you_are_a_saucy_boi



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  1. Public Bookmark 2

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    Sydney has a hell of a day, and Jedidiah needs a rest.

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    11 Jun 2021

  2. Public Bookmark *

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    I'm rewriting the entire twilight saga because I'm not okay. Basically, I'm fixing everything that I think is wrong with the books. It might not be better, but it will be Less Bad.

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    06 Jun 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 4

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    “So, like, is there anything happening between you and Jeremy?”

    “…There’s nothing at all romantic. But we do kinda have this, like, friends-with-benefits thing going on?”

    “I knew it! The chemistry’s all there. Is it really not romantic?”

    “Of course.”

    But what if this is a crush? Like, Michael finds Jeremy handsome, he loves him a lot, and he likes the sex, so what else is there to romance, really?

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    your typical boyf riends with benefits fic, but not.

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    16 May 2021

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    “It’s ridiculous. I don’t need a life makeover.”

    Anne fixes him with a glare. “Eddie, you need a life makeover more than anyone I’ve ever met. You are terrible at taking care of yourself, and it’s gotten even worse since we broke up. You’re reclusive. You go out at odd hours. You dress like a moody teenager. And I’m pretty sure you haven’t slept in two days.”

    Eddie starts to protest, but everything she just said is true. He is reclusive, when he’s not interviewing. He prefers to go out late at night. His wardrobe is pretty much sweatshirts and baggy pants. He did sleep recently, but it wasn’t a good sleep, and it pretty clearly shows on his face. So yeah. She’s not wrong.

    Also, he has a parasite.

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    13 May 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 4

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    Jon clenches his fists in his lap, staring down at them.

    This is bad.

    And he’d been doing such a good job, too. He really was trying his best to reconnect with Georgie, to just try to act normal and not cause any problems for her. And his first few visits with her had been perfectly fine.

    So of course, of course he had to go and start slipping into headspace while Georgie’s bustling around in the kitchen to make lunch for the two of them.

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    Jon finally wants to tell Georgie about his regression.

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    10 May 2021