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  1. Public Bookmark 9

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    The flytrap is not supposed to think. But for the first time in xyr life, xe is outside of the Garden. There is not much else to do. So xe learns to think anyways.

    Gloria Bugsnax, the Baltimore Crabs, and how to be human, or at the very least human-adjacent.

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    21 May 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 19

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    Oil and water is a card effect that leaves red and black cards separated from one another. While it appears to involve some sleight of hand, it is also a gimmick trick that artificially removes the cards from one another by the use of outside forces, such as double-sided tape. 

    An incomplete history of the Charleston Shoe Thieves, featuring a heist crew, a magic trick in three parts, voicemails, Canada, coffee, poor decisions, a disgruntled god, and, of course, the game of blaseball, in all its glory, its tragedy, and its love.

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    16 Mar 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 7

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    “A pleasure to see you, Sebastian,” Yosh says, tipping his cap. “What brings you to California?”

    “I am trying to remind myself of my roots,” they say, the best approximation of the thoughts swirling around in their head. “This seemed an appropriate space.”

    (A history of Sebastian Woodman and Yosh Carpenter.)

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    17 Feb 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 5

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    the charleston shoe thieves win the season 9 internet series championships. the sky goes black. esme ramsey faces down the wrath of god, and the dark chthonic rising of her destiny, and the white-hot stare of the woman she loves.

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    11 Feb 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 6

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    CHELSEA: The Pies? You think the Pies are gonna win? 

    MARK: I mean—sure! I don’t know, man, you’ve seen the stats pages, they’ve got a solid pitching staff and a pretty good lineup. Seriously, they’re a good bet. 

    CHELSEA: You're so boring it kills me a little sometimes. 

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    05 Feb 2021