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    I wasn't happy with The Littlest Witch so I'm rewriting it. The rewrite is called "Blood in the Water" and I'll post it in this series once I've got enough of it ready.

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    These are all the fics I posted with the intention of continuing but for whatever reason I never did. I might revisit these in the future, but until then they live here.

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    Morvran Voorhis returns from an extended tour of the Empire and allied states as a young man, and Emhyr finds himself much more pleased with the outcome of sending him away than he expected.

    (AU which departs from canon early in Emhyr's rule over Nilfgaard, details in the notes)

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    12 Jul 2021

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    “You do understand that you’re caring for the thing meant to bring destruction and chaos to our world, right?” The woman asks, Phil looking behind him fondly as Techno grabs at the ends of his wings.

    “He’s just a child.” Phil answers distractedly, humming as his wings get gently yanked at.

    “He’s the first of three to destroy life as we know it! Shouldn’t we, well, get rid of him?!”

    “Oh, no.” Phil raises his eyes with a sharp glare. “Believe me, I have my own way of preventing the apocalypse.”

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    Or, Techno, Wilbur, and Tommy are basically chaotic forces of nature, destined from birth to end the world and bring destruction. Most who hear of the tale of them are trying their best to track them down, and to end the monsters while they’re still young, still just children.

    Phil has a different plan.

    (In which Phil raises the minecraft equivalents of the anti-christ with love and support, so much so to the point where the world ending is really just a funny thought, and Phil has three kids who casually have powers that are bit more extreme than anything else in the world)

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    05 Jun 2021

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    Lan Zhan falls apart. As it turns out, that's not the end.

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    23 May 2021

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    “Hey," Wei Ying said. "You know when your bodyguard puts you to bed at night?”

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    14 May 2021

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    The first time Nie Mingjue met Lan Xichen’s little brother, he thought he would be just like Nie Huaisang, so he picked him up and threw him.

    Mingjue-xiong,” Lan Xichen gasped, clearly horrified. “What are you doing?”

    Probably something forbidden by the rules, Nie Mingjue thought, and shrugged.

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    14 May 2021