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  1. Public Bookmark 84

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    How is someone supposed to survive Thedas as a vulpix? No really, I have no idea. I’m open to any and all suggestions that don’t include death or pain of any kind. Now would be a great time for some one to pop out and claim godhood because I’m down to convert if I could get a how to guide for idiots on surviving bullshit. One soul for a cheat guide please and thank you.

    Updates every Monday.

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    12 May 2021

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    Gosh, were they tall! Of course, that was when she realized they were not big, it was she who was small. “Miaow!” she cried in dismay.

    Wounded by a terrorist in her world, Kat is given a choice to join the Fellowship of the Ring and change history. She had just not expected to be reborn as a cat! Saving someone's life in a feline form proves no easy task, especially when only the elf can understand her. That he is also a very good-looking specimen is not useful at all…

    Book canon.

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    11 May 2021

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    It took Harry one slightly more successful assassination attempt to realise she was immortal.
    It took Luna one question to persuade Harry to help with an old research.
    It took the dwarves of Erebor one meeting with an Easterling thief to change the course of history.

     

    A competent fem!Harry travels to Middle-earth crossover, spanning from the reclamation of Erebor to the end of the Third Age.

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    11 May 2021

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    A pair of friends step into another world on their way home from music class. Everyone is very tall, and has very pointy swords. And ears.

     

    “I told you! I told you, don’t step in fairy circles! And what did you do? YOU stepped in a fairy circle and now look!” They gestured angrily at the unfamiliar surroundings. They were definitely no longer in the woods behind the school.
    Sera made a full circle taking in the wide expanse of plains. You could see for miles… and there was nothing… but grass. “Huh…”

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    09 May 2021

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    A re-framing of Nothing Gold Can Stay, from Erestor and Glorfindel's points of view.

    Unfortunately cannot be read as a stand-alone. My sincerest apologies to Erestor/Glorfindel shippers who saw something new in the tag and got excited.

    Updates...on occassion

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    08 May 2021