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    Unconnected Harringrove prompt-based one-shots.

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    “Wow - Todoroki-kun, you kept this quiet!" Uraraka admits.

    Across the table, Midoriya sounds sombre as he speaks.

    "How long has this been going on?"

    “A few months or so,” Todoroki shrugs. “I can’t really remember. Bakugou started it.”

    Midoriya snaps into an upright posture. He looks close to passing out.

    “What?! K-Kacchan did?!”

    Todoroki never expects to find himself in this situation. But here they are.
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    29 Jun 2021

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    They were way too fucking old to be playing this kind of game. Maybe they could’ve gotten away with it when they’d all still been students at U.A. back in the day, he supposed. They were all in their early twenties now though, and as far as Bakugou was concerned, pro heroes didn’t spend their weekends drinking and making out like a bunch of teenagers.

    Except that they apparently did, because here he was, somehow in the middle of this fucking mess.

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    05 May 2021

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    “Is this about the emails?” Todoroki prompts, curiosity brewing. 

    “Yeah,” Bakugou manages instead of the fiery furious tirade he planned but suddenly can’t bring himself to start at all. “It’s about the emails.” 

    “Oh.” 

    The tiny smile curving up Todoroki’s lips should not be so damn mesmeric. But it is. Everything about him is far too distracting. It always has been and it’s unfair that Bakugou has to be subjected to it now of all times. 

    “You got them? That’s good.” 

    No - it definitely is not good. A lifetime of bad emails is not what Bakugou signed up to. Not even for this gorgeous man he may or may not have had an attraction to for far too long. 

    “Listen up asshole - those emails were total fucking shit. If you’re gonna send me stuff at least do it properly. I ain’t gonna respond to any of your half-assed garbage. So you better up your fucking game.” 

    There it is, that ominous sound. The sound of new mail.
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    05 May 2021

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    A kidnapping, a double dose of truth serum and a snowstorm walk into a bar- or no, wait, that’s just one day on the job for Bakugou. And then Todoroki shows up to reap the benefits.

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    03 May 2021

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    The succès praliné is a classic traditional French patisserie. Made with one layer of almond meringue and one of crisp chocolate-hazelnut meringue, it satisfies the desire for a savory cake with a nutty finish. Spread between the layers is a rich praline buttercream, which pairs nicely with the nutty finish of the cake. Whipped cream and candied strawberries decorate the top.

    How hard could it be?

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    The kitchen is a warzone. Flour coats every available surface, eggs are splattered on the walls and the ceiling. Cinnamon and brown sugar are knocked over the edge of the counter, creating a brown waterfall amid the piles of white powder. On the kitchen island there are mashed strawberries, spread against the surface like the insides of a dead man. It is what could be very generously described as an explosion.

    Standing in the center of it, untouched, save for a swipe of flour on his nose, is Dick Grayson. He gives Jason a sheepish smile.

    Jason counts to three, inhale, meditative exhale.

    He lunges, murder in his eyes.

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    18 Nov 2020