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  1. Public Bookmark 12

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    Nicky looks up at him, red cheeks and hot mouthed, panting as he tries his best to keep up. To give Joe everything, eyes fixed and focused on the polaris pinch of his brows like it’s the most important thing in the world (it is).

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    21 Jul 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 65

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    It’s unfortunate that Nicky was at the same nightclub as him tonight, that Joe spotted him across the room throwing back shots, that Joe was unable to look away from the long line of his throat. It’s even more unfortunate that Nicky caught his eye and smiled so fucking widely before coming over to greet him; there was no polite way to escape the interaction, and all Joe could do was match Nicky shot for shot.

    Nicky’s hand was clumsy on his arm, Nicky’s breath was mostly vodka ghosting over his face, when he leaned close and asked Joe if maybe he’d like to get out of there.

    Joe was drunk as fuck and unable to say anything besides, “Sorry, I don’t fuck Christian missionaries.”

    (In which Nicky thinks the mission trips he went on as a teen are a net positive for the world and Joe has a problem with that. (Un)Fortunately, it's not enough to stop him from hooking up with Nicky.)

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    17 Jul 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 23

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    Nile has been immortal for six years when one of their missions goes horribly, catastrophically bad.

    In the aftermath, none of them is functioning, their usual coping mechanisms gone haywire, and Nile doesn't like seeing her family like this.

    So she does the only thing she can think of. She texts Booker.

    ...the last piece of advice she expected from him was to have them play Monopoly.

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    17 Jul 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 9

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    Joe was the one locked in the iron maiden. He has just escaped, resurfaced, and met Booker. He reunites with the family who abandoned him, and he's not sure how to feel about it until he learns that Nicky has lost his immortality.

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    14 Jul 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 3

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    " 'Can you at least tell me what I should be wearing?'

    'Something casual and comfortable. I, for one, want a dress - it's too hot and stuffy outside for slacks,' Nicky explains, taking his hand out of Joe's pocket and pulling the T-shirt over his head in one swift move.

    'That's actually a good idea. Mind if I follow your lead?' "

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    OR: three times Joe and Nicky wear dresses because of circumstances and one time because they simply want to.

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    11 Jul 2021