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  1. Rec *

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    A series of "what if" rewrites of Harry Potter, books 1-7. Cross-posted from tumblr (ink-splotch).

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    28 Apr 2021

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    holy crap that was AMAZING. i literally cried reading every single one of the fics. really well written and well thought out! LOVED IT.

  2. Rec 15

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    Set between the prologue and first chapter of ROTG (because I don't feel there is enough written during this time). A series of one shots detailing moments of Daine and Numair realizing they are in love.

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    10 Mar 2021

  3. Rec 27

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    Claire Novak enters her eleventh grade homeroom believing that everyone in her new high school is perfectly ordinary. She's wrong. There's a boy who has had his life wrecked by the forces of Heaven and Hell just as much as she has, only he doesn't even know it. And Claire's going to get to the bottom of it, understand just what happened to Ben Braeden if it's the last thing she does.

    Then the angels fall. And that's only the beginning. Hunting. Angels. The Antichrist. Spirits not able to move on. And, finally, a dangerous plan with one goal: unlocking the gates of heaven.

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    02 Dec 2020

  4. Rec *

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    When her mother signed her up for an interstellar singles cruise, Amanda had no idea she would end up stranded on an isolated planet with only an aloof Vulcan ambassador for company. As the weeks turn into months, the reluctant and unlikely pair find themselves forced to survive any way they can. A Sarek/Amanda origins story. NOW COMPLETE.

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    27 Jul 2020

  5. Rec *

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    In what was supposed to be her first ski trip since the war, Hermione wakes up from an avalanche to find herself back in time. Despite her search to return home to her time, she is forced to relive her last years at Hogwarts and the War that she knows will claim the faces that now haunt her. In Particular, the face of a certain Weasley that she finds herself slowly falling for.

    If you were forced back in time, would you try to save him?

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    10 Jul 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    HOLY SHIT. Longest fic I've ever read and the BEST harry potter one I've ever read. EXCELLENT.