queefqueen



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    Lodewijk, a 19 year old welder from Bruges in Flanders, Belgium, finds himself in Middle Earth. Not that he knows that it is ME, as he had seen the movies a few times, never glanced at the books, and skimmed the steamy Legomance fics his sister wrote and read.

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    A series of stories based around the AU presented in "By Wimple Saved". The premise is that Boromir survived Amon Hen and Denethor is alive and in good health at the end of the Battle of the Pellenor Fields. And the Steward is not happy with neither his sons nor with the scruffy Isildur's Heir.

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    The main story of the series is Ashtuzual. A tale about a love which is forbidden and told to be impossible. It is set in a hopefully interesting gap filler of the costums and mores of the various tribes of Man - plus Orcs and Dwarrow - inhabiting Eriador at the end of the Third Age. Spans from 2981 to the War of the Ring and its aftermath. The other stories are short pieces about characters from the main tale which for some reason did not fit in.

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    At some point I had an idea for a story where a guttersnipe is rescued, but not by a Companion. And the rest flowed from that idea ...

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  1. Public Bookmark 31

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    In the year 2045, an MRI mishap transmits Tabitha Moore's mind back into her body in the past. Now it's 1998, she's thirteen years old, and she has to confront her long, miserable lifetime of failures—and once again being trailer trash—all over again.

    ...Or does she?

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    28 Jan 2020

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    Excellent!

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    Humanity failed to stop the Night King and his legion of undead until it was too late. The displeased gods decide it should take a greater role in the fate of humanity and wind back to a time before the world fell apart. Jon Snow, the Prince Who Was Promised, and Jaime Lannister are sent back to prevent The War of the Five Kings and unite Westeros under a single banner to avoid a terrible fate. Even with the advantage of hindsight, things never go as planned.

    5/27/19 - I began writing this post S7. The events of S8 do not apply to this fic.

    Russian translation: https://archiveofourown.org/works/20439824/chapters/48493295
    Spanish translation: https://archiveofourown.org/works/31029293/chapters/76650389

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    05 Oct 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 3

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    Będąc młodą lekarką, osoba moja na różne dziwa i dziwadła napatacza się.

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    13 Apr 2019

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    What if Obi Wan had been chosen as a padawan by Dooku, which kept him in the Light and changed many things....

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    25 Aug 2018

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Fem!Obi/Dooku

  5. Rec 2

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    A retelling of 'The Long Drop' by queefqueen. Margaret arrives in Middle Earth with great expectations. What she ends up with is beyond comprehension. A tale of downfall and revenge. WARNING: This is not a very nice story but if you like things twisted, it may be for you.

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    25 Dec 2016