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  1. Public Bookmark 17

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    "Tonight Haymitch is coming back from the private sponsor's meeting that he has managed to successfully avoid for the past twenty four years.

    Twenty four years of pigheaded obstinacy undone for a skinny girl who can’t even walk in heels. She hopes Katniss Everdeen is worth it.

    He seems soberer than she'd thought he would be, and her heart clenches a little at the thought of him having to prostitute himself without the protection liquor seems to provide him with."

    Haymitch takes a meeting with a sponsor and Effie tries to help him to pick up the pieces.

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    14 Jul 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 17

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    As Minerva McGonagall settles in for her golden years as Headteacher—the drama of war and the distraction of romance both behind her at last—the castle's magic begins to malfunction and a spell marks the arm of everyone at Hogwarts with the time elapsed from meeting their soulmate. Amid the chaos, Minerva learns she must travel to the year 1008 to save Hogwarts's magic. And incidentally, the soulmark on her arm indicates she met her soulmate 991 years ago. Och!

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    30 Jun 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 1

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    Mr. Beverly Lawrence thinks he might die of boredom at a stately party… that is, until he happens to meet Ms. Windsor.

    Alright, so he might die a little.

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    05 Apr 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 30

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    Afterward, the two struck a deal. At dusk on every summer solstice, the creature known as Moira would arrive. At dawn she would leave. But before that, she would give Angela one year's worth of lust, and take her own in return.

    But the godling was growing restless. She wanted Moira more often than one night a year.

    So, she made a suggestion.

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    21 Mar 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 6

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    porn without plot. I mean kinda. One shot.

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    10 Mar 2021