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    “This reminds me of our last trip to Vegas, and not in the fun way,” Jack said, and he saw the comprehension in Mac’s eyes. They were locked in a room they couldn’t escape from, only instead of being together in a bunker, there was at least a foot of concrete and a bulletproof window between them. They also had no food or water, and while the temperature was comfortable for the moment, that didn’t mean it would stay that way. “And just like Vegas, somebody’s watching us.” Jack pointed, and sure enough, up in the corner closest to the doors in each room was a camera with a blinking red recording light. “Hey, asshole! How about you come down here and say hi to your guests? This doesn’t seem very hospitable.”

    He heard Mac sigh, and knew without looking he was rolling his eyes. “Glad we got to discuss our strategy this time,” he muttered, but without real heat behind it.

    (Also known as: Jack and Mac get kidnapped by a homophobe who thinks they're a couple and forces them to make an impossible choice... and then they become a couple.)

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    18 Jun 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 39

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    Mac’s drink arrived—some kind of fruity cocktail—and he swallowed most of it down, then noticed the glass of clear liquid on the bar in front of Jack. “What are you drinking?”

    Jack tore his gaze away from where he was watching the crowd, looking between Mac and the glass before flicking his eyes away again. “Vodka.” He hoped Mac would think he was focused on locating their target and not being an ass—the truth was he couldn’t look at Mac, not when he was dressed like that in a place like this.

    “Straight?” Mac asked, eyebrows rising.

    “No, bi,” Jack replied absentmindedly, eyes widening a moment later when his brain registered what his mouth said.

    (Or the one where the target likes gay clubs and Mac and Jack have to make out to keep their cover. Things get... complicated after that.)

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    17 Jun 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 52

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    “Congratulations,” Matty said in a weirdly cheerful voice that made Mac skeptical immediately. “You’ve won an all-expenses paid ten-day cruise to the Mexican Riviera—well, not really, but it sounded good.” She tapped at the tablet in her hands and brought up several more pictures, all of same-sex couples who looked happy, smiling in their beach clothes. “Five American couples have vanished off the same cruise liner in the past six months. The disappearances were spread far enough apart that suspicion of foul play stayed relatively low until two DEA agents on vacation went missing last week.”

    As he studied the couples on the screen Mac felt the bottom drop out of his stomach. “Matty… who exactly did you have in mind when you said that part about winning the cruise?”

    “It’s a big ship, so I figured two teams would be best,” Matty said, a knowing gleam in her eye. “You and Jack will be one, and Desi and Riley will be the other.”

    (Also known as the one where an undercover op on a cruise ship becomes very real... and very dangerous.)

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  4. Public Bookmark 32

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    Desi grinned at them and Mac knew her well enough by now to know that kind of grin meant nothing good. “Surprise!” she crowed, and reached up to pull the duct tape off Jack’s mouth, which made him swear profusely since it ripped out a good bit of hair. “I couldn’t stand listening to you idiots snark and give each other sad puppy eyes anymore, so this is the solution I came up with.” Before Mac could process that, she snagged his phone from his back pocket, shoving it into her own along with a bulge he presumed to be Jack’s phone. “These are top of the line military grade handcuffs—unpickable and unbreakable, and I have the only key.” She shoved Mac a little and he stumbled further into the apartment, dragging Jack with him. “Plenty of food and drinks in the fridge, and I’ll be gone all day, so make yourselves at home!” And with a wink she was gone, slamming the door and locking it on her way out.

    (Or the one where Desi handcuffs Mac and Jack together so they can work out their issues... and she gets a lot more than she bargained for.)

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  5. Public Bookmark 45

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    Mac flashed her a grin and Jack actually felt his heart jump in his chest—this guy was easily the most beautiful person he had ever seen. He pressed a pedal on the floor with his foot and the tattoo gun in his hand buzzed to life, reminding Jack of the underground hornet nest he stepped in once as a kid. Riley and Jack both watched as he dipped the needle on the gun in black ink and then pressed it to Riley’s skin, creating a tiny line that would make up part of the outside of the feather. She didn’t even wince at the pain and Jack relaxed a little.

    “So how long have you been doing this?” the question was out of Jack’s mouth before he could bite his tongue, but he was just so curious.

    Mac didn’t look away from what he was doing, but one corner of his mouth curved up a little. “Professionally? Two years. Before that I apprenticed under Desi—we run the shop together—at another parlor, DXS. And before that, I was in the Army.”

    (AKA the AU where Mac is a tattoo artist and Jack is Jack, and they meet because of Riley and stick together despite everything.)

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