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    my fics for the heart of aphrodite 2021. i just... i really love azu, u guys

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    An AU where Jon gets transformed into a merman, and Elias... takes care of him. It's fine.

    Listed in very approximate chronological order.

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    In another world, the majority of sapient beings have at least one soulmate. This complicates a few matters.

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    In which Sasha survives the NotThem (with a little help from a certain Distortion) and she and Jon spend s2 working together to try and make sense of everything that's happening to them. It goes...interestingly

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    Leibniz outlined his Perfect World Theory in five parts:
     
    1.) God has the idea of infinitely many universes.
    2.) Only one of these universes can actually exist.
    3.) God's choices are subject to the principle of sufficient reason, that is, God has reason to choose one thing or another.
    4.) God is good.
    5.) Therefore, the universe that God chose to exist is the best of all possible worlds.

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    “Oh, no,” Sasha says, in a horrified, delighted sort of way. 

    “Okay, now I’ve gotta see this,” Tim says, getting up as well. 

    Martin gets close enough to see the title printed out on the cover in big, blocky text. Team Building Exercises For a Harmonious Workplace. 

    Tim lets out a bark of laughter as soon as he comes close enough to see it. Jon is holding the book like it’s a piece of garbage he’d very much like to drop into the bin before going to wash his hands, touching it as little as possible. 

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    The Archives crew stumble across a Leitner.

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    04 May 2021

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    Gideon squints at the cooler consideringly, gauging the size.
    “Do you think this cooler could fit a forty-melon?”
    “A what.” Cam says flatly.
    “Okay, so, I was watching youtube, and I saw this video where the guy, like, he spiked a watermelon with vodka? And we had a watermelon, but we didn’t have any vodka. But I did have a couple of forties? So I figured, eh, it’s all alcohol, right? So…”
    Gideon waves her hand at Harrow, and the watermelon propped on her hip.
    “Forty-melon! It...kind of tastes like ass, but I worked really hard. Also I’m afraid it’ll explode if I leave it in my car.”

     

     

    A day at the beach with Team 69, featuring inadvisable goth beach wear, relationship milestones, and Palamedes Sextus's hot girl summer.

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    24 Mar 2021

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    “Hey,” Dean said. “I’m not ashamed of you, okay?”

    Cas raised skeptical eyes to meet his.

    “I mean it,” Dean insisted.

    “I understand you mean it,” Cas said. “But I don’t think it’s any better if you’re only ashamed of yourself.”

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    06 Feb 2021

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    Post-war blues, homecomings, culture clash, sex, epic family fights, Durin family history, shut up about about Thorin, nice Elven in-laws, Woodland Realm aesthetics, Dwarven gifts, horses, brigands, tempers are lost, Thranduil: No! Thranduil: Yes!

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    18 Jan 2021

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    Chapter 2 added: now complete!

    Bodies, sex, gender, culture, politics: everything is different between them, and nothing fits.

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    I like it, Legolas thinks. How he looks, how he is. And it’s just too strange a thought to handle.

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