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  1. Public Bookmark 53

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    Maybe Eskel has been in a bit of a slump lately. It's no big deal...until everyone makes it one. When Jaskier insists that he knows the answer to Eskel’s current funk, there's really no stopping him. However, Eskel isn’t so sure that allowing Geralt’s partner to sign him up for dating sites is the answer to his problems, but he plays along anyway. Maybe it's a mistake to let Jaskier help him, but hopefully it won't be one he regrets.

    Letho isn't looking for anything serious. He's not even sure he's looking for anything at all, just making up for lost time. However, when he scrolls across Eskel on the app, he can't help himself. Maybe it's a mistake to message him, but hopefully it won't be one he regrets.

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    17 Jun 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 24

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    Geralt has Roach. No, not that Roach - in this universe she's a truck. They still travel the length and breadth of a continent. He still picks up an annoying musician, and then can't get rid of him. Until he no longer wants to get rid of him.

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    09 Jun 2021

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    When Eskel is hired to kill an incubus who ruined a noble wedding, he finds that his target is far from a bloodthirsty beast, a too-pretty court bard. Eskel spares Jaskier and they go their separate ways, with Eskel expecting never to see the incubus again. But Jaskier has other ideas.

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    09 Jun 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 14

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    Zagreus picks a fight with Charon, and gets a little bit more than he bargained for.

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    14 Feb 2021

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    Geralt could hear soft, pained wailing the moment he reached the edge of what he’d come to think of as Regis’ cemetery, his heartbeat speeding up just the barest touch as he recognised the voice, pinpointed the source of the sound.

    Regis is punished for Dettlaff's assumed death, Geralt comes to the rescue, and the two of them gain something neither of them would ever have dared hope for.

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    19 Jan 2021