witch_ass_bitch



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  1. Public Bookmark 18

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    The Hanahaki AU I made to make myself suffer.
    I don't think I need to say anything else, but Baz suffers, Simon is worried, they're both idiots. Penny is a saving grace because I love her.

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    26 Jul 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 19

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    “Stay with me, love,” Baz says. I barely catch his voice over the noise.
    “I’m here.” I don’t have to shout for Baz to hear me. He always hears me. He’s always listening. “I’m yours.”
    Baz hums, moving a hand to press firmly against my lower back, against the base of my tail. I close my eyes.
    “Want to mark you up,” I whisper. His fingers scratch against me as he untucks my shirt, cool hand finding skin at the small of my back. “Want you inked with my name. Want everyone to know you’re mine.”

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    25 Jul 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 11

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    Simon has a new sword and he needs equipment. When the Bunces ask him and Baz over for dinner, he decides to bring his sword with him so that he can ask Professor Bunce for advice.

    He did not expect Professor Bunce to recognise it as the Salisbury family sword.

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    25 Jul 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 16

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    It’s mid-December, and I’m folding laundry on our bed (I don’t trust Snow to do it; he has no sense of organisation), whilst Simon lounges across the pillows, fiddling with his phone and asking me inane questions.

     

     

     

     

    A series of oneshots following moments of Simon, Baz and their healthy communication (and the bed they finally bought).

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    24 Jul 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 15

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    Simon gets visions from a possible future in which he has a life after the Humdrum. And that life is sickeningly sweet and happy with Baz (also quite hot and steamy at times). Moreover, the mysterious creature that granted Simon this power is now a cause for worry and fear - and Baz is the only one around to help. (Surprise! Surprise!)
    The story follows Simon and Baz as they discover secrets about themselves and about each other. (And they find their way to each other, because Snowbaz is life).

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    22 Jul 2021