After Agatha breaks up with him for Baz, Simon tries to fight him, but Penny refuses to deal with their rivalry any longer. She gives them the 36 questions and refuses to let them leave their room until they've answered them all.
Baz is terrified the truth spell he's under will make him confess his undying love for Simon.
Simon just wants to go eat his scones.
Wilhelm can't stand being without Simon, but he knows he can't be with him if they have to hide. Theres only one solution.
Simon is trying to get through another summer in a care home without thinking about Watford. Baz is trying to fall out of love with his enemy. The absolute worst thing Simon could do right now is text Baz, but Simon has never been known for thinking things through.
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell
17 Apr 2021
Baz and Simon were destined to fight to the death, but Baz doesn't want to, and maybe Simon doesn't want to either.