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    Harry is an Auror instructor. Malfoy wants to be an Auror.

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    08 Jun 2021

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    that was intense. I will never have someone love me the way Draco loves his Harry. other than that, cool discussions about the Reveal or the Conceal. I wonder what I'd do in any of those positions.

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    So far, college has taught Stiles three things:

    1) Eight am classes are cruel and unusual and should be avoided at all costs, even if it means having to enroll in something truly hideous instead, like Econ 101.

    2) Dorm security is just as tight as Stiles’ orientation leader had promised it would be, and the dude guarding Scott’s dorm in particular does not respond well to bribes.

    3) Mrs. McCall clearly had no clue what she was talking about when she’d insisted that Scott and Stiles needed to branch out and room with strangers, so it’s all her fault that Scott ended up with a total dick of a roommate and Stiles got stuck all the way across campus with some guy who has a girlfriend two towns over and is thus never around.

     

    Or, the one where pledge brothers Stiles and Scott start a prank war with Derek Hale's fraternity.

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    29 May 2021

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    SO CUTE AND FUNNY

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    When Draco Malfoy falls into a cursed sleep and can only be woken – at least, according to the Daily Prophet, that impeccable source of truth – by ‘true love’s kiss’, Harry Potter knows there’s no way on earth he’s the answer to this particular riddle. Is he . . .?

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    24 May 2021

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    two words: voodoo dicks

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    He has no idea what you're supposed to say when you find one of your...werewolf acquaintances, completely out of their mind, growling like they're about to see what your insides taste like. There's no handbook for this. Stiles is thinking that if he survives he might write one.

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    17 May 2021

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    aw

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    Stiles is Alpha bait.

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    16 May 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    hnnnnnghhh