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    Harry thinks he wants to be an Auror. Then the Minister for Magic swoops into his life. Harry does not end up becoming an Auror.

    In which Minister Tom Riddle literally just hires Harry as his PA because he's cute and argumentative.

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    14 Jun 2021

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    George Weasley thinks it's going to be an ordinary day after landing his brother in the hospital with third degree burns after another failed experiment. And then he meets a raven-haired girl. Oneshot. Based off the "fuck me" "I'll have to take you to dinner first" prompt. Female Harry Potter.

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    21 May 2021

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    Harri blows up a punch bowl and Tony falls a little bit in love.

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    19 May 2021

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    "Excuse me,"

    The words were spoken in the middle of an Invasion and Steve really didn't want to deal with it right now. Except the man was so polite that they had little choice in the matter.

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    13 May 2021

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    Drabbles based on seventy-five randomly generated words.

    Clint Barton's wife was the most terrifying person Natasha had ever met, including the Winter Soldier who had shown up one time and killed her charge by shooting through her.

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    13 May 2021