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    Jaskier falls in love with a witcher. It’s a bad idea, of course, but he falls in love with a lot of bad ideas.

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    04 May 2021

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    Thesus is NOT attracted to Zagreus and Zagreus is NOT attracted to Theseus and they may have mutually agreed to having sex but they are NOT enjoying it. ...Okay, maybe. But in the angriest way possible.
    Asterius is a good boyfriend/rival and the long-suffering holder of the trio's only brain cell.

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    20 Dec 2020

  3. Public Bookmark 71

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    Jaskier gives Geralt a massage that turns into something else, much to everyone's delight.

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    28 Jul 2020

  4. Public Bookmark 49

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    ‘Weird how we trust strangers with our darkest secrets, isn’t it?’

    When Geralt meets a prostitute at a tavern, he doesn’t expect to learn quite as much about himself and his desires as he does.

    Now with an unexpected, even sluttier 2nd chapter! (Mind the updated tags)

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    15 Jul 2020

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    "Jaskier, how drunk are you?" he asks, and Jaskier breathes a laugh into Geralt's shoulder.

    "I am excellently drunk, Geralt, I've done a very good job of it. I am as drunk as a Skelligen skunk."

    "There are no skunks on Skellige."

    "I am as drunk as a Skelligen monk, then."

    Which is fairly drunk, all things considered; Skelligens don't fuck around about that sort of thing.


    Geralt has been foolish about many things in his long life, and every time to his detriment; he'll not make the mistake of deluding himself that someone like Jaskier, with all the world open to him and everything to offer in return, would ever really choose Geralt's company in that way.

    (Geralt may not be a reliable narrator of his own life.)

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    14 Jul 2020