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    In a last-ditch effort to survive, Wei Ying smears his blood-stained fingers against the ground, and traces out an ancient, forbidden array. A slit opens, and he falls right through, disappearing from the world for good.

    On that day, Yiling Patriarch purportedly succumbs to his death—as a result of his own madness.
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    Wei Ying finds himself in a gambling den.

    “What do you bet,” the croupier questions.

    “My life,” he says. He is already withering away.

    “No,” the lord of the den says, from behind red silk curtains. “Something else.”

    Wei Ying blurts out the first thing he can think of, “My first time, then.”

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    03 Aug 2021

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    “So, gay panic, huh?” The girl said from behind the bathroom stall after a minute or so. Lan Zhan was caught off guard. The last thing on her mind at the moment was gay panic.

    “I’m straight.” She responded, a little too sharply. She took her hands out from under the running tap.

    “Ah! Shit, sorry, I shouldn’t assume–” the girl’s voice broke off for a second. “I meant my gay panic. I thought you had left and was just, you know, having a little lesbian crisis about how hot everyone is outside. My name’s Wei Ying, by the way.”

    Or: the one where Lan Zhan and Wei Ying meet in the bathroom of a gay club in London, and Lan Zhan learns the meaning of intimacy.

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    01 Aug 2021

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    Jiang Cheng is a leader of one of the four great sects. He’s supposed to fall in love with a beautiful woman and secure the dynasty of Lotus Pier.

    He'd much rather fall in love with a beautiful man, and leave Lotus Pier to the next disciple who cares for it as much as he does.

    He always thought he'd at least fall in love with someone who was, you know, alive.

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    22 Jul 2021

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    In which Wei Wuxian gets himself out of being Jin Sect enemy number one by becoming Lan Qiren's niece-in-law, and falls in love with Lan Wangji somewhere along the way.

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    22 Jul 2021

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    “A-Yuan,” he says, carefully, “did—did you make the flowers grow like this?”

    A-Yuan shakes his head in exasperation. “Baba, I said. Doctor Flowers did it.”

    “Doctor Flowers,” Lan Zhan repeats, pointing at the tiny plum tree, just to confirm that his son is suggesting a magical tree named Doctor Flowers sprouted overnight and made their tame family project turn into a verdant jungle.
     
    A-Yuan nods. “Doctor Flowers,” he confirms. “He’s funny! I like him.”

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    A mysterious garden blooms on Lan Zhan's rooftop. His internet forum pen pal gives great gardening advice but never seems to sleep. The man who works at the florist, who keeps reviving the plants that Lan Zhan can't seem to keep alive, has a beautiful smile.

    These things are related.

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    18 Jul 2021