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  1. Public Bookmark 28

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    When the sun shines, we'll shine together
    Told you I'll be here forever
    Said I'll always be your friend
    Took an oath, I'mma stick it out till the end

    Don and Kathy can stand under Cosmo's umbrella.

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    27 Apr 2021

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    Give it to me put it in my eyeballs.

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    Welcome to Off the Grid at Chez Hilda, updated every Friday or whenever I feel like it. My artwork is at the Patreon link, and I don't need to remind lovely folks like you to like and subscribe, now do I?

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    03 Mar 2021

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    At any rate. The other reason this is going to be late is because I’ve decided this should probably be my last trip to town for a while. There’s only been half a dozen cases of the coronavirus in the state, but two of them are in the next county, and one of those went to a church choir festival last week, so. Yeah. There were a lot of people at the grocery store. And the drug store. And the feed store. But I have everything I need to hunker down chez Hilda for a good long while—including a new, used sousaphone and no close neighbors.

    If Hanne Blank had a vlog!
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    All magic tricks can be sorted into nine essential forms: Appearance, Disappearance, Escape, Transformation, Restoration, Teleportation, Levitation, Penetration, and Prediction.

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    25 Jan 2021

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    Neal has never pointed out to Peter, for fear his radius will shrink, that a two mile radius is a four mile diameter (twelve and a half mile circumference, six and a quarter square miles in area).

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    Please read this guide carefully before activating your Janet.

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    14 Jan 2021

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    On initiation, your Janet will ask for a four-digit code, which will have been issued to you by the home office. If you do not have a four-digit code, please speak to your direct supervisor.
    NB: Failure to enter the correct four-digit code three times will cause your Janet to lock up. If your Janet locks up, please call Good Place IT at extension 07734 to get instructions on a hard reboot. Repeated attempts to circumvent hard-lock may cause thermonuclear war.

  5. Public Bookmark 12

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    Prince Nemolis goes on a journey, and learns a bit more than he wanted to know.

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    11 Jan 2021

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    “Little brother, perhaps you and I could get to know one another in a less formal setting--what say you to a ride out on the moor?”

    To his surprise, Maia’s grayish face turned mauve with embarrassment. “Your highness,” he answered formally, “we do not know how to ride."

    Nemolis was shocked for a moment--a young archduke, even one in relegation, not taught how to ride? Then he realized he might have stumbled into a sensitive matter--perhaps the Emperor had deemed Nelar a flight risk and thus forbidden the manor to keep horses? Or had Nelar simply not bothered to provide Maia the mount due his station? In either case, he hardly wished to discomfit the child, and so changed the subject quickly.

    “Ah well, perhaps a walk on the moor, then? It seems pleasant enough country this time of year, though I’ve been given to understand it can become quite dreary in wintertime.”

    Oh I wish I wish I wish.