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    set in canon but basically what I would have added/changed/improved within it lol.

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    in which tedros is a never, but it's only revealed at the end of QFG. based on a theory I initially made in 2018, which didn't end up coming true, but made a damn good fic!

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  1. Rec 23

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    “Kaz.” A demand this time. “Let me help.” She’d asked, once. She doesn’t need to ask again.
    -- Kaz, Inej, and dreams.

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    27 Jul 2021

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    OHHH MY GOD OH MY GOD THIS IS WHAT A KANEJ FIC SHOULD BE

  2. Rec 75

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    A love song. Who the hell was listening to such whimsy, amongst the murderers and the thugs of the Barrel?
    (You are, and you’re the cruelest of them all.)
    Kaz scowled into the darkness of the room. It’s not like he had much choice, unless he opened the window and shot the singer.

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    Most sensible people avoid the Barrel during major celebrations, out of a healthy sense of self-preservation and fondness for their limbs and wallets. Kaz, on the other hand, does not have the luxury of avoiding everyone else's good cheer. What he does have is a useless gang full of teenage idiots, an irritatingly persistent three-legged dog, a few memories he'd rather forget, and a time limit.

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    15 Jul 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    would kill and die for hop the dog

  3. Rec 80

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    “You look like a pirate,” Kaz says.

    “I am a pirate,” Inej reminds him as they emerge into the dark storage room. 

    Kaz holds his bonelight aloft to illuminate the rows and rows of garments.  “Not this morning,” he says. “This morning you’re the bride of a respectable gentleman farmer."

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    06 Jul 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    *hysterical wailing*

  4. Rec 4

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    Then, pray tell, what is it that exactly answers the question: who is the fairest of them all?

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    15 Jun 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    hell yea I love a good sophie character study

  5. Rec 5

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    Sometimes, your enemy turns out to be everything you have. Other times, he is nothing at all. In Agatha Pendragon's case, he is everything— and he also happens to be her husband.

    [or: the mr & mrs smith/spy au no one asked for.]

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    30 May 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    BANGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TAGATHA MR AND MRS SMITH AU AND IT'S ANGSTY AS ALL HELL BUT IT'S GONNA BE FINE. HAHA. IT'S GONNA BE FINE RIGHT. right? :D
    anyway it slaps!!! I love a good spy au and this is not just a good spy au, it is an excellent one!! so!!

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