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Yeol: do kyungsoo answer me
Kyungsoo: What Chanyeol?
Kyungsoo: It’s 7am, what could you possibly want at 7am?
Yeol: i want breakfast
Kyungsoo: Go make it then.
Yeol: no i mean i want to take u for breakfast
Yeol: and then u could come work on the vocals for my newest song
Kyungsoo: I see what this is.
Kyungsoo: I can’t be bribed Chanyeol.
Yeol: but sooooooo
Yeol: u used to love going out for breakfast
Kyungsoo: With Junmyeon and Minseok, yeah.
Yeol: okay dont worry then
Kyungsoo: I can visualise the sad puppy eyes you’re making right now.
Kyungsoo: Come to my place whenever you’re ready, I’ll make you breakfast.
Kyungsoo: Then we’ll go and work on your song.
Yeol: ill leave my place in 5 mins
Yeol: cant wait!!!!
Kyungsoo: Yeah okay, calm down you excitable puppy, go get ready.
Yeol: bye soo!!!!
Kyungsoo: See you soon Chanyeol.
No.1 Vivi supporter: Gang we have another mystery to solve
No.1 Vivi supporter: Where the fuck is Chanyeol hyung?
No.1 Vivi supporter: @Yeol Where are u? I want breakfast
Lu: Chanyeol makes you breakfast?
TaoTao: Chanyeol hyung can cook?
Baekhyunnie: Chanyeol’s breakfast is to die for
Baekhyunnie: like u don’t understand, it makes ur day 10 times better
Hot dad: Chanyeol’s no.1 fan has arrived
Baekhyun’s hoe: excuse u, Baek and i share that title
Hot dad: And there’s the other one
No.1 Vivi supporter: So no one’s seen him?
XingXing: He’s at my place
Hot dad: Is he okay?
XingXing: Kyungsoo’s cooking breakfast for him
Baekhyun’s hoe: ohmygod
Baekhyunnie: does this mean??
No.1 Vivi supporter: Nah, Chanyeol hyung was here when I went to bed last night
Kris: What if he left during the night?
Baekhyunnie: oh my god
Myeonie: Kris please don’t encourage them
No.1 Vivi supporter: That’s possible
Dog Lord: kyungsoo doesn’t like yeol tho?
Lu: Oh you sweet child
Lu: So innocent and oblivious
Dog Lord: i’m not oblivious
No.1 Vivi supporter: Luhan hyung don’t be mean to Nini
Hot dad: You’re just as oblivious
No.1 Vivi supporter: @Yeol The mean couple are being mean to me, I need support
Yeol: morning guys!!!
Yeol: hyungs pls don’t be mean to sehun in the mornings, he’s sensitive
Baekhyunnie: someone’s in a good mood
Baekhyun’s hoe: i wonder why.....
Yeol: soo made me breakfast! it tasted like heaven
Kyungsoo: Don’t get used to it.
Kyungsoo: But, thank you, I’m glad you liked it.
Myeonie: So out of curiosity, why did you make Chanyeol breakfast?
TaoTao: Love that Junmyeon hyung wants to know the gossip as much as we do
Myeonie: No, i’m just being curious
Baekhyunnie: gossip gossip gossip
Baekhyun’s hoe: GOSSIP GOSSIP GOSSIP
Kyungsoo: Are you guys going to let me answer?
No.1 Vivi supporter: Go ahead hyung
Kyungsoo: Chanyeol wants me to work on the vocals for his new song and he wanted to go out for breakfast. It made more sense for him to come to mine to eat than spend money on food out.
Lu: This is so fucking cute, why don’t you make me breakfast, Minseok?
Hot dad: I let you sleep with me
Lu: Fair point, I can go without breakfast
Kyungsoo: Chanyeol and I are going to go work on his song now.
Yeol: bye guys!!! love u all!!!
No.1 Vivi supporter: Love u too hyung!!
Baekhyun’s hoe: ......
Baekhyunnie: do u think they’re gone?
Baekhyun’s hoe: they must be
Baekhyunnie: so guys, who’s gonna spy on them?
Myeonie: Children, stop
No.1 Vivi supporter: It needs to be someone unsuspicious
TaoTao: I volunteer as tribute
Kris: Nah, you’re too close to Baekhyun and Jongdae, Kyungsoo would figure it out
Myeonie: KRIS STOP ENCOURAGING THE CHILDREN
Hot dad: What about Yixing?
Myeonie: MINSEOK HYUNG
Hot dad: What? We all wanna know how it goes
Lu: Yeah that works, Yixing uses the studio regularly so it wouldn’t be weird for him to be there
Dog Lord: @XingXing you up for it hyung?
XingXing: I really shouldn’t, the boys trust me
No.1 Vivi supporter: Tao, u know what to do
TaoTao: Come on XingXing, for me?
XingXing: Fine, I’ll do it
Lu: Knew we could rely on you Yixing
No.1 Vivi supporter: Thank u Tao, you’re the best!
Dog Lord: better than me?
No.1 Vivi supporter: No!! Of course not! You’re the best in my eyes Nini
Hot dad: Ridiculous...
TaoTao: Sehun, you’re such a suckup
No.1 Vivi supporter: Fight me Tao
No.1 Vivi supporter: Anyway
No.1 Vivi supporter: What’s the plan @XingXing?
XingXing: Already on my way to the studio, I’m going to tell them I have final edits to make on a song I’m working on and that they’ll barely notice I’m there
Baekhyunnie: please just allow this once hyung?
Myeonie: I was just going to say we should probably create a new groupchat for this, without Yeol and Kyungsoo in it
Baekhyun’s hoe: YES! RIGHT! GOOD!
Baekhyun’s hoe: @Baekhyunnie spam this chat so they won’t bother to read the conversation later
Baekhyunnie: so like
Baekhyunnie: what i don’t get
Baekhyunnie: is how Tao is still friends with Sehun
Baekhyunnie: even though
Baekhyunnie: Sehun always mugs him off for Jongin?
Baekhyunnie: like if that was me
Baekhyunnie: i’d have told him to fuck off long ago
Baekhyunnie: so i really admire Tao
Baekhyunnie: and truthfully i think Sehun should act like a better friend
Baekhyunnie: because Tao’s literally always there for him
Baekhyunnie: if Yeol did that to me or Jongdae, i’d fight him
Baekhyunnie: okay maybe i wouldn’t
Baekhyunnie: but i’d be really pissed off
Baekhyunnie: Yeol wouldn’t do that tho
Baekhyunnie: not to be rude but i think u should learn from Yeol, Sehun
No.1 Vivi supporter: Hyung...
Baekhyunnie: okay that’s enough, have a good day everyone
super secret spy mission
Baekhyun’s hoe added Myeonie, Baekhyunnie, Hot dad and 6 others to the chat
Baekhyun’s hoe: so @XingXing how’s it going?
XingXing: I’ve just made it to the studio, Kyungsoo’s singing and Chanyeol has major heart eyes
Dog Lord: very cute
Hot dad: I want the real gossip though
TaoTao: Yixing hyung’s just arrived, give him time
Lu: Tao always defends Yixing
TaoTao: Uh we’re here to talk about chansoo thanks
Baekhyunnie: Chansoo, my favourite thing
Baekhyun’s hoe: big mood
XingXing: Okay so I went into the studio and Chanyeol startled and then Kyungsoo was the one with heart eyes and he literally giggled
XingXing: Do Kyungsoo giggled
Hot dad: I’m screaming
Lu: Can confirm, he’s scaring the cats
XingXing: Anyway, I put on my best innocent face and told Chanyeol I just needed to work on a song and transfer my files, and told them they wouldn’t even notice I was there
XingXing: Chanyeol seemed suspicious but Kyungsoo was like “Come on Yeol, let’s carry on”, so of course Chanyeol did straight away
Baekhyunnie: HE CALLED HIM YEOL
No.1 Vivi supporter: Major breakthrough for Chansoo
Myeonie: Anything more happening?
Kris: Junmyeon, are you seriously getting involved?
Myeonie: ... Shut up Kris
Kris: Make me
Dog Lord: gross
XingXing: So Kyungsoo just finished singing harmonies for the song, and he asked Chanyeol if he did okay, and Chanyeol was just staring at him
XingXing: So Kyungsoo just says “Yeol?” and Chanyeol like splutters and stammers before saying “Oh my god, you were amazing”
XingXing: Kyungsoo starts blushing and telling Chanyeol he’s being overdramatic and Chanyeol keeps insisting he’s serious
TaoTao: I feel like I’m reading a fanfiction
No.1 Vivi supporter: Do u think either of them realise how smitten they are for each other?
Lu: If they did then we wouldn’t be discussing this in a separate group chat
Baekhyun’s hoe: Tru
Kris: Wouldn’t be the first time we’ve done this anyway
Dog Lord: what do you mean hyung?
Kris: Uh.. I just meant that y’all had that chansoo fanclub chat before
Baekhyunnie: why did we let that die?? best chat ever
TaoTao: Because Junmyeon hyung found out and made us delete it
Baekhyunnie: oh yeah, fuck u Junmyeon hyung
My dumb husband <3
Myeonie: I can’t believe you almost slipped up and revealed the Sehun and Jongin chat
Kris: I WASN’T THINKING
Myeonie: Pretty sure Jongin would have a mental breakdown if he found out Sehun actually does like him back
Myeonie: And that we have a group chat discussing it
Kris: I worry about them
Kris: Like we have all this focus on chansoo that they just get pushed to the side
Kris: They need just as much support as chansoo
Myeonie: I know babe, but the moment you try to help either of them they freak
Kris: Why are they like this???
Myeonie: I’ll ask Chanyeol to keep an eye on Sehun and give him some advice since he’ll only listen to Chanyeol and Tao
Kris: Thank you babe, love you
Myeonie: I love you too nerd
Kris: Speaking of Tao
Kris: I swear something’s going on between him and Yixing
Myeonie: Nah, they’re just close friends
Kris: I’m serious babe, something seems off
Myeonie: You’re going to investigate this now, aren’t you?
Kris: The detective hat is coming back out the closet
Myeonie: Why do I love you?
Kris: Because i’m a dork
super secret spy mission
XingXing: Sorry for the silence, they actually started acting professional so I had nothing to report
XingXing: Kyungsoo asked Yeol to go for lunch with him after the studio and obvs Yeol said yes
Baekhyunnie: find out where they’re going so i can stalk!!
Myeonie: This is enough for today, let them have their lunch date alone
Baekhyun’s hoe: but how will we find out the goss??:(
Lu: You can literally ask Chanyeol and he’ll tell you everything
No.1 Vivi supporter: That’s very true
Kris: This Chansoo fanclub meeting is concluded
TaoTao: But hyung
XingXing: Please don’t yell at Tao, Kris hyung
My dumb husband <3
Kris: See what I mean!!!!!!
Myeonie: You’re ridiculous
Kris: Taoxing is alive
Myeonie: That’s a dumb ship name
Myeonie: Can you come home please? I want cuddles
Kris: On my way
Kris: I’ll just go into the office tomorrow instead to finish off
Myeonie: Sorry I’m so demanding
Kris: Shut up, you know I’d literally do anything for you
Myeonie: You’re the best
Kris: Love how the kids think all we do is fight, they really have no idea
Myeonie: I’ll tell them how amazing you are eventually
Kris: Nah it’s fine, as long as I know you love me then I don’t care what they think
Myeonie: I do love you
Myeonie: Are you coming home soon?
Kris: Just got in the car, see you in 15 minutes babe
No.1 Vivi supporter: Hey
TaoTao: Okay what’s wrong? Usually you greet me by calling me bitch
No.1 Vivi supporter: So I was thinking about what Baekhyun hyung said
No.1 Vivi supporter: I’m really sorry if I always make u feel second best to Jongin, Tao hyung
TaoTao: You know I don’t mind, like I understand
No.1 Vivi supporter: But I shouldn’t put u through that, ur way too understanding
No.1 Vivi supporter: Like ur one of my best friends and u know me so well and i’d be so so lost without u
TaoTao: Bitch i’m crying
TaoTao: Shut up I love you so much
TaoTao: I know you have zero mean intentions when you “mug” me off, i’m honestly fine with it
TaoTao: As long as you don’t ever cancel our plans to hang with Jongin instead then i’m fine
No.1 Vivi supporter: I would never
No.1 Vivi supporter: Please accept my apology, I’m so sorry if I ever take it too far, I don’t want to hurt you
TaoTao: You’re so cute, you don’t hurt me, we’re fine
TaoTao: You know I don’t hesitate to call you out when you’re in the wrong
No.1 Vivi supporter: It’s one of the reasons I love u bitch
TaoTao: <3 <3 <3
Dog Lord: uhm why is tao hyung crying??
Hot dad:: You live with him, why don’t you just ask him?
Dog Lord: he never cries, this is scary
XingXing: Who the fuck made my Tao cry?
No.1 Vivi supporter: My bad
XingXing: SEHUN WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?
XingXing: I swear to god, if you hurt him
TaoTao: Woah Yixing hyung, calm down, i’m fine
XingXing: But Sehun made you cry?
TaoTao: Because he was adorable and apologised to me. I’m crying because he’s such a cute friend
XingXing: Oh. I’m sorry for yelling Sehun
No.1 Vivi supporter: It’s okay hyung, i’d act the same way if someone made Tao hyung cry
Kris: “my Tao”
Myeonie: Not the right time, Yifan
Dog Lord: Why did Sehun apologise?
No.1 Vivi supporter: I just thought about what Baekhyun hyung said earlier and realised he’s right
Dog Lord: Oh
Dog Lord: Interesting
Dog Lord left the chat
No.1 Vivi supporter: ???????? ?? ??????
Hot dad: @Baekhyunnie Look what u did
Kyungsoo: I’ll handle this.
Hot dad: ... is that a good idea?
Kyungsoo: I said, I’ll handle it.
Hot dad: Okay okay, go ahead
Kyungsoo: Are you okay?
Dog Lord: i feel like shit hyung
Dog Lord: i never realised how much Sehun mugs tao off for me and now he’s apologised to tao, i feel awful
Dog Lord: like i wasn’t trying to steal Sehun off tao just because i have feelings for Sehun, they’re best friends
Kyungsoo: You know you’ve done nothing wrong here, right?
Dog Lord: i kept trying to get Sehun’s attention whenever he would compliment tao, i was being unfair
Kyungsoo: I honestly don’t think Tao is bothered, he would have said something if he was.
Dog Lord: he’s my flatmate hyung, i should treat him with more respect
Dog Lord: i’m just going to back away from Sehun and move on
Kyungsoo: That’s literally the stupidest idea you’ve ever had, Kim Jongin.
Kyungsoo: Why would you completely throw away your chances with Sehun as well as your entire friendship?
Dog Lord: because i’m hurting tao
Kyungsoo: I really don’t think you are. The solution to this situation is clearly talking to Tao to clear things up. You can also just try not to step in as much when Sehun compliments Tao, but you can decide that after your chat with him.
Dog Lord: you’re so logical hyung, i wouldn’t have even thought of that
Dog Lord: i’m scared tao will shout at me though
Kyungsoo: Tao would never shout at you, he finds you too adorable.
Dog Lord: you’re sure it’ll be fine?
Kyungsoo: 100% certain.
Dog Lord: thank you kyungsoo hyung, i needed this
Kyungsoo: You’re welcome.
Kyungsoo: Oh, and Jongin?
Dog Lord: yh?
Kyungsoo: Be more flirty with Sehun, he won’t get the hint you like him if you just keep acting the way you do.
Dog Lord: but i don’t know how to flirt hyung
Kyungsoo: Don’t be ridiculous, you used to flirt with me all the time before Sehun.
Dog Lord: ... sorry about that again hyung
Kyungsoo: It’s not your fault i’ve been smitten for Chanyeol since we met. Sorry I didn’t like you back.
Dog Lord: the moment i met Sehun i got over it
Kyungsoo: I just want you to be happy, Jongin.
Dog Lord: i know hyung, i want you to be happy too. i’m gonna go talk to tao now!
Kyungsoo: Good luck!
TaoTao added Dog Lord to the chat
Dog Lord: hey guys!!
No.1 Vivi supporter: Are you okay??
Dog Lord: i’m fine
Dog Lord: side note: kyungsoo hyung and tao hyung are the best hyungs and y’all should treat them right
XingXing: I always treat Tao right!!
TaoTao: No one treats me better than you Yixing hyung!!
Myeonie: Kris, be quiet
No.1 Vivi supporter: Are you sure you’re alright Nini?
Dog Lord: of course!! i just freaked out a little is all
No.1 Vivi supporter: I’m sorry if I upset u
Dog Lord: you have absolutely nothing to be sorry for Sehunnie
Dog Lord: are you okay though?
No.1 Vivi supporter: Ngl I was super worried about u but i thought i’d make it worse if I messaged u
Dog Lord: you could never make things worse, but kyungsoo hyung was the most helpful to me in the moment
No.1 Vivi supporter: I’m glad u had support Nini, I hate seeing u upset
Dog Lord: you’re so cute Sehunnie, i’m glad i have you in my life
No.1 Vivi supporter: Me too!!!
No.1 Vivi supporter: I don’t want you thinking things are gonna be different between us now, I still feel exactly the same about you as before
Dog Lord: good
Dog Lord: so i have a showcase coming up soon, i was wondering if you could critique my new choreography?
No.1 Vivi supporter: I uh yes of course!! When?
Dog Lord: how about tomorrow after my last lecture?
No.1 Vivi supporter: Perfect, I can’t wait!
Dog Lord: thank you Sehunnie!!
Baekhyun’s hoe: so Yeol
Baekhyun’s hoe: how’d your day with Kyungsoo go?
Baekhyunnie: i’m surprised you haven’t talked about it yet
Yeol: i mean it was going great
Baekhyun’s hoe: was?
Yeol: like it was super cute this morning and he kept calling me yeol and my heart was melting
Baekhyunnie: he called you Yeol!!! how cute!!!
Yeol: and then we went for lunch
Baekhyun’s hoe: that’s good, isn’t it?
Yeol: it was so good until jongin got upset
Baekhyun’s hoe: .... Yeol
Yeol: dont get me wrong, i hated that jongin was upset and was happy kyungsoo was helping him, thats not the problem
Baekhyunnie: oh thank god i thought we were going to have to lecture you and i hate doing that
Baekhyun’s hoe: so what was the problem boo?
Yeol: i didn’t mean to see it
Yeol: but kyungsoo put his phone down when the food arrived
Yeol: and i sort of read his messages with jongin
Baekhyunnie: gasp! Chanyeol!
Baekhyun’s hoe: we’ve trained him well, i’m so proud
Yeol: calm down hoes
Yeol: the messages i saw said that jongin used to flirt with kyungsoo loads
Yeol: so i think jongin and kyungsoo have a past, kyungsoos so private so he totally could have dated jongin w/out us knowing
Baekhyunnie: i. am. shook.
Baekhyun’s hoe: what the fuck???
Baekhyunnie: we know e v e r y t h i n g, how did we not know Jongin used to flirt with Kyungsoo????
Baekhyun’s hoe: this. is. major. m a j o r
Yeol: so im worried bc
Yeol: just hear me out a second
Yeol: what if jongin still likes kyungsoo and kyungsoo also has feelings for jongin and then not only will i be hurt but my poor little sehun too
Baekhyunnie: see i want to tell you that’s not the case but like
Baekhyun’s hoe: we thought we knew Kyungsoo and Jongin and now we’re very confused
Baekhyunnie: i don’t want either of you to get hurt
Yeol: now all i want to do is protect sehun
Baekhyunnie: so what did you do after you read the messages?
Yeol: i guess i just kinda shut down a lil but soo was too busy helping jongin (which im still fine with!!) to notice
Yeol: after we finished the food, i just paid and told soo i had to head home and then i rushed out and left him sitting there
Baekhyun’s hoe: and he hasn’t messaged you at all?
Yeol: n o p e
Baekhyun’s hoe: shit
Baekhyunnie: you’re home now right Yeol?
Yeol: nah im at the studio
Baekhyun’s hoe: what? why?
Yeol: i couldnt face sehun yet
Baekhyunnie: Yeol it’s late you should go home
Yeol: nah ill just sleep here
Baekhyun’s hoe: we disapprove
Yeol: im fine
Baekhyunnie: at least come stay at our’s
Baekhyun’s hoe: yeah i’ll order you a taxi!!
Yeol: nah its fine u two deserve an alone night
Baekhyunnie: Chanyeol istg you better come here or go home
Yeol: nope bye have a good night
Baekhyun’s hoe: PARK CHANYEOL
Baekhyunnie: @Myeonie tell Chanyeol he needs to go home from the studio
Yeol: baek u gotta be kidding me
Baekhyunnie: this is what you get for not listening hoe
Myeonie: Park Chanyeol you better have a fucking good reason to stay at the studio this late
Yeol: oh trust me i do
Myeonie: What is it then?
Kyungsoo: The studio? You said you were going home.
No.1 Vivi supporter: Are u not coming home tonight hyung?
Yeol: the reason is unimportant
Yeol: probably not sehunnie, there’s leftovers in the fridge if you haven’t eaten yet
No.1 Vivi supporter: Thank you hyung, i’ll miss you!!
Yeol: ill miss u too
Hot dad: Did Chanyeol just
Lu: Ignore Kyungsoo?
No.1 Vivi supporter: Found your answer Junmyeon hyung
Yeol: hyung u did not just send kris hyung to come pick me up
Myeonie: Damn right I did bitch, you’re sleeping over at our’s
Yeol: i hate u all
Yeol: apart from sehun
Dog Lord: even kyungsoo hyung?
Yeol: well im being escorted to the car by kris hyung so i guess this is goodnight
Dog Lord: oh... night hyung!
Baekhyunnie: i don’t think ignoring him helps anything
Yeol: honestly i dont care rn
Baekhyun’s hoe: Yeol we didn’t do this to upset you, we’re just worried
Yeol: I kno, i just need to be angry for a while
Baekhyunnie: okay but u know we’re here for u always, right boo?
Yeol: of course
Yeol: id be lost w/out u boys
Baekhyun’s hoe: we love you lots and hope you feel better
Yeol: thank u i love u both
Baekhyun’s hoe changed Yeol’s name to Baek and Dae’s hoe
Baekhyun’s hoe: there, now you’re ours until you decide not to be
Baek and Dae’s hoe: thanks i love it
Baekhyunnie: Dae you’re gonna cause drama
Baekhyun’s hoe: i know :3
Baekhyunnie: i love u
Baekhyun’s hoe: love you too hoe
Baek and Dae’s hoe: cute!! night hoes
Baekhyunnie: night Yeol!!!
Baekhyun’s hoe: night!!
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