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    A new plan hatches in Wei Wuxian’s head. If this nocturnal, bottom-feeding, slimy, invasive mudcat posing as a beautiful actor thinks he can sway Wei Wuxian with animal pictures and a sob story and an unbelievably stilted way of texting with still no dick pictures in the first five minutes of conversation, he has another thing coming. Wei Wuxian’s got it, alright, he has this in the fucking bag.

    Wei Wuxian plots to expose a catfish using strategic memes and turtle pictures while wiggling his way out of family dinner. Lan Wangji just wants companions.
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    19 Jul 2020

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    [Zuko calls at three in the morning and says, tears in his voice and rage through his teeth, “I want to run away.”

    It’s Sokka’s turn to carry the brain cell in his household but he doesn’t waste a second before he’s saying, “Tell me when and where—I’m coming too.”]

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    A road trip AU featuring two teenage disasters, abusing Ozai’s credit card, and A Lot Of Sea Lions.

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    17 Jul 2020

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    A collection of stories the morals of which all amount to: if something can go wrong, it will. Also, if something can go right, it also will.

    Alternatively, that one college AU where everyone fucks all the shit up.

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    13 Jul 2020

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    zucchini: Dear God
    zucchini:it’s me, zuko
    zucchini: just wondering why you made my best friend virtually incapable of basic self care practices
    zucchini: get back to me :^)
    bee hive: you are so ANNOYING

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    Or, the gaang but make it 21st century. And queer.

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    13 Jul 2020

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    Sokka and Zuko are both weird guys. Fortunately, they're the same kind of weird as each other.

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    13 Jul 2020