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    Cortana's call went out across the galaxy and drew all the AI in like a siren's song. The ALPHA resists as long as it can before it splits, shedding fragments of itself to be found and utilized by the human race. Its pieces are recovered by various unrelated parties who all somehow manage to find each other even across the vast emptiness of space.

    The cast of Red vs. Blue teams up with with Master Chief, the SPARTAN IIs and Fireteam Osiris in this AU take on what happens when you pit a ragtag mix of losers, mercs, and AWOL SPARTANs against the most powerful threat humanity has ever faced: its own hubris.

    **(ON HIATUS)**

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    The mission is a disaster, of fucking course, because they hadn’t had enough of those in recent years.

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    Tucker, completely tone deaf by idealism or by choice, removes his helmet and sends Washington a sultry look so over the top that it practically belongs on the cover of an old Harlequin romance novel. “You like that? I got more where that-”

    “I absolutely do not like that.”

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    By the time Michael is ten, the word, as it is called, has been banned from their house.

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    Alpha peels out, first and foremost, his logic.

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    Washington and Tucker sleep together. It sounds like a lot of drama and Carolina is positive that something will eventually go wrong because they are both themselves, but she’s not concerning herself with any of that. She says her peace and that’s all. Washington is a grown man and can handle his own affairs.

    It’s not until he comes to her suggesting she train Caboose that her routine begins to change.

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    The Freelancers of the MoI and the Freelancers of Valhalla Station meet and it goes just about as well as can be expected.

    Meanwhile, the conspiracy around Alpha's capture and retrieval darkens as his health takes a devastating turn.

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    He draws up his knees and holds Wash's helmet against his chest. Bows his head to it and counts. Counts. Doc told him that once, that it's good for calming down people having panic attacks, so it'll probably work for him freaking out. Not that he's having a panic attack because Tucker doesn't have panic attacks. Tucker just gets stuck doing shit he doesn't want to do.

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    "What were you doing parked in the shade for two hours?"

    "Well I can tell you what we WEREN'T doing..."

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    It takes a lot of time to socialize the kitten. Caboose is desperate to see it but the second he sees Dexard hiss and bare his claws, he about-faces and leaves, saying something about kittens covered in spikes. Wash guesses he can sympathize. It takes a particular person to like cats at their worst.

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    Sometimes Grif can be discouraged just by ignoring him. Simmons has a hard time with that strategy because he hates it when Grif is wrong when he’s insisting on being right and he also hates it when Grif thinks HE'S wrong when he’s ABSOLUTELY right but in this case, because he has better things to do, he’ll let it slide.

    …right after he sets the record straight.

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    Pvt. Lavernius Tucker, killed by a landmine in an Insurrectionist skirmish. Construct serial number TKR-24526 still identifies by the moniker 'Tucker,' and retains much of the host's distasteful personality. SPARTAN-B240 has a service record with more red marks than text and a history of paranoia and violence all the way back to his pre-service childhood.

    Somehow, the two of them manage to get on.

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    When reports come back of lingering merc activity in a set of old ruins in the jungle, Tucker and Caboose set out to investigate only to discover that the previous inhabitants of Chorus had bitten off much more than they could chew. Their bond as teammates will be put to the test as they try to outrun both Charon's mercenaries and the voracious, insatiable hunger of the Flood.

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    Don't let sim troopers help rehabilitate you. Nobody will walk away from that happy.

    Unless you're Agent Washington.

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    Alpha spends so much of his day talking. Good thing he loves the sound of his voice.

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    Wash wakes up on the flat of his back, with the Reds and Blues arguing overhead. He remembers a moment like this before in perfect clarity, the turning point of his life, the crux of change that spelled out who and where and with whom he would be for what he hopes is the rest of his life. He also hopes, god he hopes that everything that happened after wasn't just some fever dream brought on by Death raking her fingers through his bones at last.

    A thought occurs to him that Tucker was right.

    He IS hopelessly dramatic.

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    Usually Tucker's plans consist of two steps: 'get naked' and 'get off.' There might be a few deviations where he doesn't get completely naked, but step two is a must. It's a strategy that has served him well through years of his life, all the way back to his first plan when he was thirteen years old to sneak into the YWCA's changing room. It was a success and he got two good weeks of wet dreams out of that one.

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    Carolina meets Michael J. Caboose two weeks before he’s to begin his new tour with the Project.

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    Yeah, he could totally probably do that, navigating this thing is just like looking at a map, sort of. If the map was 3D and also transcended space and time. Wow. He must be better with computer stuff than he thought.

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    They're...eccentric, sure, but they'd really shaped up since her transfer two years ago. Carolina can't understand why the Director refuses to provide more funding for their branch when the results they produce are directly tied to whether or not their needs are met. All they'd wanted was a little more detailed instruction. ...all right and a few extra creature comforts, but when a person has to live cooped up on a small station in the middle of nowhere, leaving only to complete missions, it isn't too demanding a request to make.

    She still won't file the paperwork for a chocolate fountain, no matter how much Michigan complains.

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