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  1. Public Bookmark 8

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    "Not going to happen."

    "What?" Aziraphale frowned. "Why not?"

    "Because I'm not going to fuck you in the Bentley."

    "Well…"

    "You are not fucking me in the Bentley either."

    "Honestly, Crowley. Out of all the things –"

    "No. We're not fucking in the Bentley. Or on the Bentley. Or beside the Bentley. The Bentley is a no-fucking zone."

    "You're being ridiculous."

    "I'm the one being ridiculous?"

    "I do know you love that car, but – "

    "I mean it. Not going to happen. How'd you like it if we were going at it in the shop?"

     
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    (Part I of Interesting Places - aka Four times Aziraphale points out that, really, they should just have sex in the Bentley. Plus one in which he gets down to it (bad pun absolutely intended).

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    17 May 2021

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    Crowley has a crush on a very minor celebrity, a book expert on Antiques Roadshow. When the opportunity arises for Crowley to meet the object of his affections, he knows he'll have to bring something really special. Will it be enough to secure the attention of the delightful Aziraphale, or will fate have to intervene for the course of true love to run smooth?

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    17 May 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 37

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    Aziraphale grabbed the mug by its porcelain wings. In the next second, it nearly went falling towards the ground. Above the desk, there, by the window, hung a lively and ornately drawn Ketubah. The only problem with that was… well. He didn't really remember getting married.

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    16 May 2021

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    When Aziraphale notices Crowley has suddenly started acting strange, questioning seems to bring more irritation than answers. It isn't till they're alone that he admits some kind of demonic rut is going to consume his mind within the next few hours, and soon enough the angel is the only thing he can think about.

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    21 Apr 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 6

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    After a few days of sleeping after the Apoca-wasn't, Crowley visits his Angel only to be pushed against the wall and snogged senseless. Crowley's confused, Azirpahale's horny.

    (Basically just wanted to write lots of smut with some cuteness thrown in. Idk if i'll write more but let me know if you thnk I should!)

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    15 Apr 2021

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