Daisy vs. (11) Kirby and Jigglypuff (Near 439 East District; Gohan's birthplace) (Midwest region) (TNT Channel)

(8) Professor Burnet and Brigette vs. (9) Brigitte and Ingrid (Coco Park) (East region) (TruTV Channel)

(4) Megumi and Ami (Crash Bandicoot series) vs. (13) Nessa and Bea (Turbo Track) (Midwest region) (CBS Channel)

(7) Mako (Legend of Korra) and Bolin vs. (10) Mako (Kill La Kill) and Nonon (Hau'oli City) (West region) (TBS Channel)

(2) Ragyo and Nui vs. (15) Liz and Isabella (Honno City) (East region) (TNT Channel)

(6) Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong vs. (11) Joker and Luka (Noatun) (South region) (TruTV Channel)

(1) Crash and Coco vs. (16) Twitch and Vinegar (Coco Park) (East region) (CBS Channel)

(3) Gohan and Pan vs. (14) Shantae and Risky Boots (Near 439 East District; Gohan's birthplace) (Midwest region) (TBS Channel)

(8) Hanzo and Ashe (Overwatch) vs. (9) Basch and Ashe (Final Fantasy XII) (Mario Kart Stadium) (South region) (TNT Channel)

(6) Starfire and Blackfire vs. (11) Anthea and Concordia (Arendelle) (West region) (TruTV Channel)

(3) Pit and Jeanne vs. (14) Dixie Kong and Tiny Kong (Noatun) (South region) (CBS Channel)

(7) Jak and Keira vs. (10) Benga and Alder (Honno City) (East region) (TBS Channel)

(2) Selene and Plumeria vs. (15) Junkrat and Roadhog (Hau'oli City) (West region) (TNT Channel)

(5) Banjo and Kazooie vs. (12) Kagome and Sango (Turbo Track) (Midwest region) (TruTV Channel)

 

Friday's games (in order):

(5) Chibiusa and Mamoru vs. (12) Hunter and Bianca (Spyro series) (Ronin Warriors' Tokyo) (East region) (CBS Channel)

(5) Jote and Mjrn vs. (12) Merilyn and Millis (Pallet Town) (West region) (TBS Channel)

(8) Vivian and Birdo vs. (9) Peachette and Pauline (Hot Air Skyway) (Midwest region) (TNT Channel)

(4) Bowser Jr. and Ludwig vs. (13) Sonia and Oleana (Bowsette's Castle) (South region) (TruTV Channel)

(2) Mai and Videl vs. (15) Duck Hunt Duo (Jump City) (Midwest region) (CBS Channel)

(7) Ryo and Runa vs. (10) Sonic and Tails (Bustling City; Bayonetta 2 main city) (South region) (TBS Channel)

(8) Sarah and Harper vs. (9) Viola and Alexa (Honno City) (West region) (TNT Channel)

(3) Nitros Oxide and Dingodile vs. (14) Small Norm and Big Norm (Oxide Station) (East region) (TruTV Channel)

(5) Wario and Waluigi vs. (12) Din and Nayru (Bowsette's Castle) (South region) (CBS Channel)

(1) Tawna and Pinstripe vs. (16) D.Va and Mercy (Hot Air Skyway) (Midwest region) (TBS Channel)

(4) Mia and Rei (Kill La Kill) vs. (13) Spyro and Elora (Ronin Warriors' Tokyo) (East region) (TNT Channel)

(4) Red and Red's mom vs. (13) Joni and Leslie (Pallet Town) (West region) (TruTV Channel)

(1) Ryuko and Satsuki vs. (16) Sukuyo and Sky's mother (Honno City) (West region) (CBS Channel)

(6) Croc and Glover vs. (11) Fennel and Bianca (Pokemon) (Oxide Station) (East region) (TBS Channel)

(2) Yuli and Bayonetta vs. (15) Runa's brother and White Blaze (Bustling City; Bayonetta 2 main city) (South region) (TNT Channel)

(7) Rayn and Ashelin vs. (10) Rowen and Hilda (Jump City) (Midwest region) (TruTV Channel)

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Day 3 of Kart Madness...

Kart Madness really, really began! Mario Kart Stadium was sold out as usual, most of the participating duos chatted with each other, the commentators were very excited, everybody inside Oleana's Luck or Misfortune were talking about the unpredictable nature of sports and betting as a whole, Rosalina was very busy with Twitter, and so much more! The first race, Anna and Elsa vs. Fran and Penelo would kick off in an hour.

"Man, Kart Madness needs to get started already!" Cye said.

"We only have an hour left, which sucks!" Bowsette said.

"We can either keep talking or just mess around with the internet!" Puar said.

"Oh, c'mon, guys, waiting for an hour makes sense! Tracer and Mei can't just rush things! They're very professional at their job!" Ash said.

"If Amelie and I were bloody owners, we would start it right now! Lena and Mei needs to stop messing around and makes some changes!" Emily said.

"Correcte (Correct), dear," Widowmaker said.

"Carefully what you say, Emily, or Tracer and Mei will fine both you and Amelie again," Yamcha said.

"I find it strange that Tracer and Mei had to fine their own best friends," Red's mom said.

"Rosalina wouldn't have done it. Just saying," Cye said.

"Another fight will break out," Bowsette said.

"Remember, Tracer and Mei said that both a fine and suspension would happen next time- Oh, wait, we're not doing events anymore!" Yamcha said.

"If a fight happens, a ban from Cup play and prize reduction will probably happen, and a repeated offense means a suspension from a Season as a whole," Lanette said.

"Yuli and Yuli's harem won't cause it during the tournament and beyond, guys. They're pieces of trash that shouldn't even be here, yes, but they're not idiots," Red's mom said.

"Yeah, I agree, they don't want to put their careers at high-risk again!" Puar said.

"What the hell happened to Bayonetta, guys? She was a mega fan-favorite in the sexual and gaming world, an influence, a nice hero. But ever since she arrived in the Super Mario Kart world, she acted so... different," Cye said.

"We all heard the stories from Joker, Luka, Pit, and Jeanne, but something nasty had happened after Event 37. Puar and I were headed to the smoke area. When we got there, we had witnessed Bayonetta beating up Joker," Yamcha replied.

"It was beyond ugly! She had kicked him in the groin area five times and tortured him with lit cigerattes!" Puar replied.

"Damn, that's dirty..." Cye said.

"Why haven't you guys told anyone about it around that time?" Lanette asked.

"We were on the unpopular side. Had we told anyone about it, we'd be labeled as liars and desperate sore losers!" Puar replied.

"Ah, you're right!" Lanette said.

"Well, everybody just heard more details of Bayonetta's backstory with Joker, so that's good!" Ash said.

"Bayonetta's just a spoiled bitch, but after Yuli got involved in her life, she became more spoiled," Bowsette said.

"Wait, did you guys hear something?" Cye asked as he suddenly heard chants from the crowd.

"I'm hearing it, too!" Puar replied, hearing the same chants.

"It's something about feet, I think!" Ash said.

"THE TRIPLE CROSSOVER DYNASTY'S HERE!" Ash, Lanette, Red's mom, Bowsette, Yamcha, Puar, Widowmaker, Emily, and Cye shouted in unison as the crowd continued to chant "Foot-lickers!".

"There they are!" Red's mom said as she spotted Linda, Rei (Sailor Moon), Lady Kayura, Hotaru, Setsuna, Usagi, Hilbert, Michiru, Ami, Minako, Makoto, and Haruka.

"It looks like they're about to head to a VIP lounge!" Bowsette said.

"We know they're about to talk nonsense on Twitter!" Yamcha said.

"Twitter's gonna be one hell of a wild ride regardless of who wins or loses!" Lanette said.

After an hour...

Three... two... one... START! Fran and Penelo got the early lead as almost everybody around Arendelle cheered for Anna and Elsa. Fran and Penelo got a Golden Mushroom, but Anna immediately used her Boo item, stealing the Golden Mushroom away from Fran and Penelo. Then, Anna and Elsa jumped to first place, causing a giant celebration from their massive fanbase. DJ Mary and Karen were one of the few people to root for Fran and Penelo.

"Jesus Christ, Arendelle's so bloody loud!" Emily said.

"Funny that Fran and Penelo are the favorites to win, and they have less fan support compared to Anna and Elsa!" Puar said.

"Home advantage doesn't mean anything, and the Stanley Cup Playoffs strongly agree with me!" Emily said.

"I know that, Emily, but it feels like Fran and Penelo are big underdogs!" Puar said.

"Or not!" Yamcha said as Fran and Penelo hopped to first place with the very useful Bullet Bill.

"Bloody Kart Madness, baby!" Emily shouted.

Anna and Elsa quickly recovered with a Star item, but Fran and Penelo still secured their lead. Penelo stunned Anna and Elsa with a surprise Spiny Shell, but that stunned Anna and Elsa's mega fanbase as well. Even worse for them, Fran and Penelo extended their lead with two Single Mushroom items.

"The best-of-3 series race isn't over yet, but this explains why Fran and Penelo are the favoris (favorites)," Widowmaker said.

"Arendelle is a long place, one of the longest tracks! But once Mario and Luigi vs. Cappy and Tiara starts, we'll get more racing!" Ash said.

"Uh-oh, Anna and Elsa just got struck with Lightning!" Lanette said.

"Good! They're starting to look like the 2009-10 Georgetown Hoyas men's basketball team!" Emliy said.

"That team's resume was legitimatelly great enough for a 3 seed, though! But their match against Ohio in the Round of 64? Yeah, that was another story," Yamcha said.

"Anna and Elsa are a worse version of that overrated squad," Widowmaker said.

"Twitter's on friggin' fire right now, guys! Hilbert, Kayura, and more are saying that Anna and Elsa are overrated as hell!" Bowsette alerted.

"I'm not surprised!" Emily said.

"That's what those Frozen bitches get for talking bs yesterday!" Red's mom said.

"What did they say?" Puar asked.

""Kiss our tight Arendelle assholes, you fat losers! We will sweep all of our opponents and claim the first ever Kart Madness national title!", and their neckbeard fagtards had trolled other participants and fans, especially Fran, Penelo, DJ Mary, and Karen!" Red's mom replied.

"They had talked smack against me and Amelie, too! I hope they suffer a sweep!" Emily said.

Fran and Penelo ultimately went 1-0. Then, the majority of Arendelle, obviously fans of Anna and Elsa, booed the hell out of them.

Fifteen minutes later...

Anna and Elsa vs. Fran and Penelo resumed, but Mario and Luigi vs. Cappy and Tiara just got started! Fran and Penelo and Cappy and Tiara got the lead in their respective races. Then, Cappy and Tiara claimed a Banana item. Tiara threw it backwards as Fran and Penelo launched fast with a Bullet Bill! Mario temporary blinded Cappy and Tiara with a Blooper as Anna angrily wasted all of her fireballs.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ANOTHER BLOODY BULLET BILL FOR FRAN AND PENELO!" Emily shouted with joy as Fran and Penelo furthered their lead.

"The race in Mario Kart Stadium is tight, though!" Ash said.

"And it gets worse for Anna and Elsa!" Cye said as Anna and Elsa claimed two Coin items.

"Goddamn, that's more insult to injury!" Bowsette said as Mario and Luigi took control with the Crazy Eight.

"I don't feel sorry for those overrated sluts!" Red's mom said.

"Two Star items for Fran and Penelo!? Jesus Christ, this is a slaughter!" Cye said.

"We're having the San Antonio Spurs vs. Miami Heat's 2014 Game 4 Finals flashbacks, people!" Yamcha said as a lot of angry and upset Anna and Elsa fans walked away, leaving Fran and Penelo fans, Starfire and Blackfire fans, and Anthea and Concordia fans by themselves.

"Even Kristoff (Frozen), Olaf (Frozen), and Sven (Frozen) are leaving!" Puar said.

"What kind of bloody husband is Kristoff!? Bloody sore loser, can't even watch his own wife and sister-in-law suffer in terrible pain!" Emily said.

"Definitely a sore loser," Widowmaker said as Elsa sobbed on the angry and crying Anna.

"Hey, check out the tweets from Mia and Kill La Kill Rei!" Bowsette said as Mario and Luigi kept battling it out against their friends.

"What are they saying, Bowsette?" Widowmaker asked.

"Mia said, "Oh, look, the overseeded losers just proved that we should've been a higher seed than them!", and Kill La Kill Rei said, "Justice is served!"," Bowsette replied.

"Please, they have zero room to talk! No one likes them except for their lovers and their children!" Red's mom said.

Mario and Luigi avoided five of Cappy's fireballs, but not the last one. And with that, Cappy and Tiara took control until they crossed through the finish line, going 1-0. Fran and Penelo won the series, 2-0, advancing to the Round of 32.

"Fran and Penelo are moving on to the next round!" Bowsette said as Karen, DJ Mary, and other Fran and Penelo fans celebrated with Fran and Penelo, with half of the Mario Kart Stadium crowd chanting "FP!".

"And Cappy and Tiara just need one more win to pull off a monster upset!" Lanette said.

"I knew this was coming. The Triple Crossover Dynasty are calling Mario and Luigi "extremely overrated"," Yamcha said.

"They don't know what the hell they're talking about!" Red's mom said.

"Anna and Elsa are fighting! Anna and Elsa are fighting!" Ash shouted as the siblings went at it.

"Yeah, that's right! Kill each other and never return to Super Mario Kart, ya bloody losers!" Emily said.

"Now, that's Kart Madness!" Lanette said.

Fifteen minutes later...

Peach and Daisy vs. Kirby and Jigglypuff began and Mario and Luigi vs. Cappy and Tiara continued! Moments later, Peach and Daisy claimed a Red Shell, and Daisy launched it backwards, hitting Kirby and Jigglypuff! Tiara blew up Mario and Luigi with a Bob-omb, but Mario's Flower Boomerang hit Cappy and Tiara at the same time, a Kart Madness moment! Kirby and Jigglypuff confronted Peach and Daisy after using their single Mushroom. Then, both duos grabbed their items. Daisy's Green Shell collided with Kirby's Red Shell, a bad moment for them and their fans, but a Kart Madness moment for many others. Back to the #1 vs. #16 race, Mario abused his Golden Mushroom as he and Luigi drove far away from Cappy and Tiara.

"The #6 vs. #11 race is mad crazy right now, but that's what Kart Madness is supposed to be about!" Ash said.

"Well said, sweetie!" Lanette said.

Two Fire Flower items for Peach and Daisy! Daisy overused all of her fireballs, hitting Kirby and Jigglypuff! But afterwards, Kirby and Jigglypuff recovered big with a Bullet Bill and a Red Shell towards Peach and Daisy, getting first place. Cappy and Tiara got back in the mix, after a lucky Bullet Bill of their own. But Luigi surprised the smaller siblings with a Bob-omb.

"Damn, that was a good one from Luigi!" Puar said.

"Eh, it was alright," Bowsette said.

"Bowsette being Bowsette as usual," Ash said.

"Goddamn it, Jigglypuff and Kirby, those ugly bitches are trying to come back!" Bowsette yelled.

"Peach and Daisy aren't ugly, Bowsette," Yamcha said.

"That's your opinion, Yamcha," Bowsette said.

"You've kidnapped Peach a lot and attempted to marry her by force as Bowser, and now, you're calling her ugly," Puar said.

"You wanna bang her, too?" Bowsette asked.

"Oh, heavens, no! But I'm not calling her ugly, though!" Puar replied.

Mario and Luigi eventually tied the series, 1-1.

"Apparently, Mario and Luigi are keeping their chances of a national title alive!" Ash said.

"They're gonna lose!" Bowsette said.

"Whatever you say, Bowsette!" Cye said.

Peach and Daisy led 1-0.

"Great!" Bowsette yelled.

"Two extra races will begin after fifteen minutes, folks! Professor Burnet and Brigette vs. Brigitte and Ingrid on TruTV and Megumi and Ami (Crash Bandicoot series) vs. Nessa and Bea on CBS!" Ash reminded.

"Four playoff races playing at the same time. First, college basketball, and now, kart racing. That's what sports is all about!" Red's mom said.

"I wish College Football's FBS would do the same thing!" Cye said.

"They don't want their precious powerhouses become a victim of a cinderella team! One College Football FCS team have dominated the FCS a lot of times, but at least the FCS has a true playoff system!" Emily said.

"I don't care if I piss off the millions of rednecks from the common universe, but FBS College Football isn't a real sport. It's a regional, unrealistic sport! A real sport always have a correct playoff system. FBS College Football has more than 100 teams, but only four, Power 5 + Notre Dame teams, are allowed!? Bullcrap! People always crap on the WNBA because it's the least entertaining sport, but at least the friggin' WNBA has a real playoff system!" Bowsette said.

"Damn, Bowsette, way to fire up!" Red's mom said.

"I don't agree with Bowsette sometimes, but she is right about the unrealistic nature of FBS College Football!" Lanette said.

"FBS College Football is my least favorite anyway. I like college basketball a lot more," Yamcha said.

Fifteen minutes later...

Game 3, the final one between Mario and Luigi vs. Cappy and Tiara initiated. Peach and Daisy vs. Kirby and Jigglypuff Part 2 began as well. And the other two games just got started! A bit later, Professor Burnet triggered the Bullet Bill item, allowing her and Brigette to fly like the wind! Mario and Luigi boosted like crazy with their Triple Mushrooms, but Cappy and Tiara overused their Golden Mushroom, getting even with their franchise rivals. Bea's Piranha Plant chomped Megumi and Ami (Crash Bandicoot series) as Jigglypuff struck Peach and Daisy with Lightning.

"Whoo-hoo! Yeah! F yeah!" Bowsette said with joy as the temporary invulnerable Brigitte and Ingrid went behind Professor Burnet and Brigette.

"To be honest, it's friggin' hard to keep up with four playoff games playing at the same time, but overall, it's great!" Cye said.

"Cappy just bloody used the Spiny Shell on Mario and Luigi! That's a big ouch for the #1 overall seed!" Emily said.

"Cappy and Tiara have to keep their momentum up if they want to win this!" Widowmaker said.

"The winners will either lose to Hanzo and Overwatch Ashe or Basch and Final Fantasy XII Ashe in the next round!" Bowsette said.

"Here we go again!" Ash sang.

Jigglypuff and Kirby continued to dominate as they used the hell out of their two Golden Mushroom items. Professor Burnet and Brigette also gained control. And Nessa and Bea went neck and neck against Megumi and Ami (Crash Bandicoot series). Mario just zapped Cappy and Tiara with Lightning! That's a huge relief for Mario and Luigi, but a big ouch for Cappy and Tiara!

Brigitte and Ingrid fought back with a single Mushroom and a Bullet Bill as Megumi barely bombed Nessa and Bea. Cappy and Tiara fought hard again, making many Mario and Luigi very nervous! Brigette fend off Brigitte and Ingrid with fireballs as Peach and Daisy got lucky with a Bullet Bill. Tiara smacked Mario and Luigi with a Red Shell! But seconds later, Mario and Luigi caught up with Cappy and Tiara thanks to their Mushroom!

"OVERRATED!" Bowsette sang.

"We know who you're talking about, Bowsette," Ash deadpanned.

"God, I hope Mario and Luigi vs. Yuli and Bayonetta doesn't happen in the friggin' Elite Eight! It'll be like the Triple Crossover Dynasty Era all over again, forcing myself to root for the Super Mario Bros. characters I hate!" Bowsette said.

Peach and Daisy returned to 1st place, but Kirby sent them back to 2nd place with a devasating Spiny Shell as Nessa and Bea got extremely lucky with two Bullet Bills. Cappy and Tiara continued to go at war with Mario and Luigi as Brigette stopped an attempted comeback from Brigitte and Ingrid. Kirby and Jigglypuff were the first to win, tying their series with Peach and Daisy 1-1. Professor Burnet and Brigette won next, leading 1-0. Nessa and Bea pulled off a win, comfortably leading the series 1-0. And finally, Mario and Luigi barely went through the finish line, winning their hard-fought series against Cappy and Tiara 2-1.

"Again, they're overrated! Lucky bums!" Bowsette screamed.

"Oh, whatever, Bowsette! A win is a win for the #1 overall seed!" Lanette said.

"The #1 overall seed should've belonged to Crash and Coco!" Bowsette said as Mario and Luigi emotionally embraced with Cappy and Tiara.

"We all love Crash and Coco and their overall resume supports their claim as the final #1, but them as the #1 overall seed? You're taking your hatred towards Mario and Luigi way too seriously," Yamcha said as the Mario Kart Stadium crowd cheered for both duos.

"Hear the crowd. They're congratulating both teams for pulling off an entertaining series," Widowmaker said.

"It's the best one so far!" Puar said.

"Which race is the next to air?" Cye asked.

"Legend of Korra Mako and Bolin vs. Kill La Kill Mako and Nonon!" Emily said.

"Another West region matchup? Let's see how that will turn out!" Yamcha said.

"Man, some people are roasting Mario and Luigi on Twitter, especially the Triple Crossover Dynasty!" Ash said.

"Their anti-Mario and Luigi tweets were expected again. But that series was a fun one! We still have lots of games left, which is great!" Red's mom said.

End of Chapter 76

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Fifteen minutes later...

Mako (Legend of Korra) and Bolin vs. Mako (Kill La Kill) and Nonon got started as the other races continued. Kirby and Jigglypuff moved far away from Peach and Daisy with their blazing Golden Mushroom as Mako (Kill La Kill) and Nonon suffered a deadly blow from Bolin's Spiny Shell. Brigette unleashed blazing speed with her Star item, but Ingrid activated her Bullet Bill, with her and Brigitte jumping ahead of Professor Burnet and Brigette. Ami (Crash Bandicoot series) just used one of her three Triple Mushrooms, but Nessa reacted fast by using the Boo item, stealing the remaining two Mushrooms.

"Wow, that was a nice reaction fro Nessa!" Yamcha said.

"Oh, man, Lightning!" Lanette groaned as Ingrid struck Professor Burnet and Brigette with Lightning.

"Had the Star lasted a bit longer, they wouldn't have gotten struck by Lightning!" Ash said.

"Thanks for point that out, captain obvious!" Emily said.

"Damn it, damn it, damn it!" Bowsette cursed three times as Kirby and Jigglypuff got whacked by Peach and Daisy's Bullet Bill.

"Peach and Daisy won't win it all," Widowmaker said.

"I hope they don't!" Bowsette said.

The returning Nonon, and Mako (Kill La Kill), yelled while holding her Green Shell. She tossed it, but Mako (Legend of Korra) and Bolin dodged it. However, Nonon launched her second Green Shell, smacking the two relatives. Professor Burnet and Brigette jumped back to first place thanks to Professor Burnet's fireballs towards Brigitte and Ingrid. Thanks to the very helpful Lightning item, Nessa and Bea got a comfortable lead.

"Nessa and Bea might pull this!" Yamcha said.

"YES, YES, YES, YES, HELL YES! THERE WE FRIGGIN' GO!" Bowsette shouted happily as Kirby and Jigglypuff staggered Peach and Daisy with their desperate Star item.

"Still some racing left for both duos, Bowsette!" Cye said.

"I know, I know!" Bowsette yelled.

"Crap, I knew it!" Lanette said as Brigitte assaulted Professor Burnet and Brigette with a Red Shell.

"Damn, that had to happen..." Ash said.

"Oh, not again! Damn!" Lanette said as Ingrid successfully hit Professor Burnet and Brigette with another Red Shell.

"Ha! Bunch of no good pokesluts, can't even bloody react fast!" Emily said.

"You take that back, freckle face!" Lanette yelled.

Mako (Legend of Korra) and Bolin reached towards Mako (Kill La Kill) and Nonon, but Nonon used her final Green Shell against them, then Mako overused the Golden Mushroom as Brigitte and Ingrid extended their lead. Peach and Daisy just got the lead, Triple Mushroom and a Golden Mushroom! That angered the hell out of Bowsette! Close to the finish line, Kirby used all three of his Red Shell forward, but each Red Shell missed Peach and Daisy, and Peach and Daisy won the series 2-1! Nessa and Bea reached to the finish line, winning their series 2-0. Brigitte and Ingrid tied their series 1-1, and Mako (Kill La Kill) and Nonon led 1-0.

"SON OF A BITCH!" Bowsette screamed as she slammed her fists against the commentary table.

"Both duos deserved to win, though! That was a fun, exciting, and intense series!" Puar said.

"They both deverse to lose!" Bowsette screamed again.

"So much of your ass-kissing towards Kirby and Jigglypuff," Red's mom said.

"More sportsmainship, guys. I like it," Yamcha said as Kirby and Jigglypuff shook hands with Peach and Daisy. The same for Nessa and Bea and Megumi and Ami (Crash Bandicoot series).

"Whatever! They can go to hell!" Bowsette said.

"Grumpy Bowsette strikes again, for the trillionth time!" Ash said.

"Next game?" Red's mom asked.

"It's Ragyo and Nui vs. Liz and Isabella," Yamcha replied.

"Eww, we're about to see creepy Ragyo!" Cye said.

"Liz and Isabella had better not look like a generic 15 seed from the NCAA Tournament!" Emily said.

Fifteen minutes later...

All three races began! Liz and Isabella eventually got a Spiny Shell, but Ragyo took it away with her Boo item. Then, Ragyo used the Spiny Shell against the Bandicoots before commencing her classic evil laugh. Mako (Kill La Kill) and Nonon's lead grew wider, after using a Bullet Bill from the start. Unlike the two games mentioned before, the Coco Park game was a tight one.

"Damn, they're winning so early!" Puar said.

"Same for Kill La Kill Mako and Nonon, but they're a damn good tenth seed!" Red's mom said.

"They're underseeded, but alas, the Selection Committee wants everybody to see an Elite Eight matchup between two former best friend duos," Yamcha said.

"Unless Red and I eliminate Ryuko and Satsuki in the Sweet Sixteen!" Red's mom said.

"Or anybody else in the West region!" Puar said.

"Fran and Penelo vs. Jote and Mjrn in the Elite Eight might happen, a Final Fantasy XII matchup!" Ash said.

"Youngest and oldest sister vs. middle sister and sister-in-law in a deeper round! That's a good story there!" Lanette said.

"I have nothing against Jote and Mjrn, but they're a vulnerable fifth seed. But even vulnerable teams in the NCAA Tournament advance further, and it'll obviously happen here!" Red's mom said.

"Aside from Mario and Luigi, the other duos are vulnerable, and that includes Yuli and Bayonetta, the "favorites" to win it all," Widowmaker said.

"Mario and Luigi had friggin' struggled against an overseeded duo! They're not that good!" Bowsette said.

"It was a classic trap game, silly Bowsette!" Lanette said.

"No it wasn't! Minus Bulma and Tights, give me any of the top 7 NIT teams that deserve a Kart Madness bid over Cappy and Tiara!" Bowsette said.

"Cloud and Aeris!" Emily said.

"Cloud's popular, so I'm with Emily!" Red's mom said.

"I didn't bring this up before! There were rumors of Sephiroth (Final Fantasy VII; remake version) paying the Selection Committee to snub Cloud and Aeris," Yamcha said.

"That might be true, but don't forget about Tifa (Final Fantasy VII; remake version) and Jessie (Final Fantasy VII; remake version). They might have something to do with it, due to Cloud choosing Aeris as his Super Mario Kart partner over them before the regular season," Red's mom said.

"Man, Tifa and Jessie... They couldn't handle it," Cye said.

"Their comments toward Aeris were something else! That's what happens when you're a part of the Super Mario Kart universe!" Puar said.

"If both Cloud and Aeris and Tifa and Jessie make it to next season's Kart Madness, they'll be in the same region!" Red's mom said.

"What are Sephiroth's Final Four picks?" Widowmaker asked.

"Bowser Jr. and Ludwig, Nitros Oxide and Dingodile, Peachette and Pauline, and Starfire and Blackfire, with Peachette and Pauline over Bowser Jr. and Ludwig in the championship game!" Yamcha replied.

"Those are strange Final Four picks!" Lanette said.

"Them over my boys!? Never going to friggin' happen!" Bowsette said.

Ragyo and Nui remained dominant against their lowly and frustrated opponents. Same for Mako (Kill La Kill) and Nonon. In Coco Park's lap three, Professor Burnet and Brigette got the edge of Brigitte and Ingrid thanks to a Spiny Shell. But Brigitte and Ingrid quickly recovered with a surprise Bullet Bill! Professor Burnet and Brigette got hit by it, but they responded with their Star and Mushroom items! Brigitte and Ingrid ran out of Bullet Bill juice and Professor Burnet and Brigette got close to them as the latter duo's Star ran out of juice as well, but Brigitte and Ingrid barely beat their opponents moments later, a Kart Madness moment. Mako (Kill La Kill) and Nonon won their series, and Ragyo and Nui led 1-0.

"Oh, well. Their season was fun while it lasted!" Lanette said.

"Friggin' good!" Bowsette said.

"Hush, angry Bowsette," Lanette said.

"The wrong team lost, but that series was great!" Ash said.

"Both duos had a good season overall," Red's mom said as the duos from both the West and East region shook hands and hugged each other, part of sportsmanship.

"Guys, Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong vs. Joker and Luka, Crash and Coco vs. Twitch and Vinegar, and Gohan and Pan vs. Shantae and Risky Boots are next!" Yamcha said.

"Great, we're back with four games playing at the same time!" Cye said.

"That's good for Kart Madness," Widowmaker said.

"A lot of eyes will focus on Crash and Coco, especially those bloody foot-lickers and their magical sluts!" Emliy said.

"They'll obviously call Crash and Coco overrated, even if the latter two win their series 2-0 in a dominant fashion!" Ash said.

"No matter what they say, Crash and Coco will prove them wrong!" Red's mom said.

Fifteen minutes later...

Start! Twitch and Vinegar got to a hot start as Vinegar zapped Crash and Coco. Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong missed each and every one of Luka's fireballs, then Donkey Kong blasted Joker and Luka with Green Shell. Liz and Isabella went neck and neck with Ragyo and Nui, unfortunately for the former duo. Gohan and Pan suffered a very terrible start despite 100% home advantage for them.

"Liz and Isabella are keepin' it tight with those creeps!" Puar said.

"They better!" Widowmaker said.

Liz and Isabella finally got the upperhand as Isabella's Banana slipped Ragyo and Nui. Twitch and Vinegar fell victim to Crash and Coco's Star item, but three seconds later, Twitch retaliated with a Spiny Shell, then she and Vinegar got their lead back with a Bullet Bill as Gohan and Pan struggled again. Joker tossed a Banana towards, and it surprisingly landed on Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong, allowing Joker and Luka to drive past them.

"Kart Madness, y'all! Kart Madness!" Bowsette said.

"Best Banana throw I've ever seen!" Yamcha said.

"Jesus Christ, another 3 seed is struggling bad against a 14 seed! The bloody hell's going on!?" Emily said.

"Mia and Kill La Kill Rei are currently targeting Gohan and Pan on Twitter," Widowmaker reminded.

"Wow, they're still complaining about their 4 seed?! They need to let it go and focus on their race for tomorrow!" Cye said.

"It's their fault, Yuli's fault, and the other bitches' fault for assaulting Jeanne and destroying her home during the regular season," Red's mom said.

"That's the main reason why Mia and Kill La Kill Rei, Ragyo and Nui, and Yuli and Bayonetta were underseeded, and Ryuko and Satsuki not having the #1 overall seed," Yamcha said.

"Wait, you think Ryuko and Satsuki truly have a better regular season resume than Mario and Luigi?" Ash asked.

"Slightly, but I strongly agree with Red's mom. They have no one but to blame but themselves," Yamcha said.

Ragyo and Nui vs. Liz and Isabella remained very tight. Gohan and Pan finally got some hope as they collected two Bullet Bills. Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong returned the favor as Donkey Kong attacked Joker and Luka with a Banana of his own, although it wasn't as impressive as Joker's earlier attack. Gohan and Pan barely led over Shantae and Risky Boots as Coco hit Twitch and Vinegar with Lightning.

"Gohan and Pan are finally in it!" Cye said.

"It's about time!" Puar said.

"And they're bloody back in second! Spoke too bloody soon!" Emily said as Shantae shocked Gohan and Pan with the Super Horn.

"Aww, man!" Puar said.

Liz and Isabella rode off quick with a Bullet Bill, but Ragyo and Nui pursued them with Triple Mushrooms and a Star! Twitch and Vinegar confronted Crash and Coco with their trusty Golden Mushroom as Coco failed to hit them with each fireball. A Bob-omb towards Crash and Coco! Ouch! Liz and Isabella collected a Green Shell, but Ragyo quickly used her Star item, and it barely saved her and Nui. And with that, Ragyo and Nui easily rode their way to the finish line, a stunning ending. Next, Twitch and Vinegar, Shantae and Risky Boots, and Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong led their respectable series 1-0.

"Oh, whatever, Ragyo and Nui!" Ash said.

"And the crowd boos at them! Predictable, but much needed," Red's mom said as the crowd heavily jeered at the returning Nui and Ragyo.

"Wow, look at this!" Puar said as Yuli, Bayonetta, Satsuki, Ryuko, Mia, and Rei (Kill La Kill) came towards Ragyo and Nui and congratulated the latter two, with all eight getting booed together.

"A celebration between the eight of them. Yuck," Yamcha said as Liz and Isabella shook hands with nearby fans in the stands.

"Bloody dorks. Props to Liz and Isabella for trying in the second game, though," Emily said.

"In other news, Twitter's on fire due to Crash and Coco being down 0-1!" Bowsette said.

"The tweets from the Triple Crossover Dynasty. Precisible et pathetque (Predictable and pathetic)," Widowmaker said.

"They can piss off. Kart Madness isn't about them," Yamcha said.

"Yeah, their voices and opinions don't matter because the only thing they care about is runnin' their mouths, thinking that they're still above everybody else!" Red's mom said.

"They'll hard-target Peachette and Pauline tomorrow, but yeah, screw them!" Bowsette said.

End of Chapter 77

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Fifteen minutes later...

The other three races continued, and Hanzo and Ashe (Overwatch) vs. Basch and Ashe (Final Fantasy XII), the race that Bowsette was obviously looking forward to, began. After a couple of seconds, Pan took out Shantae and Risky Boots with a backwards Red Shell as Twitch stole Crash and Coco's Golden Mushroom with the Boo item. After she and Twitch went past Crash and Coco, Vinegar gave Crash and Coco the finger while blowing a raspberry, taunting them. But Crash retaliated with a middle finger towards Vinegar, and that angered Vinegar.

"Yeah, Crash, give that blonde bitch the finger! Oh, another Mushroom for Basch and Final Fantasy XII Ashe! Regardless of who wins, those extremely overrated bums will get knocked out in the Round of 32 in their own turf!" Bowsette said.

"Geez, Bowsette, that's all you ever talk about right now!" Lanette said.

"I've talked about other things, four-eyes!" Bowsette said.

"Bowsette, shut up!" Ash said.

"Oh, you shut up!" Bowsette said.

"Both of you bloody shut up!" Emily said.

Now, Shantae and Risky Boots now took the lead, all thanks to two Star items. Diddy Kong barely blasted Joker and Luka with a Bob-omb as Crash surprised Twitch and Vinegar with a Spiny Shell. However, Twitch and Vinegar recovered with a Bullet Bill before smacking Crash and Coco with it. Near them, Hanzo stunned Basch and Ashe (Final Fantasy XII) with the Super Horn as Gohan and Pan overused two Golden Mushrooms to return to first place. Diddy Kong stopped Joker and Luka from trying to get the first place with another Bob-omb.

"Well, I didn't expect another bloody Bob-omb from Diddy, but that was great!" Emily said.

"Joker is furious," Widowmaker pointed out.

"So is Luka!" Cye said.

"They'll have to focus hard if they want to avoid elimination," Yamcha said.

"The Coco Park racing is mad intense, all!" Puar said.

"I have a feeling that Twitch and Vinegar will go all old school UNLV basketball next season and beyond!" Yamcha predicted.

"D'accord (Agreed)," Widowmaker agreed.

"Yeah, I can sense it, due to their recent attitude," Red's mom said.

Shantae just stole Gohan and Pan's Bullet Bill! Shantae desperately used it as Joker's Piranha Plant chomped Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong. Hanzo and Ashe (Overwatch) vs. Basch and Ashe (Final Fantasy XII) now became a tight one, in lap 3. Crash and Coco came back to Twitch and Vinegar, then Crash and Coco staggered Twitch and Vinegar with a few fireballs. Two seconds later, Coco threw the rest of the fireballs backwards, also hitting Twitch and Vinegar. Twitch activated all of her Triple Mushrooms, but Crash and Coco crossed through the finish line before they did, with Crash and Coco keeping the series going. Gohan and Pan, Basch and Ashe (Final Fantasy XII), and Joker and Luka all won, barely.

"Three series are tied 1-1, and the other one is 1-0! Kart Madness is getting better and better!" Red's mom said.

"I couldn't agree more!" Lanette said.

"One of the Shantae series duos might win, or both will lose, but we will bloody see!" Emily said.

Fifteen minutes later...

START! Twitch and Vinegar suddenly argued hard with Coco. After collecting a Banana, Vinegar used it against Crash and Coco, then she gave both siblings the double finger again. Because of all of this, Twitter got hot again, with many Twitter users already declaring Crash and Coco vs. Twitch and Vinegar as a new rivalry. Gohan and Pan got back to struggling against underrated Shantae and Risky Boots as the latter duo pounded them with a Star item. As for the other two races, they were tight. But wait! Crash and Coco just bounced back with a the Lightning item!

"More Twitter users are saying a new rivalry have just begun!" Bowsette said.

"That means Crash and Coco will have to play against Twitch and Vinegar twice in the regular season from now on!" Ash said.

"Two regular season games between those two!? I'm all for it!" Cye said.

"Shantae-Boots refuse to lay down for a top seed, it appears," Yamcha said.

"I'm not shocked to see a lot of Gohan and Pan fans continuing to support for their heroes," Emily said.

"That gives Anna and Elsa's fans a bad look," Widowmaker said.

"They're already a bloody laughingstock right now," Emily said.

Twitch and Vineger fought back as Twitch smacked them hard with a Piranha Plant, but Crash retaliated with a Green Shell. Several seconds later, Twitch gave Crash and Coco another taste of her medicine with a Red Shell. Then, Crash rolled over Twitch and Vinegar with the Star item. Shantae and Risky Boots' lead remained large, and the other two races remained tight.

"A new rivalry is definitely confirmed, guys!" Lanette said.

"Damn, Crash and Coco have so many rivals!" Puar said.

"They'll develop more rivalries with other duos!" Cye predicted.

"I find it weird that Crash and Coco vs. Mario and Luigi aren't played twice," Red's mom said.

"Mario and Luigi vs. Sonic and Tails happens twice in the regular season, but it makes more sense," Ash said.

Now, Joker and Luka took control of their race against Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong as Hanzo and Ashe (Overwatch) fend away Basch and Ashe (Final Fantasy XII) with a Banana item. But Basch and Ashe (Final Fantasy XII) swifted recovered with Triple Mushrooms, shocking their opponents! Hanzo perfectly blocked Basch and Ashe's (Final Fantasy XII) kart with his and Ashe's (Overwatch) kart, causing Hanzo and Ashe (Overwatch) to force a tie to the series, 1-1. Joker and Luka and Shantae and Risky Boots won their series'. A Golden Mushroom helped Twitch and Vinegar back in the race, with them and Crash and Coco almost headed to the finish line. Twitch launched her Green Shell forward, but Coco launched her Red Shell backwards, causing both Shells to hit each other! Crash and Coco crossed through the finish line first, and the Coco Park and Mario Kart Stadium crowds went very, very wild over the victory!

"Unbelievable, ladies and gentlemen! Two Kart Madness moments in a fifteen-second span!" Red's mom said.

"Goddamn, a lot, and I really, really mean a lot, of people are reacting to the Crash and Coco victory at the same time!" Bowsette said.

"I'm seeing it, too!" Puar said.

"Bloody Triple Crossover Dynasty jackasses are bloody butthurt on Twitter! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Emily said as the three duos all returned to Mario Kart Stadium.

"Good, they deserve it," Yamcha said as Twitch and Vinegar angrily walked away, with the crowd chanting "Bandicootz!".

"One of these days, Super Mario Kart's gonna break the ENTIRE Twitter webiste," Cye said as Gohan and Pan and Shantae and Risky Boots showed sportsmanship towards each other. Same for Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong and Joker and Luka.

"Uh-oh, some people just wrote that the Triple Crossover Dynasty are heading down to confront Crash and Coco!" Bowsette said.

"REALLY!?" Red's mom said.

"I'm suddenly hearing boos," Widowmaker said as the crowd jeered at the Triple Crossover Dynasty.

"More people are writing that Yuli and his harem are going to do the same thing!" Puar said.

"I'm seeing the Triple Crossover Dynasty, and now I'm just seeing Yuli and his ugly bitches!" Lanette said.

"Me, too!" Ash said.

"C'mon, Ash!" Lanette said as she headed out of the commentary section.

"I'm with you, love!" Ash said as he followed Lanette.

Yuli, Rei (Kill La Kill), Ragyo, Nui, Bayonetta, Mia, Ryuko, Satsuki, Lady Kayura, Linda, Usagi, Ami, Makoto, Setsuna, Hotaru, Rei (Sailor Moon), Michiru, Haruka, Hilbert, and Minako all confronted Crash and Coco, leading to heated arguments, but Crunch stood by Crash and Coco side. After that, Ash, Lanette, Jeanne, Pit, Chibiusa, Mamoru, Benga, Alder, Mario, Luigi, Peachette, Pauline, Mai, Videl, Donkey Kong, Diddy Kong, Joker, Luka, Jak, Keira, Ashelin, Rayn, Rowen, Hilda, Nonon, Mako (Kill La Kill), Sukuyo, Sky's mother, Sky, and Rottytops all aided Crash and Coco, leading to more harsh arguments. Red's mom aided Crash and Coco, but she pointed a Handgun towards the temporary merged group afterwards, shocking the hell out of everybody. Some people in Mario Kart Stadium ran away like hell, and the temporary merged group looked very intimidated, especially Yuli, with him pissing on himself.

"RED'S MOM IS HOLDING A WEAPON!? YOU CAN'T BE FRIGGIN' SERIOUS!" Bowsette exclaimed.

"I hope she puts a bloody cap in their bloody asses!" Emily said.

"Nah, I think she's telling those losers to piss off," Yamcha said.

"Man, I can't believe Mario Kart Stadium is on a whole other level! This is way too much!" Puar said.

"A few are tweeting that Yuli is pissing on himself," Widowmaker said.

"Ha, what a faggot bitch, pissing on himself like a bloody loser!" Emily said.

"Yuli's gonna be bashed so hard after this, but Red's mom will obviously suffer a heavy ass fine!" Cye said.

"She knows it, but she doesn't care!" Emily said.

"Now, Red's mom is giving Jeanne the gun!" Bowsette said.

"Wow, Red and security just came in late, but they're not doing a damn thing!" Puar said.

"Jeanne points it at Bayonetta, I believe!" Bowsette said.

"Twitter users are saying it!" Widowmaker said.

"Hey, where's Tracer and Mei!?" Yamcha asked.

"I think Rosalina tweeted that she's about to alert them about it!" Bowsette replied.

"Tracer and Mei obviously had a bit of private time," Cye said.

"Jeanne just bitch-slapped Bayonetta with the gun!" Bowsette said.

"Good," Widowmaker said.

"That's what I called a great retaliation!" Emily said.

"Several tweets had said that Bayonetta's crying before and after the attack!" Puar said.

"GUNSHOTS!" Bowsette screamed as Jeanne fired almost every bullet up the air, causing the commentators to duck, some fans and current and former Super Mario Kart participants to run off, and other fans to duck.

"Give us updated tweets, Bowsette!" Yamcha said.

"Bayonetta's begging for her life while pissing on herself, Yuli's crying like a pussy bitch, their lovers are imploring Jeanne not to fire another shot, the entire Triple Crossover Dynasty are also doing the same thing, and Red's mom and company are talking smack to them!" Bowsette replied.

"This is one of the craziest moments I've ever experienced in my life!" Puar said.

"Jeanne's just holding Bayonetta at gunpoint again, according to a fe- TRACER AND MEI FINALLY SHOWED UP! UH-OH!" Bowsette said, then she and the other commentators looked at the situation again.

"A lot of people are in so much trouble..." Cye said as both sides talked about the situation to Tracer and Mei in a heated way.

"Yikes, this doesn't look good!" Puar said.

"We'll have to keep reading Twitter comments to follow the conversation!" Bowsette said.

In the Mario Kart Stadium exclusive stands...

"That was wild!" Jessie said.

"It really was!" Tifa said.

"But it wasn't as wild as my dream from last night! Oh, it was amazing, too! Tracer, Mei, Crash, Coco, Mario, Luigi, and a lot of other characters had attended our wedding, you and Aeris were crying like little bitches, and Cloud and I had kissed each other infront of you, Aeris, and everybody else!" Jessie said.

"Shut up!" Tifa yelled.

"Oh, what's the matter!? Had a nightmare last night!? What was it!? Oh, I know what it was! Cloud and I being permanently together!" Jessie said.

"I didn't have a nightmare last night, but a great dream, with Cloud and I living happily ever after!" Tifa said.

Now, Tifa and Jessie argued over Cloud for the thousand time.

Thirty minutes later...

Start! Hanzo and Ashe (Overwatch) vs. Basch and Ashe (Final Fantasy XII) part 3, Starfire and Blackfire vs. Anthea and Concordia, Pit and Jeanne vs. Dixie Kong and Tiny Kong, and Jak and Keira vs. Benga and Alder, four races airing at the same time. Anyway, Starfire and Blackfire gained sweet immunity with the Star item, but Anthea and Concordia went past them with the Golden Mushroom, angering the blood sisters. Keira owned Benga and Alder with a Piranha Plant, but the latter two recovered with the Lightning item, and they jumped to first place. Pit and Jeanne and Basch and Ashe (Final Fantasy XII) handled their own races as of now.

"Pit and Jeanne are in control, all!" Red's mom said.

"Basch and Final Fantasy XII Ashe, too, but I like their chances of winning!" Puar said.

"Damn, Red's mom, you're still getting a lot of love and support on Twitter!" Bowsette said.

"It was worth getting a $900,000 fine!" Red's mom said.

"Jeanne didn't bloody care about her $900,000 fine, too! She got what she wanted, but if that South region matchup happens in the bloody Sweet 16, that means extra revenge!" Emily said.

"We, too, don't care about our fines, even though they're very low," Ash said.

"Yeah, $1,000 is very low, but we can easily cover it, and we'll help Jeanne!" Lanette said.

"I'm still shocked that the Triple Crossover Dynasty suffered fines despite remaining in retirement," Widowmaker said.

"Those clowns got what they deserve," Yamcha said.

"Yeah, they're the ones that started the confrontation," Cye said.

"Poor little Yuli is still getting owned on Twitter!" Bowsette said.

"That's good to hear! Friggin' piss-stain faggot!" Emily said.

"Thoughts on the new nickname, "Pissonetta"?" Puar asked.

"Lovely insult!" Lanette replied.

"Love it!" Ash replied.

"10/10!" Yamcha replied.

"Bloody wonderful!" Emily replied.

"Perfect nickname for that overrated bitch," Widowmaker replied.

"I'm all for it!" Red's mom replied.

"It sounds like an insult that never gets old!" Bowsette replied.

"I'm with everybody!" Cye replied.

After attacking Anthea and Concordia with a Flower Boomerang, Blackfire laughed at them. Thanks to a Lightning item and Mushroom item, Hanzo and Ashe (Overwatch) snatched the lead for the first time in Game 3. Pit and Jeanne continued to have zero problems against Dixie Kong and Tiny Kong, and Benga and Alder and Jak and Keira battled it out with back to back speed items.

"The Honno City race is the best one right now!" Red's mom said.

"The more speed, the better chances of winning," Widowmaker said.

Anthea and Concordia fought back, attacking Starfire and Blackfire with a Bob-omb. The lack of attack item continued to favor both Jak and Keira and Benga and Alder as they remained even against each other. Benga and Alder eventually got the Game 1 victory over Jak and Keira. Pit and Jeanne also snatched a Game 1 win. A Bullet Bill outta nowhere from Basch and Ashe (Final Fantasy XII), and they won their series 2-1! Shortly after that stunning Kart Madness moment, Anthea and Concordia pulled a similar moment, stunning Starfire and Blackfire with the Star item and crossing through the finish line first, 1-0.

"M'fing Kart Madness! The fun never stops!" Red's mom said as the crowd, including Tifa and Jessie, heavily chanted "FF12!".

"Folks, we have five matchups left, and the one of the last two matchups will air in fifteen minutes!" Bowsette said.

"The crowd loves Basch and Final Fantasy XII Ashe a lot!" Cye said as the crowd gave the returning winners a heavy ovation, with Hanzo and Ashe (Overwatch) furiously walking away.

"I'm suddenly smelling a 100% upset here in the next round!" Bowsette said.

"Oh, shut it, you predictable woman," Lanette said.

"Mario and Luigi vs. Basch and Final Fantasy XII Ashe should be a good Round of 32 matchup to watch. But for now, we're still having good matchups, and another one is about to air in a bit!" Yamcha said.

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Fifteen minutes later...

START! A new race, Selene and Plumeria vs. Junkrat and Roadhog just got underway. Starfire and Blackfire got off to a fantastic start as they rolled away fast with a Bullet Bill, leaving Anthea and Concordia with a worthless Banana item. Dixie Kong took away Pit and Jeanne's Red Shells as Roadhog chomped Selene and Plumeria with his Piranha Plant. Then, Dixie Kong punished her opponents hard with one of the Red Shells as Benga slapped Jak and Keira with a Flower Boomerang. Tiny Kong slapped a second Red Shell, also punishing Pit and Jeanne.

"Shit, that's not good for Pit and Jeanne!" Ash said.

"Oh, there goes Starfire and Blackfire's chances! That Lightning item is a killer!" Puar said.

"It's more effective than a Spiny Shell," Yamcha said.

"Speaking of which, Junkrat and Roadhog just got cracked with one!" Bowsette said.

"I'm surprised to see a lot of bloody Junkrat and Roadhog fans in Hau'oli City!" Emily said.

"For those that don't know yet, Junkrat and Roadhog's fanbase is currently Top 10 for most passionate," Red's mom said.

"Damn, really? Imagine if they have home advantage right now," Emily said.

"Junkertown Queen (Overwatch) wouldn't like it one bit," Widowmaker said.

"I like the Junkertown track. It might happen one day," Cye said.

Starfire and Blackfire returned to action as they temporary disabled Anthea and Concordia with a Lightning item of their own. Pit's combined Golden Mushroom and Flower Power put him and Jeanne back in first place as Jak and Keira leapped to first place in their own race. Junkrat and Roadhog squished Selene and Plumeria with a Star item as Starfire and Blackfire returned to first place from now.

"Damn, all of these races are entertaining!" Lanette said.

"The duos that are down 0-1 usually try to keep their series alive, bringing more entertainment!" Bowsette said.

"Anna and Elsa don't bloody count! They literally gave up!" Emily said.

"Well, except for that one!" Bowsette said.

Bullet Bill for Selene and Plumeria! The angry Starfire dodged Anthea's fireballs as Dixie Kong surprised Pit and Jeanne with Lightning. Thanks to Triple Mushrooms and a single Mushroom, Benga and Alder got back to first place, but Jak and Keira staggered them with their Bullet Bill. Anthea and Concordia went past Starfire and Blackfire with their Golden Mushroom as Selene and Plumeria became the first to cross through the finish line. Pit and Jeanne bounced back late in the game with their Crazy Eight, and they ended up winning their series. Anthea and Concordia won theirs, and Jak and Keira tied theirs 1-1.

"We're going have a double-digit seed matchup in the next round, all!" Lanette said.

"And it's gonna happen in bloody Arendelle!" Emily said.

"Hey, that race just ended. That means the last race of today will air!" Puar said as the Mario Kart Stadium crowd cheered hard for Pit and Jeanne, especially the latter.

"Three races left for today, then tomorrow. If only the tournament field was expanded to 96 duos," Yamcha said as Dixie Kong and Tiny Kong thanked Pit and Jeanne for a competitive matchup against them.

"Bloody hell no! That'd be stupid!" Emily yelled as Blackfire congratulated Anthea and Concordia, with the angry Starfire folding her arms.

"Jeez, Emily, I didn't say I wanted it," Yamcha said.

"Nah, Tracer and Mei wouldn't go that far," Ash said as Blackfire consoled Starfire.

"In my opinion, 72 sounds better," Bowsette said.

"Extra play-in games? I'm all for it!" Red's mom said.

Fifteen minutes later...

START! Junkrat and Roadhog got the upperhand with a better boost, then launched away with a Golden Mushroom. Banjo and Kazooie boosted their speed with a single Mushroom, but Kagome owned them hard with the more accurate Green Shell as Benga desperately launched three Bananas upwards. Jak and Keira got slipped by the second one. Plumeria activated her Lightning item, but a 0.5 second after Junkrat and Roadhog shielded themselves with a Star item, bad timing.

"Ouch, that's gonna cost them big!" Puar said.

"Oh, I hate it when that happens, especially in critical situations!" Red's mom said.

"If that happens against a duo in a later round, it'd be very devastating," Ash said.

Selene and Plumeria eventually met up with Junkrat and Roadhog, though, all thanks to a Bullet Bill and Triple Mushrooms. However, Roadhog lowered their chances again as he hit them with a Red Shell. Two Triple Mushrooms for Banjo and Kazooie! That helped them get to first place, but five seconds later, Kagome stunned them with a Spiny Shell. Then, Sango added more insult to injury with fireballs. Now, Jak and Keira went toe to toe with Benga and Alder.

"Wow, that was a waste for Banjo and Kazooie, but they still have enough racing to do!" Lanette said.

"The Honno City race is the only tight one right now, but it's hard to tell who's gonna win that one!" Yamcha said.

Super Horn! Benga just stunned Jak and Keira with the Super Horn! Junkrat and Roadhog got Triple Mushrooms, but Selene and Plumeria used their two Star items! Banjo and Kazooie got extremely lucky with a Bullet Bill as Keira struck Lightning against Benga and Alder. Selene and Plumeria confronted Junkrat and Roadhog, then Roadhog and Selene unintentionally hit each other's Red Shells. Jak and Keira won, Junkrat and Roadhog won as well, and Banjo and Kazooie suffered a horrible and shocking ending as Kagome and Sango barely went ahead of them thanks to a Golden Mushroom.

"Damn, that sucks for Banjo and Kazooie, but they still have some life left!" Cye said.

"Selene and Plumeria would've advanced if not for Roadhog's Green Shell, but it doesn't matter who wins that series! I love it!" Puar said.

"Jak and Keira vs. Ragyo and Nui in the Round of 32? I knew it'd happen," Bowsette said as Jak and Keira and Benga and Alder commenced sportsmanship towards each other, with Chibiusa and Mamoru in the mix.

"Remember one part of post-Event 130, where Keira had bloody busted Ragyo open?" Emily said.

"I remembered it, darling. Lovely moment," Widowmaker replied.

"I hope Jak and Keira run over those bitches 2-0!" Red's mom said.

"Oh, shit, here we go again! TCD are still running their mouths on Twitter!" Bowsette said.

"10 times out of 10 they won't come out of their VIP room tomorrow and the rest of Kart Madness!" Cye said.

"I hate them, but I've gotta give them credit for not going ghost on Twitter, unlike Yuli and his sluts!" Puar said.

"Unless one of the four duos end up winning the national title, I don't see them, especially Yuli and Bayonetta, returning to Twitter anytime soon," Yamcha said.

Fifteen minutes later...

START! After little driving, Roadhog slowed Selene and Plumeria down with fireballs, but Selene and Plumeria got back into it with a Mushroom as Banjo and Kazooie got away fast with Triple Mushrooms. Kagome and Sango just got a Banana, unfortunate for them. A bit later, Roadhog exploded Selene and Plumeria with a Bob-omb, but despite that, Selene and Plumeria quickly got back in the race with another Mushroom. Banjo and Kazooie continued their hot run with a Golden Mushroom as Kagome and Sango got very unlucky with a Coin item.

"Selene and Plumeria won't give up, but give props to JunkHog for being a competitive double-digit seed!" Red's mom said.

"If Selene and Plumeria lose, the West region will be wider for Fran and Penelo and Kill La Kill Mako and Nonon!" Puar said.

"It'll be way wider for them if Red and I lose and Ryuko and Satsuki lose tomorrow," Red's mom said.

"Starfire and Blackfire also lost earlier," Yamcha reminded.

"Crap, I forgot about their loss. Thanks for reminding me!" Red's mom said.

"No matter what happens in the Hau'oli race and tomorrow, the West is still the easiest region!" Bowsette said.

The Hau'oli City continued to act like an even tug of war contest as Banjo and Kazooie kept rolling hard with speed items. But hold on, Kagome and Sango just got a Bullet Bill! Kagome used it in a hurry as Roadhog ended the even tug of war with a Super Horn, but Selene and Plumeria responded to that with a Star item! Banjo and Kazooie's next item? A Bob-omb, disappointing for them and their huge fanbase around Turbo Track, Mario Kart Stadium, Luck or Misfortune, and everywhere else.

"There goes their streak of getting speed boost items!" Lanette said.

"But Kagome and Sango are collecting some! That can't be good for Banjo and Kazooie!" Ash said.

"And their mega large fanbase!" Widowmaker said.

Banjo and Kazooie continued to collect misfortunate items as Kagome and Sango got a bit lucky with one Mushroom. Junkrat and Roadhog leaped back to first place, but then got to second place because of Selene and Plumeria's Mushroom. Lightning attack! Very bad for Banjo and Kazooie, due to them being twenty seconds away from the finish line. Another Lightning item! Kagome and Sango finally jumped in first place as Junkrat and Roadhog saved themselves from Plumeria's backwards Green Shell and getting themselves in first place. Both underdogs won their series.

"Wow, epic choke job by both top seeds, but good races nonetheless!" Emily said.

"Holy crap, Banjo and Kazooie fans are having meltdowns on Twitter!" Bowsette said.

"But a lot of Selene and Plumeria fans are congratulating RoadRat, even Guzma!" Puar said.

"Junkertown Queen's throw a tantrum on Twitter!" Cye said as Banjo and Kazooie and Kagome and Sango hugged each other and thanked each other for a hell of a series.

"I see Game Over Gruntilda's (Banjo and Kazooie) tweet! She calls the moment the best choke job ever!" Yamcha said as Selene and Plumeria and Junkrat and Roadhog also showed sportsmanship to each other.

"I knew she'd react fast. But there's always next season for Banjo and Kazooie," Red's mom said.

"We'll have to wait until tomorrow for the second half of the Round of 64," Ash stated the obvious. "What are you guys planning on doing before then?"

"I'll check and see how many Rule34 pics I have," Bowsette replied.

"Practice for the big day," Red's mom replied.

"Amelie and I will watch some classics from the Event era," Emily replied.

"Only the Events we had won in," Widowmaker replied.

"I'll just surf and chat on Twitter!" Puar replied.

"Pretty much nothing for me," Yamcha replied.

"Same here," Cye replied.

"Let's go and visit Jeanne, Ash," Lanette said.

"Sure, babe," Ash agreed.

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Day 4 of Kart Madness/An hour later...

Chibiusa and Mamoru vs. Hunter and Bianca (Spyro series), the first and only race to air right now, began! After both duos drove a bit, each grabbed an item, both Mushrooms. The race remainded tight until Hunter activated a Bullet Bill, and he and Bianca (Spyro series) drove past their opponents, who just previously obtained a Coin item. Thanks to that moment, the Triple Crossover Dynasty started to insult the hell out of Chibiusa and Mamoru on Twitter.

"The Triple Crossover Dynasty are back to business, as usual," Bowsette reminded.

"It won't bloody happen, but if Chibiusa and Mamoru win the whole tournament, the TCD will say that Chibiusa and Mamoru need eighteen more titles to surpass them!" Emily said.

"Kart Madness isn't comparable to Events. Parity will happen for years to come!" Red's mom said.

"If Kart Madness had 25 duo or less, we'd have a possible old-school UCLA Men's Basketball type of duo," Yamcha said.

"25 sounds like shit," Widowmaker said.

"25 means low ratings and petitions for a big change!" Puar said.

"I wish the TCD would come out of retirement and try to take on the regular season and Kart Madness!" Ash said.

"They won't because they're too afraid!" Bowsette said.

"Imagine the TCD entering Kart Madness undefeated," Puar said.

"That'd kill Kart Madness, in my opinion," Cye said.

Chibiusa and Mamoru got close to their opponents thanks to three single Mushrooms in a row, but Bianca (Spyro series) whacked them hard with her Flower Boomerang. Gritting her teeth, Chibiusa glared at the taunting Bianca (Spyro series) before obtaining a Golden Mushroom. Then, Chibiusa and Mamoru drove past their opponents, with Chibiusa taunting Hunter and Bianca (Spyro series) with the "U Can't See Me" gesture.

"That's some fake ass wrestling shit right there!" Red's mom said.

"But Kart Madness is 100% real, and Chibiusa's better at doing it," Widowmaker said.

Mamoru alerted to Chibiusa that Hunter's throwing several fireballs at them, and Chibiusa drove to her right a bit, avoiding the fireballs. But Hunter unleashed a few more, hitting the father-daughter combo. Six seconds later, Hunter and Bianca (Spyro series) furthered their lead, after striking Chibiusa and Mamoru with Lightning. The father-daughter combo bounced back with speed items, but it was too late as Hunter and Bianca led the series 1-0.

"Ouch, there goes their comeback," Widowmaker said.

"Yeah, that stings a lot! Good race, though," Lanette said.

"Two of my girls are about to get their Kart Madness on, guys! Should be a hell of a battle betweeen them and the FF12 sisters!" Red's mom said.

Fifteen minutes later...

Chibiusa and Mamoru vs. Hunter and Bianca (Spyro series) and Jote and Mjrn vs. Merilyn and Millis went underway! Chibiusa and Mamoru grew their lead a bit with a Mushroom, but Bianca (Spyro series) stopped them with Lightning as Jote barely took away her opponents' necessary Spiny Shell. Then, Jote used that nasty, effective weapon against them. Despite Bianca (Spyro series) and Hunter being far from Chibiusa and Mamoru, Bianca (Spyro series) wasted three Green Shells backwards. But surprisingly, Chibiusa and Mamoru got caught in one of the shells.

"Damn, that's something you don't want to experience if you're far behind your opponents!" Lanette said.

"Awesome luck from Hunter and Bianca (Spyro series), bad moment from Chibiusa and Mamoru," Cye said.

"Alright, my girls are leading in my hometown!" Red's mom said.

"Not bloody surprised that Pallet Town's packed, but if you and Red are about to lose your series against your friends, you'd better hope that your fans don't leave," Emily said.

"My fans and Red's fans are loyal and awesome compared to those bitches' fans," Red's mom said.

"Speaking of those losers' fans, some of them on Twitter said that they're no longer fans of Anna and Elsa. They're now fans of Crash and Coco and Mario and Luigi. Hell, they're also even fans of Bulma and Tights and Cloud and Aeris!" Puar said.

"Bunch of friggin' bandwagoners!" Emily said. "What about that bitch's husband? Have you heard shit from him?"

"If my memory serves me correctly, then I've read a rumor about him jumping out of the Super Mario Kart ship and heading to the NBA ship!" Puar replied.

"The NBA ain't a real sport like FBS College Football. It's nothin' but a bloody predetermined, popularly contest for a few teams and its disgusting sports media!" Emily said.

"The NBA's a nice sport for that sore loser and people like him anyway. Hardcore bandwagon one team that the media loves so much, and he'll make himself feel better," Bowsette said.

Chibiusa and Mamoru stormed back hard with an awesome Bullet Bill + Star combination! First place for them! Now, the Jote and Mjrn vs. Merilyn and Millis race became a tight race, but nine seconds later, Mjrn fend off the Pokemon characters with her Bob-omb as Hunter and Bianca (Spyro series) reclaimed first place, after Hunter overspammed a Golden Mushroom.

"C'mon, girls, snatch a 1-0 lead!" Red's mom said.

"Man, I haven't blinked in a while because of the two races. They're that good!" Yamcha said.

"It's worth not blinking while watching a race, unless that race is only a cruel beatdown!" Puar said.

Merilyn wasted Triple Mushrooms! Chibiusa and Mamoru got first place again, and now, that race turned into a tug-of-war. Merilyn and Millis approached towards the dark-skinned siblings. Mjrn threw her Flower Boomerang towards Merilyn and Millis, but Merilyn went left, barely avoiding it. Jote and Mjrn claimed Triple Mushrooms. They wasted one as Merilyn and Millis snatched a Boo item. Then, Merilyn stole the last two Mushrooms. Merilyn used both in a hurry as Bianca (Spyro series) finally slowed Chibiusa and Mamoru down with a Red Shell. Merilyn and Millis barely went past Jote and Mjrn to lead their series! And Hunter and Bianca (Spyro series) advanced to the Round of 32!

"Bad ending, nice series!" Puar said.

"If we get an all Spyro series in the next round, that'll be great!" Yamcha said as Hunter and Bianca (Spyro series) over-celebrated their victory, with their wild fans bragging about it on Twitter.

"Sucks for the father-daughter duo, but I love how Hunter and Bianca (Spyro series) are celebrating their big tournament win!" Red's mom said.

"And there they go again, more insults!" Bowsette said.

"The TCD can say whatever meaningless insults they want about their rivals, but the latter duo have played one fun series!" Yamcha said.

"I wish the bloody first two rounds have a best-of-5 instead of best-of-3!" Emily said as the duos from the East region gave each other sportsmanship and respect.

"I like the way it is," Ash said.

Fifteen minutes later...

The third race? Vivian and Birdo vs. Peachette and Pauline! Merilyn and Millis succeeded a fresh start, after Millis temporary paralyzed them with Lightning. Same for Peachette and Pauline, after a Spiny Shell towards Vivian and Birdo. The 1st place duos continued to take control of first place, but close to the end of lap one, Merilyn and Millis got struck by Lightning.

"That's okay, though! They're still far ahead of Jote and Mjrn!" Red's mom said.

"I don't want to admit this, but Peachette and Pauline are proving to a lot that they belong in Kart Madness!" Bowsette said.

Jote and Mjrn extended their hopes for a comeback with a Star, but after turning back to normal, Merilyn and Millis helped themselves a lot with a Bullet Bill as Vivian and Birdo made an extremely risky decision by using all two combined Triple Mushrooms. But their high-risk action put them very close to Peachette and Pauline. Vivian and Birdo just dodged Pauline's surprise Red Shell! Whew!

"Boy, that was close or what? A hit would've hurt the underdogs right there!" Lanette said.

Neck and neck from the Hot Air Skyway race. Golden Mushroom time for the slight favorites! That helped Jote and Mjrn, but still not enough! Both duos from the Hot Air Skyway race fell into the abyss, after using their speed items! That didn't really hurt both duos because they were still neck and neck against each other. Back to the Pallet Town race, the FFXII sisters finally got close to their Pokemon opponents, then they dodged a Green Shell, and another one, and the last one! A remarkable moment! Millis pulled out a surprise Red Shell from behind, but the FFXII sisters dodged that one, too, another moment! Merilyn and Millis went through the finish line, sending Jote and Mjrn home! Peachette and Pauline snatched a 1-0 lead, after surviving a furious comeback from Vivian and Birdo.

"YES! STILL MANAGED TO WIN THE SERIES!" Red's mom shouted with joy as her and Red's fans got excited over Merilyn and Millis' victory in Pallet Town. Joni and Leslie got excited as well. But DJ Mary, Karen, Penelo, and Fran weren't; they were a bit upset.

"That was a fun race, but I liked the Hot Air Skyway race better!" Yamcha said as both Merilyn and Millis and Joni and Leslie embraced hugs toward one another.

"Yeah, especially Vivian and Birdo's wild and risk-taking comeback in lap 2!" Puar said.

"That bloody shit had my heart racing! It reminds me of Event 100's Rainbow Road!" Emily said.

"Whoever wins that race will thrash Tawna and Pinstripe in two games!" Cye said.

"Their game hasn't started yet, obviously, but they won't reach far," Widowmaker said.

"They had played like trash in their last fifteen races from the regular season, especially against Marlene (Final Fantasy VII; remake version) and Red XIII (Final Fantasy VII; remake version), their awful Quadrant 4 loss," Yamcha said.

"Their race against Marlene and Red XIII was the very last race of the regular season! Oh, and for the ones that don't know this, Marlene and Red XIII's 34 race is predetermined, the last one. And it is always going to happen in Mario Kart Stadium," Ash said as Jote, Mjrn, Penelo, Fran, Karen, and DJ Mary finally showed class towards Merilyn and Millis.

"I'd love to see Marlene in Kart Madness!" Puar said.

"She and Red XIII will make it next season or the season after that," Cye predicted.

Fifteen minutes later...

Bowsette's boys just started racing against Sonia and Oleana! But two other new races started as well! Mai and Videl vs. Duck Hunt Duo and Ryo and Runa vs. Sonic and Tails! There were many, MANY Sonic and Tails fans around Bayonetta's Bustling City, easily outnumbering Bayonetta and Yuli's fans. But anyway, Bowser Jr. and Ludwig got off to a horrid start as Oleana embarrassed them with a Bob-omb, angering the hell out of Bowsette. Sonic and Tails ironically got a Bullet Bill as their first item, but Ryo and Runa obtained a Mushroom seconds later. The Jump City race was even, with many Gohan and Pan fans rooting for Dog and Duck. The duos from Hot Air Skyway went blazing fast while trying their best to avoid falling into the abyss. Duck's Bob-omb missed, but Mai's own Bob-omb missed, too! Ryo and Runa got to first, but only for a brief amount of time as Sonic and Tails got it back thanks to their Mushroom. Sonia triggered Lightning first, then a Bullet Bill.

"RIGGED! RIGGED, I SAY!" Bowsette screamed.

"Angry Bowsette is throwing her little temper tantrums, I see," Lanette sang.

"Calm, Bowsette, it's still early," Yamcha said.

"No wonder they were the eight-favorites to win the South region despite their fairly-high seed," Cye said.

"Remember when I said that Bowser Jr. and Ludwig had the hardest path to the Sweet 16? Look what's happening now! An underrated 13th seed duo is thrashing them!" Emily said.

"Go to friggin' hell, all of ya!" Bowsette yelled.

A Star for Vivian and Birdo! Runa used all of her Crazy Eight items, but Sonic and Tails got the bigger item, a Bullet Bill! Mai and Videl pulled off a sweet combo against the leading Duck Hunt Duo, a Red Shell from Mai and a Flower Boomerang from Videl. The moment caused Gohan and Pan fans and Duck Hunt Duo fans to jeer at them, but their own fans, the less amount, cheered for them. Peachette and Pauline's two Golden Mushrooms put them in first! Sonia and Oleana continued to have fun, extending their big lead over their opponents.

"If my boys lose, I'm quitting this shit!" Bowsette said.

"Liar," Widowmaker said.

"Oh, cut it out, Bowsette! Before the regular season had started, you said if one of your Koopa duos didn't finish the season undefeated, you'd remove your Super Crown for the first time since Event 1 and retire from commentary!" Ash said.

"I love you, Bowsette, but you're acting like a goddamn drama queen right now. The series isn't even over yet," Red's mom said.

Lightning from Runa! Duck Hunt Duo stormed back with a Golden Mushroom, but Mai blocked their kart with hers afterwards, preventing them from trying to get first place. Vivian and Birdo got hit by Peachette's Green Shell in mid-air, a giant blow for them. Near Sonic and Tails, Runa attacked them with her Piranha Plant, but Sonic and Tails shocked her and Ryo afterwards as they went ahead of them with a Bullet Bill. Dog moved away from Maidel, reaching an item. Both duos earned the same speed item, a Golden Mushroom, but Maidel got the advantage due to Mai's recent actions. Sonia and Oleana, Sonic and Tails, and Mai and Videl went 1-0, but Peachette and Pauline won 2-0.

"Kart Madness sucks ass!" Bowsette screamed.

"Remove that large amount of sand from your bloody vagina and stop overreating, damn it!" Emily said.

"Vivian and Birdo are a good team, but they fought the wrong duo," Yamcha said.

"If either the #1 or #16 wins from the other Hot Air Skyway race, that'll extend Pauline and Peachette's streak of playing a ranked duo!" Puar said.

"That's insane, but what's even more insane is D.Va and Mercy as a #16 seed despite a fairly decent resume and them finishing #24 in the regular season rankings!" Cye said as Vivian and Birdo congratulated Peachette and Pauline, with the former duo promising the latter duo that they'd root for them the rest of the way.

"The regular season rankings don't really reflect seeding, but D.Va and Mercy should've been a #14 seed, with Tawna and Pinstripe as a #3 seed," Yamcha said.

"The seedings from our Overwatch breathen didn't make sense except for Jamison and Mako's (Overwatch) seeding," Widowmaker said.

"Brigitte and Ingrid's seeding made sense, but Hanzo and Ashe (Overwatch) were universally projected as a #6 seed," Emily said.

Fifteen minutes later...

Sarah and Harper vs. Alexa and Viola made room for more Kart Madness! Triple Red Shells for Viola and Alexa, and a hit from Alexa! Bowser Jr. and Ludwig finally got some good luck as they overpowered Sonia and Oleana with Lightning, causing Bowsette to act like an over-the-top fangirl. Sonic barely robbed Ryo and Runa's Golden Mushroom, an early loss for the Ronin Warriors' characters. Dog threw Triple Bananas towards Maidel, who had obtained a Coin, and Maidel unintentionally slipped on the Bananas as Bowser Jr. and Ludwig boosted their lead with Triple Mushrooms. Ryo and Runa just got a monster boost, two Triple Mushrooms!

"That's right, boys! Show 'em what a real duo can do!" Bowsette said.

"They didn't look like a real duo in Game 1!" Puar said.

"Shut up!" Bowsette scowled.

"I wasn't insulting them!" Puar said.

"Yes, you we- LIGHTNING, BABY! HELL YEAH! HELL TO THE YEAH!" Bowsette said.

"We've seen crazy comebacks before, but not in a predictable NBA fashion!" Ash said.

"That Kagome and Sango comeback against Banjo and Kazooie yesterday was over-the-top devastating for the latter two's large fanbase," Lanette said.

"If it had happened in the regular season instead, it'd be a different story!" Ash said.

Golden Mushroom time for Sonia and Oleana! The Honno City race caught almost everybody's attention as Sarah and Harper argued hard with Viola and Alexa. The reason the arguments had happened was because Viola had told Sarah and Harper that Super Mario Kart wasn't the right place for kids and that they should stay in school. Anyway, Sonia and Oleana got their second straight Golden Mushroom as Maidel ran over Duck Hunt Duo while being invincible. Gohan and Pan's fans hurled items and junk toward Maidel, but Maidel responsed with middle finger gestures. Tails staggered Ryo and Runa so hard with the Super Horn as Sonia and Oleana third straight Golden Mushroom allowed them to drive past Bowser Jr. and Ludwig.

"HORSESHIT!" Bowsette's screamed as she slammed her left fist on the commentary table.

"That was amazing!" Red's mom said.

"Amazing, my ass!" Bowsette said.

"But it was!" Red's mom said.

"I'll always be cool with you, but I'm so friggin' disappointed in my boys right now. They'll have to do better next season," Bowsette said.

"I want to poke fun at you as usual, Bowsette, but kinda feel bad for your boys. An amazing 31-3 record in the regular season, home advantage in Kart Madness, failed to snatch a Game 1 victory, and now, a slight meltdown in an elimination game," Lanette said.

"It's not over yet, but it looks like they're gonna lose," Bowsette said.

"Are you still leaving after their possible loss, Bowsette?" Ash asked.

"No, you idiot, I was joking again!" Bowsette replied.

Alexa slapped Harper, but Harper retaliated with a soft punch towards Alexa's left arm. Items for both duos! A Coin for Alexa and Viola, but a Spiny Shell for the other duo, obviously more stronger than Harper's fist! Harper used it as a harsher retaliation before giving Alexa and Viola the finger and telling both older competitors to kiss her smaller ass. Ryo and Runa and Duck Hunt Duo came back, winning and saving themselves from getting eliminated. 1-0 for Sarah and Harper. Sonia and Oleana increased Bowser Jr. and Ludwig's meltdown level, and they won their series.

"Whatever. Let's move on," Bowsette said.

"That's the sound of defeat, but I agree with Lanette. I feel bad for Bowser Jr. and Ludwig," Yamcha said.

"If Sonia and Oleana or Din and Nayru knock Wario and Waluigi out of Kart Madness, I'm good!" Bowsette said as Sonia and Oleana celebrated with some of their fans, Nessa, and Bea in Mario Kart Stadium, with Bowser Jr., especially, and Ludwig storming off in tears.

"Wario and Waluigi are the most overrated team in the South region. I won't be shocked if they get rolled over," Cye said.

"You mean second-most overrated! Oh, Bowsette, you bloody fool! Learn more about kart racing!" Emily said.

"Your Overwatch breathen won't last long in Kart Madness, although I want Hograt to make a deep run!" Bowsette said.

"Red's mom, we only have several more races until yours begin!" Puar said.

"I know that, but I'm not nervous!" Red's mom said.

End of Chapter 80

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Fifteen minutes later...

The 1-1 series races resumed, but Nitros Oxide and Dingodile vs. Small Norm and Big Norm was new. Alexa started shouting and swearing at Sarah and Harper, calling them little bitches, telling them that they were going to choke big. Sonic and Tails and Ryo and Runa launched off with their speed-boosting items as Alexa creamed Sarah and Harper with a Red Shell. Afterwards, Alexa taunted Sarah and Harper as Duck and Videl unintentionally hit each other's Bob-ombs. Ryo and Runa grabbed the double item box before Sonic and Tails did, and Ryo and Runa obtained a Bullet Bill and Crazy Eight! Sarah and Harper delivered a nasty Bob-omb to Alexa and Viola. After a wicked and unexpectedly Lightning attack from Duck, she and Dog cruised throughout the rest of Lap 1. Right now, Nitros Oxide and Dingodile vs. Small Norm and Big Norm was the only close race.

"We now have one tight race, guys! The rest? Just domination!" Yamcha said.

"Viola and Alexa just came bac- Oh, never mind, all!" Puar said.

"Gohan and Pan's fans are trolling Mai and Videl's fans so hard, it's funny!" Bowsette said.

"Maidel ain't looking bloody good, but the tweets from their rivals' fans are bloody hilarious!" Emily said.

"Maidel losing means an easier path to the Final Four for Peachette and Pauline," Widowmaker said.

"Haruka, Hilbert, Hotaru, and Makoto had mentioned that twelve seconds ago!" Bowsette said.

Both Norms got the higher advantage, after a much-needed Bullet Bill from them. Ryo and Runa vs. Sonic and Tails became a tight one, thanks to the latter duo storming back hard with a Golden Mushroom and a Crazy Eight. Sarah and Harper stopped another attempted comeback from the Kalos sisters, a Flower Boomerang to the latter duo's faces. Mai and Videl continued to suffer hard. Two Golden Mushrooms put Nitros Oxide and Dingodile back into the race.

"Hey, guys, Bayonetta just posted a tweet!" Bowsette alerted.

"What did Pissonetta say?" Ash asked.

"She said, "I forgot to mention this before Kart Madness got started, but the real reason why Peachette and Pauline got a very easy path to the Final Four was because Yuli and I and our favorite three duos weren't placed in the same region as them!" Oh, and a lot had called her "Pissonetta" shortly after her tweet!" Bowsette replied.

"Damn, one just wroted, "Where's your pissy-wissy, small ding-a-ling, tiny grapefruit boyfriend, Pissonetta!?" Super burn!" Lanette said.

"It's nice to see that tweet getting over 5,000 likes!" Red's mom said.

Now, the Norms jumped into first! But their opponents reclaimed their spot! Both Mai and Videl and Viola and Alexa occurred a mini-comeback, making their races tight! Sonic and Tails in first place! Tails whipped out a Spiny Shell before launching it, but Ryo activated his Star item just in time! Ryo and Runa won! Duck Hunt Duo won, too, after denying another comeback from Maidel. Sarah and Harper won, after surviving another comeback from Viola and Alexa. And finally, Nitros Oxide and Dingodile won, but unlike the other winners, they had to continue racing.

"Duck Hunt Duo advances!" Red's mom said.

"Look at all the Gohan and Pan fans! They're stormin' the track!" Lanette said as the action happened.

"Gohan and Pan themselves are on the track, I think!" Puar said.

"Duck Hunt Duo fans are doing the same, yes," Widowmaker said.

"It's like college football and basketball all over again!" Yamcha said as Mai and Videl got the hell away from the excited fans.

"KART MADNESS, BABY! KART MADNESS!" Ash shouted as Viola and Alexa angrily stormed away from the happy Sarah and Harper, with the latter two celebrating with Lana's mother, Mallow's mother, Mallow, Lana, and some of their fans in Mario Kart Stadium.

"Guys, a person just tweeted that the Sonic and Tails fans from Bustling City are chanting, "Beat Pissonetta and her little pissy boytoy if they advance!", to Ryo and Runa!" Bowsette informed as Sonic and Tails told Ryo and Runa that they'd hope for another Kart Madness rematch in a friendly way.

"I have a feeling that they'll still be in Bustling City, just to taunt Yuli and Bayonetta throughout the race!" Puar said.

"Wow, Mai and Videl are having a friendly chat with Duck Hunt Duo on Twitter, with the former two thanking the latter two for a great series!" Bowsette said.

"Duck Hunt Duo are celebrating with many fans while using Twitter at the same time? Bloody cool," Emily said.

"Guys, do you think Mei and Tracer would give Duck Hunt Duo a fine after the pitch invasion?" Cye asked.

"I don't think a fine will happen," Ash replied.

"Some pitch invasions had incidents, and some teams, especially SEC teams, had suffered fines, but here? It's not as serious as some of the crazy stuff a lot had done under this universe," Yamcha replied.

Fifteen minutes later...

Nitros Oxide and Dingodile vs. Small Norm and Big Norm resumed, but Wario and Waluigi vs. Din and Nayru, Tawna and Pinstripe vs. D.Va and Mercy, and Mia and Rei (Kill La Kill) vs. Spyro and Elora began, with everybody wanting to focus more on the Hot Air Skyway race. But in Bowsette's case, she focused a lot on the Bowsette's Castle race. Tawna and Pinstripe started off hot! Spyro and Elora moved fast with a Star item, and everybody on Twitter talked about it! But Din and Nayru's Bullet Bill made their lead bigger against Wario and Waluigi! The 1-0 race was the only close one until D.Va and Mercy minimized Tawna and Pinstripe's chances of winning with a Lightning and Golden Mushroom item. Mia and Rei (Kill La Kill) came back, too.

"AHAHAHAHAHA! LOSE YOU OVERRATED LOSERS, LOSE!" Bowsette shouted.

"Not over, Bowsette, but Wario and Waluigi looks defeated, finished. Overconfidence is a curse," Yamcha said.

"A lot had projected a Mario and Luigi vs. Wario and Waluigi Sweet Sixteen matchup, but I was one of the few to not see it happening. We might see Din and Nayru or Sonia and Oleana going up against Mario and Luigi in the Sweet Sixteen," Cye said.

"Funny that both Din and Nayru and Wario and Waluigi had retired during the middle of the Event Era, although Wario and Waluigi had returned near the end of that era!" Puar said.

"The selection committee didn't throw a bone to Wario and Waluigi and say, "We'll give you guys an easy path to the Sweet Sixteen.", and instead, this bad matchup happe- Ouch, Lightning. See what I'm talking about? Kart Madness ain't about popularity and potential later matchups from popular duos. It's about growing experience, confidence, fun, and passion. Hell, we all had seen Duck Hunt Duo pulling off a monster upset against Mai and Videl, among other upsets. Kart Madness will become the next NHL," Red's mom said.

"Ironically speaking, Kart Madness is way more popular than the NHL, but you're right!" Yamcha said.

Din and Nayru made Bowsette a lot happier as they blasted off like hell with a Bullet Bill, but 30% of the Mario Kart Stadium crowd booed at both duos. The 1-0 race continued to be close, and the Hot Air Skyway got close again thanks to Tawna and Pinstripe carefully using their Golden Mushroom. Spyro ironcially fend off Mia and Rei (Kill La Kill) with fireballs, and he and Elora got to first place. But in a surprising turn of events, Mia and Rei (Kill La Kill) wasted two of their Bullet Bills.

"Damn it, those two losers are bloody winning!" Emily said.

"It sucks to see that, but at least Din and Nayru are doing me a favor!" Bowsette said.

Spyro and Elora furiously came back, two Lightnings and a Mushroom! Din and Nayru pulled off a lopsided victory, causing Veran, Brendan, Farore, Bumblebee, Princess Zelda, Samus, Female Wii Fit Trainer, Michiko, Hatchin, Atsuko, and Pepe to talk trash against Wario and Waluigi fanboys on Twitter. Small Norm and Big Norm briefly got the lead, and Nitros Oxide and Dingodile pull off a two-second comeback to win their series 2-0. Spyro and Elora's comeback fell short, with Mia and Rei (Kill La Kill) winning Race 1. D.Va and Mercy barely got ahead of their opponents to the finish line.

"Damn, Yuli's freaks are 1-0!" Widowmaker said.

"That's the third time a #16 seed is leading 1-0! But D.Va and Mercy will beat Tawna and Pinstripe!" Puar said.

"Don't be surprised if D.Va and Mercy win the second or third game, all. It won't be a stunning upset," Yamcha said as Small Norm and Big Norm just walked away, leaving their opponents behind, with the latter two giving high-fives and autographs to their nearby fans.

"As of now, Duck Hunt Duo over Mai and Videl is still the biggest upset!" Red's mom said.

"Red's mom, your race starts in fifteen minutes! Better get ready for it!" Ash reminded.

"Oh, I am 100% ready!" Red's mom said.

"Good luck to you, Red, Leslie, and Joni!" Lanette said.

"Thanks!" Red's mom said.

Fifteen minutes later...

Finally, the Red and Red's mom vs. Joni and Leslie race began in Pallet Town! Jeanne had temporary replaced Red's mom on commentary. Anyway, both duos from the heavily-packed Pallet Town race got a Coin, a rare moment between two duos. Wario and Waluigi remained lifeless in their race as Din and Nayru ran away big with a Golden Mushroom compared to their Coin item, much to Bowsette's amusement. Disaster commences for Tawna and Pinstripe thanks to Mercy's Lightning striking them hard in mid-air. Although their Golden Mushroom was stole by Spyro a bit earlier, Mia and Rei (Kill La Kill) came right back with another one.

"ASH!" Viola yelled as she and Alexa disrupted the commentating, distracting Jeanne and the commentators.

"DAMN!" Ash exclaimed, shocked just like the others. Alexa and Viola had bruises and blood around them, with some portions of their clothing being torn. "Who did those to you two!?"

"Your six friends from Alola, stupid!" Alexa replied.

"In the women's restroom!" Viola added for Alexa.

"Call Ash stupid again and I'll make you bitches more worse!" Jeanne threatened.

"There's no way that they had started beating you two up. You two had probably tried to attack Sarah and Harper and failed," Yamcha said.

"It's true, Yamcha, but we'll defeat all six of them in the next season!" Alexa said.

"C'mom, big sis, let's stay over at Honno City," Viola said before leaving with Alexa.

"This universe even changed them!" Ash said.

More disaster happened from Tawna and Pinstripe as D.Va and Mercy combined their Star and Triple Mushrooms. And speaking of disaster, Wario and Waluigi suffered more bad luck, but despite that, all Wario and Waluigi fans remained in the Mario Kart Stadium stands. The Pallet Town race remained competitive, with both duos dodging each other's avoidable attacks. Mia and Rei (Kill La Kill) evaded all of Elora's three Green Shells and one Red Shell before leaping to first with a Golden Mushroom.

"And Peachette and Pauline get more heat from Twitter people," Yamcha said.

"Toad's now getting heat! Some people are blaming him for messing up the Midwest region!" Puar said.

"I'm seeing a few blaming Soldier: 76 for giving D.Va and Mercy an easy top seed," Bowsette said.

"Hot Air Skyway doesn't look like home advantage at all. It's a mess of a track, making Rainbow Road more forgivable," Jeanne said.

"Never was a fan of it! But as for D.Va and Mercy, I don't think they'll get past Peachette and Pauline," Ash said.

"As Yamcha said, D.Va and Mercy winning won't be a stunning upset. It's equivalent to an 11 seed winning over a 6 seed," Widowmaker said.

"Well, I did say that Tawna and Pinstripe's resume was similar of a 3 seed. But overall, they look like an outplayed 5 seed!" Yamcha said.

"More like a generic 16 seed that isn't UMBC!" Lanette said.

"That award goes to the most overrated duo of Kart Madness, Wario and Waluigi!" Bowsette said.

D.Va and Mercy eventually advanced, with Tawna sobbing loud and the angry Pinstripe rapidly increasing his blood pressure. Din and Nayru won their series in the same fashion. Joni and Leslie snatched a 1-0 lead, but the large Pallet Town crowed still rooted for them and their respectable opponents. And finally, Mia and Rei (Kill La Kill) won a close one over Spyro and Elora. D.Va and Mercy celebrated with the majority of their fans in one Mario Kart Stadium section, and Din and Nayru enjoyed their easy victory with Brendan, Princess Zelda, Samus, Hatchin, Michiko, Veran, Farore, Female Wii Fit Trainer, Pepe, Bumblebee, and Atsuko.

"Crap, they've won, but whatever! They still have a grueling path to the Final Four!" Jeanne said.

"But what if we end up with Mia and Kill La Kill Rei vs. Ragyo and Nui in the Elite Eight? It'll be the creepiest Kart Madness matchup ever!" Cye said as Spyro and Elora flew away, with Elora on Spyro's back.

"Oh, hell no! Hell to the no!" Jeanne said.

"Ewww, here we go again! Look!" Puar said as Rei (Kill La Kill), Ragyo, Yuli, Nui, Satsuki, Mia, Bayonetta, and Ryuko all celebrated together, just like yesterday. And like yesterday, all eight got booed hard, with "Pissonetta" chants being added into the mix.

"The eight of them truly belong together! Why? Because they suck forever!" Jeanne said.

"Yeah, they do!" Lanette strongly agreed.

"They're the worst!" Ash said.

"Guys, I've got breaking news! Here this! Four more game characters will join the Selection Committee next season and beyond! Three Final Fantasy VII characters and one Overwatch character! Their names will be mentioned a few hours before the Round of 32 begins!" Bowsette said.

"An Overwatch character!? Bloody Overwatch characters need more representation for Kart Madness!" Emily said.

"An Overwatch character, you say? 10 times out of 10 it's not Vincent (Overwatch)," Widowmaker said.

"It'd be interesting if it's a former member of the disbanded Talon!" Puar said.

"Three FF7 characters. It had better not be the goofy ones," Lanette said.

"If one of them is Sephiroth, it's over for Cloud and Aeris and Tifa and Jessie!" Yamcha said.

"I'd love to see Barett (Final Fantasy VII; remake version), Reno (Final Fantasy VII; remake version), or Rude (Final Fantasy VII; remake version), not bad characters like Andrea (Final Fantasy VII; remake version) or any of those kids from Sector 5!" Bowsette said.

"Barret on the Selection Committee means a top seed and easier matchups for Marlene! But I hope he's added, though!" Cye said.

"Nah, screw all of that, just add Yuli's parents for more chaos and more punishment against Yuli and his seven tramps!" Jeanne said.

End of Chapter 81

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Fifteen minutes later...

Five races left overall! Red and Red's mom vs. Joni and Leslie kept going, and Ryuko and Satsuki vs. Sukuyo and Sky's mother, Croc and Glover vs. Fennel and Bianca (Pokemon), and Yuli and Bayonetta vs. Runa's brother and White Blaze got started, with Rayn and Ashelin vs. Rowen and Hilda, the final race, being on hold, due to the Pallet Town race still being aired on TruTV. Anyway, the same Sonic and Tails fans in the Bustling City track started chanting "Pissonetta!", "Shitonetta!", "Craponetta", "Slutonetta!", "Failonetta!", "Chokeonetta!", and other similiar insults, with them, Ryo, and Runa rooting for Runa's brother and White Blaze at the same time. They, including Ryo and Runa themselves, even hurled trash and dangerous small objects at Yuli and Bayonetta. Besides that, Fennel and Bianca (Pokemon), Ryuko and Satsuki, and Red and Red's mom led their respective races.

"I'm seeing Ragyo, Nui, Mia, and Kill La Kill Rei crying on Twitter, saying that Ryo and Runa should get fined for throwing dangerous shit at Yuli and Bayonetta! Hypocrites!" Jeanne said.

"They, and the other losers, had assaulted you very bad and got fined hard a few months ago. But now, they have the friggin' nerve to want others to get fined for hurting their losers! How pathetic!" Cye said.

"It's true that they're hypocrites, but the chants from the Sonic and Tails fans are the highlights of the race!" Ash said.

"Some Twitter user just combined the vulgar C-word and netta together!" Puar said.

"And 8,948 likes from that tweet. Splendid," Widowmaker said.

""Banonetta"? Haven't seen that one before, but I like it!" Yamcha said.

"That's my first time seeing it as well!" Ash said.

Several seconds after getting owened by Joni's Spiny Shell, Red and Red's mom recovered swiftly with a Star, with them assaulting Joni and Leslie. Runa's brother and White Blaze got their first lead, causing massive and eruptive cheers, making Bustling City less of a home advantage track for Yuli and Bayonetta. Sukuyo and Sky's mother attempted to snatch a lead, but Ryuko and Satsuki successfully dodged all of Sukuyo's four Red Shells. Croc and Glover contined to stay in second place, with Fennel and Bianca (Pokemon) kart-blocking them.

"Guys, I'm getting the word that Luka, Joker, and Pit are in the Bustling City crowd!" Puar said.

"That's bloody good!" Jeanne said.

"If Bayonetta and Yuli get home advantage again next season, I hope the massive invasion against them happen again!" Lanette said.

Croc and Glover got a giant relief as they flew away with a Bullet Bill, but Fennel and Bianca (Pokemon) now used their speed-boosting items they were saving for awhile! Red and Red's mom narrowly survived Joni and Leslie's furious comeback as they crossed through the finish line a 0.5 second before Joni and Leslie did. Ryuko and Satsuki, too, but to a lesser extent. Croc and Glover went 1-0, after avoiding a nasty disaster from Fennel and Bianca's (Pokemon) same surprise boost. And thanks to a late speed-boost, Yuli and Bayonetta went 1-0, getting jeered.

"Ah, shit, I had a feeling that would happen!" Jeanne said.

"Yuli and Bayonetta just disappeared!" Puar said.

"They're being protected by Mei and Tracer, it seems," Yamcha said.

"That doesn't mean Lena and Mei are becoming friends with those bloody losers! They want to keep Kart Madness going!" Emily said.

"Had Jeanne shot Bayonetta, it would've gotten canned!" Cye said.

"I don't want to say this, Jeanne, but I agree," Yamcha said.

"A bullet on her wasn't planned, guys. A bitch-slap was enough anyway," Jeanne said.

"Remember, Tracer and Mei have the power to revive characters. But they still would've canned it had Jeanne done it!" Puar said.

Fifteen minutes later...

Start! Runa's brother and White Blaze suffered a devastating Lightning attack from Bayonetta moments later, with the large crowd going against Bayonetta and Yuli. Sukuyo stole Ryuko and Satsuki's Triple Mushrooms, infuriating the latter two! Fennel's Piranha Plant delivered a nasty bite against Croc and Glover, after Fennel and Bianca (Pokemon) avoided Glover's inaccurate Red Shell attack. Red's mom struck Joni and Leslie with Lightning, eight seconds after Leslie had struck Red and Red's mom with her own Lightning item.

"Amazing," Widowmaker said.

"Sure is!" Puar said.

"Ugh... Still winning, that damn Bayuli duo..." Widowmaker said.

"The item boxes aren't favoring Runa's brother and White Blaze, I'm afraid!" Puar said.

"Hopefully, they wi- Croc and Glover. They're responding well with a mini-comeback, yes," Widowmaker said.

Ryuko and Satsuki and Joni and Leslie stormed back in their races as Runa's brother and White Blaze kept losing badly. Croc and Glover's mini-comeback came to an end as Bianca (Pokemon) exploded them with a Bob-omb. Yuli and Bayonetta's next item? A single Mushroom. But Runa'a brother and White Blaze finally got some luck with a Bullet Bill. Their next item? Another Bullet Bill, much needed.

"C'mom, guys, c'mon! Storm back on their asses!" Jeanne said.

Runa's brother and White Blaze furthered their chances of a comeback as they collected a Star and a Golden Mushroom, with the massive crowd continuing to support them. Croc and Glover came back in their race, sealing the 2-0 series victory over Fennel and Bianca (Pokemon). Ryuko and Satsuki won another close race, closing their own series 2-0. Joni and Leslie held on tight to win 2-1. The entire Pallet Town, Red and Red's mom, and Merliyn and Millis celebrated with Joni and Leslie, and Fennel and Bianca (Pokemon) exchanged handshakes and classy remarks with Croc and Glover. Runa's brother and White Blaze finally got close to Yuli and Bayonetta for the first time since the beginning of Game 2, but it was too late as Yuli and Bayonetta barely won, winning their series 2-0.

"Son of a bloody bitch!" Emily said as Yuli and Bayonetta immediately got vanished, again.

"Ryuko and Satsuki also won, which is also bad!" Jeanne said as Sukuyo and Sky's mother reunited with their daughters and in-laws at Mario Kart Stadium, all angry.

"Oh, boy, here we go again with this shit!" Ash said as Yuli, Bayonetta, Rei (Kill La Kill), Mia, Ryuko, Satsuki, Ragyo, and Nui did their own thing after a victory, with the MKS crowd heavily went agaisnt them like before.

"Gross, but in other news, a party over at Bustling City is going on!" Yamcha said.

"There are Twitter photos of the large crowd, Sonic, Tails, Ryo, Runa, Runa's brother, White Blaze, Pit, Joker, and Luka, even though we're seeing it live!" Bowsette said.

"Sunday's gonna be crazy like today!" Puar said.

"Oh, yeah, that's right, Yuli and Bayonetta vs. Ryo and Runa in the next round! Now, I'm getting the word that some racers are gonna be there!" Bowsette said.

"It's wild that all four races are done and we only have one left!" Cye said.

"It's a Midwest region race, but neither of the winners will go to the Final Four! Peachette and Pauline will have 100% control over the region!" Jeanne predicted.

Fifteen minutes later...

The last race of the Round of 64 began! Rayn and Ashelin grabbed their item first, but it got stolen away by Rowen! However, it was only a Coin item. The Jak series characters' next item? A coin. But Rowen and Hilda got the Crazy Eight! With Rayn and Ashelin temporary out of the way, Rowen and Hilda gave each other small kisses on the lips.

"That's not worth doing, even if their lead is large," Red's mom said.

"Oh, they're just having fun!" Puar said.

Now, Rowen and Hilda extended their lead with a Golden Mushroom, but after that, Ashelin made them small. After turning back into their regular size, Rowen and Hilda used a single Mushroom, but Rayn and Ashelin went blazing fast with their necessary Bullet Bill! That got them close to their opponents, but Hilda then slowed them down with fireballs and three Red Shells! Neither hit Rayn and Ashelin, a relief for the Jak series characters! With their Triple Mushrooms, Rayn and Ashelin took over first place, but Rowen and Hilda's next collected item, a Star, put them back in their spot.

"Wow, even with one race left with only Game 1 airing, this is good!" Yamcha said.

"They're putting up a hell of a fight against each other!" Bowsette said.

Rayn and Ashelin recovered with their already collected Star, but still in second place. Moments later, Rayn and Ashelin barely avoided Hilda's Bob-omb, then Rayn blinded Rowen and Hilda with a Blooper, causing them to crash into a Jump City business. A single Mushroom helped Rayn and Ashelin a lot more, but Rowen and Hilda suddenly got back into the race with a Golden Mushroom. Next, the crossover pair evaded Ashelin's Flower Boomerang before claiming first again with a Mushroom, then they took Game 1.

"Wow, nice ending of Game 1! Can't wait for Game 2!" Puar said.

"Just like Yamcha said, even with one race left with only Game 1 airing, it's good!" Jeanne said.

"If it was a one-sided race, it'd suck," Lanette said.

"Nice to see the Jump City crowd having a good time! First, a massive upset and the pitch invasion, and now, the final Round of 64 race!" Yamcha said.

"That was undoubtedly a kick-ass Game 1 race, but since we only have one race left, Lena and Mei should bloody lower the break time from 15 to bloody 10, especially the last few races in later rounds!" Emily said.

"They should," Widowmaker said.

Fifteen minutes later...

Game 2 began! Rowen and Hilda were the first to grab an item! Fireballs from Hilda! That worked very, very well! But seconds later, Rayn launched all of her Green Shells forward! Hilda alerted the incoming Green Shells to Rowen, then Rowen followed Hilda's commands, dodging all of the Green Shells. Awesome teamwork from them. Anyway, the crossover pair ascended their lead with their risky but useful Golden Mushroom.

"Unless Ashelin and Rayn have the right items for a comeback, I can see Hilda and Rowen ending the series with a dominant victory! They look good right now!" Red's mom said.

"Are Rowen and Hilda underseeded, Yamcha?" Lanette said.

"Their seeding's right, although they're playing like a fresh 2 seed! But in Rayn and Ashelin's case, they're overseeded, but not like Tawna and Pinstripe and Anna and Elsa," Yamcha replied.

Second Star in a row for Rayn and Ashelin! That put them in a comfortable spot, right near Rowen and Hilda! But hold on! Rayn just took away Rowen and Hilda's Spiny Shell, and Rayn used it against them! First place for her and Ashelin! Ashelin launched her next item, a Red Shell, backwards, but lucky for Rowen and Hilda, they got a better item, Triple Mushrooms, and with that, they went neck and neck against Rayn and Ashelin.

"Way entertaining!" Cye said.

"Final lap, but it doesn't matter who wins! But either duo will be competitive against Duck Hunt Duo!" Puar said.

"If I remember correctly, oddsmakers favor Duck Hunt Duo over the winner of this race! And the new favorites to win the Midwest region are Peachette and Pauline!" Bowsette said.

"Very predictable, but their grueling schedule in the regular season really means something!" Ash said.

"Glad they got in Kart Madness and proved their bandwagon haters wrong by winning over Vivian and Birdo!" Jeanne said.

Flower Boomerang from Rayn! Dodged! Bob-omb from Hilda! Dodged! Both moments really changed the outcome of this final and intense race. To many, it felt like the final race for the national championship. Three Mushrooms for Rowen and Hilda, but Rayn and Ashelin got the bigger and badder Golden Mushroom. But hold on a second! Rowen kart-blocked Rayn and Ashelin's! And again! That definitely ruined Rayn and Ashelin's chances of leaping first place with the Golden Mushroom! Now, Rowen and Hilda wasted all of their Mushrooms, and they ended the Round of 64 as a whole with a series victory.

"Wow, crazy ending! Very crazy ending! But a good series!" Lanette said.

"That's gotta suck hard for Rayn and Ashelin! But props to both duos for giving us an epic series!" Jeanne said.

"Ironic that the last game of yesterday, also in the Midwest region, had a crazy ending as well, known as the epic mel-"

"Shhhh, don't mention that game any further to a certain group of fans!" Cye cut Ash off as Rayn and Ashelin embraced with Rowen and Hilda at MKS, with Ryo, Runa, Runa's brother, Kento, Sage, Hilda's mother, Professor Juniper, Rosa (Pokemon), Yancy, and Rosa's mother by Rowen and Hilda's side.

"I doubt that they're still watching Kart Madness, Cye," Ash said.

"I like Banjo and Kazooie, but they're bloody overrated as hell! Good duo, national title pretenders!" Emily said.

"Well, that's it for the Round of 64! The number of games are getting shorter, but that's what a tournament is all about! See ya tomorrow, guys!" Red's mom said before leaving.

"Hey, Puar, wanna get into some conversations with me and others on Twitter?" Bowsette asked.

"Sure, Bowsette!" Puar replied.

"Au revoir (Bye), all," Widowmaker said, leaving with Emily.

"Eh, I'll leave to. Gotta do some exercise," Yamcha said, then he left.

"Ash, be a kind gentleman and lead me and Lanette to my universe and house," Jeanne said as she fondled Ash's hair.

"Alright!" Ash said.

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BREAKING NEWS!

The new selection committee members had been revealed for Season 2 and beyond. The new members were Scarlet (Final Fantasy VII; remake version), Madam M (Final Fantasy VII; remake version), Johnny (Final Fantasy VII; remake version), and Lucio.

Notes:

- Lucio as a future selection committee member had received universal praise. However, Symmetra, Lucio's #1 foe, strongly disliked the decision, saying that Lucio would most likely underseed the hell out of her and Pharah, put them in a difficult and grueling region, or snub them.

- Compared to positive reactions for Lucio, the ones for Madam M, Johnny, and Scarlet were mixed to negative, especially Johnny.

- A lot had predicted Barret or Sephiroth as one of the FF7 male characters before the announcement.

- Bowsette commented: "Word is that Johnny still likes Tifa! If Tifa and Jessie have the resume for an invitiation to Kart Madness, he'll put them in a very easy region!".

- Lady Kayura, Hilbert, Hotaru, Haruka, Linda, Usagi, Ami, Rei (Sailor Moon), Minako, Michiru, Setsuna, and Makoto had harsely criticized the announcement, calling it a waste of time. Lady Kayura also added, "Johnny has the same mind as a friggin' rat in the sewers! If a 22-12 and overrated Crash and Coco duo end up getting a #1 seed, it won't be just on Nina, but Johnny as well!" Hilbert, too, added more insults, saying, "Whoever agreed on adding Madam M must be under the influence of crack cocaine and weed combined!".

- Some horny male fans thought that the addition of Scarlet was great because of her massive breasts and looks. However, the majority didn't like the move. Ash said that Scarlet was the female Sephiroth, planning on screwing any FF7 duo very hard, especially Cloud and Aeris.

- Many had pointed out that Scarlet and Madam M strongly disliked each other and that their heated rivarly would be a bad image for the Selection Committee. The rivarly had started after Tracer and Mei had revived Scarlet and the rest of her Shinra (Final Fantasy VII; remake version) breathen, post-Event 37.

- Adding on, after the reviving from Tracer and Mei, Madam M had slammed Tracer and Mei for reviving Scarlet, with her verbally attacking Scarlet very hard. Scarlet had retaliated, admitting to everybody that Madam M was her most disliked non-Shinra character.

- Between post-Event 36 and now, Scarlet and Madam M had clashed in-person, arguing non-stop and even physically assaulting each other. After the trophy presentation from Event 140, the same one where Crash and Coco had successfully four-peated, Scarlet and Madam M had clashed hard right near the food section, almost gaining the same attention as Crash and Coco's hard-fought victory.

- In relation, Coco had invited a lot of people, including Scarlet and Madam M themselves, to her and Crash's four-peat party, but warned Madam M and Scarlet not to fight each other. During the middle of it, Scarlet and Madam M had fought against each other while knocking down some groups of food and snacks, making a lot of mess. They were separated afterwards, then they were kicked out by Crash, Coco, Mei, and Tracer, being the only ones.

- Furthermore, both Scarlet and Madam M had later appeared on a Banditalk episode; it was one of the few Banditalk episodes to show only one segment, and it was one of the few to have a TV-MA rating, with it being TV-MA-LSV. Throughout the episode, Madam M and Scarlet had said nasty and harmful words to each other, but at one point, Coco had assumed that they secretly loved each other all along, but both Scarlet and Madam M strongly denied it. Afterwards, Madam M and Scarlet had locked themselves into a nasty girlfight, and security had eventually broken up the fight.

- Most people strongly agreed with Coco; some artists had made Madam M x Scarlet fanart, and some fanfic writers had written Madam M x Scarlet stories. Two of Coco's previous, and important, assumptions had turned out to be true; Dawn's cheating scandal and Lady Kayura, Hilbert, and Linda secretly having a thing for Usagi, Rei (Sailor Moon), Minako, Ami, Makoto, Setsuna, Hotaru, Michiru, and Haruka and the latter nine secretly having a thing for the former three.

Saturday's games (in order):

(10) Mako (Kill La Kill) and Nonon vs. (15) Junkrat and Roadhog (Hau'oli City) (West region) (CBS Channel)

(1) Crash and Coco vs. (9) Brigitte and Ingrid (Coco Park) (East region) (TBS Channel)

(3) Pit and Jeanne vs. (11) Joker and Luka (Noatun) (South region) (TNT Channel)

(12) Kagome and Sango vs. (13) Nessa and Bea (Turbo Track) (Midwest region) (TruTV Channel)

(1) Mario and Luigi vs. (9) Basch and Ashe (Final Fantasy XII) (Mario Kart Stadium) (South region) (CBS Channel)

(11) Anthea and Concordia vs. (14) Fran and Penelo (Arendelle) (West region) (TBS Channel)

(6) Peach and Daisy vs. (14) Shantae and Risky Boots (Near 439 East District; Gohan's birthplace) (Midwest region) (TNT Channel)

(2) Ragyo and Nui vs. (7) Jak and Keira (Honno City) (East region) (TruTV Channel)

Sunday's games (in order):

(3) Nitros Oxide and Dingodile vs. (6) Croc and Glover (Oxide Station) (East region) (CBS Channel)

(10) Rowen and Hilda vs. (15) Duck Hunt Duo (Jump City) (Midwest region) (TBS Channel)

(1) Ryuko and Satsuki vs. (8) Sarah and Harper (Honno City) (West region) (TNT Channel)

(2) Yuli and Bayonetta vs. (7) Ryo and Runa (Bustling City) (South region) (TruTV Channel)

(9) Peachette and Pauline vs. (16) D.Va and Mercy (Hot Air Skyway) (Midwest region) (CBS Channel)

(12) Din and Nayru vs. (13) Sonia and Oleana (Bowsette's Castle) (South region) (TBS Channel)

(4) Mia and Rei (Kill La Kill) vs. (12) Hunter and Bianca (Spyro series) (East region) (TNT Channel)

(12) Merilyn and Millis vs. (13) Joni and Leslie (Pallet Town) (West region) (TruTV Channel)

Top fifteen updated odds to win national title:

Yuli and Bayonetta: 1/2 odds (No. 2 seed)
Ryuko and Satsuki: 1/1 odds (No. 1 seed)
Mario and Luigi: 2/1 odds (No. 1 seed)
Crash and Coco: 2/1 odds (No. 1 seed)
Ragyo and Nui: 5/1 odds (No. 2 seed)
Peachette and Pauline: 13/1 odds (No. 9 seed)
Mia and Rei (Kill La Kill): 20/1 odds (No. 4 seed)
Pit and Jeanne: 25/1 odds (No. 3 seed)
Nitros Oxide and Dingodile: 25/1 odds (No. 3 seed)
Peach and Daisy: 30/1 odds (No. 6 seed)
Fran and Penelo: 35/1 odds (No. 14 seed)
Brigitte and Ingrid: 40/1 odds (No. 9 seed)
Jak and Keira: 45/1 odds (No. 7 seed)
Croc and Glover: 50/1 odds (No. 6 seed)
Joker and Luka: 50/1 odds (No. 11 seed)

In NIT related news, Bulma and Tights had dominated Argus and Riot, Brendan and Farore had beaten Zelda and Samus in a competitive and close race, Polar and Pura had won against Lana's mother and Mallow's mother, and Pasadena and Ebenezer had crushed Mina and Lillie; the games had aired early Saturday morning, and the other half would air after the final Kart Madness game of today. After the Brendan and Farore vs. Zelda and Samus race, the four of them, Bumblebee, Female Wii Fit Trainer, Din, Nayru, Veran, Pepe, Atsuko, Michiko, and Hatchin all had an occupied orgy in one of the Mario Kart Stadium's women's restroom.

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Day 4 of Kart Madness...

Everybody was ready for the Round of 32 to began! Mario Kart Stadium was sold out for the third straight time, and even today's tracks had a lot of fans waiting, even in Bowsette's Castle! However, the only track that didn't have a lot of fans was the Arendelle track, due to Anna and Elsa losing in the Round of 64. But a notable guest, N (Pokemon), was there, waiting for his foster sisters to race against Fran and Penelo.

"Eight races in one day! I'm not counting the NIT races!" Puar said.

"Speaking of the NIT, did any of you catch the Bulma and Tights race? They were on a roll!" Red's mom said.

"I bloody did, and they look way better compared to some of the losers from the Round of 64, especially those two overrated, Arendelle sluts!" Emily said.

"Runner ups or champions in the NIT Finals, they'll get a high ranking in the final AP poll!" Jeanne said.

"If they're the NIT Champions, they should be in the Top 15. Some of the duos in the Top 15 had already suffered an early Kart Madness exit," Ash said.

"Tawna and Pinstripe will obviously drop like a rock and so will Bowser Jr. and Ludwig. Megumi and Ami (Crash Bandicoot series; remake version), Banjo and Kazooie, and Donkey Kong and Diddy are at No. 12, No. 13, and No. 14, respectively, so they'll get leapfrogged. Red and Red's mom, Chibiusa and Mamoru, Benga and Alder, Hanzo and Overwatch Ashe, and Gohan and Pan's rankings are 16, 17, 18, 19, and 20, so when the rankings come out before the Sweet Sixteen, we'll probably see Bulma and Tights ahead of them. And as for Mai and Videl and Selene and Plumeria, No. 5 and No. 6, they'll still be around the Top 20," Yamcha said.

"I'm with Yamcha all the way, but NIT Champions with a 35-4 record? That's so insane, it's not even funny!" Bowsette said.

"Not Top 15. Instead, Top 10," Widowmaker said.

"That pretty much depends on what's going on around Kart Madness!" Ash said.

"Screw overall resumes if a 35-4 record actually comes true for Bulma and Tights! Achieve it, and it's Top 10 for them!" Cye said.

"If more crazy upsets happen in this round, they're Top 10 worthy, if they end up as NIT Champions!" Lanette said.

"After twenty seasons or whatever, they'll remain the only NIT duo to win the NIT Championship with 35 wins!" Red's mom said.

"If that happens, then they should make a documentary about it!" Puar said.

"That sounds nice, but chances are a Cynthia and Leaf documentary will happen first!" Ash said.

"Oh, boy, I knew this would happen!" Bowsette said, seeing a tweet.

"What is it, Bowsette?" Puar asked.

"Lucio tweeted that Madam M and Scarlet are arguing infront of him and the other Selection Committee team during an essential meeting!" Bowsette replied.

"Welp, there goes Kart Madness' longevity! I'm not really saying it's dead right now, mind you, but if something major happens in a very bad way, then, yeah, you know why," Cye said.

"Adding those two was a giant mistake," Yamcha said.

"Yeah, whose bright idea was for them to be added!?" Lanette said.

"It was definitely Blue, that jackass!" Red's mom said.

"They should just bloody admit it for Christ's sake!" Emily said.

"Even if they do, they'll continue to argue, like a married couple," Widowmaker said.

"I think they're in love with each other. Even Scarlet's former Shinra breathen said that Scarlet and Madam M love each other!" Puar said.

"Gotta love that Scarlet x Madam M fanart someone just posted!" Bowsette said.

"Eh, it's just them doing a generic dance together. Not impressed," Yamcha said.

"It's hot!" Ash said.

"Hey, now, take a look at this!" Bowsette said as she saw a fanart of Madam M sitting on Scarlet's stomach and rubbing body oil on Scarlet's massive breasts. Both were half-naked in the pic, and they were smiling at one another.

"That one's slightly better," Yamcha said.

"One of their many lesbian fantasies towards one another, but it's perfect nonetheless!" Emily said.

"Fantastique (Fantastic)," Widowmaker said.

"11 out of 10!" Ash said.

"If it really happens, they'll get a load of attention!" Puar said.

"I'm not into girls, but I love the drawing as a whole!" Red's mom said.

"Now, that's what I called art!" Lanette said.

"Wonderful," Jeanne said.

"If I had four hands and arms, I'd give it a four thumbs up!" Cye said.

An hour later...

Finally, the Round of 32 began! Mako (Kill La Kill) and Nonon vs. Junkrat and Roadhog was the first race to air, another Mako vs. Mako matchup. Junkrat and Roadhog became the first to grab an item box in the Round of 32? The item? A Fire Flower! Roadhog hurled some fireballs towards his opponents, but Mako (Kill La Kill) and Nonon eluded them all before going past Junkrat and Roadhog with the Triple Mushrooms! Still in first place, the Kill La Kill duo increased their lead with more Triple Mushrooms and a Lightning item, but Junkrat and Roadhog's eventual Star and Golden Mushroom items helped them.

Mako (Kill La Kill) and Nonon got the Crazy Eight, which didn't really help them. Roadrat, on the other hand, got another Golden Mushroom, finally getting near their female opponents! After several seconds of reaching lap 2, both duos got their items. Roadrat avoided Nonon's Bob-omb, and Junkrat damaged the Kill La Kill girls with his Flower Boomerang! Finally, Junkrat and Roadhog got first place! Nonon screamed furiously, with Mako displaying her kiddy-looking glare. Roadrat got two items that could help them at this point, a Fire Flower and three Green Shells. Roadhog used all of his fireballs towards the double item box, preventing Makonon from getting it, one of the smartest strategies ever witnessed. That moment had many reactions around the internet, especially on Twitter and Instagram.

"Damn, that was super sweet!" Cye said.

"That's the way for a duo to extend a lead, especially if they're underdogs!" Yamcha said.

"If I remembered correctly, both duos have even odds against each other, but other than that, I agree!" Ash said.

"Makonon dodges all three shells, a- LIGHTNING, BABY!" Jeanne said.

"I like that they had to wait for Roadie to use his second items, accurate ones! Smart move!" Lanette said.

A Mushroom for the Kill La Kill girls. But instead of using it right now, they decided to wait until they grabbed another item after passing lap 3. More Mushrooms, three of them! Mako (Kill La Kill) and Nonon used all of them, but afterwards, they got blasted hard by Roadrat's Bullet Bill! Mako (Kill La Kill) activated her combined three Green Shells and three Red Shells out of desperation, but Roadrat evaded all projectiles! Because of that, Mako (Kill La Kill) slammed her fist against her wheel, with Nonon swearing so loud. Almost to the finish line, Roadhog used his last item, three Bananas, bad timing. Makonon got their own item, a Golden Mushroom. But unfortunately for them, it wasn't enough to secure a 1-0 lead.

"Amazing start for the Round of 32!" Red's mom said.

"Glad it wasn't one-sided like that horrendous first Round of 64 race!" Yamcha said.

"It wasn't terrible, dipshit! It was bloody great!" Emily said.

"We're about to have Crash and Coco vs. Brigitte and Ingrid in fifteen minutes!" Bowsette reminded.

"I'm glad that Tracer and Mei didn't adopt March Madness' schedule format after the Round of 64. Waiting for fifteen minutes after a race is a lot better!" Ash said.

"Guys, remember what happened after Brigitte and Ingrid's victory speech from Event 55? It was good!" Puar said.

"I did, and I loved how Brigitte and Ingrid had executed the Crash Dance with Crash and Coco!" Cye said.

"That shit isn't remembered that much, sadly, and you all know why," Lanette said.

"Who the hell finds foot-licking entertaining!? Not me!" Jeanne said.

Fifteen minutes later...

Start! In the Coco Park race, Brigitte and Ingrid claimed their first item, then Ingrid blew up Crash and Coco, perfectly timed! As for the other race, Makonon blazed like crazy with their unexpected Bullet Bill, leaving Junkrat and Roadhog with just a Banana. Crash and Coco rushed right back into their race with their Golden Mushroom as Makonon got more extremely lucky with another Bullet Bill and a Star. But Brigitte and Ingrid snatched the double item box first as Junkrat and Roadhog felt a ittle better with a Star item. All six bananas for the Overwatch girls! Ingrid spread all of them out, and Crash and Coco unintentionally landed on one.

Fortunately for the Junkers, they claimed a Lightning item and a Bullet Bill! Zap, then blaze. Still not enough to get near their opponents! Thanks to their Star and Mushroom item, Crash and Coco hopped to first before crossing lap two. After getting Triple Mushrooms near the start of lap 2, Roadrat used their already collected Golden Mushroom and the Triple Mushrooms combined, finally getting past Makonon. But Mako ruined the comeback with her annoying Spiny Shell as Ingrid fried Crash and Coco with Lightning. However, Roadrat used another Golden Mushroom to recover, barely getting first place again. A Spiny Shell from Nonon herself! Very cruel!

The mother-daughter combo reached the final lap, but Crash and Coco suddenly went past them! That angered the mother-daughter combo so greatly! Even worse, they got a nasty taste of Coco's Red Shell. Lightning from the bigger Mako! That increased Junkrat and Roadhog's chances of reclaiming first place. Three Green Shells and three Bananas for Team Bandicootz, but Coco wasted all of them. Brigitte and Ingrid got hit by one of the shells, more frustration. Roadrat collected two Mushrooms from the double item box, but Makonon returned to first with the amazing and lethal Bullet Bill, a shocker! Crash and Coco went 1-0, and Makonon forced a 1-1 series.

"Two intense races at the same time. I like it," Widowmaker said.

"Kart Madness is about to get more intense because my race is up next, and Pit and I are gonna steamroll the shit out of our friends!" Jeanne said.

"Damn, baby, you're all pumped up!" Ash said.

"I sure am! But guess what? I'll be the one driving!" Jeanne said.

"Hell yeah! Show 'em what you're capable of!" Ash said.

"Make us proud out there!" Lanette said.

Fifteen minutes later...

Start! Junkrat and Roadhog, Jeanne and Pit, and Crash and Coco all got their items first. Junkrat and Roadhog's Coin didn't favor them compared to Jeanne and Pit's Mushroom and Crash and Coco's Lightning. Smaller Mako's Red Shell landed on Roadrat as Crash and Coco got a Coin and a Crazy Eight at the same time. Pit hurled all three of his Red Shells backwards, and Jeanne triggered her Star item. Joker and Luka got hit by two of Pit's shells as Brigitte and Ingrid wasted their Golden Mushroom and Mushroom items to get near the favored Bandicootz. Brigitte's nasty Spiny Shell stopped Crash and Coco from crossing lap two as Junkrat successfully assaulted Makonon with one of the three Banana items. Then, Roadhog laid the rest next to Makonon as Joker and Luka bounced back a little with two Mushrooms.

"Those Mushrooms didn't do shit for Joker and Luka! But check out Jeanne, guys! She's havin' a blast!" Ash said.

"She is, but let's give Pit some props! He can handle attack items!" Lanette said.

Close to Brigitte and Ingrid, Crash stole their Coin item. Jeanne activated her Star item, with her fist-pumping and shouting winning words. Ingrid decreased her opponents' chances with the inaccurate Red Shell as smaller Mako's Bob-omb missed Roadrat. Then, Brigitte used her Golden Mushroom as Joker and Luka got a bit of hope with a Bullet Bill. Junkrat and Roadhog suffered a nasty-looking chomp from Makonon's Piranha Plant. More luck got on Joker and Luka's side, with their Star furthering their chances of a comeback.

Coco triggered Lightning, but failed to shrink Brigitte and Ingrid due to the latter two's Star item, a giant waste of time. Nonon angrily launched her Green Shell backwards, but it failed to contact Roadrat as Pit halted Joker and Luka's comeback with a Flower Boomerang. Crash and Coco felt better with a Mushroom, but nowhere near enough. Junkrat used all items from the Crazy Eight. Joker and Luka tried another comeback, but Pit stopped them again, this time with a Bob-omb. Nonon hit Roadrat with a Green Shell before yelling, "Take that!", but Roadrat wasted two of their Mushrooms. Because of that, Mako (Kill La Kill) used her Golden Mushroom as a possible last resort. Brigitte and Ingrid tied their series 1-1 as Makonon collected their last item, a Coin. Junkrat and Roadhog's last item? A Mushroom! Junkrat used it in a hurry, but Mako (Kill La Kill) kart-blocked Junkrat and Roadhog at the precise time, and with that, Mako (Kill La Kill) and Nonon won 2-1. Jeanne and Pit got an easy 1-0 lead.

"HIGE-FIVE!" Ash and Lanette said excitingly as they gave each other a high-five.

"I'm impressed by Jeanne's driving and Pit's use of items!" Yamcha said as both double-digit seeded duos thanked each other for a fun series.

"Bayonetta's angry on Twitter, y'all!" Bowsette alerted.

"Wow, she's like, "Hmph! I can do better!", but we've seen her driven a kart before, and she sucks at it!" Puar said.

"There were recent rumors of her practicing," Widowmaker said.

"Without Yuli as her partner, she's a bloody joke! But we'll see what she can do tomorrow!" Emily said.

Fifteen minutes later...

Start! The Kagome and Sango vs. Nessa and Bea race and the Mario and Luigi vs. Basch and Ashe (Final Fantasy XII) race went underway! Crash and Coco got off to a fantastic start as they easily cruised away with a Star. Joker and Luka managed to steal first thanks to Joker stealing Jeanne and Pit's Bullet Bill. Kagome and Sango slipped on Bea's Banana as Mario and Luigi got attacked badly by Ashe's (Final Fantasy XII) Piranha Plant. Crash and Coco got their second Star in a row along with a Golden Mushroom. Mario and Luigi fought back with a Star item moments later as Jeanne and Pit took over first place again. Kagome carefully used her Golden Mushroom, not wanting to mess up in this oddly-designed track.

Brigitte's Lightning temporary minimized Team Bandicootz, but still needed a lot of work to do. Joker and Luka continued to fight for first place, which they ended up achieving thanks to their Lightning. Now, Kagome and Sango got in first, after finishing lap 1! Basch and Ashe (Final Fantasy XII) stormed back to first place, after Basch hit Mario and Luigi with a Flower Boomerang. Bullet Bill! Big break for Brigitte and Ingrid! Joker and Luka in first place lasted longer compared to their first time in this series. The Lightning item greatly supported Kagome and Sango as the mother-daughter combo reached close to Team Bandicootz. Spiny Shell on Crash and Coco! First place for Brigitte and Ingrid! Mario and Luigi's Star item allowed them to get past Basch and Ashe (Final Fantasy XII), with Luigi giving his opponents the classic death stare.

The crossover underdogs surprisingly got first place as Nessa retaliated against Kagome and Sango with a Blooper. The temporary blindness caused Kagome and Sango to crash into an uncomfortable spot, making it easier for Nessa and Bea to control their 1st place lead. Now, Basch and Ashe (Final Fantasy XII) went past Mario and Luigi, with Ashe (Final Fantasy XII) making an unusual, creepy, and angry look towards Mario and Luigi, surprising the latter two. That part got a lot of people talking. Crash and Coco came back in a furious way as Jeanne and Pit got their first place spot back. Mario and Luigi, too, but barely. Nessa and Bea got the win, 1-0 for them. Mario and Luigi hanged on for a 1-0 lead. Coco triggered her and Crash's last item, a Lightning! Team Bandicootz sealed their series victory 2-1, and Jeanne and Pit won theirs 2-0. Wild and happy Coco Park crowd!

"Crash and Coco advance to the Sweet 16! Jeanne and Pit advance to the Sweet 16, too!" Ash said.

"Oh, man, Triple Crossover Dynasty's at it again! So butthurt, those foot-licking dorks!" Bowsette said.

"I'm not seeinig any of them, but I'm seeing Yuli and his ug- Wait, did Mia just get a new haircut or something!?" Cye said, then the other commentators looked at the hated group.

"She's wearing a tank top!" Yamcha said as the crowd booed at the eight.

"And short shorts!" Puar said.

"Here we go again!" Ash said, rushing to Jeanne's aid.

"Wait for me, darling!" Lanette said as she left with Ash.

"I don't have a gun, but I don't think a fight will happen!" Red's mom said as Ash, Lanette, Jeanne, Pit, Mario, Luigi, Luka, Joker, Crash, Coco and even Brigitte, Ingrid, Basch, and Ashe (Final Fantasy XII) argued with Mia, Rei (Kill La Kill), Ragyo, Ryuko, Satsuki, Nui, Bayonetta, and Yuli.

"Wow, even the Lindholms and the FF12 characters are against those creeps!" Puar said.

"That escalated quickly," Widowmaker said as Tracer and Mei put themselves between the groups and stopped the arguing.

"Nothing was going to bloody happen anyway, but kudos to our Overwatch breathen and the FF12 characters for going up against those bloody assholes!" Emily said.

"Since nothing really happened, no one will get fined, and we don't have to wait for thirty minutes like last time!" Bowsette said.

End of Chapter 84

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Fifteen minutes later...

Start! Two of the last three games, Anthea and Concordia vs. Fran and Penelo and Peach and Daisy vs. Shantae and Risky Boots for Saturday just aired, with Ragyo and Nui vs. Jak and Keira, the last Saturday game, being on hold. Mario and Luigi used their Mushroom a few seconds later, but Basch stopped their speed boost with his Flower Boomerang as Bea laughed at Kagome and Sango with a kaboom towards them. But Kagome and Sango laughed back with a Bullet Bill as Peach finally hit Shantae and Risky Boots with her third Red Shell. Fran and Penelo controlled their own race, leaving Anthea and Concordia way behind. With the help of their Golden Mushroom and Mushroom, Nessa and Bea got close to Kagome and Sango as Shantae snatched Peach and Daisy's Green Shells. Then, Shantae hit both princesses with one Green Shell, and Risky Boots wasted the rest off the Green Shells and a Red Shell.

Basch and Ashe's (Final Fantasy XII) Lightning supported them big against Mario and Luigi as Anthea and Concordia obtained the neccessary Bullet Bill. Sango's Piranha Plant slowed Nessa and Bea down, but after the latter two got two Mushrooms, then went past Kagome and Sango. Anthea and Concordia gained more neccessary speed with a Golden Mushroom as Peach and Daisy ragingly rallied with a Golden Mushroom and a Spiny Shell. Unlucky for Anthea and Concordia, Fran and Penelo's Lightning halted their comeback. Speaking of a comeback, Mario and Luigi's two Golden Mushrooms put them back to the top, causing a massive, happy roar from the Mario Kart Stadium crowd! Ashe (Final Fantasy XII) was furious!

Anthea used Lightning! Still not enough to catch up with the favorites. Nessa and Bea narrowly dodged Kagome's Flower Boomerang, but not her next item, the Spiny Shell. Crazy 8 for Basch and Ashe (Final Fantasy XII), but still useful for their crucial situation. Lightning! That was a 100% loss for Shantae and Risky Boots. And with that being said, Peach and Daisy led 1-0. A late, but very crucial Bullet Bill tied the Mario Kart Stadium race 1-1. Another late, and unexpected, rally from Nessa and Bea advanced them to the Sweet 16. And finally, Anthea and Concordia fell 0-1.

"Nessa and Bea just punched their ticket to the Sweet 16!" Cye said as Nessa and Bea sexually hugged each other.

"Good for them, but many Mario and Luigi fans are bloody nervous right now, and I don't blame 'em!" Emily said as Kagome cried on Sango, with the latter shedding some tears and rubbing on Kagome's hair.

"They should be! Basch and FFXII Ashe are grossly underrated!" Bowsette said.

"Oh, please, if Mario and Luigi were up against a Super Mario Bros. duo you disliked, you'd call that duo "overrated" as well!" Lanette said.

"Basch and FFXII Ashe lose, and Bowsette with call them bums! Just watch!" Ash said.

"Go to hell, you lovey-dovey dorks!" Bowsette said as Nessa and Bea comforted Kagome and Sango.

"You go to hell, Bowsette!" Jeanne said.

"How long did you taste Ash's junk last night, Jeanne?" Bowsette asked.

"Our time together is none of your business!" Jeanne replied.

Fifteen minutes later...

Start! Anthea and Concordia and Shantae and Risky Boots got off to a wonderful start! Same for Ragyo and Nui and Basch and Ashe (Final Fantasy XII), but in the latter two's case, they had the most impact, using a Bullet Bill compared to the other's items. Ragyo and Nui's next items, however, were Coins, but still useful. Unlucky for Anthea and Concordia, Fran and Penelo came back quick with a Lightning and a Bullet Bill, arguably the nastiest combined items for a comeback. Mario and Luigi stayed in second, increasing their fans' anxiety level. Jak and Keira nearly got first place, but unlike Mario and Luigi, they were in a comfortable spot. Peach and Daisy were halfway there.

Hold on! Peach and Daisy just grabbed a Golden Mushroom and used it! Almost there! Ashe (Final Fantasy XII) just zapped Mario and Luigi! That hurt. It really, really did. Even worse, Mario and Luigi were near the end of Lap 1, and Basch and Ashe (Final Fantasy XII) were close to the final lap and a dance with the Sweet 16. Bowsette laughed like it was the funniest thing ever. Anyway, Jak and Keira got first place, but a surprise Spiny Shell from Ragyo put them back in second place. Peach and Daisy dodged all of Risky Boots' combined fireballs and Green Shells, a very bad sign for her and Shantae. Peach's Red Shell put her and Daisy in first place, and Penelo made Anthea and Concordia even more embarrassed with a Red Shell.

Mario and Luigi just got a fortunate Bullet Bill! And two more! Fans all over Mario Kart Stadium went wild, more just talked about that moment, and Bowsette constantly threw temper tantrums. Basch and Ashe (Final Fantasy XII) were halfway to the finish line, but Mario and Luigi used their fourth straight Bullet Bill, finally getting near their opponents! Ashe (Final Fantasy XII) and Mario's shells hit each other, but Mario's one Banana item worked, and Mario and Luigi got first place! Basch moved to the opposite direction before activating his Mushroom, but Mario quickly reacted as he barely kart-blocked Basch! Mario and Luigi advanced to the Sweet 16! Fran and Penelo also advanced to the Sweet 16! Shantae and Risky Boots' late comeback kept their series alive! And Ragyo and Nui led 1-0!

"SON OF A BITCH!" Bowsette screeched as she slammed her fists on the commentary table.

"What an amazing moment for Mario, Luigi, and all of their fans!" Yamcha said.

"Amazing moment, my friggin' ass!" the bitter Bowsette yelled as Basch congratulated Mario and Luigi, with Ashe (Final Fantasy XII) sobbing.

"But it was!" Puar said as Fran and Penelo shook hands with Anthea, Concordia, and N at Mario Kart Stadium, with Karen, DJ Mary, Jote, and Mjrn by the winning duo's side.

"Hanzo and Overwatch Ashe should've won that 8 vs. 9 seed matchup! They would've beaten those overrated jackasses!" Bowsette said.

"So predictable, you, calling Basch and FF12 Ashe worthless!" Lanette said as Fran, Penelo, Jote, Mjrn, Karen, and DJ Mary and Basch comforted Ashe (Final Fantasy XII).

"Next, she'll call Shantae and Risky Boots worthless, if they lose!" Red's mom said.

"They weren't that much of a big threat to begin with. Hell, the Midwest region really has two legitimate duos, Peach and Daisy and Peachette and Pauline, even though I hate to admit it!" Bowsette said.

"Yamcha, had Peach and Daisy played a brutal schedule in the regular season as well?" Widowmaker asked.

"They had the 8th highest strength of schedule, and they only had one Quadrant 3 loss, but they were strangely underseeded. Like Anna and Elsa, they had finished unranked, but their resume was worthy of a 3 seed compared to them," Yamcha replied.

Fifteen minutes later...

Start! Shantae and Risky Boots got their item first, Peach used her Spiny Shell, and Risky Boots used her Star, tricking Peach and Daisy, angering them! Ragyo and Nui already cruised away with their Star item. Shantae and Risky Boots got a Mushroom and a Bob-omb as their next items. They used that Mushroom in a hurry, but Peach and Daisy eventually got behind them. Then, the princesses avoided Risky Boots' Bob-omb. They dodged another one! Whew!

At the start of Lap 2, Jak and Keira hopped to first before kart-blocking Ragyo and Nui. However, Ragyo moved to a different direction, just to grab an item. Ragyo took away Jak and Keira's Banana item as Shantae and Risky Boots returned to 1st. But Peach's Flower Boomerang fended off the underdogs as Ragyo's perfectly targeted Jak and Keira with the same Banana. Next, Ragyo and Nui raced away with their Triple Mushrooms and Golden Mushrooms! But Jak and Keira's Bullet Bill kept them close to their enemies! Risky Boots zapped Peach and Daisy, then Shantae ran over them. But Peach and Daisy recovered with a Golden Mushroom as Jak hit Ragyo and Nui with the nasty and lethal Spiny Shell.

Shantae and Risky Boots just obtained Triple Mushrooms! Near the double-item box, Keira threw her Red Shells backwards, but Ragyo and Nui evaded all three. Keira wasted three of her Bananas, then Jak activated his Mushroom. But Ragyo and Nui jumped right ahead of Jak and Keira thanks to their beautiful and more useful Star item. Shantae and Risky Boots used one of their two Golden Mushrooms, but three seconrds later, they got struck by Lightning! Peach and Daisy squashed their underdog opponents, but the latter duo recovered with their second and final Golden Mushroom! Ragyo and Nui got an invitation to the Sweet 16, pissing off many. Peach and Daisy barely held on for a Sweet 16 invite.

"Crap! Two duos that I hate are going to the Sweet 16! Damn!" Bowsette said.

"I'm happy for Peach and Daisy, but I'm mad that Ragyo and Nui are toujours en vie (still alive)," Widowmaker said.

"Yuck! They're waiting for those creeps to return here!" Red's mom said as Mia, Rei (Kill La Kill), Yuli, Bayonetta, Satsuki, and Ryuko immediately got booed.

"And here comes the cringe, folks!" Cye said as Ragyo and Nui, also predictedly booed, embraced with their group.

"They should do that in private! No one wants to see it except for their retarded children!" Jeanne said as Jak and Keira walked away with Peach, Daisy, Shantae, and Risky Boots, with Peach telling that Jak and Keira that everybody would be okay.

"Wait, they just bloody stopped!" Emily said.

"I'm seeing Ragyo holding a mic," Widowmaker said.

"She'd better not say something creepy!" Ash said.

"You pathetic fools!" Ragyo said, then she and the other seven got booed even harder.

"Oh, Crash and Coco!" Nui, also with a mic, sang.

"We've just beaten two of your miserable friends!" Ragyo said.

"Remember yesterday? Mia and KLK Rei had beaten more of your friends! Hehehe!" Nui said.

"Tomorrow and onwards, the eight of us will punish your other friends, and we will punish you two. So, get ready to suffer, Crash and Coco, because the Great Eight will continue to dominate Kart Madness, and we will dominate next season and beyond!" Ragyo said.

"Wait, did Ragyo just call her and the others the "Great Eight"!? The hell they won't pull a Triple Crossover Dynasty!" Ash said as the so-called "Great Eight" left.

"Don't worry, guys, they're just talking shit! They won't dominate Kart Madness!" Red's mom said.

"They'd better not! I don't want to live in a Ragyo era!" Puar said.

"A Ragyo era means less ratings!" Lanette said.

"I don't want my hated Super Mario Bros. characters to dominate Kart Madness, too, but if they're going up against those freaks anytime, I'll have to support them!" Bowsette said.

Later today, the other half of the NIT second round games had begun; Mars and Dawn had stunned Anubis and Cale as well, Gloria and Melony had destroyed Casey and Giselle, Morton and Larry had won against Wendy and Roy in a tight and exciting race, and Cloud and Aeris had won against Vaan and Balthier in another Final Fantasy matchup, with the latter having the highest viewership of the second round.

All third round games would air a few hours before the beginning of the Sweet 16. Games: Bulma and Tights vs. Brendan and Farore, Polar and Pura vs. Pasadena and Ebenezer, Mars and Dawn vs. Gloria and Melony, and Morton and Larry vs. Cloud and Aeris.

Highest odds to win NIT Championship:

Bulma and Tights: 37/20
Cloud and Aeris: 15/9
Polar and Pura: 4/1
Mars and Dawn: 15/1
Pasadena and Ebenezer: 25/1
Gloria and Melony: 30/1
Morton and Larry: 35/1
Brendan and Farore: 35/1

End of Chapter 85

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Day 6 of Kart Madness/A day later...

The first aired race, Nitros Oxide and Dingodile vs. Croc and Glover, on Sunday began! Nitros Oxide and Dingodile got the upper advantage, after Dingodile creamed Croc and Glover with a Banana. Afterwards, Croc got rid of the Red Shell. A bit later, the Crash Bandicoot series duo got two items, a Bullet Bill and a Coin! But after Croc and Glover got a Star and Triple Mushrooms, they used the items very carefully, due to Oxide Station's rough design. Neck and Neck.

After dodging Dingodile's Green Shell, Croc punished the favorites with a Spiny Shell. The next two items for the underdogs, a Coin and a Flower Boomerangs. The favorites eventually got close to their opponents thanks to their Golden Mushroom. Nitros Oxide evaded Glover's Flower Boomerang, then gave him and Croc a nasty attack with the Piranha Plant. The favorites got a Fire Flower item near the end of Lap 2, but Dingodile used each and every power of it anyway, and two almost hit Croc and Glover.

Final lap! A Star increased the favorites' chances. A Mushroom for Croc and Glover, but not much compared to the Star! Nitros Oxide and Dingodile got two Bob-ombs, saving them for an emergency. Croc and Glover's Golden Mushroom put them close to their opponents! Dingodile's two Bob-ombs missed Croc and Glover, but Croc's Red Shell missed Nitros Oxide and Dingodile! A coin for the favorites, and a Blooper for the underdogs! Despite bein temporary blind, Nitros Oxide and Dingodile still managed to get 1-0 lead!

Fifteen minutes later...

Rowen and Hilda vs. Duck Hunt Duo began! Croc humiliated the favorites with a Piranha Plant as both duos from the Jump City race obtained Coins. With Duck Hunt Duo in first, they constantly kart-blocked Rowen and Hilda, pissing off the latter two. Three Green Shells and Three Red Shells for Croc and Glover. Glover hurled each and every one of them backwards, and one Red Shell hit Nitros Oxide and Dingodile. The favorites bounced back with a Bullet Bill as Rowen and Hilda blitzed Duck Hunt Duo under the Star item. Now in first, Dingodile whacked Croc and Glover with the Flower Boomerang. Nitros Oxide and Dingodile safely reached to lap two as Duck Hunt Duo shrinked Rowen and Hilda.

Duck Hunt Duo reclaimed first place as Nitros Oxide and Dingodile combined their two Mushrooms together. Not much for Croc and Glover, only using the Crazy Eight. Rowen and Hilda easily went past Duck Hunt Duo with their Golden Mushroom, but Dog ruined that moment with a Spiny Shell as Nitros Oxide and Dingodile received more luck with speed items. However, Croc and Glover used one Bullet Bill. Croc and Glover now with Lightning! That furthered their hopes! Near them again, Rowen retaliated hard with a Bob-omb, then he and Hilda got first place.

With the Triple Banana item, Dingodile quickly placed all three below each three of the four item boxes, an amazing and professional move. Croc and Glover got an item, but at the same time, they became victims of the Banana item. They recovered with a Bullet Bill, though, thus getting them very close to Nitros Oxide and Dingodile. Speaking of that item, Duck Hunt Duo got first place because of it, causing Hilda to scream in a scary and frustrating tone. Surprise Green Shell, but Croc and Glover dodged it! They also dodged a Bob-omb! Duck Hunt Duo grabbed a 1-0 lead in their series! Neck and neck again, both duos from the Oxide Station race grabbed their final items. Mushroom items for both! Nitros Oxide and Dingodile got a date with the Sweet 16, much to Croc and Glover's dismay! Back at Mario Kart Stadium, however, Croc and Glover, along with most of the Super Mario Kart crowd, applauded the favorites, also wishing them luck against Ragyo and Nui in the Sweet 16.

Fifteen minutes later...

The Honno City race got started! Mallow, Mallow's mother, Lana, and Lana's mother were in the crowd, rooting for Sarah and Harper. But Alexa and Viola were in the crowd as well, rooting against Sarah and Harper. Anyway, Sarah and Harper got the first laugh, blowing away Ryuko and Satsuki with the Super Horn! At the same time, Duck Hunt Duo got a massive lead over Rowen and Hilda. Sarah and Harper performed even better with their Golden Mushroom as Duck Hunt Duo extended their chances to the Sweet 16. Two Golden Mushrooms for Ryuko and Satsuki! That put them in first place, with Sarah and Harper's friends and family having disappointed looks on their faces. Speaking of which, Rowen and Hilda looked disappointed, but still have a long way to go.

"Man, I can see Alexa and Viola acting like fangirls! That big boost should've never happened!" Ash said.

"Ash, do you think that Alexa and Viola will get their asses kicked again?" Cye asked.

"It won't happen again! Remember, they're the ones that got fined the most for trying to beat up Sarah and Harper!" Ash said.

"$50,000 doesn't sound like much," Widowmaker said.

"It'd be nice to see both Ryuko and Satsuki and Yuli and Bayonetta lose, but I'm afraid that Sarah and Harper might crap the bed against Ryuko La Satsuki!" Jeanne said.

"Wait, is Ryuko La Satsuki a shipping name again?" Puar asked.

"Yes, and it's gay ashell! Ryuko La Ragyo La Satsuki is even gayier!" Jeanne replied.

"Creepy La Creepy, you mean," Yamcha said.

"More like Lame La Lame!" Cye said.

"Lame La Lame means that Yuli has lame tastes!" Lanette said.

"Damn, super burn!" Bowsette said.

Rowen and Hilda got some luck with Lightning as Sarah and Harper laughed at Ryuko and Satsuki with a Spiny Shell. More luck supported Rowen and Hilda, with them speeding very fast with a Bullet Bill. Ryuko and Satsuki's Golden Mushroom put them in first, then after that, Satsuki attacked Sarah and Harper with a Banana as Rowen smacked Duck Hunt Duo with the most powerful shell ever. Sarah and Harper's Mushroom barely put them in first place.

In the final lap, Ryuko quickly stole Sarah and Harper's Green Shells, a bad moment for the smaller duo. Then, Ryuko hit them with one Green Shell as Duck Hunt Duo stole first place again. Rowen responded with fireballs, but failed to land one against Duck Hunt Duo. Satsuki got rid of the other Green Shells as Duck Hunt Duo blitzed away with their Triple Mushrooms and Star item. Rowen and Hilda kept their chances alive with a Bullet Bill! Ryuko and Satsuki's doomed Sarah and Harper, getting a comfortable 1-0 lead. Rowen and Hilda evaded Duck Hunt Duo's three Bananas, but Duck Hunt Duo barely avoided Rowen's Green Shell, giving them a safe ticket for the Sweet 16!

"Aww, man, that looked awful! But kudos to Duck and Dog, though! They were the better team!" Cye said.

"Right now, they're the first duo with a seed fifteen or worse to advance to the Sweet 16!" Red's mom said as Rowen and Hilda congratulated Duck Hunt Duo by giving them the right type of animal food, with Duck Hunt Duo fans storming the track again.

"I'm bloody happy for them!" Emily said.

Fifteen minutes later...

Three more races, Yuli and Bayonetta vs. Ryo and Runa, Peachette and Pauline vs. D.Va and Mercy, and Din and Nayru vs. Oleana and Sonia, aired right away! Peachete and Pauline and Oleana and Sonia increased their leads in their own races, but in the Bustling City race, a tight one so far, the majority of the crowd chanted "Bitchonetta!" A lot of common characters such as Sonic, Tails, Runa's brother, White Blaze, Sage, Kento, Pit, Joker, Luka, Wario, Waluigi, Donkey Kong, Diddy Kong, Dixie Kong, Tiny Kong, Mario, Luigi, Crash, and Coco were in the crowd.

"The Bustling City crowd is my favorite!" Jeanne said.

"Mine, too!" Ash said.

"The Bustling City race is neck and neck compared to the other three, but Ryo and Runa can't afford to lose!" Lanette said.

"Sarah and Harper can't lose, too!" Ash said.

Yuli and Bayonetta vs. Ryo and Runa remained tight until Runa bombed away Yuli and Bayonetta in lap 2, making the large crowd very happy. Sarah and Harper made a comeback with their useful Bullet Bill, but eight seconds later, Ryuko shocked them with a Spiny Shell. Yuli and Bayonetta made a comeback of their own, too, with them blazing with two Stars! Din and Nayru's third straight Lightning put them in first, but got unlucky by Sonia's Green Shell afterwards.

Peachette and Pauline remained dominant against the giant underdogs as Sarah and Harper fought back hard. Close to Yuli and Bayonetta, Ryo attacked them with a Piranha Plant, then Runa added more insult to injury with her Flower Boomerang. Giant, giant moment for them and everybody else! After Yuli and Bayonetta touched a nearby double item box, however, they sped very quickly with the Golden Mushroom and Mushroom items, jumping to first! Ryuko and Satsuki reclaim the lead thanks to a late Star, and they punched their ticket to Sweet 16, making Alexa, Viola, their fans, and their family and loves ones proud, angering many! Yuli and Bayonetta won as well, and they vanished afterwards. Sonia and Oleana and Peachette and Pauline were one win away for a Sweet 16 bid.

"Double connerie (bullshit)!" Widowmaker said.

"Ce n'est pas un bon coup de sang pour la majorite d'entre nous (That's not a bloody good look for the majority of us)!" Emily said.

"Hey, we don't see Ryuko and Satsuki on the Mario Kart Stadium tracks!" Puar said.

"Tracer and Mei must've teleported them, Yuli, and Bayonetta to a safe house or whatever," Yamcha said.

"Guys, the so-called "Great Eight" are rapidly bragging on Twitter!" Bowsette alerted.

""We're celebrating together!"," Lanette quoted Yuli's tweet. "Sounds like they're under the same roof!"

"Wherever they are, they should just stay there forever!" Jeanne said.

Fifteen minutes later...

Only one new race, the second-last, began. A big moment just happened over at Bustling City! Coco and Luigi both threw a couple of bricks towards Yuli and Bayonetta, shortly before the race began! That big moment got the rest of the Bustling City crowd extremely crazy, the majority of the SMK crowd went nuts, and everybody on Twitter and everywhere else on the internet talked about it simultaneously, with Luigi and Coco being called heroes.

"I wish the three of us were there! I would've thrown a brick as well!" Jeanne said.

"A sensitive plate sounds way better, but bricks are nice!" Ash said.

"I suck at throwing, but it'd be worth to throw glass cups at their asses!" Lanette said.

"Dawn just hashtagged "#Brickgate"!" Cye said.

"Dawn's been recently obsessed with the word "gate", but she's right, though! Coco and Luigi will get fined hard!" Bowsette said.

"Coco doesn't care because she and Crash are filthy rich, living large!" Red's mom said.

"First #ExLaExGate, then #GunGate, and now bloody #Brickgate!" Emily said.

"Coco, and Crash, was indirectly involved in #OxideGate," Widowmaker reminded.

"Ah, that, too, but even if that hadn't happened, Crash Team Racing would still be out of business!" Emily said.

Ryo smashed Yuli and Bayonetta with a Spiny Shell before he and Runa reached lap 2. Hunter and Bianca (Spyro series) got zapped hard as Mia and Rei (Kill La Kill) went past them and headed to lap 2. Peachette and Pauline collected their item, but D.Va threw a Bob-omb at them afterwards as Naryu scorched Sonia and Oleana with fireballs. Yuli and Bayonetta got payback, with them making Ryo and Runa crash into a business with a Blooper. Peachette and Pauline laughed at D.Va and Mercy with a Bullet Bill, but D.Va and Mercy made their opponents' laugh worthless with their Star! Triple Mushrooms and a Super Horn put Hunter and Bianca (Spyro series) back in first place as Ryo startled Yuli and Bayonetta with his Flower Boomerang.

Sonia and Oleana's Bullet Bill improved their chances of winning, from 42% to 58%! Another Star helped D.Va and Mercy, putting them ahead of Peachette and Pauline. Mia and Rei's (Kill La Kill) Golden Mushroom put them close to their underdog opponents, but Bianca (Spyro series) prevented them from going further with a Banana as Yuli and Bayonetta's devastating Lightning + Bob-omb combo angered a lot. Peachette and Pauline pulled off a small, but late comeback with Triple Mushrooms, going to the Sweet 16! Mia and Rei's (Kill La Kill) late Lightning costed Hunter and Bianca (Spyro series) a 1-0 advantage, and Yuli and Bayonetta unwanted victory put them in the Sweet 16. Sonia and Oleana won over Din and Nayru, joining the Sweet Sixteen party with Nessa and Bea.

"Yuli and Bayonetta won the race, unfortunately, but Ryo and Runa won extra fans!" Red's mom said as the Bustling City crowd heavily thanked Ryo and Runa for putting a lot of effort into the race.

"Even if Mia and Kill La Kill Rei win, their Sweet 16 race against Crash and Coco won't be easy compared to their first two opponents!" Puar said.

"They're 2-0 against Crash and Coco, but sometimes, the regular season doesn't repeat the same thing! Hope Crash and Coco thrash their ugly asses! And Jeanne, I wish you and Pit good luck!" Red's mom said.

"Thanks for the love, Red's mom! Hey, your girls are about to start in the final Round of 32 race!" Jeanne said.

"That's right! Somehow, I almost forgot! Red's already at Pallet Town!" Red's mom said.

"Red's mom, I've recently heard rumors of Owen and Santiago, Leslie and Joni's ex-boyfriends, Riot, Merilyn's ex-husband, and Argus, Millis' father, going to Pallet Town," Widowmaker said.

"It might be true, but they'd better not lay a finger on my son!" Red's mom said.

Fifteen minutes later...

START! Merilyn and Millis got the lead infront of the already-packed Pallet Town crowd! They became the first to get an item, but only a Coin. Joni's Bob-omb put her and Leslie in first place as Hunter and Bianca (Spyro series) grew their lead with Triple Mushrooms. Next, Leslie tossed her three Green Shells backwards, and Joni triggered her Golden Mushroom. Merilyn and Millis dodged all three before getting two Lightnings! Merilyn triggered the first one as Mia and Rei (Kill La Kill) ruined Hunter and Bianca's first place moment with their combined Golden Mushroom and Mushroom. Merilyn used the second one, with her and Millis already in first place. Hunter barely stole Mia and Rei's (Kill La Kill) Spiny Shell, then he used the lethal weapon against them.

Joni and Leslie got revenge in the second lap as their Bullet Bill hit Merilyn and Millis a second before it ran out of juice. Speaking of revenge, Mia and Rei (Kill La Kill), under their Star item, squashed Hunter and Bianca (Spyro series), reclaiming the lead. Then, they extended their lead with their two Mushrooms as Merilyn and Millis confronted Joni and Leslie with their Golden Mushroom, but Leslie fended off her friends with a Green Shell.

Mia and Rei (Kill La Kill) pushed their lead even further with a Golden Mushroom as Leslie forcibly stalled Merilyn and Millis with fireballs. But a bit later, Merilyn and Millis' Star and Golden Mushroom got them back in first as Hunter and Bianca (Spyro series) kept their hopes alive with a Bullet Bill. Afterwards, Hunter and Bianca (Spyro series) collected two Stars, but the comeback fell short as Mia and Rei (Kill La Kill) headed to the Sweet 16, pissing off a lot! Merilyn and Millis won Game 1. Back at Mario Kart Stadium, Mia and Rei (Kill La Kill) rushed to the locker room and celebrated with Yuli, Bayonetta, Nui, Ragyo, Satsuki, and Ryuko, who were all winning for their lovers to come here. But the SMK crowd gave Hunter and Bianca (Spyro series) a standing ovation.

Fifteen minutes later...

Game 2! The race suddenly became a speed fest, with both duos collecting speed items throughout the half of lap 1. Close to the end of it, Joni and Leslie became the first to grab a Bullet Bill and used it in a hurry, trying to extend this series. Merilyn and Millis only got a Star, but not half bad. In lap 2, however, Merilyn and Millis got a Bullet Bill, still couldn't catch up thanks to Joni and Leslie's Golden Mushroom and Star. They got their second-straight Bullet Bill before the last lap, though. Shrink! That Lightning spilled disaster for Merilyn and Millis, and Joni and Leslie ended up snatching a must-need victory. 1-1. Who would win Game 3?

Fifteen minutes later...

Game 3! The already first place Joni and Leslie got off to a beautiful start with a Bullet Bill, but Merilyn and Millis' item, a Golden Mushroom, helped them to a lesser extent. Fortunately for Merilyn and Millis, they crept closer to Joni and Leslie, after the aid of another Golden Mushroom. Then, they blasted away Joni and Leslie with the rare Super Horn.

Merilyn and Millis' next item, a Mushroom, helped them, but Joni and Leslie suddenly minimized them! Joni's Piranha Plant also embarrassed them! Joni and Leslie cruised all the way to the final lap, but Merilyn and Millis managed to get some extra speed outside of free speed boosts, aka speed items. Joni and Leslie, halfway for a Sweet 16 invite. But Merilyn and Millis snatched first place! Joni got a nasty surprise for them! A Spiny Shell! That, and Joni and Leslie's last item, a Golden Mushroom, put them in the Sweet 16! The large Pallet Town crowd stormed the track, including Red!

"What a series for my girls! Yeah!" Red's mom said as the SMK crowd got wild over the overall excitement of the series.

"Now, that's a real racing series!" Yamcha said as some people in the large crowd raised Joni, Leslie, Merilyn, and Millis in a happy manner.

"It really was a real one!" Bowsette said as Joni and Leslie and Merilyn and Millis gave each other high-fives.

"If not for bloody Blue, both duos would be in the Sweet 16! They're good teams!" Emily said.

"They'll hang with any top duo," Widowmaker said.

"Yeah, it's a shame that it had to be one of those matchups were both duos deserved to advance. But props to them, though! They had played an excellent series!" Cye said as Merilyn and Millis double-hugged Red, with Riot and Argus witnessing it.

"I couldn't agree more!" Puar said as Joni and Leslie double-hugged Red as well, with Owen and Santiago being upset over it.

"The chants, guys! Please, let it happen!" Jeanne said as the Pallet Town chanted, "Beat Ryuko La Satsuki!" to Joni and Leslie.

"The SMK crowd are saying it, too!" Ash said.

"I believe in Joni and Leslie winning that Sweet Sixteen matchup! They have to!" Lanette said.

"Oh, they will! They'll beat the snot out of those overrated, creepy sisters!" Red's mom said.

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BREAKING NEWS! Luigi and Coco were hit very hard with separate $1,000,000 fines, after they were caught throwing several bricks towards Yuli and Bayonetta. Furthermore, Mario and Crash had suffered separate $500,000 fines, the second-highest, the current SMK drivers in the Bustling City crowd had separate $100,000 fines, Ryo and Runa had a $200,000 fine, and finally, Ash, Jeanne, and Lanette were fined $50,000, due to their words on commentary.

Because of the incident, known as #Brickgate thanks to Dawn, Tracer and Mei had to make permanent changes, to make things fair. From now on, Kart Madness crowds would no longer stay at Ronin Warriors' Tokyo, Honno City, and Bustling City, if Yuli and Bayonetta, Mia and Rei (Kill La Kill), Ryuko and Satsuki, and Ragyo and Nui could end up as a Top-4 seed. Also, if any of the four duos would end up as the highest remaining regional seed before the Sweet 16 round, the changes would effect that as well.

Updated AP Poll Rankings:

1. Mario and Luigi
2. Ryuko and Satsuki
3. Yuli and Bayonetta
4. Ragyo and Nui
5. Mia and Rei (Kill La Kill)
6. Crash and Coco
7. Nitros Oxide and Dingodile
8. Pit and Jeanne
9. Mai and Videl
10. Peach and Daisy
11. Selene and Plumeria
12. Jak and Keira
13. Nessa and Bea
14. Bulma and Tights *
15. Fran and Penelo
16. Mako (Kill La Kill) and Nonon
17. Red and Red's mom
18. Peachette and Pauline
19. D.Va and Mercy
20. Gohan and Pan
21. Tawna and Pinstripe
22. Sonia and Oleana
23. Joni and Leslie
24. Duck Hunt Duo
25. Cloud and Aeris *

* (N)ot (I)n (T)ournament

Thursday's games:

(10) Mako (Kill La Kill) and Nonon vs. (14) Fran and Penelo (Honno City) (West region) (CBS Channel)
(2) Ragyo and Nui vs. (3) Nitros Oxide and Dingodile (Coco Park) (East region) (TBS Channel)
(1) Ryuko and Satsuki vs. (13) Joni and Leslie (Honno City) (West region) (CBS Channel)
(1) Crash and Coco vs. (4) Mia and Rei (Kill La Kill) (Coco Park) (East region) (TBS Channel)

Friday's games:

(6) Peach and Daisy vs. (15) Duck Hunt Duo (Royal Raceway) (Midwest region) (CBS Channel)
(1) Mario and Luigi vs. (13) Sonia and Oleana (Mario Kart Stadium) (South region) (TBS Channel)
(9) Peachette and Pauline vs. (13) Nessa and Bea (Royal Raceway) (Midwest region) (CBS Channel)
(2) Yuli and Bayonetta vs. (3) Pit and Jeanne (Mario Kart Stadium) (South region) (TBS Channel)

Top 16 updated odds to win national title:

Yuli and Bayonetta: 1/2 odds (No. 2 seed)
Ryuko and Satsuki: 2/1 odds (No. 1 seed)
Mario and Luigi: 2/1 odds (No. 1 seed)
Crash and Coco: 2/1 odds (No. 1 seed)
Ragyo and Nui: 2/1 odds (No. 2 seed)
Peachette and Pauline: 10/1 odds (No. 9 seed)
Mia and Rei (Kill La Kill): 10/1 odds (No. 4 seed)
Pit and Jeanne: 15/1 odds (No. 3 seed)
Nitros Oxide and Dingodile: 20/1 odds (No. 3 seed)
Peach and Daisy: 25/1 odds (No. 6 seed)
Fran and Penelo: 30/1 odds (No. 14 seed)
Duck Hunt Duo: 40/1 odds (No. 15 seed)
Mako (Kill La Kill) and Nonon: 40/1 odds (No. 10 seed)
Nessa and Bea: 55/1 odds (No. 13 seed)
Sonia and Oleana: 55/1 odds (No. 13 seed)
Joni and Leslie: 75/1 odds (No. 13 seed)

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Before the Sweet Sixteen, all round three games of the NIT were aired. Bulma and Tights had destroyed Brendan and Farore, Polar and Pura had destroyed Pasadena and Ebenezer as well, Mars and Dawn had barely escaped against Gloria and Melony, and Cloud and Aeris had defeated Morton and Larry. The next NIT games would air Tuesday, the national semifinals. The games were Bulma and Tights vs. Polar and Pura and Cloud and Aeris vs. Mars and Dawn. Bulma and Tights still had the highest odds to win the NIT Championship, while Mars and Dawn had the lowest.

An hour later... 

START! Mako (Kill La Kill) and Nonon vs. Fran and Penelo began! Mako (Kill La Kill) and Nonon became the first duo to grab an item in the Sweet 16. What was it? A Bob-omb! Nonon kaboomed Fran and Penelo, but Fran and Penelo later got revenge as they rammed Mako (Kill La Kill) and Nonon with their Star item. Fran and Penelo safely cruised to lap two, then three. But Mako (Kill La Kill) and Nonon got close to the FF12 characters before blasting them hard with their Super Horn. Fran and Penelo got back fast, though, as they headed to the finish line with their Bullet Bill.

Fifteen minutes later...

Game 2! At the start, Mako (Kill La Kill) and Nonon overused their Golden Mushroom as Fran and Penelo only got a Coin, but at the beginning of lap two, Fran and Penelo went past Mako (Kill La Kill) and Nonon thanks to their Triple Mushrooms. Then, the leading duo zapped the underdogs. It seemed over for Mako (Kill La Kill) and Nonon, but thanks to their next item, a Golden Mushroom, they put themselves back into the race. Close to the final lap, Mako shocked Fran and Penelo with her Spiny Shell. Afterwards, the KLK duo simply forced the series to tie 1-1.

"And we've got ourselves a 1-1 series, a fun one!" Ash said.

"It might go to five games!" Cye said.

"According to projected future odds, if a Fran and Penelo vs. Joni and Leslie matchup happens in the Elite Eight, then Fran and Penelo will be the favorites!" Bowsette said.

"Wow, a number 14 seed as a favorite in four straight games. That's bloody mad insane!" Emily said.

"Anna and Elsa were overrated as shit and Anthea and Concordia didn't have enough Super Mario Kart experience. I like Mako (Kill La Kill) and Nonon, but I don't think they're going to beat Fran and Penelo! Ah, yeah, Ragyo and Nui vs. Nitros Oxide and Dingodile will air next! The latter had better destroy those creepy bitches!" Red's mom said.

"Joni and Leslie and Crash and Coco had better do their damn jobs, too!" Jeanne said.

"I don't want to say this, but I have a bad feeling that two of the "Great Eight" duos will win a series today. But let's hope for the best!" Yamcha said.

Fifteen minutes later...

Game 3 for Mako (Kill La Kill) and Nonon vs. Fran and Penelo and Game 1 for Ragyo and Nui vs. Nitros Oxide and Dindogile! Fran and Penelo jumped to first before grabbing an item and hitting Mako (Kill La Kill) and Nonon with their Flower Boomerang. Ragyo and Nui took control in their race, but a bit later, Nitros Oxide and Dingodile used two Golden Mushrooms! Near the start of lap 2, Penelo prevented Mako (Kill La Kill) and Nonon from getting past her and Fran with a Red Shell. In Coco Park's lap 2, Ragyo used the Lightning item, but Nitros Oxide and Dingodile became immune to it thanks to their Star item. 

Bullet Bill action for Mako (Kill La Kill) and Nonon! However, Fran and Penelo jumped ahead of them with the combined Star and Golden Mushroom. Nitros Oxide and Dingodile stayed at first as they went through lap 3. As soon as Nitros Oxide and Dingodile got through the middle of Coco Park, Ragyo and Nui madly attempted a comeback, speed item after speed item! But Nitros Oxide and Dingodile hung on with an important 1-0 lead as Fran and Penelo survived a furious rally from Mako (Kill La Kill) and Nonon, leading 2-1.

Fifteen minutes later...

Mako (Kill La Kill) and Nonon snatched an early lead in their crucial Game 4. Even better for them, they sped away with a Bullet Bill as Nui victimized Nitros Oxide and Dingodile with Lightning. Two more speed items, a Mushroom and a Star item, helped Mako (Kill La Kill) and Nonon a lot more as Ragyo and Nui made life worse for Nitros Oxide and Dingodile. Mako (Kill La Kill) and Nonon remained dominant until reaching the finish line, tying the series 2-2. Ragyo and Nui tied their series 1-1, angering a lot. 

Fifteen minutes later...

Game 5, the final one for the Kill La Kill duo and the Final Fantasy 12 duo! Fran and Penelo got the first attack, slowing Mako (Kill La Kill) and Nonon down with a Piranha Plant. But Mako (Kill La Kill) and Nonon responded very well with a Star item, running over their opponents. In the Coco Park race, Ragyo and Nui took full control out of nowhere, constantly picking up speed items and using them! 

In lap 2, Fran and Penelo stopped Mako (Kill La Kill) and Nonon a lot with one Lightning item, a squash attack, and another Lightning item. But Ragyo and Nui remained on top. Mako (Kill La Kill) and Nonon just rallied back with a Bullet Bill and a Golden Mushroom! Lucky break for them! More luck got on their side as they collected two more Golden Mushrooms, leaving Fran and Penelo way behind. Ragyo and Nui just touched the last lap, but Nitros Oxide and Dingodile finally started collected better speed items. However, Ragyo and Nui got the 2-1 led at the end as Mako (Kill La Kill) and Nonon advanced to the Elite Eight.

"KLK Mako and Nonon are the first duo to punch their ticket to the Elite Huit (Eight)!" Widowmaker said.

"Hooray for the underdogs!" Puar said as the returning Mako (Kill La Kill) and Nonon got big and heavy cheers from the Super Mario Kart crowd. But as for Jote, Mjrn, DJ Mary, and Karen, they comforted Fran and Penelo, who were both upset at the shocking loss.

"Their disgusting rivals will play next, but Joni and Leslie should handle the creeps!" Red's mom said as Sukuyo, Sky's mother, Sky, and Rottytops celebrated with Mako (Kill La Kill) and Nonon.

"Please, Joni and Leslie, don't let those ugly sisters advance to the Elite Eight!" Lanette said.

"If Ryuko and Satsuki advance, which I hope to friggin' God they don't, we'll get a former duo friendship matchup, KLK Mako and Nonon vs. Ryuko and Satsuki!" Lanette said.

Fifteen minutes later...

A new game! Ryuko and Satsuki got ahead of Joni and Leslie, and even better for the two siblings, they owned Joni and Leslie with a Bob-omb. Nitros Oxide and Dindodile made a nice little turnaround with a Bullet Bill, leaving Ragyo and Nui with just the Crazy Eight item. Ryuko and Satsuki made it to lap two, but Joni and Leslie staggered them with a nice rally. 

Next, Leslie slapped Ryuko and Satsuki with a Flower Boomerang. Nitros Oxide and Dingodile leveled up their hopes of forcing a Game 5 as they cruised fast with a Bullet Bill. Ryuko and Satsuki angrily attacked Joni and Leslie with fireballs, ruining the Cluefinders girls' 1st place moment. In lap 3, the siblings secured their big lead until they got struck by Lightning! But Joni and Leslie's mega rally fell short as Nitros Oxide and Dingodile forced a Game 5.

Fifteen minutes later...

Game 2 in the Honno City race and Game 5 in the Coco Park race! Both strongly hated duos in their respective races got early big leads, much to almost everybody's dismay. Both duos made a lot of things worse as their leads remained big in the final lap. Joni and Leslie, however, rallied very, very fast. But alas, another big rally from them fell short. After the Coco Park race, Ragyo and Nui embraced with Yuli, Bayonetta, Mia, and Rei (Kill La Kill) in Mario Kart Stadium, but not with Ryuko and Satsuki, due to the latter two being stuck in Honno City. Crash and Coco comforted Nitros Oxide and Dingodile, both extrmely upset over the humiliating defeat, promising the two they would beat Mia and Rei (Kill La Kill) 3-0.

Fifteen minutes later...

The last Coco Park race got started! Coco smacked Mia and Rei (Kill La Kill) with a Green Shell while cussing them out. Then, Mia failed to land her own Green Shell against Crash and Coco. Joni and Leslie got the lead, a big one. But Joni and Leslie's big lead eventually faded as Ryuko and Satsuki tried to stop the two from leading the race. At the end, Joni and Leslie barely won, and Crash and Coco won theirs.

Fifteen minutes later...

Like the previous Honno City race, Ryuko and Satsuki vs. Joni and Leslie stayed tight. But Crash and Coco continued to own Mia and Rei (Kill La Kill) as Coco shocked them with a Sound Horn. Joni and Leslie later blinded Ryuko and Satsuki with their Blooper a bit, then they boosted some speed with a Mushroom. Ryuko and Satsuki recovered big with a Lightning item and their Triple Mushrooms. 

Poor Mia and Rei (Kill La Kill), still trailing large. But the underdogs in the Honno City race kept fighting back. Closer to Ryuko and Satsuki, Joni threw a Bob-omb at them, but they dodged it! But not Joni's Flower Boomerang! Shortly after that attack, Ryuko and Satsuki stormed back to first place with their Golden Mushroom in the middle of lap 3. Ryuko and Satsuki ultimately won their series 3-1, a giant bummer. Crash and Coco got a 2-0 lead, though. At Mario Kart Stadium, Merilyn, Millis, Red's mom, Red, and almost everyone else at the stadium gave Joni and Leslie a huge ovation for fighting hard against a national title contending duo, with Ryuko, Satsuki, Ragyo, Nui, Bayonetta, and Yuli celebrating on their own.

Fifteen minutes later...

Deja vu! Mia and Rei (Kill La Kill) couldn't believe this. Before this massacre, they had sworn everyone, including their children and lovers, that they were going to prove to the Selection Committee that they should've had a better seeding than Crash and Coco, but failed miserably. With Crash and Coco far ahead in Lap 3, Mia and Rei (Kill La Kill) looked like they were about to cry, but they got what they deserved. 

After the race, Crash and Coco got a giant ovation from the Coco Park crowd before they and their rivals magically went back to Mario Kart Stadium. Mario, Luigi, Crunch, Joker, Luka, Pit, Sukuyo, Sky's mother, Mako (Kill La Kill), Nonon, Sky, Rottytops, Nitros Oxide, Dingodile, Peachette, and Pauline heavily thanked Crash and Coco for slaying one of the hated duos, with the majority of the crowd chanting, "Team Bandicootz!". Mia and Rei (Kill La Kill) sobbed on Ragyo, with Ragyo, Ryuko, Satsuki, Bayonetta, Yuli, and Nui glaring at Crash and Coco.

"One "Great Eight" duo down, three to go!" Jeanne said.

"Crash and Coco vs. Ragyo and Nui in the Elite Eight will become a hell of a war, but I hope Crash and Coco sweep those creeps like they did against Mia and KLK Rei!" Lanette said.

"Ha! Knew those Triple Crossover Dynasty losers would call Mia and KLK Rei a very overrated duo on Twitter!" Bowsette said.

"Funny that those dorks had temporary teamed up with the "Great Eight" not too long ago!" Red's mom said.

"Mia and Rei (Kill La Kill) aren't really overrated, though. They were going up against the wrong team at the wrong time. But yeah, the hell with those two! Glad they lost!" Yamcha said.

"Can't wait to watch the games tommorrow, especially the last one!" Ash said.

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A day later/An hour later...

Peach and Daisy vs. Duck Hunt Duo began at the Royal Raceway track! Although the two duos were respected, a lot of fans weren't heavily interested in this today's matchup; they were waiting for Mario and Luigi vs. Sonia and Oleana, Peachette and Pauline vs. Nessa and Bea, and Yuli and Bayonetta vs. Pit and Jeanne to get started, especially the last one, a revenge matchup for Jeanne.

Anyway, Duck Hunt Duo with the large lead! But later in the middle of lap 2, Peach and Daisy got the lead for the first time, thanks to two Lightnings and a Mushroom item. That put them on the safe side until the middle of lap three, where Duck Hunt Duo smashed them hard with a Super Horn. However, Peach and Daisy significantly recovered with a Bullet Punch before retaliating and stealing the 1-0 lead, astounding the many Duck Hunt Duo fans in the Royal Raceway crowd.

Fifteen minutes later...

Duck Hunt Duo suffered an embarrassing start as Peach snatched their Golden Mushroom, just like that. Afterwards, the female duo streamrolled from the beginning of Lap 1 to the beginning of Lap 3. But after the latter moment, Duck Hunt Duo came right back to hurt Peach and Daisy with fireballs, still having hope to tie this series. But at the end, they didn't as Peach and Daisy surprised them with a late Mushroom boost.

Fifteen minutes later...

A very crucial Game 3 for Duck Hunt Duo. But besides the Peach and Daisy vs. Duck Hunt Duo series, Mario and Luigi vs. Sonia and Oleana began! Mario and Luigi and Peach and Daisy, ironically, led at the start of their own series. Duck Hunt Duo tried their best to fight back, but as for Sonia and Oleana, they looked like a generic 16 seed from the NCAA Tournament not naming UMBC.

In early Lap 2, Duck Hunt Duo finally hit Peach and Daisy, but with a Piranha Plant in close range. Peach launched her Green Shell towards Duck Hunt Duo, but Duck tossed her Red Shell towards the Green Shell, causing both opposite color shells to collide on one another. But the worst part for Peach and Daisy was Duck Hunt Duo launching off with their now-collected Bullet Bill. That disadvantage costed Peach and Daisy Game 3. Elsewhere, Mario and Luigi easily won Game 1.

Fifteen minutes later...

Like Game 3, Game 4 was obviously crucial for Duck Hunt Duo, but for Peach and Daisy as well. Mario and Luigi vs. Sonia and Oleana turned tight all of a sudden. But Duck Hunt Duo managed to take control in their race, all thanks to the Lightning item, arguably one of the top two most important items at the very start of a race, the other being a Bullet Bill. Duck Hunt Duo continued their dominance until the end, and Sonia and Oleana snatched a very shocking Game 2 victory.

Fifteen minutes later...

Game 5 in the Royal Raceway race! Sonia and Oleana built their quick and desperate lead thanks to their Triple Mushrooms, leaving Mario and Luigi with only a Banana item. However, Mario and Luigi hid their Banana item underneath the third item box. In Lap 2, Sonia briefly noticed the slightly hidden banana before touching the fourth item box, which was a Star item. Peach and Daisy's Bullet Bill doomed Duck Hunt Duo pretty much, but near the end of the final lap, Duck Hunt Duo scared and surprised them thanks to their two Golden Mushrooms. Peach and Daisy touched the finish line a 0.5 second before Duck Hunt Duo did, a wild finish. In the other series, Sonia and Oleana led 2-1 over Mario and Luigi.

"Damn it, damn it, DAMN IT! WHY DID THAT MOMENT HAD TO HAPPEN!?" Bowsette screamed.

"I wanted Duck Hunt Duo to win, too, but I don't mind Peach and Daisy advancing to the Elite Eight!" Cye said as Duck Hunt Duo and Peach and Daisy exchanged sportsmanship, with Duck Hunt Duo fans supporting Peach and Daisy.

"I don't want a goddamn Peach and Daisy vs. Peachette and Pauline Elite Eight matchup," Bowsette said.

"Nessa and Bea will suffer a sweep," Widowmaker said.

"I have to agree with Amelie, Bowsette," Red's mom said.

"If both Sonia and Oleana and Nessa and Bea lose, I'll burn the entire Luck or Misfortune business down to the ground!" Bowsette threatened.

"You won't bloody do anything, you drama queen!" Emily said.

"I mean it!" Bowsette said.

"Poor Bowsette, still having sand in her vagina," Lanette sang.

Fifteen minutes later...

Peachette and Pauline vs. Nessa and Bea just began! Mario and Luigi got the quick lead in their very crucial Game 4! Peachette straight up blew Nessa and Bea away with her Bob-omb, leaving them hanging with their now-worthless Boo item. Sonia's Flower Boomerang put her and her beloved Oleana in first place, but in the second lap, Mario threw some fireballs forward, and three of the fireballs hit Sonia and Oleana. Peachette and Pauline still led large, but Sonia and Oleana came back in early lap 3 with their Triple Mushrooms. Spiny Shell! That was it for Sonia and Oleana. Or was it? Nah, that was it. 2-2 in the Mario Kart Stadium series and 1-0 for Peachette and Pauline.

Fifteen minutes later...

Both races stayed tight until the third lap, where Mario and Luigi used their Bullet Bill to take control over the race. Peachette and Pauline just flew away with their combined Triple Mushrooms and Star item. Sonia and Oleana rallied in a scary way, but Mario and Luigi ended up surviving the scary rally as they won their series against Sonia and Oleana, 3-2, their third-straight close series. The Mario Kart Stadium crowd, the majority of them, gave Mario and Luigi so much love, with Sonia and Oleana thanking Mario and Luigi for a fun series. In other news, Peachette and Pauline improved to 2-0.

"That was a fun one," Yamcha said.

"Whatever! Let's move on to the last race! Good luck to you and Pit, Jeanne!" Bowsette said.

"Today is the day, TO GET FULL REVENGE ON THAT SLUT! Ash. Lanette. Give me a double good luck kiss!" Jeanne said.

"Okay!" Ash and Lanette said before Jeanne giving a double-kiss on the cheek.

Fifteen minutes later...

The Yuli and Bayonetta vs. Pit and Jeanne race was finally here! In lap 1, Pit and Jeanne rolled away with a Bullet Bill, then a Star and another Bullet Bill. And finally, a Golden Mushroom. Peachette and Pauline dominated their own lap 1, but to a lesser extent. Lap 2? Pretty much to the same thing. And Lap 3? That was it. Pit, Jeanne, and a lot of anti-Great Eight fans knew the series wasn't over yet, but a 1-0 lead was very essential as a whole. Other than that, Peachette and Pauline just advanced to the Elite Eight! When the two duos returned to Mario Kart Stadium, Peachette and Pauline received a lot of praise, even from Nessa and Bea. Then, Paechette and Pauline interacted with Pit and Jeanne, telling the latter two to continue playing smart against Yuli and Bayonetta.

Fifteen minutes later...

Another dominating game from Pit and Jeanne, a necessary one. 2-0. Because of that and because of the mega large Super Mario Kart crowd supporting them all the way despite Super Mario Kart not being related to their own universes, Pit and Jeanne had a 98.6 percent chance of winning this series, the second-highest after a Game 2 in the Sweet 16.

Fifteen minutes later...

Pit and Jeanne's first item in Game 3? A Bob-omb! But Jeanne, still the driver, missed it, then Yuli hit them hard with a Green Shell. Pit and Jeanne suffered more as Yuli and Bayonetta took full advantage of their useful items. Pit and Jeanne stormed right back in lap 3, but it wasn't enough to seal a 3-0 finish in the series. Instead, it was 2-1.

Fifteen minutes later...

At the start, the race was back and forth. But 20 inches away from Lap 2, Bayonetta crushed Pit and Jeanne with her Spiny Shell. Then, Yuli and Bayoentta took over Lap 2. At Lap 3, Pit and Jeanne came right back into the race, almost similar to Game 3. But Yuli and Bayonetta folded Pit and Jeanne's chances of a comeback with Lightning, tying the series 2-2.

Fifteen minutes later...

Game 5, the last one! The race got tight in Lap 1 and in Lap 2, due to the lack of S-Tier or A-Tier items. But in Lap 3, Pit and Jeanne took total control with a Bullet Bill compared to Yuli and Bayonetta's Star item! Their next two items from the double-item box? Two Bananas! A total bummer. However, Pit placed one Banana next to the double-item box and the second box. Yuli and Bayonetta suddenly hopped in first! But how!? Their Golden Mushroom! The two duo's last items? A Banana item for both! Yuli missed Jeanne and Pit, but Jeanne missed Yuli and Bayonetta but a half inch! A 3-2 finish for Yuli and Bayonetta, one of the most shocking finishes in sports history.

"DAMN IT!" Red's mom cursed out loud as she slammed her fist on the commentary table twice.

"Awwww, man!" Puar said in a disappointing way as Yuli, Bayonetta, Rei (Kill La Kill), Ragyo, Satsuki, Mia, Nui, and Ryuko celebrated infront of the angry SMK fans.

"Man, that's gotta hurt..." Bowsette said as Ash, Lanette, Mario, Luigi, Crash, Coco, Peach, Daisy, Peachette, Pauline, Mako (Kill La Kill), Nonon, Joker, Luka, and Pit all comforted Jeanne, who was barely kneeling with tears rolling down her cheeks.

"Well, Bowsette. It looks like a Mario and Luigi vs. Yuli and Bayonetta Elite Eight matchup is going to happen after tomorrow," Yamcha said.

"I know I said that I was gonna root for Mario and Luigi if it actually happened. But... I think their luck will run out... I hope I'm lying, though," Bowsette said.

Jeanne finally stood as the crowd, commentators, and almost everybody else cheered for her. Then, she told Crash and Coco, Mario and Luigi, Mako (Kill La Kill) and Nonon, Peach and Daisy, and Peachette and Pauline to scare and crush the rest of the "Great Eight" for her. However, it might or might not be possible for Peach and Daisy or Peachette and Pauline to go up against a "Great Eight" duo in the Final Four.

Saturday's Elite Eight games:

(1) Ryuko and Satsuki vs. (10) Mako (Kill La Kill) and Nonon (Honno City) (West region) (CBS Channel)
(1) Crash and Coco vs. (2) Ragyo and Nui (Coco Park) (East region) (TBS Channel)

Sunday's Elite Eight games:

(6) Peach and Daisy vs. (9) Peachette and Pauline (Royal Raceway) (Midwest region) (CBS Channel)
(1) Mario and Luigi vs. (2) Yuli and Bayonetta (Mario Kart Stadium) (South region) (TBS Channel)

Top 8 updated odds to win national title:

Yuli and Bayonetta: 1/2 odds (No. 2 seed)
Ryuko and Satsuki: 2/1 odds (No. 1 seed)
Mario and Luigi: 2/1 odds (No. 1 seed)
Crash and Coco: 2/1 odds (No. 1 seed)
Ragyo and Nui: 2/1 odds (No. 2 seed)
Peachette and Pauline: 10/1 odds (No. 9 seed)
Peach and Daisy: 45/1 odds (No. 6 seed)
Mako (Kill La Kill) and Nonon: 50/1 odds (No. 10 seed)

End of Chapter 89

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Breaking news! It wasn't much, but Crash and Coco had announced that they'd wear their skins from the Crash Bandicoot: Warped World War I levels.

Day 1 of the Elite Eight round/An hour later...

Ryuko and Satsuki vs. Mako (Kill La Kill) and Nonon began! Both sides started swearing at each other and threatening each other, as predicted by a lot of fans in this heated rivalry. Mako (Kill La Kill) and Nonon got the first hit, a Banana towards Ryuko and Satsuki! But seven seconds later, Ryuko and Satsuki got a bigger hit, a Bullet Bill. The angry Nonon told Mako (Kill La Kill) to step on it!

In lap two, Mako (Kill La Kill) and Nonon got the lead again thanks to their powerful Super Horn. Then, Nonon immediately alerted Mako (Kill La Kill) to turn right the first time, turn left the second time, and slightly turn right the third time. That plan worked really well, folding Ryuko and Satsuki's attempt to get to first with their Red Shells. Mako (Kill La Kill) and Nonon secured their important lead until late lap 3, where Satsuki struck Mako (Kill La Kill) and Nonon with Lightning, a big blow towards the underdogs.

Fifteen minutes later...

Mako (Kill La Kill) just spat on Ryuko's face! That really, really ticked Ryuko and Satsuki off, but Mako (Kill La Kill) and Nonon took full advantage of the distraction as Nonon pounded Ryuko and Satsuki with her Green Shell. Thanks to the spit incident, a lot had talked about it. It was the same as Luigi's death stare, not counting as a fine. Mako (Kill La Kill) and Nonon ultimately won.

Fifteen minutes later...

Still furious over the spit incident, Ryuko crashed Mako's kart with hers, but Mako retaliated, pushing Ryuko and Satsuki away from the item boxes, a blessing for her, Nonon, and most other people. Nonon tossed three Bananas backwards, and two of the Banana items hit the taller characters. Everything was going great for Mako (Kill La Kill) and Nonon until the early parts of the final lap, and in that part, Ryuko and Satsuki stormed right back with two of their Golden Mushrooms. Then, Ryuko and Satsuki added more insult to injury with Triple Mushrooms. 2-1 for the favorites.

Fifteen minutes later...

Finally, the Crash and Coco vs. Ragyo and Nui matchup began! Unlike the previous series, Ragyo, and Nui, had been in, Ragyo displayed an angry and scary look on her face, wanting Crash and Coco to suffer for knocking Mia and Rei (Kill La Kill) out of Kart Madness. Mako (Kill La Kill) and Nonon gained momentum in their race, but Crash and Coco couldn't get past Ragyo and Nui, after a devastating Lightning item struck them.

Ryuko and Satsuki ruined Mako (Kill La Kill) and Nonon's momentum as they rolled past them with their Star and Mushroom items. Crash and Coco still struggled against Ragyo and Nui, but Mako (Kill La Kill) and Nonon made a necessary comeback with a Bullet Bill. Mako (Kill La Kill) and Nonon held on a bit longer for a 2-2 series, but the Coco Park race ended on a bad note, with Ragyo and Nui leading 1-0.

Fifteen minutes later...

Ragyo and Nui and Ryuko and Satsuki got off to a super hot start in their own races, especially the latter duo, very bad news for everybody that despised the duos. Crash and Coco failed to get the right items for a comeback. However, Mako (Kill La Kill) and Nonon got some hope left as they went past Ryuko and Satsuki before the final lap of the series. Although Mako (Kill La Kill) and Nonon put their best effort into eliminating Ryuko and Satsuki, they ended up losing the series, barely. 3-2 for Ryuko and Satsuki and 2-0 for Ragyo and Nui.

"Oh, no!" Puar cried.

"Damn..." Widowmaker cursed as the duos from the finished series returned to Mario Kart Stadium.

"GODDAMNIT!" Emily cursed, too, as Ryuko, Satsuki, Rei (Kill La Kill), Bayonetta, Yuli, and Mia celebrated hard infront of the pissed off crowd, with the latter group throwing random shit at them.

"No, not like this..." Red's mom said as Mako (Kill La Kill) and Nonon sobbed on Sukuyo, with Sukuyo, Sky's mother, Rottytops, and Sky comforting Mako (Kill La Kill) and Nonon.

"No offense to Crash and Coco, but they look like shit! Only Mario and Luigi are our only hopes!" Bowsette said.

"But what about the one of the duos from tomorrow's Royal Raceway?" Cye asked.

"They won't do shit in the Final Four, but I hope I'm 100% wrong!" Bowsette replied.

"2-0," Ragyo said infront of Crash, Coco, and the angry Coco Park crowd while holding the same mic she had previously.

"You heard her, idiots! 2-0! Hehehehe!" Nui, also holding her same mic, said.

"Even better, my prepossessing daughters have advanced to the Final Four. Nui and I will join them," Ragyo said.

"And Yuli and Bayonetta will join us as well!" Nui said.

"Crash. Coco. Do us a favor and admit that Nui and I are the better team. Admit that your victory against Mia and Rei (Kill La Kill) was the biggest fluke ever. Admit that the Great Eight will officially take over Super Mario Kart!" Ragyo said.

"NEVER!" Coco yelled, causing the Coco Park crowd and the Mario Kart Stadium crowd to chant "Team Bandicootz!".

"Oh, is that so? No worries. You and Crash will regret on not agreeing with me!" Ragyo said.

Fifteen minutes later...

Game 3! Ragyo and Nui stole the lead! Like in the previous Coco Park races, Ragyo and Nui got an early big lead thanks to a Bullet Bill. Two more Bullet Bills!? Uh-oh! That was not good! However, Crash and Coco collected each single Mushroom and Golden Mushroom, making their comeback consistent. Ragyo and Nui's luck of collecting Bullet Bills ran out in late lap two, but they still maintained a large lead.

Crash and Coco's Triple Mushrooms cut that lead short, but when Crash and Coco got near Ragyo and Nui, Nui doomed them with her Piranha Plant. But unfortunately for Ragyo and Nui, they got hit by Lightning! Instead of going past them, Crash and Coco barely got behind them. Crash just took Ragyo and Nui's Golden Mushroom with their Boo item! That there was a huge gamble for Crash and Coco; high-risk, high-reward. The series ended up 2-1.

Fifteen minutes later...

Game 4! Unlike the start of the previous three races, the rival duos went back and forth, back and forth, even with items. But close to Lap 2, Ragyo and Nui got away fast with two Golden Mushrooms. Their next item, a Star, made them a lot better, but Crash and Coco decided to wait to use their current item, the Lightning item. After eleven seconds, Crash activated it.

0.5 seconds later, Crash activated his other item, the Spiny Shell. Ragyo and Nui used their collected Golden Mushroom, but the same Spiny Shell got them! Near the middle of the final lap, Crash and Coco stole the lead from Ragyo and Nui! Crash and Coco furthered the lead with their Triple Mushrooms and single Mushrooms, and there was nothing Ragyo and Nui could do about it! 2-2!

Fifteen minutes later...

Game 5! Crash and Coco's quick boost put them in a better position in this critical Game 5. Seconds later, they collected a Boo item, but Crash quickly hit brakes. Ragyo and Nui claimed a Triple Mushroom item, but Crash stole it, putting Ragyo and Nui in a bad position! Ragyo cursed in frustration, but Nui whined like a little baby. Two Star items inside a double item box put Crash and Coco into a much better position! Lap one completed for Crash and Coco, then lap two, and finally, the last one! Crash and Coco advanced to the Final Four!

"TEAM BANDICOOTZ HAVE ADVANCED TO THE FINAL FOUR! I REPEAT, TEAM BANDICOOTZ HAVE ADVANCED TO THE FINAL FOUR!" Jeanne screamed with joy as both the Coco Park and Mario Kart Stadium crowds blew up in an exciting way.

"Alright, Team Bandicootz!" Lanette said as Crash and Coco waved good-bye to their super happy fans in Coco Park.

"Two down, two to go!" Ash said as the duos returned to Mario Kart Stadium.

"I'll take back what I said before!" Bowsette said as Mako (Kill La Kill), Nonon, Sky, Sky's mother, Sukuyo, and Rottytops immediately raised Crash and Coco in a congratulating manner, with Mario, Luigi, Donkey Kong, Diddy Kong, Jak, Keira, Rayn, Ashelin, Peach, Daisy, Peachette, Pauline, and more current SMK racers congratulating Crash and Coco nearby.

"Each and every member of the Triple Crossover Dynasty are on suicide watch!" Yamcha said as Ragyo and Nui walked away with Rei (Kill La Kill), Yuli, Mia, Ryuko, Satsuki, and Bayonetta, with Nui continuing to sob and Ragyo shedding tears, which was extremely rare for Ragyo to do.

"Speaking of those assholes, their Twitter comments have butthurt written all over them!" Red's mom said.

"Wow, the people from New Donk City want a Crash and Coco vs. Peachette and Pauline National Championship race!" Puar said.

"Bloody let it happen!" Emily said.

"Je suis avec tout le chemin (I'm with it all the way)," Widowmaker said.

"I'm all for it, too, but what about Mario and Luigi vs. Peachette and Pauline?" Cye asked.

"Hell to the no! Team Bandicootz all the friggin' way!" Bowsette replied.

"I knew you'd be you again!" Cye said.

Day 2 of the Elite Eight round/An hour later...

Peachette and Pauline vs. Peach and Daisy initiated! Peachette and Pauline got their item first, but because it was a Spiny Shell, Peachette hit brakes a bit, let Peach and Daisy, both with a Mushroom, and then used the Spiny Shell. That worked for Peachette and Pauline, but Peach and Daisy hadn't activated their Mushroom yet. Peach and Daisy used the Mushroom afterwards.

But as soon as Peachette and Pauline claimed two Bullet Bills, they took total control over the rivalry matchup. Things got more ugly for Peach and Daisy in Lap 2 as Peachette and Pauline zapped them. And in the last one, Peachette and Pauline zapped them two more times, extending the latter duo's humiliation. A much needed 1-0 lead for Peachette and Pauline.

Fifteen minutes later...

Game 2 of Royal Raceway! Peach and Daisy stormed very fast with a giant lead, a Bullet Bill, two Golden Mushrooms, and a Mushroom. But in Lap 2, Peach and Daisy suffered a total meltdown as Peachette and Pauline collected four Stars in a row, with the former lacking any speed item. The meltdown from Peach and Daisy put Peachette and Pauline in first place, but thanks to Peach and Daisy's crazy eight, they bounced back. But it lasted a little as Peachette and Pauline snatched a 2-0 lead thanks to their Flower Boomerang and Golden Mushroom.

Fifteen minutes later...

Peachette and Pauline got an item first, Triple Red Shells, before hitting Peach and Daisy with one! After a few seconds, Pauline threw the second Red Shell to her right, then several seconds later, Pauline threw the last one to her left. The second Red Shell hit Peach and Daisy, but they barely evaded the last one! At the same time, Peachette and Pauline cruised well with a Golden Mushroom. Their dominance remained consisent, punching their ticket the Final Four!

"And that's all she wrote, folks!" Red's mom said as Peachette and Pauline celebrated with their fans in Royal Raceway.

"A 21-17 team in the Final Four. Exceptionnelle (Outstanding)," Widowmaker said.

"Four straight sweeps for Peachette and Pauline. Amazing. I don't think they'll sweep Ryuko and Satsuki, but they'll win in six or seven games!" Yamcha said.

"Triple Crossover Dynasty are very angry on Twitter, but a lot of fans are happy!" Puar said.

"Hilbert just bloody said, "This season's Kart Madness is arguably the biggest down year in any sports season's history!". Bloody idiot!" Emily said.

"We're currently in Season 1 and Hilbert's saying that it's a down year!? What an idiot!" Jeanne said.

"You haven't said a word about Peachette and Pauline's victory yet, Bowsette," Ash said.

"I do have something to say, and I want to say that I've wasted my time watching and commentating that shitty ass series!" Bowsette said.

"Minus Game 2, Peach and Daisy didn't even try! But they're still a good team!" Cye said.

"Duck Hunt Duo would've beaten Peachette and Pauline 3-1!" Bowsette said as Peach and Daisy acted classy towards their #1 rivals, surprisingly.

"Bowsette, Bowsette. You will always be you," Lanette said.

"But I'm still rooting for them against Ryuko La Satsuki, though!" Bowsette said.

Fifteen minutes later...

Mario and Luigi vs. Yuli and Bayonetta began in Mario Kart Stadium, the last Elite Eight series! Mario and Luigi got the first hit in the series as Luigi threw a chuck of fireballs towards Yuli and Bayonetta, making the Mario Kart Stadium crowd and many others very happy! Afterwards, Mario and Luigi straight up blazed through the rest of the course, holding a 1-0 lead. Could they keep going?

Fifteen minutes later...

Like in Game 1, Mario and Luigi assaulted Yuli and Bayonetta way early in the race, but with a Bob-omb. However, Yuli and Bayonetta recovered quickly thanks to their Golden Mushroom. Nearby their sibling opponents, Yuli and Bayonetta dodged Luigi's fireballs, then Yuli staggered the siblings with his Super Horn. That put Yuli and Bayonetta in a nice position, but Mario and Luigi came right back with a Bullet Bill. Yuli and Bayonetta got the upperhand with Lightning and a Star afterwards, which forced them to tie the series 1-1.

Fifteen minutes later...

Mario and Luigi got a Golden Mushroom seconds later, but Yuli's Blooper item caused the brothers to crash into a wall, bad news for almost everybody! Mario and Luigi then recovered, but Yuli and Bayonetta rode like crazy with their two Triple Mushroom items, an unfortunate turn of events. Yuli and Bayonetta's eventual 2-1 lead put Mario and Luigi's Final Four bid in jeopardy.

Fifteen minutes later...

The two rivals went against each other evenly throughout lap 1, due to the lack of S-Tier items. But a bit after crossing through Lap 2, Mario and Luigi decreased Yuli and Bayonetta's size for a little while, taking over the race from now on. As of Lap 3, Mario and Luigi's lead remained large, but Yuli and Bayonetta suddenly rallied, making a lot nervous! Mario and Luigi ended up surviving the scary rally from their rivals, but they needed one more win in the series.

Fifteen minutes later...

Game 5, the last one! Like last time, the rival duos went even. But before Lap 2, Yuli and Bayonetta chomped them with a Piranha Plant! That there was bad for Mario and Luigi. But Yuli and Bayonetta made it worse with a Bullet Bill, a Mushroom, and another Mushroom. Mario and Luigi desperately needed a miracle. The overall number 1 seed duo claimed two Bullet Bills! But when they activated the second one, it was too late. Yuli and Bayonetta became the last duo to punch their ticket to the Final Four. A disappointed finish for many.

"Son of a bitch!" Jeanne said as Yuli and Bayonetta celebrated like crazy with Rei (Kill La Kill), Ragyo, Nui, Ryuko, Satsuki, and Ragyo.

"Wow, that sucked..." Bowsette said as the crowd suddenly chanted "Bandicootz!" and "Giant Killers!" over and over again.

"I really hope Team Ban- Hey, wait! Did you hear that, guys? The crowd is going nuts!" Red's mom said.

"I hear it as well!" Yamcha said as the "Great Eight" stopped celebrating thanks to the crowd.

"Twitter users are spamming Bandicootz and Giant Killers rapidly!" Puar said.

"Forum users, too!" Jeanne and Lanette said in unison as the "Great Eight" glared at Crash and Coco, Peachette and Pauline, and Mario and Luigi, with the latter six glaring back.

"Well, guys! We'll have to wait for the last day of the week for the Final Four games! But the NIT Semifinal and Championship games will come Tuesday and Thursday! The NIT games should be good games to watch!" Ash said.

Saturday's Final Four games:

(1) Ryuko and Satsuki vs. (9) Peachette and Pauline
(1) Crash and Coco vs. (2) Yuli and Bayonetta

Highest odds to win National Championship:

Yuli and Bayonetta: 1/2 odds
Ryuko and Satsuki: 2/1 odds
Peachette and Pauline: 3/1 odds
Crash and Coco: 5/1 odds

End of Chapter 90

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NIT News...

On Tuesday, it was Bulma and Tights vs. Polar and Pura and Cloud and Aeris vs. Mars and Dawn in the NIT Semifinal, best-of-three. Bulma and Tights had swept Polar and Pura, and Cloud and Aeris had barely escaped against Mars and Dawn 2-1. And on Thursday, it was Bulma and Tights vs. Cloud and Aeris in the NIT Finals, best-of-five. Once again, Bulma and Tights had succeeded a sweep, with them going 3-0. Ness and Lucas had commentated all three games; they were praised for their commentary, while others had thought that they were inferior compared to the Kart Madness commentators, due to the latter group's involvement with upsets, breaking news, big updates, fines, drama, and many more. Besides that, Tifa and Jessie had gotten rich after the NIT Finals race; they had betted on Bulma and Tights to go 3-0, which had happened.

Saturday...

Finally, the Final Four Semifinal began! Well, the first race hadn't gotten started yet because everybody had to wait for an hour. Both Final Four Semifinal races would take place at Rainbow Road, two of the same. Also, both the Final Four Semifinal games and National Championship game would both have a best-of-seven series. Which duo would prevail?

Ryuko and Satsuki arguably had the easiest path to the Final Four. They had swept Sukuyo and Sky's mother and Sarah and Harper 2-0, and they had beaten Joni and Leslie 3-1, although all races in that series were very, very close. But in the Elite Eight, they had defeated Mako (Kill La Kill) and Nonon in a grueling, heated, and competitive series 3-2.

Peachette and Pauline's path to the Final Four was very debatable to some, due to Peachette and Pauline going 2-0, 2-0, 3-0, and 3-0 against Vivian and Birdo, D.Va and Mercy, Nessa and Bea, and Peach and Daisy, respectively, an outstanding 10-0 record. A few had said that Peachette and Pauline were very lucky to avoid Gohan and Pan or Mai and Videl, the same duos that had the highest odds to win the Midwest region and the same duos that had suffered massive 1st round upsets. A Peachette and Pauline vs. Banjo and Kazooie Sweet 16 matchup was projected, but it didn't happen, due to Banjo and Kazooie, one of the sleeper duos to win the Midwest region, suffering a 1st round upset as well. Also, a Tawna and Pinstripe vs. Peachette and Pauline 2nd round matchup was picked by 60% brackets, but even if that matchup had happened, Peachette and Pauline would've been slight favorites to win it.

Yuli and Bayoneta had the second-hardest path. They had a combined 4-0 record against Runa's brother and White Blaze and Ryo and Runa in the 1st and 2nd round, respectively. But they had narrowly escaped against heated rivals Pit and Jeanne, overcoming an 0-2 deficit. And they had to win 3-2 against a duo, Mario and Luigi, with the No. 1 overall seed and massive home advantage.

And finally, Crash and Coco had the hardest path in the grueling and strongly competitive East region. Despite Twitch and Vinegar's 16th seeding, they had given Crash and Coco a scare, leading 1-0. Before that, they had thrashed Yumi and Ami (Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi) in a play-in game, sending Crash and Coco a message. But after Twitch and Vinegar had lead 1-0, they ended up losing 2-1. Next, Crash and Coco had barely beaten everybody's favorite daughter-mother duo, Brigitte and Ingrid, 2-1. Prior to Kart Madness, Brigitte and Ingrid had a 20-14 regular season record and some nice Quadrant 1 and 2 victories.

Continuing on, Crash and Coco's Sweet 16 opponents were Mia and Rei (Kill La Kill), who had thrashed them very hard twice in the regular season, and before Kart Madness had gotten started, some bracketologists had choosen Mia and Rei (Kill La Kill) over Crash and Coco. But at the end, Crash and Coco had beaten Mia and Rei (Kill La Kill) 3-0, with the latter's regular season wins over Crash and Coco being fluke wins. Crash and Coco vs. Ragyo and Nui were popular Elite Eight matchup picks. Ragyo and Nui, too, had thumped Crash and Coco twice in the regular season, and they were up 2-0 against them in the Elite Eight, with Crash and Coco looking like they were already finished. But thanks to their unique tricks and teamwork, Crash and Coco had stormed back to win the series 3-2.

Yesterday, Coco had suffered a $500,000 fine, Bayonetta, Yuli, Ryuko, and Satsuki had $500,000 fines as well, and Crash, Peachette, and Pauline had $200,000 fines. What had happened? The four duos were in a live interview with DJ Mary and Karen and talked about their journey to the Final Four. Pauline and Peachette were interviewed last, and things were going well until Bayonetta had complained that Pauline and Peachette were gifted with a Final Four appearance because of Toad.
Bayonetta had added that Toad, her parents, and the rest of selection committee were idiots for messing up the entire Kart Madness field just to put Peachette and Pauline in the tournament, especially; she had included that Ryuko and Satsuki weren't the overall #1 seed, Crash and Coco were overseeded, she and Yuli, Ragyo and Nui, and Mia and Rei (Kill La Kill) were underseeded, and neither of the Great Eight duo were in the Midwest region. Again, Coco had defended Peachette and Pauline, telling Bayonetta to shut the hell up and worry about winning the big one. Yuli had thrown water at Coco's face for yelling at Bayonetta, but Coco retaliated with a hard kick in the nuts. With Yuli down in a lot of pain, it was Bayonetta, Ryuko, and Satsuki vs. Coco, but Crash, Peachette, Pauline, DJ Mary, Karen, Red, and other security guards had struggled to stop the fight, with Coco breaking Bayonetta's glasses and snatching the expensive earrings off her ears.

An hour later...

The first Final Four Semifinal game began! Peachette and Pauline got the first item in the first Final Four Semifinal game, a Bob-omb! Pauline hit both Ryuko and Satsuki! However, Ryuko La Satsuki got to first with their Star item! A Bullet Bill was Ryuko La Satsuki's next item, but they took the risk, using it like mad crazy. The next risky item they used was the Golden Mushroom, but they remained on the Rainbow Road.

Ryuko La Satsuki continued collected Golden Mushrooms, but while using their fourth consective Golden Mushroom, they finally fell into the abyss, giving Peachette and Pauline some hope of a comeback. A Lightning item and a Triple Mushroom item increased Peachette and Pauline chances of a comeback. In mid-lap 3, Peachette and Pauline finally got first place again, but a surprise Spiny Shell from Ryuko doomed them hard, thus snapping their 10-game Kart Madness win streak, currently the longest.

Ten minutes later...

Unlike the previous rounds, everybody had to wait ten minutes for the next Final Four game to start instead of fifteen. Anyway, Peachette and Pauline got the quick lead again. But Pauline's Flower Boomerang hardly missed Ryuko La Satsuki. However, Peachette quickly moved to her left, evading the disaster Super Horn item. Ryuko and Satsuki, both infuriated, told Peachette and Pauline to lay low for the Great Eight.

But Peachette and Pauline refused in a predictable manner. And with that said, Pauline owned Ryuko and Satsuki with her fireballs. Afterwards, Peachette pulled a risky decision, abusing her Golden Mushroom. Peachette and Pauline nearly fell into the abyss, but overall, they did great. Their next item, Lightning, turned out extremely well because Ryuko and Satsuki got zapped during mid-air. Peachette and Pauline drove well throughout the rest of Game 2, tying the series 1-1.

Ten minutes later...

Game 3! Peachette and Pauline got the early lead for the third straight time. Then, Peachette and Pauline got another boost with a Mushroom. But Ryuko threw a Blooper towards them, and they unintentionally collapsed into the abyss. Ryuko and Satsuki took full advantage over Peachette and Pauline's mistake for the next two in a half laps, but Peachette and Pauline gave them a scare with their last-second Bullet Bill attack. But like Game 1, Ryuko and Satsuki prevailed over Peachette and Pauline, going 2-1.

"Drats!" Ash said.

"Ugh, again!?" Jeanne yelled.

"Damn, it had to happen, again!" Cye said.

"Erase those two last-minute lucky moments from Ryuko and Satsuki, and Peachette and Pauline would be 3-0!" Yamcha said.

"We're just ahead of Game 3, but Peachette and Pauline are the toughest duo Ryuko and Satsuki have faced in Kart Madness. Hopefully, the former can break the the latter so bad!" Red's mom said.

"Guys, the other race will begin shortly!" Lanette replied.

"That's the race I'm looking forward to see the most, but let's hope to see a Crash Bandicoot vs. Super Mario Bros. National Championship game!" Red's mom said.

Ten minutes later...

Crash and Coco vs. Yuli and Bayonetta began on the other Rainbow Road! Ryuko and Satsuki finally got a quick lead for the first time in this series, but their other rivals from Game 1 got a quick lead as well. Sudden disaster struck Yuli and Bayonetta thanks to Crash and Coco's Green Shell, but Ryuko and Satsuki continued to secure their lead.

More disaster against Yuli and Bayonetta occurred as they fell into the abyss while in mid-air thanks to Crash and Coco's Lightning item. Peachette and Pauline snatched an important lead, but Ryuko and Satsuki got their lead right back, leading to a back and forth battle. At the end, Peachette and Pauline won the battle, tying the series 2-2. Crash and Coco took a 1-0 lead thanks to their severe domination.

Ten minutes later...

Pechette and Pauline vs. Ryuko and Satsuki began a back and forth fest again, but Yuli and Bayonetta continued to suffer very bad. Ryuko and Satsuki got away quick at Lap 2, but at the start of Lap 3, Peachette and Pauline slowed them down. Then, the two resumed their back and forth battle. Ryuko and Satsuki won this one in Game 5, getting a 3-2 lead. As for Crash and Coco, they improved to 2-0.

Ten minutes later...

Things got extremely worse for Yuli and Bayonetta, but their lovers thrashed Peachette and Pauline very early with a Piranha Plant. Ryuko and Sastuki's lead grew bigger and bigger, but in Lap 3, Peachette and Pauline's wild and furious comeback prevented Ryuko La Satsuki from winning the series, forcing a 3-3 tie. Crash and Coco took a very essential 3-0 lead, putting Yuli and Bayonetta in a very bad situation. A lot of fans hoped that both Crash and Coco and Peachette and Pauline would win Game 4 and Game 7, respectively.

Ten minutes later...

Deja vu for Crash and Coco! Sweet domination! Back to back to back Lightning items! Even better, they collected a Bullet Bill as their fourth item! The first Rainbow Road race was tight, but this one was very similar to the Sweet 16 race. Lady Kayura, Usagi, Setsuna, Hotaru, Haruka, Linda, Rei (Sailor Moon), Minako, Makoto, Michiru, Ami, and Hilbert were so angry, they said that they had turned off their expensive flat-screen TV and refused to watch the National Championship game on Monday.

Knowing that she and Yuli had zero chance for a comeback, Bayonetta, with a lot of tears shedding from her eyes, stopped her kart, got off it, and started sobbing on the rainbow track. As for Yuli, he sobbed on her. Yuli and Bayonetta officially gave up, just like that. And because of that part, the internet exploded. Rosalina tweeted that Yuli and Bayonetta were extremely pathetic for quitting like that. Ness and Lucas tweeted that Bulma and Tights would've done a lot better. The duos with losing records, the ones that had missed out on Kart Madness, said that they had never quit like that. Mario and Luigi joined in on the fun, saying that Yuli and Bayonetta's victory against them was one of the biggest fluke victories ever. But at the same time, they thanked Crash and Coco. Of all the people enjoying this, Jeanne, Ash, and Lanette enjoyed this a lot.

Near Yuli and Bayonetta, Crash and Coco took a double-selfie, rubbing it in their saddened rivals' faces in a severe way. The internet exploded again. Afterwards, Tracer and Mei removed Yuli and Bayonetta from the Rainbow Road course, but allowed Crash and Coco to continue. The happy Mario Kart Stadium crowd called Yuli and Bayonetta crybabies as Nui, Ragyo, Mia, and Rei (Kill La Kill) comforted them and headed to the locker room with them. Ryuko and Satsuki won 4-3, but instead of them being happy and Peachette and Pauline being upset, they looked sad, due to Yuli and Bayonetta losing very bad. Also, Peachette and Pauline taunted them, saying that Crash and Coco would thump them so bad.

Back at Mario Kart Stadium, Ryuko and Satsuki headed to the same locker room, and Peachette and Pauline congratulated Crash and Coco, with the crowd chanting, "One more series!", over and over. Coco responded, "WE WILL SLAY THE FINAL MEMBERS OF THE "GREAT EIGHT"!", causing the crowd and everybody else to go crazy.

"Please, Crash and Coco, PLEASE! PLEASE BEAT THEM!" Jeanne said.

"Yes, do it for all of us, especially Jeanne!" Ash said.

"Man, I cannot wait 'til friggin' Monday!" Lanette said.

"Guys, you know what I'm about to do? I'm gonna re-watch Game 4 of the second Final Four race again and again!" Bowsette said.

"Hey, yeah, I'll do that, too!" Puar said.

"It's nice to see those "Great Eight" losers being put in their place, obviously, but we have one series left!" Red's mom said.

"Hilbert and Lady Kayura are throwing temper tantrums on Twitter again!" Cye said.

"What are they bloody saying this time?" Emily asked.

"They said that the National Championship game would suffer low ratings, and they, the rest of the Triple Crossover Dynasty, and their children would play a big factor in the low ratings," Cye replied.

"Idiots," Yamcha said.

"Goddamn, they're so bloody stupid," Emily said.

"Crash and Coco dessiner de grandes notes (draw big ratings)," Widowmaker said.

"Their laughable tweets prove that knuckleheads like them and their posse need to put their android phones down for a while," Red's mom said.

"The ratings for Monday's game will surpass the first ever Super Mario Kart regular season game, watch!" Ash said.

Monday's National Championship game:

(1) Ryuko and Satsuki vs. (1) Crash and Coco

Highest odds to win national title:

Ryuko and Satsuki: 3/1
Crash and Coco: 5/1

End of Chapter 91

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Monday...

National Championship day! The Mario Kart Stadium was sold out as usual, home viewers had left their flat-screen televisions on, a variety of bars were jammed pack with people, many Crash and Coco fans around Coco Park and Crash Cove were waiting to see their idols race, and so much more! Everybody had to wait for an hour to see the final race, but which duo would win it?

An hour later...

START! Crash and Coco got the first lead in the first ever Championship Game! Almost everybody went crazy over the quick lead. However, the massive celebration ended as Ryuko adn Satsuki zapped Crash and Coco with Lightning, shortly after Crash and Coco collected a Coin item. Two Triple Mushrooms for the leading sibling duo! But Crash and Coco had nothing that could help them catch up. Ryuko and Satsuki's luck stayed the same for the rest of Game 1.

Ten minutes later...

Game 2! Crash and Coco rolled over Ryuko and Satsuki with a fortunate Spiny Shell. That put them in a very good spot until Ryuko and Satsuki ran them over at the beginning of the second lap. Ryuko and Sastuki protected their lead throughout the remaining lap, then Crash and Coco came back to pulverize them with the Super Horn. But Crash and Coco lost their big lead in the last few seconds, after the lethal Shiny Shell slowed them down.

Ten minutes later...

Game 3! Crash and Coco took over early in this crucial game. But Ryuko and Sastuki later ruined their lead with fireballs. Satsuki threw the rest of her fireballs backwards, but Crash and Coco eluded them. Crash and Coco eventually got closer to Ryuko and Satsuki during the middle of lap 3, but Ryuko and Satsuki kart-blocked them like hell until the end of Game 3.

3-0 for Ryuko and Satsuki. Anxiety, frustration, sadness, and anger had occurred everywhere because of Crash and Coco's 0-3 deficit. Jeanne was worried the most because she wanted the entire Great Eight family to fully suffer a defeat. Speaking of the Great Eight family, the six of them, including Bayonetta, who was currently dealing with severe depression because of her and Yuli's humiliating loss against Crash and Coco, were happy to see the results in their own home, but Ryuko and Satsuki just needed one more game to win. Outside of them and almost everybody else, every member of the Triple Crossover Dynasty hadn't said a word on Twitter all day, keeping their promise. But even if Ryuko and Satsuki would end winning Game 4, they still wouldn't say anything.

Ten minutes later...

Game 4! Ryuko and Satsuki just took an early lead, then a giant boost with their Bullet Bill! Crash and Coco's item? A Bob-omb. After Ryuko and Satsuki quickly got to the end of the second lap, almost everybody assumed that Game 4 was over. But wait! Crash and Coco, both at the beginning of lap 2, just fried Ryuko and Satsuki with Lightning! Then, they got a speed boost from their Mushroom item!

Ryuko and Satsuki got a Mushroom item, but Crash and Coco obtained the Triple Mushroom item, then the Golden Mushroom! Crash used the four items in a reckless way, but at the end, he and Coco remained on the track. Lightning for Crash and Coco! That put them in first place, but Ryuko and Satsuki staggered Crash and Coco with a boost! Crash and Coco barely kart blocked them, but it was enough to keep their hopes alive!

Ten minutes later...

Game 5! Crash and Coco got the lead first! Ryuko and Satsuki later got Triple Mushrooms, but Crash and Coco kart-blocked them on every boost! Very frustrated at Crash and Coco's kart-blocking tactics, Ryuko and Satsuki told them to stop doing that, but Coco refused as she gave Ryuko and Satsuki the double-finger. More kart-blocking occurred at the second and final lap, and near the end of the final lap, Ryuko revealed her Green Shell, but Coco showed her Red Shell 0.5 seconds later! That distraction costed Ryuko and Satsuki a Game 5 victory and a national title.

Ten minutes later...

Game 6! Ryuko and Satsuki got the lead! A Mushroom for them! Then, two more! And a few more! That put Ryuko and Satsuki in perfect shape! They collected more throughout lap 2, but as soon as they touched the last lap, Crash and Coco bulldozed them with a Bullet Bill! Midway, Ryuko and Satsuki came back, but Coco slipped them with a Banana peel! Ryuko and Satsuki came back again, but Crash and Coco kart-blocked them like last time, tying the series 3-3!

Ten minutes later...

Game 7! A second-straight early lead for Ryuko and Sastuki! But the hungry Crash and Coco were on their tail! Ryuko and Satsuki got three Green Shells, but Crash and Coco evaded all three! Next item for Ryuko and Satsuki? A Fire Flower and a Green Shell! But Crash and Coco dodged each and every important fireball! And they dodged the Green Shell as well.

Ryuko and Satsuki finally got something useful, a Star item! But Crash and Coco used a Bullet Bill they had already collected at the beginning of Game 7! First place for the underdogs! Ryuko and Satsuki desperately launched their next collected item, a Spiny Shell, but Crash and Coco became invincible with their Star item, shocking Ryuko and Satsuki, shocking the rest of the Great Eight!

At the final lap, Ryuko and Satsuki managed to catch up to Crash and Coco thanks to their Golden Mushroom, but when both duos got in mid-air, Coco staggered them so greatly with her Bob-omb, and Ryuko and Satsuki dropped into the abyss! A giant dagger towards the favorites! Crash and Coco cruised the rest of the lap with big speed items, overcoming a huge 0-3 deficit and winning the first ever Kart Madness national title!

"YES YES YES YES YES YES YES! THEY DID IT!" Jeanne screamed with so much joy as the ENTIRE crossover galaxy exploded.

Bayonetta started sobbing like a whiny little baby as Rei (Kill La Kill) angrily threw the flat screen remote towards a very happy Crash and Coco on it, causing the flat screen glass to break. Near the Triple Crossover Dynasty's home in the Sailor Moon universe, some people screamed "Team Bandicootz!" and others mentioned that Crash and Coco had overcome the odds.

Also, dozens of Crash and Coco fans sprayed graffiti on the Triple Crossover Dynasty's house, writing "Team Bandicootz 4eva!", "Triple Crossover Dynasty sux azz 4 lyfe!", "Puzziez can't compete in Kart Madnezz!", "Peachette and Pauline > Triple Crossover Dynasty", "Stay retired, loserz!", "There are nasty azz foot-lickers in here!", "Talpa = Ghetsis (Pokemon) = Galaxia (Sailor Moon) > Lady Kayura, Hilbert, Linda, SM Rei, Usagi, Hotaru, Setsuna, Haruka, Michiru, Makoto, Ami, and Minako", "Chibiusa and Mamoru > Triple Crossover Dynasty", "Cynthia x Leaf 4 lyfe!", "Triple Crossover Dynasty on suicide watch!", "The Great Eight sux azz, 2!", Crash and Coco > Triple Crossover Dynasty", and much more. They also created art of the same Crash and Coco art from Crash Bandicoot: Warped's pause menu, the remake version. But after each and every member of the Triple Crossover Dynasty caught them committing crimes, they, and other Crash and Coco fans, ran like hell.

Shortly after Crash and Coco arrived back at Mario Kart Stadium, some of the crowd stormed the track! The former and current racers, DJ Mary, Karen, Rosalina, and all of the commentators also stormed the track! As for Ryuko and Satsuki, they were teleported back home. There, Ryuko and Satsuki sobbed on Ragyo, and Ragyo cried as well. Rei (Kill La Kill), Mia, Yuli, Nui, and Bayonetta cried more, with the latter going into severe depression mode again. Back at Mario Kart Stadium, Crunch put Crash and Coco on his shoulders, with the massive celebration still going on and on.

"You guys have done it, Crash and Coco! You guys have overcome the odds against the last members of the Great Eight!" DJ Mary said.

"We did, and it FEELS SO GOOD!" Coco said, and most people chanted "Team Bandicootz!". "We did it for our universe, we did it for the selection committee, we did it for our friends and others that got eliminated by those losers, we did it for our other friends that lost to them in the regular season, we did it for Super Mario Kart as a whole, and most importantly, WE DID IT FOR JEANNE!" Coco added, then a lot chanted "Jeanne!".

"Today's a special day for you, too, Jeanne!" Karen said to Jeanne. "Anything you want to say?"

"I do, and I want to say thank you Crash and Coco for saving us all, especially me! THANK YOU!" Jeanne replied, then the Jeanne and Team Bandicootz chants resumed.

"Let's get a huge party started!" Coco said.

"You heard her, all! See you all in cup play!" DJ Mary said.

Final AP Poll Rankings:

1. Crash and Coco ($1,000,000 prize; 29-11 overall record; finished 1st with less than 30 wins and more than 6 losses)
2. Ryuko and Satsuki
3. Peachette and Pauline (21-18 overall record; finished the Top 3 with the lowest wins and highest losses)
4. Yuli and Bayonetta (had the highest odds to win national title; suffered an upset from Crash and Coco in FF Semifinal)
5. Mario and Luigi (No. 1 overall seed; fell against Yuli and Bayonetta in E8)
6. Mako (Kill La Kill) and Nonon (lowest seed (10th) to finish in the Top 10)
7. Ragyo and Nui
8. Bulma and Tights (NIT champions with a 35-4 overall record; $50,000 prize)
9. Peach and Daisy
10. Pit and Jeanne (finished the top 10 with 14 losses)
11. Nitros Oxide and Dingodile
12. Duck Hunt Duo (lowest seed (15th) to finish in the Top 15)
13. Cloud and Aeris (NIT runner-ups)
14. Fran and Penelo
15. Sonia and Oleana
16. Joni and Leslie
17. Mai and Videl
18. Selene and Plumeria
19. Red and Red's mom
20. Jak and Keira
21. Nessa and Bea
22. Mia and Rei (Kill La Kill)
23. D.Va and Mercy (lowest seed (16th) to finish in the Top 25)
24. Gohan and Pan
25. Tawna and Pinstripe (only No. 1 seed to drop out of the Top 15)

National title ratings: Over 350 million viewers

Notes after Championship Game:

- Back on Twitter, Lady Kayura, Linda, Usagi, Ami, Minako, Makoto, Setsuna, Michiru, Hotaru, Haruka, Rei (Sailor Moon) and Hilbert had showed everybody their graffiti'd house before complaining about the same Crash and Coco fans that had done it. They had also complained about the loud noise other Crash and Coco fans were making.

- In response to the tweet, Crash and Coco had paid a visit outside of the Triple Crossover Dynasty's home and commenced a double selfie infront of the group, with the latter twelve being pissed off at Crash and Coco.

- In relation to the tweet, Talpa, Ghetsis, and Galaxia had praised the Crash and Coco fans that mentioned them being better than the entire Triple Crossover Dynasty. Also, they congratulated Crash and Coco.

- Shortly before Cup Play, Crash and Coco were invited to dine with Soichiro, Talpa, King K. Rool, Blue, Nina, King Deedee, Soldier: 76, Toad, Erasa, Guzma, Balder, Rosa (Bayonetta series), Johnny, Madam M, Scarlet, and Lucio at an expensive restaurant from Bustling City. Before they all left, Crash and Coco had taken a group picture with the entire Selection Committee, with Madam M and Scarlet glaring at one another. Bayonetta, who was trying to overcome her severe depression, and her group had seen Crash and Coco with her parents, causing her severe depression to kick in again.

Cup Play results:

Mushroom Cup results:

1st: Luigi (highest odds)
2nd: Selene
3rd: Professor Burnet
4th: Videl
5th: Pura
6th: Marlene (lowest odds)
7th: Cloud
8th: Mako (Kill La Kill)
9th: Pan
10th: Pharah
11th: Sukuyo
12th: Elora

Flower Cup:

1st: Jeanne (highest odds)
2nd: Symmetra (lowest odds)
3rd: Rowen
4th: Rottytops
5th: Bulma
6th: Polar
7th: Wario
8th: Shantae
9th: Ashe (Overwatch)
10th: Alder
11th: Ashe (Final Fantasy XII)
12th: Chibiusa

Star Cup:

1st: Pauline (highest odds)
2nd: Red's mom
3rd: Melony
4th: Merilyn
5th: Spyro
6th: Nonon
7th: Kirby
8th: Dawn
9th: Dingodile
10th: Leaf (lowest odds)
11th: Peach
12th: Joni

Special Cup:

1st: Crash (highest odds)
2nd: Nitros Oxide
3rd: Nayru
4th: Anna
5th: Elsa
6th: Lillie
7th: Mallow's mother
8th: Tifa
9th: Jessie
10th: Aeris
11th: Jigglypuff
12th: Red XIII (lowest odds)

Shell Cup:

1st: Mario (highest odds)
2nd: Tights
3rd: Mamoru
4th: Brigitte
5th: Brigette
6th: Lana's mother
7th: Balthier
8th: Cynthia (lowest odds)
9th: Mars
10th: Lana
11th: Benga
12th: Keira

Banana Cup:

1st: Pit (highest odds)
2nd: Hilda
3rd: Waluigi
4th: Ashelin
5th: Donkey Kong
6th: Plumeria
7th: Mallow (lowest odds)
8th: Rayn
9th: Cross-Stitch
10th: Glover
11th: Sky's mother
12th: Bowser Jr.

Leaf Cup:

1st: Peachette (highest odds)
2nd: Hanzo
3rd: Gohan
4th: Daisy
5th: Gloria
6th: Din
7th: Penelo
8th: Jak
9th: Mina (lowest odds)
10th: Diddy Kong
11th: Sky
12th: Mai

Lightning Cup:

1st: Coco (highest odds)
2nd: Red
3rd: Risky Boots
4th: Croc
5th: Baron Dante (lowest odds)
6th: Leslie
7th: Ludwig
8th: Fran
9th: Vaan
10th: Basch
11th: Millis
12th: Ingrid

End of Chapter 92

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Contents:
i. Regular Season Notes
ii. Selection Committee Show
iii. NIT results
iv. Kart Madness results
v. Cup Play results


i. Regular Season Notes

Preseason Ranking/AP Poll: 

1: Crash and Coco (719 votes for number 1)
2: Ryuko and Satsuki (1 vote for number 1)
3: Yuli and Bayonetta (1 vote for number 1)
4: Mario and Luigi (1 vote for number 1)
5: Ragyo and Nui
6: Mia and Rei (Kill La Kill)
7: Peach and Daisy
8: Peachette and Pauline
9: Red and Red's mom
10: Wario and Waluigi
11: Pit and Jeanne
12: Polar and Pura
13: Nitros Oxide and Dingodile
14: Jak and Keira
15: Fran and Penelo
16: Chibiusa and Mamoru
17: Banjo and Kazooie
18: Tawna and Pinstripe
19: Hanzo and Ashe (Overwatch)
20: Cloud and Aeris
21: Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong
22: Mars and Dawn
23: Bowser Jr. and Ludwig
24: Nessa and Bea
25: Bulma and Tights

Preseason top fifteen odds to win national title:

Crash and Coco: 15/5 odds
Mario and Luigi: 2/1 odds
Ryuko and Satsuki: 2/1 odds
Yuli and Bayonetta: 6/1 odds
Ragyo and Nui: 6/1 odds
Mia and Rei (Kill La Kill): 6/1 odds
Red and Red's mom: 10/1 odds
Nitros Oxide and Dingodile: 15/1 odds
Cloud and Aeris: 15/1 odds
Pit and Jeanne: 25/1 odds
Chibiusa and Mamoru: 25/1 odds
Jak and Keira: 35/1 odds
Banjo and Kazooie: 35/1 odds
Wario and Waluigi: 40/1 odds
Polar and Pura: 45/1 odds

Projected seeds:

1 seeds:

1. Crash and Coco (No. 1 overall seed; Midwest region)
2. Mario and Luigi (East region)
3. Ryuko and Satsuki (South region)
4. Yuli and Bayonetta (West region)

2 seeds: 

5. Cloud and Aeris (Midwest region)
6. Red and Red's mom (East region)
7. Ragyo and Nui (West region)
8. Mia and Rei (Kill La Kill) (South region)

3 seeds: 

9. Pit and Jeanne (West region)
10. Chibiusa and Mamoru (South region)
11. Bowser Jr. and Ludwig (East region)
12. Polar and Pura (Midwest region)

4 seeds: 

13. Nitros Oxide and Dingodile (Midwest region)
14. Fran and Penelo (West region)
15. Jak and Keira (South region)
16. Wario and Waluigi (East region)

Projected Last Byes:

Bulma and Tights
Croc and Glover
Dixie Kong and Tiny Kong
Lightning and Serah

Projected Last Four In: 

Peachette and Pauline
Tifa and Jessie
Biggs (Final Fantasy VII; remake version) and Wedge (Final Fantasy VII; remake version)
Ryo and Runa

Projected First Four Out (Snubbed):

Rowen and Hilda
Shantae and Risky Boots
Mars and Dawn
Basch and Ashe (Final Fantasy XII)

Projected Next Four Out (Snubbed to a lesser extent): 

Mako (Kill La Kill) and Nonon 
Cross-Stitch and Baron Dante
Sky and Rottytops
Gloria and Melony

Final AP Poll for the regular season:

1: Cheren and Stoutland (Pokemon)
2: Crash and Coco 
3: Mario and Luigi
4: Twitch and Vinegar
5: Bulma and Tights
6: Chibiusa and Mamoru
7: Red and Red's mom
8: Biggs and Wedge
9: Peach and Daisy
10: Tawna and Pinstripe
11: Pit and Jeanne
12: Mia and Rei (Kill La Kill)
13: Ragyo and Nui
14: Yuli and Bayonetta
15: Tifa and Jessie
16: Cloud and Aeris
17: Boosette and Chompette
18: Nitros Oxide and Dingodile
19: Jote and Mjrn
20: Wendy and Roy
21: Lemmy and Iggy
22: Duck Hunt Duo
23: Benga and Alder
24: Fran and Penelo
25: Polar and Pura

Notes: 

- Shortly before Season 2 had begun, Bayonetta had confirmed that she had recovered from severe depression.

- Yuli and Bayonetta had went 2-0 against Crash and Coco, getting revenge over them for that Final Four Semifinal embarrassment. After the second game, Yuli and Bayonetta, and their six lovers and children, had bragged about their revenge on Twitter. However, Coco had posted a tweet of her and Crash holding their national title together, and in the same tweet, she said that them going 2-0 against her and Crash in Season 2's regular season wouldn't change the fact that a lot would still remember that Final Four Semifinal domination. Coco's tweet had over 10,000,000 likes, causing Bayonetta, Yuli, and their lovers and children to delete their own tweets, an embarrassing defeat towards them.

- Crash and Coco had went 3-5 against Ryuko and Satsuki twice, Ragyo and Nui twice, Yuli and Bayonetta twice, and Mia and Rei (Kill La Kill) twice in the Season 2 regular season, a slight improvement against their heated rivals; Crash and Coco had swept Ryuko and Satsuki and went 1-1 against Ragyo and Nui, but got swept by the other duos.

- After going 3-5, their next three games were against Peachette and Pauline, Twitch and Vinegar, and Peachette and Pauline again, beating Twitch and Vinegar but suffering an 0-2 sweep against Peachette and Pauline. But after that, they had closed out the regular season with a 23-game winning streak, even defeating Mario and Luigi in a late season Top 5 matchup. Despite their 27-7 overall record and several other duos, all projected to have a 1 or 2 seed, having better records, Crash and Coco were projected as the No. 1 overall seed, due to their outstanding strength of schedule, the highest. 

- Ryuko and Satsuki had suffered a hangover throughout the regular season and struggled against all of their opponents, due to their massive choke job in the National Championship game against Crash and Coco, losing a 3-0 lead, a rare feat in the sports world. They had finished 18-16, but thanks to their great resume, they were safely in the tournament as a projected No. 12 seed.

- Cheren and Stoutland had a remarkable comeback. Last season, they had finished 1-33, the worst regular season record ever, with Marlene and Red XIII being the only duo that they had beaten. And before Season 2 had gotten started, they had the lowest odds to win the national title. But instead, they had finished 33-1, having the best record in the season. They also had some nice quality wins. But despite their incredible accomplishments, they were projected to have the second-best No. 1 seed, and they weren't in the Top 5 highest odds to win the national title.

- A common character was busy going to tracks Cheren and Stoutland were racing in throughout the regular season, and that character was Kuvira (Legend of Korra), Korra and Asami's enemy. Kuvira even watched the Cheren and Stoutland vs. Korra and Asami race, both duo's thirty-third race, in Pallet Town, a critical race for the latter duo, due to them being projected as a Next Four Out duo, a.k.a. snubbed to a lesser extent. Before the regular season, Cheren and other SMK racers were signing autographs in the Legend of Korra universe. Kuvira, who had just recently been released from prison, had seen Cheren for the first time and fallen love with him. Cheren and Kuvira had briefly interacted, with Kuvira claiming to be a fan of Cheren. After Cheren had given a free Gym badge to her and kissing her left hand, Kuvira became increasingly obsessed with Cheren, hence why she had constantly went to the same tracks Cheren and Stoutland were racing in.

- Before their last game in the regular season, the very last game in Mario Kart Stadium, Bulma and Tights had an outstanding 33-game winning streak, with them being No. 1 throughout the regular season. In the very last regular season game, Bulma and Tights were heavy favorites against Marlene and Red XIII, a duo with a 0-33 record, the longest losing streak in regular season history. But in a surprising turn of events, Marlene and Red XIII had steamrolled Bulma and Tights in front of a sold out crowd in three laps, pulling off the biggest upset in the Kart Madness era. Afterwards, a lot of fans, including Barret, and current and former Super Mario Kart racers had stormed the track, and even Bulma and Tights had congratulated Marlene and Red XIII in-person.

- Before the shocking loss, Bulma and Tights were projected to have the second-worst No. 1 seed, even if they had ended up undefeated. But after the loss, they were projected to have the first-best No. 2 seed.

- Twitch and Vinegar had started 6-4, including a loss against Crash and Coco. But afterwards, they went on a 24-game winning streak, the second-highest in the regular season, including creating a bad-girl fanbase, with their newly fanbase wearing bikini like them and having tattoos of bombs and other weapons around their bodies. They had finished No. 4 in the AP rankings, but they were projected as a No. 3 seed, due to their fairly below-average schedule.

- In relation to their new bad-girl attitude and their hot finish, Twitch and Vinegar had trash-talked against their opponents. After the regular season was over, Twitch and Vinegar had told Crash and Coco, the same duo that had beaten them 2-1 in Season 1's Kart Madness, that they'd thrash them like hell an any Kart Madness round.

- Tifa and Jessie, too, had a 24-game winning streak, but they flamed out very bad, losing their final ten games, with six out of ten games being Quadrant 4 losses. But overall, they had a nice resume, including signature/Quadrant 1 victories over Cloud and Aeris twice, Biggs and Wedge twice, Fran and Penelo, and Jote and Mjrn.

- Peachette and Pauline's record was an improvement, finishing 22-12. But their strength of schedule ranking wasn't in the top 10 compared to last season, and they had many bad losses. However, they had some notable signature wins.

- Cloud and Aeris had a better resume this season, auto-locking them in the tournament. After their thirtieth game, they had a 25-5 record, they were No. 4 in the AP rankings, and they were projected as a No. 2 seed. But in their final games, they had suffered four brutal Quadrant 4 losses, dropping their chances of first weekend home advantage in Kart Madness. In spite of their ugly finish, they were in the top fifteen of winning the national title, but because of that, many fans had called Cloud and Aeris extremely overrated.

- Mario and Luigi had another great finish, a 30-4 record with an impressive resume. Their only losses were against Crash and Coco, Peachette and Pauline twice, and Chibiusa and Mamoru. 

- Chibiusa and Mamoru had a better regular season compared to Season 1, with them being projected as the last No. 1 seed. Also, they had the third-highest odds to win the national title. 


ii. Selection Committee Show

No. 1 seeds: 

1. Crash and Coco (No. 1 overall seed; West region)
2. Cheren and Stoutland (South region)
3. Mario and Luigi (East region)
4. Chibiusa and Mamoru (Midwest region)

No. 2 seeds: 

5. Biggs and Wedge (South region)
6. Bulma and Tights (East region)
7. Red and Red's mom (Midwest region)
8. Tawna and Pinstripe (West region)

No. 3 seeds: 

9. Peach and Daisy (East region)
10. Mia and Rei (Kill La Kill) (West region)
11. Boosette and Chompette (South region)
12. Duck Hunt Duo (Midwest region)

No. 4 seeds: 

13. Cross-Stitch and Baron Dante (South region)
14. Pit and Jeanne (Midwest region)
15. Lemmy and Iggy (West region)
16. Yuli and Bayonetta (East region)

No. 5 seeds: 

17. Twitch and Vinegar (East region)
18. Ragyo and Nui (South region)
19. Wendy and Roy (West region)
20. Jote and Mjrn (Midwest region)

No. 6 seeds: 

21. Nitros Oxide and Dingodile (West region)
22. Cloud and Aeris (South region)
23. Michiko and Hatchin (East region)
24. Joni and Leslie (Midwest region)

No. 7 seeds: 

25. Merilyn and Millis (Midwest region)
26. Din and Nayru (East region)
27. Nessa and Bea (West region)
28. Tifa and Jessie (South region)

No. 8 seeds: 

29. Symmetra and Pharah (East region)
30. D.Va and Mercy (Midwest region)
31. Brendan and Farore (West region)
32. Lightning and Serah (South region)

No. 9 seeds:

33. Hanzo and Ashe (Overwatch) (East region)
34. Princess Zelda and Samus (South region)
35. Jak and Keira (West region)
36. Female Wii Fit Trainer and Bumblebee (Midwest region)

No. 10 seeds: 

37. Shantae and Risky Boots (East region)
38. Atsuko and Pepe (West region)
39. Fran and Penelo (Midwest region)
40. Mako (Legend of Korra) and Bolin (South region)

No. 11 seeds: 

41. Brigitte and Ingrid (West region)
42. Mako (Kill La Kill) and Nonon (South region)
43. Benga and Alder (East region)
44. Santiago and Owen (Midwest region)

No. 12 seeds:

45. Gohan and Pan (West region)
46. Ki and Ishtar (South region)
47. Ryo and Runa (Midwest region)
48. Ryuko and Satsuki (East region)

No. 13 seeds: 

49. Joker and Luka (East region)
50. Polar and Pura (Midwest region)
51. Bubbles (Brave Fencer Musashi) and Gingerelle (Brave Fencer Musashi)/Fillet (Brave Fencer Musashi) and Topo (Brave Fencer Musashi) (Play-in game; winners face Cross-Stitch and Baron Dante; South region)
52. Mai and Videl (West region)

No. 14 seeds: 

53. Selene and Plumeria (South region)
54. Sonic and Tails (East region)
55. Kento and Sage (West region)
56. Argus and Riot/Gloria and Melony (Play-in game, winners face Duck Hunt Duo; Midwest region)

No. 15 seeds: 

57. Junkrat and Roadhog (South region)
58. Sonia and Oleana/Professor Burnet and Brigette (Play-in game, winners face Tawna and Pinstripe; West region)
59. Komodo Moe and Komodo Joe (East region)
60. Anubis and Cale (Midwest region)

No. 16 seeds: 

61. Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong/Banjo and Kazooie (Play-in game, winners face Mario and Luigi; East region)
62. Mina and Lillie (West region)
63. Dais and Sekhmet (South region)
64. Peachette and Pauline (Midwest region)

West region: 

(1) Crash and Coco vs. (16) Mina and Lillie (Crash Cove)
(8) Brendan and Farore vs. (9) Jak and Keira (Crash Cove)

(5) Wendy and Roy vs. (12) Gohan and Pan (Bowsette's Castle)
(4) Lemmy and Iggy vs. (13) Mai and Videl (Bowsette's Castle)

(6) Nitros Oxide and Dingodile vs. (11) Brigitte and Ingrid (Ronin Warriors' Tokyo) 
(3) Mia and Rei (Kill La Kill) vs. (14) Kento and Sage (Ronin Warriors' Tokyo)

(7) Nessa and Bea vs. (10) Atsuko and Pepe (Hot Air Skyway)
(2) Tawna and Pinstripe vs. (15) Sonia and Oleana/Professor Burnet and Brigette (Hot Air Skyway)

Midwest region: 

(1) Chibiusa and Mamoru vs. (16) Peachette and Pauline (Sailor Moon's Tokyo)
(8) D.Va and Mercy vs. (9) Female Wii Fit Trainer and Bumblebee (Sailor Moon's Tokyo)

(5) Jote and Mjrn vs. (12) Ryo and Runa (Noatun) 
(4) Pit and Jeanne vs. (13) Polar and Pura (Noatun)

(6) Joni and Leslie vs. (11) Santiago and Owen (Duck Hunt Field)
(3) Duck Hunt Duo vs. (14) Argus and Riot/Gloria and Melony (Duck Hunt Field)

(7) Merilyn and Millis vs. (10) Fran and Penelo (Pallet Town)
(2) Red and Red's mom vs. (15) Anubis and Cale (Pallet Town)

East region: 

(1) Mario and Luigi vs. (16) Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong/Banjo and Kazooie (Mario Kart Stadium)
(8) Symmetra and Pharah vs. (9) Hanzo and Ashe (Overwatch) (Mario Kart Stadium)

(5) Twitch and Vinegar vs. (12) Ryuko and Satsuki (Bustling City; Bayonetta 2's main city)
(4) Yuli and Bayonetta vs. (13) Joker and Luka (Bustling City; Bayonetta 2's main city)

(6) Michiko and Hatchin vs. (11) Benga and Alder (Royal