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  1. Public Bookmark 10

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    A what-if story. What if Katya and Alaska had met (a lot) earlier, and what if Alaska and Sharon had broken up earlier?

    (Inspired by this picture where our heroines look really young to me.)

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    11 Jun 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 9

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    “Hey, Trix?” Katya’s voice lowers, patient, demanding. Trixie knows that look in her eyes. It’s going to be one of those kinds of calls. “Can you do something for me?”

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    14 Oct 2020

  3. Public Bookmark *

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    “I didn’t want to lie to you too,” Brian said. “I don’t do that and I’m not gonna start. But I need to get – out. Away. I don’t know.”

    He sighed and rubbed at his forehead.

    There was a strange sound from the other end of the line, like something – maybe the phone itself – was being fumbled by a body in motion. “Trixie, are you okay?” Katya said, and then, in the same breath, “Can I come over? I want to come over. I think maybe I should come over.”

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    04 Jul 2020

  4. Public Bookmark 31

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    “Believe it or not, bitch, there was a time when men would pay good money for a taste of all this,” Katya says when they break apart. She draws hoops in the air around her face, her tits, her tuck. Trixie blows a raspberry.

    “Girl, if you found ‘em in the psych ward, I don’t know if it counts,” she says.

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    14 May 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 86

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    In the following weeks Katya had scoured every issue of the New York Times for Mattel’s review. She had given up hope after several months with disappointment sitting heavily in her stomach. Mattel apparently had no thoughts on Katya’s food, not enough to even warrant writing anything. It’s worse than knowing Trixie hates her cooking. Then Katya could agree to disagree and get over her stupid schoolgirl crush. She’s no idiot, she knows that that’s what this is. The most persistent crush of her life. It doesn’t help that Trixie is an absolute doll with a figure to die for and a voice that Katya can feel directly between her legs.

    It’s fine. She is 48 years old, and she doesn’t need Trixie Mattel’s validation. It’s fine.

    Trixie Mattel is the most feared food critic in the country, and Katya will defend her from anybody implying she's a bitch. Except that Trixie actually is a bit of a bitch, and Katya loves it.

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    14 May 2020