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    When George finally meets Dream in person he realizes just how big he really is. Tall, broad shoulders, large hands—just big in every sense of the word, and George can't seem to get over it.

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    23 Jul 2021

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    WHY CAN’T I BE A BIG STRONG MAN WHO CAN EASILY HOLD PEOPLE DOWN AND FVCK THEM

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    “You’re asking five 13-year-old boys not to jerk off for – it can’t be done,” Luther says. “Now that we’re older, it would be different, but back then –”

    “Excuse me, I could do it,” Five says. “I could certainly outlast all of you.”

    They all look at each other.

    “Oh, no,” says Allison.

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    22 Jul 2021

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    ok ok ok... hear me out: sexy

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    “Well.” Niall unlocks his phone. “It wasn’t getting the traction I wanted on Snapchat. So…I tweeted it.”

    What.

    “You tweeted it,” Harry states, nearing a state of brain dead. “To your ten thousand followers.”

    Niall nods, handing Harry the phone. “You’re a meme, Harry.”

    “I’m a what?”

    “A meme. It’s like an internet—”

    “I know what a fucking meme is, Niall! Why did you make me into one?”

    Niall has the fucking balls to cackle at that while Harry looks at the mess his former friend created. Videos of him screaming at Tomlinson about Tide Pods and his ass are being quoted and combined with memes to a create a level of memeception Harry has never seen before. That isn’t even including the thousands of tweets of him falling up the stairs remixed with random Top 40 songs.

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    In which Harry’s a disaster gay who doesn’t know shit about soccer, Liam drinks too many blue raspberry Coolattas, Niall knows everyone, Zayn looks dead, and Louis is Not Happy about sharing his breakout moment with “Drunk Hawaiian Guy.”

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    11 Jul 2021

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    SOMEONE ON TWITTER MENTIONED THIS AND I RAN HERE TO FIND IT AGAIN

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    He knows exactly what Rory needs. She needs someone who will be there when she wants it. Someone to scratch an itch. While he’s probably always going to be a little in love with her, he knows he can live with that. For once, Jess is absolutely, without any doubt, positive he can give her what she needs.

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    10 Jul 2021

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    I love the portrayal of Jess’s character in this and I love that rory’s Not a complete failure like in the tv series bc that always made me sad :(

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    "Oh, honey, you won't be sorry," is what Rory's mom said to her last Friday in regards to going to Chilton. Rory is actually starting to feel quite sorry. | In which Jess attends Chilton with Rory in season one.

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    10 Jul 2021

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    the second straight fic,,,, an incredible occasion,, I have loved this ship since I originally watched gilmore girls back in 2018 so lol